/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

early

wrath

wemi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqJsqdCpZdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqJsqdCpZdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqJsqdCpZdg

I see the appeal now.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

I love Shiina!

Is phase connect a bridge construction company?

I like jelly because shes the most male brained phaser,

>>82914844
RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82914754
Is this actually a thing or is it something people who make funs of zoomers say? Or is it like dabbing where everyone hated it when the people doing it thought it was cool, but now people do it because everyone knows it's stupid

the fuck did she just say?

>>82914874
that's kinda gay brained dude

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 20

>>82914929
i dont want to fuck jelly dude

>>82914935

>>82914844
>Literally 0 ass
Is that it?

>>82914935
I don't care if this is probably closer to how she actually looks, I hate it.

[Lumi news] She's charging her duck

how about we all start financially supporting erina
as a joke haha

>>82914951

>>82914951
That's even more gay wtf

>>82914996
giwtwm

>>82914983
Why do you anti the claws

I want to depression cuddle with Pippa

>>82915047
I meant the moonface

>>82914988
Of course I support her, we're married

>>82914844
Where are there so many chicken wing eating players in the background?

>>82914996
Lucky bastard

>>82914935
me

Lumi is seething

I want to smoke weed with Lia and Uruka.

>>82914988
I financially support all the talents wym

>>82914874
>male brained
This has been reduced to a meme phrase designed to cause arguments just like GFE or phase friend.

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>82915110
so you can twist their heads off

>>82915127
I'm glad you didn't preface it with [Lumi News] because that isn't news

I love listening to Wemi yap about zoomer stuff

I miss Erina. Im already talking to her chatbot for my fix it's not fair.

>>82915138
>>82914874
Excellent setup.

>>82914925
Dunno lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDnKV_uF9V8

1, 2 skip a few
punch a jew
kill him too

I want to plap the stinky fujo

Why is lumi so early today wtf

>>82915189
I was already calling it a setup to start arguments you fucking bot. Are you genuinely too stupid to understand that if I don't use the right I put you chat gpt tier motherfucker?

[Lumi news] No one can call her a hag ever again.

>>82914996
she did this to me ama

>>82915235
Eimi wishes she looked like that.

>>82914856
This made me realize that at any point I can start talking deeply about coffee or coffee related things, and no one can stop me because it'll be on topic.

If you drink decaff or Americano, your bloodline is weak.

squib where

>>82915235
Eimi is significantly larger I almost feel bad for whoever that ugly person is.

>>82915235

there is no way Saya streams 2 days in a row, right?

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>82915235
That's a woman? Man, this lgbt stuff has gone too far, I can't tell ugly women from men anymore.

>>82915317
we could go even further

>>82914829

>>82915235
I don't get why people think she's ugly

>>82915355
You can tell pretty easily it's a chick when she's not in cosplay. Also as the Shakira song said, those hips don't lie.

>>82915400
The fake orange hair does her no favors

>>82915355
male or female I'd tap an ass like that

>>82915127
She's in a mood (mostly because everyone is in Japan having such fun without her)

>>82915235
I bet she has a pink butthole

>>82915281
>caring about what other men put in their mouths

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mnrMGWzr1H4

Lumi sounds extremely fertile today.

ok here we go

>>82915355
She has Average White Woman Face to me.

i miss wemi brushing during the end screen

>>82915442
why doesnt she take a few days and go there? it is not as if she has a real job or something

>>82915355
It's the wig and glasses.

Phag is not a bad word.

>>82915281
Drank my 1st Phase coffee today.
It was nice and probably worked out the same cost as going out and buying a S*bucks

>>82915473
and doing shout-outs

[Lumi news] Phag Connect

>i had a dream where i was a trad wife and i got mad about it but i forgot why
to much woman shit for me sorry lumi im out

>>82914856
I wish there were more streams with those old flash style bridge physics games unironically.

>>82915355
When you cosplay as someone that no one in reality actually looks like, it kinda throws everything off. By contrast this is her from the same con and at no point does it make me think she's not a woman.

5 3 5 5
In this case it's unironically (you)r overuse of pornography.
>>82915400
Because she doesn't look like an airbrushed JAV model.

>>82915618
meant for >>82915355

>>82915235
I would eat her asshole all night long

Erina......

I have been thinking about Pippa more than usual recently

[BREAKING NEWS]
A source has told me that Mint is now officially employed by Phase Connect as support staff.

She is a contracted consultant for 3D and live performances. Allegedly fish desperately wants her to sign a talent contract and she is holding off for now.

>>82915670
Is not live

>>82915400
it's because she is cosplaying Eimi

>>82915597
Yeah, looks much better in this one. That cosplay was horrible.

>>82915597
She's fucking hot

>>82915597
AWOOGA

>>82915696
Would only accept if Sayu tags along

>>82915696
i belive it

https://x.com/GrimmiVT/status/1823683888268632393

>>82915696
Badass dude, do you think we can get more alien girls?
https://files.catbox.moe/swed1g.m4v

>>82915150

what if we didn't sexualize the cosplayers

Is Lumi a hag?

>>82915769
fat

>>82915769
That's thin for Americans.

>>82915597
she should do erina cosplay next

>>82915235

>>82915238
10:00 is the usual and it is scheduled

>>82915797
No.

>>82915769
she looks 15, fat like that she'll hit the wall from both sides by 20

>>82915769
That body type is called lard.

>/pcg/ prefers skeletons to real women
Should've known

[Lumi news] Pippa ignoring DMs means that she hates her

I miss Shiina

[Lumi news] Pippa not answering her messages triggers Lumi.

Phasers are the best livers.

>>82915951
go to an asian massage parlor

>>82915922
/pcg/ wants women that couldn't survive winter or childbirth, very telling stuff

>>82915922
Sad setup

>>82915597
Why is she making that stupid face and ugly clothes? She would look much better in a dress or skirt instead of this weird pseudo-prostitute gitup.

>>82915792
what about if we sexualised them even more?

>>82915949
It is well known that Pippa hates her co-workers.

[Lumi news] Pippa never replies to her coworkers

>>82915769
She's fine.
Eimi is thinner than even that.

>>82916008
>>82915960
>>82915949
Lumi should have Pippa's phone number already

>>82915769
i don't like it

>
My retard in Christ are you unironically seething at cosplay now

[Tragic news] Yabcast never. Thanks Pippa.

[Lumi News] Yabcast is cancelled.

>>82915951
Shiinass.jpg

>>82916004

>>82915792
They would be disappointed.

lumi still hasnt figured out that pippa had a crush on her and is ignoring her to try and move on

>>82915922
/tsunx/ is three doors down if you're looking for the architect thread anon

>>82915960
And it should, not replying to DM's from coworkers isn't le quirky cute its fucking annoying, there is zero reason pippa cannot check a fucking DM.

Would (You) rather be Loki’s Cherry Boy or Runie’s Baby Boy? No third option, only one or the other

[Lumi news] She sees Filian as an actual person now.

lumi status? i don't want to open the stream

>>82915769
That was comically fat back in the day

>>82915780
Its real, the girls are in Japan for rehearsals with Mint.

>>82916118
What was she before?

>>82916111
Not even a question: Loki.

>>82916066
What?

>>82916118
Lumi respects her for calling phase cucks to her face

>>82916123
Brain worms and dangerously high estrogen levels.

>>82916081
Is that a guy

>>82915769
would

All this some talk from Lumi have me wonder.
How the fuck do people even meet and find love nowadays?
Like do they just ignore the brainworms and dm each other on twitter?

>>82916066
>>82916068
To literally no one's surprise. Everyone knew that this was on Pippa not wanting to put in the effort and later not wanting to "cause trouble." Fuck you Pippa. I was looking forward to that for two years.

>>82916111
I want Loki to crush my dick with her strong thighs

>>82916066
>>82916068
what was the reason?

>>82915769
wdsmbt?

>>82916083
SHE'S BEEN POSSESSED AND IS SPEAKING IN TONGUES

[Lumi news] Women enjoy being degraded and bullied.

>>82915597
Holy sex
>>82915823
Agreed

>>82915467
>Forcing yuri back into the team
Kill yourself twain

>>82916083
I can't follow
I'm sorry Wemi

>>82915998
No shut up, that's what's making it work for me

>>82916203
news?

[Lumi good news] No YT tomorrow, long Twitch instead

>>82916111
Lokilicious

[Lumi news] No YT stream tomorrow. Long twitch stream starting at 10am instead.

I feel super out of the loop with Phase after I stopped watching Peeba a few weeks ago.

Should I come crawling back to her like a homeless dog?

>>82916195
Women with bfs get lazy and start getting fatter. She just wants to be a lazy whore.

>>82916023
>>82915960
>>82915949
>>82916068
>>82916066

...okay but you know what that means right?
Pippa only platforms, replies to and (in Fefe's case downright seeks out) awful people.
Her ghosting Lumi is as big an endorsement as Dizzy saying not to hire someone.

>>82916220
Did you vote?

Daily reminder that Pippa and Lumi concluded what the solution to Pippa's flatness was, yet she refuses to engage in it.

>>82916235
>>82916251
we're so fucking back

>>82916195
She's saying that she wants to be your thicc Pocahantas girl.

>>82916202
that there be a hurtful .gif lads

[Lumi news] She has the thread open right now and saw the Eimi cosplay.

>>82916257
She doesn’t have a set stream schedule. Why don’t you try watching some of the other girls in the meantime?

>>82915696
>Hiring a girl who has never done 3d
Yeah seems like a fishman move

>>82916269
Pippa is unironically a bad person and not in a funny way

>>82916171
Bad setup.

>>82915758
Rope now

>>82916322
he wants that talent contract

>>82916324
I know but that's not the point here.

>>82915998
Shut up, we spent decades gaslighting women into thinking that dressing like a thot was "liberating" and I'm not going to have you ruin it for the rest of us.

>>82916190
Lumi is ready to do it whenever Pippa is but Pippa will not put any effort at all into it.

>>82916100
Truest rrat I've seen in a while.

>>82916382
Based goonmaxer

>>82916171
A lot of people just meet someone at work since you're around them long enough that it isn't unnatural to talk to them.

>>82916167
Hell no.

>>82916300
Hello Lumi. I love you

https://files.catbox.moe/h2r8mu.mp4
Reminder that Jesus Christ is PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!

I have to leave for the rest of the day now. If somebody else could do the ratepost today that would be cool.

Pippa is asleep soundly after leaving the collab to go schlick and goon away her stress

>>82916100
I love my disaster lesbian oshi

>>82916324
Quiet you, you'll rile up the two capipi white knights that are left.

>>82916322
>never done 3d
Do you not know who she was the past 3 years?

>>82916269
She does it because she knows she is an awful person herself, so surrounding herself with worst people makes her feel better. it's understandable but not justifiable.

>>82916171
Grocery store.
See what they buy and know much about
easy. the new church right my friend?

>>82916453
I'm working through months worth of laundry but I should be able to handle it.

>>82916453
I think she's doing a long stream so you might be back by the time she ends
I'll do it if you're not though

>>82916100
Is that why she's in Japan? To find a nip gf to make Lumi jealous.

>>82915597
Plappable as fuck.

>>82915696
Finally, 3d scat streams

>>82916203
Projection.

>>82916538
>Gets deported because Japan raised the age of consent to 16 recently

>>82916111
>No third option
Yes there is.

>lumi is under a NDA as a tester for a video game
its DOA isn't it

Lumi is currently shit-talking Russians and the Chinese.

>>82916111
I love Runie but Loki could fix me.

>>82916300
She has Twitter, anon.

>>82916447
Dang

>>82916608
Deadlock is barely under NDA and it sucks

wow this thread is just full of creeps and losers

coming soon to a fast food near you

>>82916220
it's a collective player, I made sure not to include the regular Yuri model for a reason

>>82916608
She got into the PoE 2 closed beta...

>>82916678
Im gonna kiss you femanon

>>82916538
Did you see the stream last night? They were looking up rent-a-girls.

I want to play the sex expansion with Lumi

>>82916714
I hope she gets to a cute nip to polish Uruka's pearl. Lia definitely already experimented.

Moonjelly
Oh, heaven restores you in life

I spent a lifespan with no Jellmate
The long way back
Jelly, why can't we look the other way?
You're weightless, semi-erotic
You need someone to take you there
Jelly, why can't we look the other way?
Why can't we just play the other game?
Why can't we just look the other way?

>>82916614
In what way? What is this post supposed to do?

Lumi just said "fuck". Yeah and?

Lumi might be a hag.

People don't say PK anymore?

Which Phasers would let you lick their armpits?

We still use PKing on OSRS.

>>82916776
>Lia definitely already experimented.

>>82914754

>>82915674
You keep saying this, Is it escalating, or just staying above what you considered normal before?

Runie’s boobies

>>82916838
>people stuck playing a rehash of a 20 year old MMO still use 20 year old terms
No shit

>>82916868
Sex with evil woman

>>82916695
It was supposed to come out years and years ago.

>>82916815
hips and thighs

>>82916821
>mid 2000's is hag now
I want off this ride

>>82916821
Dizzy sounded like she's on her last year of her 20s.

>>82916866
escalating

>>82916853
Honestly Minto is an actual practicing dyke so I could see it.

>tfw 4chan went down and I couldn't stay up until it was fixed
>never will get to properly use this image

Is Pippa a psychopath?

>>82916894
I'm just glad they backpedaled on merging it with 1. I don't want my zoom zoom CPU heater to vanish if it turns out 2 is dogshit

>>82916942
no she's just a dumb whore

>>82916920
what does that image mean?

>>82916942
Is Pippa a woman?

>>82916912

>>82916973
pippa is like the furthest thing from a whore
she got flustered and embarrassed so much when chat could hear her just humming

>>82916942
No, she's a schizophrenic autist.
Joe Biden and so many other politicians are psychopaths

>>82916659
"Gee the hero shooter craze died 3 years ago and the latest ones are all fucking terrible what he do we make now? Fuckin 6v6 hero shooter!"
I more just curious what they thought the reception would be

Lumi's starting to develop a desire for world conquest.

>>82917121
>starting

>>82916111
>Loki’s Cherry Boy
what does that mean

>>82916285
Yes now stop trying to ram your shitter back into the team

>>82917121
I feel like as far as female rulers go she'd be decent.

>>82916477
A girl who constantly kept bitching because her company wouldn't let her have proper 3d

>>82917168
Should've voted harder

I should have planned to go to anime ny instead of anirevo :(

>>82917121
No. Chaos. For amusement's sake. She's bored.

>>82915317
>ugly
She looks pretty cute to me.
What do you consider to not be ugly?

82916973
There are whores, women who behave like whores (sluts), and women who don't. I can't see why you would have reason to think Pippa is in either category unless you somehow know her outside of vtubing, which would make it off topic.

>>82917205
This. I'm unsure what angle bro is playing here.

>>82916984
Pico was puppeting a tiny memory model, Zatsu'ing as memory and singing songs last night

>>82917299
meant for >>82916973

>>82915317
>Eimi is significantly larger
LOL. You wish.

>dead hours
what do i watch in a moment like this?

>>82917181
You only say that because she is chat's(by extension your) puppet

>>82916118
Filian is an actual person? What?

>>82917340
Loom
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>82917340
It's trust hours.
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

[Lumi news] She says that Pippa doesn't play fucking games!

>>82917367
she is my cool gamer gf

>>82917367
The power behind the throne: Twitch chat.

>all of the small corpos of old fucking hated each other and lumi wanted to win the small corpo war
kek

>>82917375
No she's a flip

>we all hated each other
>I was so happy
Most Lumi quote ever.

>>82917299
you sound like a faggot

Overlap connect status:Avoided
Soon to be:3

[Lumi news] Now that Idol is dead we have unity

>>82917430
and she did

>>82917430
every time I begin to think that Lumi villain memes are stupid, she delivers a gem like this

https://poal.me/3svggp

>>82917477
She has been working towards this for years, eliminating rivals one by one.

>>82917340
Woman post

>>82916942
No.
Pippa is a lovely sweet girl who cares way too much.

>>82917518
The pippussy, obviously.

>>82917463
>stationary fest
Shes such a dorky old lady and I'm here for it.

>>82917430
And she did.

So did we beat Idol

Lumi's fucking ambitious, damn

>>82917547
she cares so much she doest even set a timer or check time zones...

>>82917453
Now she's unaware of how to compete with all the better streamers? Dumb takes.

>>82917588
>we
Lumi did

>>82917588
Who?

>>82917588
fishman did nothing
lumi did the wetwork
for all everyone knows, idol became a victim of its own ambition and internal mismanagement

>>82917598
Easily one of the most driven and hard working girls in the company. If anyone deserves a big break it’s her.

What words will be on Saya's bingo card?

>>82917588
Lumi subverted it and killed it with some Pippa intel.

>>82917664
the queen of sluts

Is Lumi the Kane of vtubing?

[Lumi News]
Hololive is no threat to her

>>82917662
"Sit on the bank of a river and wait: your enemy's corpse will soon float by" - Fishman Tzu

[Trustworthy News] Lumi didn't kill any competition, and didn't do anything.

>>82917588
>>82917656
What caused their dissolving? Economic model fell apart?
The economy is in deep trouble and about to get worse.

>>82917678
red, bowl, rocket, leash, etc

>>82917698
Rushia, Aqua, and Mel are proof.

>>82917588
Their failure was of their own doing.

>>82917658
The company that had Lisa (and Ky0)

Once the Yabs are mass produced...

>>82917699
Pretty much.

Lumis has the drive that pippa lacks

>>82917588
they didn't have the unity of phase and their biggest talent fucked off to "find herself"

>>82917789
The Basement technique is near flawless

gumis continue producing the most stale and played out jokes in all of phase

>>82916868
"God I'd fuck me" - Runie, probably, seconds before retweeting this art.

it feels like its been ages since she's talked like this about her ambition and competitiveness but god it's hot

I like my skittles

>>82917820
Gumis produced capipis?

Lumi should stream with Saya, even if it's just for phase weekly

>>82917757
>Lisa
Anon, the accident was months ago. You have to let her go.

>>82917812
It unironically is, it guarantees company unity and filters liabilities

you can tell xalamon is still in his early 20s

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>82917588
Yes. Operation Black Sheep was a great success. Agent Citrus has delivered the payment to asset Fuzzy Chunii as we agreed.
The Phase Connect Vtuber Shadow Government has taken another piece from the gameboard.

>>82917708
They spent a lot of funds up front on marketing, trying to propel themselves up top and become the next Hololive.
They fell well short of that goal, and were left with no funds, not enough income, and no game plan. Then the management started to collapse, and yabs started hitting them one after another.

>>82917759
It should have been sold here!

>>82917868
The last time she did she almost passed out from the baby fever

I dream of warehouses

>>82917788
Clara has the drive that Lumi lacks

>>82917588
I just think it's great Lisa fell ass backwards into the best opportunity of her life

>>82917928
Lumi knows she isnt actually a child right?

>>82917868
Lumi should someday make Saya stream with her for six hours

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqu3uQ7I5q0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLzwqctbsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV1wa2DQro4

https://wheelofnames.com/v7r-se7
https://pastebin.com/53VKyjcE

I dreamed of a phase girl, think it was Iori? She was making this 5 thing with 4 things and a vertical thing and was kind of silly because she couldn't actually do it and even Iori said so but she wanted to try anyways

>>82917463
I missed Shiina, can't wait to see her show off all the stuff she got

How does Lumi always produce such faggotry in the thread? She's just one chuuba.

>>82917708
Idol cut a lot of corners, both within and outside of the corpo (Artist, riggers, etc) hoping they would make it big and fill all the potholes, but weren't quick enough. Once they started bleeding talents it was only a matter of time.

>last night i had the strangest dream
>i was in my room by myself
>but all of a sudden there was not just me there but a hundred Lumis
>a thousand Lumis
>the strangest thing was it felt good
>i felt like i was part of something
>like I belong
i hope i have the same dream tonight

>>82918076
There's nothing even wrong with the thread?

>>82917968
Women are extremely vulnerable to kayfabe
Muyu and Wems have set off their colleague's ovaries too.

>>82918049

[Lumi news] her mom called her a onions

>>82917861
Kek

>>82918084
Roca and Kai will save them. I believe.

Wow, Pippa is a shitty person

>>82918076
What are you complaining about bro?

>>82917708
Ky0 put an evil slav witch curse on them babayaga style after her termination.

>>82918135
wow, water is wet

>>82918122(me)
Wtf, did i have a stroke typing this? I wanted to type onions not onions

Lumi is in her manic episode because she missed out on meeting the other in japan again

>>82918177
Oh nyo!

>>82918166
Ky0 should phase in

>>82918177
>he lacks critical information

>>82918177
kek I hope you are trolling desu

>>82918177
Wait what? Is ONIONS censored?

You cannot fuck her, she's the same size as your penis and not bigger

Classic

>>82918177
bait or newfag
call it

>>82918201
she already signed

pankos roommate is starting a test stream in a few minutes for her travel vlog.

>>82918166
You type too much

>>82918226
he doesn't know how snoy

>>82918177

>>82918226
What are you talking about, anon? We can all see you typed onions. Are you feeling okay?

>>82918239
Phase Onahole

>>82918248
Link?

>>82918226
>>82918177
>>82918122
Man, it's a gem to see newfags still

>>82918241
i fucking knew it!
and there's not going to be a stream tonight btw

>>82918239
Thats really small...

>>82917231
Not like you could have known what one they were gonna be at, blame fishfag

>>82918177
ONIONS GREEN IS PEOPLE

>>82918239
Redpill me on Memory. Is she just Rushia but with more Yandere and cooking?

>>82918241
the absolute state

>>82918177

Women are cutest when they are almost retarded

>>82918241
What does this almost neet do that would cause her to go over a previously known and scheduled time?

>>82918239
fairies are known for their stretchiness

>>82918201
Nya.

Eimi please I won't make fun of you only playing elden ring anymore...

>>82918241
Saya is dead weight and should unironically graduate

>>82918248
cringe larp

>>82918311
She's nothing like rushia.

>>82918311
If you watch Memory you will have good fortune.

>>82918274
>>82918305
I thought gummis being stupid was just a meme.. no wonder lumi rages every 10 minutes

[Breaking news] PHASE FRIEND Ky0 IS PHASING INTO REHAB

>>82918345
Leaf Love

>>82918241
Man...

>>82918340
MMOs.

I wouldent respond to Lumi either

>>82918311
She's not really like Rushia, she's also a dork.

Panko is doing a stream on her old account btw

>>82918241
Saya and Pippa should compete in a slack off

>>82918419
>wouldent

>>82918443
so she is finally graduating? good

>>82918402
Remember, doing drugs on stream is based

>>82918443
proof?

>>82918345
The last fairy I stretched out is a ghost now...

>>82918166
Cute.
>>82918242
I hope so.

>>82918506
This but unironically
I just don't like her because she is a flesh whore and a slut

>>82918516
I didn't say anything about survivability

Lumi owes me sex

>>82918443
am I expected to know every one of the girl's past life? I only know Pippa's because you faggots don't ever let up on it

>>82918554
>Spoiler
Better learn to tolerate her cause Kevin is a dumbass and I'm not happy about it either

>>82918402
Huh? That's the name of my house

>*grabs your cock and balls*
what do?

penis

I think it would be funny if Lia convinced Mint to Phase in and then graduated afterwards.