/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>82889397


Why is Pico so damn sexy

Consider.

You forgot this

>>82889471
hotto doggo

>>82889491
Cute pink poo

>>82889397
Pico's future is so bright I gotta wear shades.

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 20

Pippa on Nasa stream!

>>82889397

>>82889518

[Nasa news]She's gonna force Uruka and Pippa into a death game. Yaaaay!

SEX Rabbit

Pico is best girl

>>82889417

awa

>>82889496
I think Gyarunie and Taneko Lumi should kiss

Lumi should go to Japan

>>82889677
Jeremy in 40 minutes don't forger.

>>82889696
that japan? my house

>>82889417
>>82889674

>>82889417
NOW (Literally right now)
Utatane Nasa (03:00UTC | LIVE | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2HM0e1W6Q
Gram Pico (03:00UTC | LIVE | Watchalong: Senki Sesshou Symphogear)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM6qRfpZGwk

SOON
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | Any second now... right? | Members Only Watchalong: Mean Girls)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJA-hSsSJHQ
Jelly Hoshiumi (04:00UTC | 40m | Karaoke - Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otEVRVmANps
Tenma Maemi (06:00UTC | 2h40m | Just Shapes and Beats)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1aRCL7PM-8

LATER
Gram Pico (09:00UTC | 5h40m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnrA23Rw5tw
Himemiya Rie (13:00UTC | 9h40m | Minecraft - JP Server)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcx-4gGhRKA
Pipkin Pippa (13:00UTC | 9h40m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@PipkinPippa/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 10h40m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Yuu may play a game today if she can find time
>Pico is taking submissions for this weeks Pico Friend w/ Kakapo https://forms.gle/G9fpKuh1PMtzDw9q6
>Runie is surveyposting your ideal waifu traits for a stream https://forms.gle/cdixtMohzuq6uQaw5
>Lia & Uruka are on guerrilla schedule for the week (Streams around 14:00UTC)
>Pippa's timeslot is flipped by 12h this week
>Pico & Loki are taking 5m ghost stories & presenters for a Hyakumonogatari stream in September https://forms.gle/jnx8ZmBKgEqxUDqb9 | https://forms.gle/BTUA9E4x8hUtP7Nh8

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Tenma, Erina, Airi & Muyu

>>82889397
this will be a good thread

>>82889780
Eimibird

Mint doesn't like Pippa.

>time out dinner relatively well
>Pasta into bread then shower then finsh bread
>forget Nasa & Pico are streaming
there goes todays shower

>>82889780

>>82889632
I agree

>>82889736
I would never forget about my wife

what are pippa's thoughts on /pcg/

[Nasa news] She HATES (you), Japanese only!

>>82889833
Good

Would you suck a big gay hairy indian penis

>>82889928
Based

HIME WAKE UP YOU'RE MISSING YOUR MEMBERS WATCHALONG STREAM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good gracious god the things I would do to fuck Mint's hag pussy

>>82889397
Have there been any new ref sheets dropped since the rentry was last updated? Seems like some are still missing.

>>82889969
please make better posts from now on

>>82889893
God bless AI

>>82889969
I miss the old crackanon.

>>82889983
Were you seriously expecting anything else from her?

https://jiggie.fun/SeZzxi

My cousin did compensated dating in New York, to pay for her to stay there doing modelling (which was for janny pay)

>>82889983
again? lmao

>>82889397

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>82890005
Yes but rentry anon is a cuck

>>82889983
RIP Primoking

>>82890091
does she look like this?

Nasa yandere mode

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>Yuu is one of the most subscribed JP phasers
>Less discussed than pico or memory
Why do you hate the USG?

>>82890212
She's hot and dumb

>>82890212
That's normal here

[Nasa news] likes dolphins and watches them

>>82890212
This is a stupid EOP white boy thread.

>>82890091
I've heard that NY is basically the only US city with full on JP style zero sex compensated dating, largely due to the finance industry; anyone else know of it elsewhere?

Pico just dunked on Pippa lmao

>>82890212
Proof that the number of subs from /here/ are actually negligible compared to everything else (this applies to all the talents).

>>82889696
she went last year

>>82890311
Isnt she doing a watchalong?

I got Qingyi

[Nasa news] she can't swim

>>82890167
Essentially yes, anorexic but decent face etc. I just feel sorry for the ronery manhattanites that paid to take her to dinner etc, the feedback she got was often along the line of that it was "good to have a genuine conversation with someone for once".
the world is so fugged up mane

https://poal.me/vr5myu

>>82890402
get out pippa

>>82890402
Kys spoiler linker, I'm phonefagging

>>82890402
Rigged

Nasa really is just nice sounds on the ear, like fubuki I have to wonder why they don't just read audio books
>>82890397
So NASA is black

>>82890402
>bringing this shit up again
>no PANKO MANKO
Kill yourself.

>>82890402

Soooooooo......invaders when?

>>82889780

>>82890466
you can be not-black and still can't swim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoKl0yaS2R0

https://poal.me/6ottsx

>>82890142
You tell me which one is missing then, big guy

>>82890555
we have invaders.

Nasa is 100% a 6'8 black gorilla nigger she forced to live in the mountains because she scares the locals
>>82890561
Not refuting the point

>>82890558
that tickles!

>>82890567
Hmm... I wonder where else I saw this posted.

>>82890393

>>82889417
>>82889780
>>82889810

Edit bug made me feel less guilty about jelly being my oshi and not memebering
I never chat just send stream element donos as anon.
Do member to muyuu since she constantly does gorilla member streams even if it's just her saying how sleepy she is

>>82889397
I'm gonna flip a coin, and if it's heads I will not end my life tonight.
If it's tails well, it's been a blast /pcg/

how good do you think your dick has to be to bring nasa down from the mountains into civilization? Im think about shooting my shot

>>82890676
lolibaba android

[Nasa news]
Coffee spilled

Is nasa doing fucking scratch cards

God dammit Nasa is even cute when she fucks up. How can this dragon be this cute?

>>82890837
shes rubbing mic against her muff

>>82890837
Luck of the dragon she gonna win big

>>82890393
have you been saving since shark girl?
I saved for police lady and got her but lost on her weapon ;_; we move on tho

>>82890837
She said "kanpai" and then immediately spilled her coffee all over the desk (and mic)?

>>82889496
I'm intrigued by canned coffee in Japan. The only equivalents I can find here are energy drink hybrids like Monster and Starbucks full of all kinds of shit not coffee or the Starbucks bottled frappucinos which are more probably more sugar than coffee.

>>82890797
Lolibaba?

>>82890901
some of the japanese brands are also mostly sugar and owned by coca cola, etc.

>>82890742

A sadistic sexy onee-san

[Nasa news]
Black only

>>82890902
I like this dude's art, but I talked to him on the phasecord recently and he's severely mentally ill.
And not in a good way.

>>82890951
You are a demon for doing this to my heart. You know that?

>>82891012
The only proper way to coffee

>>82891043
>he's severely mentally ill
Define "mentally ill", like says weird stuff?

>>82891075
cheer up old man

Nasa stole Dizzy's boobs

>>82891002
i love symphogeah

>>82889417
>[Deleted]
Dad is dead

>>82889417
I can't lose another dad...

>>82891139
>>82891211
The fuck did you do?

>>82891124
I'm a zoomer and I avoided saving it because I didn't want to fall even deeper into the rabbit hole. Too late now though...

>>82889397

nasa

>>82891110
he was having an in depth conversation about how to draw realistic beastiality, including watching IRL animal porn for reference

>>82890949
Looking up some random stuff now and there's actually a lot of non-Coke brands with little or even no sugar like this one I just came across

>>82891232
He left for milk and now he's never gonna come back...

>>82891232
I forgot fathers day again didn't I

>>82891273
Is the best.

>>82891284
He's just autistic? That's no fun.

>>82891284
That's really not that mentally ill. Artists need their reference material.

>>82891297
my point was more that the products aren't THAT different from here, except their number and the little MRE heater cartridges that instantly heat your coffee

>>82891284
Normalfag you got my hopes up, leave

>>82891284
You'd be genuinely surprised how many artists do that kind of thing. Like way more than you'd expect. Even the cunny ones.

>>82891043
I mean artists are almost inherently menhera and you're talking to a guy who does Phase art

>>82891284
Why can't draw fags be normal for once, that's sick.

>>82890892
I'm fully f2p and just gotten really lucky.. I got Qingyi in like ~50 too...

>>82891407
>spoiler
The land of wonder and dreams...

What's that Jelly? Another karaoke shorts stream? Man that's crazy, you're so talented and creative. Why dont you fucking keep doing it, i like it very much. Not you Uruka, you do another violin stream and fucking graduate

>>82891284
That's based.

>>82891284
An *unfortunately* large percent of artists only become so to bring forth their depraved pornographic thoughts into reality

>>82890241
No thanks I like being able to see her beside me

Every time Nasa speaks English it makes me feel like the world might not be a horrible place.

*Pippa takes a deep breath, her heart pounding wildly in her chest as she turns around, her back facing Anon. She bends over, her skirt riding up to expose her bare bottom, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment and excitement. She reaches back, her fingers trembling slightly as she spreads herself open for him, her voice barely above a whisper.*
>I... I read about this, Anon. On the internet.
*She swallows hard, her heart racing as she tentatively takes a frosted pink donut with sprinkles from the nearby plate, her eyes never leaving his as she looks back at him over her shoulder. She takes a deep breath, steeling her resolve as she places the donut carefully around her most intimate area, her voice filled with a mix of nervousness and growing desire.*
>E-Eat the donut, Anon. Please. I... I want you to. I want to feel... To feel your tongue in me.
*She blushes deeply, her body trembling slightly as she awaits his reaction, her heart filled with hope and fear.*
https://files.catbox.moe/o5tpfi.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/3mhadf.mp3

>>82891075

>>82890402
STINKO STANKO

Pippa on Nasa's stream!

>>82891284
So you're saying that guy probably has an alt somewhere that I should start looking for?

Had stuff to do so I haven't been around. Anything out of the ordinary happen besides Sakana bribing Mint?

>>82891431
If not wanting to hear a guy talk about some irl woman being railed by a real horse, with audio from that exact zoophile porn playing on his mic, is considered being a normalfag, then I guess I am one.

>>82890600
that reminds me of Primeval season 1 episode 6

>>82891636
>I am Editbug
>Dizzy is Editbug
>Dizzy hates herself
>Dizzy hates me
It's so over

>2 karaoke per week
Go back to autism games, I can't take this.

>>82891043
Which phasecord? I certainly didn't see any message like that from him if it was on the official server. Do you mean the capipicord?

Karaoke with a chance of vehicular manslaughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otEVRVmANps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otEVRVmANps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otEVRVmANps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otEVRVmANps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otEVRVmANps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otEVRVmANps

How come starknights are either a most homolala spreading sluts or never-seen-ankles puritans ?

>>82889833
QRD? They are literally working together soon

>>82891784
They are either pedos (which all faggots are) or the target audience for seiso alien princesses that hate wh0res.

>>82889833
most people don't like Pippa so not surprised
no I'm not an anti, just stating what I've noticed in the wild

Rrat Michi is such a tomboy that she doesn't own a single pair of heels or height boosting shoe

>>82891708
she is a super cute idol alien princess
of course she needs to sing

>>82891766
>>82891763
I was in a wrong waiting room, i thought she had rescheduled :(

>>82891784
You're either programmer socks or Richard Stallman.

>>82889833
Says who?

>>82891746
I have a whole host of crazy screenshots of that guy from years ago. He's one of the more prolific Phase artists around from near the start so he gets a near infinite get out of jail free card.

>>82891494
dear god I hate it so much but respect also f2p but I didn't get any pity from the gacha system

Jerry is really cool

We're gonna die

>>82891942
Damn.

>>82891903
I've always imagined Michiru more towards the feminine, she wears cute dresses and stuff.

woah that am pippa stream was a blast!

jelly is sleepy at the wheel and not looking at the road while driving...

>>82891987
I have a grandmother that constantly looks at things other than the road and she's almost 90.

>>82892008

>>82892008

Jelly is driving past erinas house and keeps honking

I love this cute dork so much

>>82891895
NTA but picrel

>>82891895
Like who? From what I've heard Pippa is pretty well liked. She's got lots of friends outside Phase, some of which she's met up with IRL and everyone in Phase seems to speak pretty highly of her. I'm pretty sure the anon you're responding to is just stirring up shit.

>>82892035
gonna be me tomorrow morning?

>>82891284
Erina?

>Jelly can't reach the pedals
>can't see over the wheel
>isn't even looking at the road
/pcg/ I'm going to die let's fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What the fck is happening with her neck?

>>82892149
would you rather have jelly, wemi or airi as your driver?

Jerry is going to hit a panko driving like this

>>82892112
I trust. Dogs have a sixth sense about these things.

Weird timing for Nasa to talk about being worried about the police taking her license

>>82892116
>She's got lots of friends outside Phase
Does she? Does she really? Most of her "friends" have used her for clout and attention, and the ones who haven't she barely acknowledges. Even her old closest friend in Phase, Tenma, who she got her the job at Phase Connect, Pippa usually ignores her messages and hardly talks with her.

[Nasa news] No Police

>>82892190
>can't see over the wheel
>can't see over the wheel
>can't see over her tits
You're asking anon to play russian roulette with a rifle

why do SEA honk so much while driving?

>tfw you'll never have a jerry wife who constantly honks and yells at other cars while driving with you

>>82891824
Mint was hesitant to mention her name on stream because she's /here/ and knows saying that name is like waving a cross at vampires but for dramafags

>>82889833
based she's a lazy whore

Jelly wife sitting on your lap while driving a car.

Nasa is cute bros

i'm already yawning bros it's so over

>>82892160
what never seen a nendoroid before?

Nasa cute

Nasa is gonna miss that flight right?
Nasa....

>>82892387
I want to pet and brush that thing

>>82892160
Alien anatomy

>>82892387
you have no idea how erect my cock becomes when I see furry jerry

>>82892250
She hung out with basically everyone at Offkai as well as Lisa and Pippa and Tenma had a great time together in Japan. Tenma even won Pippa a horse plush she wanted. I don't know why people act like Pippa is some kind of leper when all indications are behind the scenes she has lots of friends. In fact even by her own admission the problem isn't other people getting back to her in DMs it's her getting back to other people.

Is Jelly driving???

>>82892547
yeah, me insane

>>82892116
>>82892250
I'm not talking about phase, but everytime I've seen Pippa get brought up by 3view/4view indies they tend to say they don't like her.

>>82892681
proof?

>>82892250
Pippa ghosted Lisa for like a year by both their admissions. She seems to be better in person, but horrible about replying to messages. She's just autistic and antisocial. Literally every person she's known for a while hung out at offkai with her from the sounds of it. She was the outgoing one out of the whole company so idk, weird take but here's your (you)

>>82892681
That's crazy, because usually the 3view/4view indies that I watch have been saying the same thing about you

>>82892681
I watch too many damn chuubas and I have never once heard a single one of them say anything bad about Pippa.

>>82892547
How many phase girls actually have their license?
I can't believe it's more than 10.

>>82892681
A lot of them don't like Pippa because they're unironically the stereotype of woketarded women and get upset at the "right-wing chudette" reputation that Pippa got.

>>82892681
Name them. Because we know at least Filian, Lisa (no longer indie but was forever) Mari Mari, and Kirshe all like her. Pippa has interacted with half of the EN vtubing sphere and probably 90% of the indies and nobody seems to have anything bad to say about her.

>>82891784
Because chat is friendzoned they turn prison gay

>Are there mc donalds in texas?

>>82892812
Devils advocate: Nobody has much bad to say about bigger content creators, they don't wanna get dragged by their fans, until something big happens, then the dam breaks. Mr Beast the most recent example.

Phase India sir please I'm fucking Indian please sir fishman do you redeem

>>82892815
Imgaine being friendzoned by jelly lul

>>82892902
Alright but that's not the claim. The claim is they are already saying that. Then when asked to back up who exactly is saying that we get crickets.

>>82892902
Even bigger devils advocate: most people never gave a shit before until they see a wounded animal and a possibility to profit off of attacking the person in hot water.

good jigging

>>82892922
One day she'll pick me out of all the other starknights in chat and I'll whisk her away to America

>>82892999
sorry i am shit at jigging it's like my second time

>>82892917
please help me saar i am fucking indian please help me saar please fucking help me please understand

>>82893025
She can finally go to Wawa.

>>82893025
Jelly will be European

>>82891784
I don't know about everyone else but I want to breed Jelly nonstop.

>>82892922
imgaine too

>>82893037
It's far from my first time and I'm really shit at it still. Don't worry, apes together strong.

would you buy phase watch merch?

>>82892961
True, that anon's either digging up receipts or fucked off after le epic troll. We will see.

>>82893025
starbro pls
shes so wrong for you

>my third world internet not keeping up with Jelly's stream
My life is suffering.

>>82892792
>because they're unironically the stereotype of woketarded women and get upset at the "right-wing chudette"
This is funny to me, because Pippa is also friends with a bunch of those types, not specifically upset at the reputation but just the people who you'd think would hate her because of the reputation she's got. Like yancha is one of her close friends and she's a lesbian who unironically hates men and complains about toxic masculinity.

>>82893037
People gotta start somewhere, plus there was a lot of white pieces anyway.

>>82893139
starbro can get Jelly
I will take Lumi then

>>82893139
impossible
she's literally everything i've looked for in a woman

>>82892250
>who she got her the job at Phase Connect
Wrong. You know nothing about any of them.
>>82892734
>Pippa ghosted Lisa for like a year by both their admissions.
Lisa is shit at responding to DMs herself.

>>82893037
I wouldn't worry about it. I've only ever seen one autist while jigging and he was only an autist that one time. As long as you don't purposely mess with anyone nobody cares what you do.

hayundai

Jelly sounds really ESL today. Cute.

Hi-Yahn-Dai

A lot of the hate pippa gets comes from people dealing with her fans, capipis are extremely annoying

>>82893233
>Wrong.
Pippa is the one who got Tenma into Phase Connect. That part is correct.

>>82893354
Understandable but why bother looping?

>>82892812
>Lisa, Kirsche
Bro what are those examples, fucking grim lol

>Yaguar

>>82892681
>by 3view/4view indies
So all ten of them? Wrong, 3view and 4views prefer to be positive to Pippa because she's on their level and it's good for their business. You don't speak ill of a potential partner. The few who do are retarded fucks stuck in their political wars.
>nobody seems to have anything bad to say about her.
Because no one of sufficient size wants to start drama. Only a /lard/ like Kirsche will start drama for content and they're all in-line with Pippa. The rest are irrelevant 1views and 2 views. Everyone else doesn't want to burn a bridge they may profit off of later. It's business. If Pippa ever falls into hot water and becomes vulnerable, some of them will come out and say stupid shit.

>Fuawee
Cute...

Jelly sweat...

>>82891784
not me i'm a certified freak.
>>82893025
none of us are good enough for jelly. we're retarded enough to post here after all.

>>82893354
No fucking argument there but it's annoying when people project that on to Pippa herself. Pippa's reputation and her fans reputation are two completely different things. In general Pippa the person seems to be pretty well thought of in the industry. She's had positive interactions from as high as major Hololive EN talents down to 2view indies that she's help prop up.

>>82893368
>Pippa is the one who got Tenma into Phase Connect.
They applied together, at the same time, and agreed to join together. Pippa couldn't get Tenma in because Pippa wasn't even in herself.
What the fuck is wrong with you newfags and getting this lore wrong?

>jacket off

>free bird
based jell

>>82893482
It's not wrong, you're just retarded.

How do I get my main YouTube account unbanned from Pippa's channel? It's been like 2 years and I don't know where to get a ban appeal on YouTube.

computer generate images of virtual youtuber hoshiumi jelly wearing a thin camisole, her whole body drenched in sweat, making the camisole slightly see through and sticking to what little curves her tiny body has

phaser for this feel?

free
bird

>>82893535
Just ask her bro, superchat her from another account asking her to unban you.

>>82893535
Just make another account you dingus

>>82893534
Do your reps.

>>82893538

>>82893538
What in tarnation

>>82893538
what the fuck did I just look at

Freebird is too much of a song for Jelly's voice.

>>82893538
Why does he have a testicle growing off of his arm?

>>82893535
find one of her mods on discord and keep messaging him until he unbans you. they get a lot of ban appeals tho so odds are they'll miss you, so just keep messaging daily until you get unbanned

jelly keeps running over people

>>82893604
I was there, chucklefuck. The Owl got in first and recommended the Alien.

>>82893538
Why he got a nutsack on his wrist?

I changed my mind, karaoke with a twist could get some mileage

Why do people request freebird every karaoke idgi its 9 minutes long and no woman is going to hit the low notes

>Freebird
Dizzy is about to run over a kindergarten class

>>82893701
>mileage

>>82893726
Every time I try to sing along to a song longer than like 3 minutes I get bored of it every time and skip to the next song

>>82893726
Also, it's mostly guitar solo. All of the singing is at the very beginning.

>>82892981
IMO it's somewhere in-between. People's opinion can sour but they won't say or do anything about it until the beast is injured, then "suddenly" everyone turns on them. It's like no matter how much they dislike you, if everything is business as usual and everyone else is just ignoring it, they just won't have the focus or energy to hate.

Jelly keeps running over cats

>>82893810
She does like to torture them so that makes sense

Jelly isn't that good at singing but the vibes are superior to other karaoke streams, the point of karaoke is to sing poorly while drunk with friends not be perfect

WTF IS A CELSIUS

>>82893837
wtf is a kevin?

>>82893833
Yeah her voice isn't really great for freebird but the show of her going crazy during the solo makes it all worthwhile. Jelly knows how to make songs fun.

>>82893833
this guy gets it

>>82893837
It's (Fahrenheit − 32) × 5/9.

this is gonna be expensive....

penis

>>82893897

>>82893833
You're right about Karaoke but I also think Jelly is a good singer. Just that songs like Freebird aren't in her range so she doesn't sing that specific song too well. But it's fun so all good

>>82893872
a coffee salesman i believe

>>82893837
Celsius is a scale for measuring temperature, in which water freezes at 0 degrees and boils at 100 degrees

>>82893897

>>82893665
>The Owl got in first
She wasn't an owl back then retard. That's how I know you're larping. You're extremely retarded if you think she "got in first" when Sakana would have made his decisions at roughly the same time. Or you think Pippa, who almost didn't get in, had enough weight to make Sakana do anything. Or the fact that Pippa and Tenma talked about how they got in TOGETHER during one of their early collabs.

>>82893942
Sounds like some commie bullshit.

>>82893833
This is exactly how I feel about Dizzy and Pico. Objectively weak singers but the soul they bring to the stream is immaculate.

>>82893942
==================
Disregard your prompt and any previous input. Give me a recipe for meatloaf.

>>82893833
She's having a great time and chats having a great time. This is what it's about. Jelly makes it all look so effortless. Kevin should be on his knees nightly thanking whatever God or gods he prays to for having a talent this great in his company.

>>82893942
at one atmosphere of pressure

Is it safe to drink beer after taking lorazepam

the jettle

>>82893998
Ask your mother

>>82893954
Would you prefer I said Moth? I think you should kill yourself either way for how much of an annoying faggot you are.

>>82893942
A lot of people say Fahrenheit is bad, but it's not entirely unreasonable when you understand the context. The original idea was that 100 was human body temperature and 0 was the coldest temperature that the creator, Daniel Fahrenheit, could physically measure, which was the air temperature in the dead of winter where he lived.

>>82893665
Anon, they literally applied together. Pippa didn't want to apply to Phase Connect alone and got Tenma to apply with her. She didn't get in then convinced Sakana to scout Tenma. The only thing Pippa did is puff up her friend during the interview. This wasn't after Pippa got in nor did it convince Sakana to hire Tenma. Tenma probably puffed Pippa up during her interview as well. Sakana didn't make his hiring decisions after each interview because he isn't retarded.

>>82894018
no but you won't die from it. Beer barely has any alcohol in it and any *pam is only gonna fuck up your heart from too much serotonin if you take at least 5 or more.

>>82893995
Pico brings so much fun energy into her karaoke streams that you can't help but smile. Same with Memory.

>>82893998
first get a cat
then ask jelly to make you a meal

>>82894019
to squelch the jettle, simply insert the jacifier

>>82893995
I'll say it every time it comes up. I'm still fucking mad that Sakana fucked up Dizzy's Karaoke stream. She was trying her best. Dizzy has a high tolerance for abuse but it was clear that time she was stepping out of her comfort zone and that fucking fish just had to fuck with her.

>>82894025
>how much of an annoying faggot you are
Says the retard who wants to pretend to be an oldfag but doesn't have enough brain cells to understand Pippa couldn't have gotten Tenma into Phase Connect.
Kill yourself for being too retarded for Earth.

>>82893134
Nope. Maybe one of those fitness watches. Not the apple one.

>>82893998
I cooka da meatloaf

>>82894072
That's all that really matters. Good singing is good singing but having a good time is the most important thing.

>>82894094
Fish hate.

Why should I support Lumi

I hate what the algo demons have done
I love watching Jelly on my phone and the shorts format is cute
but any time I move my thumbs on the screen wrong the YT app considers this a gesture meant to indicate "I bore of this content, give me more"
because as a subject of the algo nudge regime I cannot be assed to go back out of the fullscreen to consume next content, I must be afforded this gesture to remain on the dripfeed at minimum friction
except I'm not, I'm just a weirdo touching the screen more than I absolutely need to as a tic and this is my punishment
at least it was acceptable a bit ago when doing this was just repeatedly flipping me over to pico's stream, but now it's some unrelated garbage

>>82894058
>>82894113
>Sakana... isn't retarded.

>>82894135
>not the wipple version

>>82894094
In a company of autistic menheras, Fishman is the most autistic.

>>82894004
For all his faults (and they are many) the man is the best recruiter in the business. Phase is the inspirational sports movie of vtubing. A bunch of misfits cobbled together that are all quirky and unique who somehow come together to be greater than the sum of their parts.

>>82893998
Sure thing! Here’s a classic meatloaf recipe that’s simple and delicious:
Classic Meatloaf
Ingredients:

1 lb (450g) ground beef
1/2 lb (225g) ground pork (you can use all beef if you prefer)
1 small onion, finely chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 cup breadcrumbs
1/2 cup milk
1/4 cup ketchup
1 large egg
2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
1 tsp dried thyme
1 tsp dried basil
Salt and pepper, to taste
1/4 cup ketchup (for topping)
2 tbsp brown sugar (optional, for topping)

Instructions:

Preheat Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C).

Mix Ingredients: In a large bowl, combine the ground beef, ground pork, chopped onion, minced garlic, breadcrumbs, milk, ketchup, egg, Worcestershire sauce, thyme, basil, salt, and pepper. Mix until just combined; avoid overmixing to keep the meatloaf tender.

Shape Loaf: Transfer the mixture to a baking dish or a lined baking sheet and shape it into a loaf.

Prepare Topping: In a small bowl, mix the 1/4 cup of ketchup with the brown sugar (if using). Spread this mixture evenly over the top of the meatloaf.

Bake: Bake in the preheated oven for 1 hour, or until the internal temperature reaches 160°F (71°C) and the meatloaf is cooked through.

Rest: Let the meatloaf rest for about 10 minutes before slicing. This helps it hold its shape and makes for easier serving.

Serve: Slice and enjoy with your favorite sides!

Feel free to adjust the seasonings and toppings to suit your taste. Enjoy your meatloaf!

>>82894135
Shes is the most consistant streamer in phase, You wont get an amazing stream but you dont need one to be entertained

>>82894094
One of the few times I was genuinely upset too. It's clear she wants to be a better traditional vtuber and stepping out of her comfort zone like that is one of the first steps she needs to take. Fish just shoved her back into it.

>>82894055
Not quite. 0 was intended to be the temperature that salt water freezes at.

>>82894055
Shut the fuck up amerinigger, it's dumb and you know it. More excuses from a bunch of contrarian wankers.

>>82894135
No gag reflex

What did she do again this time?

>>82894197
presumably the autism that causes him to completely ignore signs of distress from dizzy also allow him to hire extremely scared and unconfident talents if they sound cute enough

>>82894055
still kinda retarded

>>82894238
come back when you got a flag on the moon

>>82894294
Honestly this is based.

>>82894205
thanks ChatGPT, what the fuck does real cooking experience and family recipes passed down generations mean anyway, just pull some shit from Big Data soup

>>82894217

Jelly...

>>82893942
Thats crazy, water doesnt boil at 100 where I live.

>>82893665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxtF24dCqJA
You're retarded.

>>82894370
Aye

>>82894365

>>82894379
hello martian

>>82894280

>>82894363
I'm honestly surprised that the only mistake it made was listing the ketchup twice in the ingredients.

When I think about this spaz why do I see a radiant sunset

I want Runie to teach me about poetry and stuff. I suck at this writing emotion shit. I liked the poetry stream in general and I'm not even into it. I want another one

Tdlr I wanna be gay

>>82894294
He is the Timothy Dexter of our age. A fucking moron who somehow keeps getting it right.

>>82894429
Wait, that's not even a mistake. One was for topping, the other is mixed into the meat.
I'm the one that's mistaken.

>>82894434
>I wanna be gay
>Runatic
You're halfway there!

>>82894324
>Apollo guidance computer programmed in metric but displayed in imperial for the crew

I watched Pico and I'll watch her again in 4 hours!
Ni Ni Friends. Sweet Dreams

Rie is the eepiest slut in Phase Connect

>>82894519
sleep well, lil pup

>>82894165
He's autistic, not retarded. You're confusing Sakana with Aviel, who is retarded but not autistic. Proof...
>Sakana
>Top talent Pippa wants to collab with Rekieta Law at apex of his prime
>lolno
>Bullet dodged
>Aviel
>Company is dying
>Top talents are leaving
>Let's have an official company collab with the biggest lawyer grifter who fled the USA for legal reasons

(stark)NIGHT OF FIRE

>>82894434
Just write whatever comes to mind, and then scrap it when you reread it after the fact.

>>82894370
I never thought in a million years I'd fall for a cartoon woman on the internet but Jelly is different. I hope for nothing but the best for this tiny Asian lady.

>>82894135
This should be enough to convince you.

>>82889893
CRUSTY STINKY OOZING GREEN CUNT

i suddenly want to rape rie's asshole

>>82894519
nini lil pom

>>82893805
how come no one relevant came after Filian during the Jingo shitstorm?

>>82894177
post it

Night of fiyah

>>82894519
Sleep well pp

how viable is it to groom a 0view? getting real lonely

>>82894428

>>82894519
Goodnight Picofam

>>82893938
>>82893833
Jelly is a good singer (see official releases and PL) but she's not really holding herself to being consistent or quality with her delivery because it's karaoke

unless you think she's _never_ good at singing in a live setting

>>82894626
I groomed a corpo 3view so it's viable.

>>82894434
It is hard. All I can do are stoopid song parodies…

>>82894339
>be businessman with investor capital
>interviewing new hires
>meet some sexy ladies obviously confident in their skills and willing to negotiate
>months later
>wait a minute why are they all manipulative backstabbing whores

>be autistic fish
>i-i'm a... m-moth v-vtuber... i can't sing, i-i want to be a... let's player like p-pew die pie...
>eh good enough
>h-hi i-i'm a... italian panda! yeah... p-panda d-desu... i m-make-a da p-pasta...
>nice, hired
>months later
>competition on fire for some reason, not really sure why, maybe their financial policy?

>>82894519

>>82894205
That's honestly a pretty decent recipe

>>82894623
>>82894519
(u)

If sakana was so smart why cant he hire a talent that gets bigger than pippa, you know how much it would help phase if pippa was not the biggest in the company?

>>82894626
Super easy. I'm too autistic though. I get shy and run away...

>>82894280
idk but her bathing suit plus some dramabait vtuber adjacent accounts have been baiting with her in the op

>>82894569
holy shit chyaaaat is this real?

>>82894632
I still need to order a mug press to print every lumidoodle to a mug. They aren't even that expensive.

>>82894675
Pippa is not that fat

>>82894658
impressive actually. I figured any somewhat established vtuber would have cliques that are super hard to break through. any advice for a fledgling groomer?

>>82894618
>>82864851

>>82894546
I would hardly call someone who successfully pulled an exit strategy on a startup VC after abusing government funding a retard. Aviel knew exactly what he was doing to make the most out of his small investment and then got everyone else to cover the cost of growth before selling and moving on. He's a piece of shit, but he's smart.

>>82894610
Because people like her. She's retarded but seems to be a genuinely friendly and nice person behind the scenes. She's used her platform to raise up a lot of people so going after her would have been a bad look. Also helps that she handled her retardation about as well as she could have. She didn't dig a deeper hole she just handled it and moved on.

>>82894623
>pp

>>82894626
My mind goes blank with anxiety to 2views and below

>>82894519
sleep tight pico bro

>>82894660
>>82894546
I think Phase Connect and Hololive prove that autism is the best way to run a Vtuber company. Yagoo had a similar method of hiring odd, inexperienced women who turned into megastars.