/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wrath

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

they should just rename the company to SEX CONNECT

>Gyaru Lumi
When is Gyaru Pippa?

>>82856901
Pippa Breed

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE_l5I66omE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFBMpQvAWiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC_sxQoxup8

https://wheelofnames.com/wjr-xfz
https://pastebin.com/53VKyjcE

Are pools good for you?

>but i realized that sometimes you deserve nice things too..
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1823405248062656594
LUMI GFE

coom connect

Stop sexualising the phase girls

Need pipbutt to slap

What did Lumi mean by this?
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi/status/1823405248062656594

Pippa the protagonist

>>82857000
Yes.

She did it because she loves me

>>82857025
They sexualise themselves.

>>79479364
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>>82856638
hey phasecucks can you stop shitting the catalog with your whore chuuba

How would you react if they announced that Mint is phasing in at the new york thing

>>82857012
>>82857038

>>82857012
Commieschizo don't look!

>>82857064
obsessed

>>82857012
Thanks Lumi

>>82857064
Kill yourself schizo

>>82857025
The do it themselves.

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>82857064
>Grabbing catalog nigger posts from June
Actually kill yourself

>>82857064
Ok

>>82857012
thanks

I love Shiina!

I love Lumi

>>82857012
Thanks looms

I want to smoke weed with Eimi and Ember.

Stop trusting.

>>82857064
I apologize, Gumis are the worst.

>>82857012
https://files.catbox.moe/z98ktb.mp4

you're all pathetic

lumi should've tried to do her really bad trump impression again while she had the orange skin

>>82857217
They're literally just capipis but gay

raid broke where go

>PIPPA PIPPA. PLEASE DO THIS THING LUMI JUST DID! P-P-PLEASE!!!

Phasers are the best livers.

I believe that Pippa should be louder, angrier, and wear less clothing. And whenever Pippa's not streaming, all the other girls should be asking "Where's Pippa"?

>>82857089
>>82857096
>>82857138
>>82857139
>>82857217
You know that's Peruano linking his own threads right
You're not actually that braindead, are you?

>>82857238
be nice femanon and men will like you too

>>82857294
Interesting setup.

We will win.

>>82857064
!!!

>>82857217
Pipnigs and Gumicucks are the same

>>82857294
Capipis are that braindead, yes.

>>82857342
This, all phasecucks are the worst. ScrewPhase Connect.

>>82857238
Idk anon-chama, coming into someone else's thread just to tell them they're pathetic is pretty pathetic in itself.

>>82857038
ESL?

>>82857258
Stream? Yeah I agree, she should give it a try.

How do the Phase girls feel about anons jerking off to them?
Which ones are flattered?
Which ones are disgusted?
Which ones pretend it doesn't exist?

How are we feeling today?

>>82857258
>>82857392
She should try streaming as often as Lumi does.
She might actually die.

>>82857408
stop bring up disgusting topics

>>82857415
Tired

>>82857415
I feel like shit.

>>82857415
interlinked

>>82857415
4

>>82857415
Angry. Angry at Pippa!

>>82857431
Good

>>82857000

>>82857087
Why not? What's wrong? Are you having another episode?

I love Lumi very much, that's all

Dead Hours
Phase Adjacent Icy Snowpaws is playing slop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAw1ONAV0Uc
Phase Friend Oli is playing CP2077
https://www.twitch.tv/oliviamonroe
Phase Friend Nina is holding her return zatsu
https://www.twitch.tv/ninaninin

>>82857448
>>82857462
>>82857463
>>82857479
>>82857480
I can't help you but I hope it improves

>>82857415
Tired for some reason.

>>82857415
dorceless

>>82857066
anti

>>82857408
Eimi pretends to be disgusted before going into her room and flicking her bean at max speed to the thought.

>>82857415
Sad

Which phase girls are currently naked right now?

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>82857415
pretty good
i'm going to go to take a nap now though

would you date pippa

>>82857524
Fuck you.

https://clips.twitch.tv/InventiveStylishWolfPMSTwin-ijfYQDeGncYW0IDT

>>82857546
>>82857408
Please jerk off before posting

>>82857415
I feel surprisingly okay today.

>>82857546
muyu

Tummyko

Lumi doesn't watch the JPs so she doesn't know I'm a whore

>>82857521
now shoop her bikini top away

>>82857479
2

>>82857415
Breddy gud!

>>82857238
YOU NOTICED! <3

XOXO

>>82857415
Anxious but that could be thanks to 400mg of caffeine from cans of cold brew.

I need Panko...

>>82857570
she watches clara often and talks with her about fans a lot

>>82857555
As long as she'd be willing to actually try, yeah. So no.

>The people who feel better respond later
I am noticing a connection between how closely you watch /here/ & mood

>>82857415
I wish Pippa didn't hate me

Did Pippa not stream today?

>>82857647
LOL, LMAO

>>82857643
stop saying I wish
and start saying I will

>>82857647
lol no, did you really think she would?

>>82857569

>>82857628
>Clara
>jp
Lol

>>82857647
Pippa destroyed her channel metrics and SEO by not streaming for weeks and weeks

>>82857415
Dreadful thought that my parents are old and I will have to bury them sooner than later dreads me

pippa will be japanese

>>82857415
I am spiraling down

>>82857628
While Clara is in the JP branch, most of her fans and streams are in English. I'm a whore in Japanese

>>82857555
No. She's high friend material for me, and needs a lot of work.
But I do see her improving to a point that she may get a good gf/bf someday.

Going on a beach date with my little sister Hime!

>>82857555
She's a nice girl, sure

What kind of swimsuit would Hime wear?

>>82857678
>I will Pippa didn't hate me
What?

>>82857639
I am schizophrenic all the replies were me

>>82857479
6, I miss her...

>>82857415
Excited for Shiina's return tomorrow

>>82857705
And now she knows retards will shower her in money every time she comes back so she doesn't have to care how she treats them or how much of it she blows on dumb shit.

>>82857570
Lumi knows her place as my side piece and doesn’t care when I watch other girls

>>82856993
This but Nasa. With a Sig 556.

>>82857707
I have buried two of my younger brothers before their time.
Enjoy your days.

>>82857776
I think Shiina SUCKS!

>>82857705
>SEO
What is that?

>>82857415
I was sad about Pippa's no-show but Lumi's stream cheered me up.

>>82857747
I'm going to rape your sister.

>>82857854
>before their time
Stop burying people alive

>>82857719
She doesn't want to be

>>82857854
i'd kill myself too if you were my brother

>>82857705
May was her most successful months ever and that was after the JP trip.

>>82857873
What's this from?

>>82857747
Unironically, date with Hime would be on of the best and most fun from all the Phase girls
Serious doubt about her being a wife material tho

>>82857870
search engine optimization

>Pippa laying naked in the center of a king sized bed in a Japanese 5 star hotel
>ball gag
>vibrators taped to her nipples and clitoris
>lovense pressed up against her G spot
>vibrating anal plug
>She is not thinking about her missed stream, she has bigger problems
>the timelock on her bondage seems to have failed
>She is struggling desperately
>lifts up her legs to spread her anus as she tries to force out the plug, but the lube has dried and it is stuck
>can't force the lovense out because the walls of her vagina are contracting from the constant orgasms
>she can barely maintain conciousness
>"Pippa-chan!"
>Pippa forgot she gave Tenma a key to her room
>she brought Lia and Mint with her
>this is the most humiliating moment of Pippa's life, but at least she is saved
>Tenma locks the door, "You got us a present."
>Pippa's eyes grow wide with terror as the three women undress and approach her with devious smiles

>>82857980
>Serious doubt about her being a wife material tho
The fact you are even considering makes you retarded

>>82857415
Shitty, I can feel time slipping through my fingers.

>>82858014
I would marry Hime

>>82857980
Hime can become a great wife, with strict discipline and training.

>>82857975
It's some news host collapsing but backwards

>>82858061
Lmao look at this retard!

>>82858061
(Yuu) need to wear a helmet when going down stairs

>>82857993
Write more.

>>82857415
Feeling good

HEY
SAY SOMETHING

FUCKING PERISH

>>82858100
>>82858108
Hime is cute and I could fix her

>>82858201
I'M GONNA KILL PARAXIS!

>>82858216
This universe's best repairmen wouldn't make a dent in her damage

>>82857570
thing is, so is Lumi

>>82857479
3

>>82857555
Of course

>>82858069
>wife
pet*
rie is not someone you would wish to have your back, she will stab it without a single regret

Pippa should be raped to death for not streaming

>checked out Frieren's dub out of morbid curiosity
>hear Frieren
They might as well hire vtubers at this point because jesus fucking christ it's not like they can go anywhere lower.

>>82858205

>>82858314
That's your fault for watching anime

>>82858314
It's crazy how much better vtubers are at sounding 'anime'.

>>82858295
This but instead of rape I hope her trip ends up mildly inconveniencing her with minor issues throughout the week instead.

>>82857993
Hot

>>82857868
Yeah me

>>82858259
my wife is NOT a whore

>>82858314
There's like 5 good anime dubs, I don't know why you bothered

I haven't looked at the thread dedicated to the virtual animated YouTubers of the Canadian company Phase Connect in 24 hours, has anything gone catastrophically wrong today?

>>82858376
WOAH

>>82858360
This but Junko ending

What if Pippa had sex with Lumi

>>82857993
Someone should make AI art slop from this

>>82858376
Nice

>>82858390
Lumi

>>82858376

>>82858390
Memory fucking died
She was slinging rock on the corner and got shot by a stray from a drive by

>>82858378

>>82858378
she most certainly is a rotten whore

>>82857993

>>82857570
But cheaters get her attention more
Sometimes I wonder what I even get for being loyal

>>82858422
Honestly they should slam their clams together on stream. It'd be really avant-garde.

>>82858348
That's what i've been thinking. I can easily imagine Pippa doing a decent Frieren too desu.

>>82858382
>I don't know why you bothered
I like to give things a chance.

>>82858382
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Champloo
Space Dandy
DBZ
FMA Brotherhood
Konosuba
Megalobox: Nomad
Uh...

My slutty fairy

>>82858390
Dizzy committed a hate crime on stream yesterday.

I need a cute girl to hug :(

>>82858449
She attracted too many Crips when trying to get more English memories. Rip our honorary blood gang crispy nigga

>>82858567
Same :(

>>82858556
>Konosuba
I don't believe you.

https://jiggie.fun/79GcD0

>>82858314
Do not listen to dub, please. You're better than this

>>82858556
Yu yu hakushu

>>82858515
Clearly edited, Pippa would have tweeted about the stream being canceled if she had her phone.

>>82858601
It has a pretty good dub honestly. Works better for fast comedy.

>>82858567
you don't deserve it though

>>82858556
Hellsing Ultimate was pretty good

>>82858556
Persona 4 animation
for some reason I like it better than the Japanese but maybe that's just from nostalgia

>>82858205

>>82858314
They already do retard

>>82858556
Pokemon RIP Misty's VA

>>82858686
Who deserves anything?

>>82858205

Any streams?

I am suffering Pippa withdrawal

why are dubtards like this?

I'm 25, is it over for me?

Phase girl for this feel?

>>82858916
I can't believe you've done this.

>>82858945
Yep, you'll never be able to be prom queen now femanon

>>82858945
Over how?

>>82858945
yes, it's over the moment you get out of the womb, you are slowly dying I give you a thousand years tops

>>82859008
Life

>>82858916

>>82859095
I don't know, let me see the books of rules for "life" and I will get right back at you

>>82859144
What are they planning?

>>82858859
Phase friend Nina
https://www.twitch.tv/ninaninin

PixelLink Detective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cu3xT3pDhY

>>82859170
That's none of your beesiness.

RAPE CONNECT

>>82859213
Rude

Guinea bee should phase in.

>>82858376

[Dizzy News] Dizzy has solved the housing crisis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01e3xlQsOXo

Why are there so many dead hours when we have 31 talents?

I just woke up. How was Pippas stream?

>>82858376

>>82859308
We have 73 talents

>>82858691
Have you watched the commentary by the director. He's so fucking based.
>told the Japs to fuck off when they told him to call Alucard "Arucard", threatened to quit over it
>actually went out and studied Nazism to prepare
>was told to write anything he wanted for an incantation, pulls something out of an old Rosicrucian codex
>loves the abridged series and got Seras Victoria's VA to say "Bitches Love Cannons."

>>82859308
>31
what did I miss?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01e3xlQsOXo

>>82859338
See >>82857993

>>82859242
Now we're talking

dizzy owes me karaoke and sex

>>82857415
Not great, today is day 2 of 4 days in a row of tests. I got arguably the hardest one out of the way already (tomorrow's MIGHT be harder, we'll see) so there's that upside.
But doing barely anything besides hunkering down and reading these textbooks makes me realize how lonely I am.

>>82859358
Dizzy accidentally leaked one of the new phasers

>>82859272
We should make Pippa move to SEA as punishment for her actions.

>>82856901
Is anybody confirmed married or in any kind of relationship in this company.
I worry about these hags.

>>82859436
I said it yesterday but it's more accurate if Dizzy is Offier K, and the giant hologram is her chat and an image of her ovaries drying up

>>82859532
Amazing setup.

>>82859532
Setup status: older and more stale than the crust around Pippa's vagina

>>82856901
Does anybody watch Michuri?
I never see her anywhere.
Does she intentionally maintain a niche audience?

>>82859568
I don't like Ember anymore.

>>82859272
No Dizzy, you move to SEA after you retire so that you can live out your retirement more comfortably. You don't live there when you still have to earn a wage.

I miss dizzy's debut voice

I got it. Pippa didn't forget me; she thinks today it's monday, that's all

>>82859592
I did but the RDO adventures kinda broke me for a while.

>>82859592
She's japanese.

>>82859532
Come on my guy you can do better, I know you can

>>82859691
Today would be closer to Wednesday in Japan so yes she did forget (You)

>>82859602
But why? She's so nice, even if she has the shortest temper when it comes to not tolerating shit from chat

Cute that Lia and her oshi were hanging out in person. Pomu is a sweetie

>>82859731
It's been Wednesday in Japan for 3 hours now.

I pick Lumi

>>82859774
>Sweetie
>Whore who posted her tits on /b/
Lol
Lmao

>>82859774
Mint likes going to every con in person, it's something she's always done.

Mike Honey

Looking back it's funny how so many anons got offended when sak may or may not have taken potshots at idol for being a weird corpo trying to compensate for something with its transparency campaign. Then the owner bailed.

>>82859827

>>82859861
uoh

>>82859592
Who's Michuri?

>>82859272
The Phase streamer house would get robbed in SEA land

>>82857993
Read this in public, now i have an erection, thanks anon

>>82859691
That's the excuse she'll give yeah

>>82859841
>sak

>>82859841
I can't blame anons, it's clear he's privy to more information that fans will never have but it's funny to look back on and realize the red flags of Idol in hindsight.

>>82859861
>>82859902
Panko is a spaghetti nigger

>>82859745
I don't want to get bonked, it just made me sad knowing what she used to do. Can't look at her the same way anymore.

>>82859592
If you mean "why doesn't she do english streams when she can clearly speak it", I think she just doesn't want to alienate her JP audience or have them be completely overtaken.

>>82859592
She streamed a fighting game yesterday.
>>82859978
Totally organic concern trolling.

>>82859978
>>82859602
Somewhat better setup.

>>82856901
No pippants, no pippanties and no pippasturbation

>>82859963
That's neither Fa*na nor Kr*nii in the picture.

>>82859978
>>82859602
>>>/vt/#/

>>82860069
I'm going to pippmasturbate to pippa later when i get home

>>82859962
In the past he and dizzy shat on a corpo model that was strangely reminiscent of cyberlive. Then cyberlive imploded. It's just funny how it happened twice.

>>82860109
>not waiting till she's back

Jig?
Jong?
Juice?

>>82859807

>>82859745
> even if she has the shortest temper when it comes to not tolerating shit from chat
this is a virtue for a chuuba and why tenma is the best phase girl

>>82860163
PERKELE

When is the next NTR stream? The girls really need to capitalize on how successful Iori’s stream was

>>82859817
>He thinks he saw Pomu nudes on /b/
LOL

>>82859861
How'd you get this?
It was unarchived.

>>82857764
A tasteful one-piece in the royal colours

>>82860190

>>82860163
Such a shame she's a carpetmuncher
You think pregnancy would change her?

>>82860214
>he doesn't archive his oshi's streams

>>82859817
fake news

>>82860214
>he doesn't maintain his own private archive
ngmi

>>82858069
Hime is the poster child for why beating your wife should be legal and encouraged.

>>82859817
/b/omu

>>82860250
>opus
You suck.

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

>>82859532
they all do
like, unironically, every single one of them
otherwise they'd stream 24/7

>>82860350
Dizzy wouldn't be such a wreck if she was married

>>82860333
codeclette

>>82859978
And my brother is a recovered heroin addict. We all make various fuckups in the foolishness of our youth that we come to regret, but part of growing up is learning from those mistakes and putting the past behind us in a way that we don't repeat it.

>>82859962
>that fans will never have
Is it still funny if you already knew all the issues and called everything that would happen ahead of time?

I'd date Hime

>>82860350
>>82860199
>>82859978
>>82859817
>>82859592
>>82859532

>>82860251
>Lumituber and Kaneko Lumi taking turns impregnating each other, raising their girls, fixing up an old car together
She'd be just as lovely as she is now.

>>82860428
Are you a Caucasian male of below average intelligence?

Honestly, Memory should bake me a cake right now.

>>82860214
Panko underestimates our power

>>82860163
She's too cute to be a lesbian

>>82860373
Dumpy penguin

>>82860189
But 10ma doesn't accept Jesus Christ as our God and our saviour

>>82860428
>date
Hime wants to be abducted and treated like your pet

>>82860428
I would too but I'm not sure how long it'll last. If I'm lucky then long enough to get laid at least.

>>82860473
As are all the bisexual Phase girls who will choose to pair up with women (Like Lia. Not sure of any of the others)

What are we sperging out about today?

>>82860513
Tenma admitted getting closer to religion again after her near death experience.

>>82860442
uhh moids?? our response?

>>82860545
All women are bi, the question is just if it's polar or sexual.

>>82857764
Something like this

>>82860590
Qrd?

>>82860610
Boomer.

>>82860545
Lia is straight, anon.

>>82860610
thanks grandpa
you're right, though

>>82860654
how fucking new are you?
10ma nearly died from coof she caught on a connecting flight from France to Japan

>>82860442
Hot.

>>82860428
I'd put a collar and leash on Hime.

>>82860654
Having a Japanese immune system (aka terrible), probably combined with it being weakened from being an alcoholic, made it so her covid was bad enough that she was hospitalized and her mom even called in a priest just in case she needed to be read her last rites.
Tenma, being the absolute legend she is, was streaming again within days of leaving the hospital.

Lumi is a slut with a fat pussy

>>82860717
omnomnom yummy mummy spoon feeding thank you

>>82860717
AEEEIII NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

https://www.youtube.com/live/UarmCUIxCKA

Can someone draw Eimi taking a massive dump for me

>>82860756
What does a fat pussy even entail? What makes a pussy fat compared to an ass or tits?

>>82860142
>Jig?
https://jiggie.fun/79GcD0

>>82857098
shiina is so goddamn sex

>>82860597

I really wish you'd all masturbate before posting in the thread. Seeing 300+ sex related posts every thread gets REALLY fuckin old.

>>82860793
No but you can pretend this is the face she makes when she does

>>82860843
It is statistically impossible for there to be 300 sex related posts in one thread

>>82860843
Seethe

>>82860843
Same. Nonstop brainless coomer talk. I enjoy eroticism but keep it interesting.

>>82860843
I empty my balls before posting, it's not my fault they refill so fast.

>>82860843
Coombrains are literally unable to think about anything else

>>82860843
Nah, I want more PC fap material

>>82860189
I really love how she filters out undesirables and shitstirrers in chat.

>>82860843
get raped femanon slut

>>82860700
Lia does not want children.

>>82860610
I thought this was a meme, but you'll be surprised how many chicks who swear up in down their not into men end up pregnant or are cheating on their gf with a guy

>>82860742
More phasers need Tenma's work ethic. She'll do 10 hours of streaming just as a gorilla, not even planned.
I hate to blame another company for this but I genuinely do think HoloEN is at fault for creating the standard of "streams shouldn't surpass 2-3 hours"

>>82860843
why when i can masturbate to nice pictures in thread?

>>82860843
You have to understand some anons heres lives are so meaningless and uninteresting that masturbating is the highlight of their day and the only thing they really know what to talk about.

>>82860843

>>82860843
I can't help that I got Airi's fat tits on my mind 99% of the time.

>>82860823
this is a child!

>>82860843
You got any of them there streams to talk about instead?
>27 TALENTS
>0 STREAMS

I am Pippa.

>sex sex muh dick sex eat sex sleep repeat
some anons are driven by instinct not by human intellect

>>82860991
Women never actually mean that, anon.

>>82860742
What a woman, she just doesn't give a fox

>>82860429
Tardjanny deletes the only good post. Classic.

>>82860843
It's funny you say that. I was going to but I didn't want to miss Pippa's stream. I also wrote this >>82857993

>>82860843
Oh no-moo

wtf

>>82860843
Femanon you should post your tits so i can use them to masturbate before eposting

>>82861084
amusingly, it being deleted only confirms the existence of seething browns

>>82861034
I need Pon Mommy
I need Pon Milk
I need to be held by Pon
I need to be comforted by Pon
And if you don’t give me what I want
I will kill you all

How about we talk about hand holding and kissing and going on dates instead

>>82857993
>vibrators taped to her nipples and clitoris
>lovense pressed up against her G spot
>constant orgasms
why can't men enjoy this

>>82861077
>Never
Not very good with variables are you, anon

>>82860843
check out this fan art of Lumi's fat tits

>>82861034
As a middle aged working person I wish she was streaming in a better timeslot for me, being a vod watcher is suffering. I rarely catch her live

>>82861160
Because men are designed to orgasm as fast as possible to spread their seed

>>82861084
>Off topic
>Against rules
>Just a stupid hater who can't cope.
Go back.

>>82860796
Fat pussy
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/7i6y15m9.webm
Thin pussy
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1a863qr.mp4
TW: YES THIS IS OBVIOUSLY PORNOGRAPHIC DON'T OPEN ON YOUR WORK PC

>>82861245
MORE

>>82860991
>again
LIA KISSED HER OSHI LET'S GOOOO

>>82861229
It is you who should go back commie schizo.

>>82861161
Women are biologically programmed to want kids

>>82861245
can this artist only draw one face?

you guys think we gonna get great offcollab like this one soon?

>>82861185
>>82861225
>>82861245
Bet she braps like a horse

>>82861291
Just never with you. Why's that?