/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

>>82799725
SNIFFFFF

>>82779911
>I don't think /g/ would help. I tried going there but I think they'd laugh at me and call me gross for liking Gura.
/fwt/ had a bunch of gura OPs for a few months. it won't be a problem.

>>82799725
SNIFFFFF
fuck

Day 29! Give it up for Day 29!

Sex with a fembud.

>>82799148
>has no argument
>"called out" buzzword
>"moving the goalposts" buzzword
>low-IQ temper tantrum
Embarrassing

*Tries to inward double heel flip*

>>82800008
You posted this before your ritualposts. Getting in epic owns is worth more to you, huh?

>>82800054
Put on your helmet you silly shork

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>82799719
i will kiss those bruises better

Chumbies, what did they mean by this?
>>>/u/4271695

>>82800218
I think what they say is true?

>>82800107
>Thinking I'm the serial ritualposter
Retard

>>82800135

MY wife

>>82800274
Seriously tho fuck that guy

Everyone in Japan making friends and making memories, and Gura is...

Mesugaki love

>>82800586
Sex

>>82799719
did anyone else get their shark tail already? its actually less fluffier than expected but i still like it

Personally I think moom and goom should touch bellybuttons

>>82800647
I think it fluffs up over time based on reports from other chumbuds

>>82800474
Why you bully me

>>82800734
Are you going to reply to yourself all thread?

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>82800653
Gura thinks that too but Mumei doesn't want to...

>>82800900
Gura and Mumei need to start slow. Maybe Touch bellybuttons with their clothes on first.

Baguraette honhonhon

For King and Cunny!

>>82800806
Feeling left out fembud? Here's a (You)

>>82800510
She should be streaming.

>>82800510
doing the same, just not in japan

Gura is the type of girl that wipes back to front after an intense colon battle (the colon won), she doesn't give a fuck

>>82801015

>post was 5 days ago
Yeah I’m thinking I’m done for reals this time

>>82801089
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>82801498
Try not to post like a bitter ex in your new oshi's thread. It's embarrassing.

>>82801498
See you in 60 seconds

>>82800811
samen

>>82800510
safe from whores. not even JP girls are safe nowadays
hell one of the EN whores even has a rape fetish and isn't gonna shut up about it for a while

>>82801540
They should be posting it in her comments instead. More people need to make it clear how shitty this behavior of hers is.

>>82801498
this time for sure!

>>82800653
b-but that's lewd

>>82801533
I want noodles so fucking bad man, but some s'ghetti would be nice too, AND ALL THE STORES ARE FUCKING CLOSE AND I HAVE NOTHING IN MY FRIDGE AND CUPBOARD

I think peperoni pizza rolls are better than the combination ones with sausage.

>>82801663
why don't you do it?

What if gura and ame kissed

>>82801848
>if

>>82801828
same with hot pockets. doesn't matter how good the new flavor looks it's always inferior to pepperoni with garlic buttery crust

>>82801838
Already did, but there needs to be more.

>>82801533
I love s'ghetti so much...

>>82801976
no the new flavors are better sometimes. I love the orange chicken pizza rolls. but combination sucks.

>>82801744
Never understood breading chicken, then serve it so it gets soggy. Like Chicken Marinara.

Ham and chedder is my favorite hot pocket

>>82802055
it's because breading tastes good

>>82801848
Gura should kiss me and Mumei instead

>>82802134
no she's going to kiss ame and you are going to like it

Gura, have a drink, loosen up, and jump back into streaming with a chill game and having a slutty chat about movie characters and their physical traits that turn you on. Really encourage artists to draw you having some fun. Watch this to get you in the mood.
https://youtu.be/9Ej7Z2UT_-A

>>82802600
>have a drink
Fuck no.

>>82802353
Nyo, she's gonna kiss Moom and me and you can't stop her

You fucks whinge about Gura not streaming but what do you even imagine she'd stream if she was back already?
There's the new holoindie (1 stream only), a member zatsu and maybe a karaoke.
But that's only 3 streams, what then?
How about you wait until she actually has something to stream before you whinge about it

>>82802029

>>82801447
La basé

>>82802898

I've been thinking and I've come to a conclusion that Gura has some undiagnosed heart condition.
>constant syncopes
>retard helmet mandated by mother(totally a joke btw, right?)
>has to spend 40 minutes getting out of bed
>getting lightheaded from simple stuff like running to the toilet
>low blood pressure
>that time when she did a karaoke and her heart rate hit 150+ at some point prompting her parents to call her and ask about heart attack symptoms
>coincidentally that was the last time she used heart monitor on stream
>visual hallucinations like seeing dark shapes out of the corner of the eye which are caused by not enough oxygen going to the brain
>and so on

>>82801651
>rape fetish
Hot, Gura approves

>>82802656
just half a beer for the courage.

>>82803063
This retard thinks gawr boost drink is alcoholic.

>>82802991
>>82802898
now kith!

slay

>>82802735
They even complain when she does. They're just antis in denial.
>disparage her in her comments
>calls her a lying whore
>calls supportive fans yesmen and doormats
>paints everything she does in as much of a negative light as possible and says she's consciously a terrible person
These are not the words and actions of fan by any definition.

>>82802735
>>82803279
There are so many games she could stream and plenty of non-game streams she could do. Don't even try to make such a stupid excuse. Everyone else in Hololive who streams way more than her has no problem with this.

>>82803455
Hear me out. Dwarf Fortress

>>82803455
Nobody asked anti.

>>82803484
im listening, and i like the idea chumbie

are you done falseflagging, playing both sides and shitting up the thread now?

>>82800653
Too late, gura kissed shion's tummy

>>82803279
based. antis are only becoming more and more fierce as EN and JP whores can't stop yabbing. jealousy is one hell of a drug

>>82802735
>>82803279
>>82803455
Least obvious samefag

>>82800510
>Japan
Lol. After today's accident I genuinely hope that Gura and other girls will never ever go back to Japan ever again. I guess that schizo fembud who was posting here about Japan was actually right.

I still can't believe she fucked with her bellybutton so much that she bled.

>>82804092
With the advent harassment stories and now that, Japan sounds more dangerous than LA.

>>82802055
Well, depends how you make it, whenever i make panko breaded chicken for noodlesoup i leave it out of the soup until the very last second so while i'm eating it it is still crispy crunchy goodness <3 But even if it gets soaked usually the broth is so tasty that the breading soaks up extra flavors.

But yeah, people who bread stuff, than leave it in the broth or any other liquid for 4u8403448billion years, never understood those :D

>>82803000
>>82285749
>>81203802
>>80705840
>>79702891
>>79702762
>>79370496
>>77069611
>>76625891
>>75380755(You)
>>75380811
>>75381131(You)
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>>75382920(You)
>>75383282

So to summarize, Gura have:
PoTS
Bipolar Disorder
Psychosis
Pica
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Imposter Syndrome
Lesbianism
Syncope
Oat allergy
Diabetus
Borderline personality disorder

Did i miss something? Poor Gura, must be hard to be that sick :(

>>82804197
Gura would be safest at home with me

I want to sniff Gura's unwashed feet and pits and I want her to pee on me while she's shoving her stinky cuncun right into my nose.

gura got burned up

>>82804197
What were their stories? It sounds a bit lawless over there, like their crime rate is only low because they don't report any.

I genuinely hope that Gura owns several firearms for her safety. Too many schizos out in the world

reminder Gura said she didn't have access to her latest original song
which means she's already been singed to a label, which means sololive soon

>>82804197
Many stories before that too, like when Kobo almost got kidnapped on the train, some strange men following the EN girls so Mori had to tell them off etc etc etc. JP still have no respect for women, second class citizens over there, unfortunately

>>82804503
Bibo getting grabbed by some drunk and the Nerissa story about being hit on by another drunk.

I really like the antimatter rifle in Fallout London, it's really strong, excellent for sniping

>>82804646
I'll never forgive japan if something ever happens to gura there.

Chumbie prime #1 is doing the Minecraft mondays again, just 2 weeks ago ggg claimed that Gura doesn't play Minecraft anymore because the managers nuked the EN servers...can't trust ggg at all nowadays

>>82804820
RAMANO
of course that wasn't the reason Gura doesn't play minecraft anymore, retard.

I'd like to sexually bully this critter so that she gets over her depression T u T

>>82804754
Are you havin fun chumbie? I don't own Fallout 4 so I can't play the mod

>>82804664
Ah, Tokyo is probably a shithole like London and Paris with drunks everywhere. America went through a phase of trying to limit and ban alcohol as well as crack down on being drunk in public, so it's a little less prevalent culturally, but it's probably going to get bad again.

I feel like updating you buds, Gura and I are going to watch Fauna's stream together right now.

>>82803484
Losing is fun

>>82804646
>>82804664
Stuff like this is mostly harmless though compared to actual obsessed stalkers and Gura and majority of other girls don't have those as far as we know.

>>82804887

>>82804953
Volcano Princess was two weeks ago, is she not going to continue it?

I have a fever, my nose is stuffed, my tummy hurts and I can't stop farting. I want to die

>>82804982
They could just sexually bully their stalkers. Gotta attack them back in a way they wouldn't expect it. T u T

>>82805101
Please don't die Gura, i want you to get better so you can stream for us again <3

>>82805036
I'm waiting patiently for pikmin 2

>>82805166
I have never understood the appeal for Pikmin, what kinda of game does one have to be into to appreciate that type of game?

>>82799719
GUUG vs ARRA
who would win??

FAUNA TALKING ABOUT GURAAAAAA, we are so back

>>82805232
arra for sure. guug just doesn't have the killing instinct in her

>>82804907
yeah, I think it's great, the map is really big, tons of things to explore and fight. "DLC sized mod" is an understatement, I'm like 80 hours in and I maybe explored half the map, I also haven't had the need revisit locations to farm resources yet.
the GOTY is still on sale for about 16 bucks, till the 23rd if you wanna give it a shot.

>>82805279
she was talking about sharks not gura

>>82805220
I just love the aesthetics and commanding a small army to kill big bugs.

>>82804664
Don't the dogs live in nipland? Why aren't they being turned into semen buckets daily?

>>82804092
>I guess that schizo fembud who was posting here about Japan was actually right
That really doesn't narrow them down. Was it the "incident"-bud you are thinking about?

>>82805768
Nta but it was the argument about how unsafe japan is for women and we concluded that japan is more dangerous than the middle east

It's like she was perfectly engineered for ryona and nonconsensual sex TuT

Not to make the Kiara incident about Gura, i know it is a shitty thing to do, but i think there goes my very last hope for Gura resurrecting an old friend ever, i was kinda hoping Gura would take it a step further like the children TV show she audition for, she would be really good at that. But no, this cement my worries that Gura will completely disappear from the public spotlight after her stint in Hololive, whenever that may be :(

>>82806014
just like you were perfectly engineered for me to break open your rib cage and feast on your innards.

In a room full of 100 dicks, how many are you gonna choke on?

>>82806818
The hole in Stanley Parable was a reference to me

>>82806884
answer the question

>>82806926
I did, sorry if you are to retarded for the reference

>>82806884
Friendly reminder that Guras first instinct was to pee in that hole AND she gave us a VERY blessed giggle during her saying that and afterwards. I love how much enjoyment my wife gets out of pee, poops & farts <3

>>82803279
Sounds a lot like what someone named Lily Hooper would do

>>82806133
That incident was only possible in Japan and could only happen to someone like Kiara. Now go think happier thoughts.

Are asus ROG laptops good? If I try to get an old one with windows 10 instead of 11, it'll be way cheaper right?

>>82807773
If the specs fit your purposes chumbie then it should be fine.

>>82807860

>>82807773
I wouldn't think it matters if it has 11 or not, you can just do a fresh install of 10 on it if you'd like to avoid 11.

>>82807987
This is what Gura likes.

>>82807914
i cant stop watching, bros... help me...

>>82807914
Just out of curousblisity: does anyone have an estimate on how much it cost Gura to commission an animated MV like that? Obviously impossible to be exact, but in which ballpark? I think Bae said that her 1 million yen wasn't even enough for a MV, sooo yeah?

>>82808110
Name a single human on earth that wouldn't like this

>>82808285
Me! I wouldn't like to be in Guras position, i bet a could fit a finger in my butt but a dick would be rough

>>82808266
I always wonder if it's cheaper to commission fans or if Gura would want to pay her fans more. Either way I'm guessing ~25k

>>82808351
Chumbud you're self inserting wrong... And if you're actually a women then you're just lying to yourself.

>>82808351
that's not her butt he is fucking her pussy

>>82807773
I always advocate used market so less e-waste but you can always install win 10 even if it has 11

>>82808510
Yeah but i have no pussy

>>82809466
you have one if you want to be in that image

I just got woken up because an emergency happened at work. I’ll be back later. Don’t get too feisty until then…

>>82809662

Gura is canon in fnaf lore

Do you really need a microsoft account just to use windows 10 and 11? Man, I feel like such a boomer.
I don't even know what to do. This is so overwhelming.

surfs up- !
hows your summer been?
uh oh!

>>82810160
You don't need a microsoft account, no.

>>82810160
nah, if you're at the setup part you can skip that shit easily

>>82810160
10, no. 11? not if you know how to skip it

>>82810160
You should get a Microsoft account so you can earn points by searching on Bing and get free Microsoft Game Pass access

>>82810445

I 'ave a dream dat me four wee little swabbies will one day live in a nation where Gura finishes the GTA:V play through 'n they will nah be judged by the color o' thar skin but by the content o' thar character

I don't remember my dream but I woke up drooling all over my pillow

>>82810160
just make a dummy account? dumb boomer

HER content was cringe. All of it, including the sparse streams. I have a genuine fear in the back of my mind that HER content would return if she did. But what if hololive is actually a terrible place?

>>82810160
Take a deep breath cutebud. It'll be alright

Gura cute?

Wife soon?

>>82810897
Gura cutest

>>82810540
not unless Rockstar publicly hosts a livestream where they bend their knees and give blanket radio permissions to Gawr Gura
no, scratch that
it should be a livestream involving all the bands/artists who were chosen for GTA 5, all bending the knee and giving Gawr Gura permission to play the music on stream

>>82810972
I believe that all world powers should bow down to gura

i had two dinners and im still hungry....

>>82810785
>HER content was cringe. All of it
Retard, Sir SpongeBomb - Battle of the bikini button was very cute and cosy, almost indistinguishable from Gura content, same with the story based game where a kid died, it was also very cozy <3 She would be alright

gura should play the sonic visual novel

>>82810845
*cums on her fivehead*

>>82811275
agree

>>82811275
>>82811453
Posts exactly 60 seconds apart, can you be anymore obvious?

>>82811589
anon that's 3 minutes and 2 seconds apart...

>>82810164
>>82810223
Posts exactly 60 seconds apart, can you be anymore obvious?

>>82811114
fat fuck...

>>82810540
An’ then y’ come t’ realize dat dey were judged by the content o' their character all along, ye see?

>>82811875
It's been a long time bud, how are you doing? Hopefully everything is alright ;)

>>82811114
I had 16 pizza rolls, a salad, and a banana and I'm not hungry but I will be in a few hours.

>>82810540
gura will play gta 6 before she ever touches 5 again

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>82811965
It's hot, but otherwise I'm okay at the moment.

I'm making herb infused hoagie rolls (and thinking about Gura ofcourse)

>>82812326
Based hoagiebud

>>82810160
There should be a way to setup an offline account, also there should be some utilities out there like blackbird to remove bloatware and disable telemetry

Off, once again, to the nightshift

>>82812326
mmmm
bread

>>82813310

>>82812896
Goob luck chumbie

>>82812896
Good luck, bud.
I'm actually on my night shift right now.

>>82801651
>hell one of the EN whores even has a rape fetish
huh? Which one?

>>82814663
rubrubrubrubrub

>>82814705
All of them.

>>82814705
Gura has a rape fetish, she's not a whore though, she's a slut.

>>82813851
>>82814483

>>82812326
Hoagies done, they got friggin huge, a footlong each and the herb smell during baking was <3 <3 <3 Time to stuff them down my fat pie-hole

>>82817580
Its a good thing I just ate. I would be ravenously hungry right now.

>>82812326
baker bud has the best chance with gura
now i gotta do my baking reps

Thanks Gura for not streaming today, I can go to my family event without worrying about missing a stream

>>82817580
looks delicious, can you share the recipe?

>>82816960
Yeah mine

>>82817859
thank you for being busy so gura can start the guerilla members stream

https://x.com/MonkeChrome/status/1822345004792070640

>>82818512
>>82817859
What do you call this mental illness?

>>82819233
If it works we gotta start funding more vacations for him

I've been doing great. Been working hard. Can't wait for the 2nd en concert!!!

So, uuuuh.... when does the stream happen exactly?

goorah...

Gura's gone Bethesda mode

I guess she's still stuck OwO

GOOMBA! PLEASE MORE KARAOKE!!

>>82817580
that's some sexy looking bread dayo

A gura stream would be great in these trying times

very organic posts

>>82816960

I want to put my dick deep inside Gura's throat

EU hours may be shit but NA hours are just retarded

>>82817580
holy shit that looks good

>>82818261
Sorry bud, kinda winged it but it's nothing special, similar to most hoagie recipes like this (but milk instead of water & high protein flour): https://www.seasonsandsuppers.ca/sub-rolls/#recipe

Added parsley & oregano at the very end of the dough mixing. Sorry for shitty explanation but i'm really bad at explaining stuff and things so yeah :D :D

why the eurobuds seething?

>>82819554
jinxed
we were about to have a gura stream and then you jinxed it

is gura graduating too?

>>82822580
good chance. If she does she will still stream for us so it doesn't matter.

>>82822580
She wouldn't tell us if she was

what da chumbies eat for dindin?

>>82822580
she was already in a bad headspace and now her oshi is graduating. you tell me.

>>82821403
alright, thanks dough
I'll try to replicate it in the near future

>>82822834
I got some chinese in preparation for the nightshift, then a couple hours later my old man asked me to meet him for dinner so I just got a glass of cabernet and some coffee
What about you bud

>>82823039
I had mash potatoes and ramen for dinner. I'm feeling alright.

>>82822834
Wendy’s chicken sandwich. Coffee. And skittles.

nyaaaa nyaa nyaa nyaaa nya?
nyaaa nyaa nyaa nyyaaa nya nya~
nya nyaaaaa nya

>>82823039
I ate Chinese (panda express) for dinner last night too before my night shift. I was impressed with how much energy I had and how long full I felt, considering how strenuous my job is.

>>82822834
I made a chicken gnocchi bake, I mixed some herbal cream cheese into the sauce

>>82823198

Child

>>82820189
While you're not wrong, the absurdity of seeing posts hoping for a stream and calling it out as a raid really shows the state of things

>>82823180
I should try coffee and skittles one day

rape

>>82823714

>>82823098
Mmm carbloading
>>82823360
Been forever since I've had Panda Express, now I'm oddly sentimental because I used to get it for my lunch break frequently back when I was working my first job. Can't believe that was over a decade ago...

>>82823198
I agree
Nya nya nya

Will there be any fembuds at the King's Theater for Breaking Hymens?

Goob

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121420282

>>82825006
AI, make boobies smaller.

>>82822834
leftover homemade pad thai.

https://kemono.su/patreon/user/81088374/post/109190331

>>82822580
>Takes even more breaks than Aqua
>Was feeling MEH about Hololive stuff
>Followed riggers, artists and Vshojo's CEO on HER twitter
>Her oshi graduated
>Said she wants to stream but didn't and went back to HER twitter
Even if she doesn't graduate now there's no way she remains in hololive for more than a year or two. At least she won't vanish from the internet if HER comes back

>>82825826
>if HER comes back
It's a big fat "if", would not surprise me at all if she is tired of being in the public eye and just wants an easy offline events for the reminder of her days

>>82826058 (me)
>events
Whats the point of changing "l i f e" to "events", 4chan?

https://litter.catbox.moe/xkxc88.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/3w3n3z.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/kdq3cs.jpg

>>82825741
Moom and Goom should do this in real life

>>82826227
ToT

Only Gura can give me an orgasm.

>>82825826
I see the rrats have grown fat.

>>82826491
Yeah, but you can't give Gura an orgasm, only i possesses the powers

>>82825741
wait wasn't the fanbox importer permanently de-
>patreon
nevermind

>>82827344
how will i get tenroy lewds now?

>>82827344
>permanently
sei it ain't so

Do you guys think Gura is the type of girl that wears "funny" shirts like "Donut disturb" and other super corny shirts?

>>82826058
Why do you think she's following all of those riggers? She wants to bring HER back

>>82827609

>>82827609
No. She probably wears normal unassuming girly stuff. Like thin fabrics and maybe some frilly stuff too.

>>82827628
Or it's research she can't do on her work account, or she was just contemplating it, she gets ideas all the freaking time that doesn't come to fruition etc etc etc, i give it 10% chance of an resurrection

>>82827729
she wears her invader zim shirt

>>82827628
It's for cyb0rseggz streams!

Speaking of Gura shirts, one of my favorite Gura lazy moments was that one time she complained that it was to hot in her room and had to take her sweatshirt off, but she was to lazy to pull it over her head so she just wore it as a scarf instead :D <3

>>82827609
yea she used to steal shark bros funny shirts when he got too big

GURA IMAGE ON KOYORI'S STREAM.

I assume she's making her part of a team, I wasn't paying that close of attention.

>>82827878
My favorite moment is when she wiped her pissy cunny with her tshirt

>>82828025
I'm to lazy to bring out my pee ritual post now, just imagine it instead

>>82827878
timestamp?

>>82828127
Bro, i don't even remember which stream it was

>>82828177
why do you think I asked for a timestamp. damn it

>>82827479
I didn't check recently but last I heard it was the same shit as fantia and fantia has been down for literaly a year and a half

>>82828228
honestly shocking they all aren't using it, it apparently works.

>>82827998
Call me when she adds Aqua

Does Gura even know Aqua is kill?

>>82807773
Buy Lenovo Legion instead

>>82828818
Retard

>>82828818
She would have been pinged about it at the same time as everyone else some months back.
Also her manager retweeted the announcement last week.
So yeah, she does know.

>>82828299
Oh nyo anon you just missed her

>>82828119
Number 6 sophia urista style!!!

>>82829506
:D ;)

>>82828119
Please update it to be accurate I beg of you.

>>82829893
If i was to lazy to post it for anons pee comment, i'm probably to lazy to update it, and i haven't kept up with the streams lately, i know there has been a couple of more now but yeah :D Maybe, lets see

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644
https://youtu.be/1irUIiD3z80?t=8383

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>82830203
now it's inaccurate and less obviously wrong... oh no

>>82830203 (me)
I added 1 more but now it just looks wrong, i probably just retire that shitty ritualpost, o7

we need a soundpost from her first japan return stream of her bragging about her massive bladder

>>82830203
>No 3 or 4
Huhaha

>>82830259
Go back, the complaining ritual posts that usually follows was a part of the thing

Imagine not letting Gura pee T u T

>>82830259
Please don’t change your ritual post and continue posting it, mister…

>>82830662
no it needs to be accurate I beg of you please

>>82830573
I would become the guardian of the toilet, she would have to have sex with me if she wants to pee

>>82830818
people always remember the nyamu but they don't remember the plussy

>>82830933
then make it

>>82830976
I'm more of an ideas guy

>>82830923
You're a monster

>>82830818
I love the nyamunyamy

your honor, how could it be a hate crime if I loved doing it?

S L U T

Please don't start posting lewds of my daughter!

>>82830343
at least he got the number one and the number two huhaha

>>82831515
Okay.

*chops your dick off*

>>82832169
Why did you chop my dick off chumbie

>>82832291
Eba baba bee ba boo.

>>82832432
Understandable

goob morning

Im gonna be busier than normal with work for the next few days so I feel like the chances of her streaming just went up a bit.

miss wife...

I don't understand why Gura is still so likeable after all this time. She has no sex appeal, no curves, flat like a cheese stick, looks like a child, has a raspy voice that sounds like a prepubescent little boy and makes pee poo poo jokes that she thinks it's still funny in 2024

>>82833597
>She has no sex appeal
faggot detected

>>82831418
tits too big

>>82833597
>no curves, flat like a cheese stick, looks like a child, has a raspy voice that sounds like a prepubescent little boy and makes pee poo poo jokes
perfect...

>>82833954
Oyasame

>>82833954
Goobnight

>>82834020
>>82834228
wait a minute...

do you think Gura would find this funny? because I kind of died laughing when I first read it.

>>82833954
sleep tight buddy

>>82834305
... I didn't notice this until now LOL

>>82834417
I think she would yes
And I want her to do a dramatic greentext reading on stream now

>>82833597
God I love her...

>>82833597
Enjoy your cobweb dick for life, bud

Flat girls are allowed to be sexy and I don't care who gets mad about it.

>>82833597
She's perfect