/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex

>>82770601
yeb

>>82770613
ehehehehe

>>82770601
I love this tree rrat!

hey man

yeb

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>held for 10 seconds
>muh assault
Do women really? Kek

ehehehehe

>We hate holos reading from a script now
https://files.catbox.moe/ee0ql4.mp4

We really don't have any meidos at this time

>>82770572
Fucking hell really? Best news I've heard all week.

>>82770601
WDSDIB

>>82770601
squirrel girl !

>archived with doxx
everyone who was fellating the jannies earlier can go fuck themselves now

What did Kobo say?

did you watch my oshi yet?
https://youtu.be/GHeu2zq3Fyk
https://youtu.be/GHeu2zq3Fyk
https://youtu.be/GHeu2zq3Fyk

>>82770667
____________________the game_________

Koyori...

>>82770658
any post you see going off about how we're supposed to like mods is either a newfag or mod

>>82770667
she ate poop

>>82770652
If you see her with less streams now you know why. She's having a menhera episode as we speak. It's unfortunate that that the rest of myth has to be near the bad vibes of her now before anniversary

Shout out to the girls who go all in on hololive and leave the past behind. May many blessings go their way

>>82770463
I can't have sex with a female girl in real life so I entertain myself by attacking chicken whore and her retarded fans

THEY'RE DEAD

>>82770667
ngga

>>82770658
>yiipeee he is gone!!
why are you so scared of a guy behind a screen

>>82770667
ngga

>>82770631
my beloved

>>82770700
Yikes
And they call her a lesbian lmao

>she got both of them killed
Koyo's hag instincts failed her

>>82770628
Hey me too!

>>82770678
is her voice AI generated or a VA

>>82770658
who fucking cares about these hours? as long as jannies are getting rid of shitposts in actually relevant hours and not subhuman flip infested hours then it's okay.

Bae a cute.

>>82770730
it was a stun gun

IT'S OVER

>female girl
isn't that redundant

>>82770700
Why can't you? Don't you have hookers on your zone?

>>82770601
Risu and Ayunda should have sex

>>82770739
there's a VA for her

>>82770700
based virgin with rage

>>82770639
King shit

>>82770678
We're called Pathfinders now? I'm surprised they didn't hire an english VA for her yet.

Why did connor suddenly become a terrorist and betray hank?

>>82770803
David Cage writing

I think SEAnigger doxxspammers should die in a fire!

That was so much easier than telling the fucking kraut to drop dead birds in exchange for ai porn. Only took me 2 emails.

go to bed

>>82770815
my chinpo

August 12th here forth is the day of the eggs

>>82770700
Lmao just buy a prostitute you fucking loser, or are you underage too?

the Kings Theatre has a pretty big backstage area
it's definitely possible to do mocap in there

>>82770803
because the player chose to make him behave like that. hank should've went kurgan on his ass after that.

>>82770645
That part sounded cute because everyone was giving their words separately and Gura cute gura cute, but the SNOT one was painful

>>82770840
Based

>>82770852
It's 11:30am

Koyo...

>>82770763
It could be a female woman.

Koyo....

0%

>0%
>4%
Koyoyo

>>82770855
I know I'm opening a cold one to celebrate our comrades. Special thanks to MannyD and stalker-kun
You guys are the heroes we don't deserve

>>82770840
Based

>>82770840
Hey me too!

OH NO NO NO

RETARDED WHORE DESERVES IT

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

STAY MAD SISSY CHICKENFAGS

WE WON

I think KFP should just go all out and solve the problems aka. doxx and kill the stalkers/antis. Doing something could probably hurt her in some ways, but doing nothing hurts her even more.

I have finished jerking off. Good night

>>82770902
Who?

>TOWA SMOKA
Ayame no...

>>82770919
Basado!

>>82770865
yeah
one of them will make the sceen fall off and the clip of it will become viral

Well someone's mad

REPEAT AFTER ME

MADE FOR BBC

>>82770852
yes dear

You guys should probably take a break from threads until the filipinos are done stroking their cocks.

>>82770899
>>82770900
Did Koyor mess up?

>>82770952
Not the eggs for sure. Someone check on Kiara though, kekaroo!

>>82770776
indeed

>>82770700
the incel mentality always confuses the someone loves you = sex kek its kinda tragic

>>82770919
nice cake, no pun intended

>>82770979
Okay but only for 20 minutes until Lamy is on.

Towa...

>>82770920
They've been screaming for more than 4 years and they have done literally nothing, it's not evem worth it to do anything about them

He's melting down lmao. I'm getting second hand embarassment reading this shit

Eggs won

>>82770979
Nah its fun when you can tell someone is pissed through text somehow

>>82770803
infected by RA9. the androids think that they're evolving into becoming self-aware but their AI never had the capabilities of doing so.

>>82770979
I'm doing my duty of reporting, even though it seems kind of useless right now

What is her problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfpk5o5wwEM

>>82770987
>I-I'm not mad, y-you are!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeH444nPa5Q

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>82771039
>downplaying assault
So you admit she's just attention whoring too?

>>82770979
>Done stroking their cocks
It's gonna take a while too because first they need to find them and Ame is tired of lending them their magnifying glass

>>82770840
Erase Asia off the map.

>>82771011
I could argue that the ass looks firm, but that isn't a big ass.

>>82770865
(view from inside)

>>82771014
sounds fair

>>82771097
>painted cloth backdrops
HoloPanto when?

>>82770865
They did it at the dreamhack thing with Mori and Bae.

>>82770979
Yesterday they were shitposting since before the Baebi 12 hours thing and ended up beating them with literally more than 15 hours of shitposting. Even if someone is a troll, there comes a time when you get tired, but those people are mentally ill

What did Kiara/KFP do this time?

Today is proof the that God is an egg and Kiara keeps suffering

>>82771051
What a stupid twist. Thanks Cage

>>82771093
They really should erase Asia off the map in western educations so they can become dumber

>>82771081
While all eggs are schizo mongoloids not all schizo mongoloids are eggs

>>82770631
hey girl

>>82771081
>egg thinks an IRL stalker came about thanks to his samefagging during SEA hours

>>82771096
>the ass looks firm, but that isn't a big ass.
Being firm is more important than being big to have a good ass. Both is best, but it's rare

>>82771154
Nah he's one of us. King shit. We claim this W

>>82771044
I still don't understand how any of the shit he's posted is supposed to make me hate kiara

>>82770744
Bae cute!

>>82771149
I made that up actually but I think it makes more sense compared to what David Cage wrote.

>>82771164
He's an egg too. One of the chosen ones doing field work. What a chad

>>82771180
You're not spastic enough for the spastic incel club I'm afraid.

>>82771180
if anything, it just makes me think that anyone who hates her is a fucking retard.

>>82771208
don't reply to me you disgusting pinoy

>>82771058
She's a completely normal girl, but unlike most other girls she just has 0 filter.

>>82771058
Shiori is a very special specimen

>>82770981
Out of time to choose the action, literally under than 1% of the playerbase did this and she could be the first

>>82771230
ngl, eggs are partially responsible for me becoming KFP

I love Gura.

>>82771058
She filled a much needed niche.

I suddenly wake up at 5 am. Hope the streams are fun his morning, but I'll try to take a little nap before the live.

>>82771058
>A-chan
Oh great, is he gonna put Aqua in his future videos too after she graduates?

Cat wife in 10 minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeH444nPa5Q

Korone didn't kill me today, I'm unsatisfied.

it's "NOT-HILLARY CLINTON"

>>82771305
>>82771312
AMETORI IS REAL!

>>82771298
Mayodog....

>>82771312
Based, Ame.

>Violence is bad because....... IT JUST IS OK! VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER NO MATTER WHAT

This game sucks

>>82770979
Good call
>>82770776
Good post

>>82771058
I hope they release the Advent 3D models soon. I wanna see animators go crazy with it.

>>82771359
I mean violence is kinda not good bro

shiori butt

The fuck is /cow/?

>>82771359
It's not a message.

>>82771343
I don't think Koyori is a Lamy. Not troublesome enough.

>>82771327
The no filter girl niche? The goth niche?

>>82771386
pressed against my face

>>82771387

Mio x4
https://x.com/uminagikarasu/status/1822932456749842668

>>82771359
Violence is bad but it's sometimes the answer.

>>82771359
mmmh...

Cat kisses

>>82771417
A board to appreciate Noel's tits would solve world hunger

>>82771410
Shiori's niche is more someone who would enjoy pegging a guy.

>>82771400
Sleeping 3 hours a day so she can stream 3 times a day during her debut month is pretty troublesome

>>82771387
Another place eggxirs go for their humiliation rituals.

>>82771359
Violence is bad but sometimes necessary because real evil exists

Remember, David Cage came up with this plot on his own. It wasn't inspired by real life events and it's not political.

>>82771418
The Nene version of that meme is the best one

>>82771385
If the message was just that violence should be our last resort, I would generally agree. But these libshit stories always say that le violence is bad because it makes you just as bad as your enemy and that violence can never bring change. Violence is the cause of most change throughout recorded history.

>>82771420
>>82771456
Pretty much this

*overlaps wamy*
nothing personnel kid

>>82771459
no shit. we don't have androids like that in real life

>>82771359
It really depends and changes from person to person. I think in some cases violence is the best solution but only depending on the severity of the situation.

>>82771164
>literally anything happens to Kiara
>MEMEME LOOK AT WHAT I'VE ACCOMPLISHED (didn't actually do anything)
Remember, this retard went straight to shamelessly sucking kfp cock when one of the stalkers turned out to be a kfp (kakun), despite seething about them for literal years
And despite spamming about how based mannyd is, he's doing jackshit to help him too, the faggot had a meltdown during the ID cup stream when he revealed his ass is broke after sending that superchat

anons if holos were gonna play physical board games/card games which ones should they try first

>>82771459
Someone should play The Indigo Prophecy, I fucking love how that game goes from pretty decent psych thriller detective story to "what if Dan Brown wrote The Matrix, but 10000x dumber?"

>>82771312
Coming here in 2021 when they were sperging out on the regular unironically strengthened my resolve and she became my kami oshi

>>82771359
Which stream are you talking about?

>>82771520
Kung Fu fighting a helicopter

Koyo should play Heavy Rain instead

>>82771520
*Fahrenheit

Koyo should play Omikron instead

>>82771417
Did she used to have a general called /cow/? I've never heard of it.
I just saw that word mentioned yesterday for the 1st time.
>>82771454
People refer to lolcowdotfarm as /cow/?

>>82771538
the only thing that remotely resembles a stream with a story driven game is koyo's

>>82771521
They should play UNO in person so see if we can get the first fight on handcam.

>>82771564
A-logging is the only thing eggs live for

>>82771521
YAMI NO GAME

Lamy is love!
Lamy is life!

https://youtu.be/_VnNO5TMkBM
https://youtu.be/_VnNO5TMkBM
https://youtu.be/_VnNO5TMkBM
there it is

>>82771512
I still can't believe he admitted that the 50 dollars he spent for that SC was from a grant too. Literally getting subsidized by his government and he spends it to seethe

Remember when Lamy had a mental breakdown and recorded her DQ playthroughs and premiered them instead of livestreaming cause of backseating troglodytes. Thats was the funniest menhera shit ever

>>82770815
Whew
That's a lotta women

>>82771359
It's the Powers That Be propaganda
>Please no violence, peaceful protest only so we can keep ignoring you
>Violence is bad you know

>>82771622
Extremely based, backseaters should be eradicated.

>>82771609
Naisu~

wamy

WHAT
A
TWEEEEST

>>82771622
Doesn't sound menhera at all and is instead pretty based and VOD pilled. Old vtuber video meta Chads keep winning.

>>82770815
I'm licking that bellybutton.

>>82771609
I guessed Aqua but Azki is there too. This is gonna be great.

>>82771497
>>82771637
'Violence is le bad' has been a thing for ages before "libshit" was even existed

>>82771521
One Night Werewolf

Have there been a fucking billion anniversaries the last few days? How fucking fast is time passing?

KANPAI

Chilling

>>82771564
She never had any general on /vt/, only /jp/.
Peko and Marine each used to have one, but they both died since Justice debuted.

Kanpai!

>>82771676
AZKi on AZKi's channel, who would have thunkethed.

>>82771691
Even in Japanese media. Just look at Space Battleship Yamato.
>aliens invade and wreck the earth
>other aliens give mankind technology to go to the stars
>humans use that technology to make a big gun
>aliens are disgusted because humans did that
also shit like gundam is full of anti war/anti violence messaging.

>>82771705
gen 3 and 5 debuted around the same time

>>82771622
Why do you guys enjoy women's suffering?

>>82771504
It's basically over anyway, 15 mins tops

>>82771723
Unfair she isn't crushing my head between her thighs like a watermelon.

Karaoke? I can't into reps

>>82771705
CHIKUTAKU

>>82771622
Akirose also moved to Twitch because of Apex backseaters

>>82771801
Meant for >>82771609

Ogayu looked up info about Zelda 2 (even lore), and got a pen and some paper to take notes and draw dungeon maps.
She's ready.

>>82771788
I don't. I want a woman to kill me.

https://youtu.be/L7TXIomSmUI

Thoughts on cats?

>>82771835
I don't think anyone can be ready for Zelda 2, save states will come out.

>>82771705
>How fucking fast is time passing?
This fast

>>82771705
The more holos, the more anniversaries. There'll be a point where there will be multiple anniversaries at once... Could even go for multiple birthdays at once too... It will happen in the future, but that's just a theory, a Hololive theory.

Okavu...

>>82771835
>a pen and some paper to take notes and draw dungeon maps.
Isn't it a sidescroller? Always looked like a dumber Castlevania to me.

>>82771835
Has she resorted to save states in the past?

>>82771863
Need a flat cat holo so I can crackship her with the flat dog holo

>>82771893

>>82771908

>>82771873
Slow down....

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What happens if two holofans get into a barfight?

>>82771877
>Could even go for multiple birthdays at once too
That will never happen.
I don't think that will ever happen.

>>82771930
faster

>>82771915
So it's Atlantis no Nazo?

>>82771946
But what if it, theoretically, will happen? What do you do when that actually happens?

>>82771860
Imagine leaving a job where:
>You get to indulge your idol fantasies without your crippling anxiety killing you
>You get to indulge your hikki gamer fantasies and everyone praises you for how good you are
>Your coworkers love you to pieces and do nothing but talk about how cute you are
This onion is retarded

>>82771691
>>82771779
Libs existed before the modern woke stuff. Liberalism has been a thing since the 17th century and this liberal pandering since at least 1914.

>>82771873
I don't appreciate you doxxing my rug

>>82771946
It's pretty close to happening already with some EN/JP pairs where the JP girl is the next day so they basically coincide due to timezones

>>82771801
>>82771834
yes

>>82771947

>>82771947
Depends on the fanbases. Teamate vs KFP? Chicken getting eaten. Kenzie vs Aqua Crew? Sissy slapfight.

It seems that jannies are asleep so I'm finally free to post this
https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4

>>82770678
so why did Cover make a game where there isnt a single trace of their talents and their mascots in the gameplay?

>>82771972
There'd have to be 365 active members as they don't allow members of the same branch to share birthdays.

>>82772003
Everybody says this shit was cringe, but nobody asks what ever happened to that woman.

>>82772003
You know what? I would. I would fuck her.

>>82772009
brand diversification

New Lamys just dropped

>>82771596
I just hate being ootl. Never saw that word, but apparently, everyone knows the reference.

>>82771921
https://litter.catbox.moe/r5znv1.png

Cuuuuuute

>>82772033
She had a kid iirc

>>82772003
One day I'll make it through the whole thing.

>>82772034
she's a woman of course you would fuck her

>>82772050
cute wamys

>>82772033
She got gunted, then got away

Lamy egosas 5 hours a day. That ain't normal

BASED HANK

Post troublesome woman.

SHE DID IT

>>82772034
Wow bold of you to want to bang a young and attractive woman

>>82772003
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The forbidden one

>>82772072
There are women out there I wouldn't fuck, believe it or not.

May my Oshi one day find peace in her heart and leave behind her violent and hateful ways.

>>82772084
I still find it weird that Hank is played by the bad guy from Highlander.

>>82772087
>attractive

>>82771983
Its easy for us to say things like "everything is perfect why in the world would you leave?" so it makes me think its something much worse. She could be deeply clinically depressed or even worse for all we know. I wouldn't be surprised if months go by after she graduates without her going indie and it will make everyone worry.

Is there a cute Aquacrew here to be my little spoon?

>>82772107
Or Mr Krabbs.

>>82772103
forgot the pic

>>82772103
I pray mine never does.

>>82772103 (me)
forgot pic

So what are /hlgg/ fans called anyway?

>>82772169
hliggers.

>>82772065
Stream yourself with a balaclava reacting to the whole thing. If you manage to finish it without cringing, laughing, eye widening, headshaking, dying, etc. I'll commission an artist to draw a porn (or not) of your oshi.

NotClinton is sympathizing with Koyori's android uprising!

>>82772169
globalists

GOBLESS MURICA

>>82772136
>>82772159
Who's the Innergreen of Promise and Advent? Belly full of hate and violent tendencies

>>82772252
Mumei and Fuwawa

Shioriface

What are Towa and Ayame watching?

>>82772252
Mumei
Fuwawa

>>82772003
I honestly just feel bad for meigh now

>>82771863
I like cats.

>>82772215
I can't think of Hilary Clinton without thinking of that time she interviewed a 90 year old clown who was like "women should not be clowns" and she was like "yes".

Yaay.

Thought?

MYSTIC BLACK WOMAN HIJACK

>We trained him wrong, as a joke

https://x.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1822939759813234705

https://www.youtube.com/live/_VnNO5TMkBM
https://www.youtube.com/live/_VnNO5TMkBM
https://www.youtube.com/live/_VnNO5TMkBM
SOON

>>82772267
>calling out your sister
Mococo, do you actually love your sister?

So who was the android that they worshipped this entire time? It was never really explained.

https://twitter.com/k5r6n3/status/1822942241066983594

it's ogre...

>>82772316

>>82772335
Korosan, it's okay to rest.....

>>82772335
>Sorry everyone, I've been feeling mentally exhausted lately and I want to stream but there's too much to do and it's painful! I thought I would break down if I continued like this, so I'm blocking out everything I can refuse and keeping myself together, so don't worry! I'll take a proper rest when I can!
>I was happy to meet everyone today and I'm looking forward to tomorrow's event

>>82772335
Doggo....

https://x.com/HASECO777/status/1822895052252643819

SHE DID IT

Lamy boobs size status?

>>82772333
he never existed. it was an exploit and fake memory put in by the original creator of the androids, Kamski, because he wanted to see what they would do if given free will or the idea of it.

>>82772324
>>82771609
>leech dogs leeching from her graduating when they had 0 interaction before
Shameless

Whenever Okayu streams in this outfit I just want to stick my hand into her cleavage window between her boobs.

>>82772335
>>82772369
>deleted
Mr paradise... please

>>82772385
Beautiful.

>>82771835
the japanese version seems easier with how often the magic potions appear

>16:26 and there's also a ? stamp that use my ahoge as the ? mark
Kek

Koyo did it!
She became Detroit: become human!

>>82772335
Why are they all dropping like flies?
Was Aqua REALLY that important for them?

>>82772428
nice subtitle

Thoughts?

>>82772407
https://twitter.com/k5r6n3/status/1822943362909077734

>>82772394
Because that surely never backfires.

>>82772435
Korone got that Sonic sponsorship that requires a lot of work from her recently, including going to and fro Sega's Office

>>82772451
awww

koyo is the best

>>82771863
I wish Kronii wasn’t such a furry.

>>82772398
Yeah...this feels forced

Koyori: chicken

WAMY'S COAT

I wanna see them do a Zelda metroidvania again

I don't care about Detroit. I want a holo to play Heavy Rain and get to the chasing QTE part, and akasupa her to only do QTE correctly before she loses the target just to see the MC failing like a funny cartoon chase.

>>82772474

>>82772451
Love

>>82772471
>furry
That's her manager

>>82772471
But it's cute though

>>82772435
I think it's just paperwork + meetings + dance & singing practice + the extreme heat of the Japanese summer.
>>82772460
Yeah, I can see that being difficult. Especially considering how retarded Sega often are (I was a massive fanboy in the 90s)

>>82772471
ur so gay

Hank and Connor should have sex.

>>82772474
Even gura interacted with her more ffs (outside of umisea shit)

>>82772398
>>82772474
>Fucking nijisis had no idea FWMC has collabed with Azki before
>also doesn't know Aqua wants to collab with as many Holos as she can
kek

magie-shee-an

Friend stream, men only!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC4WAtDyXDM
https://files.catbox.moe/mijbjo.jpg

Ah it's that type of bag
>30:22 First off there's a Lamy-oshi body bag, we asked a lot of people for suggestions of this
>30:33 to create a body bag that men and women can both use!

>>82772512
Cool joke Ina but can you do a flip?

>>82772398
>>82772474
>>82772524
I love that you retards are just ignoring Azki being right there, kek
Pathetic schizos

>>82772428
I'd like to say that it was the better of the Cageverse games but then I remember that the actors went off-script a bunch of times and those were the scenes where it made them feel non-Cage-y. So yeah, props to them for making what could've been another schlock to a decent buddy cop point and click game.

>>82772512
At this point I don't know if I should believe the rrats saying that they work the talents too hard or not

>>82772527
The 0 interaction is about aqua you dumbfuck. I know about their geo guesser collab with azki before. Put your bogeyman away

>>82771609
I don't watch fmwc, please tell me they don't baubau in the middle of the songs

>>82772570
Every Holo can choose what kind of homework they want to do.
For ex, the voice packs.

>>82772544
I think you should flip off, anon
>>82772570
I mean that's pretty much why Aqua's leaving.

this cat used to be fat. she still is fat but she used to be fat too.

>>82772598
>he gets filtered by the Bau Bau
sad

>>82772562
Leeches gonna leech!

Feeling like I want to have sex with Okayu
This is a rare feeling

I tried playing the virtual console version of this game on my 3DS back in the day and could never make it through to the end

>>82772598
Haha anon is triggered by their Bau Bau's

>>82772169
World Economic Forum

>>82772601
the thing is, even just streaming normally requires a ridiculous amount of paperwork for them to complete

Korn...

>>82772590
>>82772621
>Oh nyo, how dare you collab with another Holo for the first time?! You must be BFF first
retards

>>82772623
>rare feeling
Did Okayu cure your gayness?

>>82772656
Hololive is crumbling.

Roses are red
The fire of her heart is blue
She wants to swallow
A Filipino's white glue

Are >we posting chubby horny cats now

>>82772662
What a coincidence it happens now, when she's about to graduate and getting big numbers because of it

>>82772652
Yes it's their job.
This has been said before. Subaru admitted that her workfload is her own fault, and mane-chan frequently tells her to pick less work

>>82772540
nice

>>82772656
https://x.com/k5r6n3/status/1822943362909077734
she's all better now

>>82772669
No I just prefer Lamy

>>82772656
How many sub accounts does she have?

>>82772590
>The 0 interaction is about aqua you dumbfuck
Yes anon, this is her first interaction.
What, you want Aqua to come to their chat first?
Fucking gossip sister

>>82772656
Busy dog.

>>82772617
>>82772632
I don't mind the baubau but doing it in the middle of the songs just ruin it desu

Its okay, as long as fwmc want to befriend with my daughter, she doesnt want to be lonely.

>>82772682
Kek ogey sis

>>82772703
one

>>82772684
How dare she appropriate swedish culture!

>>82772616
Something about her voice is really soothing. If only I understood Japanese...

>>82772698
Based Doggo dabbing on nijikeks

Oh nice, official Lamy happi

>>82772678
might as well

>>82772570
would you rather believe these rrats then?

>>82772698

>>82772714
>she doesnt want to be lonely.
If that was true she wouldn't be leaving

>>82772710
People love it
The other Holos love it
Get filtered? Don't watch it, and stop whining like a little bitch

>>82772704
Learn English
You don't know what gossip even means
Not even Kiara stoops to this level of blatant leeching from a graduation

>How dare you collab with Aqua now that she's graduating soon
Damn, were these schizos get kicked out of /baubau/ or something?

MAZIK

>>82770639
hello sir

Okayu is playing the Zelda game where you get healed by pretty onee-sans behind closed doors.

>>82772764
haha there it is
>kiara

yukihana LAMY