/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 28! Give it up for day 28!

>I wanna stream
So that was a lie

Mad cus cute

>>82734215
Abandoning your fans isn't cute.

>>82734215
hell yeah

Do you love Gura?

so I think the wasps have either destroyed Gura's home by now or she is currently engaged in an all out war with them

>>82734215
true, this cute little brat really makes me want to correct and punish her T u T

MY wife

>>82734320
You don’t even know what abandonment feels like. How could you? You’ve never held any meaningful relationship to get abandoned in the first place.

>>82734446
yes but she's engaged to a wasp...

>>82734446
more than anything, it's a blessed and cursed existence...

I need to sexually violate and brutally rape this autistic creature until she's a sobbing mindbroken mass of cum who can't think of anything but my cock.

>>82734205
Want and will are two different words with two different meanings esl-kun. So you're just flat out incorrect with your assertion yet again.

>>82734591
People who want to stream actually stream.

>>82734446
Always

>>82734566

You cool?

>>82734660
Were you sperging out like this when she posted that shark time tweet too? She's just giving you heads up that she's gonna stream soon, autismo.

>>82734757
no, I'm hot...

>>82734757
Ice cold

>>82734762
>she's just giving you heads up that she's gonna stream soon
That's not at all what she said, that's just your interpretation. Also when exactly is "soon" to her?

>>82734757
Yea it's 59°F here.

>>82734893
any year now!

>>82734893
>That's not at all what she said, that's just your interpretation.
Except that's exactly what she said? She's gonna stream this month after her family trip, did you not read the member post?

>>82732465
nta, are you ESL? Genuine question

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Sex with a fembud.

>>82735108
samen

>>82735182
Women can't oshi other women. It's in the bible!

>>82734757
Yeh.

Halloween in 81 days let’s go!!!!

Why is she like this?

>>82735283

>>82734446
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>82735283
I want November to come so I can eat more thanksgiving dindin

>>82735323

>>82735403
I’m just a big fan of fall and winter. Spring and summer can suck it

MY Gurandma

>>82735490
same desu I hate the heat so much, spring is okay though

>>82735490
Winter makes me depressed.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>82735633
I only dislike winter when it's negative degrees and I have to go outside

>>82735633
That’s my secret. I’m always depressed.

Baguraette honhonhon

Gura not streaming reminds me how much i miss her, it feels like ages that her fat milky knockers filled my screen, but it was just a couple of weeks ago

>>82736223

>>82736315
La basé

Gurass

Gura does NOT have fat milky knockers, stop with that slander, she is very hairy though

>>82736370
SNIFFFFF

For King and Cunny!

Gura is becoming a wizard. What are 30+ year old girl virgin wizards called?

>>82736452
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>82735052
Yes, anon is an ESL just because he corrected your shitty incorrect math, retardchama, apparently you didn't evolve consciousness

Are you making retarded posts and claim for fun or are you actually braindamaged? Hard to tell. Also, people who quotes posts from previous threads are pathetic, fresh thread, fresh Gura cunny

>>82736605
They're still wizards

Will there be any fembuds at the King's Theater for Breaking Dimensions?

I love how friendly and cozy ggg always is are am <3

>>82734149
surfs up- !
hows your summer been?

>>82736733
I see, I thought only men could be wizards.

>>82736687
I love s’ghetti so much...
I made s’ghetti with garlic bread today!

>>82737287

>>82736605
Witch/sorceress

>>82737287
That sounds good chumbie!!

>>82737372

>>82736720
a) It wasn't my math, retard. Read more carefully next time.
b) It wasn't a "correction" - he was wrong. All he did was demonstrate that he doesn't know how to speak English fluently by asking for a "specifier/baseline" despite this specifier being implicit in anon's original post - in other words, if consciousness took 10% longer to develop than it DID. This is obvious to anyone who speaks English fluently.

As usual, the low-functioning autistic faggot whining about "brain damage" is brain damaged himself, and can't even hold to his own vapid standards by replying to the crossposting he claims to hate so much. Sad.

>>82737680
tubbo lard

>>82737410
Or ELDER MATRIARCHS

>>82737840
Mmmm. Number 6! Sophia urista style!

>>82737840
did you just crosspost and then call someone out for replying to your own crossposting? Kill yourself.

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>82738082
Please, I beg of you, accurately report Gura peeing. Someone might come in and believe your post is accurate.

>>82737959
English reps doko

ggg makes my brain suffer

>>82738165
not crossposting to get in an epic own reps doko

>>82738327
Tampon doko

>>82738082
She's been going to the bathroom on stream a lot more recently. Update your shitpost.

>>82738465
She's been having diaper rash problems so she has to change more frequently.

>>82738525
Gura doesn't wear diapers she just imagines that she's wearing them

>>82738278
Same desu
Have some choccy milk to ease the pain

>>82738453
sleep well gamer

Chumbuds.... im hungry

>>82738624
eat something then, I'm gonna make some oatmeal soon

>>82738624
Me too…

I had dreams of Xenomorphs last night. We had to get on this boat that was on top of this skyscraper to get away from them…

>>82738883
Skyscraper boats are always scary, glad you survived bud

>>82738883
Did you and your party escape in one piece cutebud

>>82738883
Xenomorph nightmare bud... why do have such similar nightmares?
Are we all the same?

>>82739031
Yeah but then we started getting followed by Graboids, which are the underground monsters from Tremors if you ever seen that.

>>82739180
They are the perfect predator. The scariest thing the mind can think of…

Time for work chumbuds. I’ll be back later. Try not to get too feisty until I get back. Ok?

One time i had a dream that Gura was talking about pubic hair and how pubic har should be used to make wigs and other cool stuff

>>82739315
I love that movie!
... but how did they follow your skyscraper airboat, they are diggy bois

>>82739523
Have a good shift bud, I have to prepare for the nightshift myself

>>82739526
I don't think that was a dream but I'm too lazy to find the timestamp and don't want to be bullied for posting clipfaggotry

Xenomorphs scare me so much, I get anxiety fueled nightmares that involve being hunted by Xenomorphs or bears and wolves.

>>82739949
Just post the clip, the people bullying hate Gura and don't want people to watch her.

>>82740335

>>82739782
The boat protected us, but we were stuck there. We had to sneak on an elevator back down to get away. I remember it was like a video game, because sometimes someone would get caught by the xenomorph, and I could “pause” my dream and hit restart to try again without getting detected. I had a very similar dream like 2 weeks ago with zombie invasion where I could “pause” and restart the scenario again.

>>82740335
>*Le touché*

>>82739856
Take this. It has been said that this choccy drink blesses those who are on night shift.

>>82740613
How many choccy drinks do you have mister? This is gettin' very suspicious

https://x.com/ohmonah/status/1822766462689587264
More Gura stuff soon

>>82740619
fat fuck (tail)

>>82739526
>>82740276
Ogey
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PigO0ZjR6Cw

>>82740721
I don't know what this is.

>>82740789
It's true Gura hasn't grown any and doens't know

>>82740816
similar to omocat

>>82740901
oh that's cool. hopefully they are cute and/or cool clothes that gura likes

>>82740426
It is fascinating how the human brain interprets stimuli in terms we are familiar with and can understand
>>82740613
Much obliged bud, this makes up for the choccy drink I gave that other anon earlier, as >>82740659 keenly notes

Alien Trilogy is a cool game. I liked watching my dad play it back in the day.
The first xenomorph scared me so much with the way that it menacingly stood in the darkness until you got close enough to it and aggroed it.

Wife soon?

heh

>>82741608
Stop bullying Gura, Ame.

Do women also lift up their skirts randomly to show their dicks to people just like boys do? I am unfamiliar with the procedure of women, and women in general

Are the chumbuds okay?

>>82741886
women don't have dicks, but some do flash you, they are usually even more mentally deranged than usual or REALLY like you.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

Gura, plz stream and be extra slutty.

>>82741935
it's really hot today and tomorrow it'll be even hotter...

Protip for poorbuds: Billibilli have a bootlegged copy of a certain maid stream for free, highly recommended since it is the best vtuber content since Gutenberg invented the printing press

>>82742374
neat I hope I can get it taken down soon

What are the chumbies up to?

>>82742877
I'm watching the Mayo dog play Detroit and cleaning one of my keyboards.

>>82742877
playin mor follout lundun innit, just learned ow' ta milk a brahmin

>>82742877
Listening to Guras chapstick soundclip and imagining it is the sound my pepe makes when Gura cunny dismounts

>>82742877
I'm playing rdr2. They just massacred my boy...

>>82743455
oh you got to that part huh? yeah...

I don't think Gura is gonna stream today, it is 15 minutes past her regular streaming time and she hasn't even posted a frame yet, it's looking grim boys

Are you a Batman guy or a Superman guy?

>>82744518
Batman, I never watched much Superman, not from lack of interest or anything, it just never happened. Batman feels more "Human" but I think Superman would win if they had to fight. I heard his strength is basically infinite and he's more of a "you live because I allow it" kind of being. on the other hand I heard that this guy darkseid has uni/multi-verse altering powers, idk much about the DC universe though.

>>82745038
I always preferred Batman over Superman, yeah Superman is way stronger, but Batman is more of a man of the people, Superman is an alien and will never truly understand what it means to be human.

I bought more eggs.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Im back from going outside, it was really nice out for me today

hey boys, what game should i...i mean Gura play when she comes back?

>>82746946
continue weegee's mansion

>>82746946
play the wench game

>>82746946
Weegee, Henry's game, and My Summer Car

>>82742877
I am back on the nightshift

>>82734893
iirc "soon" ended up being 2 months one time

>>82742877
wc5

soo... member post was a lie? I was 1000000% expecting a weekend stream.

>>82747979
wot? I missed 2 warcrafts since 3? are they good?

Why did both Ame & Gura refuse to answer if they have ever lactated? Refusal = yes, yes?

>>82748688
yes, my wife has breastfed our daughter before

>>82748923
thats my family

>>82748021
Yes, it was. She deserves to be called a liar for it.

Don't call my wife a liar you knobhead

Guys, act normal so Gura won't be scared off.

>>82749678
Gura knows she needs punish but these guys don't know she wants spankings

hey guys, if gura was graduating this year what would be the most likely month?

>>82749939
july

>>82750153
DONT BE A FAG FAGGOT

why are all threads so dead? wtf... is /vt/ dying?

>Releases a schedule
>Did 6 streams in a week
Gura needs to go back to doing schedules.
>>82749353

I'm watching my wife's wife play Blivion

Chumbies

>>82750838
ye?

>>82750909
I just like sayin chumbie

>>82751111
okey

>>82751744
I want to rub fatfuck's smooth head

>>82751744
avocadobud

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>82751820
This is a good image

i love gura and salman

>>82752233
based

>>82751820
uncensored doko

>>82752233
Based

>>82752282
https://litter.catbox.moe/6cyp8u.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/42ka9e.png

>>82752233
based

Are you guys worried that Portuguese people watch Gura? The thought terrifies me

>>82752380
>>82752233
based

>>82752380
Why does Gura have a puffy cunny in all pictures? Is it accurate?

gura has a functional colon

>>82752654
proof or get outta here

>>82752606
Gura's puffy cunny was made canon in the 2 million dollar short movie she had animated

>>82752654
then why does she need miralax and psyillum husk, huh? and why does she have chronic tummy issues that by her own words "make travelling difficult"?

>>82752796
>>82752705
I'm the colon and I'm rumbling

Why do people like grapefruit? It tastes gross

>>82752525
no why? what's wrong with the portuguese? despite their size, they were a great empire and their east india company was immensely successful

>>82752897
Its sweetness is worth eating through the bitterness

>>82752897
I never had grapefruit, I've seen people eat it with sugar sprinkled on, but google says:
>Grapefruit is a tropical citrus fruit known for its sweet yet tart taste. It is rich in nutrients, antioxidants, and fiber. This makes it one of the healthiest citrus fruits you can eat. Plus, research shows that grapefruit may have some powerful health benefits.

>>82752796
I love when people reminds me of Guras messy butt, i bet she have surpassed 80 kurix several times when she has been constipated <3

I love blood-grapefruit, so freaking good

I think Gura might actually be a girl...

>>82753109
I think Gura is dumb

>>82753109
Does Gura know?

>>82742877
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>82752380
Me on the left.

>>82742877
ate sushi
watchin ame

>>82753109
actually she's my wife

>>82753350
I want to eat soosh too

>>82753513
she' my pet lizard

>>82753388

>>82753752
>>82753388
clap clap

lol Amelia, why does America still have 3rd world internet in 2024?

>>82754860
west coast issue

>>82754860
sry infrastructure is too expensive, gotta spend it all on bombing sand people :D

>>82754860
I wish my ISP would stop throttling me

>>82755487
I wish mine would stop having random issues with catbox. Having to turn on my vpn to look at any of the links or listen to any soundposts is a pain in the ass.

>>82755877
It may be annoying but you can also post them in discord and they load most of the time

Fuck, now Gura will also use the Ame excuse when she finally comes back, streams for 30 minutes then "onyo my internet is poopoo kaakaa, goodbye chumbies"

i may have fridays off now but it means i can't sleep late enough to say goodnight to bed time bud

This is my wife.

>>82756248
but she already did that, remember sonic?

>>82754860
Happened to Ina a lot for a while too so she pays out the ass for the enterprise internet package and that didn't even fully solve the issue for a while. Things are more stable now though. US and Canada both have the ISP pseudo monopolies problem.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121361295

Is Gura gone again
At least she has the FES rehearsals/japan busywork excuse right?

>>82756552
T o T

I love her.

>>82757289
same desu

>>82756248
Ane literally released a schedule and did 6 streams this week. We'd be lucky if Gura did anything like that.

>>82756552
I love AI

>>82757506

>>82757449
schedules? in this day and age? ludicrous...

>>82757574
I like this

>>82757574
I hate this

>>82757574
why did ai gura put syrup on her dick

>>82754949
This reminds me of a pearl of wisdom from my older brother
>Taxes is when the government robs you to maintain the roads and then doesn't maintain the roads

>>82756290
We shall wish him a goodnight for you, vicariously

>>82756290
Its ok chumbie. You can just wish an early good night to oyasamebud.

GURA LET ME SMELL YOUR HAIR

>>82759358
she's angy because I gave her surprise buttseggs >:3

>>82758398
and he's right, taxation without representation is theft.

I love my cute daughterwife.

>>82760468
>>82760504
>>82760551
>>82760603
>>82760661
>>82760713
This cute feminine female thing is just begging to be inseminated by my big masculine male penis

I think Gura would be a good Warboss, even though she's tiny

>>82761147
fembud please calm down... you don't have a penis...

>>82761196
I like this

>>82761351
That's nice Gura, can you stream now

https://files.catbox.moe/0tak9h.png
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0826/58/1723432974448928.png
https://files.catbox.moe/kue3l3.png

>>82762051
based mr koro

>>82763281
sleep tight buddy

>>82763281
Oyasame

>>82763281
goob morning

Hi

>>82731632
>>82732191
>>82732465
>the sun will start expanding in half a billion years
>No, it will start it's red giant phase in 5 billion years, not 0.5 billion
NTA, but you're both somewhat correct. Based on the Sun's mass and our knowledge of stellar life cycles, the Sun will begin expanding and become a red giant in around 5 billion years, not half a billion. However, there's a significant problem that will occur long before that.

The Sun is very slowly becoming more luminous over time due to the way stars age. Over the next 500 million to 600 million years, as the Sun's brightness increases, the amount of weathering on surface rock will also increase, which in turn will lower the formation of carbonate rock through the carbonate-sillicate cycle. This will make water evaporate more quickly out of the ground and will eventually result in the hardening of rock and the evaporation of Earth's oceans will begin. Plate tectonics will slow and volcanism will stop, just like with Mars.

Without volcanism, carbon dioxide levels in the air will fall dramatically until C3 carbon fixation is no longer possible in photosynthesis. Currently, plants that use C3 photosynthesis account for more than 95% of Earth's biomass, and without them, most species of animals on Earth will go exinct, including humans, if we are still around by then.

By 800 million years in the future, the Sun will be too bright for even C4 photosynthesis, which will stop the recycling of oxygen into the atmosphere and water. Without oxygen, nearly all complex life on Earth will die.

If this kind of stuff interests you, then I highly recommend this relevent Wikipedia article. It's very depressing, but it's also incredibly interesting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future

>>82763932
well let's hope we're a space faring civilization by then and can circumvent the problem with technology

>>82763849
hewwo

>>82763281
sharkdreams

i'm feel nervous chumbies

>>82766017
Here hold my hand

>>82766207
thanks :(

>>82763932
I wonder what humans will look like in 500 million years. I watched that All Tomorrows video on youtube a couple months back and it was pretty amusing

I feel like if I were to snatch anyone's phone from here and view their photo gallery, there is at least one picture of loli hentai.

Digusting pedobuds.

i'm not banned anymore nyaaaaaa~

>>82763932
I like our Sun, it's still young and yet it somehow protects and nurtures us.

>>82767187
even when the Sun did a micronova soon?

>>82766675
Im safe cause it has passcode

>>82767368
Our star surely won't hurt us, solar flares won't get to us.

>>82766675
I don't use my phone for porn.

>>82766952
what have you done

i want gura to sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N4QKSzIouU

>>82766345
Humans? AI and robots will inherit the land

>>82767702
same desu

>>82767724
Excellent.

>>82767711
racism nya~

>>82766675
Why would keep it on my phone? I just browse gelbooru and pixiv. Now as for my PC, I have gigabytes of Gura lewds saved I'm sure.

gooby goopy goo, where are you...

>>82768891
she's ready and she's willing

Gura is VERY creamy

I want to see the way she shakes and shivers

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

"Next Streaming Schedule for Gawr Gura

As of now, Gawr Gura has not publicly announced her next streaming schedule. However, she has been known to return to streaming after breaks and irregular schedules due to various commitments, including special events and projects within Hololive.

In her recent activities, Gura returned to streaming on January 24, 2024, with a member-only stream followed by a public stream later that evening. Since then, she has been gradually increasing her streaming frequency. Given her history of returning after breaks and the upcoming events she is involved in, it is likely that she will announce her next stream soon.

To stay updated on Gawr Gura’s streaming schedule, fans can check her official social media accounts or her YouTube channel where announcements are typically made.

Conclusion

For the most accurate information regarding when Gawr Gura will stream next, keep an eye on her social media platforms or YouTube channel for any updates."

Ai is useless, why can't it read Guras mind yet?

>>82769432
Wow, that's actually not too far off. Before whenever I asked any AI about Gura it wouldn't even mention or be aware of her often taking breaks and would mix up details with other vtubers.

What if Gura was real?

>>82770452
H-hot...

>>82770452
Thanks I hate it

>>82770452
would put my pp in that

haaaaa

>>82771128

>>82770201
Would sexually bully T u T

Another nightshift another dollar

>>82770452
Would knock out those teeth and force her to give me a gumjob

We are very much not cool after yesterday. You'd think you would try to avoid making enemies at this point, all things considered. Apparently not. Suit yourself. I'll play the part if you want to make an enemy out of me

*stinky breath*
H-hhewwoooo.

I am not an unreasonable person. If there is a problem, you just fucking plainly tell me or ask me to stop. It would be that simple. I really can't stand your psychopathic shenanigans. Denying what you did and playing dumb afterwards only makes it worse. I won't fucking stand for it. You need to feel how your messed up behavior makes me feel. That's how it is with people, unfortunately. They need to experience pain, dread and suffering themselves, before they understand what it is that they are doing to others. You are the problem in this world. The fact that it is people like you lot, the worst of the bunch, that always end up in positions where they could make a positive difference, and then do the exact opposite with it, is a bad and cruel joke.

>>82771833
Hewwo stinky

Strange, these aren't the usual schizo hours. Must've gotten himself an intern

So, I think that now, when the actual nice talents starts leaving, and the only good manager/founder nopes out, we can safely assume that anyone that stays is a complete psychopath and a snake. Making some vague doomposts about it isn't gonna make a difference.

Why is this scum incapable of realizing that he's the problem

I will now watch Chobits episode 13

>>82772160
Your mother is the problem. Just start the cuckposting again to get back at me, already. Retard bitch.

And make it over three hours, this time. Really, just how mad were you to keep at it for over two hours, yesterday? You stupid psychopath.

Really, a power tripping, cuckoldry obsessed mod, calling me the problem. That's fucking rich.

I got forehead sweat into my eye, it was very salty, so my stupid body thought "I know, lets open the tear ducts to flush the salt away" but my tears is also very salty which made med tear up even more, it's an endless cycle and i am basically temporary blind and my eyes feels like acid

>It thinks I'm a mod

>>82772259
Enjoy bud

>she thinks it isn't obvious.

>>82772584
I love this show so much. I love all the characters. I especially love Sumomo. And I love Chi too. I love all the characters, really. It’s so good.

goob morning
i love gura

I will now watch Chobits episode 14.