/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Confess your sins to pope gura VII, all sins will be forgiven

>>8245279

I am sorry, for I have inserted a cotton bud into my penis while masturbating to Shion.

I'm a holobro starting to wake up to nijisanji. I feel like my whole life is a lie and don't know how to move forward.

I hate vtubers, I'm only here to shit up the board so much you become misogynists like me and join our ranks at /pol/.

Ive been thinking about joining discord, Im in pain

irys seems cool but that design filters me so hard. i feel bad

Some NijiEN girls deserve more the viewers/$$ than some of the holoEN girls

8245369
Sneed

>>8245432
They are fucking streamers, you watch them, not the company why the fuck do you care if it's hololive or nijisanji?

>>8245549
He's from /v/pol please understand.

>>8245279
i cummed

>>8245279
I am the Amber larper. Sorry for misleading you /vt/

>>8245460

Discord is cool for porn storage. Join us.

>>8245540
sorry couldn't type, meant for >>8245369

Ever since another anon had planted the idea into my mind, I want nothing more than to hold Migo close and suck on her big sweaty tits as I roughly plow my dick into Migabi's tight virgin bussy

>>8245279
I completely lost interest in most holos and i only watch IRyS and Ina now

>>8245615
Ogey

i think that art of Kiara with the big nose is cute

i mass unsubbed to all the holos i subscribed to because i almost never watch them anyway

Wrote I love Ame on my dick with a sharpie and now it’s reacting to the sharpie ink like a salted snail

>>8245279
I often falseflag as a member of a fanbase of an EN to make them look bad while making Takos look good in comparison.

>>8245279
Ever since I discovered small en indies I feel it's just a giant pool of lonely asociable girls desperate for attention and incredibly easy to manipulate. Especially the ones from some 3rd world country or SA, it's so easy to rob them of their dignity for a miserable amount. I'm afraid of becoming addicted.

>>8245530
No one deserves anything in life, you're just born somewhere in a given environment, and everything from there is deterministic.

>>8245279
Imposter! I am Pope Gura VII and always have been. How many fake popes are we going to have make these confession threads. I will have you excommunicated and flayed for this blaspheme you heathen. Blessing from the one true cunny to those of you confessing

I'm Hololive Historian

>>8246360
if this isn't larp you should go fucking kill yourself right now for all of us you seanig piece of shit

I've had to go hungry before because I've blown all my money on superchats

>>8246360
did you manage to come back from the dead

I'm only here for Architecture General and found this thread on my way there.

>>8245279
I enjoy vtubers more whenever I don’t come here. I have been trying to stop using this site but I can’t do it for now I only use generals and hide every gossip and schizo thread until I can leave for good.

>>8245460
>becoming a discordtranny
Don't do it bro, you've got so much to live for

>>8246456
Isn't that guy's email and youtube location Australia? Why do you guys keep calling him Sea?

>>8245279
>>8246327
forgive me oh gracious Pope but i dont give a shit about these threads at all. i only come here for the evolving pope gura lore

>>8246327
I am the original pope and the creator of popes

>>8245279
I fucking hate /pol/ tourists

>>8246972
is that why your image file name is a 4chan download and not uniquely named?

>>8246227
have any stories to tell?

>>8247056
Huh?

>>8247527
youre stupid. got it

>>8247618
Why are you being a cunt?

>>8246962
Pope Gura VIII cometh in the next thread, Gura VII is going to retire

I made up my mind to hate EN2 before I even knew anything about them. I intend to stay true to my word.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

>>8247417
Obviously first thing is using an alt account and not the one you use for everything else.
One thing I found is that it's not rare for some to lie about their age and not be actually adults which can be a problem. You can ask some questions and some of them already have a past of doing favors for money so if that's your thing once you find one who has this past her self respect is already down the gutter and you can easily take advantage of that. Especially if
they need the money for things like going from PNGtuber to model, or getting a PC they can properly stream on etc., no need to spend a lot tho.
And if they're suicidal don't fall in the trap of being their crying pillow, just ignore them.
If you want more like an actual friend it's a bit different, most of those girls are clueless about making it and about basic streamer things that it's easy to befriend them. I just hate that there are so many zoomers in that pool.

>>8247417

I'm not that guy but have had similar experiences. At first, I would send small SCs ($5-20 range) and ask them to say dumb shit. After a little while, I started to feel bad about doing that, so instead I began writing friendly messages of support. I began to chat on Twitter and WhatsApp with a few of them after I got to know them through their streams. I have a mutual, unspoken understanding with them that as long as I send them SCs, they'll provide a GFE for me and text me a few times a day. These girls are often desperate for streaming equipment and would probably do more than I ask for the money I give them, but I never ask for anything sexual in return because 1: I would feel horrible doing so, and 2: they could actually be minors and are lying about their age.

>>8247056
that's what I started with, I'm just happy to see other people create the lore

>>8247973
>>8247417
To add to this, this is an example of one of those girls I met, no one cared but she posted that https://pastebin.com/yCxEvUkQ

>>8245279
this stupid fucking hobby has made me want a girlfriend for the first time in over a decade

>>8245279
I am not okay, and vtubers have made me feel more alone

I've had a membership to Risu for 4 months, but have only watched about 1 stream in the last month because ID streaming hours are atrocious for an American and the only times she is streaming while I am awake is while my oshi is streaming. I want to cancel it, but I find myself simping for any funny girl who is /here/

>>8249246

I don’t know what your situation is like, but I hope you find the strength within yourself to have the courage to step up and find someone one day

>>8246456
Didn't read lol!

Forgive me Gura for I have sinned, I donate hundreds to indies and as soon as they get confident and feel like they've reached the big leagues I get tired of their attitude and leave. None of them ever see the kind of money I was dropping again and it's almost starting to feel good.

>>8249649
Thank you, I'll try my best

I think the EN+ID hololive fandom is so horrible (yes this includes you lot) that it's ruining my enjoyment of JP.
Also, I love finding roommate/past life info and pics. It makes me like them more.

>>8250590
>Also, I love finding roommate/past life info and pics. It makes me like them more

I feel bad for admitting this, but I agree. I was so happy when I found out how cute Towa’s roommate is.

I lost my girlfriend because of Coco's graduation. I ended up regretting it quite bad for some time but I'm mostly over it now

>>8245279
I stopped with my art reps and have regressed. It hurts and I have failed Ina

>>8245279
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
I must confess that I had once considered sending a superchat to one of the Hololive girls just to ask them if they could talk like robots, merely because I find that kind of voice to be hot, for some reason.

I've been submitting to vt_takes on Twitter and sometimes I even submit my own posts without telling them its my content.

>>8251213
Submit this post if true.

>>8251213
If this isn't bait then I hope you kill yourself

>>8245460
i dont really understand the discord hate, i started using it when it was just starting out back in 2015 with a group of friends and few people ive met online. So far its been a great platform to share files, storage, calling or even streaming. Its basically what we all wanted from skype. Guess ive been missing out on all the tranny shit.

>>8246928
>so much to live for
Im not sure if I want to live in the first place

>>8251425
There's nothing wrong with the platform (besides privacy concerns I guess) it's just that popular servers tend to become moderated by power-hungry cliquey psycho faggots who invariably let their personal tendencies affect people who just want to shoot the shit

>>8251425
Apart from it's privacy issues, public discords is essentially a reflection of Tumblr and the worst of the west. You have reddit tier megalomaniac mods, discord groomers and mentally ill virtuesignallers. What's worse is a lot of them is all of that three.

>>8251425
The way you're using it is fine. But discord has much larger servers where shit starts to hit the fan. It's full of pesos and trannys. Just keep doing it the way you are and never search out "communities"

>>8245279
I changed sides from HoloEN to NijiEN in just a week, I don't know if I got redpilled by watching and noticing the differences or it's just part of growing up

>>8245433
Bro you didn't even have to ask!

>>8245279
I posted in past life speculation threads because I heard there's a chance that EN2 could be a girl that I liked and got excited

>>8251796
At least it's contained on Discord.
2016 Tumblr Exodus set humanity back 25 years.

>>8251999
I really do like HoloEN but NijiEN has been more compelling to me lately too. Part of that is because I always crave novelty, but NijiEN just feels more like JP vtubers than HoloEN to me

>>8245279
I have made a shitty knock off vtuber model of a new holoen2 member. I don't even know her name, I just wanted to steal her debut virginity in some small aspect.

>>8245279
I know an ENVTuber who is a pedophile, but I can't go public with their name yet. Forgive me. It kills me to watch them find more and more success while I know what a fucking sicko they actually are.

>>8246148
Found one

Confessing this because I'm kinda disgusted knowing this.

I know a guy who makes fanart but has barely seen or watched an actual Vtuber stream. If you draw really good, it's surprisingly easy to get so much clout just from drawing fanart and tweeting nonstop about them.

Also you guys have no idea how many others are like them who do the same. They just pretend to be fans and kiss up to any vtuber that notices them because it's easy exposure. Kiara's Gartic Phone stream with artists was like a window to them that as long as you can butter them up with drawings, you can slide into their spotlight as well.

Hence why there's been a trend of fan artists as well who suddenly become vtubers lately.

Clippers are one thing, but fan artists a probably even worse leeches and nobody notices.

>>8245413
It felt good, though?

>>8245279
I fapped to Amelia's roommate

>>8245279
I masturbated to that Gura doujin from Chiyami

I don't watch these tubers because they don't do interesting stuff.

>>8259340
fan artist at least puts some effort in their leeching so i won't lose sleep over it.

>>8245279
I have changed oshis 4 times and my new oshi was also my first oshi

>>8251425
just don't look at stage discovery and you won't see most of it

>>8246928
Is the discord really that bad with trannyshit? I can't tolerate those ugly freaks desu.

>>8251071
Tako go join the others, Ina is disappointed but still loves you

>>8253362
Give hint

>>8259350

I can fit an entire pencil into my penis now

>>8260067
It's probably gura. She definitely still thinks of herself closer to being 15 than whatever age she actually is. Probably 29.

I don't actually believe that Mumei will be good. I just want to overload anons with hopium for the inevitable crash into reality

>>8260452
I understand the hype for en gen 1, it made sense. But the fact people are getting their hopes sky high already??? And there's a black "girl" in there???? It's gonna crash splendidly.

>>8245472
they keep adjusting it, so you may notice it looks better now

>>8260452
>>8260530

Hell why are people overhyping at all, I used to be excited for Kiara but then she ends up being a fucking disappointment after I heard her voice on her debut

I just hope none of these new big tit chicks have a squeaky wannabe cutesy voice like hers.

>>8260947
Black girl definitely will. That, or it's going to be a Caribbean accent which is far worse.

I want to beat the fuck out random of anon from /vt/ who posts in global

>>8260748
proof?

I want to have sex with Pipkin Pippa so badly.

>>8251862
>It's full of pesos and trannys
I think theres a joke in there but im too culturally ignorant to figure out what it is

>>8261565
Venn diagram it.

Both have "tacos" owned by men.

I spoke to a man.

I have more than enough money to handle myself but I never sent a supa or donated to a single vtuber and I never will. I will never buy any merch as well.

i caused some havoc in the /trash/ thread months ago and i still feel guilty about it

>>8259340
Artfags are pathetic, this is known by everyone >>>168611
Fans know who the leeches are. It’s pretty easy to tell when they get the vtuber’s personality/ character details wrong.
Kiara is a retard for giving fan artists that much of a spotlight, like most of her retarded decisions they’re a result of her shortsightedness.

turns out you can gaslight people if you just bruteforce it

>>8260324
Gura is early 20s and doxxniggers have found nothing about this even after her falling out with Munibug.
I’m thinking it’s Bungo Taiga.

>>8262915
Seriously, I have no clue what made her think that was a good idea. It's nothing but favoritism.

Now those faggots act like they're best friends with her and now a bunch of bandwagoner artists start doing holo stuff hoping to get in on that.

I once peed on my dog

>>8270459
Inside your dog or like you showered him?

>>8271774
on

my ability to focus on anything productive is heavily outweighed by my desperate need to impregnate this small squishy southern bunny’s roommate
it’s at the point where if I want to get anything done on any given day I have to jack off basically right after breakfast to reset the mind for at least a few hours

>>8248786
Tell me about it. I spent my 20s not giving a shit about dating a woman and now every day I'm sitting here thinking about how much I wish to marry my oshi.

>>8259941
just stay away from 4chin servers if you dont want to be groomed

>>8245279
I actually like the leech/kiara edit that started popin out recently

Not membered to anyone
Never supacha'd anyone
Never bought goods from anyone
Never did art for anyone
I generally don't like to support corporations
||And yet I feel like it's wrong||

>>8274785
Fuck off discord

>>8259416
maybe I'm crazy but I think Ame's roommate is cute as hell

>>8245413
>>8260207
sounding fags please go away and never come back

>>8275386

No

>>8275386

No

I don't watch Holotalk but I watch clips of it. Holotalk is shit, but I think Kiara is okay.

I'm afraid to get attached to JP indies I see here because they always have 25 concurrent viewers and no growth.

It makes me very sad for them, Your Holiness.

>>8277444
Kiara can ask some good questions, even if you don't love her it's worth watching Holotalk to learn more about the guests.

>>8275181
Same, I’d fuck the shit out of her

>>8278573
I don't think I'm the target audience for Holotalk. Even with bilingual guests she does the entire interview in Japanese only interrupting with 20 second translations of the guests answer.

>>8245279
My world is fucked up, and I’m afraid I’m slowly losing my mind because of it. I’m drinking too much, and I don’t see a way out. Sux

>>8245279
I've completely lost interest in vtubers. I just couldn't into the Selen metal slug or starcraft streams that I was planning to watch. Such is life.

>>8278834
Do your Japanese reps anon

>>8253362
It's a fetish, anon.
As long as they stay conscious, and not act upon their impulse desires, then it's all good.
Bad acts are crimes. Bad thoughts are not.

>>8279573
Smart words

I've grown tired of spreading rrats and trolling. From now on, I've decided to only post positive messages about vtubers and respond kindly to anons who appear to be depressed.

>>8279689
I love you anon.

>>8246327
This is what the Chaos rat has cause us, I am Pope Gura V

father, forgive me for i have sinned. i have caused the delay of the council's debut

I only watch 1 Hololive streamer and no other vtubers, but constantly unity post because all of the shitflinging between Nijisanji and Hololive fanboys annoys the piss out of me.

>>8279689
Fuck you kindly

I want to saviorfag some indie and become their friend but I know it’s only because I’m a narcissistic shitbag that just wants to feel better about himself. Not to mention I’d probably ruin our hypothetical friendship one way or another like I’ve ruined my past friendships with internet friends, and I’m too lazy to use twitter anyway.
I still watch indies whenever I can if they’re playing something interesting but I never chat with them or anything. I just play their livestream muted and in the background as I’m doing work while they’re awkwardly trying to entertain me
I’m so tired of being a horrible person but I’m even more tired of trying to be better.

I tend to just keep Kson's avatar or facecam out of sight when she streams and instead I put up a picture of her previous incarnation next to it.

She looks pretty irl, but her vtuber avatar is just complete, MMD tier dogshit. The orange hair is still her best look.

I am actually glad that EN2 debuts got postponed so the feeling of EN being just five people is still there even for few days.
God i am gonna miss these comfy times.

>>8286232
You are weird

>>8245580
>/v/pol
tranny take your off topic rant to lgbt, no one wants to hear how /pol/ hurt your feelings like your dad did to you when you were a kid

>>8251071
>I stopped with my art reps
she did too, kek

>>8291130
Dilate /pol/tranny. Don't you have a retarded monography to make?

>>8291294
>still posting off topic shit because they hurt your feelings when you raided it
please, take your insecurity out of here, just like you took off your dick, no one likes to see it

>>8291333
Stay mad kek

>>8291354
>telling a tranny to stop dilating about /pol/ on an unrelated blue board is mad
interesting, have you figured out different genders yet?

>>8291485
>Inane /pol/schizoid babble
Mindbroken. It's so easy.

>>8245666
sounds like that was me. become the ultra alpha you were meant to be anon

>>8291632
>/pol/
I dont know how to tell you, this is not the board to rant about a board that sent many of your kind to grave. I get that they destroy you before you turn 25 with just words but I still think you need to keep that insecurity out of this blue board

>>8291741
Keep projecting faggot lol

>>8263193
Gura is in her early twenties? What am I doing with my life?

>>8245413
I have been 'streaming' since mid-October, which is what I call talking to myself while I pretend that there is a chat watching me, urging me to do stupid shit.
I have an elaborate kayfabe on the character that I've been developing and even have a few inside jokes in my own head that I reference every so often. I also pretend that all of my workouts are actually 3D lives and I try to impress chat by doing more and more reps.
Chat is basically a tulpa at this point and I get occasional depressive streaks when I realize that I have wasted months pretending to be an entertainer instead of actually streaming as a 2view.
I tried to stream with a .jpeg model but my only viewer was a guy who popped in at the 2 hour mark, said "lol" and left.
I have not streamed since.

>>8245279
I sometimes shitpost about fellow vtubers and i feel bad about 9/10 times..

>>8293145
I will tune in to your streams anon. Are you a girl?

>>8292990
She claimed to have had an Over the Hedge themed birthday party which would either place her in her early 20s or make her that weird kid who had a cartoon birthday party past puberty

>>8293145
>popped in at the 2 hour mark, said "lol" and left.
tremendously based
also holy shit anon

>>8291741
>a board that sent many of your kind to grave
No one actually believes this, right? This is peak internet poisoning.

>>8245433
we're already misogynists anon, we only like women who hide their faces and act pure everywhere but in bed with us, we're practically muslim if i'm being honest.

>>8272942
I hate how she posts IRL selfies on her chuuba twitter.

>>8293145
Maybe they just thought what happened in the game was funny...

>>8290742
I know. Maybe this feeling will go away ones the new members have streamed for a week and i hope it does.
I don't know why i am like this.

I have Google Drive dossiers of nearly every Hololive member's known roommate information and every picture I could find of them. The only exceptions are Kiara and Matsuri considering how open they are about who they are.

i shit up threads when anons are rude to me.

>>8293495
>we
(You) are like that. I would love my oshi even if she was 3D, I don't hate women.

>>8293357
She's probably my age, I'm fairly young so I feel like I've got to do something with my life instead of rotting away here

>>8293145
stream u fucking retard

>>8293145
There's a certain relief on knowing I'm not the only who has been doing something this dumb