/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Hills Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

PARATROOPER FUCKS

My cool gamer girlfriend

Lumi's delicious lemonade

>>82716918

Phase Panels seem pretty packed

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>82717004

>>82717014
It was.
They also gave everyone a free wallpaper, well you had to get a line in bingo but pretty much everyone did by the looks of it

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>82717202
that is a very poorly done job

Guys how do i actually socialise with people?
It’s my first day at uni and i’m fucking scared.

>>82717202
HOT

The best of me coming soon

So pippa was at vexpo?
???
Rip

Lumi has tanned feet

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>82717202
Great, now the tan lines look weird to me too. Thanks stupid lemon woman.

>>82717244
we just don't know

>>82717256
No.

>>82717202
Lumi for president 2024!
MAGA!

>lumi went to shiina and dizzy when she had a tan because they know about skin whitening stuff
Typical asians

>>82717304
It’s so fucking over for me.

>>82717339
I can fix her...

[Lumi non-news] She hates tans

>>82716918
this is not a phase talent

>>82716918
who owns one of these bad boys?

starknights look like generic linux programmees (not trooned out)

>>82717454
based desu

Not theo was at the panel. Temna was surprised about it and didn't even know he was British.

>>82717244
If there's an icebreaker event don't wait until the last moment to sign up then end up forgetting to do it

>>82717504
I always thought he was an ESL spic

>>82717244
You have to find SOME kind of common ground to talk about first. Good luck, I never properly managed across 6 years.

>>82716918
Was Yuri the ODB of Phase Connect

>>82717256
Yes. https://x.com/PippaPebble/status/1822638222209417433

>>82717244
Its not worth it. Just stay inside and watch vtubers.

>if you have tan lines you're a whore

Is Lia the closest thing we will ever get a trans talent?

Tenma made the dizzy cosplayer flex for her as a batsu because he fucked up an answer

>>82717604
If you go outside regularly you're a whore

>>82717420
why

Going to jerk off to the thought of Lumi's pasty pale legs

>>82717604
Lumi needs to wear a burka

>>82717624
Lia is a right wing chud

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>82717604
Lisa....

Who will be the first pregnant phaser?

>>82717604
>she gets touched by the sun

>>82717663
and tanned feet

>>82717705
Lia is a right wing chud trapped in the body of a libtard

>>82717624
>he doesn't know

>>82717624
Yes, atleast until Fishman sells out to Blackrock.

>>82717604
guess i'm a whore then

>>82717705
>californian va
Erm

its over

>>82717705
Trans make the best right wing chuds

people of lower class have tan lines.

>>82717790
Lia is genuinely a very proud American.

>>82717757
Panko or Airi

>>82717244
Try joining a club

>>82717559

>>82717420
Thanks i hate it.

>>82717348
I told you shiina whitens her skin for hand cams

Phasers are the best livers.

I love Shiina!

>>82717785
Yes you are, whore.

>>82717705
Lol
Lmao

>>82717420
Lumi
Hime
Pippa (owns three)

>>82717420
why

>>82717604
Tan lines are hot

Honestly wish there was a phaser that did nicely edited videos instead of quantity stuff like streams. I just prefer those types of videos better and i hate what youtube has turned into.

>>82717863
This

>>82717878
May she rest in peace.

>>82717983
Pippa would never own a sex toy

>>82717959
I like having orange skin. In my culture it's considered nice because it's hard to get.

>>82717705
Are you this retarded naturally or does it take effort?

>>82717757
To get pregnant: Hime
To actually have a kid: Airi

>>82717420

>>82717624
The fagknights, makinists and runatics talk about gender swapping their oshis all the time.

>>82717559
Blue pippa acute but her meet and greet was awkward as shit having some random male vtuber there as well

>>82718062
True, thats what her dogs are for

>>82718077
She talked about her love for America a lot

>>82717757
Eimi is already pregnant

>>82717244
This >>82717863
Try to find a smaller club to join.

>>82718082
Hime seems like the type of girl who would already have had like three abortions.

Wemi carried the entire panel as normal

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>>82718094
Runatics? Are you retarded?

>>82717757
me

>>82718186
Nah, Hina and Tenma were also great

>>82717244
Just talk, and ask them about themselves. "Have you watched any movies lately?" "Do you like to read?" "Do you watch any sports?" Then you can either ask them about their answer to get more out of them, or tell them about yourself and how you relate (or don't relate) to their answer. I say keep questions normie at first until you can work out what kind of person they are.
Also as another person join a club. Universities have plenty for all kinds of things. From sports to more social clubs. Join or try them out, even do a sport you're new to, you might find a new hobby . Joining clubs are the best way to meet people if you're not the kind of person who can talk to people for no reason. The club will give you the reason.

So is Panko's vacation tied to the rest of the girls doing stuff next week? Considering its two weeks I was wondering if she had said if she was doing stuff with family or just the whole "going somewhere" thing.

Bros it's over. I had a dream of taking her on a date and I made her giggle and laugh and then it was us holding hands on the couch watching a stupid movie. Then I woke up and felt depressed

>>82718094
>Didn't even mention hampsters
retard

>>82718094
I've literally never seen anyone talk about a gender swapped Runie.

>>82718247
She's in Birmingham but not for the con she's just there for the local cuisine

>>82718260
Damn
Real though

>>82718247
Hopefully, if they're doing offcollab shit it would be nice if Panko finally got to go.

Has even a single hot femanon been spotted during this entire con?

>>82718303
Anon the con's already over you can't milk it anymore

>>82718094
Literally none of those three do that. The closest you can say is when Eimi genderbent Jelly and herself

>>82718247
It would be great if she got to travel to meet some of the other talents

>>82718336
I agree but the fact she said two weeks when Pippa said one makes it seem like either its not related or its longer than we thought.

>>82718341
2022 offkai

>>82718271
Two out of three ain't bad. And it would be in the live chats not here obviously.

>>82718341
There was a decent looking mint cosplayer and some Lia type girls yesterday

>>82718341
It was in the UK

>>82718413
Did we really scare them all off?

>>82718341
The fauna cosplayer was cute

>>82718341
>hot femanon
>UK

>>82718399
Lia is also away for 2 weeks

>>82718434
>>82718470
Makes sense.

>>82718362
Yeah she's there for the authentic kebabs

>>82718186
Wemi hard carries nearly every collab. I imagine she had the dumbest fucking answers.

>>82718499
What are you looking at

>>82718341
The Mint cosplayer was the cutest one, there we also a Fauna and a Mumei cosplayers who were really cute, also saw a tactical gumba cosplayer today and she was also pretty cute

>>82718492
It's one week, panko also isn't part of the NYC concert so they wouldn't bother sending her

>>82718426
>decent looking mint cosplayer
Was sat behind her. She smelled nice too...

>>82718483
Froot, personality and actions aside

Is Cece cute?

>>82718618
>She smelled nice too

>>82717202
Loomi but better?

>>82718576
Smokes. Now.

>>82718492
>>82718247
>Everyone else well before
>Yeah we'll be gone for two weeks, here's a bunch of streams before that we planned out for a fun goodbye
>Pippa during her last planned stream for the week
>Yeah, next week is idk, but you can't say I didn't tell you, also I'm taking the rest of the week off
Its just laziness at this point right? Like it can't be ignorance, she knew people would be upset cause she said that whole "I told you" thing

>>82718699

>>82717705

>>82718638
Made a pleasant change from the body odour at the concerts

Hime's "brother"

Anon I don't have much time, phase coffees in not

>>82717202
My penis would not survive

>>82716918
Blessed op.

>>82718759
>in not

Tell me about Lia and Hime, what posses two hopeless dweebs to pretend to be sluts on the internet?

>>82718811
>pretend

>>82718631
Yeah, she's pretty cute, i kinda wanted to ask her out but i thought it would bother her so i didnt do it. Now that i think about it i kinda regret not doing it.

>>82718746
When jelly told people to wave their arms at the phase concert the smell was fucking rancid

>>82718811
>Hime
>Pretend
Anon...

Lumi is kinda weird desu

>>82718831
Don't bother, she's already with me

>>82718754
Yeah that's her actual brother.

>>82718839
That's when i was sat behind the Mint cosplayer

>>82718362
>the con's already over
This really is a Hololive board

>>82718854
Everyone in this company is fucking weird

>>82718774

womanchild

>>82718895
tenma is normal

>>82718362
Yeah we know, Pippa retweeted something as soon as the stuff ended again

>>82718881
Cuz he smelled like mint?

Anons how do i ask a girl out?

Wemi's mouth works stream or Runie's mommy streams?

>>82718854
Lumi is the closest to normal, weird would be Clara

>>82718920
I want to talk to Minto

>>82718936
She should play with her toys on handcam

>>82718968
>"Hey, you wanna go out?"

>>82718839
Christ man, why can't weebs just fucking bathe and wear deodorant for 1-2 days during a con. It makes me cringe so fucking hard this is commonplace for any kind of internet meetup activity, fighting game tourneys and stuff included.

>>82718920

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3g3g8pMF-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3g3g8pMF-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3g3g8pMF-Q

Lumi gives very jewish vibes today

>>82719019
that's a man

>>82718938
…You’ve seen her stream schedule right? And you know she does that on top of having a full time job right?

Chonkin chonka

>>82719019
That’s a guy

>>82718968
>>82718968
You complement her on the way she smells, ask her what her mom looks like, and then tell her that you "w-w-w-w-w-would like to go on an outing as just friends ha ha".

>>82719019
Even if a femboy. Would.

>>82719004
I doubt its everyone. But if even 1 out of ten people don't clean up its gonna be the same given how many people are in such a small space.

>>82719048
>>82719069
Not when I'm done with him

>>82718920
>these people aren't disgusting, some of them are even good looking
Very interesting!

Pipkiss

>>82719048
Prove it

>>82719019
Ikuyo?

>>82718062
She owns me

>>82718893
You jest but the only thing I saw about the con are the Fauna cosplayers and that Korone oji san.

>>82718951
Perfume
Perfume>>>>>BO

>>82718969
Imagine having a threesome with your daughterwife Wemi sucking you off and mommy Runie finishing off by riding your cock

>>82718951
Nah it was an actual girl

>>82719057
Her FPI cosplay from yesterday was better

I miss Pippa.

>>82719048
>>82719069
Not when I'm done with em

>>82719124

>>82719197
I love this image

>>82719004
To be fair offkai didn't overly suffer from the smelly fuck issue

>>82719050
yea she's nuts with that but still the one most socially adjusted person in phase...
honestly she scares me

>>82719050
>full time job
she doesn't work full time
she has a part time work from home translation job

>>82719004
It only takes 1 unclean bastard and the smell fucking spreads in a closed room

>>82719004
The excess sweating has more to do with stress than extreme lack of hygiene probably

>>82719124
Vexpo had a lot more hair than offkai

WE WANT CHEESE!
WE WANT CHEESE!
WE WANT CHEESE!

>>82719382
cheese date never ever

who in phase on right and left of this meme?

Did anyone visit the maid cafe? How was it?

>>82719397
Mascara doesn't really drip like that.

>>82719382
what kinda cheese?

Describe the smell

>>82719423
Didn't. Queue was too long for me

>>82719409
Panko left, Wemi right

>>82718920
Damn boi

>>82719409
wumi vs wemi

WOP (Watch Only Panko)

Panko wants ringodachis to have watch parties like likers

Pippa status?

>>82719409
>The Virgin petite YouTuber
>Not a virgin
Wut

>>82719470
yeah that's about right

Nini
It's noon but I need to fix my schedule for next week in case Pippa does actually stream.

>>82719215
>some of them
Definitely some exceptions. Unfortunate hair situation but at least he isn't like 150kg.
I would that black girl.

>maids of England
>all males
Ehhhhh…..

>>82719453
body odor mixed with axe and sadness

Weird womanchild love

>>82718831
>asking out a married woman with kids
Anon there's plenty of wells where the animals haven't come to drink yet

>>82719557
>Spoiler
...
do better

stop being creeps

>>82719528
I assume she had fun

>>82719555
nini capipi

>>82719625
no

>>82719555
>noon
Its 10am retard, get a clock that works or youll have the wrong time

>>82719588
Wait, what? She's married? And has kids too?

>>82719616

>>82719625
>Pippa gets on twitter
>Suddenly femanon is back to complain about con pics
Quick, look at this

>>82719490
Damn, Pippa really does have a big ass

>>82718968
First you need to ask her if she's still together with someone and make sure you're being watched by 3k people.

>>82719382

>>82719701
women age but they don't mature

>>82719659
West coast is the worst coast cuck

>>82719697
somebody found her linkedin during Offkai cause it was connected to fish's

she's almost 50 with 2 Canadian kids

>>82719635
i need to know some of those answers they gave.

>>82719702
>Hina lower than Saya

>The Pippa socks are cheap and fall apart
How much did fishfag scam people out of for a pair again?

>>82718631
I think she literally appeared on stream

>>82719601
>no awkward weeb chubby black girl to colonize and redpill
I'm ngmi.

>>82719769
>Panko Manko
PANKO MANKO

Cat sex.

>>82719779
>she's almost 50 with 2 Canadian kids
WHAT? She looks 30-35 max

>>82719702
>Loki 0%

>>82719840
>chubby
She is FAT

Packing up from Vexpo, leaving the NEC soon.
Con blues is real :(

Will post full thoughts when back in London-desu

>>82719779
cool phase mom

>>82719870

[Lumi News] Ant larvae are a cure for love

>>82719779
>Almost 50
>Numerous people have said shes cute
What the FUCK

>>82719779
she didn't look that old, she looked 30s, generic woman

>>82719817
Is Pippa autistic enough to make a fuss about it to Sakana?

>>82719838
Got the clip? I've just seen screenshots.

Post VeXPo haul

the princess pays tribute to the empress

>>82719920
>Does Pippa care enough about something people already paid for?
No, she did not buy them, so no.

Is this the first time Hime raided Panko?

"Lumi" is just a skinsuit, operated by a sweaty little Lolumi.

>>82719939
>no Lumi
I'll have to dock you 2 points
6/10

>>82719557
Bestiality

>>82719904
Asian genetics?

>>82718831
I'm surprised she took her mask off today. The mask was half the reason everyone at offkai thought she was runie

>>82719981
HOT

>>82719939
Sakana will cross reference your haul and not ship your future orders.
I am still waiting for my Lumi mug.

>>82719904
Half this board is desperate for any kind of female attention but she's also asian so that probably does it

>grandma see's my daki
>laughs about it
>surly boomer uncle who always teases and makes fun of me defends it
Thanks, man.

>>82719877
All for me

thank you OBS

>>82719779
>Actual real hag
MY DICK

>>82719787
Wemi basically answered everything right somehow

>>82719528
Globe trotting

>>82719904
She's genuinely young looking for her age and pretty physically fit, she has a nice pony tail and an athletic look to her, she looks mid 30s

>>82719939
Okay

>>82719779
she doesn't look 50 wow

>>82719939
Slap Hina's breasts

>>82719215
Spot the Eimi

>>82719817
The pair they auctioned off at vexpo went for £120

>>82719939
>That Hina mousepad
Damn, Now I feel like I should get one.

>>82720064
Women can never understand

>>82719904
We love our hags in these here parts, pardner

>>82720179
She's next to Runie

>>82720172
Asians look perpetually 30 until they finish menopause then they balloon or shrivel like a raisin

Does anyone unironically smokes here? Not talking to you jelly

>>82719939

>>82720233
Would

>>82720064
Introduce him to your oshi

Lumi is doxxing herself again...

>>82719702
>Pico that high
I hope she gets to do a meet and greet next offkai

>>82720177
Already did
https://files.catbox.moe/n2qbea.mp4

>>82720193
They literally had four for the entire con

>>82720122
she's sharp
her being basically a special needs kid is kayfabe
she has twice the IQ she pretends to have, I shit you not

>>82720233
>Man hands
What the FUCK

>>82719047
yeah how does lumi know all these important people like famous engineers, cartel heiresses, goes to ivy league as a "russian immigrant", I am starting to notice

>>82720183
idk why that makes me as mad as it does, but it sure as fuck does. I think its cause that is exactly why we're going to be seeing the girls shipped off to every con Sakana can get them into during con season, and its only getting worse.

>>82717244
Whatever you do, DON'T just put it off. You'll pay the price for a straight up decade.

>>82720242
Yeah. I smoke Classics because they're cheap but I also smoke Lucky Strikes, Marlboro Red and Camel Filters.

Panko's protection cream...

>>82719779
Those kids? Mine

>>82720274
>Lots of Lumi
Based
10/10

P R O T E C T I O N C R E A M

>>82719939
Wait so the vexpo merch is the same as offkai merch?

>>82720242
Used to, why?

Can't tell if the people rrat posting about Pippa at VeXPo are being serious or just shitposting

>>82720274
>Jelly, Lumi, Clara
blessed

>>82720064
Maybe he has the same oshi as you. Ask him next family gathering.

>>82720242
yeah...

>>82720294
Wemi is
>Int: 18
>Wisdom: 6
I kinda hope some of her misadventures are exaggerations or stories tbqh

>>82720378
Other than the maid stuff yeah

>>82720405
I'm sure you'll 180 like you did when she came back from offkai talking about having gone.

>>82719939
I'd ruin that mousepad

People in panko's chat are retarded to not know about spermacide

>>82720274
excellent taste

>>82720242
No. I know I have zero willpower. If I picked up a smoking habit, I wouldn't be able to drop it. So I never tried.

>>82720122
Tensai Babu Babu

If someone paypals me 600 dollars i will cosplay as Lia(male)

>>82719939
>Blue pippa enjoyer was the one who also bought the pico standee
Double based

>>82720441
I mean, it's pretty obvious she went to Japan given fish wasn't even at the con

>>82720274
I'm super jealous of that white dress standee. Nice haul.

>>82720466
yeah but that shit is a meme, use the calendar like a normal human being attempting to make her pregnant

>>82720378
Yeah but they tried to pretend it wasn't just leftover offkai stock

>>82720542
Yeah, that one is a con exclusive merch

>>82720519
I will give you 20 and a dicpic take it or leave it

>>82720288
>>82719817
>>82720183
Why is Fishjew like this?
Does he just hate us?

>>82720433
What maid stuff?

>>82720552
I know but sadly even that can't be trust worthy for irregular people

>>82720536
Why would she cancel last weeks last two streams and been on her laptop all last week if she was going at the same time the others are, this week? Also, she's been getting on twitter right after the day's non main stage events end both days now.

>>82720516
>>82720294
One of the questions was what was queen elizabeths full name and she had to try really hard to pretend she didn't know it was windsor

>>82720624
When you have a passionate niche audience, the best way to profit is occasionally to bilk them for several times the actual value of merch. Other times, it's to plan marketable plushies that never ever fucking happen.

>>82720366
Eww she’s stinking up the room with her pussy.

>>82720242
I used to smoke hookah and I only smoke cigs when I succumb to unbearable stress which is extremely rare as the single pack I have is like 4-5 years old.

>We're starting another "Pippa went to Japan" meltdown

>>82720624
>Fishjew
answered your own question
>>82719920
Just as soon as she gets around to asking for stealth merch, its been what? 2.5 years since she brought it up? Any day now. No, she does not care.

[Lumi news] She had a dream about being covered in the blood of all the vtuber she's killed

>>82720322
>Cartel heiresses
The 'cartel heiress' in question is involved in the grey market weed business in a legal state. That's incredibly common in growth (heh) Industries. People get licensed once they have the money for it.
>Ivy league
Source beyond "it feels like it's true"?

>>82720791
nah it's the same two retards that have been trying to astroturf it since she cancelled stream the other day, nobody cares

The bito from last night wasn't there when I woke up :(

>>82720814
That's a lot of blood

>>82720716
Pippa is retarded and can't convey normal information about just saying they're going to record. All of this cryptic bullshit for easily read instances

Phase Connect coffee is not good for you

[Lumi news] Pumpkin Spice Latte washes away the guilt of a million bloody deaths

from overlap connect to "literally no streams from anyone" connect
they're all on vacation at the same time
why is this allowed?

>>82720834
>nobody cares
Considering only 20~ people still care about her here in general, yeah you'd be right.

>>82720791
>Meltdown
It's out of people's systems more or less.

>>82720842
Sorry, I already have a boyfriend.

>>82720523
blue Pippa is best Pippa

>>82720814
>>82720850
No vtubers have been killed.
They graduate, anon. Her guilt is for NPC targets in-game.

NEW PANKO MANKO SOUND DROPPED

Panko news

PANKO MANKO

PANKO MANKO!
PANKO MANKO!
PANKO MANKO!
PANKO MANKO!

>PANKO MANKO
PANKO MANKO

>>82720879
I suppose it's supposed to encourage you to watch the few talents who might not be completely on vacation, but really all it does is incentivize me to watch girls who are from a corpo that doesn't plan content droughts.

>>82720879
>allowed
Its planned. You know how much money Pippa made on her japan return stream? and again with the offkai return stream and the covid return stream? Those alone would cover the cost of the 3D if fishfag had not sold out to spwn and made it so the girls probably don't even have access to the models for home 3D

>>82720942
>friendly* NPC targets in-game
FTFY

Manko panko

[Panko News] PANKO MANKO

>>82720716
It did not sound like she was on her laptop the entirety of last week, just thursday

>>82720274
Would five-finger

>>82720879
because Anime NYC is up after and they plan to have a big presence,
panko said fish just gave all of them the two weeks off while gen 1 is prepping, it's why panko said she's not even sure she'll take the whole two weeks off

>>82720716
>been on her laptop all last week
It was one stream

>>82720586
Even though it was in tatty cardboard boxes with Offkai expo written on

>PANGO MANGO
PANGO MANGO

>>82721027
Hush now don't take the bait.

>>82720990
kek

>>82721017
>fish just gave all of them the two weeks off while gen 1 is prepping
What kinda retarded faggotry is that? That's not how streaming works.

>>82720669
The maid cafe had keyrings and badges of the chibi art they used to promote the phase Collab, plus some standees of them at the phase booth

>PANKO MANKO
PANKO MANKO

>>82720942
What!? Ridiculous!
Next you’re going to tell me all the anime girls i’ve been watching are actually real women using models.

>>82720872
WAO

>>82720872

>>82721072
it's just classic mandated breaks you get in jobs, fish just wants an all hands on deck for the big invaders reveal

>>82718247
Let me see
>She lives with her parents
>Traditional
>Family vacations are normal in the med
Yeah she is traveling with pippa to [$UNKNOWN] as we speak, this stream is prerecorded

Low effort bait

>>82720872
waow

>>82721176
Don't you mean low effort clips

*distant sirens from the border unit"

This thread will have lots of setups when the breaks start for real.I'm crafting some, but they are still rough drafts.

>>82718247
panko said she's just going to sleep and go see friends, she doesn't have anything special planned for her break and doesn't even think she'll take more than a week off

Lumi's eating on stream...

PANKO IS WORKING ON SOMETHING VERY VERY COOL BUT SHE REFUSES TO SAY WHAT IT IS

>>82721286
It's our child

>>82721286
>Something "mine"
It's an original song.

>>82721261
Cool, thanks for not being a faggot about it

>>82721286
official cover of Mad Hatter
screencap this

>>82721276
Normal healthy relationship with food.
Please why do all the vtubers I watch have eating disorders make it stoooooop please eat food

>>82721318
about our child

If any of you are still around the NEC go to the lindnt store if you get a chance, they have a pick'n mix with loads of flavours and it's pretty affordable. Great if you need some gifts

>>82721276
Good good.

>>82721148
Mint for sure My dream will become reality

>>82720242
Marijuana

>>82721304
>>82721366
I made these posts.

>>82720872
i wish muyu would experiment with me