/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wrath

cat

Consider.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

i have been thinking about raping pippa for a while

>>82695562

wrath

>>82695631
Where's the fish

>>82695562

>>82695656

>>82695562

Clara is losing her fucking mind at all these men.
I need a Tenma watchalong of this movie now.
https://files.catbox.moe/tstxjp.mp4

>>82695600

>>82695683
He didn't throw one.

>>82695744
giwtwm

https://jiggie.fun/rDJnWM

>>82695562

>>82695815
This jig is murdering my brain, too many colors are similar to each other and bleed together

>Clara reads the "Do you want to be a stripper chat"
>She laughs nervously

It's over

I'm... Breaking up with my oshi.... Does that make me parasocial?

>>82695895
But she doesn't even have a pole yet

>>82695763
The whiplash between Clara's disgust and Tenma's horny would have been kino.

>>82695895
She's talked in the past about wanting to pole dance in 3D. Don't be surprised if she actually ends up doing that.

t. berylchad

>leave for a week
>come back
>pippa says she can't stream
She is powered by my shitposts specifically.

awa

>>82695952
I can never watch to the end of that soundpost, the way she says "that makes me sad" makes me genuinely feel bad

>>82695952
She has my dick

>>82696073
Will she also do strip dancing

>>82696073
I heard pole dancing is a good exercise, how true that is though, I do not know

>>82695972
They should both have heart monitors and be watching it together.

>>82696186
Send her an aka and find out

>>82696218
Yeah, that's why she was interested in it

NiNi /pcg/ hopefully the threads are better at some point in our lives

>>82695562

>>82696251
How do we not have beaver chuubas?

>>82696218
You gotta be crazy strong to do some of that shit, especially in your core muscles

>>82696251
bobr kurwa

>>82696082
She is on her way to Japan with some other talents anon

>>82696251
me thinks dis panko weird

>>82696315
Sleep well lil pon

>>82696322
Smoosh buttered bread in this dummy's face. Built for bullying.

>>82696334
we do

I'm no longer horny

>>82696438

>>82696458
That's good to know, gooning is bad

t.Pippa

>>82696218
It's basically calisthenics, which can be a pretty intense workout but there's a limit to how strong you can get with just your body weight

We're only 20 min in and Clara has already lost her mind

>>82696315
sleep well, lil pon

Is there anywhere that I can watch this movie for free?

>Runie
>Hina
>Clara

India's favorite vtubers

>>82696543
You can sculpt a really nice body from calisthenics though

>>82696646
Good morning sir

Phaser for this feel?

>dozing off
>Clara's screams keep waking me up

>>82696667
I didn't say you can't make a great body with it, was just commenting on strength

>>82696635
I was about to ask "does your family have a Netflix account to snag from" but it's not on there

>>82696719
Pippa

>>82696438
This must be Pipkun's oshi.

>>82696708
DO NOT REDEEM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HELLO?
HELLO?

>>82696635
https://movies2watch.tv/movie/watch-magic-mike-hd-17524

Clara pls

>>82696719
Bitch is so nasty. You just know her womb is a pus filled rotten hole

>wake up
>check archive
>Airi was streaming
Like wtf, fuck this pajeet site. It was not listed on my side.

>>82696719
Didn't know Asmongold transitioned.

Ok it's confirmed, Clara has never been to a bachelorette party.

>>82696635
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>>82696315
Goodnight Airihead

>>82696835
T-thank you, a-anon
>oh god what am I doing right now this is worse than the programmer socks psyop isnt it

>>82696719
>hehe I want a cute neet japanese gf
this is what you will get

People always ask where are the Phase onaholes but I want to know where are the on-model artificial tits

>>82696996
It's a movie about a guy who becomes a male stripper because he needs the money, what did you expect?

>>82696931
What kind of "man" let's his woman attend such a thing?

Remember when Clara was Japanese and played boomer games? Those were good times.

>>82697053
What do you think happens for the guy at the bachelor party?

>>82696218
There are academies for pole dancing; it's exercise not much different from taekwondo or salsa. It's a hobby, helps you do something physical, and even helps you meet people, and make friends. It's not just "dirty dancing" if that's what you're thinking.

Tenma GTF IN THERE

>>82697029
You think this how Michiru lives?

This is what I wanted

>>82696835
Arigatou

>>82697091
beer + go-karts

>>82697038
Oh, I knew what to expect. I just realized I chose to watch this so I could enhance my oshi's entertainment factor.

>>82697144
I think Michiru actually is fairly clean. She doesn't "do" much but she went out with her friends from college last week so she's not a complete shutin

>>82696719

>>82697159
>Watching a male stripper movie with your oshi
Phase fans aren't even trying to fight the allegations anymore.

>>82697091
Not a christcuck

>>82696835
This is to-the-second perfect with what her timecode is. Thanks, Anon!

i can't believe i am watching this shit for a second time

>>82697314
It's not a christian thing, it's more an anglosphere thing. And the answer is "don't be surprised if there's a stripper"

>>82697282
she lusted over me, more than what anyone else can claim

>>82697341
>second time

>>82697358
Why are anglos like this then?

>>82697029
NOOOOOOOO I WANT MY VIDEO GAME PLAYING NEET

>>82697282
Tenma refuses to engage in yuribaiting, she is painfully hetero.

>>82697427
yeah.....

>>82696719
I prefer my nigga Haritsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz6-tJDMFI4

>>82697456
The whole point of a bachelor party is that it's your last day/night as a "free" man before you're chained down by marriage, so let's engage in all the debauchery you can't get away with starting tomorrow.

>>82697469

It's not that gay in context.

>>82697469
My dream girl

>>82697091
That’s not as common as you think since a lot of guys don’t want to cheat and weddings are mainly for the girl to flex, not guys

>>82697540
But why? You shouldn't have been engaging in that anyway. The whole idea sounds like Jewish bullshit.

>sister wants to talk about "this box" part 2: electric boogaloo

>>82697754
It is jewish bullshit

>>82697720
It used to be way more common than it is now because while people got divorced less back in the day, they cheated WAY more as a result.

>>82697754
This may be shocking to you anon, but most people have never cared that much about morality beyond how it will make them look to others if they're seen as acting immoral.

I get the impression that clara doesn't like dudes

>>82697937
She does, she just has a wierd pathological dislike of male nipples

>>82697882
I'm autistic so it's hard to comprehend

>>82697544
that's some long grippers

>>82697937
She loves them too much. It short-circuits her brain. Its like a bratty tsundere

>>82697956
That and male joints apparently.

>>82697882
>it used to be common (unfalsifiable)
>which is why all guys do it (knowingly false)
>which is why all girls gotta do it, you know, for revenge (for something that didn’t happen)
You just argued you’re a whore

>>82697882
>most people have never cared that much about morality
Yeah, the world before the 1960s? Made up. Never happened. People were always morally void degenerates.

I swear every time I end up getting some hope for zoomers some actual brain damaged ape like you comes along and ruins it

What's the story in this movie again? The male stripper thing is a cover for crime?

>>82698094
There is plot in these kind of movie? I thought it was pure fan service for middle age women

>>82698067
>Yeah, the world before the 1960s? Made up. Never happened. People were always morally void degenerates.
People still cheated on their spouses back then.
People still drank themselves into a stupor on a tuesday morning to make their PTSD from fighting in the Great War go away and then went home to beat their wives (it's kinda why the push for prohibition happened)
People still did things like do drugs and sleep with prostitutes and all those things we act is different now.

Humans haven't really changed all that much in the last 10,000 years. Societies and morals change but people are ultimately people, and people are flawed.

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>>82698290
No shit you fucking retard but the vast majority of the western world was Christian and most certainly cared about morals.
>Not everyone though!!!!!
Congrats on your sub 80 IQ. Now disconnect your internet service, you don't deserve it.

AI slop

>>82697754
It was actually pushed by the entertainment industry in Las Vegas

>>82698403
At your service

>>82698371
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What is clara watching

>>82698396
christianity has been nothing but a blight on european cultures and societies tho. We were all better off before that desert religion came.

Aw man, I missed out on the eggposting last thread.

>>82698497
Showgirls

>>82697967
Then let me explain this to you. Most of what people do (especially in politics) is pageantry. It's a complex dance coated in ritualistic nonsense meant to appeal to whatever wavelength that society operates on. All social interaction is based on knowing what you're supposed to do in the dance.

>>82698396
>and most certainly cared about morals.
Yes, and most morals are more...flexible and situational than they appear on the surface.

>>82698497
Magic Mike

>>82698396
There’s bad Christians out there too, anon.

>>82698371
MORE EMBEDS

>>82698573
I wish autists were in charge so that everything made sense.

>>82698512

>>82698653
He literally said so himself.

How would you feel if you didnt have breakfast tomorrow?

Olivia Munn was hot pre-Bog

>joking

>>82698629
>>82698548
Based

>picks up a hamplanet
>breaks his back
kek

I want a gf bros

>>82698777
>trips checked

From earlier (had it saved in my Win+V):

Auto-generated experiment • Quality may vary
Viewers are reacting to a scene in the movie they are watching, Clara's reaction to something unexpected. They are discussing the implications of what she sees and how it may affect the rest of the movie.

>>82698773
I wouldn't say hot but she wasn't UNattractive

Another anon give this a shot:
Original:
>https://files.catbox.moe/p0qhqh.jpg
Coloring:
>https://files.catbox.moe/ewmtmu.png
>https://files.catbox.moe/qp2648.png

So where are the wizards in this "Magic" Mike movie?

>>82698923
Oh shit its a realization of a concept I had a few months ago! Please do picrel next if you care to. Might make a cool progression.

VeXPo today

>>82698872
Well don’t pick femanon, she’s already openly planning to cheat on you

It was really cute how sad Yuu got talking to Mujina and Anayama

Nini /pcg/.

>>82699016
In the audience watching

>>82699053
Sleep well Pankophile

>>82697754
>>82697967
>I don't get it, must be the jews!

>>82699044
huh? context?

I want to give lumi an awkard bear hug and tell her everything is going to be okay

And this is a....comedy?

>6yrs
>13k
GRIM

>>82699238
Sekiro

>>82699200
A cute narrative is not a good argument and people not agreeing with it doesn’t mean they “don’t understand.” Talking this way is extremely arrogant and narcissistic.

>this is clara's 40k celebration
>she's just shy of 50k

>>82699416
We need to continue the male stripper arc, The Full Monty for 50k!

>>82699396
ok faggot lol

>>82699396
>doesn’t mean they “don’t understand.”
I mean he straight up said he doesn't get it because of autism.

>>82699277
no

>>82699607
I was going by the wiki description

>>82699378
damn she really liked that merchant

>>82699416
She will be the one who strips for 50k

>>82699625
seems like a pretty fucked up classification given this appears to literally be a corruption arc

>>82699540
He didn’t say he didn’t understand the story, just that he had no way of knowing if it was true

>>82699746
No he was saying he didn't understand why people would do things in seeming contradiction with what they say, that's clear from how he responded to my clarification to it.

I would just throw this drug dealing kid under the bus. Hate this movie plot rubbish.

>>82699815
Low IQ moment

what are we mad at today, /pcg/?

>>82698371
>unembed
>not [unembed][embed] alternating

>>82699485
The Full Monty is actually a straight up comedy though, yes it's about stripping but it's 5 unattractive middle aged british guys.

>>82699861
Jacob Frank!

>>82699861
I have to SLEEP instead of playing Factorio, can you believe it? The human body is cringe. Please take care of yourselves anons, sleep is very good for you, don’t be an insomniac like me

>>82699861
I said I thought the idea of bachelor(ette) parties didn't make any sense, it seems contradictory to the expectations of long time partners about to be married and this launched some kind of debate about how prevalent adultery was prior to modern times and some anons are also arguing why my autistic ass doesn't understand why people do it.

>>82696155
>She has my dick
AND MY ASS

Rie cute

>>82699861
35 degrees celsius heat next week, fuck this gay earth and the haarp project

>>82699981
post factory jelly, no not your tits but your factory

Rie scute (she is a turtle)

I miss you Pippa

>>82700149
move to Norway

>>82700129
Skibidi
XQC
I got banned for erp

>>82699861
no jelly schedule

>>82700384
jedule

Punching Rie so hard she becomes less retarded

>Clara: based live audio knower

>>82700283
We're full fuck off

>>82700003
no I was jumping on you for saying it was Jewish bullshit

>>82700149
>celsius
Move to Canada.

Do you think she appreciates our love more now

>>82700574
Well aren’t you just an empath

>>82700574
Other anons said it was the Jews that made it up. I believe them because it's the most recent piece of information I got on the topic.

>>82699020
Run this through the ol' AI and ask for realism.

This kino is almost over. Does it really end like this?

>>82699240
Most unexpected cute and kinda wholesome post

>>82700485
Damn thats pretty hard.

mmmffmgfgffmmfffff

>>82700618
See this is what Pippa needs

>>82700819
The other hand goes up the pooper, you just cant see it.

>>82700819

Hime vs Dizzy in a who’s-the-hotter-beaten-wife contest

>>82700618
She's of two or three minds on the subject.

>>82696322
I want to tank rush her in RA2, if you know what I mean

skibidi
xqc
I got banned for ERP

>>82700485
>>82700780
You two have been punched so hard you actually believe this crap?
You need correctional amputation

>>82700946
I hope she knows we care

>>82700149
>only 95F
wuss

>>82700930
You need correctional amputations

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>>82701082
She gets soppy about it sometimes, doesn't she?
Alos menhera possessive.

>>82699053
Late goodnight Pankophile

>>82701124
It really depends on where you live, up here where I live in leafland 40C is pretty fucking hot, while -20C in the winter is the norm.

Whenever a male came on the stage at VeXPo, you could hear the women in the audience screaming for them.

>>82701177
amputee fetishism is gay and retarded, you have to be mentally ill to jerk off to this shit

>>82701050
You sound like you need some correctional impregnation

>>82701124
If it's 95 outside, it's about ten more degrees inside without proper air conditioning.
I wish I had camping gear so I could just sleep outside

>>82701124
ok satan

>>82701280
Sorry anon but my butt is infertile, as are all men's

>>82701291
Buddy get some fans if you can’t afford an AC at the VERY least, you could get heatstroke if you’re not careful.

I want to prod my oshi until she lets me fuck her with no protection telling her I'll be careful, then after I cum deep inside her I watch her freak the fuck out because she's not ready to be a mother

>>82701434

My butt rot is stinking up the room. Phasers for this feel?

>>82700149
>fuck this gay earth and the haarp project

>Initially HAARP was jointly funded by the U.S. Air Force, the U.S. Navy, the University of Alaska Fairbanks, and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA).[1] It was designed and built by BAE Advanced Technologies. Its original purpose was to analyze the ionosphere and investigate the potential for developing ionospheric enhancement technology for radio communications and surveillance

>>82701665
Why did you use a pick from the star wars mmo?

>>82701342
I hate a fan on, trying to get some circulation in here. Luckily only around 80+ in here and night time will cool it down. But yeah, can't spend the day time here

>>82700149
What is bro yapping about

>>82701769
>hate
Have
Maybe I do have heat stroke.

>>82701260
Theres a nugget of truth in that statement

nini /pcg/
dropping my AC to 68 tonight in memory of all the fallen europeans

>>82701769
Fans cool people, not rooms. So it's more of a temporary solution compared to AC

i have it nice inside, just forced to go outside because of work in the heat legit is scary.

>>82702100

>>82702156
Goodnight Capipi and goodnight /pcg/

>>82702156
nighty night capi
>>82702249
nighty night hostage

>>82702156
Yeesh, even on the hottest days I dont go below 70

>27 livers
>0 live

>>82702288
VODs
Thousands of them.

>>82702288
Close your eyes and make a Wemi bounce around in your mind

I love Airi
That is all

>>82702461
You just love her saggy milkers

>>82702573
>saggy

>>82702282
Oyasumi

>>82702573
But I don't like Airi for her looks, that's just a bonus. It's more that I actually relate to her when she's yapping about her job bullshit, it doesn't sound like a zoomer who has no experience with the real world. The older I've gotten the more I've come to appreciate girls like Airi.

>>82702432
can I make her bounce on my cock

>>82696842
The way Airi's eyes widen when she reads those words in the game is priceless

I've done it
I have ascended

>jp doesn't go to con
>still doesn't stream

>>82702862
how about you descend on my cock?

>>82698923
>>82699020
H-hot?

>>82702889
no thanks faggot

Don't open

>>82702912
fucking another man isn't gay getting fucked by another man is

>>82699020
>>82700668
Post if you do.

>>82702918
God I hope they died

>>82702100
Kek

>>82701177
Dizzy would want this done to her.

>>82702866
they all streamed yesterday and clara today?

[Vexpo News]

Remember to come by 'Spoons at 12 for the Phase fan meetup.
It's your chance to try and flirt with the FPI gril, maybe even get stabbed in the process.

>>82701177
We need this but with adult Dizzy.

>>82697234
>friends from college
what?? when did she say this?

>>82702725
No you pedo

>>82702862
good job, take some pills next

>>82703112
>girl

Do you forgive her?

>>82703205
The day she went out?

>>82703105
Dizzy wanted this for a model. She probably hasn't felt bad enough to wish this on herself, in a long time, if ever.

>>82703298
No, she needs to do a naked dogeza live on stream.

>>82703298
I'm gonna have to plap her pretty hard, then I will.

>>82703298
Only if she marries me.

>>82703298
She hasn't done anything, anon.

>>82703356

>>82703431
That would be unforgivable

>>82703298
Why are we mad at Dizzy this time?

>>82703298
for what?

>>82703298
where my rose at Dizzy you stupid hoe

>>82700819
>>82700917
That’s my hand, i shoved the other one up her ass to my elbow.

>>82703298
Maybe.
https://files.catbox.moe/7cyneb.jpg

>>82703112
I was sitting near her at the concert, she's definitely a woman,she's just like 40+, plus her husband was around that age

>>82703298
Ditzy Bakano

>>82703205
>>82703356
If it's this tweet https://x.com/shisuimichiru/status/1819461985488326750 同期 means her genmates, not classmates

Hey Pico bro
I bought a standee like you asked.

A group of two views are having breakfast at my hotel...I was in the lift with some of them, later Virgins

>>82703784
Based

>>82703874
You're too ornery and bitter.

>>82703874
Damn Lisaposter didn’t think you would lose your riding the elevator with girls card just like that.

>>82703874
They were from my room

z

>>82703784
>pico con exclusive
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's sad fishman didn't come, I wanted to see how sort he is in person

>>82703874
tell them to visit /pcg/ we need more grooming target

>>82703874
Is that the part of the doujin where you all get stuck in the elevator together and have a huge orgy?
Did one of them atleast get stuck in the door in a compromising position?

>>82704040
But he's here? you didn't bring your microscope

>>82704081
No, I didn't even speak to them...I was nervous

>>82704066
the jerry paw curls
>the 2views shitpost /here/
>gets picked up by the actual talents
>they get groomed by Lumi, Pippa, Eimi and Ember into permanent collab partners

>>82704040
As fast as he stepped off the plane he got eaten by feral britbong starknights unfortunately.

>>82703734
>>82703761
would

>>82704112
Aww man, the doujins lied to me.

>>82703737
You act like marriage matters in the UK also this is cheat connect general too.

>>82704200
My hotwife lumi can have all the fun at cons she likes

>>82703734
Is that how a Dizzy is created?

>>82703784
nice purse homo

>>82703761
why is she upset?

>>82704262
Fuck off, I'm not doing this again.

>>82704272
sakana still haven't gotten that purse she wanted

>>82704272
I told her to dress like this and then just left

>>82704200
Don't encourage the hotwife posters

>>82704281
again? lol

>>82704281
are you single? please be single

>>82704190
dozo
https://files.catbox.moe/bv2wfz.jpg
>>82704250
idunnolol

so do people actually wear backpacks to con's or just hold stuff in shopping bags?

>>82704369
I usually take my purse

>>82704369
backpack

>>82704369
backpack

The auction for the pippa socks is currently at £130

>>82704489
used socks?

>>82704489
I'd pay that much if she's worn them for a day or two

>>82704499
yeah
used by sakana as a coom sock

>>82704326
I was trying to get juice to run on my laptop because I didn't have space and I posted a picture of it and got like 50 replies accusing me of a woman because of my wallet

the Pippa mousepad doesn't look that good now that I've seen it in person

>>82704559
It didn't look good when it was released either, everyone made fun of it.

>>82698718

>>82704369
Depends on the event.

>>82704272
Anon just wants Dizzy, not the girl behind the model.

>>82703734
Pretty
>>82704250
That's just like the garage of her oceanic layer

>>82704369
I carry a bag for life in my pocket, especially good because if they a searching bags I can just walk past

>>82704654
I may like the model, but I do want the woman behind more.

>>82704689
how do you fit things in there without damaging it?

>>82704272
Anon refused to cum inside.

>>82704742
Lmao simp.
She’s an ebeggar whore.

>>82704745
They are a decent size.
I also don't buy prints or stuff normally.
I also do shopping runs at specific times then, go straight back to my room to drop it off since I don't like carrying stuff around

>>82703784
>>82704262
Don't go walking with that purse in Portugal.

>>82704871
Morning Pippa.

Vexpo should have been a 1 day con with longer hours. There really isn't enough here for it to be a 2 day thing

God next week is gonna be fucking rough

>>82704930
I would cream dizzy

>>82704654
I feel the same for every girl, they're all disgusting behind the screen from what they've admitted. They probably have made and spread super giga spore between themselves that would kill anyone who isn't already immunized

>>82704930
I would consider dizzy

Goodnight /pcg/

>>82703947
z z, z z

>>82705133
El Nini.

>>82704966
How so?

>>82705133
cya

>>82705133
Nini Michiposter

Hope i can finally meet you at the vexpo PC meetup femanon

>>82705133
gn michiposter

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>>82704654
Is Dizzy the weird unaccomplished homely chick Shiina and Lumi hang out with to make themselves feel better?

>>82705238
The only femanon around today is a fat pippa cosplayer

I am probably gone on vacation for around 2 weeks
dont post too much without me bros

>>82705238
Why are you mentally stunted?
Just show up.

>>82705279
nah dizzy looks fucking hot

What stream has the loudest "AI" that Pico has done?

>>82705310
Anon...

>>82705293
I will be posting more than usual

>>82705283
The holo cosplayers are not around anymore?

>>82705401
dickhead

Morning faggots.

I am completely serious when I say this, I could fix her
I would keep her like a pet or a child, I would clean the house and keep it clean, pay all the bills, cook meals tailored to her tastes and nutritional requirements, give her a NEET allowance to fulfil whatever random NEET hobbies she has, bathe her when required, take her to the doctor and dental appointments that she is no doubt in need of, I'll even hold her hand through them if need be
The only requirement is that she has to carry two of my children and I will take care of her for the rest of her life. Sure, I could easily get a normal girl to fall in love with me and do that but I want a useless NEET who I can care for and fix

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>>82705203
No Pippa for me cause of my schedule, her skipping the last two days this week really sucks too

>>82705310
Reading comp reps seething femanon?

>>82704966
No pippa means the normal flood of comments about pippa's stream will turn into a flood of hateful spiteful comments

>>82705662
You know she's streaming next week right? lol

>>82705425
Doesn't look like it

>>82705651
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>>82705651
Gluten free

>>82705810
S O Y

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