/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Buy EN2

wah!

no wah..

I fucking hate all of you

mikofag will scream

wahoot!

How much rrat should I buy before selling?

THIS THREAD

>>8266221
How much do you have right now?

I COME FROM THE FUTURE, LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW... YOUTUBE API WILL BOG FOR THE EN2 DEBUT CAUSING A MASSIVE MARKET CRASH, BILLIONS WERE LOST, MILLIONS COMMITED SUICIDE, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH RESOURCES LEFT TO SUSTAIN EVERYONE WHICH ENDS UP LEADING TO WORLD WAR 3. LISTEN, THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THIS IS TO SELL ALL YOUR EN2 COINS BEFORE DEBUT, THE FATE OF THE WORLD LIES IN YOUR HANDS.

>>8266221
0. rat is dead coin abandon all ship, owl will be the biggest coin buy her

ONE
JOB
>>5655564

en2 is now doomed

>>8266355

>already in thread
>tries to GET
>Towa is a whore

>>8266665
GOD DAMN IT >>8266666

>>8266665

I'm here to say towa is a whore good day

>>8265613
Today is the day, we will know if this shit is fun or not, I will sell every coin if I don't like the girl's debut

>>8266834
I'm full on hopium right now

/fit/ reps, do em. idc what you do, just do something, or dont, ya boi fit anon is still focused on not dying, gomen

>>8266665
>>8266709
>[Deleted]

>>8266834
The worst of it all is that they're probably not gonna fill the dead hours. God, i hope at least two of them are from EU, I'm fucking tired of watching watame and ina

>>8267237
I'm on an overdose already.

>>8267287
fit anon ganbare. we shall see you tomorrow

>>8267287
whatup you gonna get huricaned or did you catch plague?

>>8267374
Buying more Sana because of this.

those 350 Nene? Best Investment of my fucking life.

>3,004.82
just woke up too.

>fatefag vtuber
I love Haachama's sister. LIZ LOVE

I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna make it to the top!

you guys...
shit should've not ignored the divvies alarm and bought some more $HOOT

Consider selling Risu.

>>8244167
as the maker of that soundpost and fellow haglover I'm inclined to tell you the song is mostly polish

>>8266016
>>8266096
>>8266171
>>8266355

>>8268367
mind sharing the song name, friend?

i gotta shit bros

>>8268445
That's one of the soundposts that actually has the song's name in the "Details" you can see if you right click it in the soundpost playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUazqJyAmas
Alan Aztec - Party in Palace (feat. ZOOMER)

WHY THE FUCK DID SUISEI GO DOWN MY WIFE I TRUSTED YOU

>nothing went red today
what the hell am I supposed to spend my dividends on

>>8268526
Because you know that crazy enough isn't going to raise those stonks up

>>8268569
more en2

>They selling EN2 again

>they sold EN2 at 13k to buy now at 16k
yup, i'm gonna say retarded

>>8268516
that's because I use youtube-dlg like the tard I am but that's a neat side effect

>>8268778
>t. yfp

>30 transactions per second

>>8268778
>sell 100 EN2 at 13k
>get 1,300,000$
>assume the usual 25% return on divvies
>get 325,000$ back
>buy 100 EN2 at 16k
>Made a 25,000$ profit
Who's laughing now

Why is everyone buying Mumei over the other EN2? I am poorfag that doesn't understand.

Why are you buying Ina? Why are you buying Kiara? Why are you buying holo at 16k? Wtf do you all know that i don't?!

>>8268778
depends on which ones

>>8268912
hope is one hell of a drug brother

>>8268887
me at you for not owning 500 of each EN2

>>8268937
last time I checked it's Saturday. ponder what that means for holocoin.

>he sold Suisei
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>8268912
horny motherfuckers buying just for this picture

yesterday/today

>>8268997
do you think holo will get over 2 million views again?!... please

>>8269019
I will now buy owl girl

>>8269019
i thought that was risu

>>8268937
Hello poorfag. How does it feel to be poor?

>>8268912
Outside of design, Owl and Rat are the safest bets for making money, Rat has her debut at 19:00 and the full gen collab at 21:00 (nasfaq time) so she'll get full data for adjustment and moon the hardest, owl starts at 17:30 so she'll also get almost full data for her adjustment, the others range from 13:00 to 16:00 so their numbers might get fucked and thus are not as safe as those two

>>8268937
>Why are you buying Kiara?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV3MPp6xBIA

>>8269070
i'm the one who should be asking you that, post wallet

>>8269045
just like they do every week? Nah. couldn't be, right? right?

>>8268937
>Ina
She dipped
>Kiara
She dipped
>holo
always goes up on weekends

>>8268937
EN supremacy anon, accept your fate

>>8269256
i didn't know i shared the thread with retards

>>8269185
>40M liquid after divvies
>poor
you can find that wallet yourself, that's like 15 possible accounts to check

>>8269316
i don't care about people with lower network than mine

>>8269306
that means you're a tourist then. The thread being complete retards is a well-known and long established fact.

>>8268778
You made me do the math of what i sold and what i bought back compared to the divvies i made from selling.
I gained about 6% compared to simply holding.(in hindsight it was a bit of a waste of time since it's only about 600k difference..)

>>8269290
buy that ina coin at 20% return poorfag

>why are people buying the coins that have good dividends

>>8269393
>Ina
>Good dividends
ogey

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1429073301108793346

>>8269393
>ina
>good divs
hang yourself

>>8269431
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED

>>8269431
actually insane wtf

FUCK FUCK FUCK SELL SELL SELL
ITS FUCKING OVER
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1429073301108793346
>>8268774
>>8268774
>>8268778
>>8268778
>>8268778
>>8268778

>>8269306
>he isnt retarded
lmao get a load of this non-retard

>>8269431
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>8269431
What the fuck

>>8269431
????????

>>8269383
>Buying ina for divvies
Pandering to the divvieniggers was a mistake, honkhate.

>>8269570
>buying ina at all
roru roru rumao

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA buy ropecoin

Keep buying EN2

debut delay wtf

>>8269431
>he bought
cancel eet

>>8269629
Thank you for the encouraging words Mr Koro.

>>8269503
fuck fuck fuck what do I do

IMAGINE actually fucking buying EN2, getting ZERO DIVS, and then they cancel their debuts and you get FUCKED.
Probably 0 divs this Friday too, or if they debut they'll debut on like Wednesday/Thursday so they won't have time to stream and we'll get absolutely dogshit dividends.

DEBUT POSTPONED SELL SELL SELL

>>8269707
Keep calm and buy more Ina.

no thoughts

>>8269431

what does he know?

>>8267175
keep buying

Man Cover actually unironically fucking bogged us, this is fucked. If they don't reschedule the debut for literally tomorrow it's fucking over for anyone who bought EN2. This is an actual completely unpredictable bear flag, EN2 looked like such a safe investment with an upfront risk (no divs this week) and now it could end up being a MASSIVE fucking mistake.
>no divs this week
>no divs next week
>you lose two weeks worth of divs if you hold
>you've already lost one week's divs and gotten fucked on being able to sell

I very much doubt they would debut them on the week, so expect it to be next Saturday. Start selling those EN2 coins.

>>8269801
there's a storm approaching on the east coast. Maybe she's from that region

>>8269431
>>8269503
>More time to buy more coins
RUMAO ON ALL THIS POORFAGS

nasfaq en2 economical depression arc.

>>8269919

>>8269431
LMAO

>>8269930
excuse me anon, I need that image for when anon starts dick posting.

this is fun reading rrats in real time
>>8269919 , this is the most plausible though

>>8269896
I might unironically sell everything, they probably are going to straight up fuck us this week. Really fucking frustrating though because I literally sacrificed this week's dividends on the understanding it would be paid back next week and now Cover is actually skullfucking me for having faith in them as a company.

I got called an idiot for starting the mass selling of EN2 but turns out I wasn't going far enough.. I should have sold every coins i had.

>>8269185
Now post your

>they're still buying

営
業
中

>honk fucking killed the manager to remove money from the nasfaq economy

>>8269431
>>8269503
JP account says it's due to system error. Hmm?

>>8270084
>pomunigger
Kill yourself

officially financially ruined AHHHHHHHHHHH by cover.

>>8270120
forgot link
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1429073300525772810

One of the talents didn't manage to flee kabul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1rFvr6VAnE

buy buy buy

>>8270217
Sana...

>>8270163
You first, after you have posted your wallet

>>8270259
Blue Ame...

>>8269431
YFP DON'T LOOK

>>8270084
amount and MPP, here you go.

>>8269431
MY WATAMAGE WORKED

honk, please give us a chair since we already have the rope... thanks.

Why are idiots still buying EN2? Sell, they're literally not debuting/streaming. SELL.

HOLD the Gen2 coins dumbasses... it's not going to stop going up

>>8269431
It was the haaton-5 that did this

>>8270703
I'm selling all of mine and you should be too.

>>8270703
Aren't they just going to bog all week long without any numbers

>>8270684
Literally dumb advice

>>8269801
He's just pointing out that before the tweet, Fauna was the only one that didn't have a stream scheduled. It's reasonable to think something may have happened to her computer.

>>8270703
Thank you for holding my bags

>>8270781
Alright enjoy no dividends this week too, retard.

EVEN CYPHER IS SELLING EN2, HE'S THE BEST PLAYER, DON'T BE A FUCKING RETARD AND SELL TOO

HONK I NEED MORE ROPE HERE

>my EN buy didn't got through
Holy shit I can't believe zhonkbot saved me

HOLD THOSE BAGS FOR ME POORFAGS
>sold at the top again
OHH SEX

I'm dumping half of my EN2, fuck this

>>8270783
either that or Youtube locked her account, if it was their hardware they'd know how long it takes to fix it.

>>8270860
>best

>>8270703
I'm selling down to 140 or 130, no debut on saturday means no juicy divvies so fuck that excess

I'm selling until it reaches my MPP (mean purchase price)

>>8270684
>>8270703
I could've swore I had more of these

I will never fucking buy another debut again, Cover is literally the least competent company in existence. I wish Nijisanji would have done EN first and just stamped HoloEN out of fucking existence before it could even take off.

I am unbelievably pissed off

>>8271117
if you bought in early that should be around 7k so you're probably selling all huh

>>8271223
>I will never fucking buy another debut again, Cover is literally the least competent company in existence.
This isn't the real stock market, you can't buy non-Cover debuts here.

I think everyone's forgetting honk. honk planned this.

>>8271333
i blame the haatons, those fuckers have been real quiet about the debut

>>8271059
This anon is right, even if they debut this week still, the divs won't be high enough to hold until saturday. Sell all EN2 to around 144 and you'll be fine.

>>8271315
Yeah, and? I won't buy any new fucking IPOs because Cover is too fucking stupid to run an actual company. I could do a better fucking job of managing Hololive out of my fucking basement than Tanigo can with millions of dollars and a full team of employees.

>>8271504
Are you sure it's actually Cover's fault this time though?

>>8271504
it's the hurricane's fault you dumbass

>>8271545
It was Nijisanji creating a hurricane to murder the Hololive talents to prevent Pomu from being outclassed once again.

meltdown is fair enough but remember about your stocks game
>kanatan at 33k viewers

>>8271586
That's speculation. It's actually a Hitomi Chris style yab behind the scenes.

>>8271947

>>8271947
That's also a speculative rrat there.

Oh no, they found out Mumei was posting here, she's been fired...

I told those bags are going to be real heavy.

>>8267809

>>8270860
>cypher
>best
he just got lucky unironically

>>8268829

>>8271586
>>8271595
>hurricane
Confirmed spic.

https://twitter.com/tsukumosana/status/1429080647641952262
>Le EN curse
Slang for "didn't test shit"

>>8272697
what did you expect from women?

>>8272742
A dinner.

>>8270781
How high do you think EN 2 will adjust to? You Know IrYs was 7k and was one of the biggest debuts ever? They would have to triple that performance, since they're also not paying divs for 2 weeks straight.

>>8272775
IRyS wasn't bought this high up either. Remember, we're setting "the baseline" price on them.

>>8271947
>>8272086

Hitomi Chris has been selling the shit out of overpriced EN2

OH NONONO HONK WILL FORGET AND MAKE IT SO THE COINS ADJUST TOMORROW

>>8273006
God i wish!
Imagine EN2 falling to the ground before their debut and owning literal thousands of them before the big debut buff.

>>8273006

>>8273006
I'll just buy more

>>8273006
>0 views
>hiatuscoin
you know exactly what'll happen

>>8273233
Its one day post divs. If they crash top 20 will just hold and buy more.

Hi-
Don't worry about the adjustments.
We made sure EN gen 2 wouldn't receive adjustments until they had at least one video published.
They'll still receive dividends next week.

>>8273496
Now post it in red

>>8273496
>They'll still receive dividends next week
If they don't debut this week, do you plan to add a pity factor to their dividends so we don't get completely fucked?

>>8273496
>They'll still receive dividends next week
>0 views and no initial subs

OWLBROS I NEED MORE HOPIUM PLEASE

>>8273853

>>8273496
Is the dividend that they'll receive in line with whatever magic formula you are using, or are you just slapping a fixed amount per coin for the time being? Also can I get more rope

>>8273994
You can't get rope if your portfolio isn't bogged yet.

>>8273873
you came to the wrong thread for hopium all we have is ROPE but here's the soundpost you crave

>>8273824
Devchama here, they won't be lower than Civia or Ayamy if that's what you worry about.
To be fully honest, I personally don't really know how the dividends calculation works.
honk made it and never explained it to anyone.

>>8274220
let's just say it works and it works well

>>8274220
>it was magic after all

>>8274220
it's magic!

>>8273496
Are you assuming they will debut before divvies drop?

>>8274623
that's your call to make.
anything he'd answer here would make him liable for faggots pissing and shitting themselves because they YOLO'd into the coins.
Time to play the game, your turn.

I am the 1. rate my retardation, she's not my oshi.

>>8273496
>>8274220
Devchama (Real) here, thanks for doing our job for us, even if the info is slightly off. In any case AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COVER YOU SMALL INDIE COMPANY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

Susan, is this some kind of fucking joke to you?
https://holo.poi.cat/vtuber/calliope

>>8275196
this shitfest is the most fun on nasfaqg I had in weeks, the aggie will be glorious

>>8275268
aggie's cancelled bro

>>8275317
...huh?

The aggie is still planned to start between 9 and 9:45 PDT

>>8275429

>>8275429
>>8275502
>they missed the memo

>mfw sold the top

>>8275594
We're gonna watch the EN2 debuts whether they happen or not

>>8275658
a certain group of fans already has experience with that shit

where's all the champagne? didn't we have a ton of hoshiyomi here? 37% divvies this week!

roblox aggie?

Looking at Suisei's and Towa's prices, I'm starting to consider rebranding myself as KanaTowa Inc. instead...

>>8275196
while we're here, look at these numbers and tell me who had better divvies this week, Ollie or Coco?
The answer might surprise you.

>>8276018
Ollie, it's still fucking Ollie. Coco earning an extra half a shekel when she cost nearly twice as much on average the entire fucking week doesn't make her a better divcoin, you idiot. We're not picking up your bags.

>>8275822
All banned after the genital purge incident.
What did Suisei do to deserve such a bunch of creeps?

>>8276119
I'm wondering why she doesn't go the way of the Haato and DECREASE in divvies instead of fucking going UP

>>8276270
Did Coco's divvies actually go up? I thought they'd been going down. They were good when she was $4000.

>>8276270
honk loves loud and obnoxious girls.
It's the reason why he loves Haato and Ollie.
It's the reason why he is going to love the /here/ girl from EN2

>>8276017
I'm gonna rebrand you as my bitch if you even consider buying Towa.

>>8276929
Um... about that one, chief...

>>8277198
Also, I think the site is trying to tell me something...

>>8276377
here's last week to compare, up $300

>my net worth is going down
Why, pls explain

>>8277434
If you own EN2 you better be selling

>>8277511
I am, I looked at activity, all coins that are getting sold I'm either selling or don't own, is it just because of EN2 coins?

>>8277355
Huh.

>>8277657
so my theory of divvies being affected by player input might hold true after all. it can't be pure subcount because ollie did better in all of those, then again wouldn't make sense for soda. ah, whatever, less thinking more buying Aqua

>>8277198
Get over here you little bitch

WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING

>>8277985
>88

>>8277943
Somehow, I'm not sure I want to...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnLWMgEOGbw

>>8278161
who?

>>8277985
She went up like 50% today why wouldn't you sell?

>>8278185
Better Kanata. She's cute, full of SOUL and can actually sing.
Also she's not going deaf.

>>8278226
yes, and I am, but who are the 5 madlads BUYING MIO AT 10K

>>8278274
>better Kanata
your kind is not welcome here.

>>8278346
I'm leading you to water. I can't force you to drink.

>>8278141
Who said you've got a choice? Now get you ass over here

>>8278382
You're trying to lead us to dogshit and tell us to eat it. Of course we're not gonna eat the fucking dogshit.

>>8278161
>Kurumi Ponchio
I love Chima

>>8278405
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why are people buying EN2

>>8278453

>>8278527
the "MPP doesn't matter" crew is buying the dip before the announcement which might not come this week

>>8278545
Still will hold those Towa, tho.

>>8278600

>>8278651
And I will definitely buy more!

OK, here's my rrat: in the game called NASFAQ, there was an inflation problem for quite a while now. Dividends that are paid every week basically just print money out of nowhere for all players. Honk said that he wanted to roll out some fixes for this problem after the EN2 debut (as to not to fuck people who bought EN2 coins). A few hours before the debut literally everyone was running autotraders to buy as much EN2 coins as possible, so obviously honk realized that if he won't roll out the fix now, dividends after the debut will print so much more money than usual, making the situation much worse. So what he did is that called Cover to postpone the stream to the next week so he could roll out the fix now and won't fuck up EN2 buyers because they have a whole week to sell their EN2 coins now.

>>8278779
Fine, i am gonna buy Kanata instead them. How do you like them apples?

>>8278924
I like apples.

And I like (You)

I am gonna rape the Kanata poster

>>8279061

>>8278924
you're a bit late to that party

>>8279061
I don't think so.

>>8279061
You can try

>>8279123
>>8279160
It wasn't a request. It will happen.

>>8279104
>MPP

>>8279209
You can tell us how that will happen at the station.

Rushia will dip below 5k... This week for sure...

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1429116309460029450
Time to start buying again

>>8279380
>very soon
Next sunday I bet. Have fun with your 0 divies bags.

>>8279380
>very soon
I'm not falling for it, they either get an official announcement by the end of the day or I'm not buying shit

>>8279304
Being taken to jail by Towa was my plan all along you fool.

the aggie for this weekend is up
feel free to draw any oc that is /nasfaqg/ or hololive related or hang out!
all skill levels welcome
https://aggie.io/1so701zb17
I woke up early just for this...

>>8279464
>he doesn't know

I missed adjustments AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8280548
SELL MIO NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BEFORE SHE NOTICES

>>8278141
>>8277943
Now kiss

>>8279623
Oh excuse me. 100$ divies for those 30k subs with no views.

I don't think I'm feeling Sana with this debut. Gonna sell.

>>8281164
The investigator anon was a fujoshi all along?

>>8281229
This, she doesn't actually sound black, Twitter will cancel her soon, sell.

>>8281365
I'm not a fujo, last time I tried to make anons kiss each other they did

>enters thread
>overslept by 4 hours, oh well, at least I've been buying en2 the entire time
>wait cover did what
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8281768

how low is gen2 dip going

>>8282811
8k

>>8282811
8k

>>8282811
8k

>>8282811
Everyone is liquidating so expect the price to be halved

A little early, but this feels appropriate for next OP

>>8282916
nasfaq should be red, very red

>>8282811
ʞ8
>>8283000
pǝǝןq ʇı ǝʞɐɯ 'ɥʇnɹʇ ɟo sdıɹʇ

Sana totally isn't for me. Now to nap for 2 hours for the Time

>>8283048
Should we tell him?

>>8283081
Should we tell you?

>>8283048

>>8283000
you mean green from all this liquid from selling EN2 for double the MPP

I missed 15 cycles to watch Space Jam 2, it sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCqND2bjtGk
she's grown on me.

>get horny
>dick buy a bunch of coins with no regard to price/performance

>>8284467
based

>>8284467
I did this with Mio yesterday.
I should listen to my dick more often.

>>8284467
>$4823.87
my dick was right too

I got my first 1m payout in divs. What do I send it on?

>>8285300
Your oshi. Do you even love her?

>>8285338
Yes, I've already been buying, but what if I buy something else too?

>>8285365
When in doubt, buy what everyone else is buying.

>>8285418
Civia it is

>>8285418
civia mooning?

>>8281164

Why are people buying everything.

>>8285819
Why you no buy everything eh ?
Are you poor ? do you haven't money ?
BUY ALL YOU CAN IDIOT !!

>>8285819
Look at Omar's tweets

>>8286141
omar who?

>>8286246
Omar Upolka L0L

>>8286246
omar ma

>>8286246
yes omar who

why are you buying AZKI, Shion and Coco?

>>8286658
divvies -> oshicoiners

>>8286756
Who oshicoins AZKI

>>8286780
Yabee-san...

>>8286756
How are Shion and Azki divviecoins

>>8286780
you ignorant fool

>>8286979
who?

>>8286926
you good bro?
DIVVIES got paid out so
OSHICOINERS now buy their oshi, it's not hard

>>8287008

>>8287031
oh it was an arrow

>>8287031
are you working on an OP

>>8288562
Anon posted one here >>8282916

>>8288562
>>8288697
yea just use that I guess

>>8286780
me right now I just bought like 30 and I'll stack another 15 just because of this post

>>8285418
>The ten minute delay means the whales will take hours to dump their GEN 2 bags
>Small brokers can react quickly to news and they are able to sell at the top
>mfw the biggest wealth transfer in NASFAQ history

>>8290572
>thursday comes
>poorfags inflate my networth for 48 hours

>enters thread
>mpp is a meme do not use it as base for your trades
>spreadsheet are useless and will only rot your brain into thinking numbers mean anything
>doesn't masturbate
>exits thread

>>8291180
IMMERSION RUINED

>>8291259
>actually enters thread
>doesn't try for a GET
>Towa is still a whore
>buys Sankisei
>ignores MPP
>exits thread

>>8291259
what does a new ip look like?

>>8266275

>>8291428
>Towa is still a whore
Skilfully phrased!

>>8266275
>>8291541

>>8291515
Like that, yellow underline. Might be a 4chanx thing.

Page 10 Alert

>>8291679
huh, TIL, must be turned off by default

>>8291679
it didn't get the 62nd for me but the counter still says 62

>>8291807
It might be. It's here, picrel. Doesn't work right if the thread goes to sleep, it's not magic. If the IP count goes up when something new is posted, it adds the number. Two posts back to back between refreshes can and will confuse it.
>>8291886
Last sentence above lol.

NEW THREAD
>>8292033
>>8292033
>>8292033

Ohhhh Professor Tupac! Please don't fail me onegai! Calculus muzukashiii I'll do anything "anything" /anything/ anything

>>8293174
I was a notoriously harsh grader. And thankfully, nobody ever tried that, and it wouldn't have worked. BEGONE B&THOT.

>>8293272
step on my dick sensei

>>8293476

>>8293538
yes...

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