/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>82515569
i know it's not better than the duck

shontoes

>>82515736
you don't know that. maybe it even had a duck in it.

shonsocks

>>82515821
it wasn't that duck though

My homework got ruined because of the chat, unironically. Homework is a gacha on whatever is happening on stream right as she gets to your submission.

>>82516066
just have an interesting picture

>complains about protein bars being expensive
>entire family subsists off frozen food because "cooking is too hard if you have 7 people"

>>82515929 (me)
oh wait it was a chicken
am i the retard?

>>82516121
It was interesting.

.

>>82516167
prove it

>>82516167
what was it

>>82516182
move on, divorcees aren't welcome in the husband thread.

Or the husband watchalong. Piss off.

>>82516256
i'm not divorced though, and if i was i would simply ignore those rules because i'm above them

>>82516215
>>82516230
I'm not doing your Derek work for you.

>>82516443
(it wasn't interesting)

>>82516481
It got plenty of likes.

>>82516559
i mean it wasn't interesting to her
know your wife

Good Eveneing Shondopolis
https://pastebin.com/WDwBNvLb
https://pastebin.com/YKBM8PEY
https://pastebin.com/CaSA57AC
vroom vroom

>>82516715
cute doggie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>82516640
yeah he should have taken a photo of a random cat or tree it would have been 100x more interesting to her child brain than anything else

oh hell yeah

>>82516787
describe your image if it's so interesting

>>82516855
im not him idiot, i didnt even do the homework its pathetic to go outside just because the shutin anime png told you to

is this the first time she used cat ears before the cunny memes?

>>82516820
klub playlist

Threads are eaten up quick today

>>82516958
(shutin)

no shondo stop don't show them this process only takes like 10 minutes this is supposed to be what keeps you busy for hours offstream

>>82516377
I legitimately can't wait for her to deny your unban request so you finally fuck off.

>>82517369
i'm not fucking off after that though, besides i'll be unbanned anyway, some time in forever at the least

god i love her so much

Party time is it?

>>82517446
Of course not. You care about yourself then actually changing your behavior or respecting her.

I MISSED THIS I MISSED THIS I MISSED THIS I MISSED THIS COMFY IS BACK ON THE MENU

>>82517568
wrong an all accounts

>>82517619
>an
okay nevermind you win anon i'm sewer sliding

>Even people in their 30s would be in their 80s
How long does she think people live? Avg expectancy is like 79.

>>82516855
I took a photo of a bunch of different things.

>>82517568
why would you respect a schizo bitch? she would think you're retarded if you respected her

>>82518052
shondo shut up

>>82518052
You should at least pretend to unlike T

>>82518142
you shouldn't go full shadowpapa but you shouldn't be a yesman either

she doesnt trust or respect husbands because she doesn't want to be with any of you in real life

hey shogga who keeps posting the cool forest elder art, I hope you heard that :)

>>82518273
In T's case, he's acting like the schizo that won't leave her family alone.

its fine i taught her how to do it. heres a picture of her using it to call me

>>82518787
That's a photo of FE

>>82518665
kek

>>82518823
no its a picture of my wife calling me to hear my voice using a rotary phone (even a child can use one)

>>82518665
Why would forest elder have a (you) sillies

>>82518683
that's the point of the ban, it's clearly cnc

stop feeding her liberal bullshit in the chat, there were interracial couples across america for decades before the civil rights era

love her

Cattullus is back no way i cant wait for more autismo kino

She keeps reading and replying to my messages I love this woman!

>>82519716
fucking your slaves doesn't count

>>82521034
>slaves in 1950

mr cooper is her ideal man, physically

>>82519716
get your political cringe back to /pol/ flawedintellect

>>82521262
you know she just accepts whatever retards say, so don't tell her shit that isn't true

>>82521151
"nanny" or "the help" or whatever you want to call it

Describe your last attempt to groom her

she laughed at my jokes

>>82521534
I said "hi"

>>82521534
i called her an autistic bitch

>>82521603
But you're banned and divorced now. Hmmmm

I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE

>>82521827
she's just being bratty, it's apart of the game

>>82521534
i gave her money

when she slips it in the wrong hole 'accidentally'

>>82521827
she has plausible deniability now

>>82521534
art

>>82521534
I traced her legs and lied about it on 4chan

lmao did orange just spoil the movie on purpose

>>82519716
you're right people acting like it's 1910s

cinema
>>82525231
stop posting about yourself

>>82525231
society

>>82525231
The first out of the closet black shogger

they didn't shoot him because he was black but because they thought he was a zombie, people bringing cringe politics whenever they can

>>82525479
lmao, reps

>>82525231
why are you black

>>82525231
Kek

>>82525531
it does work as a commentary on the era, but it was 'coincidental'. ben wasn't written to be white or black specifically, but i find it difficult to imagine that romero cast him by pure chance and didn't think it would be a good idea to put a black man in the leading role.

>>82525549
I said out of the closet. Owlbyte has never said whether he was black, he’s just shown his hands

>>82525531
ben being shot for being black would've been funnier

Lol, multiple people say it but it takes a favorite to make her read it. Seethe, third rates.

damn FE is based, keeping the wogs in their place

>>82526217
ok glueeater no need to suck yourself off

GES 3 incoming after i watch harakiri
gonna try out that plex whatch together thing

>>82526349
it wasnt even him the other guy was spamming it

Shes read so many of my messages this stream bros I think i made it

>>82526612
You'll be done for when she rotates to other shoggers. Enjoy your time in the limelight.

>>82526612
That's nice. Try to remember the good times when you go through a dry spell.

end the stream already

>people calling the child actor a loli
Erm

FE is the only "good" person in her life that isn't also basically a retard like her mother so she glamorizes the things she remembers

>>82526698
I love these yap moments though.

Niggers lol

>i'm not talking about you guys
syadouClueless

>haters live chat
But we're the same group, Shondo.

she's talking about /here/ again

She wasn't talking about here schizos

>>82527184
take your meds

>>82525231
i will refrain from using this newfound knowledge

the haters /here/ are like a handful of guys and the occasional menhera shogga

I'm not a hater though Smile

if she isnt talking about the thread can i get an invite to the anti live chat (husband discord server)

we need an official otis emote, he gets to be in the BRB screen so he needs an actual emote

it's about time

>this ending

>adds more xdd
>plans to reject T's ban appeal live on stream
Oh, how poetically fitting.

>>82527793
i wouldn't even be mad

>>82527865
how did you submit your ban appeal t?

>>82527906
there's a button over your chatbox

>>82528088
oh that? mods already rejected mine long ago pretty swiftly before i made all the alts

MASHALLAH it keeps getting better he has provided

good one dewd

GES Ep3
Evening ‘Dopolis
https://voca.ro/1dnzZdGQIgg2
4:41-6:15 is where i have a scenerio my sister got herself into and if it qualifies as cucking/being cucked

>>82528571
*asking about the correct terminology if it applies

Erm mafia vindicated

>I like the Erm cat
vindication

Hi thread reading shondo!

>>82528571
gary...move the fuck on....

RainTime

I enjoyed the streams today

That's rough, tough even.

>>82528571
why do you sound 13 years old?

>>82528855
tuff, you could even say..

>>82528571
fuck off already

>>82528893
You might just say that.

>>82528571
Dude this was funny at first but it’s gotten old. Just stop it’s embarrassing and pathetic

>>82528571
Gary, how tall are you?

>>82517860
And thats an avg, theres a high chance you just drop dead one day once you get into your 60s

>>82528892
its how i sound. i checked an old vid i was in to see if peoples claims on me sounding 15 was true and i guess it sort of is

She's not going to be able to ignore questions of who played for her last night if we all ask together
I wanna know who the "other adult" really is

ok i dont think she hates me anymore

>>82528812
Same. We got so much Shondo today I love it.

>>82528571
Gary, you should try being a lolituber too

adios for now

>>82529237
maybe but that gae

>>82529225
Nah I dont trust her anymore

>>82529373
be nise

>>82529085
5’7 or 5’8
average height nothing special

>>82529538
average is 5'10

i told you it was the toilet emote

>>82529538
i'm sorry but you need to be taller to be shondo's husband

>>82529629
Her partner manager said it wasnt just. shes the victim of secret anti loli TOS

Gary you sound like chris chan

>>82529690
or anyone's. women despise you if youre not the 80th% of height, and are extremely likely to initiate divorce if dissatisfied

such a shit thread.

>>82529720
If thats the case if he can get the limb extension surgery he's in

>>82529771
once youre on the left hand of the bell curve? it's over

good night everyone hvae a good night

>>82529931
>AI generated cuck art
goodnight somnium otisBedge

>>82529931
Creepy

>>82529931
shoggas watching shondo play elden ring today

so... was the watchalong good? it's impossible to get any sense of what's going on from these threads anymore because you're literally just like bots posting about the same shit over and over regardless of what she's even doing

>>82530559
no

>>82530559
it was mid, very uninteresting movie and commentary

>>82528571
Shut up Gary

>>82530559
watch streams

>>82530559
it was the usual shit

you didnt even do any homework fuck off trying to micromanage, somnium

>>82529720
Holy shit I was unironically thinking the same thing. This clip in '>>82528571 heavily reminded me of Chris-chan's old videos where he schizo babbled about the Commodore universe and him being a god kek

>>82530794
did she call the lead sexy then

>>82530559
I thought it was a fun time and with the lower viewer numbers she could keep up with the chat better.

>>82530937
yeah

>>82529931
There is something very off putting about this "art". It looks almost as if she is scared or in distress. Its kinda gross.

>>82531209
brothaz we are so in

>>82531209
lmao and cucks just happynodded and nadenaded? guess thats where we at

>>82531475
I'm literally ben but white

>>82531475
she's always tried to make husbands jealous it's her favorite thing to do

im harry (old, losing to the norwood reaper, actually right)

>>82531511
I'm literally ben but I would have been friendly to the hillbilly ghoul squad and would have gone out drinking with them instead of creeping around in the house and got myself killed like an idiot.

>>82531596 (me)
*hillbilly ghoul hunting squad
also I'm white

>>82530937
D's posts worked.

>>82530827
he couldn't pay another husband to do his homework for him? I guess he's lower class now

>>82530559
I liked it. The ending got silly.

>>82531851
All hail King D

>>82530559
it was time spent with my cute wife watching a very culturally important film (which is actually a decent film in general) so yes
watch streams

>>82532304
Dont encourage them, as much as I love shondo I really like the stream not having 3000 people spamming emojis.

>>82532373
too late for that. shadowchama at times is just as fast as regular stream chat

>>82532426
I really really really wish she would turn on slow mode to people dont ctrl+c and ctrl+v stupid shit. It would also help her keep up with chat more since everyones not getting buried.

>>82532584
I hope new and improved (tm) Shondo goes back to activating slow mode. I didn't understand her reasoning for backing out of doing it the last time.

listening to gary makes me reconsider all of my choices up to this point

>>82532584
sometimes I just don't say longer things I've typed out because I was too slow and the chat has moved on and it feels awkward. spamming emotes and one word responses is the only thing that feels appropriate for the size of the chat most times.

>>82531581
I think she just doesn't care what we think

>>82533118
otherwise she would give up after seeing we just happynod

>>82528571
gary are you even 18

>>82533217
I never even thought a u18 would need shondo. Imagine the damage she could do to an actual kid

>>82533103
Long messages are an interaction lifehack

shondo won't do any damage to the children we have together

>>82533118
if she didn't care she wouldn't bitch about slightly negative feedback

>>82530559
Kino

>>82533894
Being passive aggressive shitters doesnt equate to slightly negative feedback

>>82533894
she can't stop being a woman, anon

>>82533980
Yeah reality is that she WANTS to not care what we think but it bothers her because she foresees loss of money and approval

I love her! I wrote quite a big number of things today, and she laughed at them sometimes, even in the alt stream!
It's nothing new, but it's still nice to have happen!

goodnight shoggas

>>82534094
like all women she wants unconditional attention and money

bruh im 22

>>82534094
>>82534229
I'm always reminded that a large majority of you have never talked to women.

>younger than her
ngmi

>>82534377
What if I'm smaller than her?

>>82534448
then you best be dwarfmaxxing

smaller and younger? time to steal her spot, anon.

>>82534543
or get a voicechanger and be her newest friend

>>82534543
I'm not the 22yo anon and I will never pass lmao

im not U-18

I prefer U-511

>>82534365
yeah bro women dont value money and approval most

>>82534365
do you agree with >>82533118

>>82530930
people keep saying this and it bothers me. is it an attempt to get on nerves by comparing to this weirdo or is it like true

i'm not sure if it's schizophrenia but people with that mental illness have the same speech and writing patterns

>>82535129
>people keep saying this and it bothers me
why are you acting like a lolcow?

i literally dont have schizophrenia or schizo-active shenanigans wrong with me

>>82535411
he means autism

>>82535129
No you genuinely sound like him. Your actions and schizo ramblings dont help your case.

>>82535520
it's probably autism and something else. People with autism ramble about their special interest but it's just info dumps not leaps in logic and delusions

>>82515702
Gross person, gross fanbase

>>82535613
info dumps stink and i try to minimize it whenever i do. i dont like autists that drone on about mcu or some tv show or anime
telling me how overpowered a main character is ugh im sick of it

that's nice

>>82535640
This is accurate and what keeps me here. You should be thankful.

I want shondo to take an info dump on my chest

i want shondo to rub my back (with her hands)

>>82536476
She did that to me already last week.

yeah but do it again

>>82534229
>>82535105
>>>/r9k/

her fingies hurted from it plz give it time

>>82536569
>um sweaty thats not very heckin girlboss feminist of you
>>>/hm/

>>82536569
>STOP. IGNORING. GIRLS. IT. HURTS. THEM. AND. THEY. ARE. NOT. ATTRACTED. TO. IT
?

what the f this cwc dude had sex with his mom?? what the actual f

>>82536569
going down the femcel rabbit hole makes me think shondo might be a femcel but they also hate loli so I'm not sure

>>82528571
I actually like your voice, dont stop. Please keep posting these every week.

>>82528892
either a girl or prepubescent boy

>>82539199
i literally dont sound feminine enough to the point people need to consider that. i dont know any girl that sounds like me.
>>82538706 gae

I hate the fact that I have to interact with 13 year olds like gary because children can use the internet

>>82539463
why are you interacting with 13 year olds?

because gary won't fuck off and there's no real way to keep retarded children off the internet

>watching part of the elden ring vod
>when ranni shows up in intro a bunch of non-subs start typing wife
lmao wonder if she got triggered fucking retards

>>82539763
Why would she care about a bunch of category squatters

ranni is a superior wife

she has four arms
enough said

>shondo: "*blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah*.... looking ass"

Goodnight shondopolia

Did you guys delete yur homework afterwards or are you keeping it up?

>>82542129
deleting things is gay and cowardly

I love her

i love her

Weird energy in the air today. I feel like something bad is going to happen.

>>82543281
leave her alone you bloody bastard

does the use the blond model she has on her BRB screen for when she does non loli streams or something? i see that one has bigger breasts

>>82543313
i wonder

>>82543313
fuck off newfag

its cool how shondo talks so slow that even at 4x speed while catching up on the vod I can understand her

I sent a funny message today, she only read part of the first word and then laughed softly
Have I won yet

>>82528571
I agree with >>82538706 shoggers are boring and at least this is new.

As a reminder, i will not be watching today due to the filian collab. Ill be back for movie night.

>>82539763
She doesnt really care that much about the wife shit

>>82545863
silly wife

>>82545869
If she can say it about hina so can we for other game characters

>>82543313
Thats her mom
Shes a giraffe woman
She represents her family as forest creatures

>>82545923
Especially if it's our characters' literal wife

>>82545957
Giraffes live in savannahs. Dumb wife.

>>82545863
Erm ?

>>82531221
that was the intention, her sitting on (you)'s lap during movie time reminds me of my abusive father.

>>82547495
>me
shondo go back to bed

>>82547217
That’s disrespectful to me and my friends

Ew

What is new in the discord since yesterday?

I think I can finally let go

>>82547495
hot

>>82549380
that's nice
see you tomorrow

I love her very very much

shes taking sunday off right?

>>82551309
she's planning to play Elden Ring on Sunday and Monday.

>>82550451
I miss possesive posts like these
They were such a treat
Also 362 likes in 11hours is crazy that happens in minutes now

She doesn't need your parasocial incel attention anymore, groomer.

>>82551949
She groomed me
I was an innocent internet boy and she made me dependant of her love.
I love it

i can't wait to talk to my beloved wife after she unbans me today : )

>>82552034
syadouClueless

>>82552034
SyadouClueless
SyadouPogger i hope so too actually

What'd you think of the end segment of the chama hangout T? Seems like something up your valley

>Didnt lust over the beastmen in ER
>Lusted over the normal ass black man in the movie
not my wife

>>82553323
kino

>>82553414
She is shonquered by bbc

>>82553414
you mean she lusted over the superior beastman: Ben

>>82553515
>racism
My benlusted wife hates this

>>82553414
>Lusted over the normal ass black man in the movie
Meds?

>>82553435
What'd you think of every moment she was being silly and affectionate that you weren't even on her mind for a second? And when she said "i love you guys so much" to us last night that you weren't included in that?

Good morning shondopolis

>>82553879
Good morning

>>82553850
good one

That wasn't a joke but we know you haven't clued in that you are one.

>>82553879
good morning faggot

>>82554174
did you mean aren't?

>>82554342
Good one xD

>>82554428
no i seriously don't understand what you mean

Stop larping as T. You are making him sound more retarded and pathetic.

q_q listen i'm sorry ok i can understand it in one way but i don't think that's how you meant it

>>82554661
oh nevermind, i get it now, good one

https://x.com/plamo_K20/status/1821932597175578641
so this is the bbc poster

Her whole foot in my mouth

>>82554713
Erm

>>82554907
why are you so hateful?

Hi thread reading shondo!

>grr i hate filian we cant let her interrupt our fun time together for 5 minutes
>whoa, nina is doing a concert? yass queen please interrupt our fun time together for an hour or more !!!!! waow!!!!

>hehe let me ruin stream to get an offline chat interaction
Fucking kill yourself neosky

>>82556020
multiple people pointed it out. also elden shart sucks so any time spent not playing the game is good time

>>82556051
I said kill yourself not respond to me faggot

pls stop complaining about everything my wife does

>>82555989
the difference being liked vs not beig liked makes

that sound? the moan from my finger entering the shunny

>>82554713
lmfao

The time has come and so have I

Uh oh I forgot we're starting early I'm just getting done with snacks

>>82555989
please say this in discord or chat so i can make fun of you

if there's no old model this stream i'm divorcing

>>82556300 (me)
Uuuuuu I wasn't there for 100 of the stream uuuuuuu she'll think I hate her now

Did she say anything in offline? Can someone post what if so?

>>82556448
ok i lied but still

>>82555989
Wait where did she say this? I don’t see anything about it on discord

>>82556607
offline chat just before starting the stream

>>82556804
Thanks, aaaah

crazy how abcs get auto reads, he's really her biggest favorite

not here btw

>>82555989
One is during a watchalong that people tend to take off work for and view as an actual date, one is one of probably 30 or so elden ring streams. Plus nobody likes filian

>>82557051
what of that was here schizo?

>>82557066
how dare you *flips* *flashes stream* *headset crashes on floor* *model collapses*

>>82557066
I don't like filian streams generally but her last collab with shondo was pretty fun.

>>82557022
hes going to win

>>82557153
She was a rude bitch

i love my uneducated wife who gets everything wrong with such confidence

at times like this its better to just nod along

>>82557657
everyone should watch oli to learn how to disassociate during times like this, though its easier when oli talks to disassociate because its about makeup, and her friends therapy and how you should horde gold and not trust the banks

When she gets like this I cant even chat, shes so fucking retarded just gotta grit my teeth and wait until its over

>>82557798
when olivia does this she is actually funny and its just a bit, when shondo does this stuff she just says things that are factually wrong and everyone happynods

>>82557827
About it sucking to be stuck in space?

>>82557850
Almost everything shes said this entire stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U-7L1tmBAo
>Mr Beast sends you to space

>>82557888
Hey anon wanna go to space

I'm having fun listening to her yapping her mind out

Shondo:
>uuuuuu I can't sleep away from home I was crying in a chair overnight
Also Shondo:
>yeah I could go into space for a million dollars for a year

this also means for 1 mil she would stay with you for a year

Doctor waawee has highlighted every message he’s sent

>>82558059
say it in chat

They would never let her in space. It would kill her.

>>82558097
I hate this fag so much

real husbands are saving for the 100,000,000 redeem

>>82558188
honestly same

>>82554713
hmmmmm

I hope no regular shows up to the filian stream

>dawn is 80 years old
he won

so she's never replying to art again huh

>>82558639
First went the png tree and then went retweets and replies
If you didnt get in last year its over for you if youre a beginner artist

its so over for you tuffy

>10 new mods
Scared

hope you're listening T :)

i was warned once with a few kicks and bans with no explanation for anything other than the first one

>typically

HAHAHAHHA
Time to move on little man

okay tell them why they were banned

so our local banned guys, were you warned? did you get a message that explaned why you were banned? apparently thats how it works

Oh dear

Owari da.

HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKED T

not here btw

>>82558809
nope, i got one warning in text for the first time and that's it

>a very active regular
>always run past me
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Get fucked you retard

tuffsisters lost

the iron fist is real

free my guy tuff already shondo

groomers suspiciously silent

>>82558809
nope i got zero warninfs

free my nigga tuffy till it's backwards

>sometimes people hurt me without realizing it, now we kick their asses
shouldn't the first step be explaining that they hurt her,if they didnt even realize?

Did she consider to actually pay them though?

>>82558968
She said you are warned first, I assume thats what she means. You get told what you did wrong with a warning/timeout and then perma afterwards if you continue to do it

>>82558900
>iron fist
>still let people shit on her, her friends and the community to the point of making you cry on stream
>no one gets punished for it
>planning an unban stream to unban a dmnigger that sexually harassed her on dms
LMAO

uh oh worthless banned faggots about to have a melty stinky

>>82559160
pure iron is a pretty soft metal, she needs some carbon in it

So why did she unban Somnium so fast if she knew about his ban and was interacting with his art?

>>82559229
blackmail

>>82559229
wasnt his ban for just a week from the start

>>82559229
Real answer: He served his time and was still contributing to the community also the groomer gang played their hand too hard and she wanted to show them she cant be manipulated
Realer answer: Money

>>82559229
She's doing the thing of think she knows everything that happens and that mods will always tell her everything, even though she said that she doesn't keep up with mod chat before.

>>82558972
based on how she talks about it now and previously, i don't even think she even considers that as an option.

>>82559288
She said anyone above a 2 month regular that gets banned has to be run by her first

>>82559160
>still let people shit on her, her friends and the community to the point of making you cry on stream
this didn't happen it was just a few people posting a cat emote, and she said anyone doing it again would get banned
>planning an unban stream to unban a dmnigger that sexually harassed her on dms
that never happened either

>>82559331
Yes and inconsistent with what she said before. She always does things like this.

Shes a child

>>82559359
>this didn't happen it was just a few people posting a cat emote
Retro was shitting on every single vtuber/creator he didn't like that she interacted with, on her own replies with the person still quoted. She still excused this awful behavior and said that she wasn't calling anyone out.

>>82559424
my child wife

>>82559229
He was a high paypig
Bitch