/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thinking about Lia's brown butthole

thinking about Lias pink butthole

I, anon, a devout and loyal Lia Liker, formally declare Lia to be a god of the Roman pantheon.
As an official member of the Lia senate, I bestow upon her the titles of Bacchi Filia (Daughter of Bacchus), god of wine, festivity, and ritual madness.
I secondly give her the title of Insanis Dea (Insane Goddess), formally declaring her divinity. Thus the Cult of Lia is established and verified by the senate.
Therefore, the practice of ritual libations will be offered to Lia by her priesthood in the coming days.
Dea Lia precamur incredibili festivitate, convivio et amore. Tuis perpetuis in omnibus studiis tuis precamur successibus ac petimus, ut nobis nobili et fideli corde benedicas. Ave Lia.

>>82533758
I second this motion. the power of the senate is nothing without being backed by it's sword. the Liaegion stands by your side

>>82533758
Lia is a good Catholic girl. Pic related is what she would want of your pagan practices

>>82533896
Catholicism also against homosexual and idolism

>>82533758
wow that pray is beautiful, gonna unironically do this

i want to get a white prayer candle and put a picture of lia on the side of it

>>82533758
copied the latin for tomorrows use

>>82533965
Yes

>>82534136
Okay I will set up my standees then burn a small amount of wine, light some incense, recite the prayer, and observe 1 minute of sacred silence afterward at 4pm PST/7pm EST.

>>82534292
the only thing I have left concerning the ritual is what I do with the bread after I place it on the tray. do I burn the bread, eat the bread, break the bread, or throw the bread outside to symbolize leaving it for the god?

>>82534382
Dont eat them, maybe put them outside
How can you burn bread anyway

>Why would Lia go to the UK?
Guys, nobody told the liker that Phase Connect is going to participate in VeXpo in Birmingham, UK, from tomorrow 9th to Sunday 11th.
Various members of Phase will be in panels like Hina, Saya, Tenma, Remi, Ember.
I am not saying Pippa or Lia will definitely be in the UK but there is in fact a reason they could be there.

>all this pagan faggotry

>>82534601
what have you done for your Kamioshi

>>82534382
Okay so firstly the bread was consecrated with wine, water, or prayers to the god. Secondly, the bread was burnt and the smoke was carried off to the gods. That is the way of burning it, but they also offered it to the Earth by dispersing it onto the ground. So you could either burn a small amount until it's ash, or throw it upon the ground as a sacrifice, whichever you prefer.

>>82534479
I was gonna burn it with a lighter, don't know how else I would
>>82534601
I will do whatever it takes
>>82534682
got it, I will burn a small amount and offer the rest to the ground

>>82534741
be careful to not start a fire, a small amount should be fine, just a small pinch or rip from the bread.

>>82534847
as said earlier I have a metal tray I made, no fire risk there. plus store bought bread is probably gonna have a hard time burning as in

>>82534657
>oshi
I love Lia but I would never use the word oshi to describe her because im not a weeb. I cant bring myself to do it. But ive posted a number of clips of Lia to /wsg/ to promote her and im going to make the highlight reel to promote her more. Ive even met an argentinian that is a Lia fan because ive posted Lia outside of /vt/

>>82534991
What is he even trying to say

>>82534991
I even made a new Lia clip, its Catholic and not related to the highlight reel but Im unsure if I should post it soon. I was very emotional when I made it and I shed tears because it was very sad, but I showed it to some other people and they didnt feel emotional at all. Im interested to see the reaction of people.

>>82535110
This guy >>82534657 asked what ive done for lia, so I wrote out what I have done for lia

>>82534938
The Romans would use the best grains for their sacrifices so if you could get your hands on some artisanal or high quality bread it would be best, though this is just our first attempt so using what you have on hand isn't bad. As time goes on we can accumulate better resources for our altars and better sacrificial materials to further empower Lia.
Also prayers can be an organized prayer like the Latin one I made and posted above, but personal and custom prayers were not uncommon so feel free to give thanks the Lia whenever and however you see fit throughout the process. I'm still considering if I'll do a burning or spreading, I'll probably shop around a few stores and see what I can get my hands on before 7.

>>82535194
thats both me
Why are you denying the word Oshi

God damn that gotta sting for the femanon

>>82534657
my kamioshi isn't ontopic so im not going to say

>>82535375
Why couldn't they be accepted?

>>82535392
hiiii

>>82535375
anon /asp/ are full of male 1views
>>82535409
shit POI

>>82535392
its the middle of the night, no one gaf, just space the posts out and bump the thread

>>82535409
they are femanons

>>82535273
Im not a weeb, I dont watch anime and I dont play video games. So stuff like that makes me cringe, im just here for Lia but I also watch a few other vtubers but as divorced from anime culture

>>82535500
This is like the Pippa fan who is an actual midwest redneck (doesnt exist)

>>82535409
/asp/ is a tourist thread, most posters there don't go to other threads on /vt/ let alone other boards and they rarely know about divegrass. the guy signing them up however is a /fig/ and /hfz/ regular who likely takes part in those events so i don't blame him for trying

>>82535599
Are you saying I dont exist?

>>82535375
FUCK YOU FEMANON BURN IN HELL

>>82535650
You are a trad catholic midwest father?

>>82535615
>they rarely know about divegrass
Why even exist

>>82535750
Im not a father just yet. I do want a wife and children though. Or are you asking if im that pippa fan? Because im not

>>82535789
30% containment thread, 50% schizo containment thread, 15% wvt split off, 5% help for aspiring vtubers it's also a very old thread, to the point lumi used to post there before she was lumi

>>82536607
Cool image but yippie looks weird without the lia hair

where are pagan bros

>>82536692
right here

Thursday amirite

>>82537280
based

>>82533693
>she sees your dick

Gyaru Lia stream was funny lads.

>>82538116
who tf are you

Gays out!

>>82538799
mwah~ I love you

>>82535427
>>82535467
she's not jelly and she's even in phase, the only oshi i have and ever will have made it into holo a long time ago, but i used to watch her before then, back when she was a small indie on twitch, that's when i feel like my support mattered and helped her the most. these days i just lurk, buying the occasional merch when i can. i like to think my support while she was a small indie helped her get into holo, but that's enough from me

>>82539454
you said your oshi like 12 threads ago, sapling

>>82539719
cute!

>>82539719
>german patch
why do you have scat fetish

>>82540144
colorblind

>>82540180
I am not color blind, this is just very easily confusable for german colors in that image. upon hyper close inspection I see it now

this was a joke once

>>82540891
fuck off

>>82540891
>/pcg/
>molesting your friends edition
>friends list
>useful links
how things have changed.........

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>82534523
But neither Pippa or Lia are advertised for vexpo

>>82542532
they are in NYC concert

>>82542532
Pippa will be in the UK there is no reason for her to lie that she is going to the UK.
Lia? We never know for sure because she is more tight lipped. Using context clues it is reasonable to think she will be traveling, but there are multiple destinations that she could be headed. Or she could be staying home to focus on prep.

Live, won't you?

>>82542635
but why would they fly halfway around the world to the UK for Anime NYC?

>48 VTL spots
>49 team approved
What am I missing

>>82543170
to fuck with the femanon
one team get to skip first round

>>82543170
there will be two playoff matches to decide who gets the last slot, /wvt/ or /choc/

Should have just kicked /wvt/ with /asp/

Should just kicked out /lia/ and /pyon/

>>82543383
true we dont deserve to play..

Managerposting is OUT
Travel agent posting is IN

Thank you for the past 2 days Likers

>>82544015
Cute
I hope you stay around

>>82544015
don’t be a stranger, anon!

Lia friend breakdancing starts today at the Olympics

9 out of 10 dentists agree you should listen to DROP POP CANDY 3 times a day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqYfndQe98E

God I love when Lia does RP streams. Anytime she does them she deludes herself into believing she's witty for doing things the viewer would hate, but she always ends up ticking off every fetish I love. I keep replaying the part where she fucks off on her phone to look at nails mid date, pretending you don't even exist. Fuck she makes me hard, and she even had to bring out that latex suit. That's not gyaru fashon, that's the outfit of a fucking whore. I wish Lia had a live feed of me jerking off to her as she was streaming, cause she would switch back to normal gfe out of true disgust.

>>82545794
>finename

>>82545794

>>82544582

>>82546081

>>82546044
nigga really pulled out his ultra special combo to win

>>82533758
impressive but too long.
would be fine for a ritualized ceremony but not for person prayer.

>>82546081
flagrant foul

>>82542784
females love traveling. they dont need a specific business reason to fly to London, they would just go there anyway if they had the chance.

>>82545579
Listened!

I want Lia to kiss me and vomit on my shoes every day~

>>82547777
Checked

Im awake, but at what cost?

cultistbro I'm having second thoughts, I think we're fucking around with things beyond our comprehension and I don't want to reap the potential consequences. I think conducting a shoddy ritual will just lead to us empowering some low tier demon who will proceed to fuck with us, it's really not a good idea. I'm sorry to disappoint

>>82549472
>low tier demon who will proceed to fuck with us
you mean lia?

>>82549508
Lia is an a-cup angel

>>82549472
On the other hand, you might entice an incubus to take your semen and use it to impregnate nephilim

>>82549623
>nephilim

>>82549472
Not wrong

>>82549528
Are you doubting the person who actually has to live with her?
https://youtu.be/8dAc5KpiRhY?t=2374

Does anybody have part 2 of the donothon? It was with Yuri

>>82550811
Only part 3 featuring exo was privated.

>>82550906
No all parts have been gone

>>82550906
YouTube gave her a strike for all donothon parts for some reason along with a handful of other vods.

This Olympic breaking is wild how is this a sport

There is an Olympian hag named Dr Raygun

>>82551875

>>82552025
>Logistics
>Dr.Raygun

>>82552118
George Lopez looking ass

>>82552118
>camera pans away from her message
rude

>>82552118
Lia is a better dancer than these bitches. She should try for the 2028 LA Olympics

>>82550811
Check back within a week and you shall have a gofile.

>41
real hag hours

if anybody wants to watch

https://olympicstreams.co/breaking-b-girls-round-robin-live-stream/2/

>>82552327
this is so dumb

Lil Orphan Annie

>she got beat by a 41 year old

what the fuck was that snoop dog

>Stef-ANI lost because she was just not as dope
- actual real olympic commentary in the year 2024

thread theme

https://youtu.be/ymNFyxvIdaM

[Sad News] a B Girl's shoelace has become untied. This is devastating.

>all white fits
>dope
>sheesh

all I can hear is KK Cyber doing her "SHEEEEEEESH" call

this is an 18 year old qt in China.
her names is 671. name given to her at birth.

holy shit 671 can fly she was like a helicopter

671 is murdering our girl, america bros :(

>>82552975
>cutie american girl named sunny
>chinese lab rat named subject 671

>>82553028
sunny was not impressive tbf
671 was spinning like a whirling dervish on her head

>she's been in the lab
the commentary is treacherous.

I wonder how she got her nickname?

>>82553247
>braces
cute.
would smash.

what if lia is 672

NICKA IS WEARING A DURAG

>there are 0 black women competing in the negro ballet

>WOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE

what the fuck is a "hollerback"

>>82553583
if you dont know, you cant afford it

wtf RAYGUN looks like UPS driver

>>82553644
kek

what is Raygun doing?! Seriously Lia and Rie need to try out for the 2028 games.

>Raygun got BTFO 36-0 over both rounds
>commentators are destroying her "nah Raygun you know. you know you no good"

I can save raygun

i cant believe this is a real sport

>>82553644

>>82554150
WOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE

cute chinese boy

Why do you Anti?

Anti status?

[Good News] anti lost

i'd vote if they had more tits

>>82554581
>this is a flats only competition
you just made me love this even more

>>82553714
brother, she's ready

>>82554773
kino

>>82554150

>>82554819
How did she make it this far

>>82554819
Of all the whites they send a dork

>>82554773
WOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE

Did seriously no black girls qualify?

>>82554924
little known fact: black girls can't dance. their "dancing" is Lizzo.

>>82554942
Lia is a black girl and she can dance

i am gonna walk around all weekend just randomly shouting WOOOOOWEEEEEEE

671 is up

>671 aka THE UNIVERSAL SOLDIER
Vanessa has no chance

WOOOOWEEEEE 671

Vanessa's best shot would be to do the 2020 white girl shuffle dancing from tiktok

next olympics they should have competitive Lia Liking

i cant believe i am watching

GO SUNNY GO GO

how many of you used to breakdance as a child and hit your head on furniture?

vanessa got served

India is cute as hell

>>82555348
I could never spin more than one time desu

sunny bros I think it might be over

Lia would def do better than Sunny

Sunny you brought shame to our great nation

WOOOOOOWEEEEEE

>they are sending Raygun back out there

>Raygun vs Nicka
Its gonna be murder

I wonder if Nicka has waves under that du rag or if its just for the fashion

Does Raygun fart with that ass?

i thought people said Aussies knew how to party

BURY HER, NICKA

This is like White Man Cant Jump, but if the white man couldnt jump

she is showing cute tummy

>16

watching Raygun is like watching Dizzy

Syssy bros…

that nigga really just let out a SHEEEESH like KK Cyber. I heard it.

What is this chinese version of Gangstas Paradise?

>>82556057
kek

You were my perfect friend
right there until the end

>hops like a kangaroo at the Olympics
>doesn't elaborate

[Sad News] The Anti won.....

Olympicschads, we lost Baseball, softball, and karate so that we can have breaking. Was it worth it?

>>82556661
just wait until you see Phil Wizard tomorrow.

>>82556693
theres a spellcasting competition?

>>82556661
yes

>>82556738
kek

WOOOOWEEEEE

>>82556750

Stefani looks like Flo from the insurance commercials.

I genuinely wish Lia and Rie would do a commentary watchalong of this shit.

>India vs 671

GO INDIA GO
YOU CUTE

WOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEE

India’s arms are too short when she is boxing with God

India is a teen idol sensation

>they gave Round 1 to India
GO INDIA GO

INDIA!!!!!!

671bros....

REDEEMED SIRS

I have no idea how the format of this competition works

>Sunny is back

>Raygun was the 15 seed
>INDIA was the 16 seed
>IINDIA just beat the 1 seed

Nicka, Stefani, India or 671

Final Bracket.

>>82557895
sissy?!

>>82557895
671 or Nicka takes the gold

>>82557895
>it's supposed to be proncoued "KNEE-KA"
>not "NICK-A"
sure, NBC. wigger girl with the durag totally isn't going by something so close to NIGGA.

>>82556661
get ready for rap battles in 2028.

>Dr Raygun has a 13-year old daughter
they sent a white dork mom out there to die

>>82558283
props for her doing the Kirsche sumo stomp.

the tournament starts in 1 hour 15 minutes btw

>>82558434
what tournament

>>82558449
this one >>82557895

>Raygun
very appropriate name for thread about Lia

unironically watching the olympics... not like this, likers

>>82557895
>Syssy
>India
>671
>Nicka

>>82558935
>Minto

>>82549472
awww damn it. I woke up excited to get started. isn't there anything we can do to ensure the energy goes to Lia?

India is 18, wears braces and is still in high school you sick FUCKS

>>82559388
You mean she's a hag? Her parents should arrange her marriage soon.

I miss Minto
I miss Lia

>>82559217
maybe you can send her your sexual energy by masturbating to her then posting your cum and cock in the thread

>>82560429
she gets enough sexual energy from all the horny posting, I wanted to send non sexual good energy even if we started the idea with cum

>>82560508
if horny posting in the thread sends her sexual energy then cant saying nice things about Lia in the thread send her good energy

>>82560580
I don't really know honestly. since anon doesn't want to do a ritual anymore maybe we could make a prayer/praise post at the same time every day then

>>82560661
So a ritual post?

>>82560706
fuck

got some Club crackers and Easy Cheese in a can.
Ready to watch India win the gold

>>82561219
cheese in a can is gross and icky

>>82561242
not with Club crackers it's not

>>82561219
can you link the tournament link? i don't know where to watch this stuff

>>82561305
https://olympicstreams.co/live-breaking-stream

>>82561242

>>82561409
BASED

>>82561409
of course an apple fag also likes cheese in a can

>WOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE

Sissy bringing heat

Sissy sweep

This is like And1 mixtape tour but with girls

>>82544015
amazing art! I hope you stick around or come visit sometimes!

>41 year old Ayumi vs. 16 year old India

>>82561830
for once i'm on team hag

Imagine Lia’s tongue getting stuck in India’s braces

INDIAAAAA

damn she's good

Reminder Raygun was rated higher than India entering the competition.

HAGS OUT

671 up next
This does not slip

Kate and Nicka are the last hope for us whites

that chinese girl is me when Lia Time starts

holy shit

that chink annihilated kate

Katebros...

my racism can't even stop me saying the china girl won and it wasn't even close

sweep

COME ON NICKA YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE

that is a man

that doesn't look like a girl

TERRY CREWS

>>82562731
is terry a club house friend?

8 MILE

damn she did the dog spin

>>82562771
of course he is

nicka sweep

8 Mile girl is good

671 vs Nigga will get GOAT

looks like the chinese ones try to fluster and intimidate their opponent

8 Mile has joy with her dancing

>>82563007
playing the mental game is ingrained in chinese culture

WOOOOOOOWEEEEE

Nicka with the A10s

>26-1
wowzers

>fags are watching breakdancing
You never know what this thread is gonna be doing when Lia is on an off day

>>82563158

>>82563261
isn't the swirly meant to represent the sound it makes?

>come back from commercial and cripples are dancing
wrong olympics fellas

If I take off Nicka's durag, will she die?

I dont feel good about this, Indiabros

>>82563742
she's got her work cut out for her here

WOOOOOOWEEEEE

feel like the asian girls try too hard to sync with the music and go less hard, apart from that one crazy china girl

at first I thought this was super dumb but now I'm actually invested and enjoying it, I'm so excited to see who gets the gold

India slipping

>>82563997
its so over unless she goes crazy

dman India gonna need something huge here

GO INDIA GO

>stream fucking dies as India goes hard

INDIA?!

INDIA NOOOOOO

damn

Imagine how smelly India’s safety shorts are tho

>>82564173
they don't need safety shorts they got baggy ass trousers bro

commentary saying it is rigged

anyone have another site? this one keeps buffering for me. I didn't get to see Indias last round at all >>82561405

I had to change feeds because of the buffering

https://olympicstreams.co/b-girls-gold-medal-battle-live-stream/2/

>>82564258
its buffering for me too
>>82564269
thank you

>1 seed vs 2 seed
This is the defacto championship round

>>82564269
arigato senpai

HOLY SHIT

671 going plus 2 gegen immediately

GOOOO NICKA

671 is straight up rude but she's got the skills to back it up

IF I HEAR WOOOOWEEEEEE ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA LOSE IT

>>82564420
the other stream has commentators that are not obnoxious

>>82550906
Part 1 was copyright cucked instantly at the time; part 5 was Lietnam, of course. The other 3 parts remained there until the February 2024 purge.

>>82564446
I like the male commentators hype, using their audio and only swapping when it buffers

LETS GO 8 MILE

Too close to call

CAM ON NIKKA

I wonder if 671 can do kung fu as well

Isn't Lia a dancer?
She should've gone to the Olympics

>>82564538
of course she can

671 shook

baker?

8 MILE MY BELOVED

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

8 MILE!!!!

LETS GO NICKA

>>82550811
https://gofile.io/d/h4qjyR

so 671 gets a silver medal?

>>82564775
No, now she fights India for Bronze.
Nicka vs. Japanese girl for Gold.

>>82564805
then who gets silver? or is it only bronze and gold?

>>82564836
the loser of Nicka vs. Japanese girl gets silver

>>82564849
I see, thank you anon

I have a bake

I miss Raygun ngl

>>82565050
I don't, shes a jabroni

https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1821988696645890100

671 is a whiner
Trying to point out errors like a loser

>>82565103

Nicka has a cute voice

uncle vlad accent

671 with her booboo face I hope India burries her

>double WOOOOWEEEEEE

All I can see now is 671 being a fussy baby appealing to the judges

671 is so toxic

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEE

>>82565448
oh my goodness gracious, another 100 billion to Ukraine

India giving her that jive right back

Rigged

Indiabros...

Rigged

>>82565448
KWAB

671 was better

>>82565589
India is 10x cuter tho

I missed that flip. That was good i will give it to her. India cute tho

671 talks shit, but she has the skill to back it up

I just hope Nicka has something left in the tank

What the fuck are you watching

>he fucked up the music
KWAB

>>82565784
https://olympicstreams.co/b-girls-gold-medal-battle-live-stream/2/

break dancing

new
>>82565853
>>82565853

>>82563540
It would be extremely painful

last for WOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE

WOOOOOOOWEEEEE