/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

deerpits

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>82420951
:3

>>82421044
>Me when deerpits

Consider.

Let her in

>>82421047

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

I love Shiina!

Stream Break Into My Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPq7SVgoM30

I love Runie
She a cutie

JERRY
OOK

>>82421106
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH!!! And into my house you cutie~ ;D

/pcg/ ROSTER POLL PART 1

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd6h92lsvPE3diuIiDkr-4m58Q2xYFuaA6TdzNKJ8Yb2wprUA/viewform?usp=sf_link

Yay, more virtual divegrass. The poll includes questions on whether No Pippants and Lia Liker maintain their gold status, as well as the usual establishment of the candidate names. Part 2 will determine the actual composition of the roster and fill the medal slots.

>>82421106

Plappa the Pippa?

Getting young women pregnant

I like to take ecstasy with Hina.
https://gofile.io/d/aKsGyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksRKh83nwY

>>82421277
and leaving them right after

>>82421257
>Raised by neglectful trailer trash
>Never got the talk
>Thought she was dying after her first period
>Never really learned how to wash down there
>Thinks her yeast infection is the natural state of things
>Constant itching has plagued her for years
>You know you could tell her the truth
>You could fix this, and make everything better
>But you love stinky infected pippa
>You love her feta cheese
>You love how she needs you to itch her
>You spear that puss pussy every night like lancing a boil
>Something bleeds every time, like she's your beautiful virgin
>More than sex, you cure her of the itching for a brief respite
>Slamming balls deep in the slimy ichor constantly exuding from her swollen, chapped lips
>You cum inside, of course; the infections are so deeply rooted at this point you know she's infertile
>She doesn't, she thinks she's normal
>Blushing deeply as you cream her cheese, chiding you about not being ready to be a mother
>Her rotten vagina, infected to the womb with fuzzy mold, will never grow anything but spores
>You wipe the black scab flakes and pink yellow puss cum off
>You fall asleep idly scratching the puss pot, her head lightly resting on your chest
>Snoring, the little tart

EMBER STALLING FOR SPOILERS

>>82421257
Plappa the Rappa

[false statement for engagement]

>>82421157
Done.

EIMI IS NOT FAT.

ember is /here/, everytime I've called her out for stalling she's actually moved on, even only a little

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyW5vZ0CWoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKpnoxp1qlQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L92cqWZUiTI

https://wheelofnames.com/wjr-xfz
https://pastebin.com/53VKyjcE

Meanwhile on the /pcg/ Halo Ring…

>>82421409
ok amy

how much would you pay to watch lumi have sex with another man

>>82421479
you're the only one with this fetish

What the fuck bros, Michi streamed today and nobody told me

>>82421479
You'd have to pay me.

>>82421410
meds

Noita lore life was a mistake and there are many more mistakes to happen using the Sampo

>>82421479
Man? 0. Dog? 100

>>82421479
How much would you pay me to have sex with Lumi?

>>82421479
fuck off xalabussy

>>82421479
only if she screams "OH YES CHYAT! HARDER!"

Who's that on the OP? She's so cute, new invader?

>>82421410
>streamer gradually progresses their stream over time
Woah

>>82421527
Michi streamed her spit all along my penis

>>82421409

Ember almost killed herself using the starting bombs...

>>82421643
EIMI.
IS NOT.
FAT.

This is your final warning.
Eimi is a busty Asian goddess

>>82421479
Bout tree fiddy

SEX Rabbit

>>82421551

>>82421479
no nigga

>>82421479
pay? i do it for free every night

>>82421684
She’s the sexy kind of fat that would lose weight if it became a problem

>>82421465
You can't read or write

>>82421673
>dead while taking 0 damage from enemies in 5 minutes
S-sugoi...

>>82421643
luv my fat bitch oshi

Ember death counter:1 5 mins 36 seconds

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. SAYA IS LIVE

>>82421830

>>82421830
Is she okay?

So who’s doing under the desk duties for lumi today

>>82421830
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WQP6IliWFa4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WQP6IliWFa4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WQP6IliWFa4

>>82421894
damn who is this she looks cute

who allowed saya to stream

i lost my virginity bros

>Bad Dragon is on
>got to take a shit
>but I might miss stream
What do?

>>82421889
me

>>82421952
where's your phone bro

>>82421894
Doragon (red) my beloved

>>82421949
You're not welcome here anymore.

>>82421948
Was he cute?

what just WHAT is this OVERLAP

>>82421949
Retrace your steps then

>>82421952
Just use your phone while you're in the toilet.
Or you could just shit yourself and continue watching

>>82421643
>>82421757
she's not fat

I'm going to Saya

>>82421949
Congrats! What did it solve?

Sayamander dat's racist

>>82422068
She's thicc in all the right places

You don't have to watch her.
I just want to share this banger bumper music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXl7ztRszmw

>>82421949
>he lost his magical powers
ngmi

>>82422068
The sound isn’t working for me for this file. What’s she talking about?

Eimi plapjak

>>82421949
Lies, nobody who's ever had sex uses this thread

What does Saya smell like right now?

Sayamander wtf

>>82422223
made up story confirming she's fat

>>82421949
How much did it cost?

>>82421949
I guess you better go find it then.

Ember is having so much fun! Hope she figures out spells soon

>>82422088
How rooms of her new house has she gotten dizzed in

>>82422287
>made up
I don’t need audio to understand how much cope this is

>>82421952
>>but I might miss stream
You shit for 30-70 minutes?

>oshi comes into your house
>Breaks your monitor
>Leaves
Would she still be your oshi?

>>82422088
>we

>>82422287
"Hourglass" figures are not fat.

They call me the fujo fucker.

>>82422414
I do 30 minute shits, it's not weird

>>82422472
Hourglass figures include pregnant bellies?

>>82422481
No one wants to smash Lia

>>82422414
AND I take off all my clothes, even in public. Idk how you fags are ok with getting shit particles all over your clothes

Saya's delicious flat chest...

>>82422484
Eat more fiber

https://x.com/numanoan/status/1821261847552811491

Reminder that Eimi is so disgustingly obese that somebody thought she was fucking pregnant

>>82422419
Are they still someone's oshi when the stream ends?

>>82422484
That is pretty weird, isn't it? Unless you mean you're just sitting there wasting time on you phone

>>82422532
I would smash lia.

[chat summary news] Saya is bottom heavy

https://x.com/Taku_Artworks/status/1821261423483253237

>>82422472
her story is, at best, an empty woman compliment that proves nothing. you could be the most hideous, troll-faced woman, and another girl will still go, "omg you look so cuuute"

>>82422528
No. Never.
Is this an ESL thing? It's wrong.

>>82422543
Cool art

>>82422532
>Nobody wants the tradcath autistic femcel

>>82422419
>comes into my house
>breaks my monitor
>runs out
>tries to cross the street
>gets hit by a truck
>breaks her everything
Yeah.

White girl Hime tomorrow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxv79J8-_ig

>>82421949
You better pray to Saint Anthony

>>82422625
anon you are not a woman you cannot know what goes on in woman circles

>>82422588
Do likers do edits of every miku art or just the flat ones?

Big booty Connect

>>82422585
if he was doing that he could watch the stream with headphones

God dammit Panko

>>82422572
Sup bitch, you pregnant?
>n-no...?
Would you like to be?

>>82422704
XL~

>>82422543
I don't understand who the artist is.
Is it Numanoan or is it Yuunion?

>0% chance
>takes the shot anyway

>chat why haven't I been getting crits today?
>[immediately gets 2 crits in a row]

Eimi is so gross!!!

>>82422775
anon... yuunion is the (Yuu) fan name...

>>82422625
THE ORIGINAL STORY THAT GOT YOU TO MEME THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS ALSO "AN EMPTY WOMAN COMPLIMENT THAT PROVES NOTHING".

RETARD.
Come back with proof. Ever. (and get banned for it)

Saya starving

>>82422680
If you're not a NEET and actually go out and interact with people in real life, you'll see this sort of behavior all the time.

Does Pippa remember to tell anyone about the collab today? Lets find out!

Eimi is starving

Eimi if you're going to argue all day about not being fat and make up stories you could at least be like Hime. Postem

>>82422864
*falls over*
Thanks. Wasn't thinking.

>>82422988
That’s were I come in

>>82422952
And again, you are not a woman and you do NOT know what goes up in women circles.
Eimi goes outside and has friends and she probably think every men circle is them trying to fuck eachother.

>>82422956
>pippa collab
Huh?

[Saya news] Random bullshit go!

>>82423033
Eimi said she was gonna be on pippa's channel today

>>82420938
Why do we have a Kirsche OP?

>>82423015
It's Yuu + minion

>>82422472
They definitely are when they use that word about their own bodies.

>it's funnier the third time
RAPE SAYA
RAPE SAYA
RAPE SAYA

>>82422704

>>82422934
>Come back with proof.
don't be a doxnigger, nigger.

Why is femanon seething?

>>82423101
>pippa's channel
Huh?

>>82423025
>Eimi has friends and goes outside
Didn't she mention she barely has any in person friends, which is how she tried resorting to using bumble?

>>82422704
cottage cheese dumpy connect

>>82422472
Stop coping, every girl who call themselves curvy is fat.

What is keeping Saya from streaming exactly?

>>82423157
well it's Eimi so...

>>82423165
>>82423101
>>82423033

>open panko stream
>talking about djerma stew again

>>82423170
Eimi is clearly the weird friend
Which is why she was streaming that time while her friends were over.

is dizzy a virgin

>>82423221
Herself

>>82423228
I hate pippa but man I hate filian even more I refuse to watch any of these collabs.

>>82423221
Dream hort

>objective truth
Eimi is fat
>cringe cope
Eimi is chubby

Saya is more offended by being called "it" than saying she need meds
>>82423221
family, heat, vents, pms, and the loli effect where cunnies don't stream

>>82423246
>I'm the punching bag but it's for the bit!

>>82423266
Its CAH so it might be good

>>82423228
>Workout Wednesday
Huh?

>>82423221
Heat Hort :(

>>82423221
Me

kek oh panko

>>82423170
One time she told a story about going with her giriles to new york and seeing literal shit on some staircase or something.
That and her usual rants about being a cashier

>>82423228
Skip skip skip.

>>82423116
No.
You just have ridiculous and unhealthy standards

>this obsessed with their flesh bodies
Why do you even watch vtubers?

>>82423268
She knew exactly what she was doing revealing that information… she has what her audience wants, and she knows it…

>>82423277
no, she doesn't sound fat fat (like Kirsche). she's probably just really chubby

>>82423254
Shes a slugma

>>82423266
Its fine, Pippa doesn't want people watching them either. She just wants to do things with friends and collabs are a good reason to, why else would she constantly refuse to give people a heads up about ones that are planned a week+ in advance?

>>82423148
No, I was just daring him. I don't actually want him to, and I regret saying it. But he's an idiot

Stop liking fat/XL women.

Reminder Jerry and Dizzler are parasites

>>82423157
>Why would people seethe at assholes?

so when is Lumi going to work out?

>>82423344
Being fat makes you a lesser human.

>>82423410
Blueberry juice technically isn’t “fat”

>>82423344
you should lose weight

>>82423296
It won't be. Modern Lumi and Pippa are too scared to say anything even remotely edgy.

does lumi ever have sex

Eimi is a whale.
There I said it.

Nobody in phase is actually fat.

EIMI!!!!!

>>82423481

>>82423477
I meant Filian and Lia

>>82423228
>>82423165

>>82423524
Is that Moist Critikal?

>>82423481
DAMN
ZAMN

>>82423209
>ESL
>Not even listening
>Thinks hourglass means fat
>His home country is probably malnourished

>>82423481
Which one is the best Erina?

>>82423499
i am fat

>>82423538
Filian is family friendly, especially recently because she wants more advertisers. Lia doesn't have anyone to bounce off of.

>>82423101
panko aswell

The seething that this Eimi is obese rrat causes is hilarious

>>82423477
no they’re not
Lia on the other hand was a terrible choice for this stream
bitch was freaking out about getting canceled while playing Class of 09

>>82423584
We know Eimi.

>>82423584
You're not in phase, kirsche.

>>82423605
rrat?

>>82423539
I'm not going to watch people I'm not interested in when it takes Pippa half a min to make a tweet about the collabs more than 30 mins before hand. It's shitty of her to expect people to just drop whatever they had planned for her streams last second and makes >>82423371 much more likely

>>82423477
>Modern Lumi
You say that like Lumi drastically changed from a year ago

>>82423277
All unsubstantiated lies.
see >>82422934

Rrat Saya is now blaming her dog for her own farts

Backseater genocide, best day of my life

>>82423649
She has progressively changed on a linear scale.

>streams good
>thread bad

explain yourselves

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY HEART

>>82423723
People keep saying eimi is fat but she's not

>>82423723
teehee

>>82423723
It is another lovely day in /pcg/.

>>82423291
>>82423246
...ems...

>>82423723
Eimi wont get the fuck off this site and keeps arguing with Anons about her weight

>>82423280
The only cunny stream I need is her piss directly into my mouth.

>>82423657
it's fine, just accept you like chubby chicks.

Eimi's burps prove she is a Michelin man.

Ember found a blackhole spell already?

>>82423481
oyakodon

>>82423605
>obese rrat
Post it

>>82423464
>>82423478
Hourglass figure is not unhealthy or fat. I never advocated "architect" feeder garbage.

>>82423723
People that actually watch streams aren't being as active in the thread as those that don't.

>>82423485
No. She's not into so much.

>>82423170
>Didn't she mention she barely has any in person friends, which is how she tried resorting to using bumble?
The Bumble screencap was from years and years ago and because true to her hamstery nature she hoards files it eventually made its way back to the top of her pile.
The weird pleading apparently *worked*. That or she slowly regained friends after moving.
Funfact. People were already gearing up for a massive kekposting spree when she first talked about it but she defused the situation so fast barely anyone remembers it.

>>82423485
daily.
With me

>Eimi mentions looking pregnant once
>Ember is no longer the phase fatFUCK
man

Why does she want to be white boy summered so much?

>>82423723
Streams?

Don't think you've eluded my gaze, Britbong Panko poster

>>82423713
Prove it

SAYA I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I OWN A HOUSE AND HAVE CENTRAL AIR CONDITIONING

Ember said something racist...

>>82423723
a day ending in a y

>>82423649
>>82423976
>>82423713
>>82423477
Be less transparent

>>82423836
true, a real hourglass figure is not unhealthy. but what the other anon was implying is that many fat girls will call themselves "curvy" or "hourglass" as a cope.

>>82423929
*poops on your chest*

>>82424021
? But that's all the days...

Runie makes me loony

Greetings, /pcg/.

Enjoy these ideas for how to make virtual YouTubing even cooler and conquer the world: https://files.catbox.moe/ikd3fu.pdf

-Why?

I have made my mission at 17 to show the internet that kindness and authenticity are more profitable than stupidity - fighting - and labels.

I am sharing this little pamphlet everywhere since there is nothing off with relying on others!

>>82423575
>coping
>autism
>can't read into subtext
>is obese

Wow

>>82423723
today is good fishing for hamtard (you)s

>>82421949
Does it really count if you lost it by downloading Grindr?

>>82424136
I'm not clicking that.

>>82424136
Eimi is obese and she farts and burps like a hog
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>82424136
You type like a fag
I'm not reading that

>>82424136
Are you still 17?

>>82424136
>tex formatted
I ain't reading all that but I give it a 8/10 for trying

Unpacking isn't a game. Not even Pippa would stream it.

>.pdf
Nice try

>>82424136
>pdf
nah

Phasers are the best livers.

>turn on window unit
>it kicks on and cools down the room
>it kicks off
>room starts getting warmer
>room gets uncomfortably warm
>it never kicks back on
>realize that I forgot to turn off the eco mode that it always starts in
>turn that shit off
>it immediately works as it should
I hate this shit. Environmentalists have turned air conditioners into lazy fucks.

>>82424136
>relying

>>82424307

Saayayayayayysayayyayayayayasayayayayaysyaysaayyaysyaysayayayayasayyayayayaya...

>>82424136
>my mission at 17
You must be 18 to use this website, lad.

>>82424194
God imagine how it feels when Eimi sits on your lap and she lets out an earthquake fart.

>>82424044
What they're implying is that they know better than Eimi what she looks like.

Phase needs a cute British girl

>>82423929
This anon gets it
Eimi's bumble would have been from around the time when she had her first psychotic episode in her early college years. She was probably unmedicated at this time and had difficulty keeping/making friends. Now that she is medicated she can better maintain friendships and is probably a lot happier.

>>82423781
>my brain started playing brodyquest to this

>>82424135
Except what I wrote was true and what you wrote is garbage cope

Phase weekly is real

Lia should sing CPR

>>82424460
>her early college years
stop making shit up she has explicitly said multiple times that she's juts a highschool graduate and never went to college

>>82424433
and Rin just became available

>>82424433
Those are extremely rare these days. Maybe you could find an expat in Japan

>>82424504
she looks like she wants to die

>>82424460
Meds... tolerate?

>>82424136
>at 17
Underage...

>>82423953
???

>>82424524
Do your reps faggot

>>82424508
Why when Rie has the southern twang jouzu

>>82424584
nah I actually watch her streams

>>82424136
>too long
>read
A bit wanky, but ok?

>>82422100
that's so real

sayayayayaayayaayayayaayayaayyaayyaayayayayayayyaayayayayayyaayayayaayyayaayyaayaayyaayayaayayyaayyaayyaayayyayaaayyaayayaayyaayayayayaayay

>>82424605
Apparently you missed one

>>82424647
>he's a doxxnigger
figured

>>82424326
>>relying

>rape rape rape rape rape rape

>>82424504
why does dizzy looks so sad?

>>82424585
Smug Panko posting on a flag board

>>82424136
Does this address glowischer subversion anywhere

>>82424752
Sasuga

>>82424585
pankofile is posting on /sp/, /int/,/pol/

>>82424136
You must be 18 or older to post on this website

>>82424136
Thanks for the cognitohazard anon.

[Saya news] We (me and her) are a match made in heaven

>>82424825
smug panko is becoming a website wide meme

>>82424460
Lorebud is sometimes wrong but rarely

Reminder for everybody, Eimi is fat.

need a soundpost of saya saying "You whore"

How is Panko so bad at configuring emulators?

>>82424984
I love my whale.

>>82424750
It's Dizzy, shes always sad

>>82424914
Holy shit really? Think smug Panko spelling correction will become the joke /vt/ is known for?

You put spices on food saya

>>82424534
Source?
>Brave b--
SOURCE THAT SHE'S AVAILABLE?

>>82424668
Baffling assumption
I responded with hostility when I should have been genuine. Rewatch hamster does something #3

>>82422100
made me feel happy

>>82424825
And /trash/

>>82425058
its not super popular but some people use it to be assholes to people for minor spelling mistakes outside /vt/ if anything it will make the rest of the site hate us

>lumi bitching that she gets shit for not doing long streams anymore
yeah you fucking don't
you're gone the moment you hit your obligatory 4 hours

>>82425058
Astroturfed shit

>>82424984
She's trying to make up for it at least by starving herself for 12+ hours

[passive aggressive leading question]

>>82425186
4 hours is a long time

>>82425229
is this "passive aggressive leading question" in the room with us right now anon?

ayas...

>>82425186
Hot take: 3-4 hours is the ideal stream length

I love saya

>>82424960
Italian Pizza is bland and boring. Italians getting mad that Americans put a decent amount of cheese on it will always be funny. We made it better, and girls like Panko can’t stand that. We took something bland, improved it, and defined what the rest of the world sees it as. Also the pineapple on pizza hate is just a psyop by Italians to try to discredit foreign pizza. Sucks to suck (yeah, me) but it’s the truth. Americans improved something yet again. Deal with it. The downgrade from Romans to Italians in terms of civilizations, is to what the downgrade from Wolves to Chihuahuas is for animals. Kiss my ass you smelly raccoon. Panko’s Manko ain’t shit.

>>82425259
?nonA

>>82425172
People already consider us defacto the new /mlp/.
>>82425267
Based.

>>82425204
Damn, Sakana is high level

>>82425254
Not really. Most flesh streamers stream for 5-6 hours.

all me btw

[Saya news] oooooh, youwe in wove

>>82425254
it's really not
she's a full time streamer
she has been saying for the past 2 months that she's going to bring back longer streams
95% of the time she ends right around 4 hours

Setup status?

>>82425294
/vt/ is /mlp/ tier i agree

wake me up when filian

>>82425294
They've been saying that since 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feZAzoWdKs4
cow

>>82425366
kys raider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8el_P4yvfc

>>82425371
>*Twitch notification sound*
>”whenever whenever whenever poggy woggy~”
>Filian looks at Pippa
>flips
>lands on Pippa’s head as it goes up her fat ass
>Pippa screams
>”MMMMPHHH!!!! MMMMPPPPHHHH!!!”
>Filian speaks
>”awwww frick bro…”
>*Twitch notification sound*
>”You are getting raided~ …. Check it! Check it”
>*sad Guts theme from Berserk plays*

>>82425294
>People already consider us defacto the new /mlp/.
It is true.

>>82425254
not when you want to claim that you stream a lot and are a workaholic
she's outclassed even by liggers most of the time
>>82425267
that's just an opinion

[Panko News] She stopped being a fan of Pippa and Tenma after she joined Phase and realized they're massive dorks.

>>82425294
they're not wrong.

>>82425361

VeXPo soon

>>82425512
Will she do a fish & chips review

>>82425544
Pippa would take two bites and feel sickly full

Saya cozy bathroom sex

What did Filian mean by this title?

Vtubing in a nutshell

>>82425512
Will they mess with the police while they’re there?

How does Rie feel about being the toilet of phase connect?

DOG ON STREAM
BUNCH OF WHINY BITCHES

>>82425694
filians is a crook wtf

cow sex very soon

>>82421949
I'mma fixin' to notice

>>82425723

>>82425779
>>82425694
Weird because they are all virgins

>>82425723

>>82425694
Lumi is a pure virgin girl

Lumi long arms implies long legs

>>82425723

>>82425694
I think she just means it's her first time playing cards against humanity

>>82425779
>>82425694
Which one is the virgin?

>>82425824
lmao

chat is SCUFF

[Saya news] How dare you move on, you will rue the day

>>82425895
You, the viewer.

>>82425895
Pippa
She said so

>>82425895
Lia

>>82425895
Yo mama

>>82425895
filian obviously. No one is desperate enough to hit that

>>82425896
Watch streams

>>82425895
Filian.

why is lumi acting like a whore suddenly??

This collab is already the funniest shit I ever seen

>>82425694
I don't know if this is weird to say but unironically, Filian is a virgin. So seeing anons going online "whore" "whore zoomer" is like... Filian is unironically a virgin, but thanks, thanks! The fact other anons think she can get laid, I appreciate it.

>>82425978
>suddenly

>put Gillian's stream in
>She's dancing like a slut
>Close stream
Twitch indies never ever

>>82425958
Sorry anon I am Unironically a virgin neet.

yaSa....

>>82425948
>cute
>good sense of humor
>fat ass despite being fit enough to flip
Maybe you’re just gay