/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 22! Give it up for Day 22!

Why two threads?

Gurass

>>82283855
Gura's ass has become too wide for only one >>82283871

>>82283074
Yes. You should tell her that. It's the truth. If you can't do something as simple as stream at least a few times a week. Then there's no way in hell you could ever run a bakery

For King and Cunny

Took you long enough

thoughts?

it's just depressing

MY wife

>>82283934
Are tou grey or something? Watch streams

Baguarette honhonhon

>>82283934
Thats what employees are for anon

>>82283945
I got warned for reporting the shitposter

>>82283871
SNIFFFFF

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

I had a cool nightmare. I was masterchief and I was on a dark planet helping a squad survive a flood outbreak. I also had a flame thrower and could run faster than the marines. Shit was so cash.

>>82284032
people also got warned for reporting doxx in global lately, I bet it's that fucking abib faggot. Ruining just /a/ obviously wasn't enough for him, god I miss moot

>>82284025
Even being a manager would be too much for her if she finds something as simple as streaming a few times a week too difficult to do.

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>82284135
Based. I always get dreams where I'm the arbiter during his first mission as the arbiter.

>>82284032
maybe you're reporting too much?
>>82283999
it's a (you) issue

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach

>>82283999
I hate this world too

>>82284032
That’s fucked. I’m sorry that happened to you. This is why I’ll never buy a pass. Imagine spending money here just to get banned for no reason.

>>82284217
I wouldn't be reporting "too much" if jannies did their work.

>>82284181
Gura could just hire a manager too. She could be one of those restaurant owners that come in once in a while to bake something.

Gura is the type of girl that wipes back to front after pooping, she doesn't give a fuck

>>82284339
Okay I don't fucking get this ritual post. Is there something wrong with wiping back to front? That's how I always do it

Gurass

>>82284287
I thought those guys get a free pass

>>82283956
Imagine the smell

>>82284321
you're just making them hate you, lol. you need to report on very obvious stuff and use the right report

>>82284331
Even the responsibility of being an owner would be too much for her. Sorry, but there's no world where someone as lazy and incompetent as her is ever able to successfully run a business.

>>82284415
>Is there something wrong with wiping back to front?
Depends if you are a boy or a grill

>>82284415
Do you have balls?

>>82284443
Is that why they ignore me?

>>82284200
That sounds cool to dream about. Are you on some random world as arbiter? Or are you on that one world that’s floating in the sky?

>>82284431
What? Like they don’t get banned?? Shit…I might have to get one then

>Even Ame is back now and is doing 5 streams this week
Gura could never

>>82284514
Its sort of a mix of the arbiter level and the level Delta Halo. Usually I'm flying around on a banshee and then I jump off and fight a shit ton of brutes by myself.

>>82284465
Gura would not be able to handle being hated by her entire team of bakers so eventually she would ghost them and holy shit the reality of this scenario is making me depressed.

>>82284484
>>82284493
Oh is that about poop getting into cunny? I never thought about that.

>>82284465
Theres tons of restaurants in america like that chumbie.

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

>>82284598
Sugoi!!! You sound like a certified badass, mister!

okay heres my theory. she was upset about something right? I believe it's about what she is allowed to do with the gawr gura name, which surprisingly isnt alot and especially not reaching out to artist and whatnot without going through the proper channels of cover management, which is insanely slow because they manage 1089z72345 talents. so now she's scouting artists and merch things and kind of test the waters for whats possible and how to scale them up. she is doing what her manager is supposed to help with. although, I assume if she does find something nice, and she presents it, cover could again just say nope, not happening. this will be my headcanon unless something actually happens.

I am in love with this dummy, chumbies.

>>82284598
>>82284514
>>82284200
>>82284135
You guys dream?, I rarely if ever do.
Also my dreams tend to be prophetic in nature so they make me uncomfortable when they happen because I know it's something that will happen or it hints at something, like a message.

>>82284594
>he thinks Ame won't cancel more than hslf of those and then will proceed to fuck off again
Lmao, retarded teammate. Do you also unironically believe that it took her like 3 months to set up a desk? Lol.

>>82284706
I don't really like that dream because then I get hunted down by the gold elites from halo 1.

>>82284747
That would be cool, but you're really describing someone completely different than we've grown to know over the last 4 years.

>>82284821
Oh…that’s scary. The ones with the swords?? They scared me too..

>>82284802
Those dreams are neat. Usually I get dreams where I drive around my neighborhood. I guess I don't hate it that much.

>>82284817
Is this what they call throwing stones in glass houses? Pot calling the kettle black? Extreme lack of self-awareness?

I wish i was Guras moldy sink egg

>>82284747
are you the guy that brags about shitposting while taking ritalin in the anti discord?

I watched Gura's part in Mumei's 3D. I didn't like it that much. She did that song so much better in her very first solo karaoke. That's back when she at least tried harder.

>>82285020
Is that Bjoarncord or Nitchcord?

>>82284802
I’ve always had intense dreams I can remember. When I smoked weed I stopped having dreams but now that I stopped that they all came flooding back.

>>82284995
I wish i was Guras ribbed condom

I'm gonna eat and come back to say goodnight to oyasamebud

>>82284614
Yes which is why this should be pointed out to Gura. Her even being capable of handling something like a bakery is a total pipe dream.
>>82284686
No Chumbie. Even the worst cases aren't anywhere near as bad as Gura would be. She just simply does not have what it takes to run a sustainable business.

>>82285148
Gura doesn't have to do anything. Just let the managers and employees do everything.

My AC broke today and the heat index outside is 110F. I have fans running but they don't really do shit to cool down a house or even a single room.

>>82285140
I have something you can wish goodnight to, bud

>>82284817
And Ame still streams more than Gura in spite of that. Really goes to show just how bad Gura is huh?

>>82285224
Get nakey.

Ngl chelsea bythesea sounds like a cute name for a shark girl.

>>82284980
Gura streamed a lot more than Ame in recent months and she doesn't come up with insane excuses like that desk thing.

>holo vs holo

>>82285326
If it is a character in a childrens book ages 1-3, yes it is

This doesn't seem like an authentic teamate nor an authentic chumbie

>>82285326
No it doesn’t. Shut up.

Can you guys slow down a little?
And if you really HAVE to shitpost for some reason can you just do it... slower?

>>82285216
Owners still have responsibilities and she wouldn't be able to handle any of them.

>>82285269
Not really? Ame had like 7 streams in the last 4 months or something. And that's considering she isn't busy with any lives or songs or literally anything.

>>82285269
>>82285335
Posts exactly 1 minute apart, stop replying to yourself, no one cares

>>82285216
You really think Gura is a Donald Trump or an Elon Musk but she's actually so much less capable than them in every aspect of life. Let that sink in.

>>82285020
no? I dont really talk with anyone and im not active in any of the discords im in

>>82285372
What is the average mental age of Gura's audience?

>>82285335
>and she doesn't come up with insane excuses
yeah she stopped doing that after people made fun of her for it

>>82285448
>>82285466
She can do it. I believe in her

>>82285449
>And that's considering she isn't busy
So just like Gura?

>>82285443
Embrace the chaos.

>>82285510
Now she says stuff like sasquatch hunting. So quirky and goofy lol!

WHY THREAD SO ACTIVE
STOP POSTING SO MUCH

>>82285466
>Donald Trump
>Elon Musk
Yeah Gura's not an insane schizo who's only successful because their parents were rich

>>82285518
No she can't. She can't even be bothered to do something as simple as stream a few times a week. Being a business owner is too much for someone like her.

The writing is on the wall. She's planning a return with a new model. Hope she's at least still a loli

>>82285598
/cc/ is up if you want so comfy chumbie

>>82285536
Gura has a 3D live, Breaking Dimensions and Myth anniversary coming up. Plus whatever else we don't know about like songs and so on. And she still streamed more than Ame
Are you retarded?

Gura will join Vshojo and collab with Bettel in 2 weeks.

>>82285654
She can do it chumbie. I never saw the restaurant owner when I worked as a waiter.

Remember when Gura said she only vacuumed the path she walked in her rooms in the house and not the entire room? Yeah, thats the person you are trying to get to stream more

>practicing for the circus
>sasquatch hunting
It's just so bizarre that she can act like such a disingenuous caricature or herself but then the next day she will pretend she thinks a lot about us and acts like she cares. It's like she genuinely has BPD or something. Actual schizo behaviour.

>>82285678
Like a timeskip? Has a vtuber ever done a timeskip model change before? That sounds cool

>>82285578
Chaos doesn't really do it for me.

>>82285654
I'm sure she can

>obvious discord raid
>meidos don't care

>>82284895
did we though? if we believe her, multiple of her projects got shut down, she is still not allowed to upload some of her original songs she performed live, MV have been stuck in processing for years now. Gura is hardly to blame for any of these, she's just a singer for anything that needs production and I'm guessing shes unlucky with either management or production people

>>82285748
I love this mess of a womanchild so much you have no idea...

She's just so funny and entertaining, and even when she's depressed I would still rather watch her than anyone else. But she only streams if the conditions are absolutely perfect which never happens anymore.

Excuse me. Please look at this and tell her she’s cute.

>>82285604
Yeah, you're right. She's just a lazy and apathetic grifter who can't even do something as simple as stream a few times a week and just leeches off the goodwill of her fanbase. Still doesn't translate to managing an actual business.

>>82285851
Ye. I've seen a lot of these arguments word for word now. Have I been here too long?

>>82285749
Ogey sister.

>>82285749
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So to summarize, Gura have:
PoTS
Bipolar Disorder
Psychosis
Pica
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Imposter Syndrome
Lesbianism
Syncope
Oat allergy
Diabetus
Borderline personality disorder

Did i miss something? Poor Gura, must be hard to be that sick :(

stop posting so fast you twats

>>82285749
She literally told you that she's visiting her parents, are you actually fucking illiterate?

>>82285968

>>82285955
She can run a business anon. I've seen dumber people do it.

>82285955
Nijisisters be malding today

Sex with a fembud.

>>82285955
>mask off moment
And nijinigger exposes himself

>>82285784
the empress approves

>>82285953
I tell my wife she's cute every day

>>82285747
Doesn't matter if you saw them or not. They still had responsibilities. All of which would be too much for someone like Gura.
>>82285799
No she really can't. The past few years have been proof enough.

>>82286004
Crazy that she can fire up her old vtuber persona and scroll Twitter all day but can't even pretend to care about hololive or her fans. But you knew that already.

Why are jannies so useless?

>>82286116
Gura can do it, I know she can do it

>>82285968
>>82285598
All you can do is sit back and wait for them to burn themselves out.
Here hold on to this shork, it will protect you.

>>82286116
I know she can.

>>82285953
you're cute

>>82286143
Be nice to the jannies

My Gurandma.

>>82286132
Are you having another schizo episode? Did your handler forget to give you your meds?

>>82286143
They hate /ggg/ for some unknown reason

>>82286022
>I've seen dumber people do it
No you really haven't. You're underestimating just how stupid Gura is. That's not even taking into account her laziness which is also in a league of its own. Both of those qualities make it impossible for someone like her.

>>82286243
Nuh uh, you won't bait me this time.

>>82286217
Or what?

>>82286259
It’s because they’re jealous of our resilience and cute demeanor.

>>82286284
I have tho. You're exaggerating, as usual.

>>82286284
She should just hire more people to do the work for her

>>82286143
I'm guessing they realized Gura is too big and outside the vtubing bubble to be impacted by anything on this board. That combined with us being used to shitposting makes the effort not worth it.

>>82286317
Or I’ll call you the n word.

Why did the ebi refuse to share his food? Because he’s shellfish

>>82286443
You won't

Unironically all the threadshitting started at the same time when phase had a yab and yet another bvtm account got suspended. I'm telling you it's the fucking phasecucks, I'm not crazy

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>82286447
Its funny because I hate sharing my food

>>82286447
*Wheezes*

i just want to shit on management where did the gura doubters come from

>>82286480
as much as i don't care about phase, you're not (primarly) a phase fan

>>82286380
>*Le touché*

>>82286480
Why the fuck do tourists like you come here?

>>82286480
its kind of crazy how well informed you guys seem to be about other peoples yab i couldnt tell you a single name from phase whatever their brand is called

>>82286488
>*Lo touchõ*

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

I've been left with no choice...

Stop posting Gura clips it makes me more sad.

>>82286560
>>82286586
>>82286641
>call out phasecucks
>instant deflection
Yep I was right

>>82286479
Ermmm. Errrrr….you’re right…I’m too much a wuss to say it…

>>82286680
One time I forced myself on the toilet too hard and this happened to me...

>>82286680
I CAST WOMB DUSTBOWL

>>82286729

>>82285729
Everything besides the 3D live is something everyone else is also doing. Those aren't excuses to not stream.
>Plus whatever else we don't know about
Nothing that prevents her from streaming going by her track record so far.

>>82286738

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>82286719
I wouldn't even know that "phase" is vtuber related if not for your poorly disguised shilling, and I sure as fuck have never seen any of it.

So why did she tell us about this break while disappearing without warning like 3 times prior to this? What's her angle?

>>82283934
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>>82286284
>>82286586
>>82286769
>screaming this much in under an hour over someone they don't watch
What mental illness is this?

We’re already halfway to 300! We’re really showing our true power level tonight, chumbuds!

>>82286885
So what you're saying is that you hate the update

>>82286927
???

>>82286719
>mentions phase out of nowhere
>people tell you they dont know what the fuck youre talking about
yep, sure got em anon.

>>82286820
Oui oui monsieur

Will there be any fembuds at the King's Theater for Breaking Dimensions?

>>82286885
>Gura doesn't communicate
>bitch and whine
>Gura communicates
>bitch and whine
And you fags wonder why she hates some of you

>>82286956
When a good thing comes, don't question it

If meidos actually did their jobs and smacked this subhuman, half the comments would be wiped out.

>>82285749
>It's just so bizarre that she can act like such a disingenuous caricature of herself but then the next day she will pretend she thinks a lot about us and acts like she cares
Someone really needs to point this behavior put to her. She keeps acting like it's normal when it's really not.

>>82286927
Yes. I preferred when she would disappear because at least it was exciting. This is just depressing, especially when we don't actually know when she'll be back.

>>82287035
Why don't you do it, totally real chumbie?

>>82286865
>>82286961
>phasenogs desperately trying to salvage the fact that they were exposed
Fucking pathetic

>>82286893
The kind that can only be cured with 12 gauge buckshot.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>82287057
The members post says August. Expect a stream in the next 1 to 25 days dumbie.

>>82286992
I'm just asking a question.

I'm 12% sure that Gura is the one spamming 99% of the schizo posts today for shits and giggle

>>82287148
Nah.

>>82287148
You think so? That doesn't make much sense to me.

>>82286927
>>82286992
Can she "communicate" why she can't be bothered to say anything to her fans right now despite being perfectly capable of doing so?

Thank you schizo for making the thread more interesting.

>>82287005
The only recent update I know of is 7.37 and it's pretty fucking shit. Massive list of insignificant changes that leave the game balance is largely unchanged but reset the timer on a number patch

>>82287148
retard

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>82287131
That sucks. Any other vtuber would be making update posts even if they don't say anything of value. They would take 5 seconds out of their day to brighten the lives of thousands. Sure she said when she would be back(kind of) but that's below the bare minimum that anyone who cares would do.

>>82287218
She said august dumbud. Just wait 1 to 25 days. Play a Drakengard or something in the meantime.

>>82284747
Maybe she's just relaxing anon.
I know there's a gorillion rrats about why she's not more active but more often than not the real reason is that she's not really doing anything grand.

>>82287240
ye

>>82287261
Keep whining, I guess.

>>82287148
huhaha

>>82287261
Feel free to watch other vtubers then. That'll really show her, I guess.

I love da Goobs.

>>82287286
>1 to 25 days
No need to guess like that. She's "coming back" on the 24th
https://breakingdimensions.hololivepro.com/

>>82287261
Its just words chumbie. She already told us the timeframe

>>82287289
That's even more reason that she can just fire off at least one fucking shitpost in the months she's gone for. Real fans just want to hear literally anything. I loved the garlic bread tweet. Or when she says something stupid about her being a fish. Instead we get nothing but depressed vagueposting and PL activity.

>>82287374
That's a concert not a stream, dumbass.

>>82287371
Me too, chumbie.

>>82287433
I assure you it will be streamed

>>82287371
same desu

>>82287371
same desu

A descendant of the Lost City of Atlantis, who swam to Earth while saying, "It's so boring down there LOLOLOL!"
Gura bought her clothes (and her shark hat) in the human world and she really loves them. In her spare time, she enjoys talking to marine life.

>>82287412
>depressed vagueposting
What?
>PL
Fucking everytime. Fuck off nijinig

>>82287286
So what if she does actually come back in August and it's just the stupid concert? Like >>82287374 pointed out? Will you still call us "shitposters" for being rightfully upset about this?

>>82287531
Ye

>>82287527
Sorry that you're grey and gay :3c

>>82287531
Technically it aint wrong so yes

>>82287531
Don't call it stupid. Biboo will be there.

>>82287371
same desu

shitposts used to be funny. now it's just pure hatred for chumbuds and trying to win an acting award. it's boring

Does Gura know what it means when guys take a big step to the side?

>>82287623
Fuck your stupid concert. And fuck off trying to shill other vtubers.

>>82287289
Well, yeah. I kind of hope she's taking it easy but when she allows herself to get mad at "the hololive side of things" I imagine she wants to do more and better.

Is he just throwing literally everything at the wall? What the heck. Did something actually happen with niji or whoever today?

Of course Gura can relax and enjoy her life but it makes me sad that the way she enjoys herself the most does not involve us in any way whatsoever. Not even an update. She won't even post a picture of something she baked.

>>82287622
Technically it would be a flat out lie because it's pretty fucking obvious that her "coming back" should be about her streaming. So if she isn't streaming then she didn't "come back" at all.

running out of material already?

Hmmm, when you follow someone you were already following from a new account, does that mean you're not planning on using the other account much anymore?
Because if you still used both accounts, you would end up seeing that guy's stuff twice all the time.

>>82287744
he's been posting on pass cooldown since yesterday when i said something about ERB and the two fired EN stars

>>82287531
*if she doesn't actually

>>82287835
>the way she enjoys herself the most does not involve us in any way whatsoever.
I don't give a fuck about the customers in our store either during my day of and i definitely don't update the random strays what i'm up to. Fucking separate work and private life you absolute intestine

I cook the okra.

>>82287531
She said streams will be sparse until August because she's visiting her parents, I'm not sure what the concert has to do with it. I know you're probably a shitposter but I still want to give you the benefit of the doubt

>>82287957
Woah you're definitely a chumbie!!!

>>82287956
Okra is slimy and disgusting, wtf what kind of witch brew are you cooking up?

Alright the shitposting is out of control for no goddamn reason other than being in mumei's live.

There is no legitimate reason why we are chewing through multiple threads in one day.

>>82287835
>he's asking for pictures now
Schizo stalker spotted. Fucking kill yourself

>>82287906
What's the duplicated follow? Why do you guys say so much nothing without saying the important part?

>>82288069
He craves the attention

>>82288049
I'm just eating some breaded okra by itself. I'm still getting used to my new air fryer.

>>82287957
Retarded analogy and she's barely been streaming at all for the past few years.

>>82287240
>*Li touchí*

>>82288062
I don't understand this ironic shitposting but go off Queen.

>>82288069
Who said anyone did it? It's just an hypothetical.
I myself don't know of anyone who has two twitter accounts but I've heard that some people do it so I was wondering.

>>82287906
im thinking cover took control of her twitter because she was dming underaged people and asking for bad things or something, you know, her being a predator and all.

or maybe she just likes not sharing an account with her manager which is 100% understandable because she wants to see more of some guys work or ask questions without asking management

>/ggg/ is the 4th fastest thread on /vt/
how, why, for what reason?

>>82288268
Sister discord raid, the usual.

>>82288127
Are air fryers real? I thought it was one of those "as seen on tv" from TheOnion or something

>>82288268
Jannies won't ban the shitposters

>>82288069
it is the way of the wizards, if you can not unravel the complex schizospells, you may not embask yourself in their wisdom

>>82288268
ame is active again so the roaches are back

>>82288359
>it's phaseniggers
>wait no it's teamates
>no no no it's definitely nijisisters
holy shit you are delusional

>>82288310
I got one a little while ago and I'm enjoying it. It heats up much faster than the oven which means I can use it to cook my pizza rolls and other things that don't deserve full oven treatment. Which is almost everything. It's a big step up from microwaving all the time.

i think im gonna go goom

>>82288408
its all of them, and youre deflecting which means he was right all along. quod erat demonstrandum.

>>82288408
Who else could it be anon. There is no reason why this thread should be this fast right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs

>>82288049
Today I learned that the okra needs to be HEAVILY breaded and not lightly breaded or the okra will turn into a slimy mass that, while delicious, is not really any better than microwaving it.

Ok I’m back I just goomed.

>>82288490
>Who else could it be anon other than these 3 groups which added up make 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the population

>>82288454
My airfryer's door doesn't close correctly anymore. Its a pain to use now

>>82288654
So if it's not nijisisters, who is it then?

>>82288667
How did you break it so fast??

>>82288654
Theres clearly a roving band of shitposters somewhere. They could be any combination of those

>>82288712
It's me. The last chumbud.

>>82287835
I can kind of get it. Being a mega introvert myself, after I've spent some time with even the people I love I need to disappear from everything for a while to recover, as irrational as it is. It just takes a lot out of me.
I'll never be able to properly convey it, but I still love 'em all though.
Now I know better than to project who I am onto Gura, I just know for a fact as dumb as this behavior is there are a lot of people like this. And being like that myself I can look past a lot of these kinds of flaws when I see it in others because I know they don't want to, and they don't mean to hurt anyone.

>>82288739
let's say hypothetically i know at least one of our biggest shitposter's oshi and some of their favorite girls. what would you do with that information?

>>82288949
I would goom again.

>>82288842
Extroverts don't understand this but we extroverts need a month and a half away from everyone after a week of 9 to 5 at the office.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>82288949
Shitposters don't have oshis, their oshi is /vt/

>>82288719
I put it out on my porch because it stank everything up inside

>>82289054
are you calling mods shitposters?

>>82273992

>>82289102
the heating element in airfryers is almost impossible to clean so mine started to smoke up the entire kitchen when I used it so I 100% understand. kind of prefer the oven now

>>82289206
That's my fetish but it's better if we goom in the hat and Gura drinks it like that one picture.

>>82289102
You make stinky food or something??

I bought a set of minoxidil today buds, wish me luck

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

She's playing DBD right now.

So what is it then, she knows what we want, she knows that she can't give it to us, but she will make up 100 reasons why that is instead of just being honest and saying she doesn't feel like it. I would unironically never question her again in any regard if she would just admit what it actually is that's stopping her from existing for several months at a time. It's hard to admit but even genuine fans have moved on because there's just no payout to being a chumbud. I know I'm rambling at this point and people are gonna accuse me of being 10 different falseflaggers but I just want Gura. I don't want the only members post in several months to be sadgirl vagueposting, I don't want the only Twitter activity to be from HER. I just want Gura to make content and stream, and if she really doesn't feel like it I at least want her to shitpost.

yay more spam

>>82289206

>>82289236
What? I've been using my air fryer multiple times a week for 2 years and it still doesn't stink at all, I must be using it wrong or something...

>>82289348
Lol.
Just shave it off.

>>82289355
samen

If only air fryers where made of metal, atleast the foodbox, then i would get one, stupid fucking plastic oven

We keep ending up in the same timeloops because she's literally only getting worse with time. Being hopeful in this current situation is just retarded blind faith with no basis in reality.

>>82289283
Its just the model of air fryer I have. It was pretty cheap

Cam on ingerland
Let us score some points, yeah!

>>82289361
didn't gura say she stopped playing that game because she didn't like the updates to it?

I told you. The DBD limited-time 2v8 event ends on the 8th. There was no way she was going to miss it.

>>82289348
Good luck chumbie. I’ve been thinking of getting some too. My beard always ends up looking like pubes

>>82289587
Don’t be so hard on your air fryer. You just need to give it some more kisses to make it feel better!

>>82289603
She did but the schizos don't watch streams

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GURRAT
AGAIN

What if she's competing in the olympics? She did say in her first year that she used to be a really fast swimmer

*chops your dick off*

>>82289603
She did. He's making shit up like usual.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>82289603
Gura's said she was going to quit the game multiple times. She always goes back to playing it.

>>82289795

>>82289813
Well she hasn't since so just drop it.

For King and Cunny!

I made a double cheeseborgar with raw onions chumbies

>>82283847
Gura appeared in Mumei's birthday yesterday so this doesn't count

>>82289813
Last time she mentioned it was almost like 3 years ago and she said she dropped it. Please watch streams

>>82289603
She should go back to streaming DBD. It was a decent stable when she didn't know what to stream like Minecraft and there's been a lot of stuff they've added since then that she'd probably like.

Should I watch chobits or play Elden Ring? Hmmm..decisions decisions…

>>82289829
La basé

>>82289900
My ocd is annoyed that the post text and filename is capitalized differently :S

>>82289937
nice, hope you made enough for two because im coming over

>>82289900
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>82289953
Appearing on someone else's channel (let alone a prerecorded segment for a few minutes) doesn't count as her streaming. What count is when she herself hits start on OBS.

>>82290002
No problem chumbie. I’ll throw another on the grill

>>82289813
no she hasn't. there's only one timestamp of her talking about "quitting" dbd, which is this mention >>82289603

almost everything gura has said has been tagged. making shit up makes your shitposting even more obvious

>>82290002
Y-you’re not going to try and have sex with me…are you???

>>82290104
Is the krabs shitposter a numberfag?

yes sure gura "quit" DBD, can we move on now?

man I love okra

>>82290201
Tell us how you really feel chumbie

>>82290190
Aww sis mad that nobody cares about your shitposting?

>>82290188
He's a "phasecuck" apparently

>>82290247
Nta but I really like sushi

I want panko crusted chicken tendies <3

>>82289956
No. It was last year. She talked about the updates and how she thought one of the new killers was broken.
She 100% still plays it and is playing it right now because of the limited event among other reasons.

>>82289996
Sorry about that chumbie, it's an artifact of how I save files (no spaces, each new word indicated by capitalization) compared to me following title capitalization rules in the actual post text, at least as I was taught (nouns all capitalized, conjunctions and articles like "and" "to" and "of" not capitalized)

And guess what, when the next split happens, I’m gonna post even faster. Huhaha.

>>82290190
>please drop the fact my shitpost is a flop, im embarrassed

>>82290297
This looks good. I’m hungwy again…

>>82290302
>No. It was last year. She talked about the updates and how she thought one of the new killers was broken.
Timestamp?

>>82290247
my belly is full of okra, there are good streams, I am content

Sometimes it's hard to look past the fact that Gura unironically used DBD as an e-dating game. She's like those Valorant thots but worse...

>>82290302
Pathetic

>>82290188
Words matter and trying to for example claim that hopping on a discord call is the same as going out of your way to stream for your fans is wrong.

>>82290201
how and why? like what does okra do for you that a less slimy and flavouress vegetable doesn't?

Spare a (You) for a chumbie?

>>82290367
You are not a detective. Anyways, I guess we won't move on then. This is your fault.

>>82290502

>>82286820
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! SHE'S THE STINKIEST!!!!! WAHHH!!!!!!

>>82290436
Shion is pure

Did these threadsshitters wake up from a 4 year coma going back to their busted rrats?

>>82290502

At least in 2020/2021 we could cope that she spent more time with us than with anyone else but now it's definitely not the case... we get 10 hours a month on average.

>>82290564
Phasecucks got cucked so they're lashing out at everything now.

>>82290436
based transatlantic cock poster rising from the grave

I think Gura is the okra spammer, she has mentioned okra before in streams, and her love of slimy things make sense

Hi Gura, i want to be your rusty condoms, ridged condoms

>>82290564
Ame shit out a schedule so they started paying them again.

>>82290491
it tastes good. I like other vegetables like brocolli too but okra is just better. sometimes I eat okra chips when I see them in the store those are also good

>>82290652
>she has mentioned okra before in streams,
do you have a timestamp I'm not doubting you I just want to hear her talk about okra again

>>82290610
imagine being so autistic that you unironically type and post something like this without seriously questioning your fucking life lol.

okra is slimy and gross and that makes you slimy and gross

>>82290712
You're replying to a bot, retard.

>>82290712
You're mad that I'm right or what? Bothered that I made you think about things that make you uncomfortable? Stick your head in the sand chumbie, you'll be happier.

>>82290744
Gura is slimy and smells fishy.

>>82290744

>>82290652
Gura hates okra she doesn't like how it's slimy and stuff. I think >>82290744 is Gura actually

>>82290798
Are you actually serious? lol

This one goes out to all the sisters currently camping this thread. Your shitters are irrelevant.
https://vocaroo.com/1gkJNqfAp5VB

>>82290844
At this point it doesn't matter. I'm in your head.

Not a single deleted post itt btw. Shitposting is janny sanctioned.

gtfo

>>82290798
NTA but I've been in this thread for 4 years daily and I genuinely believe Gura is a virgin despite all your efforts and cherrypicking. Gonna need you to up your effort.

>>82290564
A lot of shitposts targeted at other girls are pretty outdated too. I don't think they watch much streams

>>82290950
Oh shit, you really are serious!

>>82283934
>>82284331
>>82284465
>>82284614
>>82285148
>>82285216
>>82285654
>>82286116
Gura doesn't want to run a bakery. She wants to work at a specific bakery after she retires. It's really obvious what she meant. In fact, iy wouldn't surprise me if she already sepent some of the past year there and that's what she meant when she told us she was baking a ton. Did you think she was eating all the stuff she was baking? It was obviously for other people, i.e. customers.

>>82290980
I always hate being reminded that /ggg/ is left to fend for itself

>>82291002
You're the one jumping to cuckposting conclusions. Says a lot about you I guess.

>>82290564
Ye. It's too hard to find something new.
And they started last night, stopped long enough probably just to get some sleep, woke up and immediately went to the computer to start it over again.
Isn't that embarrassing?

When are the raiders going to leave? These people ran through the thread in less than 2 hours

>>82290980
I'm starting to believe the guy who is shitposting is actually a janny

>>82290302
>thinking a majestic, unprecedented, unpredictable individual like Goob is bound by such inconsequential matter
unironically kill yourself

I'm genuinely confused as to what triggered the schizo meltdown. I'm even more confused why meidos don't give a shit

>>82291050
Didn't your identical post get deleted yesterday and you getting blocked?

>>82291151
Taking the confirmation bait again I see.

>>82290302
Hey it's me again
>>82290403
Did you read my post? Still waiting for that timestamp.

>>82291185
They went pretty hard after the mumei live cameo.

We need to band together. Not cast away the dejected, but embrace our fallen soldiers. Together we will rise against the shitposting menace. Together, we will win.

>>82291286
I tuned all that out.