/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

>>82287471
My whores

hey man

I don't fucking sit on a toilet because I'm not a fucking girl

Why is Ame struggling just to kill a forge golem?

>>82287483
how the fuck do you post so fast
are you a bot

>>82287485
Gura please stream.

the advent of skippa skippa has shown me that if you join hololive you GOTTA have a funny thing you say that people want to repeat and it gets tied to your popularity
what would be yours, anon?

>>82287447
Sniping with the chink stealth suit is fun as fuck though

>>82287488
How do you shit?

KIARA LOVE

My Ina!

[Fauna News] Saplings are a peaceful society

>>82287488
do you not shit or something

Ame...

Ame... Kek

>>82287509
WHAT?

ame what was your plan there.......

AME

>>82287488
wait. you poop standing up?

Kek Ame

Ame...

Ame dot dot dot

wawa

>>82287490
fat fuck

>>82287522
>he doesn't stand when he shits

Biboo face >:D

>>82287447
VATS isn't even that good in NV. Fallout 3 is worse in that regard.

>>82287521
ripe for the picking, eh?

Amelia Watson

Is anyone surprised she's gonna go Yes Man?

>>82287488
This guy poops his pants LOL

>>82287518
LOVE & LUST

Look at this weirdo!

thoughts?

>>82287488
based squatter
sitting on the devil's chair weakens our anus and causes prolapse

I've heard that sitting is bad for you before.

>>82287562
cuuuuute

Ame boner

>>82287490
this thing fucks little kids

>>82287490

Kiara in 55 minutes

>>82287488
I sit on the toilet, even when I pee, so I don't have to wash my hands

Biboo going to FUCKING KILL Mr. House

of course she is going to go for Yes Man

>>82287471
Ametori cute

>Pineapple bun
Sounds fucking delicious. Also, Gigi should eat more dessert foods.

>Fauna hover sits on public toilets
Do you think she pees all the floor?

>>82287434
Gura has never done a single thing wrong in her entire life

>>82287085
Because Ame’s feet are dirty and disgusting by her own admission.

>>82287635
in other words
kiara SOON

>>82287562
cuuuuuuuuuute

>>82287490
Maybe I was too mean to Bloop...

>>82287488
do you slav squat on the toilet seat or somethin

>>82287583

>>82287570
both suck to play though.
i managed to finish NV but 3 was impossible. dunno how people find fun to shoot in that game

stop posting about toilets

>>82287598
needs kisses from me

>>82287562
cuuuuuuuuuuuute

You wanna know the real reason why Zane’s so sketchy when it comes to streaming? It’s because her lazy excuse for a detective agency got shut down by real, honest cops like yours truly.

>>82287640
I also sit down to pee but that's because my stream goes in three directions...

>>82287517
Like a real man

Biboo can't help but be evil in this game.

I am the moom who watches.

How many times will she kill Yes Man?

Fauna is still looking up what bug might have bit her

>>82286909
if you have someone step on the lower part of your neck where the hump forms and have it crack, it feels fucking amazing

>>82287640
just don't wash them anyway, problem solved

>>82287490

>>82287727

Anyone else just threadreading?

Idk when there's such a big degree of overlap I end up just watching nothing, I hate it.

I once had a bug bite on my chest that made it look like I had a third nipple

>5 inches bump
Fauna is gonna fucking die at this rate

>>82287723
Just stretch the foreskin before peeing, retard

>Fauna’s bug bite has a diameter of 5 inches
Fauna go see a damn doctor

>>82287779
>just debuted
>that many NO STREAM

>>82287721
>Zane
Go back to sleep Roy you're not making sense

>get into the FF14 raid with gigi and biboo as an AST
>turn it into a PVP grief raid by rescuing tankbusters into the blob of players or aiming alliance stacks at other alliances

>>82287509
That’s a flobble!

>>82287723
stop pissing while you have a boner you dumb tako

>>82287749
yes

>>82287781
Any holo mascot || Neko

>>82287562
cuuuuuuuuuute

I think Biboo might like murder a little TOO much

I will say from JP side by Marine talking about the girls says that an open invite and doing @everyone is not enough. She says open invite and even @everyone to them doesn't mean they're invited for some of them. Unless she personally DM's a lot of them they're afraid they might bug her by showing up when she didn't invite them even doing this.
She said for a lot of girls she personal asks them in DM';s if they want to come and this makes them feel better and realize they're actually invited. I imagine some the EN girls are like this too maybe.

>>82287779
She really has been laid-back about her debut month

Fauna, what the fuck are you doing?

Biboo's evil face is perfect

>>82287664
SNIFFA SNIFFA

>>82287509
AYYYY WHUZ GOOD NIGGAS?

>>82287819
How do you piss with a boner while sitting down?

>>82287777
people call me gross if I do that though

>>82287707

Holy fucking overlap, why is all of EN streaming tonight??

>>82287807
mine gets worse when I do that

AME SAID NO

>>82287806
That's a pretty normal sized bump. Most bumps in the world end up being about that size actually.
Stop watching freaky videos on youtube because they're twisting your perception of what's normal.

>>82287814
FF14 will never work as longstanding HoloEN content. This is why your lost your job Omega.

>>82287894
they love me

gigigone...

Ame should be more sexy

This robot is almost as excited about murder as Biboo is!

>>82287509
THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE

Has Ame beat any bosses this stream yet? I missed the first hour.

Gigi gone...

Gigigone....

Gigi cute... Gigi gone...

>>82287779
>karaoke
>obligatory justice collab
>nostream
>actual game stream
>nostream
>watchalong
>nostream
GRIM

>>82287880
sit really far back and bend it below the rim

gigi gone....

god GG has some juicy thighs

Thoughts?

Gigi raid!

>>82287887
Is your bathroom time being monitored or something? just tell them that you did

GIGIGONE....

GIGAME BROS

>>82287773
That sounds extremely painful.

>>82287976
very evil

>>82287931
No not yet

fat cat tits

>>82287901
>normal sized bump
Maybe on normal humans. Do you know fucking skinny Fauna is? Her thighs are probably not even 5 inches thick.

>>82287849
sounds like autism
maybe they should just get over it

if fauna says "I think it's healing" one more time I swear to god

>>82287982
Lying is wrong anon wtf >:(

>>82287849
>if they want to come and this makes them feel better and realize they're actually invited. I imagine some the EN girls are like this too maybe.
Kiara is a bit different. She doesn't think it's worth to stay awake until 6am for an open invite collab, but she will gladly do so if she gets directly invited to it (because it makes her feel more special/wanted)

>>82287976
Literally BEGGING for correction

Strengthen the Gigiame connection. Soon GurameCCGG will be reality.

>>82287518
cute thumbnail

I just think she’s cute

>>82287849
hearing about women that shy and autistic elicits a strong desire in me to protect cute and vulnerable things

>Gigi does not have mod
AME HATES GIGI

>>82287849
>Be invited
>Don't want to accept in case you're not invited
>Need to be personally invited by the person or you think they don't want you
What kind of mental illness is this?

>>82287976
Respectfully looking

She's so cute.

>>82287982
anons on 4chan called me gross
it also happened when we were talking about reusing dirty underwear after getting out of the shower

>>82287779
Does she have non-holo work or something? Reminds me when Mori had other work she was obligated to do to keep her visa which severely limited her streaming for the first year or so.

>>82287976
No thoughts, only head full of rocks

Can somebody webmd Fauna’s bug bite symptoms to see if she’s gonna die?

>>82288051
I believe it can happen. I think gura respects gg.

>>82288025
why the fuck is fauna such a prude?
we know she is a white girl
what does she think we'll make fun of her for?
being too white?

>>82288051
No.

I never have either. I had cough syrup like twice in my life.

>>82287509
Take it easy~

>>82288095
Why does Biboo get cuter the more angry she looks

>>82288020
yab

>>82287779
What Doctor Who?

>>82287509
Hey, COOL IT

>>82288025
those writs are pretty thin

Why are managers waiting for the girls to personally give Justice mods? What are they waiting for?

>>82288045
So she used her narcissism to get her to join. Brilliant

>>82288130
It's her, Jane Touhou

>>82288061
VERY cute

>>82288184
Managers only exist to make the girl's lives harder, not easier.

I just wanna SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFF the biboo really hard for a good long while

>>82288175
Wait till you see Kobo and Ririka's. They need a fucking sandwich

>>82288168
That one is taken

>>82288190
Eeww, a schizo replied to my post

>>82288121
Vegan acne

>>82288184
They have to earn being mods

Fauna is too strong

>4 years later
>Ame is still the cutest holo
I think it's about time they just give up on releasing any new gens tbqdesu

>Bug bite 5 inch diameter

Tick? I cant think of anything else if she cant see spider fangs

I just got here what quest is Biboo doing

>>82288108
Doctor here
she's going to die unless she swallows my cum down her throat right now

>>82288079
Unironically half of the members of EN and JP are like that

You people act like "shitposters" are the worst thing that happened to this thread yet if one day the mods banned every "shitpost" half of you would leave within the month, you claim to hate shitposters so much yet the second you see a post you deem to be "wrong" you type your little reply at 500wpm, you have an entire meta of replying to shitposters, do you know what happens when someone posts a wojak, people ignore and report and its taken care of within a minute, you know what happens when someone says ame isnt actually a modern day jesus, you sit there replying over and over, giving the go ahead signal to all shitposters currently on call, you are ringing your dinner bell and saying the current streams on right now arent actually entertaining enough for you, you need a little bit of drama, you need a little zoo exhibition, maybe you're having a bad day and you need to feel good about yourself by typing non-responses to posts you believe are low-effort, haha I owned this guy by typing ogey, haha skippa skippa, its been said a thousand times, shitposters are baiting for replies, they do not care about the content of said replies. If I make a post and my blue tab icon gets the little white notification I've won before ive even tabbed back in, my mission has been successful, and so has yours. You don't care about the shitposts, if you did you would ignore and report, you can say what you want but the fact this thread isnt full of wojaks and roommate information is proof enough. You love arguing, you crave it, you can't control yourself, you just have to type skippa skippa, whenever you see a shitpost you reply to it, whenever there arent shitposts you start making posts about how you hate shitposts, you are obsessed, people will be watching a big collab and they will unironically type "oh man this collab is so good the shitposting will be insane later", they cant help but think about shitposting, you will claim its someone exposing their plan to shitpost later but this assertion makes little sense.
Replying to shitposters is your hobby, when they are here you love replying to them, when they are gone you love speculating about what angle they will try next. Saying ogey or skippa skippa or pretending to be italian does nothing but keep the cycle going, its a mutually beneficial relationship.

>>82287849
How the fuck do you organize any big collabs with people like this?

>>82287509
LOOK AT ME!

>>82288288
Her greatest strength... and greatest weakness...

Fauna is tougher than she looks

>>82288263
awooga

>>82288291
Second cutest, but she's married to the cutest so I'll let it slide

>>82287976
this should be the new schizo shitposting image honestly

>>82288306
She's currently on a quest for world domination

>>82288316
skippa skippa

>>82288316
holy skippa

>>82288250
maybe... OR they need to be held and caressed tenderly by me

>>82288316
skippa skippa

Why does Fauna’s voice sound different now? Sounds a bit deeper now.

>>82288316

>>82288301
That is huge what the heckuh

>>82288306
She just met yes man

>>82287779
>Dr Who watchalong
that will either be pure kino or complete cringe depending on which Doctor/run it is

>>82288316
Ogey Rrat
Skippa Skippa

>scared of taking Benadryl
HOLY FUCKING WOMAN

>>82287509
ZIMBABWE

>>82288366
Covid

>>82288316
skippa skippa

>>82288301
horseflies leave HUGE itchy bug bites, but aren't particularly harmful
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabanidae

>>82288347
I disagree with your opinion but I respect it.

I'm shocked that so many people just are okay with you killing Benny

>>82288316

>>82288316

>>82288301
huh id go to the fucking hospital for that sounds like she got bit by a recluse spider

>>82288319
ping @everyone and then send personal DMs to everyone that just got pinged via @everyone

That’s actually the right thing to do Fauna. If you can deal with the pain without opioids, you should. Opioids get overprescribed.

How many SCs has Fauna read?

>>82288352

>>82288319
You single out people one by one until enough say yes.
The challenge is often not finding enough people, but keeping enough people when they start flaking or conditioning their appearance. Like "I'll show for this time but not this" or "I'm only in if X is in, I don't know the others"

>>82288316
Shitposters never bothered me. Being strict on them always made boards worst imho. Some good off-shoots were made because of it, so it wasn't a total loss.

>>82288385
Joke about fanbase X here

>>82288459
STFU

Imagine getting Fauna's gums

>>82288370

Fun fact: The creator confirmed that Igon wasn't inspired by Ahab. But by sheer coincidence, he made a modern Ahab & Moby Dick.

melly

>>82288360
>>82288361
>>82288364
>>82288370
>>82288401
>>82288421
>>82288430
>>82288439
There has never been a point made so clearly and so quickly

>>82287976
This looks like it would be Biboo’s 2.0

>>82288427
Benny is a piece of shit, what incentive is there NOT to kill him?

Biboo you can't say that.

>take a gum leave a gum
ewww

>>82288459
Several

Biboo is begging to get porked

>>82288528
Igon deez nuts

>>82288425
Same desu to you brother

>>82288316
mucho texto

Would you drink the combined mixture of saliva and toothpaste from your oshi after she finishes brushing her teeth? She'll even spit it out onto your face.

>>82288316
All those words I am not reading.

>>82288528
the character's AI file is literally titled "Ahab"

That looked so cool

Some random stranger's tissue is inside Fauna's mouth...

>>82288459
All the snails

NOTHING PERSONNEL KID

>>82288554
theirs is a chance someone out there is going to receive a piece of Fauna directly in their mouth

>>82288535
All me

>>82288613
Yeah, mine.

I feel like Ame won't really like ER if she keeps taking such big stream breaks, approaching some of the difficult content of this game while rusty is a quick recipe to get pissed off

>>82288445
>>82288488
This sounds like a process

WHAT IN THE GODDAMN

Ame is looking at a giant's sack...

Koseki Bibaby my beloved

>>82288316
tl,dr

>>82288580
Downside?

>>82288613
Yeah, mine

>>82288402
but spongebob told her not to

>>82288653
yeah, but hololive girls are cute so...

>>82288316
skippa

Biboo wtf

So is refusing medical care for a five inch diameter bump also a vegan thing or just a retard thing?

>>82288655
Yeah, mine

>>82288535
Cope and seethe, douchefag. Save your walls of text for Plebbit.

>>82288643
>>82288686
Sorry I didn't mean to post twice, internet issues.

ame got distracted by the sack...

>>82288674

>>82288708
a woman thing
so a retard thing yeah

>>82288580

>>82288600
Yeah, but the writer didn't mean that.

BENNY LOVE

how come no one is talking about how Noel said she has massive violent menhera episodes every month?

>>82288708
It's also a matter of cost saving

BIBOO NO

BENNY LOVE

Fauna is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very cute today.

>>82288708
Just a retard thing

RIP BOZO

>>82288316
You’re right. It’s most fun when new, novel angles are introduced. We may be tired of the standard kiara or fauna shitposts but even ame shitposts are more interesting at this point, and most fun when they are hopelessly wrong and it’s easy to call them out cuz it makes me feel clever

what do we think

BENNY LOVE

I'm going to go watch Flow tomorrow (the Jibun Wo guys) and I'm trying to decide if I should bring penlights. What do you guys think?

>>82288709
Reminder that Ina's sweaty and musty butthole sticks to the toilet seat whenever she goes to poop and the humidity forces the smell to linger long after she's finished because there's no AC in there.

>>82288708
It's an Ameriburger health insurance thing.
>nothing we can do, just tough it out
>that'll be $899.99 + tip

>>82288763
I mean, don't all women?

>>82288766
Yeah you save a lot of money if you're fucking dead.

>>82288773
>today

would you eat a tasty meal with your oshi

ALL MY HOMIES HATE BENNY

Biboo gets it

>>82288613

>>82288316

Why did fauna need gum graft???

>>82288763
what's new

>Viewers are divided on a streamer's recent attack being blocked by an enemy's sack, with some finding it cheap and others finding it funny.

>>82288763
Anon how many people do you think actually speak nihongo here, on /hlgg/ on /vt/ in 2024

>>82288763
Mate, that's called a period. It's nothing new.

>>82288780
very nice

DON'T EVER CALL BIBOO A BABY

>>82288763
Because we have known about that for years?

>>82288752
Don’t do this with hag tights, it’s dangerous

THIS BABY IS A MENACE, SHE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

>>82288586
i am getting cute aggression from this little guy

SHE DID IT

Biboo really hates being called baby

Bae cute!

>Biboo ate Benny
Not even Ame or Kiara went that far.
What a whore.

>>82288791
Just bring them, if others are using them you can join. If they aren't, you can just ignore yours, or use them anyway if you are based.

>>82288818
Because her teeth were too long.

>>82288708
I havent been to a doctor or dentist in 11 years, saved me a fuck ton of money t.burger although I'm worried that I have cancer or something by now idk

And yes I brush and floss my teeth you asshole

>>82288708
here's what would happen
She would go to Urgent Care, wait like 30mins to an hour depending on how busy it is
They would tell her to put some neo sporin on it and NOT SCRATCH IT
then send her home and charge her 400 bucks minus the deductible on her insurance

do you guys like ame's giggles

>>82288743
That is pretty stereotypically a man thing, honestly.

>>82288780
i approve wholeheartedly with the sole exception that cecilia shouldn't have nipples

>>82288535

A lot of naughty things went across Ame's mind

>>82288818
I don't remember but I think it was cavities?

Dog!

>>82288763
new to women or?

>>82288818

Some peoples gums are just thin as fuck so abrasion from food/brushing can wear them way quicker

Moss mention

>>82288791
Like, in person?

HAIRY MOSS MENTION

what the dog doing

>>82288708
Those five inches? My pecker

>>82288773
This is a much better post than when saplings spam FAUNA CUTE in all caps 20 times. Well done sapling you are improving.

would you kiss an anon that kissed your oshi

>>82288890
nah she just had receding gumlines.

>>82288763
With a body like that, being extra hormonal is not a surprise

>>82288874
>do you guys like ame's
yes

>>82288780
Women can’t actually have sex with each other

>>82288580
Why wouldn't I?

>>82288763
>female
>menhera
what a surprise

is it still /ameg/ here?

Updated 8/5/24

>>82288867
>>82288890
Wrong.
>>82288818
receding gums

my ame

[Ame News] She's broken inside.

>>82288948
I would cut his throat and feed him to the hounds

Hairy but hole

>two weeks without homocollabs
?

>>82288866
True, it just means I'll have an extra bag with me.
>>82288911
Yeah! They're doing a world tour right now.

>>82288973
Always has been.

>Thank you Anonymous

>>82288871
if you have insurance you should still go see the doctor and have them do blood work. it's pretty much free. Everything AFTER that is not
t. someone that did the same thing for all of his 20s

>>82288942
that's because of cute aggression, you wouldn't get it.

>>82288985
fuck off

>>82288874
>do you guys like ame
yes

>>82288985
Fauna has ADHD

>>82288973
Ye

Ame only hiccups when she's horny

>>82288780

BOWSON CUTE

>>82288948
I would kiss Nerissa yes

Bowson is so ugly goddamn

>>82289043
that's how i found out my vitamin d was dangerously low, but to be fair, i kinda guessed as much before i went

>>82288985
This is so wrong lmao

bowson

Muemi's duvet was the best so far

>>82288763
The keyboard snap..

>>82289060
No she doesnt

Double nice.

>Biboo has a fan in game that will literally kill for her
HEY THAT'S ME!

>>82288763
>Noel said she has massive violent menhera episodes
Next thing you're going to tell is you're shock Matsuri has menhera episodes all of the time. Like every fucking Jp Holo almost has fucking menhera episodes or depressive episodes like at least once a month

>>82288902
This is why I stopped brushing mine, personally.

Why did the wasp bring a suitcase to the fig tree?
Because it was planning to "fig"ure out how to stay there!

>>82288763
that's called having a vagina

>>82288960
and yet somehow I managed to fuck your mother for years

>>82288763
>>82289131
i can handle them

>Ame 9 INT

>>82289099
how does a lack of D manifest?

ok guys i have a good one hear me out
would you..wait for it
would you hug
no
would you squeeze
wait no hug was alright
would you hug your oshi's pet

>>82289099
yea that's pretty common thing with basement dwellers. Low vitamin D is super easy to take supplements for and it does wonders for your mood and sleep schedule

>>82289111
Even better than IRyS's yeah.

>>82289160
Post pits flareposter

Fauna is kinda gross sometimes

Chat summary
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Viewers are discussing the intelligence of the character Ame from the videogame Elden Ring, with some finding it funny that she has only 9 intelligence.

KEK

>>82288763

post the clip of her freaking out at dark souls

>>82289174
you start posting as an Aqua Crew, heimin, or kazamatai on /hlgg/.
when it reaches a terminal stage you become a kenzie.

>>82289201

That Carian Sorcery sword is absolutely balls as a catalyst unless you have like, 41 INT and only 41 INT. But you can do things like r1 into Carian Slicer or Gavel of Haima.

>>82289174
when you don't get enough sunlight

>>82289179
No cuz i dont like animal hair

My Ame is gonna die...

>>82289201
well she's a woman so...

Just live in a place that’s dry and temperate/cold and you never have to deal with bugs

>>82288763
they usually call it pms

must be a female right?

>>82289230
jesus...

Biboo you can't just carry around dead bodies like that.

>>82289188
Should I self supplement? It's obvious I'm lacking in it, too lazy to do the check.

>>82289277
Or you know, a....

>>82289277
Either that or a sneakerhead

>>82289277
shoe niggas are usually dudes

https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1820632941938237763
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1820632941938237763
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1820632941938237763

https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1820632941938237763
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1820632941938237763
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1820632941938237763

>>82289269
which leaves antarctica?

>>82289174
Vitamin D deficiency basically just feels like depression.

SOON
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1820632941938237763

Fauna never wears heels because she never learned how to walk in them

YAB

>>82289321
dog? I don't think dogs own shoes, anonchama. or send supas for that matter.

>4 Doc Martens
SEXO

>>82289335
>>82289331
SOON

>>82289277
or a giant flaming faglord

AME STOP BREAKING THE GAME

Biboo is desecrating Benny's corpse...

so what did ame do just now?

>>82287487

These feet were not made for high heels

>>82289314
you can't overdose on it, so go for it

What boots/shoes do Saplings wear?

'melier

This is a great topic Fauna

>Lilypichu
Why does everyone know her?

>>82289413
Vans.

god biboo keeps looking to the chat for validation

I bet Fauna's feet are scentless

>>82289401
They were made for my mouth

>>82289364
Fauna should step on my cock with these

>>82289364
I want to see how Fauna dresses casually.

Ame has missed literally every Scadu fragment in this region

>>82289331
>>82289335
SOON

>>82289314
Sure, but you should still check to see if there is anything more you might need

i know this might be a foolish endeavour but...
why does ERB call zatsus..rabbits?
is it a british thing?

>>82288792
This. You can easily pay a thousand dollars (after insurance) for a doctor to just shrug at you.

>>82289434
This foot would be in a croc

Fauna forgot she is rich...