/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

If you weren't a newfag you'd know

>>82186340
>pic unrelated

>>82186445
Pekora is in the pic anon.

>>82186340
Because they want cum

>>82186486
And she's over a hundred years old.

>>82186340
because zoomers have mommy issues

>>82186340
Two months ago I turned 35.

>>82186340
everyone is getting older

>>82186340
They have the hottest designs and demeanor.

>>82186340
because i'm in my 30s and i want to marry a cute woman in her 30s and start a family with her

>>82187380
Women 30+ can't be 'cute' unless they're pretending to be under 30 like most hagtubers. A woman talking with a deeper adult voice can't be cute.

>>82186340
she's in their 50s-60s noufagi you creepy faggot

>>82186340
I want to have sex with Pekomama.

>>82189018
you know she isn't a virgin right?

>>82187380
same
except i'm in my 40's

>>82188131
Faggot

>>82186340
Because vtuber fans are aging into their 30's. Kizuna Ai debuted in 2016 - 8 years ago - and Hololive's daisenpai Tokino Sora debuted only a year later. If you were, say, 23 or 24 when that happened, you are now over 30.

>>82189484
I still want little girls. how do you explain that?

>>82189550
Easy, You either grew up online & never matured to the point where you feel like an adult who should be with other adults or you were sexually abused as a child and the trauma has you partially trapped at the age where it happened and you've never successfully dealt with that trauma.

>>82189685
>You have to like old roasties or else you were abused!
The founding Fathers of your country all married 12yos

>>82188131
Counterpoint

>>82189731
>"All women over the age of 30 are roasties"
Man, you musc be fun at parties.

>"Your country was founded by pedophiles"
Ad-hoc red herring fallacy; wtf does that have to do with anything?
Red herring

I want to give my hag oshis a family and grow old together. They want it too, they’ve brought up having a soccer team worth of kids.

>>82186340

>>82189731
And the prophet Muhamad married an 8 years old girl. What's your point? That old powerful people were degenerates? If you're a PDFile just say it, we're /here/.

>>82186340
Because millennials are the largest group of the total population, also a lot of men want to fuck an older woman.

>>82190639
>we're /here/
And yet you still use a faggy euphemism for pedophile.

>>82190639
>calls other degenerates
>on vt
There's a reason why all vtubers try to act young and lie about their age. It's natural to like young women. Stop censoring yourself fag. And I say this as a hagchad. But I believe oyakodon is the truen path
>>82190186
>Noooo, I cant be proud of my country! we were all savages until the smartphone was invented!
holy zoomer, this really explains the lower birth rates worldwide

>>82188131
people's voices don't actually deepen like anime, the anime development process into huge people doesn't happen. bara especially is bullshit, men that size use anabolic steroids and are aggro shitheads making all bara things impossible. women do to a degree hag out but their voice doesn't change without cigarettes, meaning that a young pekomom absolutely did not have pekora's voice at pekora's age.

>>82186340
why wouldn't they be? why are women like this? first they want us to not be so infatuated with young women, and now that we aren't they aren't happy either.

>>82186340
>30s
>old
That's just women my age, you retarded kid. Anyway sex with hags.
>>82188131
This is the gayest thing I have ever read.

>>82186340
I'm 37

>>82190075
Still a cake

>>82195006
so you would pass on smashing some hot teen bunny pussy just because you are 37?

>>82186340
not to be freudposting but I think it's because newer generations are into mommy type women because their mothers were more absent because they were out of the house working more

>>82186340
Oedipus Complex.
Man-children that didn't grow up right realize life is too hard and want to return to the old days where they were being babied.
As you can imagine, vtuber fans are mentally retarded.

>>82186340
30 is NOT old
30 is YOUNG and YOUTHFUL

>>82186340
A significant number of anons are in their 30s and have come to realize that lusting after women about a decade or so younger than you is only the result of finding them physically attractive, whereas the age gap can often lead to the realization that you actually find them kind of annoying; they lack maturity, often have different interests, even a distinct way of speaking. Meanwhile, 30+ women are far more relatable, and on top of that, vtubers have the bonus of ageless perfection that comes with the anime "art style", which broadens the appeal for some.

tl;dr, this meme.

>>82186340
It's because we're in our 30's now

>>82189163
Imagine the hip control she's got with that much experience

You know in the American Pie movies, Jim has all these complications with figuring out which girl he wants to settle with, while Finch has it simple being able to get with Stifler's mom on multiple occasions?
When that first movie came out, I knew people who wanted the life Finch had getting hags and mommies, and I wouldn't doubt people in current year wanting that same life, maybe even more than originally.

>>82186340
Because they are hidden behind young looking anime avatars

>>82188131
unless you are a smoker or some shit like that voices don't change that much
I'm over 30 and still sound 16...

>>82186340
>30s
>Pekomama
anon I know Pekomama is a good concept but what we call "holomama" is more like a grandmas irl...
"old women in their 30s" are literally just most of holomems

>>82196586
>>you actually find them kind of annoying; they lack maturity, often have different interests, even a distinct way of speaking.
This. So much this. Went to a Tinder date with a 20 years old when I was 31. God she was boring... At that age almost everyone is basic as fuck.
My oshi is a hag, but with a fun personality that I can enjoy.

>>82198230
I'm not gonna lie, I'm 31 and I feel like I'd be fucking boring on a date. But part of that is because I'm an unhinged shutin.

>>82197572
early 30s is for beginners anyway, 40+ is where it's at

>>82186340
You have to remember how long this website has been around, anon. Us oldfags were here before the new wave of people. Our tastes change over time. In my case, I've grown older and have dated plenty of young women (some barely of age). I'm tired of young, inexperienced drama. I want a woman who is experienced and much more stable. I want a woman less interested in flings and want one who's interested in settling down and having a family.

That's why hags are preferable to us, anon.

>>82186340
30+ is milf territory
In terms of anime stereotypes, milf = massive tits, soft body, kind demeanor
Massive tits sell
Next question

>>82202366
>milf = massive tits, soft body, kind demeanor
I want a dominant, tomboy, forceful MILF.

>>82196586
This. I dated someone with a 10 year gap for a bit, and while I found all her zoomerisms and autistic interests cute and endearing, the absolute dumb naivety and impulsivity was much less so.

>>82186340
Her mom is probably in her 60s.

>>82196586
>>82198230
>>82203212
Okay, but you also get guys in their early 30s that act like they're really old and world wise. In reality they behave like petulant children and always make up excuses for believing whatever conspiracy and outrage campaign, whatever is popular every few weeks.
I'd settle for getting to know anyone that doesn't make me feel like I'm dealing with kids.

>>82203551
dear god

>>82195853
ojisan cope

>>82203551
"All cats are grey in the dark."

>>82188131
>A woman talking with a deeper adult voice can't be cute.
Pochi-sensei...

>>82203840
Yeah I mean, being old does not guarantee someone is mature, unfortunately. It's also possible for a younger person to have their head screwed on right but to some extent being too emotionally mature early on might just mean they had a shitty childhood.
Heck, if I was a more secure individual maybe I'd deal with the zoomers better too, instead of projecting insecurities about my past failures on them.

>>82195100
>teen

>>82190639
You are glowing hard right now

>>82186340
Always had a mommy thing for as long as I can remember. I feel like a mother's love is the purest form of love there is. (Not to say there aren't some mothers that are crummy.) I'm aware at my age that such love would be reserved for our children more than me, but the potential is apparent in many hags and even that is nice to be around.

>>82186445
Your eigo reps are really improving, Pekora

>>82186340
Fine I'll post since no else has:
>Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).
June 25, 1745
My dear Friend,
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper (((Remedy))). It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!
Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.