/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Clara is not seiso

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

I LOVE MY MOM

Are pools good for you?

Thread bgm:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX97BLZZZW0

https://wheelofnames.com/wjr-xfz
https://pastebin.com/53VKyjcE

>>82184394

Tell a PG13 joke about a Phase Connect talent.

Runie in the morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHRXqIlZvEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHRXqIlZvEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHRXqIlZvEQ

>>82184443
peepee ppoopoo lol

I love Runie
She a cutie

Remember when I made a banana OP and no one noticed and it carried on for like 5 threads after I went to sleep

Kulala is seiso

wrath

I love Shiina!

>>82184574
Last time we looped the Yuri thing I put a dick in the OP and it was hilarious watching everyone play tug-of-war over Yuri while totally ignoring the dick for over half the day.

>>82184594
I'm glad sexy week is over

Is Clara seiso?

I hate all chatters, yes even (you)

>>82184699
Aw shucks

>>82184676
Yes

>>82184664
I hate the concept of doing X week, it can filter people pretty hard. Just do it spread out. I only watched Claraoke.

>>82184676
No

>>82184676
Maybe

>>82184699
I love you anon

>>82184699
But I'm a good chatter

I hate Runie
She kinda fruity
And she got me addicted to blue archive
I wanna suck on Tsubaki's fat tits

>>82184676
I don't know

>>82184862
I can't believe Runie has hateviewers.

>>82184862
Grim, gacha hell
Hina clears tbdesu

>>82184891
Hot take: hatewatching is just someone being tsundere.

>>82184862
For me, it's breeding wakamo

>>82184862
This but Tsurugi

>>82184752
X-weeks can be fun, but they should stagger them on holidays, doing them randomly can confuse and filter casual viewers. But doing something like a "sexy week" around valentines or Halloween makes sense.

>>82184676
Can you repeat the question?

https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1820110955168375091

https://poal.me/3b1h5n

>>82185002
Is Clara sexo?

Alright I got the leaks for new invaders, please stop asking.
mint fantome
wosemi
gawr gura

Iori wrote my hero academia ending.

HELP
HELP ME
https://jiggie.fun/VCpMGm

>>82185013
Wemi…

>>82184540
I want to put a dog collar on Saya and drag her naked in public

Phasers are the best livers.

>>82185013
My sister got a lung infection once. She had to go to the ICU and almost died.

>>82184676
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

I love evil woman…I love evil woman…

>>82185013
i hope she'll not die in few next years

>>82185102
This except I drag her to the dog park to make new friends

>>82185139
Wemi probably got pneumonia

How did the thread react to Clara's stream earlier

>>82185205

>>82185013

>>82185013
How would you react if one of the notoriously frail girls like Wemi, Muyu, Shiina or Tenma died, or Airi would get isekaid by Cali traffic?
How do you think the rest of Phase and the fanbase would react?
It is something that could very plausibly happen.

>>82185362
Tenma dying could've probably actually killed Phase

>>82185313
noooo, dont kill me, i'm too sexy to die

>>82185411
Why?

>>82184862
I'm a Hina kinda guy

>>82185440
>OG member dies
>Second most popular talent dead
>Would've driven the rest of Gen one to suicidal depression
>Hiatuses left and right
>No longer any kind of energy from the girls

>>82185013
She’s so frail and prone to sickness that she could just die randomly one of these days.
I really have to stop getting emotionally attached to strangers on the internet.

>>82185362
tf you mean tenma is frail, haven't you heard her stories of sleeping on bench and drinking like a truck driver?

>>82185440
She’s the glue that holds Gen1 together and is the biggest unityfag in the entire company. Everything she does is for the girls and Phase Connect’s continued success

>>82185518
>weak body
>low int
>overall unlucky
Grim

>>82185528
Anon, COVID almost killed her, her lungs gave out, she was hooked to a respiration machine in the hospital and a priest read her last rites. She even prayed for the first time in years.

>>82185362
if wemi died people would be sad but not surprised, she has the worst luck possible coupled with a frail body
i could see a few of the girls who like her going menhera for a time which might effect the corpo

>>82185528
Tenma has a heart condition and has nearly died on stream like three times from getting too worked up in scary games. The heavy drinking does not help her condition at all.

>>82185362
we're having it too good lately, i'm expecting a massive catastrophe anytime now
2 weeks top

Which Phase Connect talents are slutty?

>>82185528
She’s almost had heart attacks on stream like ten times, same with Shiina.
They both have really weak hearts and a shitton of other medical issues.

>>82185605
STOP, YOU ARE INVITING BACK LUCK. I unironically include certain phase girls into my daily prayers.

Katawa Connect

>>82185362
I think about this all the time. Graduations and terminations happen all the time, but I've never seen what happens if a corpo chuuba just literally fucking dies.
I can't imagine how I'd react to the news.

>>82185594
>>82185601
>>82185652
well fuck i missed that, i always thought she just don't like horrors coz too scared of them

poor fox girl

>>82185639
None.

Hime should do a doggy petplay RP stream as a punishment for herself and as a reward for her fans loyalty.

>>82185362
Honestly freak accidents are so rare that I don't even consider them a possibility, there's been like what one chuuba who died from a car crash? Out of the million+ in this industry? As for something more realistic like terminal illness, chances are they'll either graduate quietly while living out their last months with family, or still graduate while announcing the illness.

I can't realistically see anyone wanting to spend their last few months alive streaming with very noticeably poor health, even the most dedicated members like 10ma.

>>82185440
She's the heart and soul of phase connect?

>>82185748
if I remember correctly she said on stream she took nitro for her heart when she was unwell

>>82185659
no

Rumama hag laugh.

You are streaming Forbidden until 100k, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM

>>82186028
no

Runie made a dead dad joke

>>82186028
Why yes

>>82186127
Pretty funny

>>82184676
She's Japanese

>>82186094
Please do it she’s less than 500 views away from 100k and it would be super cool if she reached it during stream

>>82184699
After segsy week I have newfound hatred on donaters.

>>82186197
ogey

>>82185362
I wouldn’t be surprised if some crackhead nigger just murder rapes one of the Cali girls.
California is such a fucking hellhole these days.

I'm mildly concerned by the Vexpo twitter account. They've been making 'le cool zoomer' type posts and it gives me an unprofessional '2 guys in a shed' vibes or Fyre Fes/Dashcon for examples.

I have no idea what i'm going to walk into.

https://x.com/Vtuber_Expo/status/1819710533970338169

>>82186028
Just to anyone not aware, unless they've changed it very recently, youtubes algorithm will only let the same IP stack 3 views in a 24 hour period to avoid bot abuse. So if you really wanna hard carry those last 500 views you gotta learn how to ban evade.

runie can't flip

>Runie already needs a hip replacement

Oh she literally only needs 500 more views.

Always get such good lore from these morning streams

>>82185306
Meh. It wasn't even really that good. She was just reading donations the whole time

>>82185362
I would be really fucking sad. What else could I do?

>>82186310
>unprofessional '2 guys in a shed' vibes
TBF why are you expecting any different?
Believe it or not vtubing is still a relatively small niche outside of Japan, so anything not official ran by a large corpo like hololive is gonna feel pretty unprofessional be default since it's pulled together by community members.

>>82184232
How do I plap uruka? Can someone give me instructions?

>>82186493
use your plapenis

>>82186493
Just be tall, rich, and handsome.
Easy

>>82186493
>Be Asian
>Be attractive
>Be 6ft +
>Make $150,000+ a year
>Cook and clean after her

sakana needs to call of vexpo bongland riots are getting worse

>>82186493
Lie on your resume about meeting her qualifications. Plap her. Leave her a single mother.

>>82186493
it probably wouldn't take much. uruka seems like one of those girls that'll just let you feel her up if she's used to hanging around you

>>82186577
Honestly let them cook

>>82186560
Anonette said plap not marry.

>>82186310
It's a European vtuber convention, to be honest I'm surprised it's not being literally hosted in a shed.

>>82186560
Don't forget you have to have the same opinions as her, share her hobbies and don't touch or talk to her if she doesn't feel like it. You're there only when she wants you to do something around then ignored the rest of the time like a mix of a sugar daddy and a butler.

I wonder if runie get the coffee shit, can you imagine how her stomach is feeling while she's streaming? She would have to silently let's out silent smelly farts. Right after stream she would bolt for the toilet, I bet her fatass would seal in the stinky smell.

>>82186493
(You) don't because you aren't attractive, smart, or funny.

Which Phaser for this?

>>82186671

>janny scum deletes my dick pics immediately

>>82186560
lol, LMAO

>>82186688
Lia and Pippa

>>82186577
Smug should irl stream the riots while Lumi commentates

>>82186607
If only it was true, nobody would do that with me.

>>82186688

>>82186699
Get a better looking dick

>>82186720
I hope a paki stabs him

>>82186726
Femanon....

>>82186702
Uruka has very high standards anon. It's only natural considering what a natural beauty she is.

>>82186744
fast

>>82186757
I believe you.

>>82186688
Airi and Clara

>>82186699
only good cocks stay in this thread

Casual Runie watcher, she doesn't stream during my watch hours typically. What's the RuPoints thing?

>>82186747

>>82186493
>>82186735
GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD. Give her an ARMY of CUBS.

RUNIE HATES DIZZY

>>82186757
Lumi said Uruka is pretty of course Lumi would never lie

>Runie: It’s not my favorite

>>82186493
Harvest organs from few hundreds refugees and buy her a Stradivarius, she will let you do anything to her. ANYTHING.

>>82186456
Sorry, i was too rough last night.

>>82186838
Gross

it was rescheduled again (again)

>>82186752
That would be absolute kino. Imagine him just laying there dying while donations come in laughing at him.

>>82186831
Kind of a joke. She said she would do an ASMR at 100 points iirc but they don't actually do anything. Also said feet pics at like 100k but that would take 30 years at the rate we get them.

>>82186822
Open wide

https://files.catbox.moe/we7ix9.jpg

>>82186861
It probably tastes better now after she said that desu.

>>82186831
No one knows, sometimes viewers get some but for what porpoise? It’s a mystery

>>82186831
Our only chance to get an ASMR stream

>>82186855
To many Phase girls have called Uruka pretty, it's suspicious.

>runie holds a grudge over minor things
same

>>82186942
They unironically want to fuck her.

>>82186943
She could probably be easily convinced by Pippa to join her in writing in the book of grudges.

>>82186905
ew

>>82186905
Gonna rail twink Lia with my fat Himecock

>>82186905
wtf dude, clean your dick

>>82186942
Same for Pippa. It's a phase psyop

>>82186577
Just finished catching up on that, Jesus Christ

>>82186905
I'm Asian and my cock is bigger than that

>>82186942
>>82187017
I'm sure all phase girls are honest to a fault and would never tell an ugly girl she's pretty to make her feel better.

>>82186905
>AI slop

>>82187079
who who
who who

Someone like Runie is the exact kind of person you need if you go to the doctor and they dismiss whatever’s wrong with you

>>82186838
Do you think she'll like my ice cream?

>Runie's the dad of the group
>I'm more about practical solutions
Runie's girthy cock uwu

No males?

>>82187252
except me

>>82187252
I'm the Phase dildo all the girls share

>>82186905
Lia would have a gnarly futa penis if she was male
https://files.catbox.moe/4tvac3.jpg

>>82187207

>>82187269
oppa...

>>82186688
isn't that every vtuber

>>82187205
Is there a full image

[Runie news]
Had her FFTactics save file deleted by some kid on a bus

>>82186942
>Believing what women say

>>82186688
all of them

>>82187395
based

Sounds like Runie is trying to be more evil than she already is

>>82186699
Fags deserve to be oppressed and suppressed.

>>82187395
I hope she corrected him

>>82187395
Can someone explain this in divegrass terms

I am about to cum on your oshi's standee

>>82187395
Yea me

why do phase connecters not work on sunday and monday

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
whore live

>>82187496
use the jar

That doctor? All me.

>>82187582
Lumi works everyday!

>>82187649
yeah for me

KID RUNIE'S OLD WORN PANTIES

>>82187386
use image search
https://i.4cdn.org/vt/1722786702021288.png

Oooh Fox is live in 50 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_htzbQaRtdI

>>82187591

runie's mom is savage

>>82187591
What kind of message should I write to Lumi today?

>>82187729
ooh nice game

>>82187395
Based kid. Fuck girls they are icky

>>82187823
>Fuck girls
that's the plan

Preteen Runie ToT

>>82187496
I ordered my Pippa standee like 2 years ago.

I'm starting to suspect Lumi is the most /here/ member of PC, not Pippa

Runie's family sound like fun people

>>82187854
Ew

Why are more cocks and gay porn being posted to phase? Is this the result of pippa getting involved with literal fansly whores? Please graduate Pippa.

>>82187928
Very chalant post.

>>82187928
It's literally all me. I can't be banned for longer than it takes me to change my IP address

>>82187928
>more
Nigga we barely get any cocks nowaday. Back in the golden age we would get like 7 in one thread. Nowadays we are lucky if we see 1 or 2 in a week.

Kaneko "it hurts to swallow" Lumi

>>82187887
few of girls mentioned this
their lose desu, sooner or later anons will burn them and their mental health for this

[Lumi news] it hurts to swallow

>>82187649
>works

About to get some CRAZY dick

>>82187983
femanon shush

>>82187794
I <3 u
But write it in cum

Spiral lines in Runie's eyes is on top of her brows when she closes her eyes. Model's glitching?

>>82188070
Wtf bro

>>82187794
how deranged your message must be? are you gonna write that as anon or not?

keep the gay shit contained to june
im talking to you bitos and likers

[Lumi news] She's going to kill herself

>>82188108
it's probably just a free asset she tacked on.

>>82188168
LETS GOOOOOO

>>82188108
It's just an overlay, anon. That's how most of the stuff she does is done. The outfit is also an overlay'd asset.

>>82188147
But it's gay rp Saturday...

>>82188168
Just a normal day.

>>82188208
It's Sunday.

>>82188208
>saturday

Why are less cocks and gay porn being posted to phase? Is this the result of gen 3 opening the door to new, philistine phasers? Please graduate eimi

lumi is falling apart

>>82187928
It's the drug addled Liker/Starknight doing their usual bullshit.

>>82187496

>>82188208
>saturday

>>82188208
>He's still in yesterday

Lumi's taking two weeks off, all this shoulder bullshit is just laying the groundwork

[Lumi News] She lies to Shiina's face

>>82188299
when do the two weeks start

>>82188322
based

>>82188185
>>82188200
Tks, anons.

Lumi doesn't take birth control
Just imagine

>>82188322
>lies

Why did Ember punch the Sun?

Lumi news.
Not on birth control. Never has been.

>>82188403

>>82188434
Gamer moment

>>82188403
>there's still a chance

>>82188434
she was tired of lumi lying to her.

>>82188322
>News

Runie really was made to be a vtuber with all these physical ailments

I like it when Lumi is trying to say something and her chat interrupts her with money and she gets mad so they keep doing it

>>82188322
Lumi never lies

Why do women cry while reading One Piece

>>82185065
jig server died

>>82188445
I'm glad she's being honest

>>82188659
Because it's kino stfu

Lumi sees herself in Jewelry Bonney

>>82188659
>why do women
we'll never know

Lumi hates South Korea

ngl finding out shiina has yugioh smut just laying around ready to deploy at a moments notice has changed my outlook on meemaw, its like finding out your mom has a porno mag under the bed

>>82188659
One piece is the cringiest shit Japan has ever shat out on the world (in regards to sucessful anime properties atleast).

>>82188694
you're lucky it's sunday runie you will get back in your wagie cage tomorrow.

I think a lot about making sweet love to a bito. Gently penetrating his little asshole and pounding him from behind until he blows a load from all the prostate stimulation. After that I'd flip him to his back and get more aggressive with him, holding his feet behind his head while I pile drive his bussy until he's cross eyed. I'll have my bito bf one day. Until then I jerk off to cure femboys and pretend they are bitos

>>82188884
I wish i was both of them

Lumi loves .png

>>82188884
why are you gay

Stop being turbo-gay on the lord's day

>>82188774
She literally developed an orc fetish from reading too many elf rape doujins.

>>82188884
I think you should kill yourself.

>>82188774
>its like finding out your mom has a porno mag under the bed
I thought the stereotype was in a box in the wardrobe.

STREAM FORBIDDEN
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM

Today has been terrible.
I just kept going back to sleep.

>>82189008
Gross

>>82189121
We all have those days.

>>82188884
liker...

>>82189059
99,845. She wants to hit 100k on stream

>trashes anime
>is made out of anime
what did lumi mean by this?

>>82189277
Trashing Koreaslop manwha is based though. Koreans have no souls.

[passive aggressive leading question]

[smug conclusion]

>>82189277
Anime sucks
Manga is a billion times better

>>82189059
It is honestly so good and I'm usually pretty nonplussed when it comes to vtuber music

Lumi is a real anime enjoyer

>>82189367
>>82189059
I kept humming it all day yesterday.

>>82189367
t. Runatic

now she's fangirling about cobra kai

whos gonna be 100k

>>82186171
isnt she a white weeaboo?
i think i saw her pics since shes was a irl idol or something and shes white as milk
or maybe mixing her up with someone else?

Runie thought Astolfo was a boy…

>>82189687
he's not?

>>82189687
anon...

>>82189713
female (male)

>>82189737
lbgt propaganda

I just woke up, I'm sorry Runie...

Runie watches at other girls pepines

>>82189780
Why do you hate Runie?

>>82189367
Vtuber music confuses you?

Runie what the fuck are you on about

Oh yeah so what did Runie think of the Dizzy coffee?

>>82189776
Interesting setup.

>>82189849
Some Astolfo cosplayer who flashed people. Apparently was either a male or had a fake penis.

>>82188884
Bitos look like THAT?!?

Runie you FRUIT

>>82189866
Not her favorite but it’s ok, she will enjoy the rest of it

>>82189820
I'm ESL please be kind.

>>82186982
What's with Uruka and Pippa having girls constantly trying to suck their pearls?

>>82189780

>>82189059
99,986

Megane Connect...

>>82190130

>>82190040
EL PEEPO!

I will be the one hundredth thousand viewer of Runie Ruse’s original song Forbidden

>>82190204
I made this post

>>82185013

>>82190204
Cringe, i already stole the spot, just hasn’t updated yet.

>>82190235
Wemi is fucking dead

>>82190130

I still haven't watched forbidden one (1) time

>>82190326
It's really good

She did it!

>>82190326
neither
i also haven't streamed potion

>>82190130
fake glasses of course.

>>82190277
Heh, that 100.000 view?
Thats all me.

>>82190297
i wonder what she was thinking about here

>>82190358
Watch streams.

>>82190277
what the heck!

>>82190355
>i also haven't streamed potion
KILL YOURSELF

>>82190371
Pushing Lia's dog down a flight of stairs.

>>82189866
mid, just like dizzy

Runie is GFE

>>82190442
Potion is overrated.

>>82190309
She'll never heal until she gets a proper diet.

>>82190576
It's a good song

>>82190554
We're married actually

Forbidden goes hard, in a different timeline it's a hit power metal song.

Why is Lumi's audio always so quiet these days

>>82190554
In your silly dreams.

>>82190554
Always was

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>82190554
Mommy experience

Runie News:
She was gonna end stream 30 minutes ago.

Is Runie Florida woman?

>>82191057
She loves me

>>82191360
>>82191360
>>82191360

>>82191378

黒ん坊