/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

did the adjustment bug out again?

>>81975470
SNAP BACK to reality OH there goes honkler

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

Trades are back, prices have been manually fixed to the proper adjusts prices now.
-tdev

uuuuuuuuuuu I miss my morning review....

hmm, maybe I will try and use AI to get a better idea of what the skeleton player might look like
>heterochromatic nazi ookami suisei
>Marine looking confused as a fucking IRySbeat shows up
>KiaraChoco X Deadbeat
>Sakuranashi Matoushou Kiarine comforts a dying deadbeat
maybe I will not

its time for the ultra ssr koyote review off banner i miss seiso edition! the best review in town!

marine: great pirate era came to an abrupt end BUT will return! both the live and the video are growing at an unprecedented rate! i WILL open her treasure box!
suisei: buy buy buy!
kanata, aqua, luna: big buy smaller buy maybe stock up!
generally everything is down so its a good chance to stock up!
miko sell, pekora sell!
todays special koyolabo pick is miyabi? his icon looks like a greatest value sakura mikos, he is super cheap and tends to shoot up!
lui also a strong buy!
overall today too looks like the best day to buy koyolabo!

this concludes todays koyote review!
-koyolabo, the wao of tommorrow, now

>>81977926
You forgot about slow selling mori

>>81978212
oh yeah takamori sell!
watame too!
okayu big buy!
fuwamoco sell!
bae can be sold or held but shes generally circa 20k so profit is profit!
subaru sell!
ayame BIG BIG BUY!
mumei big buy too! well mumei is a gamble but koyote scientists believe in her
ririka finally in stock up territory again! regloss has been shooting up and will go even higher! 3d soon!
-wao!

recharge time be safe!!

>>81977926
thanks for the super rare review!

>>81979672
sleep well!

ohhhhhhh I'm fucking sleep deprived

>>81984914
I needed the soundpost filename and there's no way to MD5 search an image if you have it with metadata...

cash

uuuuu board speed

>>81990835
Cute Towa feet! *lick*

/ck/ report:
Braised shiitake with TKG is very good, would recommend!

>>81994324
Whats TKG?

It's Thursday! What happens on Thursday, you say?

Why, my friend, I'm so glad you asked! Let me, Anon D. Zain (pictured here with my beautiful wife Omaru Polka), be your trustworthy guide to the majesty of Thursday!

Do you ever feel a malaise? Feel lethargic, humorless, drained of all energy and will to live? Do you ever go to the doctor and complain about this malaise, only for the doctor to recommend you go see a famous clown? Well, complain no longer: this time, Pagliacci comes to YOU! EVERY Thursday, the General of Guffaws, the Magnate of Mirth, the Queen of Comedy Omaru Polka puts out a short-form sketch show, Legend of Polka! You can also call it Polka no Densetsu, or PolDen for short.

You can find today's episode RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ1SfXl7MbI

But wait, I hear some in the audience cry out! I don't speak those gosh darned moon runes! Not to worry, friend, because the Duchess of Delight has seen your plight and remedied it: every episode, yes you heard me EVERY EPISODE of PolDen has ENGLISH SUBTITLES for your viewing pleasure!

"But surely such wonders must require monetary payment to view," I hear you quip distastefully. Don't interrupt me, pal! Every episode of PolDen is 100% Yagoo certified FREE, yes FREE, on the lord's very own You Tube Dot Com. Free, you might ask? How can that be possible? Well, here at Polka's Hologram Circus, we like to think we make the impossible possible.

And for the lazy among you, I've even got a special deal, today only: a playlist sorted IN RELEASE ORDER, which means you don't even have to click more than once or twice. You can find that playlist RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeQQOdp1rukMK8MW_DgkMhds

Questions? Concerns? Cries of frustration?

>>81994532
Tamago Kake Gohan! basically you beat raw eggs into piping hot rice until it gets a bit frothy, it's very tasty and nutritious.
>>81994566
LFG

>>81994798
honka donka badonkas!

>>81994566
need more of this polka cosplayer thanks

>>81996915
i haven't found a source for her yet (i haven't looked very hard), she's not the usual one though

>>81994566
thursday reminder love! i keep thinking its friday

>>81997277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WaYCdQ8FOQ

>>81994566
w..wao thats you...?!?

>>81997861
Yep, that's me. I'm sure you're wondering how I got myself into that situation.f

>buy funds for the past 2 days
>still at the same amount I was 2 days ago
guess I'll die

>>81998163
y..yes please go into a lot of details...

crab

>>81998423
your trades didnt go through or what do you mean

>>82000250
I was buying shares and it didn't update for 2 days

>>81976909
If the adjustments glitch at all, Morning Review gets cancelled. Due to my current work schedule, I don't have time to sit around and wait for fixes to happen.

>>82001926
Are you trying to buy more shares than you have money for? Mine have been working... Are you making sure that the pending orders actually updates before moving off the tab?

>>82004215
is it pulling money from my main balance or the fund?

>>82004664
buying funds uses your personal wallet

>>82004664
nothing pulls money from the fund, the onky way to get money from the fund is sell its shares or dividends

oyasumi!

>>82009550
ANON WAKE UP
YOU GOTTA LISTEN

>>82009550
me with poru!

nyeeeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2b8Zsui_0Y

ohhhhhhhhhh I need to sleep

>>82004664
oh nyo

Been a while since I posted here but seeing as I'm a few deep might as well say what's up to you fucks. Hope y'all are doing good unless you like gura in which case go die in a ditch
>>82011976
Please refrain from making false statements of my beautiful lovely wife (who's in my bed right now) or else I'll put these 124 grain 9mm rounds to use! I love her so much it's crazy

>>82021865
hello faggot. missed you

>>82022181
I probably didn't unless we've been in recent contact

>>82022726
we have

>>82022726
>ohhhhhhhh I have to shits on you

>>82022726
yeah you missed /nasfaqg/ winning vtl 8 like 2 weeks ago

>>82022784
yup 9mm for you buster
>>82022815
Oh boy almost like I haven't gave a shit about vtl since I bombed shoutcasting back in august/September 2021. Glad y'all won though

>>82023050
for some reason I thought you were part of the divegrass before christmas clown car we did. maybe I am getting senile

Yeah I haven't been a part of divegrass for years brother, sorry to disappoint
It's all love tho, you know I enjoy chatting with you even if the convos are spread out

>>82021865
I never lie btw fuck y'all doubters and hating ass niggas

uuuu

>>82021865
Ohayou PH, or more like good night I guess

>>82004664
Buying shares of a fund is from your main wallet, buying coins from the autotrader inside the fund is from the funds balance.

wao

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,259,366.95.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 23):
>Korone :: $23,786.07 [45.95% over Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: $13,811.59 [55.83% over Avg]
>Chloe :: $12,505.20 [60.60% over Avg]
>Astel :: $11,769.92 [31.31% over Avg]
>Kovalskia :: $8,083.45 [45.68% over Avg]
>Gigi :: $7,148.75 [17.82% over Avg]
>Aruran :: $7,117.43 [57.37% over Avg]
>Lamy :: $5,246.13 [3.50% under Avg]
>Noel :: $5,060.15 [20.95% over Avg]
>Zeta :: $3,159.74 [17.58% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 74):
>Pekora :: -$44,544.23 [29.83% under Avg]
>Mumei :: -$35,675.76 [37.46% under Avg]
>Flayon :: -$31,062.75 [58.10% under Avg]
>Towa :: -$28,124.91 [80.34% under Avg]
>Ui :: -$27,322.40 [22.42% under Avg]
>Melfissa :: -$26,166.78 [55.45% over Avg]
>Aki :: -$23,375.41 [0.43% under Avg]
>Mio :: -$21,968.53 [31.29% under Avg]
>Koseki :: -$21,885.01 [21.88% under Avg]
>Subaru :: -$20,049.96 [11.88% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 28.64%
>Suisei :: 26.47%
>Okayu :: 16.63%
>Aqua :: 14.57%
>Kanata :: 13.18%
>Lui :: 12.41%
>Towa :: 10.91%
>Calliope :: 7.42%
>Koyori :: 6.90%
>Kanaeru :: 6.46%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$3,795.00
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,089.32
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,671.72

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and you have 88 cycles left.

>>82034106
thanks for the review!

>>82034106
>>Pekora :: -$44,544.23 [29.83% under Avg]
ohhhhhh peko

my fund passed the 1 million total coins line today

>>82038353
congrats!

Another excellent day to buy all funds

Reminder to vote for divegrass if you didn't yet
https://forms.gle/foxnjE4r677p6Drw8
poll results hadn't changed the last time I checked, so divs tonight will be the final cutoff
spoiler alert: looks like all the changes go through!

Have to go out for a few hours if someone can help bump

>>82042605
ogey

>>82041868
I am selling all funds

last call for todays purchases!-koyolabo

I am buying all funds

cash

>>82040364

Uh, how do you guys feel about watching the Evangelion Rebuild movies? That's the easiest way I can think of to keep the show going while I finish moving...there are 4 of them and I have the JP and EN Blu-Ray for 1-3 (and a WEB-DL for 4) so making them work on the cytube should be easy.

>>82056555
how about we watch good mecha instead

>>82057366
I am rushing to get a month's worth of material up and ready. Setting unattended encodes for 3 movies that I already have and share the same fonts for their fansubs + 1 that uses regular text based subtitles will take me no time at all. "Good mecha" - which you've suggested none of by the way - will take me hours to prepare if it's episodic. Hours I do not have.
TL;DR Give me something to work with if you're going to complain...

>>82058442
oh wow I'm glad you asked
pacific rim
redline
tengen toppa gurren lagann: Gurren- Hen + Lagann - Hen
End of evangelion :^)
promare
batman ninja
Speed Racer live action
Digimon the first movie (Digimon is considered mecha also the new dub for the first movie that takes out angelic anoconda still isnt out question mark)

anything else I could recommend would require watching entire anime seasons disregard I put EoE on the list

>>82058442
The martian perhaps? Alita:battle angel, could do a series like older james bond movies, mission impossibles, jason bournes, indiana jones, the oceans movies, the other die hard movies, lord of the rings

>>82056555
i wouldn't mind watching eva!
oh can we watch belle?
id like to watch that!
>>82059917
OH REALLY WANT TO WATCH REDLINE!
already watched pacific rim and...
everything else looks neat!
oh we could watch maquia its by iron blooded orphans girl!
also havent watched evergarden
>>82060141
speaking of ive never watched john wick and would like to

Now I have a lot more than 4...if trying to figure out what to watch takes longer than slapping "Go" on transcoding the Rebuilds, y'all watching the Rebuilds. Figure it out!!!

>>82059917
>pacific rim
2013 Holywood movie? Easy.
>redline
I thought we watched it. I can't find any record of that so I might be wrong.
>tengen toppa gurren lagann: Gurren- Hen + Lagann - Hen
Too old to easily/readily find quickly in a way that'd stream properly.
>End of evangelion :^)
Rebuilds were better - we'd have to watch Death/Rebirth first bare minimum...
>Promare
Link me to a release with good subtitles
>Batman Ninja
After I move
>Speed Racer live action
2008?
>Digimon
You are not allowed to call the Rebuilds bad and suggest Digimon famalam...

Do remind me of these when I come screech about it again after I am all situated. They're good suggestions cept Digimon lmao I just cannot make them work as quickly as I need to.

>>82060141
>The Martian
>like with Matt Damon? EZ. WEB-DL available.
>Alita: Battle Angel
EZ. WEB-DL available.
>older james bond movies
I think I only have GoldenEye already.
>Mission Impossibles
II was a dumpster fire but maybe
>Bournes
Maybe. I have them all too, so EZ.
>Indiana Jones
Maybe
>Oceans
11 was good. 12 was alright. After that? Eh. Also already have them, so EZ.
>Die Hard
Oh yeah, we watch the first one every Christmas but we have never seen the rest here, lmao. I have them, EZ.
>LotR
We did a big binge watch of all the extended editions...last year?

>>82061867
>John Wick
Those were kino and I can get them ready too.
>Evergarden
If you mean the entire series, please see "I AM TRYING TO GET SOMETHING READY FOR YOU ALL QUICKLY AND WITH MINIMAL EFFORT" - an entire series is not quickly...we watched the movie. It might still be uploaded, I can check.

>>82061867
>belle
>maquia
Missed a spot. I need a link to good fansubs for Belle, I have it on Blu-Ray, so can happen.
Maquia - after I move. Finding suitable fansubs is time consuming and I don't have it handy anyways.

>>82062450
I would not put digimon the first movie in the same realm as bad as evangelion
thats like comparing a b horror film you watch with a bunch of friends to any recent MCU film

>>82062699

>>82056555
>>82058442
>>82062450
I love the rebuilds so I'd be happy to watch them again, just be ready for me to cry like a bitch during 3.0+1.0. And I WILL be lusting after Hikki.

>>82064159
wao!
>>82062699
eva was great though!

>>82064159
OK
>>82057366
>>82059917
You deathly opposed to the Rebuilds? There are only a handful of us left that watch consistently every week so I don't want to alienate anyone by queueing up something that will lose someone...

>>82066343
I'd probably actually watch them since I only ever watched the original series but due to principle I will hate anything EVA related unless its EoE or the times it has showed up in Super Robot wars where Shinji actually mans the fuck up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0xN4IPqDZw

>>82040364

Rebuilds it is then. I might have to bring back the movie night poal so we can rank all these other suggestions.

Does anybody care for the "original" FUNimation EN dub audio? I do not have the Rebuild Amazon Prime redub audio. So that means while Spike Spencer is still Shinji (because he was in both), Amanda Winn-Lee is not Rei, and it's not the "Khara approved" new translation. I've never listened to either dub so I have no idea, if nobody wants them I won't bother.

>>82073564
can i have jp audio?

>>82073627
The JP audio is expected/guaranteed, it's how I watched them.

>>82073681
BOO WHERE'S THE OLD ADV CAST BOO

>>82073720
kek, this is why I asked. I didn't realize
a. the rebuilds had a different dub cast to begin with, thanks FUNimation
b. Amazon tried to "correct" that by having most of the old ADV cast redo the dub before they started streaming them. if you're serious I can check sync real quick on the new dub
>no amzn web-dl (that I can find quickly anyways) for 1.11 or 3.33
>only 2 and 3.0+1.0
oops

>>82073681
good!

>>82073564
I prefer JP audio + subs myself so I'm not fussy.

>>82075543
this only remotely makes sense because I remember papa franku had an aussie wife

>>82075733
>he doesn't remember the councilrys cake collab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIKQMFtbgOA SHIORIN 3D IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING THIS IS NOT A DRILL

benis

https://youtu.be/2ZvJOnftaSI
azki live!

Divs

>>82085808
Divs

>>82083204
that was cute

>>82086678
wao!

>>82090174
MOGOJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
god she's so cute

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>>82094933

>>82095734
Ohayou joshukun!

>>82042315
DO NOT ADD KIARA TO THE TEAM

>>82085897
YUKIHOLICS MENTIONED

>>82042315
ADD KIARA TO THE TEAM!

>>82096701
konkoyo!

>>82097513

I dusted off my old tools for making surround sound loud enough for the average stereo man. I think the last time I bothered was a few movies after we did Top Gun.
>set it
>forget it
>DASH it in the morning
segs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfGuQELt1Tk
20 minutes to moon!

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,346,368.30.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 32):
>Watame :: $123,709.73 [275.72% over Avg]
>Calliope :: $111,024.86 [303.26% over Avg]
>IRyS :: $80,032.03 [261.68% over Avg]
>AZKi :: $60,773.47 [142.14% over Avg]
>Baelz :: $36,973.66 [98.27% over Avg]
>Lui :: $32,275.29 [122.43% over Avg]
>Lamy :: $23,424.51 [54.55% over Avg]
>Ririka :: $20,855.11 [1.34% over Avg]
>Bettel :: $14,726.68 [96.52% over Avg]
>Astel :: $11,589.53 [68.38% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 65):
>Kaoru :: -$104,655.38 [93.19% under Avg]
>Pochimaru :: -$56,635.59 [56.70% under Avg]
>Hololive :: -$42,035.29 [25.73% under Avg]
>Korone :: -$30,788.85 [5.83% under Avg]
>Kiara :: -$30,548.63 [16.87% under Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$25,242.40 [29.87% over Avg]
>Kovalskia :: -$24,673.29 [12.73% under Avg]
>Aki :: -$23,086.94 [28.23% under Avg]
>Roboco :: -$19,375.33 [31.57% under Avg]
>Chloe :: -$18,972.62 [25.72% over Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 23.31%
>Suisei :: 19.80%
>Miyabi :: 13.52%
>Okayu :: 11.36%
>Aqua :: 9.76%
>Towa :: 8.63%
>Kanata :: 7.85%
>Pekora :: 7.82%
>Hololive :: 6.44%
>Kanaeru :: 6.38%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$205.68
Average Upward Adjustment is $17,249.07
Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,676.38

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.
Today's adjustments set an all-time low record for Miyabi.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and that sheep did NOTHING wrong.

>>82103776
thanks for the review!

>>82103776
>>Pochimaru :: -$56,635.59 [56.70% under Avg]

>>82103776
wao!

recharge time watch the bank!

die

vehicular matter acquired

>>82110175

Before I hit the big GO button on the rest of these...
Is anyone coming to Movie Night NOT using Chrome/Edge? I think I already have x265 Main10 encodes of the first three rebuilds that will play on the cytube...

ohhhhh I still have to shit

watch the fort I have to go fuck around in the sun for a few hours...

>>82115280
wear suncream!

>>82115456
good call TY

last call for todays purchases!-koyolabo

>>82112992
I usually show up using firefox and then go "OH right" and open Edge

Looks like a pretty good day to sell most funds

looks like the best day to buy koyolabo!

>>82118315
i thought yesterday was for buying koyolabo, i sold!

>>82120333
wao!
>>82118412
AHHHHHHH

>>82118193
alright good lol you'll want Edge if you care about surround sound, otherwise Chrome should work

Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone ヱヴァンゲリヲン新劇場版: 序 in ~30 minutes

>>82122486
I can't find my Lamiel picture...

>>82123816
I gotchu

>>82122486
Starting!

>>82123816
or mayhaps this one
>>82122486
STARTING

>>82128204
>drools on me

ohhhhhh get in the cytube

Next Week (Aug 10): 2.22
Aug 17: 3.33
Aug 24: 3.0+1.0
Aug 31: ???
The Entire Month of September: picrel
Movie Night will return in October

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>>82132361
wao!

>>82132361
Menhera movies for my menhera month!

>VTL on wrasslin soon
>no bets
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SPEND MY MONEY

>>82140663

>>82140663
I hear there's some fund you're supposed to buy every day, because every day's the best day to buy it.

>>82140663
we won too!

boop

>>82144889
wao!

>>82144704
hey that's my favorite fund!
thanks for the reminder organic engagement man!

>10

Goodnight anons

>>82160483
ANON WAKE UP
WE HAVE STUFFED CRUST

haachama

>>82162253
*had
sowwy...