/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>82023909
BOOH!

Day 18! Give it up for day 18!

>>82023596
R@pe

>>82024125
kani poster I hope you find happiness in your life

>>82024244

goodnight faggots

>>82024327
goodnight retard

Gurass

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Think nice happy shark thoughts about my shark wife.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

Baguraette honhonhon

For King and Cunny!

>>82024508
samen

>>82025156
me at the right

Gura is built for public use T u T

>>82024440
SNIFFFFF

>>82025576
Don't look at me like that Gura. You know you're perfect for public use ryona.

>>82025420
Yes I'm Public!

who did she follow?

never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>82026865
I implore you to read the thread chumbie

She hasn't been visiting family since before the spelling bee collab. She was only gone for a week between the 14th and the 20th or 22nd depending if the collab repost was mane-chan or not.

>>82025994
Gosh I love tummies. Particularly my wife's.

gura's honey punches

https://x.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1819302887501222258

>>82027138
Nice. There were some doubters last thread

big fish on mumei's 3d live

If I get into Heaven one day, I will ask God to incinerate every copyright lawyer, Youtube employee, and anti to their bones perpetually while keeping their nervous systems fully intact.
https://x.com/bignothingman/status/1819284155097612424

>>82027228
hopefully someone can reupload it for that chumbie

>>82027183
I didn't doubt. I truthfully told you that it wasn't confirmed, and now it is.

>>82027046
My aches and pains are gone now, thank you Gura.

She won't stream on August 2, 3, 9, 10, or 17 because of the 3D debuts.
She won't stream around August 22 - 27 because of Breaking Dimensions.
So at most we'll get two weeks of Gura and then she'll leave again. That means at most 4-6 streams in August if we're lucky. She'll probably take another break after the concert like last time.

>>82027046
nyo anything but that

Gura's butt.

I want moom and goom to kiss

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121090244

>>82027439
I think a lot about Gura's butt

>>82027350
she has the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever

>>82027439
yeah..

>>82027193
>>82027193
Mumei was in Japan on the 9th and recorded her birthday. Gura must have gone at some point to record her performance with Mumei and her parts for Breaking Dimensions. When did she go? Did she lie about seeing family?

What if Gura and Mumei kissed

How do I talk to the really cute girl at my work, chumbs?

>>82027861
Say hi

>>82027815
Gura was gone the entire first half of July with Mumei, although there are many such cases.

>>82027861
Cum on a piece of saran wrap and then fold it and twist it to make a cum ball. Then give it to her the next time you see her at work. They love that shit.

>>82027861
I'm bad at talking to the ladies chumbie. I can only wish you the best of luck.

>>82027815
Yes anon, and she does it all to give you something to schizopost about. Everything everyone says or does is all lies.

>>82027941
Mumei is still in Japan according to /who/. Gura probably took her family to Japan and recorded her parts. So she didn't lie. She did travel to meet family.
That's probably why B_r_s was, and still is missing too. He always goes with her.

And that's why she doesn't want us knowing when she goes to Japan anymore.

>>82028076
Do you even watch streams? Mumei let everyone know when she was in Japan for the first half of July and when she returned mid July.
Gura vanished the first half of July to record in Japan, came back the same time as Mumei and let everyone know she was going to visit family, and has been with her family the 2nd half of July.
Stupid cuckfag

>>82028149
Sure, but this guy is clearly just shitposting. He doesn't actually know anything.

I wonder which image of Gura has caused the most semen to be spilled.

>>82027520
rip fanbox

>>82028149
Why haven't you hidden his posts yet chumbie

>>82027959
I was fucking so many girls in my teens but now that I'm in my 20s it's suddenly hard as fuck just to talk to one, what the fuck is wrong with me?

>>82028283
Not sure, but cheer up it gets a lot easier in your 30's, girls start coming on to you instead of the other way around.

>>82028187
>Gura vanished the first half of July to record in Japan
There's still no proof of this, by the way.

>>82028283
I've never had a girlfriend before but if you've done it once then surely you can do it again. I believe in you chumbie

>>82028187
I'd tell you not to reply chumbie but I guess its easier for you to bump the thread during nightnight hours if you do.

>>82028199
>>82028187
The first time Mumei said she was in Japan was on the 9th when she tweeted an owl and japan flag emoji. When did she say she was back home?

>>82028354
You can get some pussy too, I believe in you chumbuddy

>>82028321
I can attest to this. For some reason over the last couple years I've had like 7 girls and a couple dudes either directly coming on to me or asking others trying to find out if I'm in a relationship.
I've never even dated anyone before.

>>82028283
>>82028445
You sound like a bad person who partakes in hook-up culture.

Gura cute?

>>82028445
I dont know about that chumbie. There is something fundamentally wrong with me. I’m just not meant for it

>>82028518
Yeah I was just hooking up when I was a teen, ngl. That doesn't make me a bad person. I was young, why not? Might as well enjoy it. But now that I'm older, I think I want to build a real relationship with that cute girl. I don't go after the hoes anymore, and she definitely isn't a hoe. I think that's why I'm so nervous about her

>>82028567
Gura
Wife

>>82028567
yea

>>82028592
No. Once a whore always a whore. You should look for hoes because that's all you deserve.

Looks like I didn't miss anything worth reading besides Gura affirmations. Love this shork.

>>82028832
stop talking like a woman

>>82028832
I will pump and dump the good ones to make you seethe.

>>82028920
The good ones don't date black guys.

>>82028983
insecurity
I'm white

Damn sex havers go explode!

>>82029004
Aren't you that anon that talked about smelling random women on the street? He was a blackbud.

>>82029076
no, schizobud posting on an anonymous forum, that wasn't me, I don't even know what you're talking about

>>82028881
Yes, soon Moom's 3D event is coming out and we will soon see gooba again

Youtube keeps recommending me less than 1000 views cute animal videos.

>>82029227
comfy gura

>>82029099
Well you sound exactly like him because he too would always complain about how he used to get laid all the time and now can't. And he would do it constantly. And then he would talk about how great women's shit smells or something.

>>82029281
>all the time
that's crazy, almost like people can have similar experiences. I've only posted about it once though.

jealousy is a woman trait

>>82029326
It's not jealousy, lmao. You're just obnoxious. Just like the random woman-sniffing blackbud that always complains about not having anyone. No one gives a shit if you can or can't "get pussy", faggot.
The only pussy I care about is Gura's and if you aren't the same, then you don't belong here, loser.

>>82028283
fuck off normalfag

>>82027815
>says she was going to meet family in a stream of the 14th
>mumei recorded around the 9th
>hurr durr did she lie about meeting family
get your dates checked bruh

>>82029479
>>82029509
Jealousy is a female trait.

I care only about Gura's cunny and would pump and dump her causing her spiral into depression T u T

Goob morning retards, interesting flavor of off-topic threadshitting today

>>82029599
Mumei announced she was in Japan on the ninth. She wasn't there to record for a single day, retard. And /who/ says she's still there. Fucking dumbass.

>>82029617
Anon. I promise you no one is jealous of you fucking some double digit body count sluts. I bet you even have HPV and herpes, lol.

>>82029834
Goob morning. It's all whatever.

>>82029990
Clean as a whistle here. Funny how you keep trying to come up with something to offend me to cover for your sad incel permavirgin life

>>82029834
Goob morning faggot

>>82030045
Isn't berating a man for living a celibate life even more so of a female trait?

>>82030139
ya got me there, it is funny tho

>>82030161
Shut up retard.

>>82030139
I don't think most women other than the party girls care.

>>82030207
kek

>>82030211
Are you a party girl then?

>>82030297
I'm not that anon

>>82030311
Wait a minute, neither am I. What anon are you then?

morning

>>82030351
Idk I was just randomly chiming

>>82030367
Goob morning bud, I woke feeling a little feisty. Today will be a good day, I can feel it.

>>82030045
I doubt you've ever been tested. Even if you don't have herpes, almost everyone who's been sexually active and is over 25 has HPV. They started giving vaccines out to men later on, but not millennials because they assumed every male already had it and was carrying it.

>>82029892
your way of thinking screams retardation since it could be at any point in time starting from March 2023. think twice before claiming something as fact nigger
>going to Japan to record 3D
no such thing, there's only "going to Japan to record vocals"

>>82030495
I tested negative after the last time I had sex a few years ago.
I’m not over 25.
I’m not a millennial.
That vaccine sure sounds interesting, imma look into that, thanks anon

>>82030606
They also have these antiviral things you can use for HIV too. So if you go to Thailand or something crazy just get yourself some and have fun.

>>82030640
i want to fuck the petite Thailand girls and pretend it’s Gura

>>82030604
>march 2023
It's 2024, anon. I assume you meant march this year and aren't retarded enough to think Gura and Mumei recorded her birthday concert last year.
>think twice before claiming something as fact nigger
Here's the thing, dumbass. Mumei's only been in Japan since the beginning of July AT MOST. She went home right away after fes and Gura went to Taiwan. So when else would they have recorded together, you dumb ESL SEAnigger faggot that's incapable of critical thought?
>no such thing, there's only "going to Japan to record vocals"
You are unbelievably fucking stupid. Holy shit. 3D is recorded at their studio, you fucking retard. They're much more capable of recording vocals from home but 3D motion capture is done at the studio. And if you thought they recorded them separately, then how did Gura and Towa touch during their performance, you dumb gook bitch?

>>82030872
>Holy shit. 3D is recorded at their studio
I bet you thought you're being very smart here Mr.smart-ass

stop fighting

Goob morning retards

>>82030987
You are really, really dumb. Cover has a $20 million studio. That is what they all use to record 3D motion capture.
And no, Ame and Gura's amateur setup consisting of a couple tracking cameras duct taped to the wall is not "a studio", nor are they capable of recording complex 3D performances at home.

>>82031708
>make shit up to try and sound informed
Shiggy diggy

Maid Gura is built for bullying and breeding sex T u T

Anyone have that "miku...that's a butt, this is hololive" soundpost?

>>82032109
Let's suppose for a moment that you weren't a complete fucking idiot and Gura records her high-fidelity studio quality motion capture from her setup in her room. Besides the fact she moves around a stage larger than any room in a house would be, how did she and Towa touch during their performance? You thought that Towa flew out to the US to record with her at her house? Are you stupid?
So which part did I "make up", you dumb shit?

>>82032478
I didn't read the rest of the convo I'm just pointing out that you don't know anything because Gura would literally never talk about any of it

>>82032478
Let's just say that I'm happy to be proven wrong since I like 3D stuff but you're just having schizophrenia and I don't want to die on that hill

>>82032478
Her father often posts pictures of his off-site studio. It's entirely possible Gura has her own spot there too.

>>82031293
Goob morning faggot.

>>82032478
nta but how does that change the fact that there is a pretty generous like 20 day window when gura could record instead of jumping to OMG SHE LYIN

>>82033647
>*rape*

>>82032916
Stop pretending to be a chumbud

>I’m going to cum in your quats

these "discussions" pretty much confirm why she never talks about when she goes to JP studio, let alone personal matters. "oh but she should at least.." no she doesn't lol.

MY wife

>>82033647
>*Le touché*

remember her plotting memberpost? i think she's still doing it.... 11 months ago already lmao

>>82027861
ask her if she knows gawr gura from hololive en and then you show her your figurine collection, if she doesnt like it she wasnt meant to be

>>82027228
aww shit.. i listened to that playlist when im napping..

i have fridays off now choombies

>>82036436
That’s cool chumbie. Fridays always felt like a weekend to me anyways

>>82036436
naisu
my stonks are getting fucked in the ass
i might have to go back to working again

>>82036668
oh nyo

GOOBMOOM BROS

>>82036668
AI is not paying off fast enough for earnings and unemployment isn't improving as fast as everyone wants.
Kinda figured we were fucked Wednesday after the denial at 5600 on the ES, DOM was showing some fucked up shit.

I really have to stop playing with knives while on the computer.......

>>82037102
plus all the political drama, and INTCel being INTCel
i'm just glad i held off going all in on TQQQ

>>82036668
Running into a similar issue myself and all my money is tied up unable to be used while I still have rent and bills because I DIDNT use money to buy a house. Ill be fine in time but right now my actually usable money is down to a couple months worth and I am gonna have to take a part time job to keep on top of things

>>82037511
you'll make it chumbie
just gotta save, save, save

Does the Buff Ebi have an official name?

>>82037296
It is what it is. I don't mind the down days. It's easier to trade short pullbacks then it is long pullbacks. In the current market where everyone is jumpy prices tend to whipsaw down making it easier to catch the momentum.

stocks are just gambling slightly less rooted in chance

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121120242

>>82037742
Not yet, that's something to ask her soon

>>82036668
I just put all of my stuff in VOO and FXIAX, has worked pretty well for me so far. Gains aren't as massive usually only averaging 8-10% but it's a lot less volatile.

Gura is a lewd slutty girl that loves collecting goom

>>82037759
i'd say that's true only for short term trading. you actually have a disadvantage compared to bots and models that take people like you into account.

s&p500 ETF or index will at least outpace inflation or give you around 10% growth annually in the long term

i backtested trading strategies for two semesters in uni for a project during covid and i watched the index get right back to where it was and beyond pre covid.

>>82038322
*unless you're trading penny stocks, then yeah that's gambling

>>82038322
>s&p500 ETF or index will at least outpace inflation or give you around 10% growth annually in the long term
I somehow forgot this, even though that's what all my stock money is in... maybe because I just put it in and forget about it

>>82038453
Yeah usually indices are the way to go unless you trade all day or have a deeper understanding of the market than the average person. You would obviously make more if you put Eli Lily before their boom or called Crowdstrike before this week, but a lot of that comes down to luck. Even Bollinger bands aren't reflective of when a stock will rise and fall because they're only moving averages and can't predict seismic changes to the industry.

>>82038685
You could always just know the right people and cheat

>>82038710
If I knew the right people I wouldn't be talking about stocks on /vt/.

Anyone just think Gura

>>82038797
every day

>>82038797
Every single day. She lives rent free in my head and I wouldn't have it any other way.

what will moom and goop sing?

>>82040489
They are not gonna sing, they are gonna have sex live on stage in 3D.

>>82027815
Damn you're one fucking retarded nigger huh? She recorded her 3D appearances at the same time when she was recording her birthday live back in spring. They always record stuff in advance. Retarded fucking tourist. Fuck off

>>82025690
>>82029813
>>82032308
>>82033732

>>82041900
That was 7 hours ago chumbie. I think he fucked off a while ago…

>>82042003
You don't understand. We NEED to argue about pointless shit.

>>82042003
If you don't correct retardation it will only spread

>>82027520
>>82037883
this is really good, but
>plug-in type tail by the way
SLANDER
HERESY

>>82042139
Plug-in type is canon now, sorry.

>>82040489
I used to have a Viking hat like this in club penguin. Shit was so cash

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/121120242

>>82042593
Oh god dammit, someone already posted this, I literally only just saw it now the chummies and my sister will bully me.

>>82042633
Wait actually, nobody has posted this in the thread yet, but I'll still get bullied for thinking someone else posted it already.

>>82042752

Imagine getting bullied by a bunch of fembuds who climb into your bed and make out with you, imagine said fembuds actually just being your sisters.

>>82042686
dumbie...

>>82042686
it has been posted twice already, so I'm gonna bully you now! >:3

Oh nyo, bullies! Eeek!!

Shion is sexier than Gura

>>82043102
Wait no it really was posted in this thread AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82043188

>>82043227
Hmmmm your Gura reaction is looking a little lewd there sir

Only Gura is allowed to bully me but Gura doesn't know where I l

Why are these bullies so lewd..?!

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>82043612
Because Gura is a lewd girl

>Gura kabedons you
Your reaction?

>>82043749
Take her home and keep her as a pet shark

>>82043749
Cream my jeans probably
>>82043612
Fembuds bullying you by jerking you off really hard

Just dropping by after my usual 3 or 4 days away from here. Any new Gura news or activity since Monday?

>>82043749
cum
>>82044510
goob will be in moom's birthday

>>82044510
no

>>82044510
She followed some riggers and l2d artists on Twitter

>>82044924

>>82044962

>>82044668
A rerig finally??

>>82043749
Uhhhh...uhhh...uhhhh

>>82046204
too small

>>82046241
I agree, pick a side flat or booba

Sex with a fembud.

>>82046344
Fem with a sexbud

>>82046599
Goob

Goob is going to appear on Moom's 3D live.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121120242
amesame hot

>>82046957

>>82047097
it's been less than 24 hours

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>82047710
Yeah

>>82047710
No, but Gura is a lazy no stream fraud

damn it's a good thing I checked this thread today I didn't even notice Gura might join Mumei for a stream today

>>82044668
Not even true

>>82046415
Would ruin

>>82048034
Why no hair

>>82048473
Gura is canonically hairless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJGsWORSg-4

>>82048547
Let me fantasize in peace

>>82048242
overwatch is tomorrow in 2 hours

Wife when?

>>82049266
pre-recorded wife on sunday at the latest!

>>82048547
DYRBI

>>82049374

Time to goom I guess

>>82049148
Overwatch is already filled. Maybe the totsu.

>>82049148
oh, you're right. it's the 2nd. fuck

>>82049514
oh alright, my point was that there won't be a stream today

>>82049514
What do women like about overwatch anyway? Moom really likes that game

>>82049643
I don't know but I want SNOT Helldivers 2 so fucking bad.

I want Gura to play Stalker ShoC, CoP or Anomaly.

Goorah

>>82050156
same desu
she'd probably get killed a bunch of times by simply walking into anomalies, and I want to see her reaction to the first bloodsucker, I guess it's about 50/50 if she instakills it or dies a bunch of times because it's invisible and her eyesight is poor.

>>82049643
It’s probably the same brand of hyperfixation that men have with COD or CSGO, but made more palatable because it’s cartoony and not advertised as a “boy game.” That also explains Apex come to think

>>82050156
In another timeline, hololive would've been free from the retarded perms autism.

Will there be any fembuds at the King's Theater for Breaking Dimensions?

IMPORTANT GURA TWITTER FOLLOWS UPDATE:
She still doesn't follow Regloss

I'm gonna get the blokeflies mod! (and a couple others) https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4london/mods/196

>>82050502
Is that the new EN gen?

>>82050502
I don't blame gooba. I always forget they exist

>>82025599

>>82048194
Stop projecting yourself on to Gura.

>>82050878

>thousands of talented artists put their passion and effort into drawing gura
>this retard keeps posting AI slop
I wish AI """artists""" would all kill themselves.

>>82051924
modern ludditism

>>82051924
no one is claiming ai art is better. it's just goom material

>>82051962
They were literally right
>>82051998
sad reason to abandon your morals

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>82052069
>posting AI coom material is abandoning your morals
wat

>>82052069
>They were literally right
Being right doesn't matter much if you inevitably lose. There are better hills to die on.

>>82052210
ye

I took a look-see in the basement of the dog food factory and found out why it's addictive...

>>82052211
I get it, you would literally never think of supporting an artist in a million years, my bad for thinking you ever had morals.
>>82052228
I think this is one of the most important hills of this era of digital art but you are just an average twitter user who can't think for himself.

>>82050228

>>82052211
Gura hasn't given him shitpost material so he's falling back on AI bad. Ignore it.

>>82052682
>I think this is one of the most important hills of this era of digital art
The most important hills have already passed. The fact Disney can ruin anyone financially for trespassing their copyrights coupled with the fact we have zero intellectual property ownership on our genetic information has fucked us all royally.

>>82052526
are they drugging the doggies?

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>82052682
ok but do you have a solution? because AI "art" is here to stay, if people don't use it, corporations certainly will (they might monopolize it too) and are already, they will/are hiring a bunch of good artists that will train the AI and pump out lots of relatively high quality shit for cheap.

>>82053019
ye

>>82052682
NTA but bro I AM an artist lmao, chill out

>>82053019
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I still haven't gotten my shark juice...

>>82052993
nyo and I guess it doesn't really explain why it's addictive, but some of the ingredients are "fishy" :3

>>82053276
dog cummies?

>>82053358
why don't you take a gander and find out?
unless you're not playing it
it's people and thamesfolk (mutated fish people)

>>82050418
I can see that, I fucking hate the change to CS2 but still find myself playing all the time

>>82024870
>>82027119
>>82043657
>>82051513
Rape

>>82053646

>>82053646

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>82053646

>>82053719
Gura is a fembud

>>82053793
I love her

What annoys me about ai slop is that majority of it is painfully generic.
Where's futa Gura? Where's Gura getting fucked by dogs, dolphins, etc.? Where's Gura pissing on my cock?

>>82053793
I love my exhibitionist wife.

>>82053766
THE fembud, even

guras mom is a fembud too

>>82053928
>there's uncensored version somewhere on Gura's drive that we'll never see
Grim

I'm going to catch lumbago one day

>>82054136
Gura's lucky to have such a great mommy. I'm happy for her.

Gura's erotic armpits

>>82054429
Uncle...

>>82054611
Uncle was a monster, his only weakness? lumbago...
it wasn't the bullet that killed him, it was his terminal lumbago...

gura nursing handjob then naizuri later

>>82053119
Kill yourself

>>82053119
Stay alive

>>82055232
I can't wait to taste your lungs...

>>82055953
Flourish, even. Prosper

>>82056431
what a chonker...

>>82056431
Gura and her big fucking hand

>>82056431
i think the architects would love this one

>>82056431
Is that some Beyblade?