/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Lia is a good girl.

LIa Panko Hina Lumi Live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96-Fqj6MjfI

I love Shiina!

Streams

>adoption
>marriage

I want to sniffa the Pippa

Is this the thread?

Schedule update

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqOhgBHhodU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixm5o0eA2Gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-ZBq0dZVk

https://wheelofnames.com/qxa-3tf
https://pastebin.com/53VKyjcE

>>81986194
people who never seen them collab think lumi is the man in this relationship

IM HERE TO DRINK BEER AND WATCH LIA AND PANKO AND HINA AND IM ALL OUT OF BEER OH HELL YEAH

Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Hills Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

CRISPY NIGGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96-Fqj6MjfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJctJOQk7Ms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsAd0OM2opU
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

I TOLD YOU PANKO AND BEEKO WERE DIFFERENT

PANKO TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJctJOQk7Ms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJctJOQk7Ms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJctJOQk7Ms

>>81986246
>We
uh-oh cookies...?

Jannies probably gonna nuke this thread

>>81986253
Jelly is clearly the more butch.

>>81986313
>league

I LOVE MY MOM

PANKO (and co) ARE ON THE TELLY

https://youtu.be/gJctJOQk7Ms
https://youtu.be/gJctJOQk7Ms
https://youtu.be/gJctJOQk7Ms

Hina...

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>81986340
Cuck poster, kys.

I think GoXLR SUCKS

GN bros
I love Erina

Lumi needs a baby

Phasers are the best livers.

Yeah, me.

I have a biological need to french kiss Erina

I have a biological need to french kiss Erina, with my dick.

>>81986246
Why are so many Phase girls on death's bed

>>81986420
Her adoption scheme shows she does not.
For tax and inflationary reasons, her scheme is actually more attractive to her than settling with some small holding McMansion guy.
She is a little loony.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

Will we get a stream?

I changed my name to death btw

this may be controversial but
LOL sucks

>>81986339

>>81986340
Shiina and her crab hoodie are 2 entities

SEX Rabbit

Hina live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsAd0OM2opU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsAd0OM2opU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsAd0OM2opU

>>81986568
Saturday. Trust the plan.

>>81986568
What is happening there?

>>81986642
Dog

>>81986568
saya should unironically graduate and quit forever

>>81986246
F for Shiina

>>81986642
her dog is trying to mount her and she's fighting back

>>81986662
nothing would change

>>81986585
Like Peter Parker and the Venom skin monster!

>>81986642
Her dog Asta (who is a fairly big dog) is jumping on her mid-stream and she's struggling to push him off. This happens a lot, her dog is just a part of her streams like Bubba is for Ame.

>Shit game
>No chemistry
It's going to be a long few hours

>>81986627
This look very little like the LoL I used to play

>>81986734
you dont have to watch you know

>>81986746
This is a new survival type mode

>>81986746
new mode, it's not the basic dota model

>>81986734
>No chemistry
iyo

they're playing pve because hina was probably to scared to play multiplayer

>>81986851
they know you can play LoL against a bot team, right?

>>81986734
the league collab near the end of last year was like that but still ended up pretty good
though i don't think this one will have the same result

>>81986822
>iyo

>Saya graduates
>Phase doesn't put out a notice
How long does it take people to notice?

>>81986865
nope you should superchat them to let them know

>>81986885
porbably the next merch drop

>>81986879
You know, like “imo”
iyo=in your opinion

Panko loves tentacles...

>>81986865
This is a sponsored stream, they each get something like 1500 usd for playing

I love to take ecstasy with Hina.
https://gofile.io/d/aKsGyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksRKh83nwY

>>81986865
This game mode has PvP?

[Lumi News] She coming

>>81986642
She was attempting to see if she could put both feet behind her head. Asta saw on opening and went for it

>streams are boring
>thread is brown
Modern Phase Connect experience.

>>81986541
Death's door. Or on their death bed.
"Death's bed" would imply something freaky that only Clara would likely be into.

>>81986885
2 months maybe

>>81986972
if that was true they'd be way more excited mr newfag. you've never watched a sponsored phase stream in your life. they always get nervous

nijisanji will buy phase in 2025
screenshot this

The 3 new Invaders will debut soon and save Phase Connect

>>81987071
>thread is brown
>modern

kill yourself losers

No Vtuber has ever made me as irrationally horny as Lia, link me some of her best streams to goon my mind off to (serious answers only).

>>81987072
I had a dyslexic moment and combined the two phrases

>>81987137
just like invaders 2
and gen 3
and the jp gen all did
right?

How do I get Lumi to notice me?

>>81987176

>>81987176
NO GOONING
NEVER GOON

>>81987071
this entire board is brown

>>81987174
Meant for >>81987071 and >>81987137

>>81987137
Mein Fuhrer... the invaders...

>>81987176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkypxWr9TG4
Enjoy

>>81987176
>best streams to goon my mind off to
what do blacks have to do with this?

Phase need more cunny

>>81987256
The punchline never works.
Always lands with a thud.

>>81986568

>>81987206
Type in all caps

>>81987169
Yeah. It's no different from a catalog thread most of the time, it's noticeably worse than it ever used to be.

>>81987256
The invaders are 2 views, it will take years for them to build a audience, phase wont profit off of them anytime soon.

do you think you could beat lia in a 1v1 wrestling match

Lia should be my mistress

>>81987295
every girl should get a loli model they have to use at least twice a week

Phase needs less cunny, more hags

>>81987320
the average man could defeat everyone in phase including sakana in a 1v1 wrestling match

>>81987315
you don't like every girl being anti'd as soon as she goes live? guess you need to go back to your discord hugbox loser. this thread is for sisters only

>>81987349
best i can do is more lolibabas

>>81987176
She would kidnap you and tie you up on her girly bed with all her plushies surrounding you, face down so you can smell the sweet scent of her pillow. Before you know it you get your ass taken by a fat stinky liker, she planned this all along. You had no idea Lia has a whole train of likers AND bittos waiting to take your ass

Who is the best to watch while I shoot up?

>>81987190
invaders 2 have been pretty great honestly

>>81986642
https://files.catbox.moe/ktwgle.mp4

>>81987372
i don’t think i could beat pippa

>>81987405
I would be fine getting raped if it meant I got to sniff Lias butt one time

>>81987405
>bittos

Males should Phase in.

>>81987511
You should Phase out of life

>>81987491
Cuuuuute

>>81987511
i phase in her every morning and night

>>81987511
a like's cock will phase into your ass

this collab is so boring that Lumi is talking more to chat than her collab partners

Would you watch a male vtuber if he did cool things like build pipe bombs and blow up shit

>>81987459
I need to fuck Saya badly

>>81987641
fed

Lumi is so fucking /here/.

>>81987641
isn't uwu already doing that?

>>81987641
>Pippa trying to start an uwo loop
Sad

>>81987600
>like's

>>81987641
>Would you watch a male vtuber
No

Pipkiss

>>81987511
Why *Do* They Say It phase in When You Of In The Cold Talent Of Out Hot Stream The Girl?

is Hina...

>>81987412
Clara's grease stream

>>81987459
she should really stream while the dog is inside her to motivate her to stream

>>81987718
sorry, my r doenst work every time i press it

>>81987459
I WILL put Saya in a full Nelson (consent optional)

>>81987673
No shit

>>81986683
>>81987058
>haha get it? it’s because saya fucks her dogs haha get it? get it?
>wait why aren’t you guys laughing

>>81987752
Lumi is such a whore.

>>81987626
>obvious first timer.

I hate web browsers.

>>81987641
only if he blew himself up on the first stream and died

>>81987673
What'd she do this time

>>81987641
Just so you know, this is how you sound to the average vtuber fan:
>would you watch a tranny if he did cool things like teach you how to tug your penis

>>81987825
You are a pathetic footfag.

>>81986246
>throat hort
>still streams

Saya...

>>81987641
only so i could report them to ATF

>>81987821
>His dog has never stuck their nose in his crotch
Stop thinking about fuckin' dogs, freak. It's funny because she makes silly noises.

>>81987881
Yeah and?

i want hina to drug me and sit on my cock and just fucking DESTROY me

Which phaser would have the best tasting breast milk

>>81987320
I don't think I can win against any of the phase girls

>>81987447
Yeah invaders 2 probably has the best average of any gen. It helps being the smallest gen since lemon plus Yuri (rip) barely counts
Jelly 9/10
Dizzy 8/10
Ember 7/10

Negative chemistry

Dashcon 2 is happening.
Phase Connect

>have a great idea, best one you've had in a while
>someone is already 3-4 years deep into doing it
Sad, I'm just gonna give up and watch pippa's old videos

Panko is doing it. She said she would try to get a collab going and she did it. I'm so proud of her.

>>81987919
Nasa lives off wild boar meat and home farmed veggies so her.

>>81987918
I made this post

>>81987720

medication i am taking is making me really fucking sleepy, what the fuck do i do i have a job and now i am literally dozing off in the middle of the day

>>81987320
I can prob fight entire gens of Phase at the same time desu.

>>81987919
Runie or Lumi. Possibly Airi too

I like the lemon

How come panko has 3 cute blondies sucking her off, what's her trick?

>>81988029
Runie’s would be so high in Omega 3s

>>81987406
Fair compromise

Remember when Lia said jungle was her favorite

>>81988016
almost get into a car crash before work, wakes you up real quick

>>81988016
get up and walk around

>>81988075
Must be your fault

>>81988016
Crystal meth

>>81988016
same except i have no job and I wish I could sleep

>>81988016
Cocaine

>>81987919
Airi's udders produce milkshakes at this point so her

I will be the only Phase homo and proceed to ignore and never interact with the other chuubas at all

Lia you literally tell people to kill themselves over your pet peeves

They're getting mad at spelling...

>2 blonde women: Shiina & Lumi
endless yap
>4 blonde women
very moderate yap

>>81988158
Airi in the milking stall!

>>81987459
Brb commissioning art of her being knotted while her legs are behind her head

>>81988180
Panko be like dat

>>81987964
>be Panko
>the one to finally end autistic tribe wars by eventually collabing with Kiara and/or Raora

>>81988190
league of legends debuff

>>81988175
She should do it more often

>>81988190
>4 blonde

>>81988190
Panko isn't blonde.

>>81988174
How do you plan to attract femcels, are you even Chinese?

the girls are Pankoposting live! English hard, yo!

>>81988289
No, she’s BROWN

>>81988270
>4 non-blondes

>>81988174
>cutie on the right pressing her tits against his shoulders
IT SHOULD BE ME! IM WHITE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

>>81988233
I neither condone nor condemn this action

Deleting a failed soundpost is the mark of a true coward.

>>81988355
>im

Lumi is cute

>they bully eimi off stream for making stupid noises all the time instead of just speaking properly
:(

>>81988355
>IM WHITE
Calm down Dizzy

>>81988355
>>81988254

>>81988378
Deleting any of your own post is the mark of a cowardice and pointless because we all saw it anyways.

>>81988378
No it is not, you fucking retard.
It’s cleanliness and optimal.
Fuck off panko suckers.

>>81988378
wtf? good post with this image?

>>81988378
If you don't delete the file you can't post it again with a fixed filename.

>>81986246
>>81986340
gomene senpai

>>81988378
That's what the delete function is for thoughdiggety

That guy on Lia's ass? Me.

>>81988436
>because we all saw it anyways.
Your seeing it or not is trivial and useless, as are the half dozen pankos that cite the deletion.
You are all a pack of nitwits pretending to be smart.

>>81988436
It's good manners to clean up after yourself

>>81988414
>they
Who? Eimis noises are a national treasure.
I know there's 6-8 anons here that goon or edge to her streams regularly

>>81987821
why are you larping?

>>81988302
I'm mexican so I'll attract retarded white mutts like Pippa

>>81988563
The talents.

>>81988538
Don't make a mess in the first place, you shitter.

>>81988445
kek

>>81988590
Jealousy. They probably know although they are cute there only 2 sex icons for phase: Eimi & NASA

>Leagueslop
>survivorslop
>collabslop
>Hinaslop
>Phaseslop
Why is anyone watching this shit

>>81988378
I only do it because I still want to upload it in a listenable state and am too lazy to edit it so the checksum comes out different.

>>81988563
I can understand it since I like Shiori but Amy's a bit too cc for me

>GFEslop...
I miss Pippa uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>81988642
What's your relationship like with your mother anon?

>>81988378
How tf am I supposed to upload the correct one??

>>81988608
Gomenne<3

>>81988603
Doragon sings today, nothing could ruin my day

>>81988742
What was she thinking???

One of them should play Riven

why did Lia ditch Saya and her savage prog to play leagueslop...

>>81988414
Source?

>>81987821
She admits to it. Spelled it out that she put peanut butter between her legs for him to lap up, and likely more. There’s a small chance she’s just kidding around, but she’s at least aware that people think this way about her.
Unlike Lumi, who only sang some dork’s song and still gets called a dog fucker. Really odd how that works. Actual whores like vei get a pass, shut-ins get called whores.

I don't even know who most of these champs are

>Clara is insane because she played LoL

>>81987821
I'm not laughing I'm jorking my shits

[Lumi news] Airi only likes League because she's Korean

>>81988864
I don't think anyone needs it to be qualified at this point

https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
soon

I'm a Poppy main

>>81988828
>Actual whores like vei get a pass
New?

A singing deer
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

>>81988864
Sure, but it runs even deeper. She’s had a personal computer since she was nine.

>>81988909
>>81988921
I'm too afraid to click

big big chungus
big chungus
big chungus

Is that Leona? They made her a furry?

>>81988905
>qualified
*clarafied

>>81988957
More for me, just sit in the corner like usual

https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

>>81988921
does she have any surprise NTR planned for today?

>>81988921
>>81988909
51 seconds 0 viewers fell off

>>81988936
What went on in that quiet suburban home

>>81988909
>>81988921
>>81989017
Fuck off

>>81988909
>>81988921
>>81988957
>>81989000
gomene senpai

>>81988786
Accuracy.
Real deer are incredibly retarded, they'll wait by the side of a road and start running across only when they see a car coming.

>>81988921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8b2Aqunt5s
someone recommend this

cracker

>>81988909
>>81988921
>>81989017
fantastic start

>>81988909
>>81988921
Are you eager to prove the catalogfags right?

even ignoring the incident I can't watch Iori because her voice is genuinely awful and grating to listen to

>>81988917
No. Observant.
Just a few days ago we had someone defending Melody as somehow better than the lewdtuber Pippa was set to collab with. “She’s a whore, but Melody is a sweetheart!”

>>81989060
Lmao

What the hell is this mode

>>81989044
Ok I see their appeal now

>>81989068
What incident? What happened while I was away?

>>81989060

>>81989060
Is it gonna be like this the whole stream?

>>81988190
huh?

>>81989098
Interesting setup.

>>81989068
Her deep voice is cute

>>81989060
Based second hokage

>>81989060
BAN

>>81989060
BASED

>>81989070
Did we have it or did some retarded catalognigger come in here and shitpost
Pretty much whenever vei gets brought up the pipe story is mentioned

>>81989060
Based

>>81989060
>Uchihaslayer69
Uhh, based?

>>81989060
nice username

>No one watches Iori because she's boring and has a harsh voice
>Pulls a bad NTR joke
>People continue to not watch Iori but act like faggots about it

>>81988772

>>81989060

>>81989044
this also applies to cats
reminder that cat owners are more likely to be insufferably liberal

>>81988190
Panko isn't blonde.

>>81989060
deserved

>>81988909
may she burn in 2view hell

>>81988917
>vei gets a pass
Lumi has never done anything wrong, idk what yall are on about

>>81989173
She needs to be punished like a puppy that pissed the carpet.

>>81989139
And always someone comes in to defend her or claim that didn’t happen.

>>81989060
Iori 100% deserves to be known as the NTR chuuba
This shit will follow her around like a dark cloud until she graduates

>>81989173
she did it just to shit up the thread more I bet

>>81989176
My cats don't go anywhere near the road, and I'm right leaning.
You couldn't have been any more wrong if you had tried.

>>81989060

>>81989179
>>81988341

>>81989239
i said more likely you retard
congrats you're an exception

>>81989215
I have not seen one from /here/ actually defend her. Every time someone comes in apologetic for her it is like half an hour later obviously after they get @'d in their little faggy discords

>>81989268
rip

>>81989068
Today we remember her other voice. To this day, no one knows why she prefers the mickey mouse one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTWpmeG10V4

>>81989268
Based.

>>81989176
Some of them are chill. I'm sure there are better breeds than others

>>81989268
Rough, he should've recommended this song for the Karaoke before they took him down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs

>>81989176
Nah I'm a right wing extremist and I love my cats 2 of em

NTR HATE
IORI HATE

>>81989268
rest in peace brave hero

>>81989331
Nasacats?

>>81989268
No...
It can't be...

she's watching

>>81989306
It's like Towa all over again

>>81989268
NOOOOOOO

>>81989331
they're called childless cat ladies and not childless dog ladies for a reason

>>81989292
The usual mention is from that guy who can’t get over the old derpy lemon model

>>81989355

>>81989388
baffling post

>>81989268
They hate him because he told them the truth

iori is going to quit vtubing over the ntr stream and honestly i dont feel bad about it

>>81989351
>schizophrenic/unicorn
>Lumi pic,
Schizogumi….

>>81989387
>for a reason
toxoplasmosis?

>>81989388
Lumi old model was better.

>>81989423
I genuinely hope she does

I miss Memory I should've posted a nothing reply just to get a reply from her I'm empty

>>81989416
>this new.

>>81989387
There are dog moms too, they have those small annoying breeds they carry around

>>81989268
Good job mods, HOWEVER

>>81989442
nah it's because cats are psychopaths and so are liberals

>>81989480
post sub badge commie

>>81989492
kek

>>81989420
>the truth
The streams are fictional, anon. He spoke no truth at all. You’re all idiots.

>commieschizo melty

I kinda feel bad for Iori but it’s not like I watched her anyways. What’s her noombers like usually? Like 100 CCV?

>>81989536
Nasa LEWD

IORI HATE IORI GRADUATE

>>81989504
Who's more of a psychopath; an animal that acts like an animal, or someone who hates said animal for existing?

>>81989533
if the stream isn't real then why does it give me a boner. thats why anime is real

>>81989559
>Like 100 CCV?
less

>>81989559
Like half that

>>81989559
Usually ranging from 250~98

>>81989443
Most everyone else does not feel the same.
Your simple nostalgia is one thing, but it has developed into full blown insanity.

>>81989533
Tell Kevin to ship merch faster.

I prefer Lumi's new model.

>>81989513
He did recently. He's not subbed.

>>81989606
>Most everyone else does not feel the same
Is this english?

HEADS UP ENEMY AC130 OVERHEAD

I desperately wanna know how the other girls reacted to Iori’s NTR stream
do you think they talked about it in the work server?

>>81989606
Her old eyes were really pretty

>>81989576
>if the horror movie isn’t real, why did I get scared?

>>81989638
truly shocking

>>81989559
250~300 on YouTube, barely 100 on Twitch.

>>81989268
Rip king

Is chat normally this slow or are people afraid of being outed as cucks if they chat

>>81989659
they probably didn't watch

Who talked the deer into making that NTR stream? rrats?

>>81989644
No. Only browns like Veimi.

>>81989632
This one? >>81989351 It is pretty good

>>81989644
Yes.

I miss her.

>>81989708
Yes.

I feel bad for Iori now

>>81989708
I am an "old model was better" guy and I love that model too.

>communism has entered the thread.

>>81989662
yes. are you too stupid to understand this?

>>81989726
Such kind, gentle eyes.
Slutmi killed her.

>>81989736
Same

>new model is LE BAD because yellow veivei

lumi's new model is superior because it fits her personality pivot to generic twitch thot a lot better

>>81989659
They supported her and thought it was hilarious
t.knower

>>81989686
Mii-chan in wait doesn't help, but it's usually pretty slow.

>>81989734
Why? This whole thing was entirely self inflicted. No one that actually deserves to be a vtuber would pull a surprise NTR stream on their fans. That shit is just gross.

>>81989533
>heh it's all fake anyways
Retarded argument
>>81989659
No one reacted to it because management stepped in and decided that the best course of action is to sweep it under the rug and do nothing else. Iori probably got a scolding (as she should) and the only consequence she will deal with is whatever her audience chooses to give her. For me it's apathy since I only watched like 2.5 streams of her whole career

>>81989780
yeah + she looks like a snake

>thread now cares about Iori
I guess her plan worked out?

PANKO TANKO

>Old model is LE BAD because it is not the most generic shit in the world

>>81989659
yeah they have been here running damage control but it didn't work

>>81989780
yes

>>81989726
>Lumi without fangs
>100% improvement

Interesting setup.

The board with the sword

>>81989659
Hime and lia loved it and were wet
Pippa loved it but knows she cant talk about it
Shiina thought it was a bad idea
lumi and jelly hated it but didn't want to say anything
the rest dont care or didn't watch

I like Iori she's sweet and fun.

>>81989268
>>81989060
>Anon... we're leaving

>>81989826
I cate that she's a stain on phase now.

>>81989833

>>81989659
>implying anyone watched it live
I mean she probably complained about the reception on the JP side or asked for help from a manager, now Tenma, who seems to be online quite literally any time she isn’t sleeping or working, noticed and jumped in to watch her new stream for moral support

>>81989726
so cute

>>81989806
>He’s so ESL he doesn’t know what “experience” means in the term GFE
Schizophrenia? Or just retardation?

>>81989826
Star bros... It will only last 15 minutes...

If Iori doesn’t graduate by the end of the year I’m done with Phase.

>>81989875
TANKO MANKO

GFE experience

>>81989804
doing NTR knowing vtuber fans are lonely men is mean and one can only assume it was done with some malice,

>>81989864
Senpai.....

>>81989060
Deserved if you ask me

>Sings in normal voice
>Starts speaking again
>Screech
why

>>81989825
She’s playing a villain, anon. The look is on purpose. Don’t like it? Walk. Walk away already. Tired of your bellyaching

>oh shit, singing that FOTM song for an hour didn't boost my numbers
>I got it, I'll do an NTR stream
I didn't know japanese women had woman moments

>>81989924
Phalanko

senpai, gomenne <3

>>81989826
Half of it are catalogfags that were calling her Lori two days ago

>>81989973
they are still women you tard. women all across the world are retarded. japan is not immune to this