/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

stop biting you retarded niggers

>>81972696
How will I eat my frenchsemi fries without bitting them?

>>81972864
Suck 'em up like Kirby

Slurpsemi

Mio Love!

i really just think this would be the ideal body shape for mio

>>81973403
walrus hands typed this post

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

What's wrose right now, her mental state or her physical state?

actual child

Lets play spot the brown anti...

>>81973494
Has Mio ever given her opinion on walruses?

>>81973893
i'm sure she likes them
maybe they're like the ojisans of the marine mammal world

>>81973858
I love my retarded smelly daughter, I hope the sun turns off soon so she can stream again

You're not going to believe this, but I love Amiya Aranha. I also hope you have a good morning.

>>81974475
>You're not going to believe this, but I love Amiya Aranha
If you say so, buddy

>>81974475
I wrote this

>>81974815
Well, to be fair, I did tell you that you wouldn't believe it.

I do also wish you a good morning.

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

Is this the Mio anti general?

>>81977180
yes this is the home of the beerpals

>>81977227
Sneerpals

seeing as jewcorp died only 3 months after taking in Lisa I'm starting to think this sheep is a sign of the apocalypse

>>81977550
Which corpo should take her next?

>>81977805
I mean if she sticks to it she'll be in brave group so it's probably going to be a 2 for 1 deal

>>81977863
"Offer them the symbol of their end times"

>>81977550
It didn't die? It's being taken over I think that's a bit different I think she'll be fine.

>>81978098
yes and no, a bunch of the talents are probably leaving,
she's probably staying but the corp is pretty much dead at this point and it's just another branch of brave group now

>>81978098
Depends if well known white corpo Brave decides in their contract renewals that they need to sign over IP

I hope my gf is feeling better...

Is it a bad timing to say I found the perfect artist for a new Mio porn skeb?

>>81978460
Based on average beerpal timing I would say it's perfect

>>81977863
Depends on whether or not they don't get rid of the Idol invader program and let Lisa keep her IP while working in it. I kinda doubt they'll let her do so because Japs are complete malevolent retards when it comes to IPs and copyright ownership.

mio hates beerpals

I hate beerpals

>>81978699
if that's the case she'd leave without a second thought

>follow count on the r18 alt went down by 1
Someone dropped her lol

Old ladies...

>>81978765
I wouldn't be surprised if she is leaving. It'd explain the several days of silence and the sad vagueposting at the end of it, and I definitely can't see her taking any kind of contract rewrite that would require her to hand over her IP. Unfortunately this isn't really happening at a great time for her considering she just had several teeth yoinked so we might not get any official word from her for a bit.

>>81978862
Are you actually stalking the follower count STILL? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? You're lucky she didn't close that too. You're so fucking creepy.

Stalking Mio is part of the GFE (toxic)

https://x.com/niniyuuna/status/1819023782612451494
Dost thou crustest

>>81977805
She should stay in Brave so it'll collapse. Then join Vshojo so Vshojo dies. Then we will have complete Hololive and Phase victory.

>>81978862
That was the disabled alt retard

>>81979022
Do I have to destroy it? Can I just soften it up?

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, plump spinneret pressed into me transferring heat, fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

>>81979250
Retard if it's disabled you can't check followers
The other one is still open and lost 1 follower

>>81979438
Are you stupid? She disabled one which removes 1 follower. It was following that alt now if you go there it shows it's not following sooooooo? 1 + 1 = ?

Good morning, I hope you had a restful night and have a wonderful day today. I love my gorgeous, fashionable spidermomma and being knocked to the floor by a round of her high speed fists smashing into my belly. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>81978862

>>81979034
STOP THINKING ABOUT LISA'S TENDER GUM HOLES YOU FREAK STOP IT'S WEIRD

I hope Mio is already sleeping right now, even if it's without my good night kiss

>>81979438
NTA but wow you just actually are retarded. This is an impressive level of stupidity.

>Mio schizo anti has brain damage

>>81979673
[Non-news]

Watching Mio causes brain damage

>>81979730
you are so stupid you will self dox eventually

>>81979730
Miorium it's a hell of a drug.

>>81979778
He already has

>>81979788
This post is ESL, but you can save it with a comma

>>81979235
Yes I will crust, she has the need to yap about her job and baked goods

we really are the worst fanbase
I don't want Mio to quit because we're so shitty, I want to improve for her

>>81979583
doctor says no kissing, it causes dry socket

Idol brought this upon themselves by beating us in divegrass and gaining full custody of Lisa. They didn't understand the powers they were meddling with.

I wish all beerpals a very nice shut the fuck up

>>81979835
Lowered proficiency in the English language is a symptom of Miorium withdrawal.
I just need a little hit to make it through the day.

>Go to bed horny for Ami
>Wake up horny for Ami

>>81980108
Me too but emphasis on the very nice.

Midsemi Midlock

>>81980062
She won't quit as long as you keep funding her lifestyle, don't be ridiculous. Just tone down the schizoing

>>81980073
>No practice makeout sessions with your little sheep sister because french kissing causes too much suction and risks dry socket
bros...

>>81980216
well then I'm glad I'm one of her top paypigs

>>81980216
She already said she doesn't see herself streaming anymore two years from now

>>81980278
That's irrelevant

>>81980170
Is this the way she wants me? Constant heavy breathing, tightness in my chest, beading sweat on my brow, hands seizing to grasp anything soft... oh woe...

>>81980278
She says many things

>>81980278
Mio's ability to plan or predict anything more than 5 days in advance is directly correlated to beerpal's ability to know what's best for her

>>81980525
The answer is always yes, think of Ami, go blusho

Meru's starting Moon RPG today
https://youtu.be/XzGDB9Ilw3g

>>81981262
Why Mio can't reach Meru nirvana?

Meru Love!!!

>>81981294
Mio's still a little baby compared to Meru, maybe she'll have the same life-changing epiphany when she's older

>>81981294
Mio likes suffering

pls just stop biting

>>81981493
There is bait, therefore I must bite.

wtf she's on the wrong side

I still cant shake the feeling that most tsun girls want to feminize their fanbase.

>>81981608
That's crazy talk. Now take your meds that are definitely meant to control your schizophrenic and not feminize your nice hips further, anon.

Meru knows who Keanu Reeves and Toby Maguire are!

>>81980912
The tension is palpable. My weighty breaths, increased pulse, and dewing dermis call out helplessly for her embrace, touch, or even mention of their existence.

>>81981608
You mean to tell me Rosebuds aren't all cute girls already?

>>81981473
It was preplanned for national girlfriend day for maximum drama.

The video game industry needs more Chulipvanias

>>81981733
>National girlfriend day
>Mio pretends to be dying
>Doesn't have to spend time with beerpals
>Can spend it with someone else
Really makes you think

>>81981733
>isreal
How many Hallmark holidays are there!?

>Meru is feeling a little anxious today for no reason
There's a disturbance...

>>81980278
And she pretty much said the opposite a few days ago.
So we should all just shut up, particularly the ones that get hard at the idea of her graduating, and let her do whatever she wants, period.

Meru's showing off her boyfriend on stream again...

>>81982116
I'll never be him...

MERUREADINGTHEGAMESTORYREALLYFASTBECAUSEYOUCAN'TPAUSEIT

Lisacore

>>81982261
Possibly written by Chuunifuji Lisa herself

[Lisa news]
She is about to eat
https://x.com/chikafujilisa/status/1819046118417936446

Donkey Hoe Tea?

>>81982364
I want to take care of Lisa and feed her soup and ice cream

Meru's wicked pussy energy

meru's gonna uoh

>>81982364
I hope this sheep feels better soon and has a quick recovery

>>81981911
Pretty much every day is something now, it's all so meaningless.

Diddleruru...

>...Where do we start?

>>81981911
July 21 is Ryan Gosling day

Damn that dragon is kinda thick

so fuckin based

is airi still alive?

>Anti-RPG
I love Moon but it's really just an Adventure game.

>>81983272
>Her last post was about nearly getting trucked again.
Slight worry.

>>81983272
I think she might've called into Lia's birthday stream yesterday but knowing her she could've died since then

>>81983333
quads of worry

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME PEEING ON MERU

>Now that I smell like dog pee, maybe the dog will do something

[Bad news]
Meru has accidentally branded herself with the ace of spades

>>81983272
Perhaps she's having the most relaxing, restful eep of her life and will wake up very refreshed and extra pon

mom please...

>>81983272
She called on Lia's birthday. We still have AWOOO dog.

>See the unseeable
>Touch the untouchable
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

>>81983566
You foolish fool, now I have no choice but to groove to dancing pon wolf, how could you, how co-AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Would you eat old grandma Meru's stale but lovingly-made cookies?

Matsuro Meru is a pervert.

>>81983357
>>81983471
I didn't know about Lia's BD. Good to know pon is still alive.

Wao!

>>81983914
>I see you know your Bread well

Meru is drinking Jelly...

>Gets a bit too eepy
>Fucking dies

meru borp

>>81984268
Yuuna just happens to have a baby bottle around
huh?

>>81984307
i'm surprised you're surprised

My reaction when Meru suddenly ungraduated

August.
20th.

>>81984307
Stop noticing things.

Slimebros...

>sees a slime burnt black
>hey girl, you good?

>>81984307
You know for who

>I think this is a radio, but it looks like a Minion
Thanks Meru

>I love these people, they can't speak English and it's not even a typo, they're just dumb

my ESL daughterwife...

[Meru news]
She just learned that the phrase is "quote-unquote" and not "quote-on-quote"

I think the hero SUCKS

Hmmm...

Inshallah Ami used this character as a reference for her 3.0. I hope she gets a burger toggle

borp

>>81985013
Whomst?

>>81985120
Anby Demara from new basic ass gacha game Zenless Zone Zero.

>>81985213
Oh right, I've seen a lot of the characters around but not that one in particular

Twilight marathon with Meru!

>>81982194
you would have to be the result of M-Preg to even begin

>>81985314
not enough jiggle to attact attention

>accidently fully closed x on my phone, didn't get notifs, wake up to wife's account disabled
im tired, what the fuck happened now

>>81985789
Retards complained about her pain complaint tweets here, she disabled everything

>I really enjoy streaming and not having been able to do that in the last few months has been kinda hard, so I'm glad I'm here
MERU LOVE

>>81985525
It won't be long before we have a belly focused game entirely

>>81986005
e need to make a game focused on eating the snack crumbs off of ember belly

>>81985989
UR EM
EV OL

Alias chatting
https://youtu.be/5hXrdUUqDN0

>>81985789
Beerpals being fucking retard as she was screaming in pain
Now next time you will hear anything from her is when she will feel better, could be tomorrow, could be next week

>>81986257
I can never get enough of her penis music loading BGM

Lederhosen in the summer...
Imagine the sweat...

>>81986378
God her tits are so fucking FAT

[Good news]
Alias isn't really into yaoi because the proportions scare her

>Alias 3D debut will be at 3am
>Jelly new outfit debut will be at 8am
I will not be sleeping this weekend.

>>81986069
We have to include Ami belly too plz

>Yaoi day
>Alias won't stop talking about yuri
I admire the disrespect

>>81985987
Retarded "beerpals" get the fucking rope

Why can't our girls stop coughing...

>>81986934
>Yaoi day
Nice try Dizzy

>>81987192
>August 1st is celebrated as Yaoi Day because when you write “801“ in Japanese, it can be read as “yaoi”

>Alias has her long hair covering her armpits so we can't lewd them
ALIAS HATE

>>81987350
I'm about to anti

Ami will only sing the Weird Al originals right... there's no way Eat It and FAT are going to be sung right hahaha that would be very ho— silly hahah

>>81987645
Now you're just bein' silly

It's cute how excited Alias gets over trying new ASMR triggers

>>81985987
>>81986306
wtf, beerpals cannot be saved

[Alias news]
She and her genmates hit all the criteria to get new outfits

>I'm only three months old! Almost four!
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzl__cIZinA
pillow is trying again

>Alias is worried about falling over during her 3D debut
>Already fell twice and rolled her ankle during the 3D meet & greet

>>81988201
jesas she's got a whole town going

>Alias is missing yet another big wrestling event because it's on the same day as her 3D debut
lol
lmao

>HUH? HUHH? HUHHH?

>>81988650
>Alias's confused sounds as she learns ghosts are able to get pregnant

[Semi-News]
Rin from Idol confirms they can not announce if they're staying or not yet. It'll be all announced at once who's graduating/going indie/staying with Brave. So we'll find out about Lisa and Tonya at the same time.

MOOOOOOOOOOM
ALIAS IS LEAKING COMPANY SECRETS AGAIN

>>81988709
well that's fucking lame
do they really need to draw this out so much

>>81988346
>show up to your oshi's m&g
>she can't walk after
is that a win or loss

>Some of the stuff for V4Mirai's summer event is so lewd that it definitely would've gotten them banned if they hadn't toned it down
Sex incoming

>>81988778
They're all probably on existing contracts and haven't seen the new ones yet so that's probably why there's a limbo. Depending on the original contract's NDA it might be Brave who announces it and then they can pick when right up until separation so I wouldn't expect anything fast

>I don't like showing that much skin
>>>>>>>>>

>>81988778
depends on nda and possibility of enforcement, but doing it all at once takes some of the heat off of them compared to trickling it out individually and lets them band together a bit
you know for damn sure there'll be plenty of people unhappy with whatever decisions are made

Ami is live and singing Weird Al karaoke!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz04kcIAh6Y

Ami Weird Al karaoke
https://youtu.be/dz04kcIAh6Y

>>81988978
I love my goofy spood.

[Ember news]
Delaying stream by 30 minutes. Also she's a penguin.

>>81988709
>who's graduating
Rin at least confirms (or believes at this moment, anyhow) no one is graduating.

>Alias and Mariya ASMR collab
I don't have enough cum for this

DORK

K I N O

>>81988978
can she do hardware store?

Ami really is the best chuuba

NOTORIOUS CANADABOO AMIYA ARANHA

Sasuga world's #1 Canadaboo

Using Pixelmiya's rotund little body as a curling stone...

The Bucko shilling Ami in /pcgia/ is a cute

>>81989216
I've only ever seen one chuuba do that but if anyone can it's her

>>81989605
he looks like this btw

Alias is such a cute autismo

[Non-news]
Alias is a Pillow simp

Look, Lisa is accepting a wedding ring. I wonder which special sheeple in the in-crowd gets to be her groom.

>>81989605
What the fish...

>Ami thought Amish Paradise was the original

>>81989640
>he
>skirt

>>81989697
Letting a ring on her throne is a Rushia tier move.

>>81989640
Would

>>81989735
he wears shorts sometimes

OH YEAH

EAT IT
JUST EAT IT

Finally, some good fucking karaoke.

>>81987645
KNEEL

>>81986428
Literally made for paizuri

The tsunx anthem my friends

>>81989735
Don't play dumb, we all know you're very familiar with men in skirts

Love Ami so much I could cry. ;_;

>>81989116
She meant that no one is currently graduating their character, not that no one is graduating from Idol.

>>81989860
Knees destroyed the floor

>Alias' mom has been sick recently
Yeah probably not a great time for the pregnancy prank call kek

>>81990004
Don't expose our relationship like that sweetheart, I'll buy you some new panties later

>Gets a call from her mom in the middle of the Pokémon song
The authentic Gold/Silver/Crystal experience

>I play polkamon go ev erery day!

PUT ON YOUR LEDERHOSEN

GO AMI GO

>>81990418
>Butt dialed
Mamaranha spinneret...

>Agumon is the only Digimon Ami knows

Eber doko...

ISP HATE

Ember Barony
https://youtu.be/JtZ8kL_IFDk

>>81990603
shriveled up like a raisin after coming down from the high of being a winner for the first time in nearly 30 years

[Alias news]
She wants a really shitty custom cake with her own face on it for her birthday

>>81990641
damn it. i have some Baronytism but ami is on. why does Ember hate me in particular?

>>81990745
you have had over a year now for overlap practice
just 2 is easy mode

>>81990745
You need to master The Drift, young one

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

>>81990801
>>81990833
i dont wanna be a whore. i wanna be a good bucko and only watch ami...

Alias loves me specifically

>>81990921
I CAST EMBURGER

>>81990921
Grand wizard...

EKUSUPUROSHION

THEY SEE ME MOWIN

THEY SEE ME MOWIN'

ami can say "it" now

I could see all of the statements in this song being true for Ami except the pi one

>White and Dorky

>If you don't hone your skills from birth, you'll have the mana skills of a rat

Ami is white?

>>81991203
>the only things Ami denies is having her name on her underwear

>>81991279
she is a white brazilian

Ember talks a big game but she's probably going to get eaten by crabs within ten minutes...

[Ember news]
Dizzy is a warthog

>>81991313
Ember can eat crabs for hours

>>81991293
OLÉ!

>>81991332
SHEEEEEE'S A BIG PIG

>white and nerdy straight into a star trek tangent
that's the amiya aranha

>>81991293
Hey... unfortunately us Brazilian vampires exist... fucking germans leaving the old country for... uh... booty and stuff? Don't know our backstory too well, bunch of cowards!!! Now I'm stuck here!!

>I feel like she should've done more war crimes

Ember feeling very called out by a random "what animal are you?" quiz

ALIAS YES YES
A NO NO

Ember's tear-soaked journals...

This quiz is wrong. I NEED Ember.

>>81990930
Only Ami.

Since I can't stalk Mio anymore I decided to check some other girl's twitter real quick so I opened Lisa's twitter hoping to see something cute and I ended up listening to an audio of her talking very low and saying she's in pain

0 INT
20 BIG

SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE SPIDERMOM

Alias LOVE

>>81991783
Korean girls really seem to be in constant pain. At least I’m guessing Lisa is if she’s friends with Juna.

I want Ember to bathe in my blood like Elizabeth Bathory to preserve her youth

>>81991783
She just had her wisdom teeth pulled so fortunately it's not anything serious (this time)

>It's Coolio's birthday today
o7

>Weird Al karaoke lined up with Coolio's birthday when she'll be singing Amish Paradise
what in the stonehenge planetary alignment fuck

>Ember riding a horse would look like Radahn on his horse
Big girl...

do you think amiya aranha is kind of...

>>81991437
I was shocked how pasty to one girl from Brazil I met. Nice girl but whiter than my Irish Yankee ass.

God I fucking love polka bros

>Beverly Hills, that's where I want to be!!

>>81991984
I figured it was that, but still not exactly something cute to improve my mood

>I will never be caught by another trap again in my life
I believe this wholeheartedly

>>81992170
Is that a dog collar?

GET DOWN GIRL

>>81992282
It's a lederhosen

>Gets genuinely jumpscared by a skeleton

[Sad news]
Ember got BONED

>>81992336
I thought that was legging?

>Watch this!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They never learn...

>>81992412
She made it herself for today so it's the suspenders part of it

Wisu will be home soon
https://x.com/ArisuOshiro/status/1819093862222385478

>Mike Rotch, Mike Rotch, has anyone seen Mike Rotch??

>Water is basically food
Ember...

Ember my beloved eating machine

EMBER IS WASTING AWAY
WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY

>No trapped in the drive thru
it's over...

[Non-news]
Ember is hungry

Soon I'm gonna be a jedi

I didn't realize the Invaders anniversary cover was the Dungeon Meshi ED, haven't gotten around to watching it yet

[Good news]
Ember is eating

yoink

Ami truly does Weird Al justice

Ember is speedrunning dying in this game today

Would you drink Saya's "essence"?

>Anons talks about feeding other anons in this thread
>I get this email

>>81993204

GOOONNNAAA BUYYYY

>>81993199
If it doesn't spontaneously make my entire digestive system undergo immediate necrosis I'm going to feel ripped off

>>81993199
Do I dare

Ember keeps getting murdered by succubi

Buckostreet Boys

>>81983357
she called in while she was driving

>>81993599
Nyehehe

Yuuna literally always watching Ember at work...

>>81986005

>>81993656
I want to believe that this is a joke but I have a feeling it's not a joke

>>81993599
We need to send in a less competent succubus for her to get a win on

>>81993702
Yuuna's boulders in Ember's face

>>81993722
I wasn't joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtPcsCeber4&t=6053

IN THE BATHROOM

Constipated Ami...

AND I SWEAT AND I CLENCH AND I FEEL THE PAIN

>Overeating
>Shitting
>Incest
>Decapitation
/tsunX/core song

>Running from a minotaur
>Gets bodyblocked by a rat and dies
Eber...

nothin personnel ember

[Non-news]
Ami is hungry

>>81993719
So much surface area for the hamster stink to emanate from...

>>81993873

Peeber

Ami's milking cows...

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking C O W S

>>81994103
so much surface area to squish

She's got a cool hat!

>Meru requested a song directly over twitter
Bratty mailgirl...

>Ami wrote her own parody song to maybe sing today
Noice

She's a hardware rap god!!

ami makes my wares hard if you know what i mean

New thread
>>81994595
>>81994595
>>81994595

mio hate

Mio Feed & Breed!

>>81994608
dont follow, diagram?

>>81994734
the ware is my penis

Mio Love!!!