/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Please take care of innocent shondo and treat her well.

>>81918224
grape

>>81918026
anglerfish smokin dat za

Good afternoon Shondopolis

this is literally NTR at this point

>*flips*
>doesn't drive the bus

this is a direct attack on retromancer

I love her very much! This stream is really fun!
>>81918345
G

>>81918345
G

>>81918345
gggggg

Did she make Oli's boobs even bigger to make becky? lol

>>81918862
lore accurate Oli

>>81917208
>FR a fag? i can't believe it! how much more heartbreak can i take?
>ooooh! he was like a brudda to me!
>he cried at my grandmadas funeral!
>don't worry shon, i'll kill that fat fuck myself! i promise you when i'm done witim he'll wish he was out of peanuts, capiche?
>yeah don't worry boutit boss, we'll take care him
>you wanna send messages, huh faggot?
>jork off to dis, cocksucka!

hmmm

it wasnt that funny you didnt need to post it again

it was pretty funny

>>81918345
GGGGGG

>>81919522
i took the time so you're gonna see it

why is (you) even in this

>>81919753
(you)? me.

>>81919753
I drove once

>>81919753
to make us feel included

>>81919753
i drove us away in my cool car

what is this cuck rp

>>81919858
cuck rp is all the rage nowadays, get on with times grandpa

she sounds so sarcastic when she talks about us lmao

>>81920022
>ESL

I miss the threadshitters

>>81920152
do not

I don't

>>81919753
we literally beat the strongest guy in the universe

i dont have any reason to shit up the thread right now im relatively pleased with events

>>81920304
yeah his punches make black holes and he killed a billion people and we solo'd

I will win and marry her in real life.

This has in interesting sub narrative

I will marry her in this life or the next.

why is the delivery guy also (you)? wdshmbt?

take a guess on what anti this is suppose to be based on

reminder that i will win the rat race and all of you will die miserable and alone while i am happily married to my wife in real life

>>81920694
Tuffnar

>>81920735
she doesn't even know who that is

>>81920694
>>81920735
dont do this, he'll actually believe it

very fun 10/10 stream

>>81920694
>>81920735
meds

>>81920764
hi shondo

>>81920764
his story must be told

>>81920780
It's not over yet. She's just powdering her nose.

>>81920806
his story of breaking rules multiple times and getting banned? sounds like an uninteresting story

does every community contain this much autism or is ours a special breed? i havent pieced it together before until seeing chester spam "fun facts",

i really feel like constantly mentioning this "secret and discriminatory ToS" will get her in trouble eventually

>>81921062
it's not a secret her manager literally told her it's how it is

>>81920961
how fucking new?

>>81921269
I just dont pay as much attention to other chats/communities as much as ours.

next stream
next stream we will get old model

>>81921220
okay? i'm using her own words

>>81921412
maybe not until mid august
at least we didnt have the ears for this stream

hehe if i agedoxx her in relation to otis its just a meme hahaha hee hee

>>81920839
i don't see it going down shogga!

>>81921491
They don't allow Otis in direct sunlight

>>81920932
Have you seen GMS2?

>>81921612
she said cats tan, they don't according to that screenshot

>>81921519
don't know if you were here yesterday but she literally said her age on stream multiple times so i'm guessing it's okay now? although she said it in a way that not everyone would understand (cake age minus 1)

>>81921976
i was here but not really paying attention

>>81921919
She's probably thinking about the fact their fur can change color in direct sunlight. That's not really tanning though.

he won...

why did she get rid of nade nade

still not here btw

>wdsmbt?

She specifically hates me it's so over

>>81922552
A lot of redeems are turned off

>>81922552
I don't know but it's helping me save up my chocolates.

Another kissy mood? Quick FireNeko! Maybe she won't cuck you today!

shes approaching a ban again isnt she

>i like sniffing women
but you have no sense of smell... ?

shes so cute

>>81922552
i'd be nade nadeing her so much right now

>>81923213
its been recovering

>i'd make no money off of youtube
and you know this how? countless people have gotten giga rich off of youtube, much much richer than you. it's fine to hate the platform but why is she constructing these weird untruths just to justify hating on it? you don't have to justify the choices you make

I will kiss shondo all over

>>81923524
she used to only make a couple hundred bucks per vid and it would take her weeks

>>81923524
Of course she doesn't make money from Youtube, she doesn't upload anything for months. The revenue comes from a regular and frequent upload schedule with no long breaks

>>81923524
>countless people have gotten giga rich off of youtube
how many of them are indie vtubers? fuck off already

>>81923524
Funny how youtubers also say they don't make shit through adsense and they need patreons and sponsors

Virtual YouTuber baka

>>81923524
Only a handful have gotten truly rich off it. Most do enough to leave their job but that's with a constant uploading schedule because YouTube incentives minutes watched over views. So you're really just swapping one job for another.

>>81923664
why would it be different for an indie... ? if anything they'd make more than a corpotuber. are you retarded?
>>81923876
>Only a handful have gotten truly rich off it.
LMAO

>>81923909
Yes. Name five indie vtubers that got rich off of youtube. They all joined corpos.

>>81923909
how many groogos do you think there are

>>81923627
>it would take her weeks
does it really take weeks to record a two hour video where you scrunch some shit near a microphone and tap it while whispering

>>81924089
Yes, do you even watch her content?

How many youmos do you think she'd sell if she put them on sale at the same time as a shumo, so you could put them together

>still taking youtubenigger bait
i hope you’re aware you’re probably arguing with W**** or some other known board shitter

Just learn to sew and make your own youmo

bruh this endless money talk is just...

>>81923999
>name 5 indie vtubers that got rich

>>81924260
Shondo, she owns her own forest and has a private bloons room in da klub

>>81924129
me watching her content has nothing to do with her laziness

>>81924260
Pretty much the top 5 viewership numbers on /lig/. Vedal and Filian typically dominate.

i will give shondo her own room

>>81923999
why does it have to be vtubers specifically? are they somehow at a disadvantage at making money compared to a fleshtuber? you don't have to answer btw because you're clearly not interested in a good faith discussion about this regardless. she could easily make it on youtube if she wanted to, that's just a fact. according to pippa youtube is the best platform for youtube btw, and she has experience with both platforms unlike shondo and is also much bigger and under much more scrutiny. keep kissing bezos' gooch though, i won't stop you

>>81924427
then you already know how strict that criteria is to start with

>>81924579
>why does it have to be vtubers
because shondo is a vtuber. The fact you can't come up with any proves it's a terrible idea.

>>81924630
but that implies they'd be making less than a fleshtuber, which isn't true? give a single reason as to why this would be true, you disingenuous fucking retarded cunt

>>81924630
>name 5 parasocial purple vtubers with schizo tendencies and recently got banned
might as well have this as your argument if you're gonna be that obtuse

>>81924579
>why does it have to be vtubers specifically
>/vt/

>>81924728
>it's impossible to name 5 indie vtubers that are rich on youtube you're asking too much!
proving the point retard

she finally sounds more open to moving

unironically her fambly is an albatross around her neck

I don't want to discredit anything she is saying but I wish I could have as much support as she gets; I'm happy for her.

>>81924808
there are hardly any rich independent vtubers in general, retardchama.

>>81924579
>he says this while sitting on google cock

>>81924852
and none of them are on youtube, It's a niche of a niche.

would she go for the shonmune idea if she actually could? it would end badly, at least 1 person would die

>>81924921
you can't even name 5 rich independent vtubers on twitch. you're criteria is retarded to start with.
besides shondo isn't even rich.
>>81924803
>must be vtubers because we are on vtuber board kek
obtuse

>>81925078
It's a funny joke, but she knows it would turn into a battle royale within five hours

Youtubeniggers are subhuman. No matter how many times you tell them she won't move they refuse to take the hint.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

the shommune will be real but the only people invited will be me, shondo, shadowmama and FE. FT and the critters will get a static caravan to live in in the garden

Shondo watch Birth of a Nation

>I'm not a picky eater
lol irl

>>81925513
I will make her eat

>not picky
>vegetarian

Shondo just because something is made in America it doesn't mean it's loaded with sugar.
When you were talking about there being no snack selections in the usa you were wrong too.
>>81925559
she is so cute

>>81872249
for those late at night in the UK GMS Ep2 “t.” is out.
last time ill share this to avoid shilling too much probs
enjoy

Shift is finally over
Just in time to say goodbye
Pain

>>81925788
>Shondo just because something is made in America it doesn't mean it's loaded with sugar.
This is for a small chocolate shake

>>81925788
>just because something is made in America it doesn't mean it's loaded with sugar.
majority of the time it's true though.

>near exactly 4 hours for a "birthday" stream
lol she really doesn't give a fuck anymore. no chama later I bet.

Shondo I might not be rich enough to provide for your entire family but I can atleast provide for you. DM me.

>>81926338
Of course not she streamed today and will stream tomorrow. No reason for it. She normally does it to placate the mob when she's been klubbing too long.

4 hours, 3 hours, doesn't matter. Time spent with wifey is time I love the most.

>>81926090
>12g protein
It's healthy

i know orange is usually pretty quick with uploading the VOD's on youtube, but if anyone wants to upload an unmuted one /here/ i'd appreciate it

>>81926194
i don't disagree
>>81926090
the sizes are bigger in the usa but the nutrition facts are almost the same for the same amount, but im sure you won't believe me anyways.

>>81927425
Only Asians can do math. Europeans stop after counting class.

Im the Jorker baby

Is ANYONE going to the M&G? Seems like almost none of the big hitters are going.

>>81927959
magnetomaster
learningmyabcs
retromancer
bacon bits
dutchboy
Thats all I can remember right now

why would they say theyre going

>>81925788
i have to tune out when she talks about food or money. it's so frustrating to hear her L takes and seeing her entire army of yes-men agreeing with her when common sense or 1 single google search would disprove what she's saying

i don't care you can't make me set foot in texas

>>81928034
Damn, Dutch flying in from Europe just to see her. That's going to be massive in her eyes.

notice was too short for me to go, i get that olivia just gave the barbies some of 3AMs time but it sucks super bad that she decides to do M&Gs and then springs one on everyone within like 6 weeks

>>81927425 (me)
>>81925788 (me)
sorry if i sounded rude shoggas, i wasn't trying to be mean

>>81928489
ugh

>>81928489
good thing you said that cause i had figured you were being a dick

>>81928489
it's ok

Otis is my oshi

>>81929149
comfy oshi

I love her so very much! I hope she has a wonderful and amazing rest of her night!

i know it's retarded to already be worried before anything has even happened, but i think the m&g will completely destroy me desu. she can say "no more fomo" all she wants but it doesn't really work like that. there will be a pre- and post-m&g era just like with the subathon. i hope you're more ready than i am for what's coming. my corpse in the picture btw

>>81930248 (me)
oops, posted the wrong picture

>>81930248
Ive been having fun with everything recently and trying to not think about it, but its in the back of my mind. Also im fat and ugly so even if she did a con near me I would be too embarrassed to go

>>81930395
Youre her type then

>>81930919
You and I both know thats not true. She truly hates fat people and the only guys she hits on during movie nights are conventionally attractive dads

>>81930248
It'll be okay! Don't worry!

>>81931060
She literally called Brando hot

>>81931211
He wasnt fat in the godfather

she's my fute bagel

>>81931268
By modern US standards maybe but he has a pronounced gut

>>81931211
you do realize marlon brando was like leo dicaprio or brad pitt back in the day? every girl in the world was gushing for him

>>81931586
No, I dont because the "back in the day" where he looked like that was the fucking 50s, well before Godfather

>>81931545
thats crazy because shondo was raised on modern US standards

>>81931692
well people still gush for brad pitt even though he doesn't look like he did in snatch or fight club anymore

Why do you fags think she always wants to feed you?
She's throwing you a bone. Take it and quit making yourselves miserable.

>>81931692
this is brando in 72, the same year as the godfather was released

>>81930248
yeah I feel the same way as you. I'll probably just tab out of streams/discord when she starts talking about it and come back a few minutes later. I hate that people will be able to create the most intimate and real memories with her while I'll just forever continue to be a name on a screen

this will be the first and only meet and greet

post wife!

>>81931955
i unfortunately also believe this. something is going to go terribly wrong

>>81931892
Oldge
Now show his gut

>>81931983
Love my wife!!

wife.

She said the asmr this week was going to be yandere themed right?

>>81932071
what makes you think she doesn't care about the face at all? you're seriously sitting here and arguing that every fat person in this thread looks like marlo brando. this might be a new record in copium lol

>>81932610
You know in the movie he literally has cotton stuffed in his cheeks to look fatter right

>>81932691
is that why he sounds like that? interesting

>>81932729
he also kinda just sounds like that normally

oliva (whore) monroe has ruined this relationship beyond repair

>>81932987
3D debut was amazing
She was so happy with the ducks it was the cutest thing

>>81930248
Fomo-ing over m&gs is only rational if she'll stop doing them eventually, if she'll keep doing them you'll eventually get the chance to attend one, if you still won't then it will go from being rational fomo to irrational fomo
Basically saying she'll have to keep doing them for eternity

>>81932599
No, she said that for before the ban, might've changed her mind
Especially seems like it given the stream description on the schedule
She said she'll still be doing it though

>>81932200
thought she was pregnant by the thumbnail

>artist hides hiroto's comment telling them about the wrist covering
But why?

>>81932599
No but she said she'll still do the Yandere themed one but didn't say when

>>81933557
She is (by nigerian bbc)

>>81925166
I wouldn't go with that in mind, but I'd still win

How high does (you) scale off of today's feat?

>VOD mutes out the godfather theme every time Don Nina appears on screen
Boo. They ruined the joke.

>>81933853
Loses to BBC so pretty low tier

>>81933942
You're alone in that, dewd
And you don't lose, you submit to it, faggot

>>81933560
Ego maybe
Shame most new artists dont seem to want to follow her one simple rule to cover the neck and wrists. That or they dont know because she didnt really say anything about it during come back stream

>>81934259
I am (you) and you are (you). If I lose to bbc, (you) lose to bbc

>>81934507
Nah I'd win

Hope she does a m&g near california

The collective nature of (you) makes (you) incredibly weak. It is only as strong as its weakest link in every aspect.

>>81934756
It's okay I'm personally strong enough for (you) to still be the strongest
You're welcome

>>81934989
But that would hurt the weakest part of (you)'s feelings, so (you) can only curl 1kg

just go to the 100th meet and greet it will matter just as much to her as the first

>>81933864
please stop, twitch is amazing

>>81935064
(you) needs to be the strongest
His strength comes from his love for his wife
If needed i would fight the entire world at once for shondo and win
It's that simple

>>81935311
twitch is retarded you closed minded fucks

>nooo i should just be able to use copyrighted music at all times with no conseqences nooooo
people should be glad they can use copyright music during a live broadcast at all

>>81935311
YouTube gives you a strike, twitch mutes the part of the vod so it doesn't have to deal with any legal stuff and keeps the rest of the vod up

>>81935320
But hes a basedboy who never goes outside. He tries to stick up for his wife but gets noogied by Chad and then she goes home with him

i literally soloed the strongest man in the entire world bro

>>81935493
Weird cuck narrative dewd, that's not reality

>>81933864
VODcucks screwed again. Gotta watch the kino live.

YouTube is a wayyyyy better video sharing platform

>>81933853
The Goku of vtuber mascots.

What did /lig/ think of today's stream? I usually go check afterwards but I can't be bothered today

dang my logging got rekt today
no stats today

good evening Shondopolis!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA! I LOVE HER!

https://youtube.com/shorts/W-vwvcFR4pA

>>81936415
She's the best

good night thread reading shondo!

>>81936504
NAUR...MY AURA!

its really cute that she wants to go to bed at the same time as us

>>81935233
it will, because i already do matter to her. it will be a refreshed experience for her knowing that we finally met, a husband that she knows she can trust and love.

>>81935446
youtube doesn't give you a strike for music, sorry. no vods would be up then

Anything new in the discord since yesterday? Please and thank you

nothing, sorry.

ooohhhhh husbant.... come to bed... (bed=separate and in a different room)

>>81937952
Nope. She yapped so much today that she's going to eep.

>>81938126
WRONG

>>81938260
that guy contorting their whole body around Shondo? me

>>81938319

>>81938319
thats nice sweetie

>>81938112
>>81938254
Ok thank you

>>81938539

>>81936632
Mwahahaha
That's my evil deed for this month

>>81928109
she says too much dumb shit then gets defensive if you prove her wrong then gets angry if you don't make it up to her.

She is the most authentic GFEtuber

Well, she's not GFE, she's literally my wife

>>81934507
bbc bwc fat skinny twink is You so You always win or You always lose to yourself

I'm literally the strongest and toughest guy around

>>81941543
gonna be weird to see all the different people talking about "my wife" at the m&g

Loli

>>81938319
Meganekings have been eating so good

>>81938260
>>81938126
i'd put my hands on her. i don't give a shit about her touch aversion

I am currently masturbating to fallenshadow

King MM cant stop winning
she's doing the meet and freet just for meeting him. being the one with the most replies wasn't enough

>>81943535
Apparently no one was posting about you enough either so you had to do it yourself

this came up on YouTube recommended and made me think abt Shondo. The twilight watchalong was a lot of fun.
https://youtu.be/IUGzY-ihqWc?si=cxtLP5jtKe9J61BL

>>81943535
seethe. he's one of like 20 shoggas i trust around my wife.

>>81944038
cuck

>>81944038
Am i one of them

>>81932662
do not tell shondo that I like baby fat shondo

>>81944202
no

>>81943535
jesse

>>81918026
Is shondo still allowed to collab with Inis or is she being sock-blocked by flork now?

does the vod youtube channel upload the twitch vods, or a local recording of the stream? Some of the dialogue in the Twitch vod got cut off because of copyright in the godfather's theme.

>>81945643
Collabs are still fine. Barbies did a collab together not too long ago that included Inis.

>>81945887
I'm sure the hired professional husband has the local recording.

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE fallenshadow!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>81944965
Why not?

It's me again, hello donkey ear oshi havers

>>81949711
They're lopped bunny ears!! They don't even look like donkey ears!!

>new person joins server talking about how cute and funny shon is
>Posts sob emotes
>"'I've actually never seen her live. I don't even have twitch."
Yeah we can tell.

they're just a bored shogger

>grr why does the cunny vtuber attract the cunny fans grrrr

she doesn't really play into that kind of crowd though, like compare her to other vtubers who appeal to that audience

>>81951886
This is group the Saali attracts

>she doesn't really play into that kind of crowd though
lol irl

>>81952243
Nice edit

>>81952498
she plays into it with us yeah, but she's actively discouraging the people who come in just for that aspect of her

Basednium

>>81944038
who are the others?

when someone's first order of priority is to join the discord before even watching a stream i think you should be fucking banned outright. i doubt this retard is 18+

agreed. give em the boot. odds are they aren't even 18.

>>81952243
I wish this was true. Its fun here and there but i hate when these types of people come in seeing the clips that gear to pandering and they create this image of her thinking uoh cunny plap is her personality

tuffnar

yeah what's up?

What’d you think of “t.”

me and my wife sleeping tonight

>>81955175
i'm indifferent

>>81952243
she can't help attracting that crowd, though. She is just that cute.

gary can you stop having schizo meltdowns in massive multi tweet threads i can't read it all when twitter is auto hiding half the replies

I think it's best you move on with your life gary instead of obsessing over a person for almost half a decade and trying to force your way into a community you're completely banned from. Do anything else with your time

he didnt obsess over someone for half a decade they were his friend or something i didnt see the tweetstorm anyway i hope he can resolve his situation
also gary stop tweeting about lolis so much i dont see why you can complain about shondo feet when you talk about little girls all the time

also another reason he needs to go. guy keeps going on all these weird rants about lolis and real children then wonders why his account is locked down. the ranting about sexualising lolis was already really random and weird then he starts bringing up irl girls???

>>81956113
uhhh wheres the logic in that. just because i bring up real girls means i cant complain about shondo feet
you must be very smart
>>81956409
uhhhh perhaps youre right ill tone down on the irl talk
for real. sounds like it does more harm than good and if its discomforting and getting me shadowbanned then ill chill out with it

I do think he talks about lolis a lot, stopped checking his account because of that(to some degree)
Well, he can do whatever he wants to though

Comforting to see how quickly the thread has reverted back to inane garbage after just mere days ago Shondo was on the brink of career death. Get some perspective.

didnt happen

>on the brink of career death
that's just simply not true though

>>81955298
dagnabbit was hoping for something more elaborate ):
>>81955654
ill respect that from now on

>>81931990
Look at some of these replies. Now imagine the person that typed them standing in front of a camera having a 1 on 1 conversation with our girl kek.

>>81957761
People rarely act like they do online in public.

one conversation is all i will need to win

otis

goodnight shoggas

>>81958303
Goodnight

I love my princess wife

>>81957828
yeah true, they're even more autistic in real life

>>81958557
Beautiful princess wife!

>>81957175
>Career death
She literally comes back stronger each time

>>81957828
I would agree with you, but some people are just simply too autistic and can't hold it in. I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if someone tried to do some stupid shit like lick the screen. Maybe I'm too cynical idk

Brainworms scale quite high considering they affect us and we parried a blackhole punch

Goodnight Shondopolis.

>>81959261
Nothing can stop the incline. Shondomination is real.

Also she hit 150k followers yesterday. I don't think anyone /here/ mentioned that.

Shes gonna have so many fucking shumos

>>81956626
No you need to go you schizo pedophile. Just leave the internet

>>81959767
Her house will be full of them. Every room.

making a play for the m&g huh

>>81959767
zo little zpace in her room that she can't have a single figure up, but will hozt literally (literally) 1000+ (at the point of writing, will probably end up at 1500 or something) 45cm chonky shumoz. bro someone do the math. i seriously doubt there's gonna be enough room in hner house lol. they have the garage but i think she said it's full of stuff?

>>81959767
>>81960159
She is going to need to rent a trailer or something and have them park it outside with everything in it lmao

>>81959678
She hit 150k on her actual birthday actually

Imagine actively grooming a vulnerable adult

>>81960317
yeah, mine. i’m letting her borrow my trailer.

She can just get them sent to her house in batches instead of all at once then after she sends the first batch of shumos out the 2nd can arrive at her house then after sending those out the 3rd can come etc.

>>81960638
i don't think the factory will store her shumos for her lol. it would also be shipping costs associated with every shipment, not to mention it would take forever, even excluding the inevitable delays that some of those shipment would get. sounds like a really bad idea

Shondo groomed me

>>81960901
It's okay she made you better

>>81961196
you're right

Last for parrying

Last for shontoes on my face and cock.