/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Cool

NOW (Literally right now)
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | LIVE | It was a human.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMWfnWIHK8E
Utatane Nasa (08:00UTC | LIVE | Minecraft - Streamer Server)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv7ZQ9mHd5s
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | LIVE | Shadow Corridor)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9yvoDa7GFk

SOON
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 1h | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApUVg__t_p4

LATER
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 4h | Members Only - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIfNq8SimDA
Remilia Nephys (16:00UTC | 6h | Building Keyboard)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VnOLokrXTU
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 9h | Members Only: TCG Opening)
https://www.youtube.com/@EmberAmane/streams
Hikanari Hina (20:00UTC | 10h | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nsJo5wQyrE
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | 11h | Workout Wednesday)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Dizzy Dokuro (22:00UTC | 12h | What OriginS Girls Smell Like)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNOsluKGlU
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 13h | BIRTHDAY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtPcsCeber4
Himemiya Rie (00:00UTC | 14h | Concert Appearance)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T-ta-Dddu4
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia & Himemiya Rie (00:45UTC | 14h45m | Cover Premiere: Drop Pop Candy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqYfndQe98E
Remilia, Muyu, PIppa, Uruka, Jelly & Shiina (01:00UTC | 15h | Roblox Collab)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID8E7HI-xCc
Gram Pico (03:00UTC | 17h | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 18h | Sexy Beach)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 18h | Sleepover RP?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXrdTVhTtvs
Himemiya Rie (13:00UTC | 27h | Limbus Company)
https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 28h | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Euphoria is doing a Q&A collab this week https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScwVgyV1KzK5vqNeX6IaylxIZFayPCGZBDMWf4zg3NDRoC5BA/viewform
>Remi is looking for anime takes to review this week frfr https://forms.gle/FZGgfToVeV7Ji9WW9
>Pico & Loki are taking 5m ghost stories & presenters for a Hyakumonogatari stream in September https://forms.gle/jnx8ZmBKgEqxUDqb9 | https://forms.gle/BTUA9E4x8hUtP7Nh8

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Tenma, Erina, Airi, Saya, Muyu & Eimi

>>81891081
Cool

Pico is liv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApUVg__t_p4

I love Shiina!

Pico is cute. VERY CUTE.

>go to the bank to get cash for VeXPo
>Guy asks about my plans
>Tell him I'm going to Birmingham
>He physically recoils in disgust

I like to take ecstasy with Hina.
https://gofile.io/d/aKsGyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksRKh83nwY
I want to take ecstasy with Eimi and Uruka.

>>81899081
What's the deal with Birmingham that makes it so bad?

>>81899081
>Tell him I'm going to Birmingham
>He physically recoils in disgust
i mean, yeah, what did you expect?

>>81891081
>>81890877
Last thread

>>81899153
Muslims

>>81899153
43% white, police "no-go" zones, tons of rape and crime.
London and Birmingham are both considered "Super-Diverse" cities, and the reputation of both is horrible.

>>81899248
you forgot to say that you'll probably get stabbed for a plastic keychain

>>81899248
I think I'm gonna get a 3day for this... I got baited...

Phasers are the best livers.

>>81899161
I didn't think it would be that bad lol

>>81899465
Tenma is too sexy. What I wouldn't give for a midget OL fox girl.

>>81899487
i got a 1 day for something similar (when Nekrolina said that she got cat called by someone who didn't speak the local language in the most recent yap collab)
>>81899518
if you get stabbed i'll steal all your merch

Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Hills Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>81899506
Would you watch “eugenics TikToks” with her?

>>81899598
My train is going straight to the convention centre so I should be safe

>>81899548
>>81899591
Cute mems

>>81899730
you could have been more retarded like me and book 3 nights in London as well to sightsee
>train
are you bri'ish?

>>81899822
>are you bri'ish?
Ye.
the tourist areas of London aren't that bad and there is some cool stuff, especially if you like history
if you're a capipi and you have the time it might be fun to go see HMS Belfast and take a bunch of pictures for Pippa

Goo morning!!

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6zNFwNwEKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frrMYnP4PxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYfxMWhEAWA

https://wheelofnames.com/qxa-3tf
https://pastebin.com/53VKyjcE

>>81899980
Good morning

>>81900064
Ohyaou anon!!

>>81899974
>there is some cool stuff, especially if you like history
yeah, i was planning on going to mostly castles and museums
>if you're a capipi and you have the time it might be fun to go see HMS Belfast and take a bunch of pictures for Pippa
i'm a gumi but thanks a lot for the recommendation, i didn't know you could visit it

Bong thread?

Why is my city full of pajeets now for? They are so creepy.

Phase connect.

>>81900146
Seems like it

>>81899822
Would recommend visit some old school pubs for lunch and dinner. I found that comfy when I was there a decade ago.

>>81899974
The belfast is probably the best museum ship in the world

>>81899548
>>81899591
Don't do this I'm already going menhera this is bad for my health

>>81900299
>The belfast is probably the best museum ship in the world

>>81900380
Go full gosling anon, you know you want to.

>>81900420
>Implying Pippa has ever been on a ship

>>81900491
I already am

>>81896939
Sorry for the cross post but I think it's important to remind Anon. Jelly told us to jerk off during nnn she encouraged jerking off. Therefore she can't be the least lewd.

>>81900146
Grim

Why doesn't Pippa ever

>>81900589
Too busy gooning

>>81899548
what I would give to have this in my life.

>>81900905
Would you cut off your dominant hand?

>>81900941
What if both my hands are submissive?

pippa the stripper

>>81900589
I feel bad about complaining about that road trip video because of how happy it made Pippa

Poor Pico...

>>81901010
Then you should be giving handjobs to anon

>>81899248
if fish gets knifed by a roadman in birmingham who will run the company

>>81901497
The bomalian who stabs him becomes phase warlord

CRISPY NIGGA

>>81901497
Hope he isn't bringing any of the girls with him, that would be irresponsible

>>81900299
>The belfast
That's not how you spell New Jersey.

>>81901526
>there must always be...a fishman

>>81901497
It's similar to Venom Snake. They would brainwash Muumi.

>>81899081
Dude I'm going there and to the UK for the first time and even I feel disgust, but for Phase I must go

>>81901616
The Iowa's are good but a lot of them is closed off unless you pay extra. The only part of the belfast shut off is the shaft house

All the anons in Birmingham will be dead by Sunday
Rip in pieces

>>81902071
>Dying before the event even starts
Grim

>>81902071
Stop trying to scare us

>>81902071
It's ok, the Ringodachi will pogrom all the filtth and save us all in the name of PANKO MANKO

>>81902071
Birmingham is less than 3 hours from where I live by car and less by train and even I'm not going. Godspeed all attendees.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>81902288
I'm only going cause I know a guy who lives there already and is also going, if he can survive there I'll be fine hopefully

Why am I getting an ad at the bottom of this thread suddenly?

Decaying hours. Till improvement I shall watch clips

>Anon scared of going to Birmingham
Lmao just wear chainmail

Loki sama will be doing cosplay in a members only camera stream in ten minutes. Hopefully it's a reverse bunny suit.

I'm not from bongland, is Birmingham the equivalent of nogville over there?

>>81902441
This is awful advice, the best thing to do in any confrontation that might involve physical weapons (not guns because you're not in the USA - though we do have crossbow issues now and then) the absolute best strat is to just hightail it out of there at max speed. Travel light.

>>81902367
yeah but that's because it's his home turf and he knows all the tricks to keep himself alive

>>81902510
Coward's advice, you should cross thy blades.
AT LEAST a joust.

>>81902522
Best part is he grew up in the Balkans so he's as street smart as you can get kek

>go to vtuber convention
>get executed by local mob for being brown

>>81902501
From what I gather it's basically London 2.

>>81902573
>get executed by local mob for being white
FTFY

>>81902573
Being brown is probably a survival advantage in Birmingham

>>81902590
It's London but somehow worse despite being smaller

>>81902573
>get executed for being brown
I wish, would save our country if everyone did that.

>>81902441
And a zweihander for crowd control

The nec is right next to the airport so they tend to avoid that area due to all the extra police around

>>81902572
how old is he? because nowadays the balkans are way safer than any western yuro country

>>81902572
>balkan
You mean be able to blend?

Evens I nap odds I try to write some disgusting phase connect yuri slashfic

>>81902649
if you're white you'll get thrown into jail

>>81902808
Good thing it is a sword and not a knife

>>81902718
>>81902745
30, grew up shitty gypsy filled city in Bulgaria

>>81902808
>tfw checked my local ordinances and I can legally carry around a sword wherever
Feels good not being ruled by karens.

>>81902845
iirc swords are still legal privately but only if they're not curved, no I don't know why the curve matters

Going to goon to Loki in 2 minites

so, will i be safe if i show up in a full plate armor at vexpo?

>>81902932
You fucking better, I'll buy you a beer

>>81902932
NO
You have to souls-maxx
No armor + club
Dodge often

>>81902987
kek

>>81902932
Only if you also have a tabard with your oshi on it

>>81902932
What's the fire resistance on that thing

holofag here, what is wrong with this woman and why do i always see her engaging in gooner activities

>>81903091
she's a gooner

>>81903091
Get the fuck out

>>81903091
She's just like that.

>>81903091
Because she's a gooner

>>81903116
>>81903091
Hime edges

>>81903053
that's a great cosplay idea, maybe next year
>>81903075
as good as a piece of meat in a frying pan

>>81903091
Most normal phaser

>>81903091
I feel like if you took a step back and reread
>gooner
you could've solved your question yourself

>>81903172
>Phaser

loki is showing her entire pussy on membership stream holy shit

>>81903172
>Phaser

>>81903236
heh

>>81903170
The area boss has a big aoe fire attack that's really hard to dodge you'll get cooked

I just want to say drop pop candy is a cool song and cya all later.

>>81903091
she is a whore

>>81903318
Thing is... Rie is a great singer. Lia isn't. So I wonder how that'll go

>>81903210
Gooning to eimi

don't wear colours their football team hates
don't wear haram clothing or anything that could cause offence
if you fart, you have to start the ritual cleaning again
it is known that five prayers a day keeps the imam at bay
be able to recite "ey wallahi, no thanks I'm already muslim habibi, I watched some andrew tate and before I knew it I was part of the deen, alhamdulilah" on que
don't make eye contact with gypsys or travellers, don't take the flower, don't let them touch your hand or kiss you or rub poison cream on your skin
avoid public transport but if you do, the middle section of the bus is likely optimal
have deep pockets, false pockets, false wallets, false organs
don't leave anything in your hotel room
travel light, preferably lighter than air (but make sure to have the required permits)
make sure to sterilise your clothing when you get back
make sure you have a convention attendance licence, and a merchandise buying permit
think that about covers it

Are likers or browns the bigger danger at vtubercons?

>>81903357
I’m straight jorkin my salami to Eimi Isami

>>81903375
honestly just unironically go around in a hi vis jacket and if anyone asks you tell them you're working on filling in potholes and everyone will leave you be

>>81903357
please do not the hamster

>>81903412
The biggest danger is catching some form of exotic plague disease from so many unwashed people, of all colors, mingling together in enclosed spaces.

>>81903375
>false organs
where can i get some false organs on such a short notice?

>>81903236
>>81903287
Phaser is correct. Seethe

UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh baby

>>81903375
>don't take the flower, don't let them touch your hand or kiss you or rub poison cream on your skin
What

Lokilicious
thighs

SHES WEARING THE VIRGIN KILLING DRESS (chinese edition)

I want Lia to give me a blowjob so bad

>>81903412
>likers or browns
same thing

It I tossed a superchat right now and Memory found out she'd be sad

ロキ様は童貞を卒業してあげちゃう

>No Runie for three days
>No Hime for seven days
>Eimi MIA
At least I can watch Dizzy tonight

>>81903356
I just hope its not an english cover

>>81903839
とっくにしたんだろう

>>81903839
Yeah, me

>>81903473
>have mind bending teeth chattering bed breaking sweat dripping neighborhood waking noise complaint invoking cop summoning blood drawing rationality defying sex with Eimi
>she slides off (you) with a mumbled "~awesome~", curls up and goes to sleep while making cat noises

>>81903860
Grim

>>81903839
私はこれを作った。

>>81903860
The big roblox collab is tonight, it's a good day.

>>81903860
Dizzy 7 days of streams when

>>81903539
>where can i get some false organs on such a short notice?
inflate a rubber kitchen glove, then cover it and yourself in oil

>>81903615
>flower
it's the start of a trick to make you pay money for some shitty flower, or pickpocket you if you're a mark
>touch your hand
they could hypnotise by rubbing the hand in a certain pattern, or steal your aryan energy (vril)
>rub poison cream on the skin
I was warned about this in Malaysia, the locals were convinced it was a thing and said to be wary of the skin care product sellers at the open market, ostensibly that the cream would make you fall asleep and then the crew would steal your money and/or organs

>>81903943
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>81903943
she's fat I doubt it would be anywhere near that good

>>81904048
When her life his a catastrophic low I think we'll get a 7 days of sadness set of streams. It'll be like 12 days of Christmas but even better because she will cry everyday.

>>81902510
>though we do have crossbow issues now and then
Fucking excuse me?

loki sexxoooooooooooo

>>81904174
UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH !!!!

>>81904131
>she's fat
Several people have said she's got an hourglass figure with big tits.

I am die thank you forever

What did you guys do to mindbreak this catalog schizo so hard?
I also have the feeling it's the same guy shitting up /pkg/ all day, the style of "cuckposting" is the same.

>>81903860
Saya soon brother

>>81904361
Idk if she has that
...But she is pretty impressive

Pippa should try a Wigan kebab

>>81904389
He's Jewish

>>81904389

I want a thighjob from Loki-sama

>>81904361
You're being lied to she's literally fucking humpty dumpty fat.

Shiina and Jelly owe me sloppy head

>>81904460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVYOZuRLs4U
Bro what is this

>>81904361
>Several people have said she's got an hourglass figure with big tits.
yeah, and they also say that Uruka looks like a model. women always compliment their friends and say they're 10/10 in public. "hourglass figure" is the politically correct way to compliment a fat bitch

loki-sama can't stand up without causing a broadcast accident because her skirt is too short...

>>81904556
Thanks anon my boss saw this and now I'm fired.

>>81904361
They also said Uruka is hot

>Michi is sick
fuck...

>>81904564
Ugh people who make cooking videos really should NOT show their faces.

>>81903091
She is flaygon bride

>>81904556
MY BOSS SAW THIS AND I GOT A PROMOTION

>>81904595
Sucks to suck I got a raise

>>81904572
>>81904607
This is how I knew they we're full of shit when they said uruka was pretty.

>>81904556
My boss saw this and started sucking my dick

>>81904706
I think she's alright

>>81904389
The catalog schizo I know of that posts about phase 24/7 is the one from /#/. There is another cuckposter I know of from /pkg/ but he's one of theirs and he hasn't been here in a long time afaik.

>>81904670

>>81904670
>ESL
>raging schizo
Why is this so common?

>>81904556
My boss saw this
I am my own boss btw

[Loki news] When she asked kaigainikis why Phase sells coffee the only answer she got was "Buy Phase Coffee"

>>81904389
You are not subtle.

>>81904768
This will always be the inferior version of that clip.
"YOU THINK THAT'S RACIST I'LL SHOW YOU REAL RACISM" is what's needed to make it work.

>>81904627
grim

>>81904627
"I think I may have been wearing too little clothing" - Mi...m..Michiru?

>>81904627
Yeah, of YOU

Anyone got the Yaoi ERP archive?

Loki looking like a ghost with that pallor

>>81904765
No, there is definitely some overlap. He randomly posts about Phase "yabs" on /pkg/ completely unprompted and gets mass deleted often. I'm fully convinced the guy spends his day posting drama all over the catalog and different generals.

My kitchen smells like chicken soup.

loki-sama is doing cheki for members. this is a rare chance to have your name written next to her perfect milky white E cup tits

>>81904788
Dark skin dark soul

>>81904607
>>81904706
Uruka has a hot body. They are not wrong.

>>81904872
https://gofile.io/d/thc6TS

That'll be $14.99

>>81904909
Everyone on pkg hates phase to be fair.

Kino made me crawl around on the floor wearing blackface while calling me her little niggerman:(

>>81904949
sent ;)
thanks

>>81904851

>>81904909
I see, that could be him then. I could see him doing his schizo shit in every thread he can find. He's definitely from /#/ though and I'm pretty sure I've found him on twitter before. I was thinking of a different cuckposter from /pkg/, one of the doxxknights (probably doesn't surprise you).

>>81904985
>kino
what? who?

>>81904947
uruka is so ugly that even her sexpest teachers didn't make a pass at her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVE0v5Sz2lo

score enabled
https://jiggie.fun/inOVYw

>>81904389
His first Iori bait post was how do I get into NTR and two of use recommended Enna. He's lost his shit since then and the whole doxxsisters crew is backing him up.

>>81905168
*us* / anyways they are mental cases I just hide the threads since they are bumping it themselves.

>>81904947
>Uruka has a hot body.
You'd also be wrong. The angles she showed were very misleading.

>>81905168
>Enna
Who?

>Eimi streamed at 2am again
Why do you hate me Eimi… is this my punishment for being a wage slave?

I thought Hina was in the Roblox collab what the fuck man

[Urgent Loki-sama news] Winnie the Pooh panties bought by Ayase Yuu as a souvineer from Disneyland

>>81905369
I meant Shiina.

loki's legs are spilling out of her tight dress, danger area almost visible

>>81903091
>Why is she acting too much like Marine?
>Tell her to stop that or we will be forced to slap Phase Connect with a class action lawsuit!

>>81905371
What? I don't see a vod or Twitter space

>>81905301
Someone should tell one of the talents that they heard them and uruka look like sisters so we can see the reaction. Women will call each other pretty all day but if they get compared to the one's they call "pretty" watch how upset they get.

>Eimi
Slampig dwarfoid

>Uruka
Stick insect Asian

>Pippa
Redneck with oily hair, missing teeth and animal human hybrid proportions, you can only find in Ohio and other UFO flap states genetically modified by the lizard people.

>Lumi
So thin she can I can break her in half between my fingers. Vegan breath.

>Shiina
Plank flat. Hair falling out due to menhera and old age.

>Lia
Most mid looking latinx you could imagine. Absolutely no Latina sass. Dresses like a video game goon.

>Runie
Soccer mom aesthetic. Habsburg chin.

>Dizzy
Literal "what race are you" moment.

We truly have the sexiest oshi in vtubing.
Man I love Phase Connect. Kevin cooked with this corpo.

>>81905667
>Redneck with oily hair, missing teeth and animal human hybrid proportions, you can only find in Ohio and other UFO flap states genetically modified by the lizard people.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>81905667
Most of those are so wrong anon

>>81905612
Marine is classy rie is a whore.

>>81904788
>Is sure that poster is an ESL and schizo from that one little post
Why do (white) schizos do this so often?

>>81905369
Enna Alouette. A Niji whore. This guy >>81905464 is probably the same one who got butthurt about it.

>>81905667
Runie looks more like an elementary art teacher

>>81905631
>he’s gray
Grim

>>81905667
Kys!

>>81905767
You need to leave, holobronie.

>>81905849
Seethe

>>81905795
No I'm a member, but the last members stream I see was 4 days ago.

>>81905793
Pretty much they are trying to do a psyop Holo vs Phase thing but they are imbeciles so emphasis on try.

>>81905667
Unbelievably wrong. Shiina and Lia are objectively hot. Dizzy and Runie both look good too.

>>81905767
>Marine is classy
Lets not go that far, she literally talked about masturbating multiple times a day, she is a gigacoomer

>>81905767
They're both sluts

>>81905767
>t. EOP

>>81905903
Lia looks like a 12 year old hapa boy without makeup

>>81905903
Lia is really hot imo. Shiina eh not my type, Runie is fine Dizzy too

>>81905976
H-hot

>>81905949
>>81905919
She is a dyke

How do I know if I love my oshi too much

>>81904607
GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD.

>>81904851

>>81902441
Don't you need a chainmail loicense?

>>81906010
>t. EOP

>>81906013
No such thing exists.
You think about & worry about them a lot during the day.

Femanon is seething again

>he thinks this is mid
Grim

>>81906069
oh no

>>81906097
>News

>>81906040
Love this retard

>>81902845
That won't save you, anon.

Pippa status?

>>81906125
She does unironically resemble her model the most so...

>>81906059
>t. Never watched Marine

>>81906125
Lias tits are NOT THAT BIG.

>>81906170
Theres no way thats real, kek.
>>81906132
Having to ask is also a sign tbdesu

>>81906198
Wrong

>>81906197
Yeah you are in the phase thread.

>>81906176
sleeping

>>81906222
it is, and rapists and murderers are not even prosecuted because it would be racist to do so

Loki-sama panties.....

>>81906097
>Help! Help me! A *female* is picking on my Holomems with facts

Stop picking on Rie. She did nothing wrong.

>>81906197
>t. seething EOP

>>81906170
nice context image, this was a sharpened metal replica it was effectively a dagger

>>81906222
It is really. It is a really knife, not a toy but still

>>81905369
Niji member. An American coworker visited her in Canada. They did an off collab together after they got lunch (she paid).
Can you guess the coworkers gender? I bet this guy knows >>81905464

>>81906327
Screenshot?

>>81906242
Lia stuffs her bra because she's flat. FLAT!

>>81906376
>dagger
it's just a weeb letter opener

Phase friend mike cat is react slopping
https://www.twitch.tv/nekoko88

Fuck you!
*De-femcels your Pippa*

>>81906170
The royals have chosen their method of execution, I see.
Novelty penknife it is, Charles etc.

>>81906176
Moisturized.
Filthy.
Snoring.
Buried under 20 plushies.

In the zone.

>>81906222
It's been reported on by multiple news agencies. Pippa should do a react stream to stupid stuff like that.
>>81906376
The handle is too small to make it usable for anything besides opening letters. Pippa and probably Ember have walked around with bigger and more effective blades.

>>81906492
try getting stabbed by it

>>81906427
Not allowed but its about an hour into the stream
Now do yourself a favour and grab yourself a membership

>>81906493
>phase friend
Weekly reminder that she's art sisters with Iori through their shared rigger. Said Rigger gifted her the rig upon reincarnation.
>>81904125
NO!!

>>81906585
Trott your monarch out.

>>81906376

>dagger
bro, its a blunt tooth pick at most
you cant even grip it with more than 2 fingers
i know you burgers dont know how much is 20cm, but its about 2 small rocks next to each other

this photo is all context you need to say if it can even be used as a weapon

>>81906585
God I wish we would nuke you people

>>81904858
>Michiru is just playing video games makes all day
Now THIS is what I want

Instead of being mad and hate watching, why don't people do things that make them happy Instead.

Why did hime think she could get away with gooning on main? at least she doesn't seem surprised by it, kinda based desu

>>81906585
(You) have a higher chance of dying choking on dicks than you do getting stabbed by that.

>>81906725
Nta but people do put things like this between their fingers and punch with them

>>81906792
>think she could get away with it
Gooners will goon no matter what

>>81906376
>>81906725
also its not even fucking steel, its some zinc alloy that will crumble the moment you will look at it funny

>>81906792
>Why did hime think she could get away with gooning on main?
Because online platform rules enforcement is ultra-inconsistent and therefore you might as well take your chances.
>Kinda based
Agreed.

>>81906880
Jesus christ I had a shaving razor made from "zinc alloy" that basically melted when it came into contact with water.

>>81906376
>effectively a dagger
Have you ever been inside a barbershop?

>Hime goons on main
>Crickets
>Hina goons on main
>Sakana bonks her and cuts her pay and number of streams
Hmmmmm really makes you think

>>81906792
hime should start streaming on chaturbate

>>81906984
Rie gives better head.

>>81906984
Someone's noticing a little too much.

>Lokifags trying to bait people into buying memberships again
Don’t fall for their lies. it’s not worth it.
They do this every single members stream

>>81906984
Hime literally got suspended for a week

>>81906873
fuck off, if he wanted to he would use a real knife, people run around UK with literal swords and machetes the size of your torso
a fucking long stick makes for a more effective weapon, this shit isnt even sharp, it would stop on your clothes, its literally a toy

but its easier to grab some guy who isnt a threat that holds something in his hand "looking like a knife" than to approach the muslim terrorist
also to add he wasnt even showing it to anybody, they grabbed him based off CCTV footage, since as always the big brother is watching

>>81907033
Hime should stream her daily masturbation sessions

>>81907073
Miss out then

>>81907073
>it’s not worth it.
It is

>>81907105
Tell that to the girls who were just murdered

>>81906880
>blade that is not sharp and cannot be sharpened

>>81907101
By youtube, not by sakana.
Hina got bonked by sakana and her manager

Lia and Rie like to think they are memhera sluts but they'd probably melt from eye contact

I just want to sex the Hime. Is that really to much to ask?

>>81907204
What was the race and religion of that stabber anon? What was his motivation?

>>81907073
Loki's member streams are almost certainly worth it if that's the kinda of thing you want to see
I just like her voice so it's audio-only for me

>>81906984
Hina got bonked for implied drug use, not sexual content.

>>81907308
Nobody knows yet, he was 17 so they can't release it

>Tenmas vod got taken down for the obama stream
>iori took down her RP
>hime and lia got taken down for their erp
all in the last few days
who will be next

>>81907303
you'll have to wait in line behind the 20 other guys who are also hitting it

>>81907289
Those things are not mutually exclusive.
Hime is probably less of a slut than she tries to make people believe (not because of morals or being too choosy/unnatractive but cause people like her have looong periods of just not having energy whatsoever) and Lia is far more of one.

>>81907496
Why are you acting like this is new? Pippa and Lia used to lose like one vid a week

>>81907507
these 20 guys?
all me in different disguises

>Unironically dickriding the bobbies and their knoife laws

>>81907550
Cause they're newfags

Lia is literally a catholic femcel, thread watchers

>>81907550
>used to
yeah years ago

Jannies here

>>81907204
do tell us who was the perpetrator, what was his religion and what his motivation

>newfags don't know about the Lia forklift incident

>>81907484
Yeah anon I'm sure some guy from the UK just randomly decided to stab white children. It was definitely not one of those subhuman, brown Muslim cultists who flood the country like a wave of shit. Cut the bullshit. Third worlders are the problems, but knives.

>>81907684
I cant wait for urukas maid stream

>>81907684
They better do their fucking job. What else am I paying them for?

>>81907632
lmao, lia is con chick and a dyke, she might have never sucked a dick but she wont be hooking up with any of her simps

>>81907759
You pay them?

Loki-sama got me acting unwise.

>>81907550
>>81907659
>*reading* "This VOD is dead?"
>*sway* "Myeah this VOD is fukken dead guise"
The most magical of times.

>>81906788
>being capable of happiness
Lmao.

>>81907794
>she wont be hooking up with any of her simps
Glad we agree.

>they think Lia is actually gay
Lmao

>>81907794
>she might have never sucked a dick
lol

>>81906792
>Hime likes to goon
>I like to goon
Is that why I like her so much?

>>81907308
>>81907685
Murder can be committed with just about anything. Locking away someone for having a letter opener is asinine. They should lock away people that are privatizing and sabotaging the NHS ensuring there's more loons out there killing people

>>81907794
>a dyke
lol
you're right about the rest though

>>81907794
>lia is con chick and a dyke
BASED.

>>81907913
He said "dyke" not sodomite

>>81908004
Neither of those posts were encouraging locking the guy with the letter opener up. I was encouraging mass deportation of Muslims.

>>81907965
Seems likely.

This thread is great

Is it wrong to jork it to the LiaxHime ERP?

loki-sama is about to eat a banana

>This is what another mod submitted, presumably through the Q&A form instead of skipping the line like AF did.
Man.

>>81908348
yeah, mine

>>81908308
Yes.

>>81908348
It shouldn't make me hard.... but it does

>>81908525
Yoink

Wemi soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VnOLokrXTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VnOLokrXTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VnOLokrXTU

Loki-sama rubbing her pussy...

Realistically, would Kaneko even report it if you pay her $50k for it?

>>81908385
Cipher doesn't deserve this treatment

>>81908609
>Kaneko
He graduated.
Also, Phase Connect?

did you know sakana owns /vt/? How deep does the rabbithole go, phase is the vtubing illuminati

My dog stole two thirds of the Pizza I was saving for this evening
Phase Connect.

>>81908567
Since when was Lisa cool?

>>81908723
Random anon said it so surely it must be true

>>81908723
THE
DEEP
STATE
OF
VTUBING

>>81908768
Why would people lie on the internet???

>>81908723
He knows too much.

>>81908525
>>81908567
>exactly 1min apart
Stop yoinking your own bunnies already

>>81908723
A phasejanny moderates numbers.

>>81908738
Go eat the food out of his bowl in vengeance

>>81908828
What makes you think that? And more importantly why do you go to numbers?

Lokilicious
took a screenshot of the panty shot just incase removes that part of the stream

>>81908757
Since yo momma
>>81908816
It's 59 seconds :3c

>>81908723
>tfw we run /vt/
>and all drama accounts
>and 90% of all clipper channels
>and most 2 and 3view backchannels
Bros we might be (((them))).

>>81908738
Beat the fucking thing

>>81908891
I love numbers

>>81908921
Brat

>>81908385
>user submission stream gets backlash due to pippa going through them from newest to oldest
>She bitches and blames us
>no more user submission stream fuck you
>tries again
>same shit happens
Pippa i usually don't mind but that was 1.5 hours of watching paint dry, it was painfully autistic

>>81908935
I'd make a joke about Idol but the jannie is here

>>81908911
timestamp

>>81909017
Editbugs videos were pretty good, shame we had to sit through dog and jojo autism to get to second video.

Holding down Lisa and giving her a hot jizz injection

>>81908385
It was a funny clip Cipher. I laughed.