/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>8104416
>peace was never an option
Kiara had a chance

I liked /rrat/ better

>>8104519
I can stick /rrat/ in the post next time so you can search for it, it's just that I just don't want the thread name to change if it turns out she isn't /here/

I kneel, to the new queen of /vt/

>>8104824
they're all here anon.

>>8104519
muh baelz is rrat, this thread must also be rrat

Who's gonna be her first non-EN collab partner?

>>8104416
>balls
Perfect. Out of all the shit threads and generals in this garbage dump this one is one I willingly accept.

>>8104416
This >>8050494 should be the real previous. Why is it deleted anyway?
https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/vt/thread/8050494/
https://archived.moe/vt/thread/8050494/
>>/vt/thread/8050494/

>>8106019
Haachama
Together they shall architect the final yab.

>>8104416

>>8104416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WgjHdNPS-Q

>>8107467
Never watched her past life
Never will
I will get my first impressions of her when she debuts like a normal person

>>8107531
normal people don't watch sentient cartoon characters

>>8104416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDnTxStvlv4

A song about cocaine and drug addiction.

>"'Hakos Baelz'? What, you got a Naked Chicken Chalupa to share?"

>>8107467
>>8108157
How the fuck did you autistic schizo dig this shit up?

>>8108435
the hakos known as 4chan...

>>8108435
We're not sure it's her. Just a theory

>>8109206
t. Hakos Baelz

>>8109206
Last night she told me it was her.

>>8104416
From her insta:

"Fuck, I'm going to kill myself. Yesterday I fucked your father, and today a deadman. He gonna suck me off. I was with your sister and I'm gonna..."

>>8110973
subbed

>>8110973

>>8104416
Shouldn't it be /rrt/ instead?

Does the kyoresu theory have any backing AT ALL besides 'she went quiet at the right time'?

Is it just spreading because people want it to be true?

>>8111646
Last night Hakos told me I'm her.

>>8104416
so are we /balls/ or /rat/ or /rrat/ or /ballz/ or what?

or does it keep changing because CHAOS?

>>8111826
rrat ball Z

>>8111826
Y'know it'd be pretty funny if it changed every thread, maybe between a pool of 3-4 names. Just to add a little bit of chaos. It's what she'd want us to do

>>8111646
60/40 for people wanting it to be true than actual proofs

>>8111826
/ballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballs/

>>8104416
SUGMA BAELZ

>>8110973

Many seem to be too sure about her being ky0resu, but Hakos actually wrote tweets in Japanese (apparently not machine translated?) and that is something ky0 can't do well.

Waiting for her to tweet on Russian or Spanish to really confirm it.

>>8115966
I wonder if they help each other with language and translation stuff. Maybe someone else who knows Japanese helped her.

>>8106019
Pekora, as it was foretold.

>>8104416
Balls is the correct tag please continue with this one.

/rrat/...

>>8116144
Her boyfriend helped her

>>8119300
Yes I did. It was all me.

>>8104519
This

>>8109206
You could even say it's just a...rrat

>>8109206
An ogey theory.

Ok but what kind of name is Hakos Baelz

>>8107467

>>8107531
>debuts like a normal person
so, as an e-girl?

>>8111826
we are /ogey/

>>8124107
Thanks for watching.

>>8124193
Khaos Blaze

>>8104416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsgHd8QOBz4

>>8124193
Hack Us Balls

Rred Rrat

>>8124193
steve jobs

>>8129130
Who?

So she's Australian, right

>>8104416
How is Baelz actually pronounced?

>>8133323
ベールズ

>>8133323
バールズ

>>8133415
So something like Bailz? I assume she's not actually going to pronounce it with a Japanese ル. At least when she's speaking in English.

It's going to be awkward saying her name out loud.

>>8107467
im so glad she's a loli and a rat

>>8133831
it's bells

>>8133323
Bae-Lez

>>8133831
According to the katakana, the a is silent. So, like anon above me said, something like Bells/Belz/Beelz

>>8128764
Yagoo backwards = oogaY

>>8133976
holy shit

>>8133323
Like paella just B instead of 'p' and Z insteaf of 'la'

>>8104416

Heil Hakos

She is russian? Finally, good fucking timezone

>>8133946
ェー usually indicates a "long a" sound in English.

Like date = デイト.

>>8134834
that イ is giving the A sound though

>>8134834
but you spell date デート

>>8129183
If it results to be a random australian girl I'll insta unsub desu

>>8133323
likely the same way Bael, the demon she gets her name from, is pronounced (Bayl/Bale)

>>8135121
Yeah, that's what I meant. But they're the same sound anyway

>>8134994
デート

balls

>>8135136
what if she's a random australian girl but she's also cute

>>8135236
Yup, that seems to be how it is from the kana too.

>>8135607
I won't drop her but considering timezones I'll just watch some vods

>>8127977
oh shit, i'd figured out khaos, but even though i thought baelz might be an anagram too but couldn't think of one, thought it might be a fusion of beelzebub and the demon bael

>>8128764
for fuck's sake i forgot what movie this music is from

>>8128764
>louis M. Pecora
Lost it.

Rat please...tweet the model.....

>>8134502
cringe

>>8136293
khaos blaze

>>8139196
khaos blaze

>>8139196
>>8139280
Now it's just starting to sound like weed.

>>8104416
Do we know who she was?

>>8139582
snoop dogg

>>8139582
We won't know until she dies her debut anon, at this moment we just have rrats

>>8104824
Anon, every vtuber is /here/. They just lurk

>>8140310
>They just lurk
They do more than that.

>>8140395
yeah like shitpost in kiara threads like ame does.

>>8133323
Like DragonBaelZ

>>8139582
Maybe you'd know if you read the thread.

>>8135236
I thought that was pronounced Bah-el.

>>8107467
>>8108157
>>8111646
>>8128542
Any other clips of her English on stream? I think her accent would be too heavy for EN audience.
https://youtu.be/n8r7zU9l-Qo

>>8141619
The point of that video is that they asked her to force a Russian accent in Spanish.

>>8141685
She streams in Spanish

けッオス・ブレッズか。。。

>>8141931
how do i pronounce this

>>8141931
もしかしたらカッオス・ブレッズ、多分。。。

>>8141967
Chaos Blaze, although that pronunciation is probably incorrect. Forgot my decades of anime consumption for a moment.

She up boys

>>8142572
Judging by her posting times she might not be the most popular guess. God I hope she isn't

>>8104416
We willed her into existence

>>8142572
OHNONONO SHE IS LITERALLY AN AUSSIE WHO? WHERE IS MY RUSSIAN SPIC?

>>8104416
I wanted a rat Holo but she's over designed to hell. Won't be able to compete with Gura at all.

While I'm flexing my N50 日本語, I'd like to throw out my needlessly complex idea for a fanbase name which caters to my outdated, nostalgic sensibilities:

「カッオス・ブレッズの。。。#バー二ングレンジャーズ!」

>>8142890
Who do we know that is australian?

I mean she hopefully can with the Gaki energy.

Will she be as fun as Luna and PPH were? Or will she fail to live up to the legacy of her predecessors?

>>8143057
Idk anymore, I guessed by timezones (now being morning in Australia) but this SC is literally how a spic ESL speaks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8143529
no bueno mi amigos

>>8107467
This is still the dumbest rrat. I highly doubt she's the one.

>>8116144
Why post in a language you can't actually speak.

The Final Rrat

waiting on lewd fanart so we can FUCK hackballs

Collab with Pekora when?

Shouldn't the threads be /ourgirl/
She's our rrat

>>8104519
I too liked /rrat/ better

/rrat/ onegai

>>8145444
this

Are we going to mass "ogey" her?

when's her debut stream again?

>>8127977
That's cringe

>>8147432
August 22nd, 1 AM UTC (10 AM JST)
Basically, exactly 71.5 hours from this post unless I'm retarded

>>8147620
Okay I can't fucking read
It's two hours before that

rrat

>>8128764
man...sucks be a old man who spends all his life study chaos theory and get visibility by internet community only for share the name with a autistic anime bunny girl addicted to minecraft

>>8153084
i for one welcome our new bunny overlords

>>8153084
more like addicted to numbers

ogey

bum

>>8142572
Was posted less than a minute after she tweeted. https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1428128271787429888?s=20
This anon IS Hakos Baelz.

hakos my baels

>>8160244
That anon is Mumei
I am Hakos

>>8160814
Tweet something about Ceres Fauna then

>>8160894
chaos doesn't listen to anyone

>>8161007
that's cool but you need to talk to your genmates so we know what your personality is like, anon who is definitely not larping

>>8142866
when the people needed her the most, she rises

>>8124193

Hakos DEEZ Baelz amiright

>>8160244
Damn, when I saw that on my timeline I thought it was Ollie, that's going to be an issue.

>>8168890
just unfollow ollie

>>8169002
But what if I miss the final yab?

>>8169002
this is the only correct way

>>8168890
Just pretend they're the same person.

>>8104416
I can't take it anymore, I just need to see and listen to her.

>>8169674
huge improvement

>>8111826
/rrat/

>>8104416
Why not /bae/? Treat your oshi right, rratfags.

>half russian
>half spaniard
>full gremlin

>>8171442
I pray to Jesus that no one is calling her their oshi

I believe Hakos is that aussie-indo friend of Ina and her rigger is Keffiy as she follows him.

>>8129147
founder of 9gag

>>8172433
Kyoresu bros... is this is your lead EN talent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y8H7SrKN9s&t=554s

>>8176485
>16:30
my rrats are out of control

what is the rats sexual fetish

is it smegma and feet?

>>8106019
If it isn't Pekora I'll be disappointed. And she HAS to say "rrat".

>>8176485
Spanish, Eslenglish, Russian.
Drinking streams.
Yup that's her

RATS RATS WE ARE THE RATS
CELEBRATING YET ANOTHER GEN BATCH
HAKOS!
IT'S YOUR DEBUT TODAY!
CHEESECAKE AND CHAOS IS ON ITS WAY!

>>8172511
>jesus
law fag

man she's so cute.
pretty sure her voice gonna ruin it

>>8183613
your rrats are too weak against Chaos

Gura has a challenger for the throne.

CUTE

What are some interesting facts about rats?

>>8143529
>>8144320
B-Bros? I swapped my language to spanish and got this captcha? What could this mean?

>>8186327
they are fucking retarded

>>8187135
i'd do the same if i were a rat

>>8186327
https://www.terminix.com/blog/education/facts-about-rats/

>>8187135
Rats are smart! Smart!

>>8104416
This design is the pinnacle of what Kiara was going for. Kiara made the mistake of wanting to be some branded corpo-dictator thing, she should have went the Bratty Mascot route. Rratqueen looks like the mascot for a Go-Kart Pizzeria.
(We don’t talk about rrat-king)
https://youtu.be/JacN1MzyeKo

>>8146556
Who is the artist of that image, need more...

>>8186327
Rat milk has the highest percentage of protein by volume.

>>8172511
The menhera is a niche still unfulfilled in EN, you'd be surprised at how many anons are asking for one in EN.

Rratfags, your thread is dying.

>>8193425
It's probably because she's been one of the quieter girls so far as zoomer as her tweets have been. And definitely in jp or aussie land so our rrats are most likely wrong.

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1428522782896185347?s=20
rrat just woke up

>>8194462
Mumei is quieter than Hakos and yet their general is thriving and lively. You anons have to step your game up.

>>8194492
likely SEA AUS or JP 3rd day in a row posting at this time, im thinking AUS with the whole upside down posting. Kyoresu bros its 3am in Spain right now
>>8194792
there are 2-3 hakos bait threads up splitting posts

>>8194792
Haven't been in there yet but I've been in the thread thinking muimei is /here/ so could explain movement. But like I said I think people lost interest after figuring out it might not be the rooski.

>>8194990
>there are 2-3 hakos bait threads up splitting posts
very chaotic, hakos would be proud

>>8189033
You promised me dog or better.

>>8194492
this kills the kyOresu rrat. thank fucking god.

>>8194990
So rrat is namie?

>>8194990
Not ky0resu, confirmed

>>8196052
we don't know retard

>>8194990
Another in jp would make sense for collaboration purposes.

Rrat rrat: Rrat is Mori's sister newly moved to Japan which is why she's taking a "not vacation" break to help her get situated in the county.

She is the only one not to tweet out a pic of her character model.
It hurts bros I want to see more of the rat, especially with a smug face

>>8195662
A lot of them wake up late. Debut is nearing. It will once again be rrat season

>>8201916
They gave Hakos a convenient JP time slot for debut which she has been waking up around that time everyday. If they debuted her earlier in the day like Kiara I would believe the EU rrat

>>8203016
Didn't even think of that, I'm more and more convinced she's in Japan

>>8197087
>Nepotism
>5%'s sister
Dropped and disappointed if true

>>8186880
¡¡ES VERDAD!!

>>8195010
seeing it isn't kyo made me lose interest

>>8203545
Same, new rrats are boring as fuck, I hope we were just getting played for the lols by kyo making us think she is australian (pretty chaotic if you ask me)

>>8203545
that's a good thing though

>>8203700
What do you prefer anon, Russian senzawa or a literal who (which is even 10 hours ahead the original estimated timezone)?

>>8203857
i'll take the literal who over some emo rusky

>>8203899
Welp, enjoy your 2k viewers in 3 months rrat then

>>8203968
and you can enjoy your numbers streamer

>>8203968
Thanks, bro. I hope you'll enjoy Pekora as well.

>>8203857
If her English was going to be dumpster tier I'd take a literal who. Unless we're all being played and EN2 is really stealth ES0.5

>>8204139
basado y tacopilled

>>8204139
Not likely, as much 1 or 2 will know spanish if true. To be honest I really fear if Cover just hired some girls by nepotism and they are not filling Eu hours or testing waters for Es, basically dumping an opportunity to make some future plans if true

>>8204333
The fact the rrat is probably living in tokyo seems to me like they are trying to reel in the EN branch back into more of their control.

Probably more Japanese songs and content instead of English.

>>8204469
That's why I preferred the russian senz, imagine having a chuuba controlled entirely by their managers, having mori to say "F-word" like a retard was painful to watch. Basically let the talents be themselves for the love of God

>>8204626
mori is painful to watch in general

>>8204469
>>8204626
How "chaotic" could she really be if she is going to have management breathing behind her neck.

>>8204878
she could just ignore it like a normal person

>>8169674
This would have btfo Gura, all of Hololive, and youtube. Too strong.

>>8204907
Anon, EN management is strict as fuck I mean just look at them, Ame is the only one who bypassed her manager for the 3D stream... Gura was sanitized as fuck, Mori is restraining too much, Ina was already tame so they don't have any problem with her and Kiara even with the "bottom left" meme is pretty loyal to management's desires.
Now tell me how is Baelz do a Haachama?

>>8204907
Trying for a suspension RTA?

>>8169674
She was supposed to be hydrodynamic too! It's not fair!

I hope she has a Scottish accent

>>8109206

If it is... she has the voice and the talent.

She even messes with people in her comments sections.

I will watch the debut with interest.

>>8207701

>>8204878
Just imagine anon. For her favorite vtuber, she shows a pic of ogey. How would you react to that?

>>8210391
Immediately ask her when she's collabing with Risu
Oh, and have my heartrate double

CUTE RRAT

>>8146556
Lost

>>8160814
Based, i believe

>>8111826
/balls/ is the best one.

>>8111574
I second this. It's faster to search.

>>8112745
its so sad thaf hakos had to cancel her stream because of sugma

>>8212130
she can eat my cheese

Rat-thing best of council yes-yes

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1428768280546664452

CHAOS IS APPROACHES

FEET

>>8225177
I bet they smell like cheese.

>>8224720
Holy shit why is this rrat so fucking hot

Actual proper singing of kyo, not some meme bs
https://soundcloud.com/onsa-media/ridin-with-u
https://youtu.be/Uwu9ioQSmjg

But rat is not her

>>8226496
To be honest this ''timezone'' rrat is still weak considering in HoloMyth pre-debut people had the same rrat with Watson, in the end >we just made asumptions so it could be literally everyone

>>8226709
Anyone*

>>8201916
Three days in a row?

Looks like the red dog girl from Precure a couple of years ago.

Would you a rat?

>>8227016
Only if the cook washes hands before preparing it. I don’t want my meal handled by ratty hands.

https://poal.me/jpa9cq
https://poal.me/jpa9cq
https://poal.me/jpa9cq
https://poal.me/jpa9cq
https://poal.me/jpa9cq

>>8226853
i wake up late all year around

>>8195010
They are self-admittedly getting high on hopium and constructing a fantastical ideal gf over there that would be impossible for any human to live up to. They seem to be aware of this but are powerless to stop the self-reinforcing mechanism. It is a mild form of bizarrely self aware mass hysteria.

>>8144546
>Why post in a language you can't actually speak.
Because you work for a Japanese company and 80% of your peers can't speak jack for English without accidentally saying they want to take a nosedive off the statue of liberty? Not to mention a sizeable chunk of your demographic are going to be potential JP lurkers. If anything it'd be strange if she didn't.

>>8225226
fat rat = big sex

the dead rat on her back is amazing

>>8234887
i'll be disappointed if she's not upside down for her streams

>>8234932
I think she'll make her appearance upiside-down and then throw an one-liner like Gura.

>>8104416

I hope the leech doesnt try to drag her down!

>>8235278
rent free

>>8235795
oh no, she already layed eggs on your brain, its too late for you anon

kiara leaked that she austrialian

>>8236907
Kiara leaked that she loves her and her voice and wants to do many collabs together

Kiara leaked that rrat is cute. CUTE!!

Soon

Cat eats Rat

>>8236907
>>8237095
>>8237189
And so the leeching beings

rrat

>>8245669
Ogey

>>8104416
>the rrat thread is three (3) fuckin days old now
>owl has had like 5+ full threads if not more, lost count

Damn, she just fell right off a cliff here as soon as she tweeted didn't she.

>>8236907
>aussies are famous shitposters
>her whole persona adopts chaos and rrats to embody her national heritage

>>8250152
anons were mad they can't dox her, she'll come back in full force when she debuts

>>8250317
Nobody really knows who mumei is either, the rrat was just irritating of like "fuck it's just ollie 2.0, stupid zoomer probably doesn't even know what rratposting is."

In any case I'm hoping she's actually-good. And she fucking better be actually-here and clever enough to know how to work her role rrating in a cute harmless way, because to go that far and be a chaos theme, and not actually play into being a mischievous rrat, is like putting a Prius engine in a Ferrari chassis. Maybe much of the Youtube children / reddit clipfags wouldn't even know what a letdown she is but we would.

I'm here to kill chaos

>>8250152
I don't know if you want to be the same as /who/... that place is currently a gas chamber of Hopium.

>>8236907
Is Baelz that one Australian that tried to make money selling a shipwreck?

>>8257167
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJwpVT1WvLg

>MUSIC:#MADDOOFS
Final confirmation that she's Australian.

>>8258371
>chainsaw teeth
cute

>>8258482
the gura killer

>>8258607
Hakos and Gura naked mud fight to see who is the cutest and funniest uoohhh

Why is no one discussing how scrumptious and perfect her sexy tummy is? Absolute midriff kino.

>>8251797
Is it considered NTR when a predator replaces you for a different food source?

>>8258371
>Final confirmation that she's Australian.
New oshi confirmed. LETS GO CUNTS

>>8258852
Shut the fuck up

>>8259121
did you just invent the NTR vore tag

>>8124193

>>8258371
If every second word isn't fuck or cunt she is a fake Aussie.

>>8258371
>baelz_hakos

Hackballs is cute! CUTE!!

>>8259599
Where's her bottom teeth?

>>8259825
covered by her tongue

Would you a rrat, anons?

>>8260738
hell yeah

>>8260738
I'd be ogey with that.
Unless it was a male rrat.
That would be too ogey.

>>8259179
Lol

>>8205089
It shows these girls have no real life work experience. They don't understand the real value they bring to the company and their ability to tell the management to fuck off most of the time.

still want a bite, loser?

>>8265264
are you saying there's a downside here?

so are the fans gonna be called "hackers" or "ballerz"

Gura btfo

Is it just me or there isn’t really that much hype for this gen?

>>8266051
cheese-o's

Did any Australian chuubas coincidentally graduate in the past 3 months?

>>8258482
>No big rodent incisors...
sad

>>8266080
That will only happen if she can even catch up to the shark.

Marica Bellerose is an Australian vtuber from MyHoloTV who graduated March 2021. I'm betting my rrat on this one.

https://youtu.be/DJxj6Nfq1N8

Looks like she's rigged by Jujube.

>>8268672
I'm not up to date on this stuff. Crisis averted or worsened?

>>8268716
rigged Mori, should be great

>>8259599
Shark teeth instead of buckteeth? Come on EN Staff get it together with these design decisions

>>8268783
Also Luna, Towa, Mel, Moona, Shien, Roberu's 2.0, Ina's 2nd outfit, Kanata's New Year and alt outfits, Coco's last outfit, Fubuki's latest outfit

>>8269117
most of the fanarts didn't think of that either

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1429073301108793346
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1429073337385246727
>unforeseen circumstances
Oh no, Baelz just caused the resonance cascade.

>>8270362
Half Life 3 confirmed?

>>8260881
wait a minute that rhythm...
https://youtu.be/hYcb854qGx0?t=18

>>8278645
>rat game steals music rrat

has the rrat tweeted or liked anything yet?

>>8279129
She is the 2nd least active on twitter after owl, for being chaos she has been kind of tame on twitter

>>8279232
maybe twitter is too chaotic even for her...

>>8270362
>Baelz isn't debuting tonight
>Just got diagnosed with covid

Well my whole day is ruined

>>8279445
rrat has blessed you with chaos

>>8279445
Take good care of your crow.

tiny rrat

Please be kyOresu Please be kyOresu Please be kyOresu Please be kyOresu Please be kyOresu

>>8280220
kyoresu rrat is very weak, she'll make it for Hololive ES

>>8280291
If she can habla Espanol, she most definitely can speak English, because nobody in Russia picks spic as main 2nd language... Unless she actually lives in Spain.

good night sweet rrat