/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Phase food for VeXPo
https://x.com/MaidsOfEngland/status/1817665144383586779?t=ZGqi7JvrCmFvAnxXQK6u7Q&s=19

Nasa makes my PENIS expand

Surely this thread will be better!

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Femanon, you have a business degree, right? Go apply to Phase, they need back end staff

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

phase lost its niche as the le ebic sad girl drama corpo when management forced pippa to tone police herself
now phase's numbers are down
this is the end of phase by the end of the year fish will sale the company to nijisanji

>no male managers
>we don't talk to male staff
Is she for real or just unicorning?

I want a Hime GF so fucking bad bros. I don't even care if she murders me in my sleep one night because she had a dream I cheated on her. Fucking worth it.

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>81782375
how new are you bro?

>>81782279

What does it mean?

>>81782375
Are you new or a catalogfag?

>>81782431
i hate this art style

>>81782368
2/5 try again.

>>81782434
>iori bad

Gomenne

>>81782431
Butter beer is really good

>>81782434
That we can't have nice things

>>81782431
why's ember's ear so fucking huge dumbo lookin ass

>>81782425
>>81782447
I've been watching Panko and Lumi for a month, Phase Connect is new to me, not VTubers in general.

>will sale the company

>>81782434
>ntr hate
I agree.

>>81782434
>iori in the middle for literally the first time ever
lmao

Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Hills Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

I want to rub dicks with Lia

>>81782473
<3

cuckbros...

>>81782434
>Gorilla ye
>Nigga stuck
>Demon monkey obsessed
>squats without number god
>brown Airi
>bad eimi
>read internet yab fap RP (or) else love pippa

>>81782375
>Fish
>Mods
>Mins, even after he left
>The wonders A.I guys and whoever replaced them
>Gorilla
Why you lying Lumi?

>>81782434
>retarded esl

>>81782434
PIPPA NTR GRIM

>>81782434
kek

>>81782485
Fish specifically only hires female managers to avoid what happened to Tsunderia and recently Idol.
The male staff are in the warehouse, the gorilla that handles JP stuff, the guy that does the website, and there was an intern once.

>>81782609
lmao

>work [time] is not defined
>talking to colleagues about work at 11PM
That's how I got burnout, nervous breakdown, meds and now work strictly Monday-Friday, 9-5 with no communications outside of this time or overtime, separate work chat messenger account too.

>>81782485
Phase only hires female managers. There is male staff like warehouse workers and community managers but talent managers/tardwranglers are all women.

>>81782609
Why'd you cut out the Panko cute part?

>>81782609
>israel
Lmao

>>81782644
>>81782681
I see, respectable standards.

>>81782368
Just gotta up my game on trying to bother her

>>81782434
>hot loli pipkun model

iori hate
iori graduate

Phasers are the best livers.

>>81782434
>Numbers god
Holy shit

>>81782681
That's wrong, they have multiple male managers

GOD I want to SHAVE Amy. So BAD.

>muh full-time schedule
Hahaha lazy bitch

I found this at work (in the shitter) what does it mean? Should I start clipping remi?

>>81782887
it's a sign from god

>>81782434
>disgusting professional streaming relationship

>>81782854
didn't she move in with her.. you know what...

Pipkiss

Iori needs to graduate like now

Why is the thread so bitchy?

constantly staying you only have female managers is sus because it feels like they are hiding something

>>81782954
>rotten hollow leg Pippa
Loreful and soulful

>>81783010
discord mod orgies, no doubt

>>81783010
Yeah, me.

>>81782959
"We"

>>81783010
>constantly saying
Why do you post so disingenuously

>>81782964

>>81782850

>>81783010
it comes up like once in a blue moon

Which phasers are into femdom?

>>81783040
I don't believe even dizzy is that desperate.

>>81783112
They bring it up a lot more than they really need to desu

>>81783114

channeling a curse

>>81783010
nah it's an advertising point
there's been enough manager scandals that the customers need reassurance

>>81782954
>deer song from deer themed anime
>Lori not included
You guys weren't lying when you said no one cares about her, I'll concede maybe phase isn't cuckconnect

>>81783180
>no soundpost

>>81782854
I'm expecting a realistic office lady experience where she breaks everything, blames us for it, and demands we fix it while she leaves to attend some pointless meeting

>>81783130
Definitely been mentioned at least 5-6 times just this year

>>81783145
Pippa. It's why she likes asmon so much
>>81783211
I'm working

>>81783202
IT'S IORI NOT LORI.

>>81783228
well they've hired two new managers this year

>theater singing
>ice skating
How is her cooking?

>>81782434
Probably will be the only time Iori is in the middle of one of these
Sad

>>81783274
Pretty good, she's posted stuff on twitter before

>>81783274

>>81783274
Pretty high up there.

>>81783010
>ESL
>stupid post
Stop making it so easy. But seriously stop being disingenuous as it doesn't come up that often and stop ignoring context, when the topic was about Phase events and staff feeling overworked it's likely to come up when male hands start typing about being hired as extra managers. It becomes necessary to point it out at that point.
This is like the only loop that makes them bring it up and it's not that often.

Iori lori Iori lori Iori lori Iori
Iori lori Iori lori Iori lori Iori
Iori lori Iori lori Iori lori Iori

>>81783341
rrat, she stole that of some 1view Instagram account

>>81783341
can I have black some black olives with that?

>>81783341
Slop

>>81783384

524181 Uruka violin streams and none of them are time-stamped, can you guys al least pretend to care? Plus i kinda want to hear the music.

>>81783341
she probably spent twice as much time taking that picture as she did on making the food

>>81782959
Yeah, me

>>81783382
whore whore whore whore whore whore
whore whore whore whore whore whore
whore whore whore whore whore whore

>>81783465
she plays the same songs every single fucking time

>>81783341
Did Lumi do that? If so she needs to marry me NOW.

is it Iori or lori?

>>81782279
>>81782431
should have been Eimi's volcano noodles
or Ember's spicy noods

>>81783512
She knows like 10 songs, that's it

>>81783552
no its ravioli

>>81782984
damn, even Animal Friend hated it

i got that hot lumi sex fresh off the export

>>81783465
I listen to it as I fall asleep due to her steaming at 11:59pm

>>81783613
You just know Lumi LOVES dark meat

>>81783274

I'm still waiting for the Uma Musume game to get cancelled like Pippa said it would because of horse pussy. When's it going to happen?

Does /pcg/ know how to cook? I'll make panko fried fish later

>>81783010
>staying

>>81783705
Those shadows looked suspicious for a second.

>>81783613
you haven't drawn race mixing Lumi in a while Pipkun

CRISPY NIGGA

>>81783670
like a real jewish girl

>>81783613
Disgusting.

>>81783010
It's only getting mentioned more frequently because of how badly they're hurting for more staff and trying to hire more; for the whole of last year, the only significant mention was Tenma saying she put her foot down about it

>>81782434
>Runie streams
Yeah, for me.

>>81783705
>the hair

i know you're here deadbeat

>>81783734
I do.

>>81783734
Some of us do. I'm making chicken and rice for tonight and tomorrow.

>>81783813
Just transition and be a (((female)))

>>81783010
>People think the no male managers policy is an anti-grooming measure when they straight up said it's because males didn't know how to handle woman moments and they have a bunch of male staff they regularly interact with in other roles.
This loop is dumb and objectively incorrect.

>>81783734
I can mix ground beef, marinate and grill chicken and turkey and make omlet rolls. Does that work?

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

>>81783734
Uhhh I can cook a mean grilled cheese, does that count?

>>81783862
Yes.

>>81783734
I made carne asada and pinto beans last week

I can boil water fast. I just set it on high.

>>81783734
I submitted my cooking to Wemi, she and chat thought mine looked good

>>81783734
I'm a trained chef

>>81783734
I do, it's beef stir fry tonight, and either chicken and waffles or anduille sausage and peppers tomorrow

>>81783734
grug hunt beast
rip beast skin
tear beast meat
put meat fire
fire meat good

>no more manko
ok I go sleep

>>81783862
>omlet
omelet or omelette

Shiina is playing Yugioh Master Duel!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b_2zeslff4

wow this general is just full of losers, incels, and creeps

>>81783883
My egg salad sandwich mogs your grilled cheese.

>>81783734
I cook, bake, and mix drinks.

>>81782434

>>81783840
> chicken and rice
A-are you ummmm...muscular man?

>>81783734
I baked a cake the other week

>>81782434
>hey I wonder how bad the thread was today
>see this
Damn, that bad huh?

>>81783976
Looks tasty.

Shiina time

>>81782434

>>81783974
Of course

>>81782434

>>81784013
It was, I miss it.

>>81783976
Looks good Anon

>>81784064
Yeah, me

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-Ddie because of Maxx C and Ash

>>81783976
That looks great! Are you single and a fellow liker?

>>81783734
I can make rolls, boil and salt pasta and not burn frozen meat using a skillet, going to try making cookies again

>>81783934
>anduille
andouille

>>81783705

>>81783937
sleep well, lil pyank

>>81783734
I made pan fried salmon the other day, will make spaghetti tomorrow, and some chili on the weekend. I generally make portions that last for days because I'm lazy to cook every day

>>81783767
they're her tendrils

>>81784127

>>81783976
What kind of cake is that?

Is there an archive of the Iori VOD?

holy shit they're still obsessed and spamming threads

>>81783734
I like making djerma stew

>>81784127
Yes
I like Lia but I'm straight

>>81784207
Vanilla sponge, with Cadbury white chocolate, caramel drizzle and a mix of sprinkles, chocolate bits and mini fudge pieces

>dueldisk
BASED

>

>>81784263
they were obsessed and spamming threads in the 72 hours BEFORE the stream. it only changed what they put in the threads.

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHXYooUnBJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrFOjzJOvQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBCs9jyAVFM

https://wheelofnames.com/72m-4p8
https://pastebin.com/53VKyjcE

I think Anon is a little bitch and so is his mom!

>>81784190
>Lumi is a mind flayer
That explains so much

>>81784335
CONNIE

Today I learned /pcg/ are a bunch of Chads with their life put together. Probably only held back by autism

>>81783705
she looks elbow deep in that cake

>>81783734
I've cooked a beef wellington before, so I guess I do.
No, likers, I am not interested in gay sex with you.

Mickey mouse sounding bitch

>>81784335
phase connect?

>>81783734
I mostly only eat stuff I personally cook.

>Eimi modded her 3ds herself
That already puts her way above the average normalfag in terms of IQ

>>81784396
My problem genuinely is the autism and I fucking hate it.

>>81784335
reflective retarded plane

None is streaming so we should all watch my cute wife aqua

>>81784335
Lame! Hope he means the P-47 when he says Thunderbolt

>>81784419
>smiley face

>>81784503
I am watching Phase Friend Ami Amami VODs

>>81784463
you just literally extract a zip file into an SD card

>>81784463
>tfw too scared to do it myself even with guides

No Runie for the Yu-Gi-Oh stream

>>81784488
the lockheed constellation was the ultimate achievement in piston-engined airliner engineering

I wonder if any dark skinned "voice actors" will call Lia on her birthday stream?

>>81784396
>life put together
What's the criteria? Having a career, at least one outside hobby, disposable income but no savings, being a virgin but not kissless - does that count as "having life put together"?

>>81784571
Watch aqua

>>81784142

>>81784458
Lumi and Runie both smell like cocoa butter and weed smoke.

>>81784503
but lumi is streaming right now

>>81784575
Average normies don't even understand how to navigate directories anymore.

Runie please I need a waiting room to share the link to in an hour

>>81784637
>Having a career
no
>at least one outside hobby
no
>disposable income but no savings
I have some savings
>being a virgin but not kissless
not a virgin

>>81784556
Don't post this disgusting seamonkey here
>>81784593
Back to the 'log you retarded gay double nigger

[Lumi news] Her brother watches pajeet coding tutorials

>>81784584
Runie never wanted to play yugioh. Considering how well she usually plans her stuff I highly doubt she forgot about the anniversary stream and mistakenly scheduled yugioh that day at that hour.

>Starbro is a starknight

Shiina’s autism gives me life.

>>81784396
>with their life put together
cooking just means you adjust the cost of eating, not that you have a job or a SO

>Lumi' brother jerked off to Jelly

>>81784750
Based & real

>>81784694
Twitch bans my ISP for hating women

>>81784637
>career
Puts you above ALL vtubers. Don't let them tell you otherwise
>outside hobby
Good
>Virgin
Doesn't matter, you'll find love do not let this bitter world drag you down

>>81784784
hes just like me frfr

>>81784787
>>81784784
>>81784750
But jelly is lumi's wife..

I like Lumis avatar but I want to fucking rip out her vocal cords so she shuts up.

[Lumi News] Her brother is a starknight and plans to Jerry

>>81784707
Her power is out dude, chill....

>>81783951
omlet, that goes with cevapi

>>81784842
I didn't know my name was lumi.

>>81784784
Her brother definitely jacks off to her (lumi). I wish lumi was my sister for the incest

>>81784842
Cuck Connect

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 18

>>81784654
Ok

>>81784770
same

I gave you my Blazeman, please respond

Lumi & starbro fighting over jelly's hand in marriage

I have a career, savings, multiple hobbies and I'm getting in shape.

>>81784786
wdym
They banned your entire provider?

>he
>this guy's gf
Uh oh

>>81784814
Thanks anon.

yoinking lisaposter's anal virginity!

>>81785045

>>81784994
Normalfag
Stop deleting your posts when you get embarrassed

>stealth mission
>lumi IMMEDIATELY fucks it up

>>81784396
I’m on disability because I’m autistic and can’t do anything without having a panic attack

>I'm elderly from the 2010s
Getting tired of your stolen hagdom, shiina.

>>81785045
I'm not gay.

I want to punch an autist retard in the face now.

>>81785045
I'm not an anal virgin.

>>81785107
>white woman
>instantly lets a dog do anything it wants with her

>>81785045
>lisaposter's anal virginity
lol
lmao
rofl even
lmfao perchance

>>81782477
>nice things
lmao, nobody likes cuck shit

>>81784999
>guy gives you a yugioh card
>tells everyone you're dating despite never asking you out
yugioh players are mega autistic

>>81785045
My dad took mine when I was 3

>shiina is gonna go full sweat and play yubel
I hate this already

>>81784784
wat

>>81785139
Good for you, buddy.

>>81785207
>>81785152
>>81785135
>>81785103
>>81785045

[Lumi news] Big Foot started because of men wearing ghillie suits

I ship anon x femanon

I've concluded Lumi is not fit for military service.

holding hands with shiinas tiny pincer claw

>>81785315
>anon on top
fucking disgusting

>>81785315
The only femanon I would be with is ioriposter only because seducing her at a con and breaking the contract would make for incredible sex

>>81785264
im sorry it was a joke please don't be mad i didn't mean to it was just a joke just a little toomfoolery a little fooling around i just wanted to fuck you in your little tight ass nothing else no big deal

>>81785377
>breaking the contract
??

>>81785377
I miss bisexual femanon, she was really cute

>>81785112
>fucks the government for his righteous money he deserves as my fellow citizen
Good

>>81785392
>tight

>>81785394
Soldiers and armored vehicles passing through Chernobyl? Must be a video game.

>>81785392
You've just turned me off horny posting forever since ik what it feels like from the other side now

>>81785373
Very naisu.

>>81785443
at least they didn't dig up Red Forest like retards

>>81785373
He didn't mean the A-10 he meant the P-47. He said he likes ww2 stuff

>>81785152
we know lisa, scene girls always give up the ass because they dont have money for gas or grass.

>>81782492

>>81785497
Lumi called Mi-8 a plane

>>81785392
>tight

>>81785497
Yes, this

>>81785400
Ioriposter would go to a con with you and essentially would be your girlfriend but you couldnt touch or kiss her or talk to other girls. You would only do what she wants. You get 30 seconds to urinate once per day at the con. You have to pay for everything. BUT she would let you masturbate alone in the bathroom once while she is in the hotel room.

There would be no sweeter victory than going through all of that annoying woman bullshit and at the end convincing her to willingly have sex. God, but god, it would be mindblowing. Two full days of foreplay, constantly horny but on a leash. The orgasm would probably kill you.

>>81784396
Unironically due to autism, I stopped hanging out with my core friends in real life because they kept inviting me to events, parties and meeting new people and it just gives me panic attacks. I didn't want to hold them back socially so I kind of just started declining the invites. I just leave my house to go to the gym now

>>81782644
>the guy that does the website
No longer exists.

>>81785601
now THAT's a jug

fuck you shiina

>>81785423
Thank you for sustaining me with your tax dollars dad

>>81785611

>>81783734
I'm putting a frozen chicago deep dish pizza in the oven, does that count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-QdVZlm00E

>>81785645
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE JONG

>>81785471
You're just gonna leave me hanging here? Everyone, Lisaposter won't take responsibility for his actions. How could he do this to poor ole oppressed me?

https://youtu.be/a7X878ymbE8

Consider.

>>81783856
You want get rape scandals? Because that's how you get rape scandals.

>>81785315
Femanon is unhygienic, manly, and uncute!

>>81785894
orc baby !

>>81785929
Same

>>81785929
Untrue femanon is cute and girly

>>81783112
nta but he's not wrong. It tends to come up anytime some asks about a male gen like a retard, or more commonly when they end up talking about needing new staff for stuff, like the music shit from a bit ago

That mailman? Me.

>>81785913
.308 doesn't go through Ka-52 windshield, the shit is like .50cal rated

>>81783734
>panko fried fish

>Maxx C

GOTTEM

>>81786004
her eggs are dry and sterile!

>>81786161
literally no reason not to

>>81786052
Someone is very lost. You know where you are, sonny?

>>81786187
And that's a good thing!

>>81786235
Episode 3 when?

Make a /pcg/ fighting game
Revive the concept of Guilty Gear's Destroyed
Seething femanon's Destroyed is that she screams at you seething and then trips and falls on you and the smell of her sweat and armpits kills you

>>81786217
And that’s why I hate it.

>>81786033
I want a mail carrier outfit now

>>81786285
Delayed due to hype curse. The writer got way more success than she expected and is now obsessing about making it as perfect as she possibly can.

i am so horny right now

>>81785315
Only dating femanon because she does not have an active social media life and cannot cancel you when you break up!

>>81786135
Yes, I'll post it later. I posted my panko fried chicken with beeko sauce a while back

>>81786373
think about ioriposter teasing you at a con for two days and going ape on her at the end

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>81786373
Come here babyboy, I'm feeling romantical.

HEY LIA!
21 MINUTES UNTIL YOU STREAAAAAM

>>81786436
Same

>>81785912
Me when Pippa is on a break

nice penetration moans

your obsession with femanons is creepy
i’d bet you would be physically repulsed if you saw one irl

>>81786367
so its going to be overbaked and suck. grim

Is ioriposter even still alive?

I think Lumi should do a RP stream, perhaps pretending to be on a date at a County Faire or something.
And then at the end there's a surprise ending! That'd be so cool!

okay this is as much of female FPS gaming as I can take, tell me when she's in the rant segment again

>>81786536
no, you broke her with your mean asshole comments
now she will graduate

>>81786519
I've fucked my fair share of fatasses.
If she isn't 300+ lbs. I can do whatever.

>>81786519
As long as she isn't fat

>>81786537
She's not as creative as Iori.

>>81786536
anon... that was Iori

>>81786519
>i’d bet you would be physically repulsed if you saw one irl
I'll prove you wrong, post tits

>>81786519
ioriposter is flat, not fat and therefore for sex

>>81786486
Soon you will forget what really looked like entirely.

>>81786519
only if she's fat

>>81786519
Women are normally disgusted by my existence so im not too picky

god damn you guys really should go out and touch grass

>>81786537
Haha that's silly

>>81786663
lol

>>81786519
Don't worry, I know better than to make the same mistake twice.
>you would be physically repulsed if you saw one
Yes.

Lia should play Tekken

>>81786519
if she's not obese - I can work with it
nothing a good shower and a lawnmower cannot solve

>>81786519
Not the case with our femanons

The idea of ioriposter being iori and cucking her fans at a con is making me leak a solid stream of ejaculate

>>81786663
You'll have to give me a handjob if you want some

>>81786663
grass has ticks that give you red meat allergy

https://poal.me/wrpwf2

>bought infinite forbidden boxes
Wait shiina actually plays yugioh like for real?

imagine punching lia

>>81786791
You got any weed?

>>81786844
What if i want lia to punch ne?

>>81786835
Yes, even went to tournaments

>>81786835
She used to. I guess Nova roped her back in. Ember and Runie have also been dabbling in TCGs recently.

>>81786835
yeah she used to play it a fair bit early on, collabed with Nova playing it

ALMOST LIA TIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hang on let me summon a femanon
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>81786536
Yes, I just don't post as often. Injury, plus moving, plus sadgirl is a very bad combination.

Lumi can't seem to grab the dog properly.

>>81786844
This is hot
Draw more please

>Iori poster saw all the posts about the plan for the contract

>>81786974
lolwat

>>81786976
>>81786991

>>81786974

>>81786991
you are not the ioriposter stop skinwalking

Why is Pippa such a pickme and why do you watch lumi when she is bad at games?
>>81786976
This isn't funny

>>81786991
Do you wanna go to a con sometime?

>>81786991
Try to keep those vitamins up

>>81786974
That webm's gayer than two men sucking each other off

>>81787101
I watch Lumi for her voice and womanly charm. Also for strategies like XCOM.

>>81787101
I don't watch Lumi.

>>81786991
How are you still injured
Now we know you are a malnourished stinky neet

>>81787101

>>81787051
She wrote the contract herself, I just know I can break her will and we can have a pleasureful evening together. Knowing what I’m doing only makes it easier for me

>>81786974
it's definitely the braids

>>81786991

>>81786974
WAO

>>81786991
I remember you fucked up your back or something. Hope that is improving.

i think my coworker is gonna get fired

>marshmallow is hard to deal with
Is shiina stuck in 2008 or something

I am talking about streams in the phase connect thread.

>>81787347
She played a Heroes beatdown deck.
Please understand.

>>81786991
Hope you fully recover soon

>>81787363
Proof?

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Planks helped me with back injury. Strengthened core and I can sleep and move around without pain now. If I miss two days - the pain comes back.

would you let pippa chop off your dick with a rusty kitchen knife yes or no (if you say no you are a bad person)