/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hey man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Swd9v4Wvk
I think Raora loves hololive!

I love Ina!

Every member is a Yukimin. No questions asked.

>>81722529
Which facts specifically?

does anybody have that picture of mori as a white Egyptian

Omega was such a great design, what a waste

I'm going to drink cola AND watch Ceci!

>>81722546
& Indonesian women!

My Ina!

SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOE WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOE AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU SCROLL SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/ze92r8.jpg

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>81722546
that's like double the amount of people from when I started watching, pretty crazy

>>81722607
Does peeing in Wamy's bathroom while she watches you make you a Yukimin?

I just heard about the Ina collab.
Can CC and GG not go a week without each other?

Man, I love the Hologirls.
>Exc-
No, I love all of them.
>Ex-
No, ALL OF THEM.

FAUNA CUTE

Dear Magic 8ball, will Ame or Mumei do a karaoke today?

>>81722515
>Hololive
>No one is holographic

>>81722659
They are actual lovers.

>>81722667
based

>>81722616

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>If an image is larger than 4mb it gets automatically shrunken down to just below that to post without needing to save a lower-quality image
I never knew you could do this

Gura? Deadbeat
Ame? Deadbeat
Kiara? Deadbeat
Ina? Deadbeat
Mori? Deadbeat
Fauna? Deadbeat
Mumei? Deadbeat
Kronii? Deadbeat
Bae? Deadbeat
IRyS? Deadbeat
Shiori? Deadbeat
Fuwawa? Deadbeat
Mococo? Deadbeat
Biboo? Deadbeat
Nerissa? Deadbeat
Raora? Deadbeat
Gigi? Deadbeat
Cecilia? Deadbeat
ERB? Deadbeat
You? Deadbeat

>>81722673
You will be surprised

>>81722667
Yeah but Myth is still washed up and hasn't been relevant in years

ass thread

>>81722667
I made this post and WILL samefag it 300 times.

>>81722733
This is all true, except for Kiara being a Teamate instead

Lapsama my friend

I love Fauna.
I really really love Fauna.
She makes me so happy. Seeing her happy makes me even happier. Her streams really are the only things that keep me going. I hope she lives a nice and fulfilling life. I miss her.

>>81722546
>omega

Can anyone explain to me why there is still no loli group yet?
They made one with any girl that had anything vaguely related with water but no lolis? Really?
It's basically printing money

>>81722667
you're a stronger man than i

>>81722722
New feature in 4chanxt.

Hololive could more Gorilla women.
>Kanata
No, I mean Wheyfus.

>>81722667
I don't love YOU, motherfucker

>>81722841
THERE IS POWER IN ME YET
MY RACE IS NOT YET RUN

>>81722733
no

>>81722816
Did she really need to do that in front of 10+ senpai?

>>81722820
Girls with childlike natural voices aren't common, really.

>>81722667
Not ERB or Matsuri

>>81722667

>>81722874
Based, but the pathetic SEA creatures aren't ready for a snu-snu gorilla woman with 100 pounds of hip and ass muscles that could crush their pelvises.

>>81722862
A new 4chanXT feature you say? Man, this little extension keeps getting better and better.

I'm in love with Gigi.

>>81722902
daddy does as she pleases

>>81722667
based bibaby poster

>>81722753

>>81722667
Even Owlmei?

I was looking at debuts because I'm weird like that and I was reminded of this:

>>81722966
daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks

Kaelawife

>>81722546
Where's Cheebs?

>>81722874
I
JUST
WANT
ANOTHER
ONI
preferably in EN!
maybe not picrel but still

>>81722659
Why stop when they've been a blast so far?
I'm ready to be disappointed when it happens.

>>81722909
I don't mean a gen I mean a group
Just put all the lolis together is a room, call it lolilive of whatever, make them sing some cute song and boom
Millions

Bae cute!

>>81722952
I will NEVER download 4chanXT unless it can fix the filename issue with soundposts yet

>no streams

>>81722659
cicigigi has been my favorite collab duo for the past like, two years.

>>81723015
I want a amazon holo.

ehhh... hi

>>81722753

>>81722667
This but I don't love ERB. I love Liz.

dont let the grem escape

>>81722902
It's exactly because there was 10+ senpai there that she had to do this, they're all necessary witness.

>I will be distancing myself from CC for a while because I don't want to be seen as someone's sidekick
Soon

know who I miss?

Is there any hope for ERB?

This thread is ass, so post your oshi's ass

>>81723094
Kronii?

>>81723059
sex

>>81723039
That's a browser issue.

>>81723061
We need a buff Oni Holo in EN who wants to rape her male fans

>>81722546
>omega
>sana
>coco
>aloe
>rushia
>mel

>Not a single soul in /hlgg/ could wear this shirt

>>81722566
hey girl

>>81723147
what accent would she have?

>>81722988
Owlmei is really cute though

>>81722546
>Gigi's shoes
What are thooose?

>>81723147
I just want a minimum 6'6'' holo with giant tits and a tan /w visible tan lines.

>>81722546
>your oshi
>how mad would she be if the girl she's flirting with online turned out to be a guy
>are you fat enough to completely stop her from struggling when you're on top of her
>would she stay silent or cry nonstop after being raped
>would she let her gf cosplay as her
>is she a big gay baby
>your plan to make her straight
>does she masturbate to her coworkers
>is she at risk of being raped by her coworker
>does she get jealous when her coworker talks to another girl
>how smoothly she can take off her socks after a day of work
>would you still love her if you were a girl
>does she like younger women or mature women
>does she get nervous when talking to pretty girls
>how fast would you cum if you woke up as Marine and another girl's nipples and clit were rubbing against yours
>does she fall asleep thinking about her imaginary girlfriend
>does she avoid eye contact when talking to cute girls

>>81723112

>>81723086
You could sell me the idea that CC will want space at some point, not the other way around.

>>81723086
If someone does that is CC because she's a mega autist

>>81722770
Kiara is a deadmate though

>>81722566
>>81723190
hey

>>81723287
kek

>>81723168
They would need to do a 12 hour endurance stream first?

I need to cuddle a sleepy Gigi....

>>81723325
yesterday...

>>81722902
Ngl I cringed so hard because of that reason. Especially since everyone else was dead silent

>>81723215
Ame
pretty confused if Gura turned out to be a guy
no
she'd shoot them
already has
yes
no
to Gura
yes
yes
I don't know
yes
younger
yes
fast
she falls asleep talking to Gura
she literally walks away mid conversation

>>81723200
Yay

I'm draining Raora's cock right now, she sounds like a retard

https://youtu.be/20wZkZlk_bU?t=4556
So is cover okay with this? I hope Fauna gets suspended at the very least.

>Lesbian
Ina
Kronii
Sana
Bae
Fuwawa
Mococo
>Bi
Kiara
Gura
Mumei
Nerissa
>Straight
Mori
Ame
IRyS
Fauna
Biboo
Shiori
ERB
Raora
Gigi
Ceci

Uppies status?

Mori = Coco
Kiara = Pekora
Ina = Suisei
Gura = Aqua
Ame = Haachama
Kronii = Miku
Fauna = Gura
Bae = DD
Mumei = Ina and Korone
IRyS = Miko
Shiori = Haachama
Biboo = Ina
Nerissa = Kiara
Mococo = Polka
Fuwawa = Mori
Raora = Ina, Mori, Nerissa
Cecilia = Ina
Gigi = Mumei
Elizabeth = DD

I enjoyed the last hologra

>>81723380
bait

Can AssRyS join this thread?

>>81723380
it continues to be wrong each time you post it

Ina's going to go to japan and she's going to have sex with Bae and I personally don't really think thats fair

later virgins

>>81723086
>Orange Ame repeating OG Ame's history
Kino...

>>81723364

>>81723015
There will never be another Oni in Hololive because Cover really cares about brand recognition. They don't want someone to go "ah yeah that one oni girl from hololive" and someone else to ask "Wait, which one?"
Sorry man.

>>81723331
dumbass you have to rename the filename

>>81722667
Even chris and rushia?

>>81723331
dumbass

>>81723424
It should've been me
Either one of them

Now that PekoMiko is okay, what is the longest standing feud in Hololive?

>>81723428
congrats

>>81723442
But there's multiple dogs and cats in Hololive

>>81723380
>Bae
>Sana
>Fuwawa
>Mococo
4 wrong in the very first group

>>81723428
slut

CCGG is unironically nocap the GurAme of Justice tho. They're hella similar
>smart, mature woman and a cute brat
>sexual tension
>feels like they knew eachother forever
>CC is also green Ame

>>81723442
But we need a blue Oni to go with the red one.

>>81723348
I was about to call you a retard but apparently you're right, what the fuck? I was literally here yesterday, was not a single person /here/ talking about a twelve fucking hour stream?

I really miss when I could just browse /hlgg/ and feel like I'm staying connected with HoloEN, thread's losing it's touch

>>81723442
>oh yeah that bird girl from hololive

>>81723526
Those panties used to be white...

>>81723524
You should've at least seen the bitching about it being vertical

>>81723524
They turned it into a vertical #shorts stream and a lot of people decided to ignore it after that.

Huh, this Rat looks kinda… funny.

>>81723419
No

>>81723503
How is GG anything like Gura?

>>81723503
>The gremlin is the smart and mature one
Bravo Nolan

>>81723503
Gigi broke the curse by becoming Ame as well, so now it's just selfcest.

>>81723217
nikke/holoEN collab is sadly unlikely since 95% of holomems official models have pathetically small asses

>>81723441

>>81723442
Fox, cat, dog, demon, purple brat, retard... I think reruns are well established as being on the table.

>>81723595
>GG
>Gawr Gura

>>81723405

My wife's getting a figure
https://x.com/amicoamiami/status/1817372551506784338
https://x.com/amicoamiami/status/1817372551506784338
https://x.com/amicoamiami/status/1817372551506784338

>>81723595
she played vincent in a way out.

>>81723617
vergerner n butthole

bok bok, I love Kiara

>>81723524
Are you fucking new? The ruffians created their home at their split

>>81723405

>>81723380
At this point you should already know that most of it is wrong.

Which holo has the flattest ass?

>>81723628

>>81723503
If anything, CC is green Gura. You're just not seeing it because she's not cunny like Gura is.

>>81723524
Realistically, why would I watch a 12h stream that is 1 hour of content repeated 12 times?

>>81723583
That's not that ba.. It's a fucking super mario stream? Yeah, I get ignoring it, what the fuck were they thinking.

>>81723524
I was posting about it but then I went to bed

>>81723442
This is true actually. It obviously doesn't apply to dogs and cats though.
Notice how Gura is the only shark, Chloe is the only orca, Flare is the only elf, Mumei is the only owl, etc.

>>81722667
Honestly, a lot of Hologirls are lovable, but I have a very small heart and can only love like, 3 before I tap out. And two of those are Mumei.

>>81723644 (me)
shit i mean leo*

>>81723642
I'm still not sure if I like Roroboshi's design more or less than Ina's but I'm definitely getting this either way

>>81723697
>CC is green Gura
Okay, that's a new one. Explain.

>>81723482
Wrong. There's one cat and there's one dog. The rest are different felines and canines. The different outfits don't count because Cover cracked down on those anyway.
>>81723517
Would be nice but never ever.
>>81723541
All different species.
>>81723620
Fubuki is a Fox, Polka is a Fennec. Already discussed cat and dog. Other two are personality types.
There are two demons though with Choco and Towa, that I don't get.

>>81723682
Towa, no contest.

>>81722546
>Every holo
>Includes Omegay
>No Chris
Fuck this image, like actually.

>>81723662
You say that but /baubau/ isn't even fast anymore, /hirys/ was faster yesterday. They lost a TON of their posters after the japan trip

>>81723215
>surveyposting this early

>>81723614
The AmeAme of Justice

>>81723571
>>81723583
God FUCKING damn it why do they need to make every stream a #short? Especially for a game that's NOT EVEN IN AN ASPECT RATIO CLOSE TO THAT OF A VERTICAL PHONE OR EVEN A GAME THAT SCROLLS VERTICALLY??????

>>81723595
>loli
>hoodie
>sharp teeth
>smart
>twintails

>>81723727
I NEED to rim Nerissa's sweaty asshole on a hot summer night.

>Hololive
>No one is live

>>81723734
this is untrue, I checked

>>81723766
smart......

>>81723524
I sleep
I can only watch korones endurance due timezones

>>81723734
ok but you still shouldn't expect discussion about their stream here unless it's a collab

>>81723682
Kiara, anyone that says otherwise is absolutely coping.

>>81723380
they are all straight

>>81723383
>Gigi = Mumei
What?

>>81723723
She's dumb and autistic

>>81723700
For the journey

>>81723764
Wan MIRRION subs (soon)

>>81723729
Chris did illegal things plus that chestnut had the worst model ever.

>>81723725
Wait I just remembered Choco is a DEMON and Towa is a DEVIL.
La+ is some mysterious other thing.

>>81723764
Subs
The ONLY reason for anything to ever be in #shorts format is subs
It's the only algorithm that isn't 1000% FUCKED by kpop retards

>>81723442
>Oh, you know, that elf from Hololive!
>Which one?
>the half elf!
>which one?

>>81723808
So she's green [every holo]?

>>81723766
What do looks have to do with ship dynamics? You CCGG fags just want to leech off the Gurame ship popularity

>>81723790

>>81723524
I was excited for it but then I realized it was vertical and decided not to watch. Seems like most people here did the same.
Unfortunately they seemed to be getting above average numbers on it so they will likely continue to do more in the format.

>>81723796
3D is a thing, so you are wrong

>:3

I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss ehr I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her I love her I miss her

>>81723805
lmao hope the Nina collab comes soon though

>>81723764
>>81723701
>lame reason:
For numberfagging

>BASED reason
So Fuwawa's tits can take up 20% of the screen

>>81723716
Little brown girls are the best

>>81723834
The blonde one!

>>81723700
If you are invested in the run of the game itself it can be enjoyable. This is why there's so much soulslikes endurance streams and the such, as opposed to 12 hours of cookie clicker.

>>81723854
They were botted

>>81723820
Lap is an alien

>>81723834
Hololive needs some elf cunny

>>81723848
>Kronmei wins all the shipfag X polls

>>81723442
I know it goes deeper because muh youkai and autism in the japanese side, besides it would leave a bad taste having another Oni and leave her out of japanese folktale events like the AyaFubuMio ones.
I just wish they pulled a legally distinct Oni, call her Ogre or sumthing, hell, give her visible muscles and fulfill the wish of this >>81723061 anon too so it becomes two birds with one stone

Kinda curious how ERB is the last Justice to have memberships huh?
What an interesting coincidence huh?
Whatever could it possibly mean huh?

>>81723895
I cannot disagree

>detective amelia watson and her partner Shiori Novella try to take down evil criminal ninomae inanis and her partner in crime IRyS hoozuki
>Shiori spends the entire runtime bullying ame
>All the cases are solved by a mixture of Ame falling ass backwards into the answer and IRyS' comical incompetence
could it work?

>>81723885
>>81723812
>>81723831
Cool so I can add it to the list of reasons to hate Fuwawa and blame her for everything that ever goes wrong in Mococo's life.

>>81723862
ok here, look at kiara's flat ass in 3d

are there really that many shorts viewers who scroll into a super mario endurance stream and are like, yeah, this is where I want to be for the next 12 hours?

>>81723834
Snow Elf.

>>81723925
Let’s be real here, if there’s a free polling service, the results are Botted to shit.

>>81723868
Someone needs to kiss Gigi so she shuts up

>>81723904
>invested in the run of the game
>with fwmc

>>81723274
Most holos should be barefoot or have a barefoot alt outfit

>>81723925
Yes anon we know twitterfags are still living in 2021 and haven't watched a stream since then

>>81723925
Kronmei somehow winning popularity contests in 2024 shows the sheer stupid power of debuts

There are so many fucking ""vtuber fans"" who basically just watch debuts and mabye a few clips and they will sit around and discuss those talents years later as if they're exactly the same from debut.

>>81723848
If anything, we want to avoid comparisons with Gurame.

>>81723912
>My favorite Holo is the alien one
>Which one?
>The uh, autistic one
>The Indonesian, Chinese, or Purple midget one?

>>81723958
Not him, but I'd like to see more videos of Kiara's ass, just to make sure

>>81723958
Still more ass than Towa.

>>81723805
awww, actually cute

>>81723968
>the snow elf
>the future...elf?
>The "really mad if you call her a dark elf" elf?

>>81723990
cope and seethe fag

>>81723951
Get back in your shed, bitch.

>>81723976
I was just talking in general. Sorry for the autism.

>>81723959
>this is where I want to be for the next 12 hours?
Obviously not, retard
But they stay for 10 minutes and subscribe (which is want Fuwamoco wants) until their ADHD kicks in and they scroll again

>>81723925
Not here

>>81722667
except gura for being a lazy bitch
except kroni for being a whore
except mumei for being annoying
except ame for also being a lazy bitch
except all of justice

>>81723912
Does Lap want to probe me?

>>81723990
That must be so annoying for the girls.

Are shorts watchers even the people you want in the fanbase? I assume these are casual, lost, normalfags on their phones tuning into these streams? These sorts might theoritcially sunscribe, but they wont stick around, watch regularly, donate, get membership or anything like that. its just dead subs/

>>81723849
They're both alcoholics and have foot fetish

>>81723935
As that anon, visible muscles was a given.

>>81723725
What exact specific scientific species of oni is Ayame? Maybe a blue oni with different horn curvature is a different species.

>>81724012
Wait, who is the purple alien?

>>81724019

>>81723971
I'll take this one for the team.

kill all shipfags they are the reason every vtuber discussion board is radioactive

>>81723764
Don't forget covering the game with a giant red subscribe button and a scrolling banner begging for subs. It's like those parody of streams people make fun of but real

>>81724054
>deadbeat still having a melty because his oshi lost despite being an English teacher
Lol. Rumao.

>>81724054
>kroni

>>81724026
Good point, there's too many half elves in Hololive.
We must exterminate all elves.

>Gigi's day off
>Ayamefriend suddenly returns

>>81723990
Are you acting like >We are any better?

/hlgg/ is literally a retirement home for myth fans who pretend we're still in 2021 and will talk about Gura/Ame as if they just streamed 2 hours ago. Yes I know saying this after the spelling bee is ironic but you know what I mean

Words cannot quantify how much I'm coping over getting a SametoriRyS EDF6 collab.
I'm drawing a blood circle on the floor of my basement and am preparing blood sacrifices to achieve this collab

>>81724083
Rap

>>81723764
they're the biggest numberfags in EN

>>81724083

>>81724040
Fair enough. In general I'd agree if it was someone decent like biboo or half way decent

>we hate Kronii the most now
what happened

>having a thread to talk about numbers is the worst thing this site has ever done even though you can just not browse it
>absurd levels of unavoidable shorts spam is fine and you are an anti for saying its not

>>81724105
>>81724105
>covering the game with a giant red subscribe button and a scrolling banner begging for subs
It was less than 10% of the screen calm your tits

>>81723950
pitch the idea to Fauna, Ame or whoever of the girls who like to push for VN-esque streams, that would make for a fun set of choose-your.adventure videos

>>81724133
Acknowledging that your point is retarded does not stop your post from being retarded.

>>81724151
Where did Lap get those breasts from?

>>81724161
Ah yes, “Shit that never happened: the Post”

>>81724150
they need to make a full version

>>81724135
Don't get too excited

>>81723587
Sir, that's a clown.

>>81724126
>>Ayamefriend suddenly returns
Bullshit. That never happened.

>>81724161
Things still not good at home huh?

>>81723764
I lose a lot of respect for girls who intentionally degrade the quality of their stream experience in order to chase numbers. It's the same reason why I dislike midstream SC reading.

>>81724164
Who quote?

>>81724161
That isn’t true.

>>81722667
I unironically just truly dont like Kronii and I dont see the appeal. I have tried. I only see her in collabs nowadays because I just dont like her. I will never change my mind.
Now there is ERB who I also strongly dislike as well.
And no, it isnt because of THE MALE COLLABS I just dont like their content and personalities.
But yeah, every EN girl but them is good in my book. I just personally pretend they dont exist and that works pretty well.

The biggest reason I hate shorts is that they're not treated like normal videos/streams so you can't play them with the screen off on your phone. I like to put VODs on in the background when I'm working on plamo, but I can't do that with a vertical stream unless I check my phone like every three minutes to make sure the screen doesn't shut off.

>>81724126
>he thinks I'm Ayamefriend
www retard

>>81724161
She hasn't given me my nursing handjob today yet

Endurance sex with these three

>>81723978
Um... yea.. twitterfags do that... not us!

>>81724182
I don't give a fuck about how much it was when the game was already small to begin with and the coverage unnecessary

>>81724144
>>81724151
Wait, I thought she was Laplace's Demon.

>No promise streams
>thread is terrible

>>81724237
I bet you blow the biggest hate loads to Kronii

>>81724072
Dead subs are the only thing you need to get Cover's wishes.

what are the top 5 /hlgg/-core EN ships?

>>81724245
you also can't cast them to a TV, which is really annoying

#shorts slop is only fine for karaokes.

>>81724202
>>81724223
it is a fact

>>81723471
>Now that PekoMiko is okay
qrd?

>>81724200
Laplus is actually a very small legal midget woman, not a loli.

>>81724258
me in zeta’s thighs…

>>81724316
Gurame
Takamori
MuBae
KroFau
CCGG

>>81722746
Myth does stuff together more frequently than Blink 182 and has more of the original cast remaining by percentage than Guns and Roses.
That's not washed up, unless you mean that Gura laundered her shark hoodie recently.

>>81724286
Her oshimark is literally a UFO

>>81724105
>>81723764
>>81723571
The truth of the matter despite how much kicking and screaming this thread does, they (as well as the JPs who do it) get WAY more people watching with vertical streams. I'm not even talking about subs or whatever, just people watchin' their stream.

Just giving some anons perspective here, vocal minority and all.

>>81724333
>it’s a fact
Source: you made it the fuck up in your schizophrenia-addled head.

>>81724237
>and I dont see the appeal
She has a sexy voice, a low energy vibe to her streams for the most part (some people want to chill more than be stimulated by streams) and has her own unique brand of depressed doomer humor.

>>81724316
1. INAME
2. TimeRyS
3. AmeSame
4. MuBae
5. CCGG

>>81724316
Gurame
CCGG
Krofau
AmeRyS
Rainforest

>>81722566
yo mikochi

>>81724303
mori has 2.41M dead subs

>>81724266
Did you miss Gurame kino we just had?
Baffling post

>>81724333
>it's a fact that things are not good at home
Alright that sucks to hear
I hope your life gets better

>>81724333
>it is a fact

>>81723471
>>81724335
>interacted for less than a minute over the course of literal dozens of hours of streams
PekoMiko is still dead, move on.

>>81724356
>Takamori
I think Takamori is slowly dying /here/. When Mori mentions Kiara I barely see any deadbeat mentioning it

>>81722862
>>81722952
>>81723039
4chanXT sucks ass, it has so many bugs and creates so many annoyances for no goddamned reason compared to the "abandoned" 4chanX
I really like the randomize filename on the spot feature but thats about it, I actually tried to work around all the headache it creates with soundpost maker and even the double playing player but I am over it now.

>>81724370
We know that. But making the stream actively worse because it plays well with the algorithm is shitty.

>>81723831
Shorts' aspect ratio is genuinely good for putting a karaoke stream in picture in picture mode. Nicely crops to just the l2d.

>>81724358
This post made me randomly think of a scenario of some bands that have 0 original members left and how a Hololive gen could somehow end up like that

>>81724356
>>81724385
>KroFau
Fauna hates Kronii so we hate her here

>>81724316
Gurame
Iname
Rainforest
Takamori
CCGG

could one dedicated individual turn faunii into the next iname? chuuni schizoness and all?

>>81724368
>she's a demon
>she's an alien
>she's a thought experiment
>she's a god
>she's the leader of a secret society
>she's an escaped convict
>she's a child
Her lore is a goddamn mess and somebody needs to stop her.

>>81724409
Milky...

>>81724370
Well that, and if the stream wasn't vertical the thread simply wouldn't have talked about FWMC at all. People just found something to bitch about, but if there was nothing to complain about they would have just shitposted about someone else, not actually watch them.

>>81723142
Why is it not a thing with original extension with the same browser than ?

4 weeks until breaking dimensions. You have your suit and penlight already, right?!

How to get Bae pregnant??

>>81724382
See I hate the post ironic self hatred and depression humor she uses. And I dont really think her voice is that special either, I really never understood it.
She seems like too much of a normalfag for me as well.
No offense to her, not saying she is shit, just that she is absolutely, more than almost any other hololive girl, not for me.

>>81724468
She's just a chuuni brat, it's all in her head

>>81724451
It’s the other way around

WHERE ARE THE STREAMS?

>>81724358
>Gura laundered her shark hoodie recently.

>>81724370
>way more
Not really

>>81724316
>ame ship that doesnt actually exist
>ame ship that doesnt actually exist 2
>ame ship with a girl she interacted with once 3 years ago
>ame ship with [my oshi]
>ame ship with the holo im currently watching

>>81724135
I've been praying to multiple deities and demons. Surely one will answer my call and make it a reality

can someone please save /baubau/

>>81724341
so it's okay to mate with Lap?

>>81724356
>>81724385
How do we as a thread bring KroFau back?

>>81724424
You say that like people haven’t been trying to game YouTube’s shitty algorithm for years now.

>>81724525
why do you even bring up splits in /hlgg/?

>>81724525
From what? Themselves?

>>81724527
It would be okay either way

>>81724525
Maybe if they apologize to Bae

holo milk

Remember when Gura was playfully teasing Ame in Rust and Ame absolutely lost her shit and called her a fucking bitch? And then like 5 minutes later Gura ended the stream and you could her her sniffling right at the end? That was fucking nuts honestly, the fact they recovered after this just shows the power of Gurame

>>81724525
sure but I'll need a double paizuri from their oshis first

>>81724545
We don't, just have to accept Kronii would rather have endurance sex with IRyS and Kaela now

>>81724316
All EN ships are shit honestly.
Sorry but JP girls are just significnatly better at business yuri and homosexuality than the EN girls are

>>81724415
It's more like they do it so often it's weirder when they don't talk about each other.

>>81724468
I just hope for the day Lap gets bold and designs a sexo adult form just for one day use, like what Ui-mama does

>>81724544
And I don't like when anyone does it for anything. Just make good content. Hololive in particular makes enough money elsewhere that doing it is just unnecessary and annoying.

>>81724556
>doxxmonkeys raiding
>themselves
>>81724595
you can get a triple

theres a funny new meme where people act like they are chefs who think working in a restaurant is equivalent to fighting in a war, its quite funny honestly

>>81724525
how do you save an anti thread?

>>81722616

>>81724486
https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/questions/1439267

>>81724497
Yeah, I'm not trying to convince you she's good for you, I'm just saying that's the sort of thing people say they like about her. And that she's genuinely a really nice person who cares a lot for others. (like calling in to birthday streams in between bouts of vomiting blood during her jaw surgeries, donating her Valkyrie Connect present to her parents so they can go on vacation, flying out to see Fauna and spend time with her when she was really stressed, etc).

>>81724358
You made me remember that I've to brainwash Ame into listening more blink 182 and sum 41 songs

>>81724525
I'll take them out for a pee but only once. If they don't do their business in one trip they can stay outside all night for all I care.

>>81724597
EN are all good Christian girls

>>81724592
why post a 9am moom? You typed all of that (incorrectly) out when you could just post what happened

>>81724650
pero you SLUT

500 cigarettes, 3 EN girls, who are you picking to smoke them all in the shortest time.

>>81722616
cleopatra was white unironically though

>>81723380
>Lesbian
Kiara
Gura
Ina
Kronii
FWMC
Raora
Sana
>Bi
Nerissa
Mori
Fauna
Mumei
Biboo
Gigi
>Straight
Ame
IRyS
Bae
Shiori
ERB
Ceci

>>81724689
Towa
Raora
Anya

>>81724133
>retarded post
>i know its retarded stupid and wrong but ignore that
retard