/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>81720370
SNIFFFFF

Gura girl wipes back front after poop, does not fuck

>>81720229
She sometimes knows exactly what she's doing, and also doesn't know what she's doing.

Sex with a fembud.

smelly goblin goob

Reminder that Gura does not support inaccurate art of her with a thin tail such as this monstrosity.

>>81720667
You can scroll down her tweets to see she retweeted it anon...

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>81720904
What is this BS, the text that goes with that ritualpost is: "For king and cunny", i think we got an imposter here guys

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>81720594
But that's an elf shark.

I don't know how to feel about this thread after discovering that all the ritualposts come from one dude...

>>81720961
Say your prayers

>>81721036
Nah just four of them. Last thread didn't have any of mine because I woke up right when it was archived

>>81720953
>*Le touché*

Baguraette honhonhon

>>81721143
But it’s late in the evening mister, what do you mean you just woke up?

>>81721177

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>81721225
t. nightshiftbud, cutebud

>>81721284
does gura approve of light mode?

>>81720667
thicc tails only in this thread sir post your shit elsewhere

>>81721276
La basé

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>81720904
samen

For King and Cunny!

>>81721403
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>81721339
Shut the fuck up.

>>81721370
>*Lo touchõ*

Will there be any fembuds at the King's Theater for Breaking Dimensions?

Pull the lever Gura

Wrong lever!

Gura cute Gura cute!

I have spent absolutely way too much money lately.

>>81721967
Oh that image isn't even Gura, I couldn't tell from the thumbnail before posting it...

>>81721967
Same desu
I spent a lot on gas.

>>81721339
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp2wvsYGSyQ&t=1790s

>>81722136
How ironic. I’ve had too much gas lately
please wheeze

Haven't been here in over a year, did this bitch explain at any point why she was gone pretty much all year?

>>81722329
*WHEEZE*

>>81722345
Yeah. Watch the stream. We don’t spoon feed tourists, bitch.

>>81722403
why are you replying to yourself

>>81722345
She said she was busy reading Lord Of the Rings all that time, she is a very slow reader

>>81722421
I’m not screen capping to prove you wrong because I don’t give a shit what you think

>>81722345
we were too busy having sex, sry

Please don't start fighting.

Yeah, no fighting please, lets talk about Guras completely hairless body instead, including her bald head

>>81722552
don't worry chumbie

there are SO many moths this year...

>>81722552
u stink

>>81722345
she was apparently allergic to oat milk, or something.

>>81722720
You have a moth problem? It's been a few years but I used to have moths snacking on my cotton t-shirts.
I mostly have bees buzzing around my bedroom window now.

Summer have been unusual cold where i live so i've barely had any insects this year, kinda lonely living alone without those visitors

I have listened to this song on repeat all day today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsFDDkg_XAM
I don't like the weird cadence of the original song but Guras version is amazing and her voice is so soothing ;) <3

Do you get june bugs where you live? Those fuckers are attracted to light. Those things cling to window screens and when I open the door to let the dog out I get swarmed.

>>81723534
I don't know what a june bug is but I do get bugs in june.

>>81723195
yeah and they seem to congregate in my laundry room, idk how they get in though...
>>81723534
>Do you get june bugs where you live?
yes but I rarely see them and only ever outside, they have shiny green carapaces though, so they look pretty

I rarely get bugs in my place because I don’t make food or eat at home. I just get gas station food and fast food and smoothies…

I've resteeped my tea too much. It tastes like hot grass water now.

It's actually been a few years since I've had june bugs.
Now hole wasps... They've since moved in.

>>81724098
why are you resteeping tea. only use the tea once all the good stuff goes out of it with one steep

>>81724221
I can steep it twice before the taste goes away. Saves me money

Day 14! Give it up for Day 14!

>>81724294
I would buy cheaper tea

>>81724210
I've parked my mower over a wasp/hornet nest and let those blades kill those things. I have no regrets.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

I haven’t shitted in 2 days

Goob edf soon?

>>81724761
eat more fiber and drink more water, apples and especially raspberries are pretty high in fiber, oatmeal is decent too

>>81724761
I was just constipated for a few days, could only shit tiny drops.
I exploded today and shit like 3 separate times

>>81724761
I shit 4 times a day

>>81724923
Is Gura's hand small enough to reach into the bottom of a pringles can?

gura should do a live stage cover of la+ drop candy song
in the swimsuit

>>81724866
Can't you just eat like 6 cobs of corn a day and call it good?

I think I’m gonna buy some skiddies and covfefe. The coffee really helps the turds start moving, if you know what I mean.

MY wife

>>81725104
yeah sure, that's a lot of corn

>>81724761
if you're eating too much fiber that's bad eat less fiber and more fat. you probably aren't though it only takes one brick shit to learn that lesson

>>81725163
oh right, I don't drink coffee, so I didn't mention it, but I heard it also acts as a laxative

MY Gurandma.

next stream will be august 8

being a former fat fuck sucks
i cant finish a ben and jerries cup in one sitting anymore

>>81725829
stretching it out over multiple sittings is better anyway, I don't know why you would want to eat it all at once. with me the desire to eat usually goes away pretty quick so I put it back in the freezer.

>>81725946
today is my cheat day but i was kinda busy, so im cramming before 10pm, lol

*steals your dragon balls*

>>81726193

>>81726193
what would she need the dragon balls for? doesn't she still have like 3 holo-wishes left?

when I turn off the lights in my room the light doesn't go off immediately and dies down over a few seconds, is this bad or can I ignore it?

>>81726193
now how am I supposed to wish for immortality now, huh?

>>81726522
Idk, but I have a lamp that does the opposite, it turns on slowly on purpose, I assume it makes it last longer or something, not sure

>>81726476
She only has one wish left. She was thinking about using it for a 3D cowboy outfit remember? and she does have another live coming up, so I think it's pretty likely we're going to see it used soon.

>>81726476
She will use it to find her true love (me)

>>81726522
That just means there's a capacitor in your lightbulb, nothing to worry about.

I think Guras butthole have suffered alot of oxidation

What are chumbies up to?

>>81727997
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>81727997
watching mori and playing poe

>>81727997
im learning about lightbulbs

Gura was invented by Walmart to sell more lightbulbs

>>81727997
Doing some herb runs and slayer tasks in osrs.

>>81727997
I just got done doing my reps, it's arm and back day today

>>81727997
little bit more cleaning, take care of animals, and then probably more sims 2

>>81728156
the lightbulb industry would go that far honestly
https://spectrum.ieee.org/the-great-lightbulb-conspiracy

>>81728250
wtf, there ARE girls in ggg? Who knew \o/

>>81727997
Playing YouTube playables.

>>81727997
I am on the nightshift

>>81728438
The tip of the top right sausage looks suspicioius, i think i've seen such a tip before somewheere

Lightbulbs are kind of cool aren't they?

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>81728682
No just me. i make all the other chumbuds look like creeps and pedos. For that I apologize to you all

>>81728682
>*Li touchí*

>>81727997
I just blew a won mahjong game by refusing to fold when I had a huge point lead. I will make it out of the baby rank before I quit this game, I swear it.

Is Gura asleep now so i can speak freely here now?

>>81727997
Gonna wattch Advents one year since Shiori is my back-up chubba when Goobus isnt available

>>81728607
Are you on a cellular connection? I used to use my cellular connection to post here until it got a 2 month ban for being a “VPN”. I’ve only used my home network since…I can’t risk being banned from here..

Look, this SSD have 50-65 DWPD: https://www.servethehome.com/solidigm-d7-p5810-800gb-write-intensive-pcie-gen4-nvme-ssd-review/
How do we get Gura to buy this?

>>81729074
Why would Gura need it? Is it better for her than a normal SSD?

>>81729221
Need? It's technology, there is no such thing as "need", only "want"s. Also, she needs a write intensive drive for all the goom content she downloads on an hourly basis

>>81728932
For a while I was using mobile data exclusively for /here/posting, but I've noticed over time that nobody really said anything or cared when I forgot to switch off of the work network. Now I just use the network as a rule.
Sorry to hear you got banned over that, that's supremely gay

Kuh
Knee

>>81729344
I don't think she does my normal drive can fill itself up thousands of times over and even with downloading stuff only to delete it after I'm done gooming that isn't going to be hit for ages

>>81729443
what did gura mean by picking connoisseur for gigi to spell? can someone explain it to me?

>>81729485
>my normal drive can fill itself up thousands of times over
wow, you must have an drive made by aliens since the one i showed is pretty much the highest DWPD flash based SSD that exist and that one was up to 65, so your that is 15 times more than that, did the aliens probe your butthole while you did that? (hint, most consumer SSDs are only 0.3-1 DWPD)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua3-e5QclFA

>>81729846
don't post trash here

>>81729846
Keep posting

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>81730140
ye

>>81727997
I'm trying to find cougar to kill now

>>81730140
Oui oui monsieur

>>81729350
>Sorry to hear you got banned over that, that's supremely gay
No worries chumbie, it wasn’t a big deal. I actually didn’t know about the ban for the first month because I only really did it when I was waiting in the drive thru lol.

>>81730140
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I'm hungy and I want my mommy miwkies...

>>81731337
if you mean in red dead, there is a spawn point along the road near the trapper on the western end of the map, where the boars spawn or on the high road from annesburg to the northeastern end of the map with the big waterfall, there's also a second cougar spawn to the left of the waterfall along with meese

>>81732025
Thanks chumbie. I was heading to the general area but I'll have to look for the waterfall now

gura will play overwatch with moom

>>81733020
High chance for this crew. Why does moom like overwatch so much anyway.

>>81733020
but overwatch is poopoo, they should get deadlock perms

>>81730140
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! I HOPE SHE DEFENDS EARTH FOR US SOON!!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>81733227
Gura likes overwatch and while the game itself is the worst stream game in existence I will watch anything for Gura

Gura peed several times today

>>81733372
I think Gura only peed once. She likes holding it too much.

>>81733277
>I will watch anything for Gura
well yeah of course, we all watch fucking dead by daylight streams for her too

The coffee worked…

>>81733523
Happy to hear that chumbie

>>81733482
Dead by Daylight is actually fun to watch in comparison to overwatch. Gura gets super bratty during them, the game isn't a confusing mess that's impossible to follow. It's night and day between overwatch and DbD.

I'm installing Fallout 4, so I can play Fallout Lundun

>>81733372
So did I. I drank 2 liters of Coke today.

>>81733129
she doesnt, its an addiction and a problem

>>81732025
My horse bucked me off and then the cougar ripped my throat out

life cereal gets soggy so fast. normally cereals last a couple minutes before they get soggy but life is like 30 seconds

>>81734276
I hate it when that happens, when I know it's there or hear the cougar, I always try to keep an eye out for fast moving red dots on the map and trigger dead eye

>>81734767
looks like it's very porous, but 30 seconds sounds a bit exaggerated

>>81735001
Yeah I fucked up and shot the tree in front of the cougar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k6VFcaFeC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LawPzFbatN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdOsWoU4Qo
reminder that this is what Gura finds funny

>>81735609
i liked the miku one the most, the fart would have been decent if it was just the initial fart and not the rest

>>81735609
she's perfect

Gura watches JAV or western porn?

>>81736096
Javs that use western women

>>81736096
she watches hentai exclusively

>>81736096
she uses gura content and self inserts obviously

>>81735852
she specified that she liked the version with the "did you see it?" ending

>>81735609
How did you find my Youtube recommendations?

By the way it looks like every EN girl travelling to Japan is being given high quality streaming setups to use while they're there. Just something to think about.

>>81735609
King Ass Ripper is such a legend.

>>81737484
Retard.

>>81737484
While that is reassuring, Gura doesn't bother streaming even with a perfectly fine streaming set up readily available for her.

>>81737936
naturally, the queen only lowers herself and visits the plebs when she's in the comfort of her own home!

>>81737484
You don't actually have any proof of this.

>>81738104
She doesn't even stream even when she is at home. The Japan cope never worked to begin with since literally every other EN had no problem streaming there.

Finally killed the cougar. Now I just need one more pelt for the last satchel

>>81738112
Watch. Streams.
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1817765867649953822

>>81738529
>watch streams
>links a tweet
What did anon mean by this? By the way, Kiara getting something doesn't necessarily mean Gura gets the same thing. You have no proof.

>>81738529
Yes, if a talent wants to stream in Japan, then managment will try to compensate for them. We've known this already. It just comes down to if a talent wants to stream or not, which Gura clearly doesn't.

Is he replying to himself?

>>81738819
Management is irrelevant. They could do nothing, and there would still no reason why Gura couldn't beg a JP member to use their setup.

>>81738883
Ye

I have a headache.

>>81739266
I have a stomachache from eating cereal.

>>81739266
My throat is closing up from all the caffeine I drank today

I have delusions of grandeur.

>>81741212
Did you get a psych test done on you?

I just ate some shrimps.

>>81741595
what kind

>>81741393
No, but I'm confident there's nothing wrong.

>>81741646
me

I'm going to eep now. Please bless me with nice dreams.

That coffee is making it hard to fall asleep. I did not think this all the way through…

>>81742964
*Casts goob night dreams upon thee*
*offers goob night bean*

>>81743047
Oyasame

>>81743047
goob morning

>>81743047
Goob night retard

>>81743047
sleep tight buddy

>>81743027
Thank you, bean wizard.

https://files.catbox.moe/tkfjwn.mp4

The essence of Gura is cuteness.

>>81743047
sharkdreams

>>81743785
I want to inject her essence straight into my veins

>>81745127
*not accurate*

>>81743047
Shark dreams!

I don’t want the weekend to be over. I’m not even tired either.

>>81745617
I want the weekend to be over so I can get more job rejection letters. yayyy

I wonder if Gura will ever give birth on stream like her JP senpai.

Gura's tummy says the wasps are taking too long to make honey and it's getting impatient...

>>81745659
Don’t give up chumbie. The fact that you’re mentioning it here means you care enough about it. You’ll get hired on somewhere. Persevere.

>cleaning up my "IMAGES" folder
Which "Gura - Cheeks.jpg" pic should I keep? Or both?

>>81746392
gotta be both

>>81746392
Bottom image is Gura making me smell her breath. (It does not smell good.)

>>81746261
thanks chumbro, I will try my best!

>>81746577
(which is a good thing)

don't tell her, but I'm feasting on Gura's chocolate donut while she sleeps...

>>81735609
Those and
"There is only one thing worse than a rapist!"

sleep well chumbies

>>81747185
I'm trying to. I'm having trouble falling asleep.
I'm phoneposting from my bed.

>>81748357
Phoneposting from bed is the only way I post. Also I can’t fall asleep either. I’m considering loading up Elden Ring and playing until I have to go to work

>>81748357
Invest in some sleep aid tablets or something.

>>81748448
you will suffer.

>>81749985
Geez mister, you don’t have to sound so scary. What would you do if you were in my boat?

I ordered the rerelease of the Gawr Gura pop up parade, why are they making us wait until mid 2025 to deliver it?

>>81750070
I would sleep

>>81750087
You sound like my boss

Winter when?

>>81750144
just think about how miserable you'll feel going into work on no sleep chumby

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

i hope nobody expects her to stream as soon as august starts

>>81753358
Perish the thought.
I fully expect her to stream again mid August at the earliest.

>>81753418
End of August come back to this post.

Gura should cover Deep Sea Girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylNEFuwlsjw

Another nightshift another dollar

>>81753358
My expectations are somewhere around August.

goob morning
i love gura

>>81753358
She hasn't streamed in years. Why would she start now?

goob

i'm sad that moom wasn't there for all of it but i am so glad ERB and Ina couldn't make it.

>>81757347
I'm glad that IRyS didn't make it.

>>81733020
erb is playing so that pretty much rules Gura out.

Does anyone have that image of a very small and sad/confused-looking Gura standing next to a fat ugly bastard towering over her and headpatting her?

If Gura is in Japan probably this week unless whe go next weekend she will 100% locked in the recording room by management.

The law of Schrodinger's Gura.

>>81757347
what the hell did ina do?

This is Gura right now.

Goob morning retards

>>81761370
ruin collabs with her mumbling and low energy and 0 wit

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>81761402
rape

>>81762838
She just woke up, man...

Can you guys wake up I’m bored

S L U T

>>81763580
zzzzzzzzzzzz

>>81763580
Zzz...

>>81763580
zzz

>>81763580
Okay sure I'm awake now. Why do Fuwamoco always try to appeal to chumbuds specifically? Is there a more obvious grift in all of Hololive?

>>81764710
>the largest holo fanbase is suffering without streams
>they simply stream
It's not that complicated.

>>81764710
What does grift mean mister?

>>81753358
I'm not expecting anything because she's shown to not be a trustworthy person nor does she care about her fans/streaming anymore.
>>81760298
Yeah, it's not like she had a whole fucking month to go to Japan by now or something. Guess she was "too busy" lol

>>81764969
What? Im confused what do you mean?

>>81764892
The only way to resolve that is to get Gura's lazy ass to stream not trying to "appeal to them".

>>81765109
Please don't reply to shitposters.

>>81765129
But I’m bored

>>81765181
Go and do something else. Play a game, goom, whatever.

>>81765221
Okay…I guess I’ll come back later then

>>81765341

I want to dress gooba in pink.

>>81764969
Phasecuck absolutely seething lol

>>81763580
Nyo, I’m still sleepy

>>81765797
If anything they would support her not streaming since they see her as competition and get to make fun of her over it.

Gura
Wife

Gura
Sharkwife

Gura

Gabby

>>81766752
>holding onto the one exposed foot
yeah that tracks

Chelsea Bythesea my beloved

uuuuu where is everyone uuuuuu

I love Gabby the most

>>81767404
At work, where you should be Gura.

>>81767816
Gura should be with me, not work

>>81767816

https://files.catbox.moe/p6te73.jpg

>>81768154

>>81768154
Wow! You can see her little line and everything T o T

>>81768154
*sniff*

https://youtu.be/RFRHas6BdZg

was gura just a passing fad?

I want gura to pass a fart

Gura's next outfit needs to have an even shorter skirt.

So, I guess we still don't know why Miko tweeted "a" the other day. I assume it means Gura is in Japan but we're not sure. Unless it was confirmed already by another holo member. I only come here once every 3 or 4 days so I'm not up to speed on the latest Gura news.

>>81769745
Gura isn't in Japan. Just assume she's being lazy like usual.

Gura is my wife

>>81769745
It's a good change about a 50/50 but in the past when they did that is what it means but now it could mean they talked with her in Discord or anything.

>>81770194
>50/50
Anon, is isn't in Japan. It's not 50/50 it's literally zero.

>>81770328
*she isn't

>>81770328
I was not aware you were psychic.
Why don't you clean my spicy cinnamon roll with your tongue Charles Xavier. Gura is where she needs to be to get her job done why having fun doing it leave it at that.

>>81770470
>Gura is where she needs to be to get her job done
No. She's just lazing around.

Gura
Sharkdaughterwifegurandma

>>81770470
You win GGG by guy.

Gura
Wifedaughter

I want to kiss Gura

Chumbie

>>81770470
Gura said she is with her family this month. I don't know why you people twist any little thing to try and make her into a liar.

>>81770721
He never said she was in Japan. Stop twisting what people post to fit your stories.

>>81770470
>psychic
Ame said in response to someone asking where is Gura during her chatting stream that it was late and Gura is probably sleeping. In other words Gura is at EST, not in Japan.

Are you guys waking up now...?

>>81770832
I never said she was in Japan. Don't put words in my mouth.

>>81770721
>this month
She fucked off for two weeks then went to see for family for less than two weeks seeing as how she's been back home for a while judging by Twitter activity and the collab.

>>81770892
You said it's being a psychic to point out that she clearly isn't in Japan.

>>81771020
You don't know that. People can have phones, laptops and gaming PC at other locations and why does it matter?

>>81770864
They need to go back to sleep

>>81771110
I was not him just wanted a You on a Gura thread.
Hate to be the one to point this out but he said >I was not aware you were psycic
He never talked about Japan in his post.

>>81771147
Seeing as how she couldn't be bothered to stream the other times she was away from home, it's probably safe to assume that she wouldn't be in that collab unless she was at home.

>>81771331
What game would you like to watch

bread

wtf, i took a 12 hour sleep, then a 2 hour bikeride and this thread is still not archived? Whats going on, slow day today buttbuds?

>>81771445
Anything really. She just needs to stop being lazy and stream.