/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

only omniscience can take into account her breakfast!!

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Nasa makes my PENIS expand

>>81675345
THE JIGGLY WIGGLY IS TOO POWERFUL, BROS!

Hello. How is anon?

I like to take ecstasy with Hina.
https://gofile.io/d/aKsGyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksRKh83nwY

I will not stop until UAP is found guilty and fired into the sun

>>81675485
I'm going to bake chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate chips because they hurt my teeth

Clara is NOT japanese, she is a cringey white weeb girl.

>>81675559
What? No way, stop lying idiot

>>81675345
Hime belongs to Mexican cock only!

I LOVE MY MOM

>>81675485
Phase connect/

>>81675608
xyncro stfu and make your shitty clips

>>81675559
I know, I love her

>>81675550
how do chocolate chips hurt your teeth???????????

>>81675485
I stared at myself in the mirror for a minute straight and realized I really exist and am trapped inside this fleshy form. Don't stare at yourslf this long anons..

>>81675733
let me guess, youre in your early 20s?

GOTTEM

>>81675757
ye, how did you know?

>>81675707
they feel like they get into gaps, grooves and such that not even liquids of all qualities can

>>81675757
NTA, but I had that revelation at 6 years old. Shortly before coming to the realization, I'm going to die someday.
I wonder what a psychiatrist would have to say about that?

>>81675847
Whens the last time you went to a dentist?

lumi owes me... she owes me....

[Michiru News] She's hot.
https://x.com/shisuimichiru/status/1817455398892478480

>>81675868
>yes yes i see
>i think you're trapped in the wrong body
>have you tried cutting your dick off?

>>81675666
Don't be mad this chink whore loves the taste of spicy brown cock, anon!

>mfw baby owlposting

>>81675878
less than a month ago and the issue has been an issue for years, dentist said not to worry

Goodnight /pcg/

>>81675868
>I made a fake memory of myself contemplating a philosophical idea that wasn't possible for me to comprehend at the time
very cool anon, remember your meds :)

>>81675940
Maybe go to a new dentist....

>>81675947
nini lil hostage, rest well

>>81675951
Let me guess you're black

>>81675947
Sleep well, lil hostage(?)
Captcha: SVSSY

>funko
Right to jail.

>>81675485
Do you even feel like your body and brain are useless because they will never give you what you desire, no matter what you try, so there is no point in even thinking?

>>81675947
nini hostage

>>81675951
Bitch don't tell me what I do and do not remember.
You ever look at your arms and disassociate to the point you can't feel it anymore? Have you ever experienced being a conscience without a body? Probably not since you reveal yourselves to be a half-wit cumstain.

I've wrestled when my own mortality more times than you've considered changing your hairstyle, you mile long and inch deep motherfucker.

>>81676081
Read the Bible.

>>81676081
Insanely cringe post

>>81675485
Pretty decent

>>81676038
is it not working the joke?

>>81676123
>just join my jewish cult

>>81675485
not bad, been worse. how're you?

>>81675951
how would you feel if you didn't eat today?

wrath

>>81676146
works on my computer

>>81675352
NOW (Literally right now)
Kaminari Clara (06:00UTC | LIVE | UAP's Trial)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBfYrvOt1Mo

SOON
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 1h45m | Rust)
https://www.twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_

LATER
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 3h45m | Karaoke Relay)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoVsj3tuGc
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 3h45m | Zatsu, 6 months at Phase)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4tt1m8vBg
Himemiya Rie (11:30UTC | 4h15m | Karaoke Relay)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Mm6dhbyKE
Utatane Nasa (13:00UTC | 5h45m | Karaoke Relay)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StxWJGy-6lk
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 6h45m | ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXtLwLfkMRk

BONUS
Karaoke Relay (03:00UTC | LIVE | Hot Karaoke Relay) Hime's one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM9lm6W11xY&list=PLloJE9vAoSpZogE_J4GA8HUHRNSAYWnu7&index=10
https://files.catbox.moe/7hgmlq.jpg
Karaoke Relay (08:00UTC | 45m | Midsummer Karaoke Relay) Nasa's one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcTkcyFB0FI&list=PLrhgUG8Z4eIXuWTdM0zZ2ZAnV_xburxai&index=1
https://files.catbox.moe/ot8jvo.jpg
Karaoke Relay (08:30UTC | 1h15m | Newborn Karaoke Relay) Memory's one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbk09XLDrhA&list=PLQ2P_mgQuSg2wyZoOC6Eq8qqWvxwTnBUe&index=1

Notes:
>Remi is looking for anime takes to review eventually https://forms.gle/FZGgfToVeV7Ji9WW9
>Pico & Loki are taking 5m ghost stories & presenters for a Hyakumonogatari stream in September https://forms.gle/jnx8ZmBKgEqxUDqb9 | https://forms.gle/BTUA9E4x8hUtP7Nh8

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Tenma, Panko & Saya

>>81676081
>I'm 14 and this is deep

>>81676211
You mean the music working or the sound player breaking and going insane?

>>81676017
>>81676045
>>81676063
Oyasumi

Grim...

Late but Clara... Why...?

>I wish I could stick cooling patches all over my body. It's so hot. How can anyone even survive in this heat?
dumb bitch needs a cool drink and to get even hotter

>>81676381
WHY NOT?

>>81676381
Forgot pic

>>81676418
Hey that's my lumi jar

>>81676081
Shut up and go watch clara or fuck off instead of being a retard

wow this general is just full of retards

>>81676198
>Low IQ individual pretending to be smart
Its like when a child lies. We can all see it except the child, and they get angry because they dont understand how.

>>81676418
Missed the lumi jar segment, how was it?

>>81676603

>>81676656
Jaring.

>>81676605
If you legitimately think kids at that age can't have existential questions like that it's because you are the retard

>>81676684
Anon, you literally just said
>kids can consent
You wanna rethink your position?

>>81676746
Holy fuck you really are sub IQ80

Phase Connect? Take your blogging shit out of here.

>>81676790
>cant even understand the logical conclusion of his own argument.

I MISS NISA

>>81676853
>nisa

>>81676831

>>81676853
Karaoke in 5.5 hours. You can ride the karaoke relay to her too if you don't have nasa vods to catch up on. You have watched all 3 years of streams right?

>>81676898
Yes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCxvMuzw73g

I'm tired of phase sluts

>>81676839
okay so you are dumb, young and probably black since you can't even imagine that kids at that age have thoughts, it's so foreign to you that you have to strawman some insane shit that's not related what so ever. You probably couldn't recognize yourself in the mirror at that age and that's fine, it's not your fault it's just a genetics thing. But please refrain from involving yourself in discourse on things like this and keep to finding the best EBT deals.

>>81677035
We too

>>81677035
Need less of phase sluts, more of phase sex

>UAP is even guilty of stealing Clara's heart
It's ogre

Oh no she knows about the limes.

>>81677098
Just imagine Loki doing that from behind and carrying her around an aquarium. The entire time Wemi's getting womanhandled by Loki

>>81677046
Recognizing yourself in the mirror and thinking "thats me" is not the same as having an existential crisis on your own existence. Its psychologically and physically impossible for a child to do so. You probably don't understand because your IQ is too low and your personality keeps you ignorant.

UAP is just Clara

So, like, is Clara actually schizo? She has several characters that are just her, but a bit different

>>81677211
It's not and you're a faggot retard who pretends to be smart around your 70IQ friends.

>>81677035
Oh? Is that so? You must be exhausted. Why don't you lie down on a bed?

>>81677253
Theater kid. she'd just havin' a giggle.

>>81677253
What about Alice, Gloomi, Lucy, Beeko, Ashelia, Urara?

>>81677278
>>81677211
>>81677046
Holy shit fuck off

>>81677351
Blame Pippa

>>81677351
Blame the nigger not me

>>81677337
Do any of those talk directly to the girl?

>>81677441
Urara did. It was kino.

>>81677441
Come to think of it, I think Gloomi might have too.

>>81677035
I'm not

>>81677337
>Alice, Gloomi, Lucy, Beeko
These are all separate people who are either friends with or enemies of Phase talents

Corruption in the court! Free UAP!

>>81677516
Put her on death row

>>81677035
I'm not.

>>81675352
>>81676232

>>81677556
Who the fuck are you?

UAP is an onahole...

>>81677556
What >>81677571 said.

>>81677556
Italian sexo

>>81677556
誰だ

segs week

>SEGGSY WEEK
OH YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

>>81677556

>27 livers
>0 live

I believe that UAP lives matter and UAP was mostly peaceful.

>>81677556
i dont know why hololive still doing 4 eared vtubers

>>81675345
Clara Connor

>>81677792
Then why did she hold Mike Hawk hostage?

Hug a plushie :)

>>81677835
Hostage is a bit of a loaded term. UAP was engaging this Hawk individual on broader systemic issues, no doubt.

RATE THE CWAWA
RATE THE TRIAL
RATE THE VERDICT
RATE THE STREAM

https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1817469376330969198
oh god. oh fuck

>>81677995
I had fun

>>81677995
What else can I say? I expected kino, I got kino

>>81677995
I WANT HER TO STAB ME 37 TIMES IN MY CHEST/10

>>81677337
what the fuck are you talking about? those are all different people that phase connect has limited contracts with to appear on the talents' channels during special events

>>81677995
>RATE THE CWAWA
Do we really know if it was Cwawa?/10
>RATE THE TRIAL
A lot of credible evidence against UAP
>RATE THE VERDICT
should have sentenced her harder, possibly prison for life or the death penalty (I hate UAP)/10
>RATE THE STREAM
8.5/10 it was fun

>>81677995
>Cwawa
Cuter than usual.
>Trial
A most solemn and august occasion. Truly a credit to our justice system.
>Verdict
Absolute bullshit, UAP did nothing wrong! The judge is cooked! The whole thing is rotten!
>Stream
Crisp *chef's kiss*, I r8 9/11.

>>81678033
Hack the gibson.

Why didn't McDonalds celebrate phase friend Grimace's birthday this year?

How many talents?
How many streams?

>>81678261
Lots and 0

>>81678261
see
>>81677766

Save me Chinese girl. Chinese girl, save me...

>>81678360
wat

>>81678115
Yeah ok Kevin

>>81678394
I feel this is the natural feeling after watching enough phase talents

>>81678261
x2

>>81677995

>>81678261
I'd post the "oh man it's dead hours" Jelly soundpost but I'm too comfy in bed to do it

Well, now one is streaming. We might as well post phase porn

Goodnight /pcg/

post lia or I am leaving

>>81678648
nini

>>81678648

>>81678648
Nini Michiposter, sleep well and be comfy

>>81678739
>>81678753
>>81678773

>>81678648
nini michild

>>81678817
Slow ass...

Pippa should watch this, it would be a very entertaining stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5xf40KrK3I

tranny

Hina should say fuck it and do "Nursing (you) back to health after taking too much molly" ASMR.

>>81679084
Wut

>>81679165
the poster above me is a tranny

>>81678940

>>81679104
Hina should play more games

Shalom /pcg/

>>81679288
Oy vey indeed

Phase needs a true blue cartel princess.

>>81679288
I need that pictures of Pippa with Hitler (real)

>>81677556
>one post with this MD5
sus

>>81679540
>blue cartel princess
What does that means?...

>>81679567
I think it's my fault, sorry, I won't step outside again

>Pippa was being a little qt yesterday
>Today she's going to be a pouty brat
I love her so much

My life is devoid of joy

>>81679676
oh come on there's no way, it's pure coincidence. I just said it was a little suspicious what do you think you "did" anyway?

>>81679780
I posted about pasta on the catalog

>>81679576
retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard

>>81679747
Mine too!

>>81679936
I see. Thanks Anon.

>>81679854
I saw that

>>81679854
It's fine, you're being schizo over nothing

>>81679993
always happy to help

>two pippa phase collabs next week
>one of them is a roblox(?) music collab
I guess she liked those roblox music games.

Soon Phase friend Giant Tits starting the karaoke relay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK1ZiqU3m6M

https://files.catbox.moe/lclvwh.mp4

>>81678940

>>81680084
sHe played roblox as a kid/teen

>>81680166
I feel nothing

The more I stream the less I have time to watch streams. Its changing my perspective.

>>81680166
Sorry, I spent the past 6 hours generating and fapping to AI giant anime tits so my dick is paste at the moment.

>>81680264
Welcome to Vtubing.

>>81680166

>>81680518
I really like streaming. I probably need to slow down.

>>81680616
If you're having fun, don't. If you aren't yes.

>>81680166
too big

>>81680166
Too small

>>81680729
Its more that I have other things I also need to do and I cant just replace them with streaming.

>>81680793
Do you make some money streaming, tho?

>>81680166
Kakoi desu ne~/10

>>81680864
No lmao, my actual job pays more than Pippa money.

Parasi is lowkey getting sexier the more sleep deprived she is

>>81680901
you make over 200k a year?

>>81680901
Then treat it as a hobby, dude. Do it when you feel like it.

>>81680171

why did pippa say she would stream at her normal time tonight and then not stream??

>>81680986
Idol Showdown.

>>81680986
if by tonight you mean yesterday, she streamed twice. what more do you want from her?

>>81680986
Sorry, I pulled her into a secret jong room. You know how she gets around that shit.

Closing my eyes as tight closed as they can and squeezing my fists until a Jerry gf materialises in my bedroom

>>81681019
i don't want to learn how to jong. its not worth it, not even for pippa

Jelly should stream her piss directly into my mouth

>>81681041
Good luck...

>>81681064
don't let the kiwifags see this they'd have a field day

>>81681016
For her to stream thrice. Is that really so much to ask? Doesn't need to be long, but just 2-3 matches of jong.

>>81681041
>Monkey's paw finger curls.

>>81681110
kiwis don't know how to sound posts

>>81681134
I'll take it

>>81681134

>>81681134

would you still have sex with pippa if she sounded like this the entire time?

>>81681463
no

>>81681134
>American Shoggoth jelly gf
no thanks, she'd be way more spoiled than the real awawaland jelly

>>81681463
I wouldn't either way.

>>81681463
that legitimately hurts my ears so no

>>81681567
>>81681541
>>81681492

>>81681600
I prefer my women feminine.

>>81681463
no pippa sex but I would mess around with her at that volume because I don't have a space where I can be as loud as I want and I want to be loud with someone

bruh ptr is so trash

>summer peach grill in nasa's song relay goes deep voice
nice
the notes are a little funky but I like the passion

>>81681705
Public test realm?

>>81680986
rie would have killed her if she streamed over the fighting game tournament

>>81681875
since when does pippa give a shit about what rie thinks?

Which Phasers would gain subs if she farted loudly on stream

>>81682051
Nigga your fetish is gross shut up.

>>81682130
I'm just trying to start some conversation man

>>81682051
Pippa

>>81681637
thinking about Erina....

>>81682164
sad but true

I'M GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF

>>81681134
>imagine jelly using her tentacles to massages your balls while she's giving you a blow job
>imagine jelly using her tentacles to massages your prostate while you're fucking her
>imagine jelly using her tentcales to spread our your anus and deposit her eggs inside of you

>>81682051
I can't believe a popular Japanese idol will fart live on stage, causing a magnitude 6.4 earthquake in the Kansai prefecture, and Pico will geolocate the epicentre of the quake during her regular earth science stream, unwittingly doxxing said idol, causing a national investigation and the arrest of Kevin "Fishman" Sakana for his crimes.
But I believe it will make good material for the third season of Oshi No Ko.

>>81682434
nice
questionable
ew
If I was a normalfag

Shorts are dumb

>>81682517
Then wear pants

>>81682551
BOOO

I want to go down on a slightly chubby Chinese girl.
Phase girls for this feel?

I BOUGHT THE PICO BIRTHDAY MERCH!!!
AND HER COFFEE!!!
AI!!

>>81682927
nicely done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoVsj3tuGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoVsj3tuGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoVsj3tuGc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4tt1m8vBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4tt1m8vBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4tt1m8vBg

>>81682836
Our 「中国フェムグウナ」 are too strong for you traveller. You could not handle these girlfailures. They would kill you. You better go to an agency that sells weaker Chinese squishies.

memory is cute

>Clara's going to do a stream about her messy unshaven vulva
that's hot actually

So bored lesigh...

>>81682051
If Jelly ripped a huge fart, she'd get donospam desu

>>81683598
UUOOOOHHH

>>81682927
I pre-ordered the bundle a while ago, but it is confusing how the shop listing says "until July 28th" while the graphics have "until July 30th" and yet still the post on the shop's X has "end 7-29 PST."

https://x.com/remilia_nephys/status/1817501589487374540

>>81683598
l-lewd

https://x.com/komachipanko/status/1817511419538964978
uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Mm6dhbyKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Mm6dhbyKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Mm6dhbyKE

>>81684145
I woke up early for this

>>81684145
Rie became japanese

>>81683598
That's a boy

>>81684215
even better

>>81684092
Lumi all over again

>>81684206
すごい!!

>>81684215
No, see, it says Panko Manko in the back.

>>81684300
Google ケツまんこ

>>81684206
She finally graduated from being a slut to a ヤリチン

>>81684145
I rise with the Pico on the horizon so the few Rie streams I catch are of her doing karaoke relays as of late.

>>81683598
>>81684215
what's the source if it's a boy? I thought it was from the coffin game

>>81684330
GOOGLE PANKO MANKO YOU FUCKING WEABOO

>>81684412
生徒会にも穴はある
https://x.com/seitokainoana/status/1810690376736383022

Ey Rie sang this song on her other account

https://twitter.com/utatanenasa/status/1817502538083795230
Nasa Dom?

>>81684412
>>81684453
We see his cock and balls multiple times in the manga

>>81684539

>>81684300
panko MANko
where panko womanko at

Is it all gimmick streams for Clara this week?

>>81684570
>>81684453
>"Even The Student Council Has Holes !"(Seitokai Ni Mo Ana Wa Aru!)
oh
okay

>>81684570
Does he ever cum

>>81675733
You are fat.

>>81676081
You should be a vtuber.

>>81684640
It's sexy week

>>81684574
I have pippa muted too. She should graduate.

>>81684672
I think he cums when he gets hit in the nuts
don't trust me on that though

>>81684735
I missed the last 30 minutes of Clara's stream
was that what all the sex week talk in the thread was about? did she say that herself?

I'm in love with euphoria

>>81684780
Yeah she's going to do sexy streams all week so that you get addicted to gooning to her and have to watch her forever

>pikachu asmr
huh

Help pico she's a 2 view.

>>81685051
Sure, there's nothing good to watch anyways

>>81685051
sorry my eyes are burning from lack of sleep not her brightness, I must go

>>81685051
Let me finish my morning masturbation to ember then I'll think about it

[Jelly News]

>>81685597
she smoked too much and is now a trucker
it's clearly just a new model but god damn does it make me not like her for failing to communicate properly

>>81685726
>failing to communicate properly
It's a teaser you dolt, of course it's vague

>>81685726
It was a good run while it lasted...... RIP

>>81685774
A teaser that can be interpreted as her graduating very easily

Is Kaneko a good Phaser?

>>81685854
if you're low iq maybe

>>81685854
If you're dumb enough to think that I don't know what to tell you man

>>81685798
How she gonna deep throat when he neck is thinner than my dick wtf man

>>81685994
You ever heard of foreplay bitch??

Nasa soon

I'm not a kanpainiki but I bought some dumbbells and a workout mat just to impress Tenma. Did she seduce me?

>>81685597
Damn buy a new chair Jelly

>>81686342
you wouldn't get it, the chair comforts her

Sex

[Pico news] Manko on the play station

>>81686431
Extremely lickable

Pico is an Android girl? Not surprised.

Eimi status?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StxWJGy-6lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StxWJGy-6lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StxWJGy-6lk

>>81686961
Really fat

https://files.catbox.moe/z11578.png
https://files.catbox.moe/xheth5.png

>the sun has risen
nini /pcg/

Would Clara mind of I goon while watching her streams

>>81685855
she's the best

>>81687118
HOLY

>>81687209
Which stream is that screenshot from?

I got banned for racism

>>81685855
Kanegro

>>81686973
:D

>>81687200
She'd probably just call you a slut and carry on

>>81687118
hole

>>81687265
the 3 year anniversary twitch stream

>>81687265
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2200248174

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

Why did Rie call Pico a pig? Fucked up..

She's doing awesome I love this dragon

>>81687344
more specifically, around the 48:40 mark

>>81687326
>>81687344
Thank you

>>81687440
I still don't get this picture.
correction tape dispensers are the best round steaks?
Your sister are the best bond burger?

>>81687480
looks like tenma skinwalking Shiina

>>81687267
Welcome back 07

I love this doragon

Truly the cutest Phase talent

>no summer memories
She's keeping our pregnancy a secret
she impregnated me ofc

>>81687959
so that's not a tail?

Lumi's going to lose her fight against Eimi today because the hampter belongs to a higher weight class.

The frenzy has begun. The moon is red. We are out of time.

>>81688110
This. Lock your doors

>>81687118
Try posting this in the split too

パンはどこ?

>>81688210
I threw it out

>>81687188
making your dog wear clothes is cringe

>>81688196
nah
you can crosspost if you want

>>81688294
>>81688294
>>81688294

>>81687989
Seiso dragon ended, so now she's in the bad dragon arc. Prepare your angus

>>81687200
Send a super and tell her see what happens

>>81687200
given her history i'm pretty sure she'd be offended if you didn't

>>81688757
>didn't
*did