/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.twitch.tv/parasi
Debuts over currently watching bnuy videos on Youtube
Para was pleasantly surprised by the debuts and especially liked the booba ending screen for the cat

Para just ended debut watchalongs, still live
https://www.twitch.tv/parasi

>>81574580
yo nice

Ayu is done singing in block game and being emo
https://twitch.tv/allayucaneat
>was gonna quit streaming after bday
>was in it for a good time not a long time but now im in it for a long time
>but all this happened and now more motivated than ever
>found happiness

>>81574580
>Para tries to freestyle rap about the debuts
>Stops herself just short of saying she'll play with Acti's pussy
I'm thinking she liked the cat

>>81575141
>i feel the VSMP particularly has changed my life for the better
>feeling very motivated, met a lot of like minded girls
>i feel like i have place, i feel like i belong
>i feel very happy!
>i hope you guys have been enjoying the VSMP
>cause i think it changed a lot of people's lives
>i think it's really done a lot for a lot of us

>wanna make twitch more worth it for you guys
(feels like there's been some Ayu/Essie influencing each other about platforms)
>sleep well, i love you guys a lot okay
>we ate a lot today
>let's eat a lot soon!

raided
>Wani on twitch
>Mono on YT

>>81574321
that's a funny looking sheep

>>81574580
Para is doing a 24 stream tomorrow
>might have covid, will do 3 tests tomorrow
>still some prep to do
>gonna get some good rest before starting stream
>the plan is to stay awake for the whole 24h
>then a month long hiatus, back by september hopefully

raided some yellow person (not like that)

>>81577954
Wooly creatures come in all shapes and sizes

Essie stalled ending her space this is why the thread was late
>>81567580
>was so sweaty during pilates hands were slippery
>felt really good after, got a bagel
>was thinking about it while working
>there was a girl in front of me who completely gave up but i didn't

>then i hopped on minecraft, was in VC with the other girls for a couple hours before the actual raid
>talked about adult stuff like taxes
>feel so alive, so human (sheep girl)
>really sorry i didnt talk much during the actual raid, my mom was like
>>WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET OFF x3
>people kept going in and out of the room
>and my mic (stand) broke
>felt bad leaving and lots of people left after
>gonna log back on tomorrow
>will fix the mic soon, TM
>stomach is going crazy rn

>really happy i got to talk to you guys
>its not like i missed you or anything...
>where is my tsundere emote... im looking for yuuna's
>>i miss essie
>i miss baachis, send me maros you dummies
>send me so many maros *explains her feelings in twitch emotes*
>this is me when i see email notification and this is me when i see it's a maro

>there's a lot to be excited for
>v-unity concert soon
>also some other stuff i cannot mention right now
>so dont worry even when i am not streaming i am working on stuff
>waiting on twitch partner reply
>commissioned lots of stuff for 2.0 already
>thank you for the support this is literally so crazy to me i am gonna explode your brain with my mind and then im gonna eat your brains for breakfast and for lunch and dinner for the rest of my life

>glad i got to see you raaaaah
>really glad i got to talk to you
>today was the perfect day. got to workout, got to eat yummy food, got to talk to cute girls
>and more importantly *whispers* got to talk to you

>wait dont saaaay ittt i was gonna saaaay it~
>you RUINED it!!
>gonna try to stream on Sunday, emphasis on TRY
>i miss you all soooo much and i will constantly keep bothering you in your thoughts
>im astral projecting my soul into all of your brains so you are constantly in all or your brains always and you are constantly in my brain so it's mutual brain-in-brain-ness, you get me?
>*whisper* i'll see you again, buhbye~
>oh, what did the sheep say to the other sheep? ....sheep you later~

PSA
>if you havent bought merch yet, wait until august so it helps Essie with paypal monthly thresholds

Sleep(y)Sheep from down undah is playing a spooky game about getting lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95nJA7yBIFE
>this game is making me sleepy~

>>81580652
wasn't really your fault
https://files.catbox.moe/olo23a.png

>>81581330
>i'm gonna be a speed demon now
>yes raiders, i am sleepy
>i play games and i do ASMR
>that's about it
demons have to be truthful about what they are

>>81580652
oh
roger that

eepy thread

>>81593628
yeah

>>81578400
cute...

art anon delivered! >>81596948

>>81597789
fuck yeah nice work artaon

>dying

>>81601492
yeah, not even once

>>81574604
cute slippers

>>81602539
doxxing Esila like that? not cool anon, not cool.

>>81605770
sorry mang...

VRide concert has started
https://youtu.be/mZAAp6mkfWI
the official stream looks like a bootleg camcorder version, it's great

>>81607837
fuck yeah

>>81607837
this is the line up
>Fuwamu should be on at 2022 JST if their time keeping is good
>chuuba #5 just came on stage within 2 min of scheduled time

>>81574321
That's a rabbit

this bnuuy went to bed about 1h ago
her horny ass is so not gonna sleep

>>81610746
goonai pawa

Retro JP sheep Yuuho with the usual guitar andd singies
https://www.twitch.tv/youho0411

>>81607837
number 10 rn
fuwamu is 14

>>81611695
thank

>>81607837
This blue chuuba is her own rigger, she plays the flute and rigged that too, she invited her green friend on stage to play the piano with her
>うっせぇわ but on the flute/piano no singing
you don't see that often

>>81612893
Being a vtuber and not being able to rig is like driving a car but not being able to change your oil .

>>81609971
*pop*

>>81613543
so you're telling me that an entire head two baby horns and giant ahoge were hiding between those >>81609971 tits and just popped out like that???

>>81607837 FUWAMU NOW

>>81614027
I dont really understand jap scene. How come she has like 20-30ccv and yet is invited to what seems to be pretty big event?
Is she just that well connected?
And how come such a cute and talented chuuba is not more popular ?

>>81614027
>this dork just told the phone planet her lockscreen password and asked that everyone makes it the same as hers for some reason
i guess that's a way to be intimate...?

>>81614200
I dont think it's that big
I'd guess under 50 people in person
But it's the 12th time they are doing this so it has some longevity at least

Japan always loved their (literally underground) Chika-idols (not the chuuni sheep) performing in tiny venues under the streets of akiba usually, so close stage to the stage you can literealy smell them

Back in the golden age of nicovideo many chika-idols became streamers, some grew from there to become actual mainstream idols/seiyuu/talents of sorts and if vtubing was a thing in 2016 they all would have been vtubers

So stuff like this just makes sense historically speaking even the very Japanese urge to be both at the bleeding edge of tech and also also very retarded (as in delayed too) in their ways

This right here, is true otaku culture, it stinks, it's obsessive and needlessly niche but it's how your grow idols, not unlike turning stinky moldy neets streaming from their room into actual stars

>>81614027
>she had a lot of fun playing with the crowd
>she prepared graphics for the call & response calls and even a QR code to make people subscribe
>one last song: Loli Kami Requiem

>>81614027
>FUWA BEEAAAAAAAAAM
she did a really good job promoting herself, quickly mentioned when she streams, her upcoming half anni and that will keep growing a lot from here

>>81607837
I have no idea who these people are and this is my first time in /wool/ but this is the most fun I've had watching vtubers in a long time

>>81615212
right?
picrel has the clumsy cute VS sings good and sounds cool as fuck gap moe, Azato is her name 赤魔アザト

>>81615212
welcome aboard!

A rare Noitan gaming stream!!
it's very very sussy...
https://youtu.be/Ja1L-GBIbOc

>>81615795
she died first, and for an amonge stream it's got surprisingly well balanced audio
don't mind (me) on the left enjoying her ghostly ass

More Fuwamu singies!
>this time as part of a karaoke relay
https://youtu.be/4rlUDGjht4I

>>81616367
>i havent been drinking yet
>let me yap about Love Live for a bit
>i like Kayochin the most and i wanted to sing one of her song but i couldn't find a karaoke version
>but since she loves white rice, i picked this K-ON song instead
>Gohan wa Okazu
>thank you for the riceball danmaku
(that's noitan's usual danmaku btw)
this is a love live x idolmaster karaoke relay btw, a bold choice

>>81616632
>>i havent been drinking yet

>>81616367
>always been a big fan of idolmaster, then got into schoolfestival and now into gakumas
>when i sing a song from one a rhythm game, my fingers want to tap the notes...

>>81616367
>and on to the last part of the relay
i have a feeling we're getting a sand gorilla with lots of yapping soon

>a child with
>a secret lover
WDSMBT

>>81617824
>he missed out on teenage love

>>81615795
the red letters spell out S U S in nihongo

>>81618135
>sheepgirl has a lot of fun being evil
too many such cases ITT

>>81618135
she keeps winning...
のいたんしか勝たん

>>81617863
>>81617824
>they both missed a piece of information

>>81615795
>Noitan will be part of radio show
>1500 JST Aug 17 on Bein' BAD
how oddly fitting

>>81619145
>18 minutes ago

Good morning shaggers

>>81621052
goomorn

comfy saturday morning with Pillow
https://youtu.be/RzLJHYf-xQc

>>81622028
Starting the day off with cute girls is always nice

Noitan is back with an endurance/celebration stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLfXrn2T6iA

>>81622028
>August 10th debuting 2nd outfit
That'll be neat

>>81622028
>Doing first VRchat meat & greet later today
>Hosted in the discord
>Will be able to headpat (You)

>>81622028
>welcome to the kitchen, there is no going back
>a kitchen is place where you cook food
this sounds terrifying when Pillow says it

>>81622028
>chocolate banana contraption
forgor the cream cheese

>>81622028
>I wish I wasn't depressed so I could make real meals
Piller...

>>81622028
even without the cream cheese
>it's so yummy
>some people like to put powdered sugar on top or almonds inside

>>81622416
smol noitan

>>81622028
>im a seiso streamer
>i only do seiso content
X

Eira in 1h heads-up
I'm prolly gonna miss the start

>>81624459
Pillow has never said a bad word on stream before and she doesn’t make sex jokes. The least seiso thing about her is she’s GFE but she like… literally does NOTHING nsfw

>>81624894
thanks for the heads up!

https://www.twitch.tv/eira_ch
welsh little sis sheep's probably taking down psycho mantis in metal gear solid 1 today!

>>81627192
hey uh
if the floomfie who got eira her new mic arm is around here, you're the shit mang! thank you so much orz
also it sounds like the /wool/ dress to impress collab is actually in the works now

>>81627192
>Is setting up the DTI collab
I'm actually looking forward to that

>>81627192
game startan

Kadalyn just hit 100 subs! Support our wolf in sheeps clothing. Live now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03mR-VphSoo

>>81627192
i don't remember snake having this much rizz, is it just sneep or does this keep happening with other girls
>Meryl: Well, women have more hiding spaces than men >:)
>Eira: KOOOJIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAA
eira is also very impressed by kojumbo's writing
this might make for a good clip later

>>81627192
lore update:
eira learned about MGS (as well a bunch of other games) from her first smash game, brawl
snake looked very different from the other characters and made a strong impression on her

>>81627622
yeah
who knows how many people eira is going to gather but it'll be nice seeing her make frens

>>81627192
>I need to put my bloodlust in check and realize I don't have to kill everybody
Why are the sheep so bloodthirsty

>>81629205
they're all actually wolves...

>>81627192
>yfw you're contacted by "deep throat"
anyways it's time for snake to single-handedly take down an abrams MBT

>>81629312
Holy shit you're right...

>>81627192
the tank fight will resume after a quick idol break

i'm just gonna test this with a few other conversion websites to see if i can stop the M4A from being too short...

>>81627841
She really needs a better mic.

>>81627192
it took a few tries but that's the tank down! eira is officially THE shit!

>>81630088
yeah, her model's really not that bad but her mic quality is terrible

https://www.twitch.tv/parasi
>LAST STREAM BEFORE I FAINT
>24 HOURS NON STOP PARA
>PARAOVERDOSE

>>81627192
why are all the sheepchuubas into ryona too...

>>81630477
Thats less ryona and more of a tom and jerry tier slapstick

>>81630346
Instead of starting with suicide the stream has actually started with talks about diapers and babies

>>81627192
>it's like a claw machine with piss
i can't even uh
about 1:24:30-ish just listen to it yourself

>>81630756
her womb is calling out to you anon

>>81627192
why do i remember this hallway having white blood

>>81630905
She's also sick of renting and I have a house I'm shoooo in

>>81631059
maybe if you equip nvg/therms early in prep for the fight

>>81631139
oh that makes sense
>>81627192
>otacon pisses himself
>Eira: oh that's kinda hot
anyways S&M ninja man fight startan

>>81630905
Racemixing is a sin.

>>81631560
Then I'll go to hell cumming

>>81630346
>I'm gonna last 24 hours!
The liquor cabinet is completely open to her today so lets see if that holds true

>>81630346
>I'm not a sexpest guys do you believe me?
>It's okay to be a sexpest if it's girl x girl
The cat was happy about being sexpested by Para during the watchalong yesterday and still wants to collab

>>81630346
>I learned the phrase sloppy toppy yesterday
>*imitating Essie* I'm a sloooopy toppy vtuber
What did Para mean by this?

>>81632277
para...

>>81630346
>>81632277
>para goes on to show the vulva of some quadruped on stream and then plays the audio of Essie talking to her in french >>81372491
>jutem jutem jutem
>para sent her a reply in a thick french accent about kissing Essie's sheepy hooves
i have no idea what either of them meant by any of it but this was correct >>81372129

>Raki created a group chat with Yuuna, Tonya, and Essie and named it "Raki's Big Sisters"
So cute...

>>81630346
Para is going over the controversial loli phrenology twitter post kek

>>81633079
this one is funnier IMO

>>81630346
>Para not a loli confirmed!
I honestly can barely tell the difference between the red and green heads

>>81630346
Shaggers get the camera Para's on TV!
She does have a really nice design

>>81630346
>>81633215 >it's not fitting
i dunno man, could have fooled me

>>81630346
ToT ToT ToT
>This is on her 3.0 model
>3.0 has a full naked model
TToTT

>>81627192
HE'S DOWN
HE'S DOWN FOR THE COUNT
seep kept getting got by the last phase's AoE but she got the hang of it eventually
i can't fucking wait for otacon bros

>>81630346
>please fill me with raspberries
callback to Essie was talking about babies being the optimal raspberry target as her very first batsu during the trucking stream
TT o TT

>>81627192
guys i love it when games use real life footage compilations like this people should poach it from kojima

>>81627192
forgot image

>>81630346
>This one is Para's favorite
>Compares it to a C section
She's still thinking about babies

>>81627192
eira reacted less bewildered at the ass comment i think she's getting too desensitized to kojima's writing

>>81630346
para started the belly segment by targeting her fluffy balls

>>81630346
>Preparing so much stuff for 3.0 debut
Feels good being a shagger honestly

>>81630346
>might not be done until next year
>working on lots of surprises for 3.0
>i know you guys will like it
>im taking my time, i know you guys will be here anyways
>never seen it like this before but my silhouette goes hard as fuck
>design is the same
>might have REMOVABLE socks
>very long ears but also they take less space on screen
>hair longer and messier
>more bandages too
a surprisingly confident para

>>81630346
new BRB screen
BRB is short for berber
>im back now
>with transparent gloves

>>81630346
Time to do the covid tests and gamba over whether Para gets a positive or not

>>81630346
>gonna 3 covid tests
>hates doing them
>gamba whether at least one will be positive
not sure if this is nurse RP or torture tuesday but it's definitely gooning material

the little para moans...

>>81630346
>I should have bought a pregnancy test
Para certainly has something on her mind today

>>81630346
>you guys gotta stop thinking about pregnant Para
no

>>81635935
it's not her fault her womb is screaming at the top of its uh
somethings

https://www.twitch.tv/Yuuna
>Yuuna explaining how she hired Raki to bake for her cafe >>80823671
>it did not happen on (Yuuna's) stream
>Raki explains that she loves Kiki's Delivery Service
>they share the curse people they comm suddenly becoming too popular to work with them again
>Raki is off to some adventure
Yuuna also mentioned taxed the moment she hired Raki and already manifested in a call before the Ender Dragon Raid >>81580652 and now a group chat >>81633033

>>81630346
Para is not preg- I mean doesn't have covid but she is asking why she is yellow

I dont think Para doing 24h is a good idea, and especially when starting at her usual timeslot. She has specific audience of euros and going beyond her usual slot will be a massive debuff since she will be streaming to diehards and people that had no chance of watching her due to timezones.
And starting on her usual time slot is a bad idea too. She starts on like 20, already an entire day has passed and human body is naturaly tired. She should start on euro morning when she is all fresh.

>>81636354
>all fresh
so never then

>>81636354
I think Para's sleep schedule isn't the most normal so starting at her usual time isn't that bad.
>She has specific audience of euros and going beyond her usual slot will be a massive debuff
That's just the nature of a 24 hour stream and why she's doing it on a weekend. These kinds of streams usually have a lull when a lot of the regulars need to sleep or leave. I don't think Para is chasing noombers or anything she just wants to do a big stream before she's gone for awhile.

>>81630346
>There's a little fly in it...
I now feel compelled to clean my own keyboard

>>81627192
missed like half the stream but i just went back to check on the VOD
>been talking to vtubers a lot more lately
>first time setting up a big collab like this
>there is a group chat for the collab already
>should be in 2 weeks or so
so fucking excited for the DTI collab

Wife's at home! Finally!
https://nitter.poast.org/EsilaShephield/status/1817288626985963630

>>81636354
She woke up 3 hours before this stream.

>>81636981
it sounds like she's making good progress...

>>81630346
I think she might actually be worse at typing in French than English lol
These typing tests with random words are harder than the actual test I took for work

>>81637638
She should write in her native burmese

>>81636354
She’s streamed late into US primetime during her gunpla handcam and still held around the same CCV. I think she’ll be ok.

>>81630346
look bros, i knew para was a freak but i dont know if i can stand behind this level of freakish behavior... this is straight up heretic

>>81636198
>essie essie essie get on
summoning the sleeeeeepy sheep vtuber

meant to post this here too but forgor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3SW1VNafQ
>Meru 3D debut
picrel sums it up well
her model is so expressive

>>81637688
>>81637808
kek

>>81630346
>I'm such a good mom!
I don't need to say it at this point

>>81638052
It is pretty good.

>>81630346
we are now in the playing with bugs segment of the stream

>>81633558

>>81638052
The design she posted on her alt is pretty nice too

>>81636198
GOOD NEWS?
>Yuuna's waters broke and she needs a nurse

>>81638269
i like it too but i really need that design to have hooves not human feet

>>81638344
Yea it already looks like the legs are furry so the hooves would work

Sleep demon from down undah makes soothing sheep sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsBXF6JcNQ

>>81630346
>hands are yellow
>smells like dog food
yeah still would

>>81630346
>Mosquito bit my ass
>Like actually
Lucky bastard

>>81630346
that mosquito? not me

>>81630346
>You wanna be green for mommy?
It's uh Fallout time I guess

>>81630346
Para says she's anxious for the ASMR collab later today but she just sounds excited to me
>i wanna be serious, i'll try
>i'll do what she says

>>81638052
in a different timeline, meru is a bug girl

>>81636198
>asking Furi for help with her water problem
>first thing they talk about is DRESS TO IMPRESS
as if they have been in a group chat somewehre i dunno >>81627619 >>81636981

>Furi: Yuuna, i was watching you since i was 17
Furi is 35 btw
>Serina and Furi are fighting over giving head
>Yuuna: Furi, since you've been watching me since you were 17, can i have you head?
>Furi: hey i said i was watching you since i was 17 but i didnt say i liek it
then Yuuna teared up and was roped in into talking about Warrior Cats

>>81640946
>Furi is 35 btw
Really?

>>81640946
>Yuuna is one the reasons Furi became a vtuber
or she's just messing with her feelings
>Yuuna: i have a lot of emotions right now, none of them are positive
this is great content, no idea what game they are playing tho

>>81641173
that was she says, usually
the math is 17+4 = 35

>>81640946
>Serina leaves, they are back to talking about DTI
>and then Warrior Cats
Furi switched topics because Yuuna isn't that familiar with DTI, only started playing recently
she was not kidding about using WC as a way to rizz up girls
>Furi instantly accepts to give her head to Yuuna now that Serina is gone
>Furi can't talk about her WCsona cause she still uses it to this day
>it was a ruse both sides
>a Pillow appears to make everything better
>everyone agrees that Furi is a bully

>>81640946
>Yuuna: Furi is such a brat, how do you deal with her?
>Pillow: she's just a tsundere...
we learn that Pillow can fly

>Yuuna tries to convinces Pillow into behading Furi, it does not work
Pillow is pretty fucking loyal to Furi but she still really wants to fix the situation, it's such a CGDCT dilemma

>>81636198
after all that >>81640946 Yuuna feels old and tired at the ripe old age of 25
and all she wants to be babied by Essie

>>81630346
>You wanna see a sheep ooder?
>Tells everyone to think about sheep ooders when thinking about sheep vtubers
First the sloppy toppy and now this...

>>81642813
The way people have been talking about Yuuna I thought she was way older

>>81630346
>it's not just cows that have big udder you know, you wanna see a sheep udder?
>sheep fact everyone~
>any time you see a sheep vtuber now, think about these biiiig, soggy, wiggly, hanging, pink and warm... inflated and soft udders...
Para is horny as fuck
and she pronounces udder as oooder, like gooner

>>81636198
Yuuna describes her different friend groups
>i dont necessarily think i'm that social but i do like having different groups in my life that fulfil different parts of my brain
>i have my coworkers who are always down to go to the bar, i have Essie if i want to talk about funny online things and also life in general, i have my normie friends who want to go camping on the weekend that sorta thing
>it just depends okay
The list went:
>colleagues, Essie
they first met like 2 weeks ago

>>81642924
the thing with Yuuna is she looks and acts very motherly, giant tits, adopts stray girls like they're gats, fattens them up, is an amazing cook etc
but at the end of the day she's just an anxious little lamb
somehow Essie comes across as a big sister figure to her

Meanwhile in autististan
>PILLER AND I FIGURED OUT HOW TO EXPORT THE ENTIRE EXPLORED VSMP MAP INTO PNGS!!!
> If we overlayed the PNGs from every player... We could make a full map... With annotations... And regions...

>>81636198
>Baachis wake up! you're streamer's back!!

>>81636198
>Yuuna is so happy to see her comfort sheep she makes up a nursery rhyme to sing as she runs in circles around her
>gonna give Pillow her time with Essie
EVERYONE NEEDS THEIR SHEEP NURSE AND SO DO IT THIS IS NOT FAIR

>>81636198
>yuuna is curious about sheep's milk
>thinks it might be like goat's milk
>ends stream
it's not, at all... much more like a very very rich and creamy cow's milk
it's actually the best kind of milk

>>81646156 oh to be a cute girl and nurse
>>81643271 on Essie's modest udder

>>81630346
Para's taking a break to set up for the ASMR in about 20 minutes

>>81648974
I don't know how y'all feel about it but Shibi of VAllure said she's doing a surprise collab with Paras

>>81645202

>>81649125
wtf 2 bnuuys

>>81649125
we're not really surprised it's been announced and hyped but thanks for the heads up minutes after a better heads up...?
welcome?

>>81630346
the double BGM would really go hard with this on screen i think

Demon from down undah will explore the roads of America in her death machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHOSGz062O4

>>81650438
>i want to escape california
first thing i heard, pretty based

>>81650438
>can barely see over the dash
yeah, that's a long nose driver alright

>>81650742
hmm

>>81650438
>Waco is the way
does she know?

>>81630346
Starting now and Para is very giggly

>>81651518
>ASMR
>reverb
aight im out, have fun

>>81630346
>Para was using her webcam mic
Kek

>>81630346
>Shibi wore a less revealing outfit
>Para asks her to put on her normal outfit
Gooner bnuy...
They have also become one for some reason

>>81630346
Para has taught Shibi many French swears and actually taught Shibi an ASMR trigger? She tried to teach a second more gooner one but Shibi already knew...

para is such a fucking gooner

>>81630346
>Para pulls a trigger out of nowhere and asks if it's good
>Shibi thinks for a moment and asks if it is a fidget spinner
It was in fact Para's fidget spinner
Para has put more thought into ASMR than she would like to admit

>>81652748
>spoiler
she's been thinking about noises in terms of triggers for a while it seems

>>81630346
Ah there's the scream into the mic

>>81653238
She's definitely way more interested in ASMR than she wants to let on

>>81653678
10/10 scream, whose was it? para's?

>>81653792
Para's. She tried to get Shibi to take her headphones off for it but it did not work.

>>81653792
>he missed out on the scream voice pack

>>81653883
man

>>81630346
there has been very little actual ASMR learning so far...

>>81655419
>spoiler
you can remove the word "learning" and it still works

>>81655785
yea...

>>81630346
>You're technically a slut when you think about it
>How does it feel to be a whore?
Well Para is asking the real questions at least

>>81630346
>Para muted all of the NSFW VAllure accounts because it was too much for her
She isn't a TOTAL gooner it seems

>>81630346
Para is trying very hard but is absolutely not understanding Shibi's pick up lines

>>81630346
>>Para are we related?
>We are related because I gave birth to her...
I think Para's brain is a little fried at this point
That or she is just thinking about pregnancy still

>>81630346
>A girl at art school offered to practice shibari on Para
>Para declined because women are scary
She was so real for that

how long is this collab supposed to be?
i already did all the napping i can do

>>81660990
I thought the Lethal Company collab was a lot sooner than it was so I guess they are just going to keep yapping for awhile. Para has been funny because she is clueless about many things but otherwise the yapping is not terribly interesting so you can skip it. I should hopefully be awake to post when this collab is done.

>>81650438
turns out there was a cute sheepgirl hiding under the big hat the whole time

I miss Essie uuuuuuuuuu

>>81630346
>Shibi dumb and doesn't understand how male anatomy works
>Para dumb and doesn't understand Shibi nor how female anatomy works somehow
It'll be over soon inshallah...

poor Wifey...
https://nitter.poast.org/EsilaShephield/status/1817409021026124083

>>81666926
It's gonna be the last day of the master duel event tomorrow. She's gonna have to play purrely all day if she wants to get all the rewards, but she never plays Noir so she's never going to get all the rewards in the duelist cup.

>>81667279
can you log in from multiple platforms? she might have been able to play it on the trip, but we'll see tomorrow. later today for me kek

>>81630346
>Shibi looked up to Para in her PL
>Para considers Shibi a friend
>Para would never be parasocial and do a 24 hour stream to hang out with parasites
>Para has trouble saying goodbye
And with that the collab is over
There was no ASMR Pillow please teach this bnuy

>>81668057
why is she cuter without the ears?

>>81630346
>Para is very happy and sappy she can make girl friends
>Feels like she was never around girls a lot
>It is super cool to be around girls now
Well that makes it worth it at least
Para will be taking a break to eat and has prepared some kind of show to play for the break?
>>81668122
The ears kind of distract from just how cute her face is

>>81630346
>Break will be about 45 minutes
>Para ALMOST says she loves (You)
Now we are watching whatever it is Para set up for her break

>>81668969
>Deleted clips and normal clips
This probably took ages to set up with how many clips have been playing so far

>>81630346
Para is back and a sleeeepy bunny vtuber

>>81630346
Para wants to play more New Vegas and then might play some Timberborn after that. Lethal Company collab is in about 5 hours.

Are we planning anything special for Esilas / Essies / Paras returns?

>>81674888
>Esila's
I mean, my art request/commission has come through and she hasn't seen it yet, so I already have a gift for my beloved Wifey. Someone /here/ has already figured out who I am, so I will just tell her on stream it was from me, not gonna hide it. Still, I'm asking all of you to not name me /here/ again as it's not really nice.

>>81630346
Para broke Fallout and now will be playing Oil Truck Simulator.

>>81676203
I think it would help if you stopped talking about yourself so often

>>81676208
Para speadran breaking Oil Truck Simulator and now will play the silly game about sacing Trumps life.

>>81630346

>>81676271
>so often
not a bad advice, actually.
I'm not going to tone down the Wife hyping, however, considering I can't livepost and chat at the same time. Plus /brg/ is kind of a shithole and they don't deserve her.

>>81630346
real ASMR right now

>>81676976
only needed a hornet

>>81630346
>doing just one CS match real quick to get footage she can then edit into a cool video
>might do loli voice for the russians
>the hornet is still lurking
>her voice is dying

>>81574321
>kotomi snacks
Caught her playing megaman the other which was unusual for her. Wasn't aware she was discussed on this board. Pleasant surprise on both accounts.

>>81677368
i like the southern goat

>>81630346
now we learn why racism is bad okay

>>81630346
>do you guys like it so far
>do you enjoy being with para
>and doing stuff with para?
she's not even drunk just gay

>>81630346
Krum in the chat, she just woke up
Para's replies
>doing good, having fun, feeling comfy

>>81630346
we are back to playing Emily in Vegas

>>81630346
WAKE UP SHAGGERS!!!
It's time to slay in DRESS TO IMPRESS

>>81630346
>do you guys, do men... actually enjoy watching girls doing girly things like playing dress to impress?
>>YES
>>in small quntities
>>yes actually
>>depends
>i agree with "in small quantity" it's like watching an animal playing in a wheel

>okay guys i need to confess we might play DTI with Essie and Eira and other vtubers soon
>sorry i cant keep a secret
>i hope i can be there

>*the hornet returns*
>*girly para noises*

>>81630346
>para tried her best and somehow did worse than someone using a dude model in roblox DTI
this is almost impressive

>>81630346
>no para, no parasite on the podium
KEK

>>81630346
some great para screamies
>the "hornet" was actually a horse fly who dressed to harass
>*Para is fighting it with a slipper, asian mom stance*
>*the battle is very tense, she is locked in, quiet*
>*meanwhile parasites are dressed to impress*
>*a death scream is heard at 15h30m40s *
>*silence*
>*very long silence*
>.... it's dead....
>"THERE'S A SECOND ONE???"
>*panting*
>*mad at parasites winning DTI, looking for pic*
>it's as big as my thumb and there's a second one on my window
>i screamed because i needed courage...
okay that was epic, this DTI game is kinda hype

>>81630346
For once, Para did impress
and earned a THIRD horsefly hornet gnat kaiju

>>81630346
>Essie showed up in chat briefly to cheer on Para

>>81630346
>Para lost to Cirno but parasites as a whole won

>>81630346
Rima and Krum also joining DTI

>>81682344 >>81630346
and naturally this happens

>>81630346
>i had 6 horse flies in my room
>and more are trying to come in by knocking on my window
>>they want the cheese
>>actual maggot house
>maggots dont become horse flies ... i think
>getting ready for lethal collab
>sorry im late i was so scared of being eated by 6 horse flies at the same time...
>you guys are nice for staying with me for so long, i thought people would come and go but you guys are genuinely staying for a long time
>para forgor she hadnt launched the game, does it
and so the collab begins

>>81630346
>18 hours later, they are actually playing the game

>>81630346
>my room was so humid from all the sweat from streaming that the biscuits i bought for today became soggy
imagine the potency of the para waki rn

Noitan is part of a summer relay karaoke
https://youtu.be/Wq1vbO4c550

>>81685185
setlist for this short 30m stream

I have completly lost track of what Para is doing.

>>81686664
making coffee at the moment i think
she was trying to scare some of the girls earlier by making monster noises and hiding

Pillow is falling back asleep as Essie wakes up
https://x.com/pillowdearASMR/status/1817544480557309984

Fuwamu is celebrating 6 months since her debut
https://youtu.be/jTVRBEFaoJc
>we have a lot to celebrate today
>turns off BGM and cracks open a cold one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTVRBEFaoJc
Fuwamu is live !
I dont know what she is doing except for drinking but it surely will be cute.

>>81687636
>groaning whiney eepy Pillow noises

moisi is live
https://www.twitch.tv/itsmoisi

>>81687687
>this is everything we have to celebrate today
>5000 subscribers
>half a year since debut
>being part of a real life event
>being part of a karaoke relay
>thank you for everything, it will be a thank you festival (daikanshasai matsuri)
Fuwamu is celebrating all the things all at once

>>81630346
>Para thinks she can tell the tastes of meat just by looking at the animal and its behaviour
>found a seventh horsefly
>i feel like im being invated
there's probably a bunch of larvae growing in her house somewhere

>>81688381
Do you think its the ones in her trash bin? She said its full of maggots because it hasnt been collected in like 2 weeks.

>>81688478
cheese ?

>>81688532
no the mystery cheese is in the fridge and she is slowly eating it

>>81687687
>the one thing i regret about the live event is i forgot to send a going live tweet
>and i ended up typing one as i was singing sekai ichii kawaii
>which one of you was wearing a yellow shirt and jumping super during the concert?
she nicknamed that guy 3m ojisan but there might have been several ojisans

>>81687687
>i love this picture of the ojisans being decimated by my Fuwa Beam
>i will treasure every picture from the event

>>81688478
unlikely because horsefly larvae are hunters, they eat magots and worms for breakfast
her trashcan having regular housefly maggots is likely but it wouldnt support a bunch of horseflies an they wouldnt escape easily from it, assuming ther is a lid
but... para does live in an old barn so they might be in a piece of rotten wood somewhere

>>81687636
>talky Pillow
>*plap plap noises*
>worries about customs holding back her head shaped mic
>*more plapping*
she seems awake

>>81688935
Isn't Para still at her parents? Early on in the stream she mentioned having the house to herself because her parents are away. She also said something about a horse farm near where she is at now not too long ago.

>>81687687
>we did the math and this ojisan was reaching 3 metres into the air by jumping
>first announcement, i will publish a clip from the vRide even and premiere it on Tuesday
>it's not done yet and their staff is clipping it so i will be watching my own performance for the firs time during the premiere

>>81689046
you are probably right, i was under the impression the upcoming hiatus was moving out of the barn properly after streaming there one last time but her still being at her parents makes more sense
i dont think the proximity of horses would attract horseflies to her, i maintain that eggs were laid at her around her parents place
and if she would dare investigating she'd find a bunch of mean larvae feasting lesser bugs somewhere and she would love observing those i bet

>>81687687
another announcement
>collab with an izakaya place in Tokyo
>supachas you can drink!
a very fuwamu coded cafe collab

>>81687636
Pillow sang a cute song to a roach stuck in a bug trap, part of the lyrics was how she will kill it with bleach soon
was watching her cat play with some asmry toy, now off

>>81687687
>using a silly toy to make goat noises, couldnt find a sheep one and it's close enough
>applied to the izakaya collab because it would be a good opportunity for the ojisan to meet up together and have their own offkai
>you can rent the whole place if you warn them in advance
that's a really cool way to go about it

>>81687636
>reading the listener list
>will wash water bottle and fill it with strawberry milk
>got to talk to Furi for a bit yesterday and then Yuuna
>Essie came later, was happy to see her but she couldn't talk much and had to leave soon
>not really feeling block game today
>might record ASMR today depending on bugs in the background
[...]
>i have stuff i wanna do~
>i wanna clean my water bottle so i can-
>wanna work on my schedule and stuff
>but talking to you makes me sleepy...
>you are making me be not productive... that's very bad!
>*ends the space*
im getting used to these abrupt endings

>>81687636
https://litter.catbox.moe/w0mnrn.opus
fetchv demuxer broke, so have an audacity instead
guess it's time to set up yet another browser, for segregated recording this time

>>81630346
>collab over
>para still doing fine, not forcing herself
para got gay for a little, promised to get gayer at the end of stream

>>81687687
>powerpoint is my passion
>here is one about the new changes to membership plans
>emotes only plan is now 200JPY cheaper
>member streams and discord is 100PY more expensive
>the reason is because how youtube gifts work, they can go to anyone (including kids?) if they cost under 490JPY (<5USD) the old price, and being gifted once grants you access to the discord forever which is not great for the quality of the users there
>i have also noticed that regulars have been sending supas rather than members gift because of this reason
>if you are already in the server, that won't change
>old plans stop on the 25 new plans start on Aug 26 so gifted on my birthday will follow the new plans (no streams/discord from gifted)
>any questions?
this was a very professional and corpo coded presentation on a very tiny change that will affect maybe 3 people at this point

>>81687687
>from doing the concert i now have new ideas for things i want to do in the future, it's still a secret
>your support is going to fund that and other vtuber activities
>it's not going to tobacco or male hosts or other vices
she did not say it's not going to alcohol which she might not consider a vice in the first place

>>81691429
beer is not alcohol
beer is beer

>>81630346
>back from break
>time went by too fast
>planned to play many more games
>only had 3 cups of coffee, one at the start, one in the middle and one now
>worries about parasites getting tired of her gay ass when she plans 5 or 6 streams a week

>>81630346
I can feel the sap starting to build up the karaoke will be good

>>81630346
>say nicer things to to the streamer "oh para you're so cute"
asking for praise is pretty gay ngl

>>81630346
>packed schedule next week
>no sand on there but there might be morning sand gorillas too

>>81630346
>I'm a single mom with 10 kids
>I have huge boobs because of that
She's still bringing up motherhood even a day later

This might be the greatest crime Furi Ferntail has committed so far: sexpesting Miuna
She needs correction, and I think Pillow should enforce it, violently and repeatedly

>>81630346
>Para is shilling virgin boy piss eggs again

>>81630346
>one of the dead horsefly came back to life
>quality screamies

>>81630346
>ESSIE!
>i played your french message at the start of stream, it was so cute
>did you understand what i said in the reply?
>Essie, you're so K-POP stan coded.. it's so funny to me when non asian people are into boba and matcha and kpop
>my little sister is like you... but she's asian
>Essie i love you alot you're sosossoso you're shooooo kyuuut
>you're such a fuuuuunny sheep vtuber

>>Essie gives older sister vibes
>i dont agree
>when you see her alt account on twitter, no she doesnt
>Essie would be my sister in another life, she feels like a baby
where did Para get the idea that Essie is not asian from???

>>81630346
>Karaoke and then BYE!!!
>that's gonna be the title

>>81694731
>spoiler
If Para said she isn't than I don't think Essie is Asian

>>81695020
she might be half pretty sure her mom is asian
she does have curly hair so that's a bit confusing

>>81694892
>i fall in love too fast
i have no idea what para could possibly try to convey with this gay song

>>81694892
>can't take my eyes off of you

>>81578400
makes me wish for a wooly mammoth chuuba now

>>81694892
>fly me to the moon

>>81695190 >>81695451
>what para could possibly try to convey
nothing haha
>it's just a song btw!!
the tsundere ass way she made sure to let us know

>>81630346
>death metal
>also para learned to pronounce panchiko properly since last time she did karaoke
which one of you fuckers has been fixing her funny pronunciation??

>>81630346
>hallelujah

>>81694892
>somewhere over the rainbow

>>81694892
>a few of para's favourite things

>>81694892
>last stream i gave you my heart

>>81697384 GET
>>81697384 BUNNED
>>81697384 SHAGGERS