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A thread for the discussion of the Unchained Shootist herself, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.
>You will never be Mori’s little brother.>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.Why are we even here? Just to suffer?
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER
森りん頑張って !!
reminder
>>8151241C'mon OP, that's not even alliteration (nor are a lot of them these days but at least they're the same letter)
*DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*
No alliteration and no mention of grill master I'm ngmi...
What kind of meat do you think Mori got sent to her? Hopefully some quality A5
every post BELOW this line is considered a ritual post---------------------------------------------------------
>>8151355bat and dog hopefully
I love Mori!!
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I love you Mori!
>>8151355tripas y al pastor con piña
>>8151434based spicbeat
>>8151372This picture is extra cursed, thanks
i really tried, but i cant keep my eyes open long enough to catch the doom stream
>>8151434Al pastor is fucking delicious
>>8151478specially with pineapple
>>8151350>>8151304It's a Callioperson!
>>8151476>he didnt prepared an alarmDumbeat!
Mori Love!
>/vt/ league manager says in two threads on two separate days that he's gonna update the page>he doesn't update the pageWhat did he mean by this
>>8151399>>8151412so what is it!?
>>8151666kekKiara can make some good expressions, huh?
>>8151250I want to knock Mori up and never part with her for a single fucking second until at least our third child is born. I want to watch every waking hour as the pregnancy progresses and her belly gets slightly bigger every day. I don't want a single day to pass without making Mori blush by finding new ways to say how much I love her and our unborn children. I want Mori to get knocked up with twins or triplets so that she'll be just a bit more sedentary and I can pamper her even more. My dream scenario is a late 2nd trimester twin pregnant Mori realizing that her belly is getting so large and intrusive that she should probably just sit down and take it easy until after she gives birth. In that moment I will shower her with kisses until her nipples turn purple because all the blood will be rushing to her blushing cheeks, naturally I'll need to suck on her tits to return the blood pressure to normal levels. I want every cubic inch of air I breathe to be permeated by Mori's pregnancy pheromones, the chair she farts into every day will become a shrine if I need to buy and train the slaves to worship it myself. Every fucking day I will wake up to make Mori breakfast in bed, and every day I'll take too long so that she gets sick of waiting and waddles over the kitchen, half awake and one quarter dressed, hungry enough to start trying to eat my ass. Mori will experience a form of love so intense that new words will need to be created to describe exactly how loved she will be, just hearing those new words would be enough to bring back memories and make her cum even when she's screaming her lungs out while giving birth. I'll become a fucking Gaia practitioner to channel my chakra's into Mori every damn day until the negative ions in my salt lamps run out. She will have mystic powers from beyond human comprehension thrust upon her to make every aspect of her life more enjoyable.She will smell nicer, be more fertile, have a heightened sense of taste depending on how much love the food is prepared with, and I will always prepare it with maximum love power. When Mori sits her bare 8 month pregnant butt down on my lap to eat pumpkin pie and watch shitty movies she will cum and I won't even be erect. The sheer amount of love I've put into that pie will transfer into her tastebuds and make her orgasm on the spot, quivering so hard that the babies will take notice and begin kicking, which will remind her of how they're a product of our love and it'll make her cum even more. I'll take every piece of clothing Mori grows out of over the course of her pregnancies and preserve the lingerie, but the shirts and pants and skirts and hats will all be soaked in purified water and put on commercial cold air evaporation plates so that I can have essence of pregnant Mori's secretions mixed with mineral oil and glycol to have my aromatherapy diffusion sticks give me the scent of a 9 month pregnant mori even when she's only 2 months along. If you walked into our house you would immediately assume that Mori was 9 months pregnant from the smell alone, of course she might be, there's a 1/10 chance that that assumption is correct at any given moment. Even she will get confused. After a night of epic rough sex (during which mori will repeatedly orgasm) she'll wake up in a daze and think she's 9 months pregnant from the smell, but upon realizing that she isn't she'll obviously be a bit bummed out and rape me where I lay, as she feels like it's just the natural order that she should be pregnant with my children. Mori will become addicted to motherhood and getting pampered while pregnant and the scent of her own sweat to such an extent that it'll creep even me out.I can't accurately express just how much I want to be Mori's little brother.
>>8151733Yeah. https://streamable.com/f8y0oh
Never leave Suisei and Mori unsupervised in a soundproof recording room.
>>8151718this
>>8151250>>8151775I hate you
>>8151783suisei isnt a sex demon, everything will be fine, unless you mean post getcha suisei
>>8151783Mori's human body's invincible isn't it? Sure Suisei might scratch her up a bit trying to get at her heart but there won't be any lasting damage.
>>8151886>suisei isnt a sex demon
>>8151809>Mori slicing doner kebab with her scytheWould be super funny and also on-brand.
>>8151926I actually don't know. I assume it's not. I wonder if she could possess other bodies?
>>8151934Yes, i said suisei isnt a sex demon, now stop this slander at once, she is a pure and honest idol
Mori is pretty nice
I wish there was another holo or milky to join the BBQ with. Would like to gauge how good she is grilling meat
>>8151934>>8152040I'm still super turned on by the idea of Suisei's internal succubus awakening after multiple collabs with Mori due to her demonic/underworldean influence. Suisei feeling the heat in her body overtaking her and pinning Mori to a wall, scared of the feelings of lust building inside her, but also hot for the idol that inspires her. God.... I want to have sex with Suisei...
>>8152168Glad you see you're still kicking, corruptionbeat
>>8151666MANAGE HATE
>>8152055>yfw Milky's there.
>>8152055if you look at where she's from, you know for a fact that she can grill tasty meat
>>8152245I mean yeah probably, but it's more fun to hear someone say UMAI if you catch my drift
Why does Mori never tweet about her stream starting
>>8151304Shootist isn't even a real word...
>>8152296Why does she need glasses if she's deaf
>>8152296Not needed. If you didn't receive the invitation, you don't deserve to come to the stream.
>mori didnt posted the invitations on twitterBUT SHE PROMISEEEEEEEEEEED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MORIPROMISE.TXT!!!!
>>8152362>he didn't receive his invitation
>>8152296https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1428203547053625345SHE IS
>>8152296The timing
>>8152296https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1428203547053625345
>>8152035Apparently she claimed that her skin can't be pierced and her body's indestructible, in response to being asked if her shoulder spikes ever impaled her.And I imagine she could, if she was able to slip into her current one no reason she couldn't walk around in other empty bodies.
>>8152296She saw your post, dude.https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1428203547053625345
>>8152296Good job reminder her anonhttps://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1428203547053625345?s=20
>>8152319>Shootist isn't even a real word...You need to brush up on your English lessons.
Hey did someone post https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1428203547053625345 Yet?
>>8151372MORI LOVE! Fishy snacks love!
>>8152456She does get sick or sleepy though.
>>8151355I could really go for some texmex or some shit like that right now
I know some of you richbeats are here.Can someone SC her about dark souls 3 permissions?NijiEN has permissions so I’m assuming its obtainable now for the holos as well
>>8152637Didn't those come and go under mysterious circumstances already?
>>8152456I just assumed her body was a bit tougher than average due to being made specifically for her, she did cut herself on the wine opener before.
>>8152481I did check but it's such an old word I didn't count it.
>>8152342>/ksg/ is almost at 4k threadsDo you think Mori or any other Holomems have played Katawa Shoujo? Which route do you think she picked?
How long have we waited for this stream to happen?
>>8152481>InformalAnon you're not helping your case.
>>8152668Can always count on them breaking kayfabe somewhere. I've just been imagining that even if the body won't break she'll still feel it. Like she might get knocked out if someone hits her over the head with a bat but there won't be any real damage.
>>8152319>he doesn't knowNativechama...
>>815276810-11 months
>>8152788I suppose you could also go with the theory that she does get damaged, but regenerates super quickly.
>>8152761She probably went for pink-drills
>>8152768Like nine fucking months
>>8152296APOLOGIZE!
I wonder how much rust she managed shake off her gameplay before this stream
>>8152761the one with no arms
GUH!
>>8152858>WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DID I HAVE SEX WITH HER??? IT JUST SAID COMFORT!!!
IT'S TIME
The megaphone filter would be perfect if she had a marine helmet asset
Mori you dork you still have your radio filter on
>>8152955Context was pretty clear, I never got how people were confused.
>>8152955I went to /vt/ to talk about Mori, not to open up old wounds and trauma
RIP AND TEAR !
electro swing mori..
>Drinking before doing IRL camera grilling on a jerry-rigged camera rigGod she has some really bad decision making
Did Mori leave the filter on on purpose? She had to have seen the chat telling her right?
What IS it with Mori and shotguns?
>>8153153I know, I love her.
>>8153217shotguns are cool as fuck
I've not been making many Mori streams lately. But whenever I do, she seems to read my comments a lot more often than she used to. Does...does she know? Does she keep track of people?
>>8153179Seconding lol, it kinda makes her hard to hear with music blaring
>>8151776>>8151733you guys gave me an ideaalso DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>8153217shes southern its the premier southern gun
>>8152040That's right she isn't a demon at all, probably closer to original Doomguy. Just a regular idol in a den of monsters, demons, and gods who all fear her because she can kill then through sheer RIP N' TEAR.
>>8153217>mori will never kill you with a shotgun while you're being sad and sulking
Why the audio is shitty?
>>8152665Yeah, but its been months and i'm hoping they can get it back now if someone checks.
>>8153236Actually she does to some extent if you can make it into her long term memory.
>>8153153She fucking perfect
>>8153242I've seen so much OC made out of that screenshot. Feels nice.
reaper commits mass depopulation of hell without realizing what she's doing
>>8153295Because she forgot to turn off the shitty filter and doesn't pay attention to chat
>>8153044Yeah but this is Mori we're talking about, that would totally happen to her.>Your Boy isn't good at romance.
I'm already immensely enjoying this, mic filter aside
where are the hands? Did she expect people coming to see Doom?
>>8152940>Mori smoking weed with Rin
>>8153434Get edged faggot
>>8151809Mori is a Lebanese reaper?
MORIRIN YOU DORK
>>8153239>>8153179She just turned it off.My head canon was that she was in a Doom marine helmet.
>It wasn't intentional Jesus Mori I fucking LOVE you so much
>It wasn't intentional
I honestly thought she left the filter on purpose. I love this reaper!
>Forgot to turn of mic filter>Asks what full auto meansShe might have had a few drinks before this...
>>8153559I-It's 1PM...
>>8153559She has to avoid the heart palpitations somehow
Boy am I ready for another 12 hour stream where she bangs her head against the wall while eating
>>8153559I like the mic filter.
Is this what J-Chad's commute is like?
Was she this panicky during the first doom streams? I legitimately forgot
>>8153627What, does it take 13 for you to get an essay out?
>YEEEEESSSS RUAHHHThis stream is a goldmine for Mori noises already
We're gonna get some great soundposts from this stream
god she's going apeshit i love this
>mori screaming in confusion even though she's winningI'd like to imagine this is actually what sex with Mori would be like
>>8153752>>8153754I just want another lewd edit
She's not doing too bad considering she's not an FPS person and it's been a couple months.
>>8153621Yesss. Dumb bitch juice is not what she drinks it's her blood. And that's so cute.
>>8153778THEY DON'T STOP CUMMING AND THEY DON'T STOP CUMMING
Not that I'm not down for Mori swearing into my ear for a spell but I have work in the morning and man it would've been nice to have that bbq first
Guys I'm not concerning but is Calli an alcoholic? It's 1PM
>>8153889yes, she is dependent on alcohol
>>8153749Yeah, but now she's better at planning and keeping her cool, which makes the panic seem bigger by comparison
>>8153889Grow up faggot
How long will she play until we get to the bbq?
>>8153979t.alcoholic queer
>>8153889Yes she is an alcoholic beverage. If you drink her you will turn into a dumb bitch too
>>8153591I can't wait to be a codependent alcoholic couple with mori
>>8154034t.underage retard
Bros, I really like our boy.
>>8154023I'm guessing when she gets hungry maybe in 2-3 hours?
>>8154073are you gay?
>>8154072>>8154034A true sign of maturity is learning when to stop.
>standing stillMori . . . .Mori's excitement and glee at ridiculous weapons is pretty cute though
>>8154089yes
>>8153627I hope not. Can she please just drag this game out for a bit? These long stream in the middle of the night, my time, are fucking killing me. I miss being a deadbeat in all senses of the word,
>>8154072Cope bottle sucker.
she's doing fine for a console player.
>Jenma: hovering over a sober Kiara carefully making cookies making sure nothing bad happens>J-Chad: lets Mori get drunk before streaming IRL camera by herself
>>8153749She was worse because now she keeps moving and attacking. Before she was trying tp contain it and then she was freezing up
Is she drinking whiskey?
>Cannot risk it for a biscuit
>thinking Mori has to be drunk to be this retarded at technologyDYRBI
>>8154306Yes, it's the only thing that makes her feel anything anymore (her own words)
>>8154306Yep, potential of Mori being wasted by the time we get to the grilling.
>>8154354Oh no, she definitely not drunk right now but her taking a big swig after every death will make this real bad real quick
the first yab
>SHUT UP quit telling me irrelevant shit Oh she's going off today
>>8154426Holy shit she's actually drinking after every death
Getting a place she can soundproof was the best possible decision she could make, huh
(late) Pizza Time
>>8154701she can host orgies without worry
>>8154746Yeah, with all me
>>8154701You have no idea. It was cute looking at her covering her mouth to hold in her moans but I wouldn't go since her being loud as fuck is really gratifying
I think pinkies are faggots
>One of you at a time, I'm begging you
>>8154746>One of you at a time, thank you!
>>8154746this post aged like milk
ps4 is the worst possible way to play Doom to be fair to her
>>8154844>>8154869>I missed thisGod how does Doom make Mori so fucking sexual? Is it because of the demons?
If only she knew how to scope+RL
>>8154191Im starting to think that j-chan might not be in mori's apartment for the BBQ...
>>8154364Didn't she say she doesn't actually drink heavily outside of stream.s
did she really mention it was whiskey? I think I missed it.
>>8155068same, or a pinpon will happen sometime in the stream so that Jchad can come in and the barbeque will start
So who is John and why is he the demons
>>8155108She drinking Whiskey Highballs,
>>8155148i see, well she's also said she also drinks a lot of water in between when she was doing the spirytus batsu game in her old streams
>>8155186The alcoholism is a joke anon, don't worry too much about it.
I don't play Doom, is she doing well or is she a complete noob?
Did she mention how long she's planning to play for?
>>8155234She's doing about as well as you can on a PS4
>>8155234the second one, but for someone that is not very familiar with FPS and possibly playing the worst version of eternal (PS4) she's doing alright
>>8155234Mori unironically sucks at FPSs. Like, the average kid on Xbox Live is better than her. Still fun to watch her improve though.
She still doesn't understand a lick of how this game works and what it wants from her. I want her to get to the Doom Hunter for absolute despair. It's good though, I was worried we really switched timelines.
>>8155296At least she's not playing on switch
My goodness, she did it in under an hour. We may yet see Mori fight the Hunter.
>>8155310To which timeline?
>grim reaper has heart attack live on stream
I want to inject her with adrenaline
>>8155450I want to inject her with love and support
It's funny how shit she is at 1st person platformers when she legit good at 3rd person
>>8155483Based.
>>8155483I want to inject her with my semen
>>8154939>>8155280Doesn't she do a lot of her own producing and editing?Her PC should be able to handle DOOM, right?
>>8155483Too based
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1428216818330595339
ITS FUCKING GO TIME
Mori...
Close
>>8155516it's not about if she can run it, it's about how she grew up playing games in a console and the controller is her go to for video games for much of her time.
It's too bad that Mori has internalized the rrat that she's "bad at videogames" when it's pretty normal for people to only be good at certain kinds and not great at every kind of vidya
>>8155679Doesn't help that most of the games she loves are barred behind permissions hell for eternity.
>>8155516>>8155666This, and she also said a keyboard and mouse precision would be lost on her since she doesn't play fps at all
>"Sorry, I didn't mean to be so rude" to a cacodemonGod that's so cute
>i see you cummingyeah and?
JWU. God she's fucking awful at doom.
>>8155723She has low self-esteem
>>8155234Honestly? Absolutely terrible. She doesn't remember any mechanics the game taught her. The biggest difference between Eternal and 2016 is that Eternal wants you to play it in a very specific way and will punish you if you don't do things in that way. In particular, this means using monster weakpoints heavily and using the loop of burn - glorykill - chainsaw. In addition to that, she sucks at both aiming and moving and has Polygon journalist-tier disability when it comes to moving and shooting at the same time.
I want to hug Mori so bad
>>8155753Go back to sleep forever
>>8155776I know you mean the best and it's clear you enjoy the game but man I really want to tell you to suck my dick
>>8155814I wish, anon, I wish...
>>8155776Being sweaty about a single player game is cringe anon
>>8155776Here comes the autist
Watching Mori play doom is like watching my 5 year old cousin play Mario for the first time. The gameplay is horrible, but it's just so cute watching her try and improve.
>accidentally takes advantages of i-frames to avoid getting burned>has no clue what she even didMan this is pretty funny to watch
>>8155886hey, the dude asked how she's doing in the game. nothing wrong to tell it how it is. she's having fun and that's all that matters
what's up with the audio?
What would a Mori OnlyFans be like?
>>8155964Ame's settings...
>>8155964it's probably the PS4
>>8155666>>8155724Oh lawd. Bad decision.
>>8155776She got so excited about the microwave beam and hasn't used it to kill a single demon.
>>8155870Mori being sweaty about them is hot though.
>>8156033I wouldn't mind a sweaty Mori
Doom hunter double penetration will filter her, she'll end the stream there.
>>8155975>FB
>>8156033But anon isnt a cute autistic dork
>>8155975moririn trying to be sexy while stripping, but accidentally knocking over her drink or banging her elbows against the walls like a big dummy
>>8156002microwave beam sucks dick and I wish it wasn't required to kill souls
>>8156054I don't know about that, I spent hours getting through the first Doom Hunter, then it clicked and I did the twins on my first try.
>>8155851>>8155870>>8155886A Question was asked and a question was answered. He didn't even imply this was a good thing, in fact he did the opposite.Eternal is bad because it has an obsession with singular solutions.This was acknowledged in the answer. No need to be salty at him.
>>8156089Counterpoint: Your Boy has been an Anon.
>>8155870It's not being sweaty, it's learning basic mechanics. Is being able to use WASD sweaty? Also same mentality can be applied to online games. Why do you care about other people experience? It's your game after all.>>8155851I'm supportive of her all the time. It's just eternal brings everything bad about her playing style and skills in games to the point it hurts because the game explained to her how to play it in very simple English and it keeps reminding her every time she dies.
>>8156132I know, not salty. I just had to resist the urge to bully him for being an autist about it
>Are you sureGod the way she almost whispered that has me ghosting
>>8156133counter counterpoint: Our boi at least got confirmed to be a cute dorky autistic femanon
>>8156119It's funish in the earlier parts of the game to murk sneks but yeah it's probably the worst mod in the game.
I just came in, how's she doing the BBQ part?
>>8156188>I know, not salty. I just had to resist the urge to bully him for being an autist about itBe kind to your fellow deadbeats.
>>8156327I think she's waiting for jchad to get there
>>8156327She's going to be naked except for an apron and long gloves.
>>8156367fuck deadbeats
>>8156367Why? Deadbeats fucking suck
>>8156327All we know is from that one image she accidentally tweeted earlier
>>8156367deadbeats are niggers.t. deadbeat
>>8156367>says this when a deadbeat tried to kill his oshit.revenant
Mori's about to get serious
>>8156188Imagine if Moririn was playing Pokemon, and after spending hours banging her head against Brock, she finally finds out that you should use Grass or Water moves on Rock Type Pokemon, instead of Normal moves. And then, after a well-earned moment of triumph, she immediately goes back to using Tackle or Scratch on every fucking Geodude in Mount Moon, doing exactly 1 damage every single time, all while her Pokémon still knows a Water or Grass Type move.That's what this stream is, and I love her for it.
>>8156404Wait what was that?
highball refill...
>>8156132>>8156367You're right I'm just overprotective of my boy
>>8156421Hold up what the fuck happened?
>>8156436She tweeted the camera setup I'm pretty sure. Either that or she accidentally switched to the scene in OBS. Its been a long day
>>8156436the time when she posted a picture of her face and said "Hello world, it's me, Beelzebub Blackjack."
>>8156376if j-chads gonna be there, do you think she's eat some meat and drink with our boy?
>>8156434shes not hat retarded christ
>>8155723She really should try DMC at the very least, maybe it won't be her favorite franchise, but I'm sure she'll like them, specially the first one for her tastes
>>8156496you ever saw the revenants? they are basically deadbeats but loud as fuck and spam projectiles like a fucking cunt
>>8156528>shes not hat retarded>hat retardedAre you sure?
>>8156404>>8156376Oh so no food has been made yet?Alright.>>8156383I assume she streams in a loose shirt and nopan by default, at least since the coof hit.Not tthat that is too interesting to me, I am here for Mori not Susie McGovern Japaneseteacher
>another kronii reference a while ago.The voices in my head are getting stronger.
>>8156528>is fully aware that you can instantly disable to Archnotron's turret with a sticky bomb>decides to slowly whittle away at it with the machine gunYes, she absolutely is this retarded.
this guy will fuck your oshi
>>8156496Revenants are skeletons with rocket launches. So, they're deadbeats. And you should envy that one revenant that got possessed by Your Boy to grab the super shotgun and later got executed by her.
>>8156528What an amazing typo
Well.This gameplay sure as fuck proves one thing.Mori really is a woman rather than a guy with a voice changer.Sweet looooord.
>>8156599Elaborate
>>8156633where'd you get that photo of me?
>>8156646>people still thinking that mori is a man with voice changer after 10 monthsdo people realky?
In her defense, the platforming bullshit in doom eternal was exactly that, absolute bullshit
Do you think Mori doesn't like hiking because she would get lost?
>>8156637>>8156545Oh Jesus I didn't even read the second part I thought some soeeg broke into her house or something
>>8156696Filtered, jump puzzles have always been and always will be kino.
>>8156683Was that a rrat that was actually believed? Because I was neither aware nor do I believe it. It was a bog-standard "holy fuck foids have a tendency to suck at games"-post.I think I became *more* misogynist after getting laid.
>1HPRetardkino
>>8156724Sperg, fuck I'm tired
>>8156730Second spoiler is wholly unsurprising.
>>8156587>I am here for MoriSame. I give not a single shit about doxxshit, but I still want to fuck her.
>>8156727Yeah if they're decently made, nothing in doom eternal was decent desu, the platforming was just so boring and tedious.
>>8156724i think you need to do your reading comprehension reps deadbeat
>>8156730>>8156772What, why? How's that work?
>>8156599Explain the voices to me
>>8156814>women are only good for sex>and sex isn't even that great
>>8156648She just referenced her first tweet.
>>8156814Once you fuck, you realize that women and man are actually pretty different
>>8156814Do you know how painful a venomous snake bite is *before* you've ever been bittin?
MY BOY THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
>>8156528Yes she is doing exactly that. Eternal tells you how to kill each mob and teaches you the loop of burn - glorykill - chainsaw but she remembers only Cacodemon. Probably because it's the cutest and most funny.
If you ever feel like you're living a pointless life remember that the Demons in Doom all somehow think they have a chance against Doomguy.Like this skeleton legit thought "Yep. I can take him".
>>8156434Based
Sex is overrated. Must prefer passionate kissing and embracing.
>>8156937Agreed.As a Bibeat I gotta say men are infinitely worse at A and unspeakably better at B.
>>8156937intimacy is almost always preferred to pleasure
>>8156937Based
>>8156931If TAG2 is anything to go by, I think it's a Lanius situation. They're more afraid of the commander behind them than the enemy in front of them.>>8156935The fact her roommate bought SwSh is far more egregious than anything she could ever do as a Holo.
>>8156937Mori is overrated
>>8156937Anon is overrated
I'm sick and slept in too much after buying Idol manager...How has the stream been so far?
Mori not noticing two Cacodemons tailing her for like 20 seconds was pretty hilarious.
Mori is learning!
>That whimper
>>8157041I've quit Pokemon multiple times myself but always get dragged back by a little bit of lingering nostalgia. In fact here I am eyeing up Legends Arceus despite SwSh being disappointing. This wouldn't be as much of a problem if Bamco made Digimon games more often for me.
Ogey!
>>8157159rrat!
>>8156937Por que no los dos?>>8156980>better at embracingThe heck does that even mean. How can you be bad at holding your arms around someone, unless you don't have 'em?
I wish Mori would give an eta on the bbq part she could start in 30 minutes or 4 hours…if it’s the latter I wanna do some sleep reps.
>>8156814>What, why? How's that work?There's just. Like. Not a lot to them, and you start to realize that them having power makes everyone miserable.The people that have good relationships with women including my father with my mother and my brother with his GF treat it as a sort of uh. Like they're sentient pets. Love comes from your brothers. A woman loves the way you handle her. She doesn't love "you", whatever that means. Pursue friends not girls.>>8156772>Second spoiler is wholly unsurprising.Haaah. I wish I could've been a normie. But even now it just. Y'know. Doesn't work.That's why I don't get wanting to fuck a vtuber. It's like. "Dude why make more trouble for yourself? You're already getting the prime cuts of this person's personality.".
>>8156528She hasn’t used her secondary fire on the plasma rifle a single time, despite it helping her out in several places, and I don’t think I saw her use the super shotgun at all during this stream. I’ll give her some benefit of the doubt, though, cause it has been a very long time since she’s played.
>I feel cuuuhrazyyy playing this gameCrazy Beachy, perhaps?
>My eyes have been wide open the whole timeI wish I could say the same. I'm ngmi...
Why is Mori playing Doom again? Isn't this the very first game she played after debut? Is this like an anniversary throwback?
LET'S GOOOO
How many tries do you think this boss will take?
>>8157260moripromise.txt lives rent free inside her head
>>8157276until her graduation
Taking bets now on how many hours it takes her to kill the first Hunter.>>8157146I just do a Crystal or Emerald or Platinum Nuzlocke whenever I need to scratch my pogeymanz itch. Mori has somewhat sold me on Snap though, so I may pick that up in the near future.>>8157206There's an old screencap from /b/ where an irl oldfag says "get you a woman who needs you more than you need her" and I hate how absolutely on point he was.
>>8157172>How can you be bad at holding your arms around someone, unless you don't have 'em?There is a way to hold someone that is incredibly accepting and supportive and welcoming that simply wraping your hand around someone doesn't accomplish.
God I hate that she's so obsessed with PlayStation
>>8157276No chance she beats the double Hunters tonight, but she may beat the lone Hunter in 2-3 hours.
>that BGMoh shit NOW I'm feeling it.
>>8157306>There's an old screencap from /b/ where an irl oldfag says "get you a woman who needs you more than you need her" and I hate how absolutely on point he was.You hating that is part of the problem.It used to be accepted wisdom.Also, needing any woman is the wrong approach.Like he's right but it's still the wrong angle.
>>8156931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC375rujZhsIts literally this nigga's skit
>>8157334I just remembered that the official xbox twitter account commented on her doom announcement with dad shit but she plays her games mostly on the PS4
Is Doom Hunter really that difficult?
>>8157276>How many tries do you think this boss will take?At least nine.
>>8157390just another cuckbeat
>>8156937Sex is overrated until you're in a sexless relationship. Then you realize just how much a single thing can cause so many issues.>>8156980I'm surprised you're say that
>rocket up close leaves you 1HPThat's jsut game having mercy, isn't it. It's the second time I notice this happening.
Fuck I didn't realize This was on now, did i miss the grilling
>>8157472No, the grilling is after she finishes playing
>>8157472No grills yet
>>8157437>Sex is overrated until you're in a sexless relationship. Then you realize just how much a single thing can cause so many issues.True but wrong angle. A sexless relationship isn't a relationship.>>8157472>Fuck I didn't realize This was on now, did i miss the grillingNope. We don't even know the logistics of it yet.
nope, my guess is the bbq will be 1-2hrs from now
>>8157493Oh good. Time zone reps are hard.
Yeah, this fight is going about as well and I expected.>>8157452She has a rune that saves her from certain death. Once every 2 munutes or so.
>>8156995If you're doing sex right, it is intimacy though. There are chemicals that are only released during sex that are supposed to strengthen your connection to someone else
>>8157234She actually did a few times. But I think it was just her clicking all buttons in panic since she doesn't seem to do it on purpose
>>8157452That was the second chance rune she got activating. Could tell since slowdown happened. She totally killed herself there.
>>8157452That was her burning her get out of jail free rune.
>>8157452if you take in mind that the cyberdemon in old games could kill you with a single rocket then yes
Unpopular opinion doom 2016 has better gameplay.
>>8157502>True but wrong angle. A sexless relationship isn't a relationship.Why'd you have you hurt me like this deadbeat.
>>8157512Not denying that, but sex without intimacy is pretty hollow
>>8157509>>8157519>>8157521Naruhodo. Sorry, it's been a minute since the last stream.
>>8157385I don't hate it because I wish to see women as equal. I hate it because it runs completely contrary to everything everyone tells you about women from the moment you become capable of understanding human speech. It doesn't matter how many young men get their hearts broken, or older men lose their house and car and kids, American society will keep pretending that women are a cognitive 1:1 with men. Only autistic people and gigachads can ever break that conditioning.>>8157415He kicked my ass for about 30 minutes on Ultra Violence, but only because I thought you actually did have to down his shields before you can do damage. Once you find out that you can just focus fire the sled, he becomes the second easiest Super Heavy.
Forced difficulty is a meme, but holy shit do I HATE HATE *HATE* the meme where the screen gets all fucked on low HP in a lot Doom/Unreal Tournament inspired games.Fuck this death spiral shit.
So, you see women as these predatory creatures, yet you want them more than anything in life. Curious!
She plays doom like monster hunter lmao.
>>8157415No. The sequence is: run up to it, blast fully charged Plasma mod she has on into its face to break the shield, superpunch it to break its sled, use the missile lock to kill it once it's in the air. I don't remember if this one has more HP than ones you meet later on so you might need to repeat first two steps a couple times.
AHAHAHAHAH, HOLY SHIT THIS DUMBASS
man. mori played bloodstained relatively calm but this game really puts her on the edge literally on a few minutes in
Mori > Men >>>>>>>> Women
Why'd y'all turn a comfy Mori thread into /pol/ manifestos on women
>>8157646it's a /r9k/ raid please understand
STOP USING THE FUCKING ROCKET MORI
>>8157543I found it easier to get into, but I enjoyed Eternal more after I really got a handle on things
>>8157646blame my monkey brain and dna
>>8157545>Why'd you have you hurt me like this deadbeat.I am simply here to free your mind.That pain you're feeling is the sensation of blood rushing back into your body after throwing off its constraitns.
Oh God she's so fucking stupid the game TOLD HER to use the plasma rifle on it and she only just now figured it out I need to impregnate this dumb bitch with a dozen children
is she fighting this boss wrong?
>>8157753>she only just now figured it outNah, pretty sure her strategy was to save ammo for it.
>>8157646You seem lost.>>8157764>is she fighting this boss wrong?She isn't really fighting the boss at all.
>>8157730No the pain I'm feeling is regrets and a reminder of what was wrong with a relationship that lasted far too long
>>8157753going for straight for the sled > plasma rifling the shield
>>8157681>y'allYou have to go back.
>>8157796But she didn't do either of these things.
>>8157653Iceborne and Eternal are the only vidya I've thoroughly enjoyed over the last five or so years.>>8157646>>8157677>>8157681Are you faggots actually surprised that the fucking Vtuber board of all places is full of people who have grievances with women?
>>8157646Bro I just want to be happy. The last time I was consistently happy because of a woman I knew was years ago and that was a tranny.
>>8157794Regrets are only useful 15 minutes after the fact. Beyond that it's just masochism.Unless you murdered or raped someone.I hope you find your peace.
She figured it out! The information the help tip gave her 5 minutes ago! I'm sorry but this is too hilarious, your boy short term memory is something else
>>8157779sasuguh reaper
>>8157851gomenesorry 77 dubs anon I didn't mean to tag you.
Does she how any awareness when it comes to health in games or is she actually that stupid?
>>8157869all those goldfish crackers are turning her into a goldfish
>>8157796I had no idea you were supposed to have a strategy for this fight. I just shot him and hoped he died. Only took 2 or 3 tries
>>8157851>Are you faggots actually surprised that the fucking Vtuber board of all places is full of people who have grievances with women?It's Vshithow trannies feeling like they have to go into random threads and preach.You can tell by the way they type.
>>8157916figuring out how to take him out quickly and efficiently is super important when he becomes a regular enemy, especially in nightmare mode slayer gates
>>8157779>You seem lost.Is it really me, or is it all the people who seem to look down on women in a thread dedicated to worshipping one? Not saying their reasoning is invalid, mind you, it's just kinda weird to see it here of all places.
>>8157815To where, the south? Is y'all a dank new buzzword I missed?
I’m having so much fun just watching Mori’s face as she plays this. God tier eyetracking.
>>8157869god I fucking love this girl
Watching Mori gave me hope in real women again.
>>8157573>I hate it because it runs completely contrary to everything everyone tells you about women from the moment you become capable of understanding human speech. It doesn't matter how many young men get their hearts broken, or older men lose their house and car and kids, American society will keep pretending that women are a cognitive 1:1 with men. Only autistic people and gigachads can ever break that conditioning.Yeah, that's indeed a tragedy. Literally millions of men are being conditioned to become people that women will be disgusted by, and rightfully so.
>>8157543Some of the lategame combat puzzles are better, and I also think 2016 has better looking Mars levels, but holy fuck is it hard to go back to after Eternal spoils you with dashing and monkey bars and weakpoint PINGs.
doesn't this boss become a regular enemy later?
>>8157967Dumblr likes "y'all" because it's folksy.>>8157980she's a chuuba she's not real women
>>8157980>againTsk tsk tsk. I regained hope back in september and never lost it since. Life has been great ever since.
Mori please run away from the bullets
Gundam you fucking casual
>>8158051You sound like those pansies who say Pepe is racist. Fuck off. It's just a word
>>8158034she has to fight a pair immediately after killing this one lmao.
>>8157967>To where, the south?Reddit, if you're not already in the South.> Is y'all a dank new buzzword I missed?Yes, actually.It's "cottagecore", i.e retard hipster as fuck.
>>8157509>>8157519>>8157521Since we're talking mechanics, doesn't she have a couple perk points or whatever to spend? Could be helpful, maybe.
>>8157967They hate that word for whatever reason, you should follow the buzzword 4chan people use or else your retarded
>>8157878>sasuguh reaperOh wait fuck I didn't reply to this.But yeah it really... oh she is finally getting it.
>>8158093>>8158087
>>8158087There's no need to be rude to me. I am only explaining why the other anon would tell you to go back.
>>8158034Yes.>>8158095+2 extra shotgun shells or +15 health/armor is negligible.
>>8158093Whatever you say, bud. I picked it up from music desu. Sounds like you're the one who needs to go back since you know what's going on over there.
>>8158093The word can't kill you retardchama. Calm down and take your meds
>>8158095She's actually too stupid to read the screen when it say in big letter "PERK AVAILABLE". I think she might be actually retarded
>>8158157I sometimes use words like "ya'll" or call her "Calli" just to trigger people like him
>or else I'm going to keep getting Pomu'dWhat did she mean by this
Lol, she enabled game journo mode. And she still almost died.>>8157543No way in hell. 2016 really fails the whole rip and tear thing. It does not reward in fact being extremely aggressive and doesn't push you to be. Camping in a corner with Gauss is quite literally the best strategy. Eternal might limit your options by punishing deviations from its intended playstyle, but the combat feels so much more satisfying with health jumping 1-150 all the time, everything burning and exploding around you while you switch between several weapons within couple seconds to make use of monster weaknesses.
>>8158209Basedt.idontmindthedadjokebeat
>>8158209Wait Calli is verboten too? Why?
Poor mori. She is so bad at fps.
>>8158260Calli herself doesn't mind. Remember she came back from vacation with Milk
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1428239052961058827
>"I'm stuck!" as she slowly walk into the boss over and over
>>8158209Same. I mostly just use it on global and watch people make a big deal out of it>>8158265Yes. They feel empowered because only /morig/ (and a few people) call her mori and when you call her Calli, you're not part of /morig/ anymore because it indicates you're from discord or reddit
>>8158311I kinda wish that fps training arc with Ame in Halo: Reach didn't get stuck in permissions hell, but watching her struggle with this is still fun
>>8158364She still does these auto-tweets even after getting fucked by them over and over
>>8158379>>8158265Huh never heard that.Personally I am vaguely annoyed by it mostly because it can be confusing because an indie EN I watch also is named Calli(e).
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND YT is fucking up.
>"I have to stop a post!"Too bad.
>I have to stop a postCalli....
wait a minute, mori didn't promise to beat the game did she she?
>>8158427speak of the devil
>thought i'd be done by nownever change you dumb chuuni
She is an absolute mess today...
this dumb bitch
>>8158265Not really, it's just a joke. And I don't use it for personal reasons.It used to be a good litmus test for newbeats/normalfags for a little while though – right until some oldbeats decided to out-contrarian their peers and start using it anyway.
Why not just call her whatever you feel like in the moment? Calli, Mori, my dog, my boy, dumb faglord... it's all good.Dadshit can go to hell though. I'd sooner call her a talentless corpo sellout.
surely she barbeques after this boss fight?
>>8158340Remember that the joke is still peak retardation and faggotry
She really thought she'd finish this in 2 Hours?? Oh god...
>>8158526onegai
oh god please talk about the stream at least. She's streaming right now
Mori... No...Please tell me she didn't want to beat the whole game first.
She might actually pull this off, holy fuck. And she didn't notice but super armor got disabled, she's playing "fair" now.>>8158387Ame is just as bad at the whole "read what the game directly tells you". First 3 hours of her playing 2016 is just the game slowly beating her into submission and forcing her to use the game's mechanics.
>>8158528>My 4chan buddies will think I'm cringe and not based if I like a joke the girl herself likes because it's popular
>>8157868Regrets are useful introspection but I'll never find peace since regrets are all I have.
>>8158561>>8158539>>8158501>>8158497I really hope she meant to go to some intermediary stage.
>>8158441People actually get mad when you call her Calli months ago lmao, thought they were just joking but i think it's all good now
>Playing it a soulsborne gameKEK truly a Sony fan.
>Still not using plasma rifle like the game has instructedMoririn...
how many hours until she beats this boss?
>>8158596>Mori likes the jokeNow you're really just being retarded. She tolerates it, because retards can't stop forcing and spamming it. She just doesn't care.
>>8158672I reckon she'll beat it within the next hour
>>8158672Less than one.
>>8158584Agreed, but Mori learns the more she does something and having a friend to go through FPS games with would make it more likely that she'd play them as long as its not APEX please
>>8158696If Kiara can speak up about bottom left Mori can about the dad thing if it bothers her. She leans into it
>>8158723Mori WILL play apex and she WILL rike it!
I think she's actually incapable of moving both thumbsticks simultaneously, hence why she's so bad at aiming
>>8157966Let me help you here Anon. An individual is special, unique. They are judged on all of their individual circumstances. Groups are a mixture of data and impressions. They're judged by the commonalities people encounter and have to deal with, A man or woman is generally great, or special. People are fucking awful and collectively they cause most of the problems in peoples lives.
>>8158651She's figured out that sled damage is the most important during the first phase
>>8158737>leanstry not caring dude she already has stated her position about it
>>8158746なるほどね。
>>8158737Can you read, retard? She doesn't care about it.
>>8158737>Mori>Speaking up>Has said groaned/asked to not be called dad on stream when someone mentions it>>>Leans
>>8158744It's definitely not her strong suit, she must've really relied on lock-on for the souls games
>>8158501Happens literally every single time.
I like how Calli remembers to use the flame belch about once every 15 minutes and then immediately forgets about it again.Also what are non-shotgun grenades?
Wait so she fucking knows about flamethrower but she deliberately doesn't use it. It's like watching Chama play getting over it with her feet except she's doing it because she thinks it's more efficient this way and not as a meme.
oh no no no no no no no not the antidadfagsShe already told you to fuck off because she doesn't care.
>Uses Blood Punch perfectly to do a ton of damage>Didn't mean to and doesn't notice
Mori you have terminal fucking brain damage.
>>8158821I guess she doesn't like BBQ either then.
>sled sounds too cute though, I don't want to use thatBased language autist reapy
Okay mori its time to drop the game.It's obvious you dont know how to play DOom ro any FPS
just please don't die Mori
hopefully her camera works for the barbeque...
>>8158992I want her to die so she will starve to death from her autism
This is the run
SHE DID IT
holy fuck she did it
Did it without Journalist Mode, good job Mori
She did it!!
>>8159156For the second half anyway. Glad the sentinel armor turned off automatically for that.
>cheating moriNTRbeats, how can you keep winning?
>>8159180I'll take it
What's so cute/funny about Gore Nest?
>>8159196We just know the true mori. You vanillabeats just keep trying to project your perfect woman into Mori but she isn't perfect.
She just confirmed trip is 2 weeks
so, another 10 hour game stream when she gets back?
>>8159231yes she is moron ill beat the shit out of you
BBQ TIMEEEEEE
>>8159236Where is she going? Is she going on your again?
>>8159236Please tell me this doesn’t mean we have to wait till mid-September for TTRPG...
>>8159231ogey retard, kill yourself
>>8158265Because she's my mori and she asked me to remember her
>>8157796Plasma on the shields + homing rockets is about as effective though. You need to get the shields down if you want to use the homing rockets, but they deal absolutely massive damage as a reward.
So what was the high-pitched noise that came through the noise gate when she was talking? Didn't sound like AC to me.
>>8159296what high pitched noise?
>>8159296It was me opening the door with the groceries, sorry Dead Beat.
>>8159335You know, like someone vacuuming in the next room. Oh wait, that was the console, wasn't it
>>8159252She wouldn't survive a 10 hour stream of Doom.Until after the trip which is a pilgrimage to track down the original id sages and obtain their knowledge and skills to vanquish Doom Eternal. She will also obtain knowledge about VR and Gas Station memorabilia along the way
>>8159296Ame's settings on GoXLR give a metal-sounding feedback for some reason. It's slight but noticeable to us because we're not used to it
>>8159368ps4 makes legit jet engine noises when it gets going, i imagine doom does that to it
>>8159231wait she isn't? then why the fuck am I here?!
>>8159368Quality Sony engineering my friend. Turning on my PS4 nowadays sounds like warming up a jet engine.
I realized that she probably won't be able to stunlock marauder once she gets to him because of PS4 weapon switch taking a bit of extra time. So we're in for some sufferkino instead of quick and cheesy takedowns of the fuckers.>>8159283It's a different option. IMO it's easier to use plasma charge mode since it is guaranteed to take the shield down even on Nightmare from what I remember. Superpunch also does huge amount of damage while it's on sled but without shield so it takes very little to knock it in the air and then it's just two-three missile locks.
Which is worse, mc autists or doom autists? Or does she just attract these kind of people? I watched the entirety of hana's playthrough of 2016 back then and there weren't any spergs in her chat
Where's our boy going for 2 weeks bros, should I be worried?
>>8159283I save my rockets for phase two, blood punching the sled is quicker anyway
>>8159445as a doom autist myself anyone who isnt loving this is a fucking moron
>>8159448If you don't already know you shouldn't care
>>8159395There are far worse games than the new Doom games, since they are so well optimized.
>Mori forgot the sauceItadakimasu
>>81594831
>>8159448Fuck off tourist. Go back to discord
>>8159445mc autists
>>8159412we're getting cucked by a PS4 fuck man at least it isn't a PS5
>>8159471i wouldn't play doom on console because i have self respect, but in other games it was always innocuous shit like shop menus that really set it off rather than actually graphically intense scenes
>>8159448she's staying at my place so we can have copious amounts of sex
>>8159448she's visiting mexico to learn the art of making al pastor to then make a comeback stream in which she prepares some tacos
>>8159448nah not really
Bros we will soon witness reaper hands
>>8159469I watched hana's playthrough of 2016 and people weren't sperging about everything. Does it have to do with the bigger audience? I mean she had around 1k back then I think, but mick gordon also dropped in her chat
>>8159267that's a very easy stream with the app. She'll still be streaming during those weeks. The reason she picked up Idol Manager is the ability to stream that shit even on a shit laptop.So I'm thinking Spiritfarer might make a return if that's the case.
So what're >we eating with Mori tonight? I got some leftover taco meat and some tortillas
>>8159470I'm sorry I can't watch every single stream because I've got shit to do.
I'm getting kind of nervous something will happen. She doesn't have a manager there like Kiara...
>>8159448She's moving in with me for a couple weeks. Don't worry deadbeats, I'll take good care of her and give her back to y'all with only minor sex related injuries
>>8159579Hope some of you post pictures of food along with the stream.
>>8159445There was not a single doom autist really sperging out compared to MC autists. Making fun of Mori forgetting things game directly told her 5 minutes ago is not "autism". Also Hana had an advisor who's actually good at both nu-Dooms so she kept using the tools the game offered her, she just can't perform things she tries well enough.
>>8159562But it'll mean no karaoke, asmr or drawinf in two weeks. Wonder what she's going to be streaming then? Probs just a bunch of zatsus and idol manager.
>>8159445>doom autistsYou mean just average person with better memory than an old goldfish? Do realize that Calli is just so abysmally below the average player that even we bother to nitpick such the details despite the stream being about "just having fun".
>>8159610What could go wrong.
>>8159610Well, no matter what I'll support my Mori. I'm excited.
>>8159513>innocuous shit like shop menusHm. Maybe there was no FPS cap so the machine would start churning them out like crazy?
>>8159627If we're lucky, She actually buys a PC just for that location.
YOU BETTER BE ARCHING THIS DEADBEATS,
>>8159627She already said, Idol Manager, zatsus, and watch alongs
>>8159610Why are concernbeats the most faggots out of all the deadbeats?
Just made some chili dogs. At 3 AM. What are you cooking with our autistic Southern reaper, deadbeats?
>>8159627She mentioned watchalongs
>>8159660is this not being archived?
OH GOD OH FUCKIT'S HAPPENING
>>8157206>>8157385>>8157730Ah, so this is why there's so many backseating manbabies among the deadbeatsThanks for the insight, I was almost about to start taking this split seriously again
>>8159610what's the worse that could happen? we find out she's D[spoier]rop dead gorgeous?[/spoiler]
>>8159657Seems to be the plan, but it's probably gonna take some time.
>>8159702A bunch of people are hoping for Le epic YAB.
Fellow deadbros. Have I told you how much I fucking love her
>>8159579>>8159623Just chewin' on some carrots desu
>>8159702Just in case something goes horrifically bad and the stream is shut off or deleted.
>>8159627Simple games like Fall Guys or even RPGMaker kusoges would work too, zatsus, she can probably do karaoke if her family owns a house. Surely they don't mind a bit of screaming.
house burning ASMR lets goooo
>>8159771This is fine.
>not top downMORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
can i hear cicadas or do i just have brain damage from watching too much anime
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
That's a terrifying arm
>showing HandsWhat a fucking slut
SHOW ME YOUR BREASTS
>She's on a hazmat suit
>same frame as D55MBut I wanted to watched VOD since I missed it live...
>>8159793I thought that was because I'm outside right now
oh I hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i'm scared
WHY IS SHE DOING THIS
>oops! all whiskey
Huh. I've never seen BBQ spaghetti before. That's a first.
>>8159630ESL
THIS DORK!
wow didn't even preheat sasuguh reaper
>>8159630>person with better memory than an old goldfish>averageFace the facts oji-san your generation is dying out as hyperactive zoomers take over.Mori probably only ever played platformers and rpgs throughout her developmental year's and only ever played an fps when her brother needed a plus one.
Mori is CUTE
Starting with the wiener
Oh shit the grill is about to explode and burst into flames
>we're gonna start off with a weiner
God I really just fucking love her. I want to post the hellsing speech but I always feel like a bitch for reposting it
DOX STREAM DOX STREAM DOX STREAM
>they are all in japanese but i figured it outoff to a great start
>>8159693Which stream so I can do my reps
>>8159802>Calli's arm length
I never knew I needed drunk paranoid Calli until now
>J-chan isnt there with moriaaaaand another one to thingsjchanshoulddo.txt
>>8159967>what the hell is ゴリル
>>8159623>>8159682Tacos
j-chad is probably just quietly watching in the corner
how dumb does an underworldian need to be to have a mori moment when barbequing?
I feel like this shouldn't be making me smile as much as it is
>wiener time
Mori's hands are cute
>>8160022>the facekek
>>8160047Calli's dorkiness is an acquired taste, albeit cultured one at that.
Reflective tongs Mori....
>>8160022>Mori has acquired a taste for tacos after collabbing with MilkyQueen
>wiener time!
Has this woman ever cooked before?
>>8160047Same. I feel like I'm being healed after the combination of hilarity and suffering from Doom. This is too cute.
>>8160076something about her being like this while moving around in 3d space is just, its too muchgoing full ghost
>>8159682>>8160022t. chili-cheese dogs>angry Hank Hill mentionSHE'S HERE???
Is she going to keep barbequing with the bottom and top separated and not close it?
MORI THE TONGS
>>8160128not on camera, that's for sure
>>8160047I don't know how shes managed to include us like this but its really working for me. I can actually feel myself sobering up
>>8160128she is a white american woman, you already know the answer
>mori doesn't sauce her barbeque>i don't sauce me barbequeWE ARE
Is she sound more high pitched than usual or is it just me?
wieners, fat slab of meat, big mushrooms....
>HAINSMORI WHAT THE FUCK
>>8160271IDIOTS
>>8160241so yes right? it is a yes, right?
>>8159754Oh I didn't realize she was going home I thought it was another tour. Did she say why?
>>8160271ME TOO
>hanes mustardWhat
lmao she's going to give herself food poisoning with the raw meat
I want to cook for her....
The whole point of mustard is being spicy. What the hell do americans mean by non-spicy mustard? Well, whatever it is, it must not be real mustard.
I want her to cook for me....
>>8160348I'm more concerned about reflection in the tongs
Your Oshi's pretty cool, deadbeats.
>>8160385It’s supposed to be spicy? I just like mustard for it’s texture.
>>8160391Stop being a bitch boy concernfag
>>8160391I am now hyper-focused
>chilli sausage
>>8160391I don't see it
>Cuz I don't read japanese...
lmao deadcucks your oshi literally chokes on wiener live on streamy'all must be thrilled
>>8160391Dude if anyone really wants to find out what she looks like they can just look it up
>plant develops capsaicin>nice, now mammals and creatures other than birds can not eat me, and I will thrive>humans eat a pepper>haha ouch haha
>a ski maskSHE'S HERE
>wearing a ski maskSHE'S
>ski maskShe's here isn't she
>Shes actually waring a ski mask
>>8160391Crisis averted. Did you really think she didn't prepare for this?
I want Mori's mushroom in my mouth...
>>8160460CHILI DOG
Why the fuck is her manager not there for this...
>>8160590He's a concernfag, what do you think?
Wait, how can she eat with a ski mask on?
Aw, now all the tension is gone.Well time to un-hyperfocus now. To try to see something I've already seen.
MORIRIN I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME PLEASE
>>8160604How do we know that she isn’t?
>>8160615There's a mouth hole that she puts the wieners in through.
>>8160615she moves the maskits cloth not superglue
>>8160615she's going to throw out all the food she cooks and order pizza when the stream is over
Mori if you are here heat the meat for a longer time otherwise salmonella will give you a visit!
>>8160647LMAO
>>8160674>sam'o'nella academy collabbased
Moririn's spicy wiener....
Her just tossing the pepper on made me giggle like an idiot. I stupidly love this dumb silly reaper.
>>8160631she's always hereMoririn I love you bitch
>>8160674You can't get salmonella from raw meat, retard. You get it from raw eggs. Raw meat gives you tapeworms.
>>8160619Why would you want to see the 3DPD behind the avatar anyway? Is Vtubing not why you are here in the first place?
>>8160693Is that what we have to do to get him to give a sign of life again?
>>8160647Moririn's gloryhole...
MORI I LOVE YOU MORI LOVEMORI CUTEMORI!
>>8160674>salmonella>in japanese produce and meatLMAO, they eat raw egg there
>Mori will never enjoy your spicy weiner
>>8160693Hey, they both have a quirky sense of style, the ability/affliction of hyperfocusing on things that they've turned into a career and they've both said nigga. A match made in heaven i've got to say.
>>8160693ywn get a cooking with Jack collab with your boy
i think what makes this BBQ all the better with mori being an hyper dork is the BGM>>8160728Doxfags just want to feel special by knowing "le zekret knowledge"
>>8160674its japanese meat theres nothing in there
>>8160723>Raw meat gives you tapeworms.Architectbros....
>>8160723>You can't get salmonella from raw meatNow that's just plain false.
>>8160749
>>8160728It's all about the seeing forbidden, even if it's not something I actually want or even something that's actually secret at all. Kinda fucked up when you think about it.
I really feel like she hasn't bee cooking the meat long enough but from what I recall those Potatoes didn't look that bad
>>8160693>mori guest animate one of his videosWould be pretty cool
have any of the other ENs done something like this? 1/2 2d, 1/2 irl?
>>8160767I'm loving all the /ck/ webms in global rn
goddammit Calli lol
ordinary sausage collab when?
>>8160821Kiara....Haachama....
>I can't give you my sausage, but I can show you. Look at this BIG BOY sausage! LOOK AT IT!
oh no how did my cock end up on camera
>>8160821Didn't Kiara make chocolate on stream and Gura cooked and planted vegetables on stream
This looks like the most impractical way possible to cook a bbq
>>8160810Have you never eaten at a japanese or koream bbq before? Maybe if you went out with your friends more you'd be less concerned all the time
>>8160821Kiara made chocolate on stream
I hate that she's forcing stupid "sausage" sexual innuendos like this. One is funny, but she's just trying to get clips at this point
Now imagine yourself and Mori stripping before sex and then she scream "LOOK AT THIS BOY! BIG BOY SAUSAGE!"
would it hurt her to make incisions in those sausages? am confused
>>8160821kiara made chocolates for valentines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EM7IHwzSTw
>mori will never unzip your pants and call your cock a big boy
>>8160728I'm here for Mori in whichever form she's in.
>Mori will never be in awe at your fat sausage
>>8160567>Mori likes FatI'm not in
>Mori's giant sausage is leakyBros I'm not going to make it
>>8160878R.I.P for your cock bro. You're already out of the Househusband war before it even started.
>>8160883gura has never had a real camera on though I don't think
Those grills are only designed for thin slices. We use them for Pork Ssangyupsal, as well as thin beef slices. They take really long to grill actual pork belly.
>>8160899I have a friend who loves sausage and they talk like this skill the time but not even as a sex pun. Sausage just be like this man.
is she really just going to eat straight garlic? is she wario?
DeadBros, the Live2D of her with those long gloves is doing weird things to my dong
>>8160957Yeah it was just a glorified zatsudan
>>8152245Yeah now I really just want someone else to accompany her and tell her that it is in fact not even properly cooked
What's the difference between this and just frying on a pan? Looks like the same thing. I'm from 3rd world, unfamiliar with bbq tradition.
NO (yes)
>>8160997>he's never been to korean or japanese bbq beforeMaybe if you tried to be a little more cultured
>>8161040In a pan, you're cooking in the oils and fats rather than letting them run off. Grilling is marginally healthier.
>munching on a whole chunk of undercooked garlicthis...
>im gonna eat a piece of raw garlicjesus christ mori what the fuck
>>8161040A flat pan doesn't give you grill marks _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
I stand corrected, stupid bitch juice isn't her blood, it's her very spinal fluid
>>8160980Can't relate, the forearm is just freakishly long.
>>8161040There's none. She's not even using the grill like you are supposed to. The way this one is designed is like a clamp that you close and press the two halves together.
>>8161110off by 1 {≡:<)}
>just throws a whole garlic head onto the grillCalli, you're supposed to cut the veggies before frying them...
>>8161040It's literally what the korean barbecue shops use
>>8161105>>8161110Raw garlic is actually really good with ramen, not even pickled. They have that one tool that cuts off garlic cloves into tiny little chunks
>>8161127>_:(´ཀ`」 ∠):?
Has she used any yakiniku cut yet? All I'm seeing is SAUSAGE.
>>8161110W-what's wrong with that? I did it as a kid.
face it bros you'll never make a meal for you oshi while she gets giddy at what you're making for her
>>8161185It's a Mori emoji.
"YOU WILL STAY IN THIS POSITION. YOU WILL DO IT"AAAAAAAAAA MORI MY COCK AAAAAAAAA
Just wandered into this stream and this looks like pure kino
>>8161135sasuguh reaper...
>>8161208Drooling and kneeling?>>8161230>Mori will never wrestle your sausage
>>8161135kek, I thought something felt off
>>8160899She's just a dork, simple as
Are you a big sausage boy or a lil mushrooms man?
>far away from all my homesHuh.
Secret base in brazil?
>WE MIGHT HEAR HER FAMILY IN THE BACKGROUND OF A FEW STREAMSMORI WHAT
>Family coming to help moveHow? They won't be let into Japan when the fake virus is still around
>>8161363at least she finally confirmed it
>Closer to the people I care about, but not that closeCalli is going to Calli
>>8161363she's getting fucked by the trash taste crew and they'll matsuri her
>And now I’ve got two, double the power to sin withSo that's what she meant by this
>>8161392She's going to the USA dum dum
What's the point of having two homes in different countries? Seems like a waste of money...
>>8161392She's splitting her time between America and Japan, hence "faraway land"
I told you it was going be a regular thing. Thought she was fully determined to be in japan and cut off her past. I'm dropping her after this
>>8161392She's setting up HoloHouse EN in the states.Captcha: 042 TX
I am officially confused as to what is happening.Wait I am no longer confused I think. sk8np
>>8161440joke's on you, she cleaned the floor earlier
>>8161392didn't she say it was somewhere inbetween her and her parents?>>8161438property investment, ya boy is gonna be a bonefied landlord
>>8161440Why does it matter if she lives in Japan or America?
>>8161439Off collab with Gura and Amelia when
>>8161476>bonefiedYe, by a USbeat
>>8161476Normally I get mad at things like 'diamond dozen' but you actually made me laugh with that one.
>>8161476>property investment, ya boy is gonna be a bonefied landlordThis girl is so stupid she literally forgets how to read on an hourly basis, there's no way she could do that
>>8161440See ya ficklebeat your bitch ass wont be missed. Livestream your suicide for us?
>>8161477>>8151270
>>8161438because of us she's stupid fucking rich why does it matter at this point?
What are the chances of Mori getting salmonella?captcha: J8884
>>8161547>us
> get to fall asleep listening to Mori grill and delight at good foodThis, is the best.
>>8161547This. Reminder that because she's the only HoloEN with music out, she also gets money from people who buy her EP and listen to get on Spotify on top of all the stream money.
>>8161580Freeentertainmentchad?
>>8161477I've already said this multiple times before.Say goodbye toStories about her trips in japan, accidentally meeting senpasi while going to cover hqSame timezone as her producers and mixersBeing chosen for another hololive project (her being in japan was one of the reasons the got to sing the holoalt pv)No more offcollabs or tea parties with senpais or other vtubersNo more nomihoudais, spa tripsSay goodbye to 3DNo ID offcollan
>>8161040real bbq looks more like this and less like raw sausages and mushrooms sitting on an open press grill for 30 seconds
>>8161580Yeah, me.
>rents new apartment>gets tired of it within 2 months>rents another place just for the hell of it>can do it because she's rich
Calli loves shrooms? CallixBotan collab when?
>>8161476jesus christ it's fucking California isnt it
>>8161535He's just using it as an excuse to jump ship to the Council girls, he was gonna leave regardless.
>>8161651She's not moving to America for good retardchaama it's a second house
>the japan schizo is backGod fucking damnit
>>8160550>>8160551>>8160566She was the one that mentioned it first
This stream is a lot of fun, I'm enjoying hanging out with Moririn
>>8161535>doesn't get to meet her friends>no spas or izakayas >only has family members that bring her down, shitting on her voiceI'm not the one who should be on suicide watch
>grillShish-kebab is where it's at.
>>8161695no, it's arizona
>>8161660I'm kind of amazed at how frivolous Mori is with her money. I thought she'd have poorfag mentality but she's splashing the cash like crazy. $10,000 hotel rooms, $1000 hats and shoes, two houses.
>>8161651you are extremely retarded
>>8161659based 3rd tier maybe someday I can't join
>>8161447Damn, she's going this far just to be near me? I love you too, Mori...
>>8161746She backed out on the hotel that was her misreading yen
>>8161701Why would she setup a new home if it's just for a 2 week vacation. It's a slippery slope. Hope she gets a wake up call when she goes back home, make her leave that place for good this time
>>8161746She misses being poor so she tries to get rid of her money as quickly as possible.
>>8161746if you were making as much as she is you would do the same
>>8161812Except she's not making that much? Compared to the annual salary of a dev on an engineer
>>8161793That's for EN off-collabs, You goddamned idiot.
>>8161477She wants to leave Japan so she can ignore JP branch entirely. She kept moving around to try and stay far away from the Cover office but they kept calling her in.
That gloved heart. Thank you Moririn~~
MORI LOVE!
>>8161730ogey retard
>>8161878wow she really is the grim reaperbecause now i'm GOING GHOST
SHE'S GONE AND DONE IT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8161849Got any source or proof schizo?Nvm, she made a heart sign. I'll drop her in a month
>>8161849mori really wants that offcollab with EN. next she'll get another apartment in canada and austria
>>8161879lul, nice
CALLI WORKING THE MEAT SLOW!!!
>>8161632doesn't IRyS have music?
>>8161845Mori has made almost a million dollars in her first year. 350k in super chats, plus sponsorship, ad revenue and her memberships
>it's gonna meltjust like my heart
Guys I think she really loves us....
>>8161879kek
>>8161746she's a rapper
>>8161878hnnnnnnnng
>>8161946who's that
you fuckers cant help yourselves cant you? a comfy stream is material for a comfy thread and yet you let the "duh she's moving to the states permanently" schizo derail it, cant you even wait until the stream is over to start timelooping?
>>8161964She's incredibly grateful for our support and genuinely loves us. It's a very mutual relationship with her fans
>>8161946Not as much as Mori has out now since she only started last month.
>>8161964pretender...over and over...love the way you lieIjimekko Bully...Envy Baby...
Shooting down the moe moe kyun. Based reaper
>>8162026Sorry, I'm too busy watching the stream to police this thread
>>8162039What could it mean though anon, what could it all mean?
>>8162026Too busy posting in chat to post in this shithole
>>8162041She gave us the heart, that's what matters. We know she's putting all her love into this.
>>8162026It's replying to itself, anon. Just report and ignore.
>>8162026I don't give two fucking shits about these nigger faggots I'm watching my Mori say ara ara
>>8161849Is this a hint that Council is gonna be mostly Amerimutts?
"dance for me my little garlic bitch"
mori is talking to the garlic...
>>8161950You forgot the yt and cover cut. She's not making THAT much. Music streaming services pay like shit. It's a large amount for someone who used to be a literal starving artist though
>>8162115>mori is cucking bench-kun
>>8162114>my little garlic fuckboyUWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8162133man after everything he's done for her
Need dozens more of these kinda streams
>she enjoyed cookingIs this the start of the feminisation arc? I want her to wear pretty dresses and feel as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside.
>>8162192>We have time for more BBQs now that I have this plateSHE'S
I love Mori....
>already confirmed she's returning.>She's actually going in there for negotiations to make HoloEN a truly american branch
>>8162257>start of the feminisation arcWhere did you come from?
>>8162257The bimbofication arc
>she's humming irys' roommate pre karaoke bgm again
>>8162298>spoiler>implying that she wont make holoUSA
>kissing your reaper gf after she eats sausage and garlic then washes it down with whiskeyI want to live in this world
I love you Mori
>>8162327HoloEN is HoloUSA by default, just like when people say it's for "international markets" they really mostly mean the US
I fucking love my Mori
>>8162257>hey guys, it's your femboy!
>>8162275when can we watch Blade Runner and Drive with Mori?
>finally setting up a base of operations in the statesYou have no idea how long I’ve waited for this. I’m so happy I could danceI seriously hope this means The Rock finally gets some semblance of an anniversary celebration
>>8162394>femboywait no
>>8162374anon...your joke reps...
MORIIIII I LOVE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Well that was underwhelming even with the asmr mic. T2 bathtub stream was better than this. Wish she could've ended this week on a higher note before going back home
>>8162407Wrong board, go post somewhere else
>>8162394>hello, It's your angel of death Mori Calliope! We'll have our tea making session in a minute. How's it been, Calliopeople!?
I LOVE YOU MORIRIN!!!!!!
>>8162349>>kissing your reaper gf after she eats sausage and garlic then washes it down with whiskeyI will never be able to accurately and completely portray the absolute disdain I have for the reality I live in
Yeah, that was pretty cute. Warming up to Mori a little more each stream.
>>8162394the one femboy I would fuck the ever living shit out of
MORI LOVE
>>8162128>You forgot the yt and cover cutNo I didn't. Mori has made 900k from superchats gross. 35% of 900k is 315k. Talents get a bigger cut from merch sales as well, and the views on her channel are enough to be pulling in 100k a year from ads alone.
I am surprised she didn't end off the bbq with a gang sign.
>>8162470You never quite get used to it
>>8162513Don't forget sponsorships, where the real money is.
The only slight disappointment was that Mori didn't give us a live peace sign, but she gave us the finger and a heart so I am very content.
Parasocial Mori is back on the menu....
>>8162515flipping us off was good enough for me
I knew Mori loved me a lot
>>8162539where have you been for the last 2 months?
>>8162513I know that's a lot compared to what she got before. You're overestimating the vod view revenue and merch sales. Tons of professional job have better annual pay than that + benefits + insurance. She's doing okay as a streamer but still far from being a millionaire
>>8162349>kissing your reaper gf after she eats sausage and garlic then washes it down with whiskeyI hate itI hate my life
>>8162539You wish. She's already setting up a second home in america. Apparently she doesn't care that much about her dreams. All little baby mori needs is her mommy, daddy and granny
>>8162593>You're overestimating the vod view revenue and merch salesI'm not, if anything I'm being conservative. Mori has earned a million dollars in her first year, guaranteed. 315k in superchats and thats the SMALLEST revenue stream for a Holomem.
>>8162128She also has to pay both jp taxes and us taxes, so she's really not THAT well off. Certainly in a way better state than before but not even anywhere close to what some of you are thinking.
can someone post the 5% clip? Thanks
>J-Chad works very hard....doing what exactly, Mori?
>>8162641Yeah and who knows how much she's made from sponsorships and merch
>>8162634you are the master of your fate
>>8162635Ogey
>>8162660being the onahole for mori's 5 ft scythe
>>8162656>us taxesHe doesn't know
The recorder actually sounded better with the duplication
From 1-10, how much does Mori "{[(Truly}]}" love us?
>>8162723What's 1 and what's 10?
>>8162723infinity
>>8162723I think... eight?
>>816272310 but it's platonic
>>8162723Maybe 3Her father10Mother10Granny 10Sister10Japanese friends and contacts0
>>81627239/10 she's got a little bit for everybody
>>8162761We get it. Get new material, whinebeat.
>more liesShe might as well move back home and get hitched
Mori doesn't even realize she gives the most realistic idol experience in en outside of maybe Kiara...
>>8162723Probably a 4; and likely little to none of it is directed at any of us on this board. She's sincere about it but it's just a regular entertainer-supporter appreciation, but at least she's healthy about it for the most part.
ogey
Mori is madly in love with me
>>8162809
Why is mori becoming more and more docile? She used to give off rebellious vibes but she's been pandering to her fans lately. Acting more girly, falling in line like the other members
>>8162875She flipped us off and called garlic "her little garlic fuckboys" I'm not seeing your point.
>>8162897don't respond to baitposts
while ya boi isnt very good at video games i deeply respect how since the Everhood stream its basically a matter of inevitability once she sets her mind to it
>Fully furnishing her "new" placeOk maybe she is planning on leaving
>>8162875Consider this: the last HARD song is literally 3 EP's ago.This has been an ongoing arc where she realized hard hiphop isn't really going to cut it and awakened her lyricist form.
I really feel good this stream. She said that she feels happy specifically when people say Oshi. My first Supa was calling her my Oshi, and I made her laugh from chat the other day. It’s small, but it feels nice to know that I’ve personally made her smile.
>>8162897>heart sign instead of flipping us off>all these weak ass remarks about how grateful she is that she's someone's oshi>T2 bathtub stream
just drop her for one of the council members you fuck, i know you were waiting for an excuse so now fuck off and maybe take a bullet to the head while you are at it
>>8162933She planning on spending time in both places because she has the money to now.
>>8147162>got a bird flip and a heart sign insteadKAWAIIOPE "THE GAP" MOE
>>8162946She'll forget about you in less than a year. She did so with the country that MADE her, see >>8162933
>>8162933Guys, you realize that you can have two houses in two different countries, right? It's literally going to be an EN streaming house.
>>didn't seethe too hard for it what did she mean by this?
MORI LOVEANTI HATE
>seetheMORI NO
>>8162920>since everhoodmy dude, Crash and Blasphemous already proven that long agoshe also blazed through Omori endgame while underleveled
>>8162963I only watch EN vtubers that works herself to death and lives in japan. Two things that mori used to do. If you can find me someone like that I'll gladly drop mori. Mana doesn't stream enough
>>8162966Planning to regularly take 12 hour flights during coof (yes, it still sucks to travel) is pretty ambitious. I wonder what is so appealing about having another place so far away? (legitimate question)
>>8163039>>8162984
Mori is my girlfriend that loves me and I love her, nothing can convince me otherwise.
>>8163037Just kill yourself faggot
>>8163039You know she actually has a family and friends that she loves back home right?
>>8163073I made this post, and will make any other posts that say similar.
>>8162984That rrat doesn't have very good legs...why would she be the one setting it up? She's by far the most busy
>>8163059Again, any proof or source? If not then you're a literal schizo
>>8163111Mori has literally said she wants to create the holoen house on stream before, granted that was in Japan.
>>8163103Any protobeats know that she always comes back home once a year. This "Forward Base" business is just her caring for both hololive and the deadbeats, so that her streams won't lose quality.
straight up deadbeats i like all of en but id call calli my oshi because when she loses she says "okay what did i do wrong and"she doesnt reach the right conclusions but i like watching someone improve
>>8163103Like hundreds of millions other people in the world? Thought she was supposed to be the hardworking independent woman chasing her dreams in a foreign country. But apparently she's just another spoiled brat that misses her mommy's hot choccy. She still has a month to prove that wrong though
>Its this timeloop again
>>8162945Hard hiphop doesn't cut it anywhere these days hence why all we get these days from that genre are lazy SoundCloud rappers who make 1 meme song and then fuck off into irrelevancy. Branching out and being multi faceted is the way to go
>>8163073>>8163110Oh yeah, this one is mine too.
>>8163189guy is getting really annoying. Every month, a new complaint.
Wow, can't wait for the next thread to be completely and utterly derailed
>>8163189It's one schizo.
>>8163151Why would she have to setup a place if she only plans to stay there for two weeks a year? So far no one has come up with any kind of logical reasoning. She just wants to eat her granny's pies and get all fat
>>8163169ogey sociopath
>>8163169nigger
>>8163234because, surprise: you can have that place be rented when not in use: or have your little reaper sister or reaper mom handle business while you're not there.
>>8163268>REAPER SIS debut on Minecraft!
please, deadbeats, one thread, why do you have to entertain the schizo when the stream is so good
>>8162984>owning property on US soilI though she said goodbye to the IRS though?
>>8163268All I hear are speculations based on nothing. My concerns were solely based on the things she said on stream
>>8162920oh no lie i just was there for the Euthanasia Rollercoaster slog for Everhood
>>8163298Deadbeats are incapable of having slow and comfy threads.
>>8163301>speculationsThat's what land-owners do with their unused houses.
>>8163298I just assumed he was arguing with himself?
Mori you told us you could grill, kek
>>8163151you don't even need to be a protobeat or doxbeat for this she's straight up said it on stream lol. very weak rrats today!
>>8162984A HoloEn house for all the EN girls would be amazing.
>>8163351Many such cases....Sad...
>>8163327And you know she's definitely buying a house how? Another speculation?If you're going to play that way then I'm saying she's setting up her old room so she could cuddle up to mommy and daddy again like the baby she is
Happy posts DeadBeats, ignore the bad speculation. I wonder what type of pool the pool party will be at? New place has one?
>>8163300The only way to say goodbye to the IRS is to renounce citizenship, so, unlikely to say the least
Stop shit-talking Watame’s friend
>>8163394
>>8163351She said she's setting up another place. Why would she need to setup a place if she only plans to go there for two weeks a year? Again, no rebuttal so far only rrats about EN streaming house kek
>>8163398Anon, your roommate reps
>>8163410>WatameWho?
>>8162723>"{[(Truly}]}"Well first you have to nuance it.It’s clearly the love, appreciation, and indebtedness one has for the people who support them which could be categorized as agápe with bits of pragma.As well as some fan/ghostling to fan/ghostling understanding which can be categorized as storge.Then factoring in the minimum to overlook our flaws aka. cancers of our fan as all while saying “we’re the best and being willing to give us tough love, I’d say she loves us at or more than an 9.
>>8163413あの プッル
>>8163425mori's soon to be girlfriend ;}
>>8163394<<<<this
>>8163440Purru?
On one hand I'm slightly happy she would focus more on gaming and variety streams pandering to us and getting more and more attached.On the other hand I kinda want to see her work her way up to achieving her dreams
>>8163410I love them together. Hearing Watame say her name so excitedly is so cute.
>>8162984>spoilerIt’s clearly going to belong to the Reaper Records inc. business.
>tfw She's going into neutral waters WITH A YACHT to meet her family.The pool Party is on a beach.
>>8163466Both ain't exactly mutually exclusive.
Mori has been spending so much time with us on stream lately, I am ghosting way too hard right now.
Jp bro thoughts >>8163450
>>8163039>(legitimate question)legitimate answer:She’s been talking about setting up a business state side to produce and selling merch and music for year's now
>>8163494Except they are. Do you see utada hikaru, odo or other succesful artists pander to their fans? Succesful artists are always in control, they never pander to their fanbase. Their fans are the ones following them like sheeps.
>>8163493>tfw new place is a private island she bought in international waters
>>8163466I don't think she has grand dreams of musical success. She probably just wants to be able to release the type of music she wants, work with the people she admires, and experience a modicum of success enough to survive. Which she has achieved. Just like how she went from drawing/animation and later found a passion for music, streaming has become a passion for her as well that could grow further or stagnate/regress depending. But music will likely always be her number one love so she's not gonna slack on that.
Did Mori think about the fact that her member's stream is gonna be pretty early for her in the reaper homeland?
I don't remember Mori being this weak to being called an "oshi"
>>8163565She'll probably still be running on JP hours
>>8163527 Using that much Holo money to fund roommate's activity is going to make some horrible rrats. This place would become even more of a shithole
>>8163580She always has been ever since she learned what it meant ages ago.
>>8163580you have to seriously be new
>>8163553>Which she has achievedParticipation medal enthusiast spotted.She's far from reaching her dreams. It this is all her dreams amount to then she should've just stayed back home and get hitched.If she truly has reached all her dreams at this point then that'd be reall disappointing desu. What's the point of keeping her as your oshi then
>>8163601I only started watching Superchat Readings recently
>>8163591>don't worry. She probably will have a skeleton crew and will probably buy some of Lucitan's designs for products.
>>8163591So long as it multifunctions as a EN streaming building, why not?
Today I decided to pay extra attention to the outro. It’s really cute how she times it perfectly always say goodbye at a beat drop, and in the moments before has to either squeeze everything into a few lines, or stall for time.
>>8163601Nah, she was especially receptive to it today.>>8163627But why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYk1zdGfPzInow time to wait for this
>>8163527That would really make it seem like she was using Hololive as a means to an end, and everything she said on stream would seem pretty disingenuous
>>8163686crushing weight of expectations to not disappoint
>>8163698Go to her thread why come here.
>>8163527>spoilerthe only thing that will result on your shitty speculation is validating the "she doesnt care about hololive" rrat
>>8163686Akasupa readings feel like a gacha to me in a bad way, where you occasionally get some good moments and funny stories, but mostly just get someone reading names and saying thank you
i think some of you just like getting angry for the sake of it
>>8163725that silhouette on the left is clearly Mori
>>8163725Because Calli is going to be a guest silly
>>8163702>holo wastes their money on gacha, wine and expensive bedBased>holo spends their money on business investments and personal projects to turn the money aroundNot based?
>>8163739I just like hearing her voice...no matter what it's saying...I'm too far gone
>>8163744>where_do_you_think_you_are.jpg
>>8163729Speculating that she'll open it silently, without fanfare, and will probably ask her America-based Homies , including Gura and Ame to promote it to their personal friends.
>>8163644>a skeleton crewheh
>>8163744>asks this in the site that devolved to the point is basically used only for that
Just kill the damn thread, deadbeats!
Has Mori been more sexual lately?
>>8163797i wasnt asking
>>8163591Who gives a flying fuck what retards here squeal about. If it gets better shipping than the extortionate rates from Japan, sign me up.
https://twitter.com/AkatsukiLuci/status/1428258208921972738Luci and HACHI being cutealso the stream was hella good
>>8163729>>8163591>>8163702Now wait a second, do (you) personally see something wrong with that or are you just scared of the board reactions? Because newsflash, the local few schizos are going to keep shitposting regardless.
>>8163805blame incestposter by not bumping it up to page 11, fucker must be already preparing his ritual post
>>8163774Why even speculate at all. What she does as her roommate is roommate's business.
>>8163806no but she's been very cute lately
Mori has given us a new gift today, fuck the antis
>>8163833I know. Some idiots really can't appreciate JUST Mori.
>Mori will never rest her massive DDs on your manlet headWhy live?
>>8163851>middle finger immediately into heartI love her so much
It's been almost a year. She's still putting herself down and gets all shy when someone calls her their oshi. It's too tiring. It's endearing at first but starting to get tiring. Like geez, if she still thinks that she's that shitty after almost a year what does that say about the fans that have followed her from the start and watched every single stream
>>8163827I thought it was the Kawaiiope poster?
>>8163890Kawaiiope poster's been slacking, as of late
>>8163702Anon... I-
>>8163890no, an anon confirmed in one or two threads ago that it was the incestposter, which also explains why he is consistently the first post on the thread for a while
>>8163901Incestbeats are becoming too powerful.
>>8163881I don't know what it says about her, but what it says about you is you are a brain-damaged blithering idiot
>>8163905kek, based anon drawing the arrow for fags that can't see
>>8163908Doesn't make any sense since Kawaiiope wins sometimes as well.
>>8163905You can't expect me to take that list seriously considering what's directly underneath it
>>8163905That arrow is definitely required for some of the retards here, bravo
>1 google away
>>8163933that's true, but doesnt remove the fact that incestbeat has been the first post on the thread for a while, you can see kawaiiope poster coming 1 or 2 posts after incestbeat or fucking late after around 10 posts
>>8163932kek, too many retards out here. Gotta be sure
>>8163934>finished tobira years before debut>started taking jp lessons>has been doing wanikani reps???
>didn't do any of my reps today because I was too busy actually watching morigod damn
>>8163666EN stream house sounds like a good idea now that EN is gonna have 11 members now. Mori is also the right person to pull that off since only her or Kiara ever help organise big plans for EN (Ame being good with her own small projects, Gura being mostly a game streamer and Ina just being content with what she's been doing since debut)
>>8163975Isn't that on kawaiiope poster?
>>8163989Anon, she couldn't read a Japanese menu to order what she wanted today...
>>8163863https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPRoh9XPxn4&t=14265smy dudeswith how she leans over... was that sound a smooch?
>>8163553I mean, I’ve been wanting Calli to truly do this for a while. I still remember first seeing that tweet where she was unable to put out the cover she wanted to release back in December (which ended up being the Roki cover) and so they had to release the Wah Wah World collab instead. The recent situation with Raye and Polydor kinda reminded me of that, but at least Raye got to get out of her deal as consolation. I’m sure there will eventually be a time when her “reaping hiatus” ends and she can get back to doing her usual stuff.
>>8164026meds
>>8163928Based
>>8164026I can kind of see it being possibly, but it was probably just the crackling and popping of the grill.
>>8163493hololiveEN beach episode>>8163876
>>8164026Nah, just a sizzle. Don't let that hinder ya dreams tho.
>>8164026I want to believe, but as far as I know there was only one time she dared to give us kisses and got so embarrassed she has never tried again.