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Holy shit never expected the Shark to be so Based

>> No.8143614

DEUS VULT

>> No.8143640

>>8143590
Here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VusCVQghyIA

>> No.8143652

>>8143590
Carolus Rex next please, Gawr-san.

>> No.8143674

>8143590
>song about some swiss getting killed while pope hides at basement
deus vult my pedro

>> No.8143717

>>8143590
I love how she just kind of went.
Fuck the timing.

>> No.8143774

>>8143652
Red Baron after

>> No.8144049

It was legitimately based.

>> No.8144194

>changes colors
>le ebil twin gimmick
>pride song of trad cath zoomer retards
Stand aside, Ame and Haachama, we have a new edgelord desperate for views

>> No.8144235

>>8143640
holy based

>> No.8144260

>>8143590
i doubt she's an actual christbro but its cool that she doesn't have any qualms singing basedness like this

>> No.8144278

Sabathon is shit

>> No.8144396

>>8143674
This, it’s not even a fucking song themed around the crusades, since even if you count Varna that was 1444 and not 1527
I wonder if we can get Kiara to sing Palastinalied since that’s a) in German and b) actually from the Crusades and not a modern song or LARP
t. Paradox game enjoyer
p.s. debus pult xddddd [dies on route to holy land]

>> No.8144406

>>8144260
Well most of America is Christian in name only, meaning they don’t go to church or take it too seriously.

>> No.8144450

>>8143590
>>8143614
>>8143640
Warhammer stream when?

>> No.8144466

>>8144260
I think she more than likely is and actively trying to filter people.

>> No.8144501

>>8144194
Some of us have more... poignant and deeper reasons for finding it appealing.

>Branimir (Latin: Branimiro) was a ruler of Croatia who reigned as duke (Croatian: knez) from 879 to 892. His country received papal recognition as a state from Pope John VIII on 7 June 879.[1] During his reign, Croatia retained its sovereignty from both Frankish and Byzantine rule and became de jure independent.

>In 879, Branimir had Duke Zdeslav, a supporter of the Byzantine Empire, killed near Knin in a rebellion that he led.[4] Approval from the Holy See was brought about by Branimir's own actions to bring the Croats further away from the influence of Byzantium and closer to Rome. Duke Branimir wrote to Pope John VIII affirming this split from Byzantine and commitment to the Roman Papacy.[citation needed]

>During the solemn divine service in St. Peter's church in Rome in 879, Pope John VIII gave his blessing to the duke and the whole Croatian people, about which he informed Branimir in his letters. The Pope brought the very decision on 21 May 879, and confirmed it in his letter from 7 June 879.[3] This day is marked today as the Croatian Diplomacy Day.

And of course:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Years%27_Croatian%E2%80%93Ottoman_War

>Pope Leo X called Croatia the Antemurale Christianitatis ("Bulwark of Christianity") in 1519,[6] given that Croatian soldiers made significant contributions to the struggle against the Turks. The advancement of the Ottoman Empire in Europe was stopped in 1593 on Croatian soil (Battle of Sisak).

Point is it's not just the Mexicans or zoomers or anything like that who enjoyed her singing that.

>> No.8144524
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8144524

>>8143590
The limiters been released. Our time is now, chumrades!

>> No.8144543

>>8144501
schizocroat? hope your situation has gotten better

>> No.8144576

>>8144260
>>8144406
Burger here:
Americans use Jesus like a band-aid or an excuse: they do whatever they want to, then either run to him for forgiveness or claim their good streak was his deal.
I have seen Christians who get it and who do it right, but most all Murrikans just use religion as a social tool.

no even going to lie, it's what they do.

>> No.8144585
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8144585

It was both very unexpected and very fun. I've been a big Sabaton fan for a decade now and never once did I expect a non-2view vtuber, let alone my oshi, to sing any of their stuff.

>> No.8144647

>>8144396
>Palastinalied
That's a great song.

>>8144543
Indeed. If you're referring to the youtube/card issue, yes it's been resolved. Doing... standard. Started a regime of exercises due to Gura's influence. It's working out nicely. The rest is just the usual stuff, work, sleep, literature.

>> No.8144703

>>8144576
because the true religion is the warrior gods of old in northern europe and america, which jesus effectively merged with as god of penance/forgiveness. well, i'm sure it's much more nuanced than that, i'm no expert.

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8144714

You're all adults ffs, stop liking Sabaton already

>> No.8144747

>>8143590
Okay, this is enough reason for me to give gura a chance

>> No.8144757

The last stand is mad overrated. Uprising is the GOAT song

>> No.8144829

>>8144714
he says, posting on a board about virtual youtubers on an anime imageboard

>> No.8144841
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8144841

>>8144406
t. christburger
its more complex than that. southern evangelicals have strayed from the path heavily since the late 70's (thanks to right-wing interference for an EZ loyal voter base) but are still technically christian in the core belief of christ. the problem is its gone from what christ actually taught and the true purpose of his sacrifice and resurrection to "me worshiping this guy proves my morality no matter what awful shit i do and absolves me from consequences no matter how much i choose to sin." these folks are hundreds of times more preachy than the rest of us and have singlehandedly destroyed our optics. left millenials and bascially all zoomers think pretty shitty of us as a result of this retarded weaponized movement, since it's now associated directly with all the policy and ethical problems of the right. the philosophical teachings have been put to the side, and the identity has been politicitzed to the nth degree in the public eye and it honestly fucking sucks for the rest of us who don't get a voice on what this whole thing was originally supposed to be about.

even then my explanation on all this is extremely reductive and probably incomplete.

>> No.8144855

>>8143590
Lion from the North when? Rorke's point is nice too but it might be to yab especially since the current news from South Africa isn't really good

>> No.8144873

>just as talibans rekt america
she's a chud

>> No.8144880

>>8144585
She said a long time ago when chat asked if she likes metal that she liked Sabaton. Never expected her to sing it though on stream

>> No.8144881

>>8144501
Based Croatiabro

>> No.8144887

>>8144747
She did a second one too, but admitted that she couldn’t do it as well. But here it is anyway:

Gura Sings - Resist And Bite by Sabaton:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3oBDMm4_OE

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>>8144829
That's much more mature, it requires adult experience to enjoy it

>> No.8144924

>>8144576
see >>8144841
The fact neo evangelicals use it as a rallying tool for politics is no mistake.

>> No.8144967

>>8144501
>>8144647
>...
Go back to grooming children on discord asshole

>> No.8144999
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8144999

Power metal is so fucking lame. Literal LARPer shit. I'll never understand why you weirdos it so much. Everytime I met someone who likes shit like Sabaton it's always either been one of those history autists who do nothing but play paradox grand strategy and war thunder all day or unfunny alt-right creeps.

>> No.8145035

>>8144887
Holy based

>> No.8145044

>>8144999
>he says this on a virtual youtuber board
>he says this on a board dedicated for people larping as anime w*men

>> No.8145062

>>8144999
I'm sorry you're so full of negativity anon, I hope you find something you enjoy someday.

>> No.8145066

>>8144999
depends on how you're exposed to it desu
and don't let the optics of how you percieve the fans of something turn you away from enjoying said thing. you think it's lame anyway in this case, but still

>> No.8145089

>>8144194
>>8144396
Dumbfucks is a song about dying for the glory of god......
Yes we all know its not about the crusades. That is literally besides the point.

>> No.8145100

>>8144999
power metal is not typically political, sabaton does not represent all power metal and is in fact cringe

>> No.8145130

Gura is based, I kneel

>> No.8145141

>>8145066
>optics
/pol/ buzzword detected

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>>8144999
Honestly, cheese is good for one thing and one thing only, for really hard rhythm game levels.
This is probably why Gura likes them.

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>>8143590
HOLY FUCK, how did you fools get her to sing actually good music?

>> No.8145216

>>8145141
i can see that, but i didn't see on there first i dont think, not that i lurk there very often. for me it's an easy way to explain certain types of perception for groups of people. i also like using it politically to describe the difference between optical goals and policy goals.

>> No.8145224

>>8144881
Have this as well

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Szigetv%C3%A1r

>>8144967
>discord
I don't have or use any form of social media. Also, why are you mad?

>> No.8145242

>>8145191
she did it of her own accord
based lil sharkie

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>>8144396
>This, it’s not even a fucking song themed around the crusades
It's just a meme that's gotten out of control. If people actually want to DEUS VULT, then they should be playing Powerwolf's DEUS VULT instead.

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8145281

>>8145224
4chan is social media, Anon-chama.

>> No.8145302

>>8143590
Does anyone have a FULL download of RED PILLED Gura?

>> No.8145345

>>8145141
You know they use the word "optics" like that outside of /pol/, right? That it didn't originate there?

>> No.8145376

>>8145281
Fair point Satania, fair point.

>> No.8145379

>>8145281
To be fair 4chan is more like antisocial media

>> No.8145382

>>8144999
dude... what are you, trans? that's like the only people who hate history stuff.

>> No.8145388
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8145388

>reddit starts cringeposting about inventing a religion around cubes and council lore
>gura proceeds to sing a song about persevering against apostates and heretics and the love of christian god

>> No.8145393

>>8145302
If you mean the full karaoke, it’s here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywk2OZeTZj4

>> No.8145407

>>8145345
>You know they use the word "optics" like that outside of /pol/, right?
no they dont

>> No.8145472

>>8144999
>unfunny alt right creeps
where do you think you are lmao, you are one of them

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8145517

>>8144999
>Everytime I met someone who likes shit like Sabaton it's always either been one of those history autists who do nothing but play paradox grand strategy and war thunder all day or unfunny alt-right creeps.
What's wrong with history?

>> No.8145562

>>8143590
Wake me up when she sings Final Solution

>> No.8145587

Cumbuds are so cringe. You’re all children. Actual children.

>> No.8145591

>>8145407
I don't even have a response to that. I think you might just be stupid.

>>8145382
The one trans person I know well is obsessed with military history, and specifically the development of tanks and military aircraft.

>> No.8145639

>>8144999
You're so terribly lost and you don't even realize it.

>> No.8145646

>>8144999
don't you have a KFP thread to go infest tranny?

>> No.8145661

>>8145587
Ok Teamate go back to supporting Ame's pregnancy.

>> No.8145766

>>8145388
We need Miko to sing some good old Shinto music, since she’s a Miko after all
Does Shinto even have religious music? I’m pretty ignorant of it as a whole but I know rituals, chanting etc are common in some of the less-organised religions of the world. Ngl I would be interested in a chuuba that could teach about this sort of stuff (folklore of Japan particularly) even if it needed subtitles

>> No.8145774

>>8144260
I hope she is, but in any case I'd like to start praying for her

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>>8143590
>Its time for a Crusade
You heard the Shark. Lets Goooooooooo!

>> No.8145823

The mashup of her two takes was great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WIdT3otPOs

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>>8145766
>tfw no okinawan holo that'll play and sing comfy okinawan folk
https://youtu.be/FHLKAV4LD_M

>> No.8145861

>>8145766
It has a lot of local folk music for rituals, there's also Buddhist chanting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfRcUpoPl7w

This is all NG though for streams, I'm really surprised management allowed gura to sing about god and purging heretics

>> No.8145908

I was expecting her to sing at least one alestorm song

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>>8145800
>tfw gura's roommate actually looks eerily similar to joan of arc

>> No.8146112
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8146112

>>8145999
Jeanne d'Shark

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>>8145999
AVE MARIA! CALL THE POPE!

>> No.8146159

>>8144999
>Everytime I met someone who likes shit like Sabaton it's always either been one of those history autists who do nothing but play paradox grand strategy and war thunder all day
But that's not a bad thing.

>> No.8146208
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– Didn't you hear me anon? Let's go, it's time for a Crusade.

>> No.8146210

>>8145999
GUAAAAARDS

>> No.8146230

>>8145766
Lot of shinto stuff is in archaic Japanese that most everyday people barely understand if at all. Be like if Gura whipped out some plainchant in middle-english.

>> No.8146312

>>8144999
Find the nearest phone and press the key with the number 8

>> No.8146380

>>8144999
You're posting in a global thread, your IQ is useless here anon-kun

>> No.8146403

>>8146112
underrated

>> No.8146421

>>8146380
nice passive-aggressive post you pseud faggot

>> No.8146526
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8146526

How did we get Red Gura and not have her sing motherfucking CAROLUS REX!? It fits the character perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2ylGAwBnk

>> No.8146600

I can't believe Gura would rip off a S*nzawa stream like that. Holonegros really do have no respect

>> No.8146637

>>8144396
>dies on route to holy land
kek

>> No.8146738

>>8146526
>oyoyoyoyoy nej nej nej nej nej It fits the character perfectly.
t. Sven Bjerlsen

>> No.8146833

Why are people conflating this song to the Crusades? It's a song about the 1527 Sack of Rome during the Cambrai League/Italian wars you fucking retards

>> No.8146896

>>8146833
American hours

>> No.8146928

>>8146833
because she said "it's time for a crusade" while singing it. I'm skeptical that Gura is well-versed in the italian wars, so she probably assumed it was about the crusades, but I could be wrong

>> No.8146943

>>8146833
more people getting upset about that than people saying it, just admit you're salty gura is based.

>> No.8146949

>>8146833
Its been used in a large number of Crusades memes and while everyone already knows its not about the Crusades they still have fun with it because they don't have a stick up their ass. Even Gura said "Its time for a Crusade" in the middle of singing it.

>> No.8146959

>>8143590
Great song, but Gura just disgraced it but trying to sing. She's got no ability, and no voice power to even decently sing it. I was disgusted just by hearing first 5 seconds of it.

>> No.8146985

>>8146833
Sabaton songs, while based on historical events, have lyrics that conjure very specific imagery

>> No.8147204

>>8144999
this is completely true but that's not sabaton's fault and it's definitely not history's fault either. this topic is just a magnet for 14 year old chinless stormfags and autists with kaiser wilhelm on all their pfps

>> No.8147215

Only cumkeks could make such a terrible thread. You always outdo yourselves.

>> No.8147397

>>8146230
Seems fair, but why not go further and sing in Old English instead?
https://youtu.be/b3hzR939uB8
P.S. Woden not Odin o.k. :-DDD

>> No.8147439

Sabaton sucks

>> No.8147452

>>8143590
This was her best karaoke.

>> No.8147495

>>8146959
She's incompetent, giggly and silly about it, yes. That's Gura. Do you really not understand the appeal of the loli EN with the neotenous voice who adopts childlike mannerisms in her performance, anon? Really?
The whole point of Gura is to pretend she's actually a cheeky little girl and not a 30yo womanchild slob who sits in a pile of crusty clothes and moldy food containers while she RPs as an anime loli earning five digits a month on cunnisseur dollars.

>> No.8147550

I want Gura to karaoke Creeping Death or any Metallica song

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>>8143590
>got a perfectly fine song with Last Battle about the historykino that is castle itter
>does Last Stand instead

>> No.8147643

>>8147439
I THINK SAH BAH TONE
SUCKS

>> No.8147807

>>8147452
Agreed

>> No.8148939

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw6Em17CCuM

>> No.8149129

>>8144999
Adding to the list of people calling you a humorless faggot.
Faggot.

>> No.8149256

>>8145766
Unironically https://youtu.be/_lyo0dfgTfY.. It's more about rice farmers than actual shrines but it's still leans towards traditional Japanese culture

>> No.8149269

>>8147204
gura is not chinless, you little shit!

>> No.8149344

>>8144501
The song isn't even about the crusades or Turks you Balkanigger. It's about Pope hiding in the basement like the pathetic pedo he and his church are.

I wish Gooruh sang something that actually has a good story to tell than a couple hundred idiots dying for a pedo.

>> No.8149478

>>8143590
>Last Stand
>Based
yawn, let me know when she chant the Templar prayer

>> No.8149543

>>8144278
I thought this stream wasn’t very good song-wise. But she’s having fun, so I enjoyed it.

>> No.8149624
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8149624

>>8149344
Accept Christ as your Lord

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>>8149478
>Gura doing a Gregorian Chant
If only

>> No.8150214

>>8150167
>Gregorian Chant
hard pass, I want mongolian throat singing

>> No.8150823

it was actually really cool

>> No.8150865
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>>8150214
>tfw no Tengri steppe chuuba
why live bros…

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>>8144501
Tell that to the reddit tourists who LARP as Catholics and screech about pagans but have never read a page out of the Bible
I’m all for Christian ideals and the fear of God, but lurking /pol/ and blasting death metal doesn’t make you a Catholic

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8152419

>>8152140
Seriously. Most cowards have never requested that the Most Holy Mass be offered up for chuubas.

>> No.8152476

quality version from bilibili https://files.catbox.moe/nw14sc.mp4

>> No.8153770

>>8144194
>trad cath zoomer
It makes me happy as a catholic that there are so many young people becoming orthodox catholics, that it has become noticeable for non-catholics

>> No.8153858

>>8144278
I'm a big fan of the band but I agree, the music is generic trash and the lyrics are just wikipedia articles

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>>8144999
How can someone lack so much self-awareness to make that post?

>> No.8154008

>>8145766
Don't expect good art from pagan religions

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8154042

>>8143640
>>8143590
>2:33
>"It's time for a Crusade"
You heard it from the shark herself boys. By the Pope, we will have Jerusalem

>> No.8154085

>>8145999
*looks eerily similar to a late 19th century artist interpretation of how Joan of Arc looked like

>> No.8154113

>>8152140
When was your last Stations of the Cross, oh child of the only true order?

>> No.8154214

>>8152140
/pol/ used to be 3 groups of people
Catholic monarchists
Literal Nazis
Hyper Libertarians (like, age of consent isn't the governments job tier)
And the arguments between the 3 generals were halarious.

Then Trump got elected and the kino was ruined So i take refuge among the anime girls whilist I pray to the Almighty God

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8154280

>>8144999
>of those history autists who do nothing but play paradox grand strategy
> alt-right

>> No.8154298

>>8154008
>t. thinks human history began in 0AD
Nice b8 m8, I’ll admit you got me.

>> No.8154301

>>8154214
>/pol/ used to be 3 groups of people
>Catholic monarchists
I miss AMDG every day, he would slap these pseudo-christians and heathens into the ground

>> No.8154352

yeah let's /pol/-meme the shit out of it until twitter has a reason to cancel her, good thinking fellow antis

>> No.8154404

>>8154214
You remember Wolfshiem? I miss the Catholic generals they were nice before the Donald cancer immigrated.

>> No.8154469

>>8146526
>Protestant
>Fits the character perfectly
GURA IS A CATHOLIC FARM GIRL WHO IS A LONELY ALCOHOLIC AND BROWSED HERE DURING HER CHILDHOOD
Or at least that's what everybody always claimed on /jp/'s hlgg

>> No.8154532

>>8154298
Greek and roman art are an exception to the rule, and even then latin christian art has surpassed them
>nordic "art"
>shinto "art"
>mesopotamian "art"
>egypitian "art"
>chink "art"
>indian "art"
>iranian "art"
>turkic "art"
>aztec "art"
>yoruba "art"
now cope

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8154553

>>8154404
Yes I remember wolfshiem
I also remember when the britbong chaimberlain created christ-chan as a baptist girl and we turned her into a catholic icon REAL FAST
And then a lutheran chubba stole her design kek

>> No.8154578

>>8144841
Also it's been hollowed out to be a shell for "churches" that aren't really churches but pyramid schemes because the definition of what a church or a preacher is has become so loose as to include anybody, moral or immoral.

>> No.8154631

>>8154553
Abigail deserves it, though. She's different enough to be considered a unique design. Also Abigail is a bit chubby and Christ chan isn't so its hard to mistake the two.

>> No.8154726

>Gura sang The Last Stand, instead of The Winged Hussars
She could have blown the doors out, but she chose to just kick one in

>> No.8154797

>>8154726
She was nervous and wasn't sure how people would like the edgy gimmick
Show her we love it and watch her become Trad Cath shitposter when she's red

>> No.8154813

>>8152140
>>8152419
Stop praying to saints, its idolatry

>> No.8154824
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8154824

>Sabaton
>Crusades
>WW2 antifacist history enthusiast
>Sovietboo
>Nazi aesthetic enjoyer

I picture the people who browse /pol/ and /his/ like pic related

>> No.8154879

>>8154813
If there is an afterlife, than the saints are alive. If the Saints are alive, there is no difference between asking your friend to pray for you and asking a saint to pray for you. Except the obvious, the saint is already in heaven and a true Christian will pray for you guaranteed when asked

>> No.8154993

>>8149344
>I wish Gooruh sang something that actually has a good story
Ah, you want to talk history. Okay. Here's a bit - the Swiss pikemen were universally feared in Renaissance Europe. They were superb soldiers, and were often mercenaries. They were always expensive. They were always expensive because when they would start moving as an unit, and advance towards the opposing force with their halberds or whatever the English word is, they would not stop. It was common for armies to break since antiquity, and the slaughter starts then, not while they are in formation. Anyway - the Swiss would not break. They would not stop. And their enemies knew it. Ergo it was common for armies to simply refuse to fight and abandon the field if they realized the opposing side used Swiss mercenaries. Keep in mind that the mere sight of an army advancing towards you, be it in ancient Greece or in Renaissance Europe, with spears pointed towards you and looking like a hedgehog of sorts is terrifying, because you will inevitable start to IMAGINE what will happen to you within the next ten minutes or so. It is demoralizing, it is fear itself. Historical records tell us how men would literally shit themselves in fear at such sights.

In other words I am mocking you and your assumptions about my knowledge and simply wanted to point out that in certain regions of the world there is nothing "meme" about certain things, ergo an example from Croatian history.

>> No.8155052

>>8154532
That Mesopotamian art was part of the culture from which your “chosen” people sprang you arrogant nigger, for example the entire flood story is copied from the Epic of Gilgamesh (with name changes)
Even the ebin white conquistadors you weird larpers love were impressed by non-European cities like Tenochtitlan
Also if you disdain art and art forms from outside muh based latin west I hope you don’t watch any JP chuubas anon

>> No.8155103

Sabaton and it's fans are peak cringe and this thread is just another proof

>> No.8155127

>>8154813
>Classic trope of "praying to idols"
We revere the saints and the blessed mother for the trials and tribulations they endured in this world for the sake of Christ, to the point of death by a most painful end for some of them. Through their sacrifice, they galvanized the faith to be unyielding and their just reward is to be recognized by our order.
We call to them in times for a comparative relationship on how to proceed with our own issues, but we never revere them above Christ or God. The blessed Mary comes close because she was as close to perfection in terms of devotion and faith that a human being could attain

Now go back to Ricky Gervais or Bill Maher on your next quip

>> No.8155212

>>8155103
holy ESL anon

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>> No.8155437

>>8145517
don't you know, respecting history is alt right now

>> No.8155478

>>8152140
>reddit tourists who LARP as Catholics
There's a limit to hyperbole anonchama

>> No.8155509

>>8155212
hOLy eSl ANoN
hump yourself

>> No.8155568

Did catholics ever stoppes praying to saints? I always found that super weird of them.

>> No.8155618

>>8155568

>>8155127

>> No.8156451

>>8155127
kek, cath*lics are so deluded that they think "saints" are anything but a political title granted by the Vatican. mother theresa was corrupt as shit but nobody in Church will either admit or care enough to know about it.

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>>8156451
>mother theresa was corrupt as shit
Christopher Hitchens did nothing but utter slander and Mother Teresa unironically did nothing wrong.
>Inb4 the image is from reddit
Its the most complete and well sourced dress down of the anti-catholic bullshit ive seen so far

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>>8153770
>tradcath zoomers are numerous enough to be pandered to
>but transgender zoomers are also extremely numerous

What the fuck is going on in highschools nowadays.

>> No.8157113

>>8157087
Maximum propaganda being pushed so hard and so deep down your throat you either become one of two things.
>A hyper tranny liberal
>The exact fucking opposite out of rebellion

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>>8152140
Pagang is less than a meme, it's like 5 dudes watching varg videos dressing up as vikings.

>> No.8157246

>>8157120
it's hilarious to think that there are people that take Varg seriously outside of his farming advice kek

>> No.8157304
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8157304

Meidos thank you for allowing this Christian discussion ITT
posting Christian related chubba content to stay relevant to the board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEJKneV8nSc

>> No.8157805

>>8144406
yeah and those arent the Christians who go around listening to Sabaton lol

>> No.8157952

>>8145379
ah, antisocial social media.

>> No.8163546

>>8144999
>one of those history autists who do nothing but play paradox grand strategy
me but I dont like sabaton either desu

>> No.8164343

>>8145089
>we all know

>> No.8164786
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>>8157087
You have a hyper polarised environment in high school. I remember the whole time being made to read books and write essays in English 90% of the time around some form of identity politics. Be it racism, sexism or the like. This is further exacerbated by mainstream social media (Instagram, YouTube, snapchat, ie) also bringing such topics to the forefront. From there you either succumb to the message given to you from society or you reject it and try and find answers elsewhere. That answer is usually given by communities of people (typically on the internet due to accessibility) who believe in the traditions of the past which provides roles and purpose for those who reject those of the modern era, traditions that have all but been forsaken in the eyes of modern society.
t.born in 2001

>> No.8164813

>>8164786
you are simply a contrarian who eagerly embraces what you perceive as being hated by reddit

>> No.8164866
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>>8164813
And your mother rims my hairy asshole on the daily.

>> No.8164946

and that's how to destroy /pol/ '''''christians'''''

>> No.8165024
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>>8164946
>and that's how to destroy /pol/ '''''christians'''''

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>>8164946
Hail Mary, full of Grace, the Lord is with you
Blessed are you among women
and blessed is the fruit of your womb, Jesus
Holy Mary, Mother of God
Pray for us sinners
Now and at the hour of our death
Amen

>> No.8165098

nothing beats protestant work ethic and smarts.
catholics are pagan too ok

>> No.8169818

>>8143590
SAME VULT

>> No.8169864 [DELETED] 

>>8165024
Bet you've unironically posted a selfie like that

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>>8143590
You guys are fucking cringe. who cares about your religion, it's all about the aesthetic

>> No.8170115

>>8170001
I'm still laughing about how shit the new EVA was.

>> No.8170319

>>8143590
What a mess. I wonder if IRS could sing this at least half-decently.

>> No.8170394

someone tell her about Palästinalied

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>>8164786
>Now are you sure teaching them about how whites, east asians and lightskinned hispanics are literally hitler will create a more educated population
>educated?

>> No.8171218

>>8165083
Bloody Mary, full of Vodka
Blessed are you among cocktails
Pray for me now and at the hour my death
which I hope is soon
Amen

>> No.8173662

>>8145591
Tranny here. Also love history.

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I thought it was a good rendition. I happened to tune in just as she was starting and was very surprised.

>> No.8174641

Non political trannies are into traditional gender roles so I don't see why they would hate history the same way SJWs do.

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