/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Bae a cute.

GRIM

What would Sara Gutenberg think?

>>81333407
I push both together to flatten them like a panini then I suck.

choco...

>game about dinosaurs
>no Megaladon
This game blows.

>>81332382
>Of 4 people who aren’t joining, 3 people have a 100% chance of not joining, 2 people have an 80% chance of not joining, and one person has a 30% of not joining
That’s not how percentages work buddy

Waiting for Takanashi Kiwawa Ch. hololive-EN

Aqua going to play ARK 24/7

>>81333458
>sara gutenberg
still don't get it this meme

>>81333407
huuh, what happend there?

Sex with birds

I love Mori!

>>81333458
PRINTING PRESS

Idk how ARK works. Is Raora online or is that just her dead body?

>>81333456
REAPER

They're so cute
They have sex (in Aqua's mind)

>>81333484
the megalodons are in depth ocean

KIARA LOVE

>>81333526
this but pregnant

>>81333484
Okayu got eaten by one earlier, anon.

Everytime I begin liking a holo I always end up being disappointed of them.

>Aqua is cosplaying Gollum

I got my Ina!
I somehow ordered 2, Don't know what to do with the other one

Where is Migo

>got into hololive watching coco and co play this barely finished kusoge
>4 years later, the game is somehow more unfinished
damn

>>81333559
Sounds like a you problem

CHIGGIN TIME

I don’t know anything about ark but I’m assuming none of the girls are good enough at the game to completely trivialize all the difficult content like they did in minecraft hardcore right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9_VahId1zc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9_VahId1zc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9_VahId1zc

WAWA ON TELLY

Would you watch Smiling Friends with Mumei? And then have her repeat lines at you throughout the day?

>>81333533
Body's stay in the world when you go to sleep
this is why its extra funny to loot sleeping people on pvp servers

My Ina!

KIWAWA ON THE TELLY

https://youtu.be/s9_VahId1zc
https://youtu.be/s9_VahId1zc
https://youtu.be/s9_VahId1zc
Time to fuck the Legion and NCR.

>>81333575
now put inside your ass

kiara fucking whore

Lapsama my friend

>>81333575
one is for display one is to be covered in tako cum

>>81333559
If it makes you feel any better, I’m sure they’d be disappointed in you too

Kino

Aki, you're going to lose everyone's respect as the ARK senpai...

>>81333613
I'd play Burnout Revenge on the PS2 with her.

Come on kiara start the fucken stream

Hey KFP, do you like anal?

>>81333559
which ones

Fubuki spotted on server!

i still cant believe this thing used to exist

>>81333645
Speak English

>>81333697
I can't say because I've never tried it
but it looks hot in sex/hentai

>>81333407
Sex

what do you call this type of remix

>>81333559
How sad. Maybe you should take a break and brush up on your English.

I almost forgot kiara had a unique intro for fallout. It has been so long....

>>81333697
Depends. How tight are you?

>>81333267
>watching JP

>>81333650
>Not displaying your cum

>>81333740
poop

https://www.youtube.com/live/s9_VahId1zc?si=t5vDEh1ZPgm1t5sl
https://www.youtube.com/live/s9_VahId1zc?si=t5vDEh1ZPgm1t5sl
https://www.youtube.com/live/s9_VahId1zc?si=t5vDEh1ZPgm1t5sl

Is this new? Also wow her ass looks fat

>>81333765
okay anti

>>81333407
Why would you blow a balloon like that?

CHIGGEN TYME

>>81333575
Nice stuffs!

>>81333697
How much you paying?

Instead of old american music this intro sounds more like egyptian music

https://x.com/samuelsb2000/status/1815697957011796079

>>81333771
Look! This anon knows Japanese!

>>81333697
It takes too much preparation in real life.
And it doesn't even feel better to make up for all the extra work, pussy is better.

https://www.youtube.com/live/s9_VahId1zc

>>81333697
With certain anons' mothers

She got smacked again

>>81333786
I can’t stop imagining her crushing that bar stool.

>>81333712
It's like a bat but bigger, or alternatively a big bird.
Technically all dinos are just giant birds. Supposedly they had feathers.

Kiara is live. Let the shitposting intensify!

Absolutely kino intro

>>81333407
>p*rn in the OP
sigh...

>>81333786
Her intro or the merch?

>Okayu forcing her shit on Subaru in exchange for pearls
good SubaOka right there.

>>81333712
Towa still exists

KIKKERIKI

>>81333831
Ogey

Kiara vs Bae debate

KIKKERIKI

GIGIRIGGIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>81333407
>condoms full of semen
Is this SFW?

>>81333771
Why is Ark so terrible looking as a game? It looks like a game I could make.

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>81333849
The intro

KIKKERIKIIII!

>>81333559
This really only applies to Gura for me, all the others I watch have only gotten better

Why can't EN organize something big like this?

>>81333831
We only shitpost when good streams aren't on

>>81333847
I don't see no nips except for the ones on-stream so it's safe.

KOTOR is a better Obsidian game than New Vegas, and Fallout 4 is a better Fallout game than New Vegas.

>>81333831
Nah, schizos fear KFP

That one guy is me btw

I hope one of the kfp oil barons buys a shit ton of the rubber kfp and fills a bath tub with them.

>>81333903
they hate each other anon

>>81333831
Shitposts will start ~3 hours from now.

>>81333830
>Supposedly they had feathers
I still cannot comprehend why the usual depictions of dinosaurs are just giant lizards, when they were clearly more like giant birds. Like a t-rex, that thing was just a big chicken!

>>81333885
It's been a part of her NV streams since the first one, I believe. Reminds me of her GTAV streams.

Double wawa!

What ya'll do in Vega?

KIARA IS BACK
for like 10 days

>>81333575
On my way to steal your extra one.

>>81333903
my man half can barely amount the effort to stream semi regularly how do you think they could organise an event like this?
even that oneblock minecraft myth stream felt like most wanted to end early

MS PAINT KINO

I have to do my 4km walk for my heart now, but I don't want to miss an hour of the stream...I should get one of those treadmills.

MAMMA mia!

>>81333903
Too much sexual tension. They’re just too damn horny for each other and it shows.

kiara balding

>Ark is shit

Based Kiara

no ark
BASED WAWA

>>81333924
NV had a better story, factions, quests, characters, etc. but Fo4 had better gameplay by far.
You aren't getting a KOTOR arc.

They did it

>Kiara doesn't want to join ARK
>IRyS doesn't want to join ARK
KiaRyS BROS?!

holy based Kiara

THANK GOD
FUCK ARK

>>81333903
because the true answer to your memequestion is that there was not enough members before, they dont have survival autism and even if they did gura would still be missing so you would shit your pants either way

Ark is a shit game anyways.
It's only kino for ~5 minutes out of 10 hours of streams.

Arkfags btfo

>>81333831

>>81333963
Backflips and mixups

>>81334043
Not cute enough.

>>81333924
And Outer Worlds is somehow so mediocre that NVfags who praised it to high heaven during launch immediately forgot about it after a week.

>>81333903
Nobody in EN has any team spirit

>airport situation
oh boy

>>81333830
theyre always depicted with such bizarre proportions it just seems crazy that these things could exists at all but i guess we have animals like chameleons that have telescopic eyes and 50 foot tongues that change colors so maybe its not that crazy to think about

Her airport got cloudstriked didn't it

>>81334071
This thread was clearly botted.

I don't like dinosaurs. I think they suck and people who like them are children

What is a mamma mia situation?

She was in Italy?

>Kiara went to Italy
>Didn't meet Raora
Why does she hate her so much?

Windowschama....

>>81334086
Didn’t Subaru get Mental Physical Passion from EN?

>>81333697
Who's on the receiving enfd?

>>81333999
Or a phone and a pair of bluetooth earbuds

>>81333903
EN has no identity or leaders.

>>81334107
It's almost as if she tweeted about it

>trusting Italians with infrastructure

>>81334092
I mean, look at the nightmarish shit that still exists. The only difference is that they aren't enormous anymore.

>>81334077
Outer Wilds is one of the best games ever made

Stream is already kino

>>81334107
Yes she tweeted about her breakfast quaso there.

>>81334108
anon... you might need to sit down for the info I'm about to give you

bro why is she balding what the fuck lol

More dinosaurs

yo dawg
herd u like tangents

>Kiara's flight got delayed because some intern uploaded a bad Windows update

>>81333407
SEX

>>81334027
I mostly agree with this, but I will say Far Harbor is a better DLC than any of the NV DLCs.

>>81334114
what?

>>81334086
Kiara is the saviorfag of the EN branch

>>81334139
>>81334163
I don't use Twitter

Can you post those screenshots of Biboo and Kiara interrupting gameplay to talk about food?

>>81334185
Pretty sure one of them mentioned that.

>>81333812
I never hear from you when I do this with EN collabs, anon.

>>81334178
Yes but in true Kiara fashion this'll be a minimum 10 minute story possibly 30

>>81334144
imagine a dinosaur version of that

>>81334186
NV DLCs are awful

>>81333559

stop watching Kanata streams then. Watch someone actually interesting like Pekora

>>81334077
>>81334159
Exploration games are only fun when you are not bothered with other responsibilities. It's simply not a good stream game.

Why can't Holos play a good iceberg game like Noita for once?

>>81333407
why are there balloons on the bed

>>81334214

She already told this whole story on her RM twitter, why repeat it.

>>81334204
All of Kiara's tweets get posted here

>>81334232
ogey

>>81333924
KOTOR was fantastic but I think NV is more enjoyable. I had a tough time actually having fun in Fallout 4. I think the only nice thing I have to say about Fallout 4 is that the environmental design is nice to look at, and they nailed the grittiness in some of the super mutant areas. I get actually a little irritated thinking about Fallout 4's story and writing.

>>81334108
Raora smells

I'm gripping

>>81333598
Peko played quite a bit of ARK, and Aki was addicted enough to it to stream it solo even when nobody else cared for it anymore and played it for 10h/day during the VCR events that made her so popular. But so far they're choosing not to cheese it (e.g. when they tamed the Trike earlier they could've just trapped it in a cheap structure but didn't). ARK is pretty easy to trivialize if you know what you're doing, I think Peko is aware of this and is making everyone take things slow to keep some tension.

>>81334216
what are you talking about

>>81334246
eww cosplay is so cringe

Imagine out doomposting kiara

sweaty rrat pits

>>81334108
She already got lured in her home once. She’s not gonna do it again.

>>81334245
I didn't see it

>>81334178
not watching, but if you're/she's talking about the cloudstrike thing, that's not how any of that worked.

I'm in love with Gigi.

I wish Towa was real in a literal sense and not just as a metaphor.

>someone can out doomer Kiara
goddamn

>he

DOOMPOSTING MENTION

>>81334315
She stinks

>>81334313
>not watching
then don't reply, retard

I thought posting the RL talents was against the rules?

>>81333407
full image?

>he

>>81334284
Read it carefully and think deeply. I’m sure you can figure it out.

>>81334283
>10h/day
She was playing like 30 hours a day

>>81334321
Kiara isn't a doomer
A doomer is a philosophical position, it requires you to have an opinion on the world outside yourself, Kiara literally only thinks about herself

>>81333598
>>81334283
Plus Choco has a second channel dedicated to just ARK streams.

>>81334320
Platowa's Cave...

I can't wait for the HoloEN FFXIV arc

>putting your friend on blast in front of thousands
Based?

Doomposter male friend is definitely gay

Egguardo working overtime today

>>81334218
EN typically plays games that aren’t flavor of the month slop.

>he

>>81334331
>>81334348

>>81334331
>has

>>81334159
>>81334233
cant tell if you are making a joke or actually serious

>>81333697
I like having anal with Kanata

Just look at her spead her gapping asshole open like a good little slut
https://files.catbox.moe/u2jfmh.png

>>81334283
Aki is also just helping and not leading this time because she knows how easy it would be if she just did everything

>>81334320
I wish she was real and my husband

>>81334341
It is but the jannies are clearly too busy jacking off

i'm glad kaela is streaming again

>>81334351
I don't speak ESL

>doomposting

>Open Wawa stream
>She's drawing cocks
Nani?

>New Vegas Stream
>It's actually a zatsu
I WAS FOOLED AGAIN

>>81334386
>no

>>81334369
Nah she said before that he has a gf who is allergic to cats.

>>81334337
Good.

>>81334395
>AI slop

SHUT UP WINDOWS

>>81334385
mhmmm

>>81334395
That anus looks like it's been through a lot

>>81334382
>>81334386

ITS SO OVER
WE ARE SO BACK
OH NO BROS

[Good News]
Kiara does NOT have dementia

yo
that's a hammerhead shark's face

>>81334406
It’s okay to admit that you’re retarded.

>>81334417
>condoms

>>81334390

>>81334366
>>Based?

Based on what?

so...
which holo is Choco gonna groom into her new sex pet?

>>81334108
she did, anon...

>>81334424
Is Gigi a Nene-type of girl?

>happy kiara

I think Kiara is dating some men

I can't tell if Raden's laugh is amazing or terrible.

>>81334511
All me.

>>81334159
He's talking about Outer Worlds, the Obsidian sci-fi RPG that was basically to NV what Starfield is to Fo3. But it just wasn't a very good game.

Outer Wilds is fantastic game. Outer Worlds was mediocre.

Gremhole

>>81334511
Those men?

>go to italy
>it's hot

>>81334511
those men?
me

2 HATS
7 BREADS
3 TRAINS

>>81334259
The thing with Fo4 is if you go in to it wanting a well written and carefully crafted RPG, you’re gonna be dissapointed. But if you go in to it wanting to play an apocalyptic survival game or town building simulator, it’s fun.

Haachama did it.

>>81334358
can't one doompost about just xerself?

>>81334478
You're a retarded weeaboo who can't form coherent English sentences

>>81334511
Yeah reine

Oh no KFP, who's Ryan Ayre?

That's exactly my vibe right now

Ryanair hate

>>81334511
I happen to be those men.

Kiara is a whore

>>81334426
you still fapped to it

>>81334454
Kanata loves anal
https://files.catbox.moe/s2jjid.png

What the fuck is this?

>>81334572
That's just being pessimistic

Epic Fallout New Vegas stream
Truly riveting

>>81334585
Me, I'm cheap as fuck

why cant Kiara say the name of the airport? She's not there anymore. Is she scared someone is going to bomb it?

>>81334585
Me

>>81334511

>>81334574
>You're a retarded weeaboo
>boards.4chan.org/vt/
No shit?

>>81334558
I like walking around and turning things into piles of salsa with an explosive shotgun in that game.

Their airport uses Linux, based.

Isn't that kinda a dick move on her friends part

>>81334574
Says the retard who can’t understand basic sentences nor basic references. Reply more. It’s to entertaining me.

>>81334605
thats a grem

https://youtu.be/Nf3s60FXWVc
the frame is up

>>81334619
That's Aki

>>81334627
>expecting Kiara to care about the game

>>81334558
So much of the story being attached to the protagonist looking for his son turned me away from it entirely. I don't care how fun it can be to make your own character build when the roleplaying part of the game is so locked into one role of being a dad. The base building was also incredibly uninteresting to me.

/g/ won....

>>81334654
You wanna see a real dick move?
>pulls down your pants
>rapes you

>>81334630
*cheep

>>81334659
Who the fuck watches Subaru

>>81334629
because she is about to shit on it, she's already on Saudis and Turks hit list and doesn't want to add Italians to it

LinuxGODS

>>81334680
Has /g/ figured out how to leverage this CrowdStrike thing into a way to share cheese pizza secretly?

>>81334629
Why would you even want her to?

https://x.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1815769514271019063
this is the most erotic Watame audio clip I have ever heard

Italian hours even if no Raora

>>81333679
I'd do Ritalin with her and fill our bellies with DIET soda

>>81334665
what's the point if she speak jp

>>81334619
random air drops with loot, they have different tiers with better ones requiring a higher character level to open and usually spawning in more dangerous areas

>but I wasn't affected, so that's okay
Kek, good one

>>81334712
to bomb it

>SEA hours
>KFP anti spamming rest of Hololive
>EU hours
>rest of Hololive anti spamming Kiara
How did this happen

>>81333697

>>81334696
Everyone who has team spirit.

>>81334696
I'm watching her right now.

>>81334576
This is true.

>traffic jam
POST THE JOKE

>>81334717

>>81334752
Is this what they call a "gymcel"

>>81333875
how do you know that's what's in them, anon? could be yogurt

>outlast collab ends
>immediately joins ARK
FBK...

>traffic jam

>>81334752
>face of a PC parts youtuber
>body of a jojo character
nahone

>>81334752
The weakest KFP.

>>81334744
Well don’t.

NICE AIRPORT ITALY

>>81334791
The grind never ends

raora panthera

>>81334395

is it wrong that i want to lick her butthole

>>81334751
Here is a hint
Look at the posting style

what was happening in Italy for her having such a big circle traveling together?

Kiara is proof of why I hate women who talk too much, women are only good for sex

Guys, I think Kiara might be lying to us, I don't think Mamma Mia is a real airport.

>>81334806
It's just the big glasses, really

>>81334807
Lean guys on steroids generally aren't as strong as you'd think. It's only the guys who eat masses of food that get really strong.

>>81334781
This one of my favorite KFPs

>>81334752
Would

>>81334789
Because they're full of my semen

>>81334413
Just come in ~60 minutes late.
All the EU girls are like this.
Kiara, Raora, Cecilia, they all start with 60 minutes of yap.

>>81334839
orgy with those italian vtubers

>>81334804
So cute

>>81334840
Kiara is like every negative female stereotype, I have no idea why people watch her

>>81334674

tiddies

>>81334752
This guy looks like a younger idubbz

>>81334781
cute

>>81334840
Saying this while posting Mumei is the most ironic thing

>>81334791
How do you see this?

>>81334855
he's on roids?

>>81334840
>I hate women who talk too much,
So all of them?

>>81334505
She's genki and I believe she'd move very well in 3D.

She has a map!

>>81334674
As someone who never gets that invested in base building, I actually got super into it for Fo4. Doing Minutemen and getting the Fort helped.
>So much of the story blah blah dad game
Lol that gets dropped in the 2nd act when you find out your son is actually an old man and an evil dipshit, and the game devolves into the NV faction choice but not nearly as good.

>>81334629
Because I might work in european air traffic control and can look at all boarding logs.
Maybe.

>>81334781
nice

Italians are not beating the retard allegations

>>81334413
I don't mind desu
t.NVfag

>>81334901
What a stupid question.

>>81334908
I want to see how stiff Nerissa and Shiori will be in 3D

>>81334886
Most people aren’t intimidated by real women.

>>81334840
Literally the only thing holos are good for is talking too much, they are completely useless for sex

>>81334855
I'm aware bro.
But who's gonna get more stares in public?
The guy with a six pack or the fatass who can bench 400 lbs?
Being lean is much healthier in the long run anyway.

I don't get Kiara's reluctance on simple zatsu streams when she returns from trips. She has so much to talk about and any potential new viewers interested in the game probably left by this point

>>81334832

>>81334887
holy fuck he does.

>>81334919
>but not nearly as good.
That's putting it lightly. All 4 choices were abysmal.

yea she is having sex 100%

Any Liz fans present

>>81334936
nothing about that physique is unnatural tho. especially with the runner background

>>81334947
Not intimidated, repulsed
I have no interest in listening to some self-absorbed small-minded woman complain about mundane things for hours on end

>>81334961
Oh nyo~

extremely rare Aqua Sora interaction

>>81334961
She doesn’t give a shit. The people who want to listen will listen.

>>81334674
https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/56984

>>81334990
just say you are gay and be done with it

>>81335001
They used to be way more common...

>>81334958
>But who's gonna get more stares in public?
Why do you care about other people staring at you? Do you need constant validation like a fucking woman?
>Being lean is much healthier in the long run anyway.
Steroids kill lots of people decades before their time.

>>81334983
What do you want I'm listening to Kiara

Pekora has a bird now

>>81334990
Yep. Sounds exactly like someone who doesn’t talk to real women.

I'm gripping again.

>>81335021
No, I like women who have qualities

>>81335005
You are delusional if you think Kiara doesn't care about people not watching her.

show me your most sniffable holobutts and holopits

>>81334908
I mean it's not hard to find out how she will be in 3D because she has already been in 3D before

>>81334968
What’s wrong with the Minutemen other than the fact that they’re horribly underpowered compared to the other 3?

Poor wawa

>>81334990
And yet you watch all of her streams, that's kinda weird

There'd better be a point to this story. She's giving way too many details that could probably be omitted.

Can you keep it in your general? We’re trying to talk about ark right now.

>>81334990
This anon never had a girlfriend, oof

TWO HATS
TWO LINES

>>81335059

>>81335056
If she cares that deeply then she would do exactly what you said but that’s not the case, is it?

>italian airport
>nothing makes sense

>>81335047
anon's chronic masturbation problem...

>>81335046
Who watches Hololive to experience "real women"?

>>81335056
Kiara doesn't care about numbers

Sheesh wawa censor that picture

>>81335059

>>81334958
Did someone say "lean"?

>>81335038
I want homo collabs. I want to hear Liz flirt with Stars in offcollabs

>we were fucked
Yeah by me

>>81335097
it's just like their movies...

>>81335078
>expecting a conclusion to a woman's yapping

>>81335047
Doc...

>>81335113
2 more weeks

>>81334958
that physique isn't gonna be popping out of clothes unless they're already revealing or a size or 2 too small

>>81335054
Shit qualities perfect for men with low tes. It’s okay. They don’t give a shit about you either way.

>>81335059

>>81334945
But Shiori is the dancer of EN?

>>81334975
Of course she is.
Not with the. though, one is RBF and one looks like Frankenstein without the beauty filter.
There were tons of hit Italian guys meeting her during her vacation, she 100% took some of them to her hotel room.

>>81334840
you can't just treat women like objects mumei...... when will your libido be satiated.....

>>81335030
You sound real defensive all of a sudden.
If you wanna be a powershitter, go for it bro but I wanna look good and feel good about my physique instead.

Aqua wants to tame a male bird so she can have it mate with Pekora's newly tamed bird

>>81335147
Low value men settle for low value women
Seeing you're watching vtubers and you can pick any woman you want, why would you pick a low value woman?

cringe

https://litter.catbox.moe/n9d85y.png

>>81335119
cute

what are the odds we make it to playing Fallout this stream

Now it's Kiara's turn to doompost

The ESL retard is samefagging, made me lose my grip...

>>81335183
h-hot

What's with all the super stale rrats lately? It's like someone just woke up from a three year long coma and immediately started shitposting again.

>>81335140
actually it's this friday

>>81335030
Are you implying powerlifters don't use steroids?

>>81335181
Aww nothing’s sadder to see than a pick me man. You really aren’t beating the low tes allegations lol.

>>81335199
rip OP

>>81334887
Idubbz of he didn't let himself go.

>>81334988
Nah you wouldn't get nearly as good definition without roids.

https://youtu.be/VJ1Eu_7pbYI
If Korone did her reps she would be a great english speaker...

>>81335095
that's not true at all. people will literally go against their best interest simply because it's new and uncomfortable

>>81335223
>a pick me man
Damn you got me. I'm just saying these things to impress all the ladies in /hlgg/

>>81335214
Hololive is doing too good this year so they're resorting to years old rrats

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fallout doko?

Anything new from HoloARK?

>>81335063
Possibly the most boring choice. I just couldn't find anything cool about any of the 4 options, but Minutemen were especially fucking lame.

The fuck am I looking at?