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a midnight meeting with a morbid mistress Calliope Mori

>> No.81250896
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remember to love your Mori

>> No.81250913

Deadbeats

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>> No.81250967

massive tits
huge ass
thick thighs

>> No.81251145

>>81250967
how does she sleep?

>> No.81251255
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>>81250967
50 pounds
Each.
How does she do it?

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Remember to kiss your Mori on the cheeks, because she deserves all the love in the world, for she is an incredible person!

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>>81251367
>Remember to kiss your Mori on the cheeks
Which ones?

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>>81251367
this

>> No.81251862

>>81251530
It's very sweet of the debbie to kiss his Morp while in the middle... of eating 2 cheeseburgers and fries?

>> No.81252017

it is necessary to breed fauna

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>> No.81252690

It is necessary to breed Ope

>> No.81253008

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QMlpfYw-bIQ
Debbies, I think Marine could be a dork too

>> No.81253181

>>81252690
And release more menaces?

>> No.81253193

>>81253008
Marine's 3d model always cracks me up. There's something off about it that it makes her look like a cute goblin.

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>>81253181
They just need a good father figure to look up to; namely, me

>> No.81253568

So what did she mean by reconnect with talents?

>> No.81253569

I want to fill Mori’s aching hole

>> No.81253826

>>81253569
You're gonna at least 18 inches (to scale) to compete

>> No.81253872

>>81253826
>18 inches
all me

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>> No.81254474

https://x.com/calliope_info/status/1815332962717815155
A shame the Mori store doesn't get these but oh well

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Oyasumeep

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>> No.81257021

>>81255770
It’s okay Mori

>> No.81257590

Deadbeats how do I cope with the fact that Mori is not yet my wife?

>> No.81257604 [DELETED] 

>Family Vacation

>> No.81257726

>>81257590
Keep coping because she's already my wife

>> No.81258506

>>81257590
Mori told in last members stream that she's going on a family vacation next month.
This means that truefans who will spend time with her are her family, and I am recognized as one of them.

>> No.81259661

>>81257590
Plan out how Mori will become your wife

>> No.81259724

I just had an awful dream where I was doing two exams in one day that were back to back and I had not studied for one of them so I was forced to work on one exam and study for the next one simultaneously. The second exam was worth 50% of the course and meant immediate failure if I didn't score well. And during the first exam, my sister rushed into the class to tell me we had to go in an emergency, telling me that she ran over my cat and showed me a picture of the bloody fucking mess in my driveway. Of course I get up and leave both exams (now worried that I would fuck up both scores), we head back home, and oh boy it's still there in the driveway, only now neighboring rats are feasting on the corpse. Oddly enough, the outside of the home was decorated with giant balloons of default casual outfit Mori, as if she left a mark saying the death was her doing. And now all of a sudden a Mori cosplayer goes up to my dead cat, with it's half eatten abdomen and exposed ribs, picks it up, and throws it into the neighbors yard. We then visit a vet to go get an "excuse note" so that I have a valid excuse to take my exams another day. Luckily that gives me an excuse to study properly now before the new testing date. God what a horrible dream now I can't go back to sleep. Mori being somewhat in it was the only saving grace from me bawling my eyes out

>> No.81260277

>>81259724
Damn that sucks

>> No.81260442

>>81246813
>>81246880
>>81258856
>>81259310

>> No.81260699

>>81259724
Man sometimes I’m glad I don’t dream.

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>> No.81261089

Did Mori say she wasn't streaming long today? That's why she's streaming so early right?

>> No.81261138

>>81261089
She didn't say anything about length, just that it's early

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>>81260856
I need to get a passport and Visa done. I so want to drop a Colony on my own Country right now.

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luv my morp in all her various forms

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>>81259724
>Sorry Deadbeat, just doing my job (Steve called in sick today so I had to handle this one)

>> No.81263312

>>81247759
Listening comprehension

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>>81250884
Previous thread: >>81178655

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/@moricalliope
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4ngO9ooGqY
Upcoming stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mwBbwWmo4k

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
Sinderella (December 16, 2022) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_sdl_ec
JIGOKU 6 (August 18, 2023) EP: https://lnk.to/mc_jigoku6
Phantomime (August 16, 2024) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_pt_ec
//// Stream Go-Getters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTfxzvMDYQs

//// Mori Store: https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/
(NEW!) PHANTOMIME pre-order [Standard/Limited/Super Special Awesome Limited]

//// LIVE SHOW
One Piece Day ’24 SPECIAL LIVE
August 10-11, 2024 @ Makuhari Messe, Chiba
capacity: 7,860
guest starring: GRe4N BOYZ, Mori Calliope, Ado, BE:FIRST
https://onepiece-day.com/en
//// Live archive: https://rentry.org/3zf6w

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>> No.81263534

Is there anything more pathetic than crossthreading your own shitposting?

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>>81263534
Probably metaposting about it while thinking you're any better

>> No.81264622

>>81261702
this can't be true, mori would have had like 3 sololives by now

>> No.81264711

>>81264622
Could it be that since Mori is signed by UMJ, she's under their criteria for sololives?

>> No.81264763

>>81264622
I subscribe to the RRAT that she's refusing a second sololive unless they let her preform in the US.
probably because she wants to make sure her family can see her in person.

>> No.81265130

>>81264763
come to think of it has her family ever visited her in japan? I get the feeling they want her to move back to the states

>> No.81265156

>>81264622
Something, something EN vs JP

>> No.81265215

MY mori

>> No.81266157

>>81265156
don't think for a second that there isn't favoritism in JP

>> No.81267238

>>81261089
She probally needs to get ready for her trip with mystery holomems(99% chance it is FWMC and Nerissa) and wants to start early to get more gaming in.

>> No.81267409

I love Mori and her FAT BUTT

>> No.81267646

I love Mori and her FAT TITS

>> No.81268172

>>81264622
Mori is under UMJ which probally has their own requirements. Also pretty sure it's general popularity that got everyone in JP minus Suisei their sololives since they are all around 70-100k spotify listeners. Kiara and Bae are also around that, but Kiara has said she basically given up on sololive and I bet Bae is going to run into the same issues.

>> No.81269325

>Mori making her way through Blightown
>sees dogs
>”Please no I can’t…..”
Dark Souls Dogs have traumatized Morin record time. Just wait until the teleporting dogs of DS3.

>> No.81269395

>>81269325
>making her way through Blightown
sippin' this yak

>> No.81270411

>Mori freaking out at the fire spider enemy in Blightown
It’s a shame that Lost Izalith was rushed the way that it was, the few really unique enemies there would give Mori a spook.

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>>81269395
HOLLOWS ABOUT TO GET BLOWN WITH THE MAC

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>> No.81271859

>you can summon Mildred
I never knew that. Honestly I think Mori summoning is the play for most of Dark Soul’s bosses. Those boss runs are brutal and it’s not like she has anything to prove after beating Radahn the way that she did. Maybe the only bosses she’d lose “gamer cred” for summoning for are O&S, Gwyn, Artorius, and Manus.

>> No.81272107

>>81271859
She'll summon Solaire for O&S and for Gwyn if she manages to complete his quest

>> No.81272111

>>81271487
>Biboo really has replaced Gura. Even in fanart.

>> No.81272229

>>81272111
You appear to be lost

>> No.81272424 [DELETED] 

>>81272229
Haven't really been back. I guess Gura chose her fanbase over her friend by completely throwing Mori under the bus, despite her agreeing to stay in the AirBnB.

Ever since the "contractually obligated" joke, I haven't trusted that shark.

>> No.81272445

>>81272107
Summoning for O&S would make it easier to get Ornstein’s armor on paper. Though considering Mori’s character and build maybe she’d want Smough’s armor.

>> No.81272461

>>81272424
https://twitter.com/TheMightTen/status/1815356328673702338
It's themed around Biboo you freak

>> No.81272573

>>81271859
She doesn't care about proving herself anymore. She will summon because it's fun

>> No.81272589

>>81272461
Still doesn't change the fact that no one remembers the bonebros anymore.

>> No.81272630
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>> No.81272708

I just watched the latest members.
For some reason, this stream reminded me of the weird tweet calling a certain web service a family.

>> No.81272775 [DELETED] 

>>81272630
>Immediately proves it by posting art that was created before the AirBnB debacle.

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Schizo hours

>> No.81272791

>>81272708
qrd?

>> No.81272807

>>81271487
Gura herself is just missing most of the time now altogether. She barely has time to stream, let alone collab with even her preferred partners.

I personally hope they get to redo that Cuphead collab someday.

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>>81272775
You're sperging out about fanart? This one is from a couple weeks ago

>> No.81272883

>>81272807
She's like that Deadbeat Mother who collects Wellfare from COVER.

>> No.81272884

>>81272775
Some of the latest EN/myth collabs were the result of Bonebros can you give it a rest already

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>>81272775
This one's from a few days ago

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>>81272775
And if your only qualification is stuff from post-June 2022, there's quite a bit. This one's even based on a stream interaction

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>>81272791

>> No.81272992

>>81272883
>Dodgers collab
>countless 3D appearances since JP loves her
>all the personal stuff like health we mostly don't hear about.

can you stop trying to incite holo vs holo drama here? you're in the wrong split for that

>> No.81273017

>"contractually obligated to be in the sololive"
>When Marine overtook Mori. Gura suddenly discarded Mori like dirty laundry lol.

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>>81272775
This one's pretty recent

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One of my fav as of recent

>> No.81273077

Ah it's twitchshizo nvm

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>>81272775
This one's also based on a recent stream interaction. You watch those, right?

>> No.81273138

Stop what you're doing and look at this pink cat
https://twitter.com/raorapanthera/status/1815329336561369458

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>>81272775
You dumb faggot

>> No.81273167

>>81272589
>>81272775
This such a funny hill to die on lmao
It's so easily disprovable, that I can only assume you're just pretending to be retarded and trying to bait anons to help fill up your bonebros folder

>> No.81273288

>>81273033
>Gura, Consort of Mori

>> No.81273383

>gura vs calli
Where did this fiction come from?

>> No.81273461

>>81273077
It was very fucking obvious dude lmao.

>> No.81273487 [DELETED] 

>>81273383
Unicorns seem to believe it, thanks to Mori antis allying with them.

>> No.81273508

>>81273383
Shitposters who decide to come here during slow hours since they know they will get away with it from the lack of people to report them.

>> No.81273673

>>81273383
I guess you could call it a Non-Fiction lololol

>> No.81273677

>>81273508
>>81273487
Most people who started with Myth know that Gura is scared to speak up in a manner that would upset her fans. Construing it as "throwing Mori under the bus" is a really weird escalation.

>> No.81274402

>Mori stood in front of Frampt for a minute before noticing him
Ayy lmao, he really is a weird cat. I forgot how strange he sounds too.

>> No.81274854

>>81273677
In particular the Airbnb incident (if you can really call it that) seemed to trigger the worst in some Chumbuds.
Instead of calling it out Gura seems scared to talk back to them and her and Mori seemed to agree to just continue talking/working behind the scenes.

>> No.81274856

>>81272992
More like wrong planet
Heck, wrong sperm even.

>> No.81275010

>>81274854
it doesn't help that both of them a spregs and never really address it

>> No.81275011

>>81273077
Was he also behind these? >81260442

>>81273487
>>81274854
This. Suddenly, the cabal gained more allies.

>> No.81275360

>Mori starting to use a shield in Sen’s Fortress
Mori’s definitely gonna have an easier time now.

>> No.81276334

>>81275360
Who the fuck is Sen and why did he have a sex dungeon

>> No.81276387

>Mori excited to tell Siegmeyer her progress
She doesn’t know……

>> No.81276453

>>81260699
I dreamed about being eaten by zombies every night for about ten years.

>> No.81276498

>>81276334
From what I remember it was a localization thing instead of cut content about a “Sen” who has a fortress

>> No.81276794

>Mori refusing to even entertain fighting the mimic
Genuinely think she’s terrified of getting eaten as a concept in general. Amusingly, Shrek might unironically be at fault for that.

>> No.81276822

>>81276794
Eh? Shrek?

>> No.81276963

>>81276822
The end where Donkey’s Dragon wife eats Farquad. He’s still alive in their when they do that I’m a Believer sequence.

>> No.81277096

>>81276963
Oh my.

>> No.81277339

>>81276963
You either get a fetish or a fear from that. Shrek had a lot of intended fetishes though

>> No.81277388

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9x_koRZ2bA
For the uninitiated

>> No.81278401

>Mori noticed that that Sen’s Fortress NPC was floating
Man Mori’s not gonna need any Dark Souls fun fact videos after this lmao

>> No.81278436

>>81277388
>Muh Tenshinhan guy
Fuck off.

>> No.81279063

>>81277388
>Plague of grifts.
Go back.

>> No.81279256

>>81278436
>>81279063
seethe

>> No.81279262

>Mori in awe at Anor Londo
>accidentally goes back to Sen’s Fortress
Mori is a comedian.

>> No.81279752

>Mori going after some early chests in Anor Londo
>”I bet one of these are fake,”
>it’s fake
I hope Mori clips that

>> No.81279952

>>81279752
Holomems making their own clips/shorts with gameplay might become a important thing. Youtube basically ripped monetization from all clip channels with changes recently.

>> No.81280060

>>81279952
Mori mentioned that clips of games that are approved can be used, hopefully Fromsoft games are on that list.

>> No.81280309

Mori going from Blightown to Anor Londo in one stream was really impressive, assuming she beats Anor Londo in one stream she shouldn’t need more than 5 streams to beat the game, maybe six with the DLC.

>> No.81280795

>>81279262
>Oh, it's Uber Demons
>Yeah, they're pretty chill

>> No.81280956 [DELETED] 

>>81279256
Get an ad, also not /vt/

>> No.81281507

>>81278436
>>81279063
Weird samefag

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>>81280956
You lost the privilege to pull that card in this thread with all the off-topic stuff you guys regularly prattle on about. You don't get to pick and choose

>> No.81281821

>>81281599
>rules for thee but not for me
one the reason I despise this thread sometimes

>> No.81282136

>>81280795
Until you walk up to the front gate and they start chucking lightning

>> No.81282234

Allow me to numberfag a bit

Mori got to 600k spotify listeners for the first time!

>> No.81282506

I am once again thinking about Mori Calliope.

>> No.81282536

sex with Tutu

>> No.81282563

>>81282234
Celebrating milestones shouldn't be posted with a disclaimer, talents themselves do it after all.
We shouldn't dilute words like every other lingo /here/

>> No.81282685

>>81282234
Do you know the previous record?

>> No.81282732

Man 3pm PST is like the worst possible starting time for me. It's right when I gotta leave for work. Atleast I can watch once I get to work though.

>> No.81282887

>>81250884
What happened to the alliteration in the last few threads?

>> No.81283054

My youtube notif is showing me that Mori put up a short but took it down? Does anybody know what it was, it has kobo and bae in it?

>> No.81283063

>>81282685
According to this site 532k

>> No.81283109

>>81282685

>>81283063 (me)
my bad lmao, this site:
https://songstats.com/artist/iao7b4fq/mori-calliope/audience?popupStyle=graph&sourceId=spotify&customRange=0&graphDataId=account-popularity

>> No.81283236

>>81283054
Weird. I wonder why she took it down.

>> No.81283855

consider reaper sweat

>> No.81284022

Morp Souls Soon™

>> No.81284129

is it me or did Mori move the stream back an hour?

>> No.81284192

>>81284129
Nope, it was always 6pm

>> No.81284415 [DELETED] 

>>81281507
>sees Elden Ring is popular because of DLC
>OMG Elden Ring is bad because I'm trying to be a fucking Contrarian LMAO
Get an ad.

>> No.81284439

>>81283054
>>81283236
it uploaded as a 360p

>> No.81284448

>>81284192
She is enjoying the game lots and wants to play it a bunch before she needs to get ready for her short trip.

>> No.81284502

>>81284415
why would Plague like ER when the things he liked most about DS1 and BB was tight design and an obscured but fundamentally simple and self-contained narrative, things that ER does drastically opposite

>> No.81284511 [DELETED] 

>>81284415
This is why I don't take creators like Plague Seriously. Next time he'd be talking about how The Acolyte is secretly the best Star Wars of all time, just to get attention.

>> No.81284566

>>81284502
Get an Ad, Plague.

>> No.81284656

Why the hell are you guys sperging out over some youtuber? It's a 10 year old video.

>> No.81284718 [DELETED] 

>>81284656
Rule #1 violation, but sperg has to sperg.

>> No.81284746 [DELETED] 

>>81284656
with the random capitalization and /v/tard tier takes, I think it's some of our resident schizos having an axe to grind against another harmless eceleb

>> No.81284768

>>81282732
Same but it's the middle of the night for me. At least it's a great time for late-night Eurobeats, maybe.

>> No.81284836 [DELETED] 

>>81284746
>liking Elden Ring is a /v/ tard take.
Go away, Plague.

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>> No.81285071

>>81284768
it's like midnight/11 PM so fairly meh but better than the usual time

>> No.81285152

>>81284836
somehow you manage to be the exact mirror of the catalog retards who react to any positive post about Mori with treating it as if it was made by a deadbeat/Mori herself

>> No.81285378

Y is mori streaming so early? I don’t like change

>> No.81285465 [DELETED] 

>>81285152
>Why would a random e-celeb be discussed on /vt/?

Get out,faggot.

>> No.81285514

>>81285378
She needs to get ready for a trip alter and wants to be able to play for a long time beforehand.

>> No.81285559

some of you really need to chill, it's a funny video about DS1 lore there no other meaning then that

>> No.81285622

>>81285514
>She needs to get ready for a trip
DYRBI?

>> No.81285680

>>81284854
Nyombeats when will be our time?

>> No.81285693

>>81285559
Not Mori, go away.

>> No.81285750

what happened to the short with kobo and bae

>> No.81285767

\[T]/

>> No.81285778

>>81285559
It's the Twitchbeat

>> No.81285788

>>81285750
uploaded in only 360p by accident.

>> No.81285876

>>81285622
>DYRBI?
When you say this, what the fuck you even trying to insinuate?

>> No.81285879

>>81285788
but it had soul...

>> No.81285930 [DELETED] 

>>81285778
>t. The Plague Shill.

Go bother /dbs/ about how db fanboys don't understand Gohan.

>> No.81286081

>>81285930
Did the guy who that dumb animation rape your mom or something?
What warrant this sperg out?

>> No.81286196 [DELETED] 

>>81286081
Did your mom ever tell you to stop posting off-topic on a holo-EN split?

>> No.81286297

>>81286196
>Off-topic
It's a short about dark souls, the game that this HoloEN
Did you have sperg out like when anons were posting the giant dad meme video?

>> No.81286379 [DELETED] 

森 カリオペ - off topic general Hololive Global 2

>> No.81286443 [DELETED] 

>>81286297
No, because at least those have Mori on it. Your shilling videos do not.

>> No.81286496 [DELETED] 

man, Twitchschizo is an actual monkey, no impulse control whatsoever

>> No.81286593
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Im glad she really likes this kazoo video

>> No.81286646

>>81286443
>No, because at least those have Mori on it
No they don't? Are you retarded? (rhetorical question)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4

>> No.81286671

>>81286297
It's just a shitposter dude. He had done this act before

>> No.81286805

>>81284415
Find someone who cares, sperglord

>> No.81286889

>>81285465
You're literally the only person talking about him

>> No.81286969

It sucks how Solaire doesn't really have a "good" ending

>> No.81287020

>>81286969
its called dark souls not sun souls

>> No.81287055

>>81286969
Solaire goes and links the flame in his world like he wanted, that's as good of an ending he could hope for

>> No.81287187
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Gosh she sounds so cute and happy. Is this the power of souls games?

>> No.81287228

I'm ready to proink!

>> No.81287310

>>81250884
https://youtube.com/shorts/b0qo7LG2FMk?si=bXwmVjmRL07irvft
Thoughts on the upgrade so far?

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>>81287228
Do you have a license for that?

>> No.81287353

>>81287315
What's this, Great Exardia?

>> No.81287381

>>81287310
It's perfect, just needs to be applied to the rest of her outfits

>> No.81287475

Your oshi is cute and clueless deadbeats

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>>81287475
Thanks, you too

>> No.81287515

>Finds the correct path
>Psyches herself out and thinks she needs to go to a different place
She's really one of a kind....

>> No.81287559

>>81287310
I don't know exactly what about them it is but I hate the new eyes.

>> No.81287675

>>81287515
I love this directionally challenged girl so much kek

>> No.81287757
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She'll never go back to two handing the zwei

>> No.81287861

Not entirely empty headed she did figure out you can manipulate the AI into jumping off ledges

>> No.81287882

>making fun of dexfags
>...but not even commiting to the bit and doing a Giant Dad build
really now, Mori?

>> No.81287912

>>81287861
Her lack of direction isn't connected to other things. She is generally pretty good at problem solving oddly enough.

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I can't ignore a lovely chest

>> No.81287946

>>81287882
She is making fun of herself too Anon

>> No.81288078

>>81287912
Nothing odd about it, she was able to do work in both the Werewolf game and Among Us when she didn't die early

>> No.81288114

This isn't the first time she's played DS1, is it?

>> No.81288137

I missed my Morbi

>> No.81288148

Are you guys seeing these mori tits or is it just me

>> No.81288153

>>81288114
yes it is, her first Dark Souls game was 2

>> No.81288157

>>81288114
Why does everyone say this?

>> No.81288191

>>81288148
the 2.0 adds a nice swing to them

>> No.81288195

I wonder if she's accidently find Gwyndolin/Dark Moon's seance room

>> No.81288205

>>81288157
She's used to playing Souls games so it's easy for her to figure out where to go despite never having played this game

>> No.81288208

>>81287946
with a build like that she better be

>> No.81288253

>>81288114
Counterpoint she has no clue what poise is

>> No.81288283

>>81288148
They're pretty hypnotizing

>> No.81288305

>>81288205
>easy for her to figure out what way to go
Someone didn't watch last her stream lmao

>> No.81288352

>>81288305
I did, she didn't struggle nearly as much as she would have without the soulsborne experience she has now

>> No.81288475

>>81288157
YT recommended a clip a few days ago.

>> No.81288564

What if Mori's breasts get even larger?

>> No.81288584
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>Mori was running around barefoot this whole time
she truly is one of us...

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>>81288564
yeah when I get her pregarnt

>> No.81289171

Has she used the shield a single time for something other than projectiles?

>> No.81289324

>>81289171
Nah, she's too used to rolling shit

>> No.81289483

>>81289171
Nope. Even funnier, she says she needs the shield if someone in chat suggests she 2-hands the sword.

>> No.81289547

>>81289483
Yeah that's why I was asking.

>> No.81289831

Oh god she's turning into Woolie with that shield.

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81290000

A video popped up in my feed about how Dark Souls 1 is the funniest dark souls and after today's painting guardian jumpers and getting reminded of the archers here, I am inclined to agree

>> No.81290491

>>81289831
"Mori, drop your shield."
"See what I mean?"

>> No.81290863

chat what the fuck was that thing

>> No.81290895

>>81290863
rarest mob in the game, apparently

>> No.81290908

So I have a question... when is Mori going to visit GOOD areas? So far every area has been a pain and not in a fun way.

>> No.81290975

>>81290863
>https://darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Vagrants
Vagrant, EXTREAMLY rare enemy that can only spawn in set conditions
The fact Mori saw one is super fucking lucky

>> No.81291001

you DS1 fags really think THIS is good level design?

>> No.81291094

I'm surprised chat hasn't told her to just ignore the left one since he can't even hit you if you go right.

>> No.81291187
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>>81291001
I think its hilarious

>> No.81291192

>>81290975
It is the most common spawn area for them, everyone loses their souls here.

>> No.81291250

Kek

>> No.81291308

I'm pretty sure there's a closer bonfire, no?

>> No.81291311

>>81291001
Tbf she's making this look WAAAY harder than what it actually is

>> No.81291361

>>81291308
there is and she found it but she has more flasks on the beginning one

>> No.81291368

>>81291308
It's closer but it takes just as long to work the contraption AND it's not been kindled.

>> No.81291370

>>81291308
Unless you want to wait for the elevator, no. It's probably about the same amount of time.

>> No.81291395

>>81291311
Yeah, for all the talk about this spot over the years this is the first time I've actually seen anyone struggle with it this much.

>> No.81291651

her tiddies are distracting me desu famalam

>> No.81291853

We should teach Mori how to dupe items so she doesn't have to spend hours farming rrats for humanity

>> No.81292168

>>81291853
Could a Deadbeat invade her and just drop some?

>> No.81292308

>>81292168
Yeah
There's nothing stopping one of from just invading her the moment she goes human, and dropping 99 humanity

>> No.81292725

I always found it a bit weird that the meme ambush predator is on par with minibosses in combat.

>> No.81293094

What's that "boys boys boys" song Mori was just singing?

>> No.81293261

The nature unto which Siegmeyer goes Hollow is so depressing, you were just trying to help…..

>> No.81293368

So much double meaning

>> No.81293978

>>81293261
letting him die is unironically the better ending for him

>> No.81294353

I haven't watched Calli in a few years, she's really cute. Also I wasn't ready for dex"friend" to be in the title and for her to reference walk the dinosaur or that ghost podcast guy.

>> No.81294436

Tell me about your wife, why does she hate the R1 button

>> No.81294464

>>81294353
Mori is terminally online and has a really crude sense of humor, it slips through every once in a while.

>> No.81294478

I hope she attempts to block Lautrec's attacks only for them to go right through her shield.

>> No.81294548

>>81294436
Double R2 is stronk

>> No.81294577

>>81294464
I was just surprised that those of all things were the ones that slipped through. I guess it fits around the time the game got pretty popular though.

>> No.81294741

>>81294436
she favors attacks that are powerful and slow. See when she used to spam Nebula

>> No.81295073

>Wedding rings are permanent
Mori...your parents are divorced lmao

>> No.81295127

>no one mentioned Biboo also being gone for 2 days

>> No.81295213

>>81295127
Yea Calli's clearly taking all of Advent somewhere.

>> No.81295263

>>81295213
is Shiori still in Japan?

>> No.81295332

>>81295263
Yes

>> No.81295356

>>81295263
Yea. All of Advent will be there till at least mid August.

>> No.81295371

I played Dark Souls 3 first cause it was the popular game at the time, and the giant smith’s fate was still incredibly depressing even without context.

>> No.81295376

>>81295263
yes

>> No.81295437

>>81295213
yeah, a love hotel

>> No.81295490

>>81295356
Advent was in Japan so dang long

>> No.81295561

>>81295490
nearly 4 months for Nerissa and Shiori who got there at the beginning of May

>> No.81295659

>>81295356
>mid August
Oh god poor Nerissa lol

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I really hope its just something in the air and is not actually a cat allergy that she developed

>> No.81295691

What's your favorite dumb nickname for Ornstein and Smough?
I like "Biggie and Smalls".

>> No.81295930

>>81295691
For me? It's Laurel and Hardy

>> No.81295986

>>81295670
She might need to start letting the cleaning ladies clean the studio too

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>Bought the only piece of armor not part of the giant dad
damn

>> No.81295997

>>81295691
Drake and Josh

>> No.81296115

>>81295994
We know she didnt watch the video now and been falling into giant dad mostly lmao

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>The dude who invaded her earlier was a gravelord
Kek, what a fucking dickhead

>> No.81296817

>>81296372
She wouldn't have seen without going to New Game+

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>Drake and Josh

>> No.81297388

MEEP and MORP

>> No.81297485

Oh that one hurt. Almost had super Smough down.

>> No.81297520

>>81297388
the Morbi sisters

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>>81297388
Weird cat and Ope

>> No.81297566

Isn't that fight supposed to be really difficult? Didn't seem that bad

>> No.81297652

>>81297566
back then it was tough but Souls games got progressively harder that they're easy by comparison

>> No.81297727

>>81297566
Mori’s got a proper build and a summon to draw aggro, the difficulty is solo-ing him.

>> No.81297741

>>81297566
>>81297652
Yeah O&S has not aged particularly well as far as big setpiece fights go. Still fun to see someone experience it for the first time though.

>> No.81297767

>>81297566
Solaire makes it easy since he distracts 1 of them
Also unlike the Godskin duo, O&S individual movesets are easy to deal with cause they're actually designed to be fought in a pair

>> No.81297811

If she wasn't fucking blind and scared of UI, she would have popped a flask and gotten that first try

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fresh from Global

>> No.81297934

Check this shit out
>>81297200
>>81297200

>> No.81297936

Did she say how long she was going for today?

>> No.81297974

>>81297936
no but I would guess around 6-7 hours

>> No.81298233

Drake just killed solaire. That's gotta be a parole violation

>> No.81298295

>>81297566
She's using Solaire man. She's playing bitchmode.

>> No.81298457

How is she this blind?

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>Letting a giant sentinel sneak up on you
Morichama pls.....

>> No.81298530

>>81298295
Prime Consort shits on anything Dark Souls 1 has to offer

>> No.81298600

>>81298530
They're different games. She's been unable to beat O&S with a summon 4 times. That's being a bitch. She can't handle the old movement.

>> No.81298657

>>81298600
4 times is absolutely nothing for a souls game, even more so going in blind.

>> No.81298690

This is embarrassing.

>> No.81298723

>>81298657
Yes it is for a perfect broken build and humanity and weapon element damage and a summon.

>> No.81298765

>>81298600
Mori's just winging ds1. She was tryharding elden ring. It's a very different experience

>> No.81298785

She even needed ANOTHER humanity?? Shame

>> No.81298820 [DELETED] 

god is this the same autist that was bitching about the vergil katana

>> No.81298821

Jesus Elden Ring scarred this woman terribly.

>> No.81298834

>she cancelled drake and josh

>> No.81298838

Watch a bitch. That's not gaming at all.

>> No.81298871

>>81298820
No shit

>> No.81298900

Why is some n'wah crying this hard about mori?

>> No.81298959

>>81298900
Some dude is really mad that DS1 is a much easier game than ER DLC and Mori is just fucking around.

>> No.81298979

Mori you already do have an amazing chest...

>> No.81299048

>>81298959
That's not fucking around, she didn't even try. She embarrassed herself.

>> No.81299170 [DELETED] 

>>81298959
It's the usual Mori anti. It's been trying to trash the thread, earlier with AirBnb shit, the e-celeb sperging, and now, this.

>> No.81299179

5000 pounds. Each

>> No.81299254

This is still the absolute best reward for killing a boss in any video game, giant woman with giant breasts and the ability to teleport.

>> No.81299306

>>81299048
It's the definition of fucking around. She is summoning and not learning fights. All it would do was add a few attempts to this easy ass game if she "tried"

>> No.81299402

>>81298959
>SotE is harder than DS1
Wait til the idiot finds out about Sekiro.... Or Lies of P.

>> No.81299405

>>81299306
You'll never be able to prove that.
She quit without trying.

>> No.81299441

>>81299402
Which she both quit without trying.

>> No.81299475

>>81299179
please crush my head with those

>> No.81299499

>>81299405
She beat the ER DLC. The easiest boss in that DLC is harder than O&S even if you kill the fat fuck first.

>> No.81299550

>>81299499
That is untrue completely. Go look up the boss list again.

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I never understood people who are invested in their oshi being a good gamer. As long as she's having fun, I'm fine with it

>> No.81299624

>>81299559
Once you put in Gamer/Singer/etc Rankings in a public-facing forum it begins to be more about an extension of Ego, rather than genuine love for the talent.

>> No.81299640

>>81299405
Bro seething over someone who beat ER's DLC and not tryharding DkS1 is like seething that about a guy who knows how to drive a car riding a tricycle for jokes

>> No.81299649

>>81299559
I was like that for a while but watching her play doom eternal and seeing her get better over time was really enjoyable, it completely changed the way I watch streams.

>> No.81299658

>>81299550
I'm only talking about remembrance bosses.

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>>81299649
No problem with liking both

>> No.81299718

>>81299640
You're bad at similes.

>> No.81299814

>>81299718
You're worse at smiles though. Is it because your ass is stuck up on your head?

>> No.81299853

>>81299405
She explicitly said that's how she's playing this game during the member's stream.

>> No.81299863

>>81299814
Just gibberish.

>> No.81299880

Are you idiots arguing with the soulsbaby again?

>> No.81299885

>>81299853
No, she didn't. That's not what she said.

>> No.81299887

>>81299708
It only becomes a problem when you start getting annoyed at her for not being as good as you want her to be.

>> No.81299889

>>81299718
That was an analogy dumbass lol

>> No.81299914

>>81299889
It's literally a simile.

>> No.81299937

>>81299853
please stop proving me wrong

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>>81299914
>literally a simile.
wut?

>> No.81300032

>>81299718
OK it's like someone who only played Mario Kart in 150cc and gold cupping everything going back to 50cc and just fucking around.

>> No.81300036

>>81299950
learn what a simile is, dumbass

>> No.81300059

>>81300032
Also not like that when it's different games that she hasn't experienced before.

>> No.81300141

>>81299914
It’s clearly a metaphor

>> No.81300144

>>81299718
It's like someone with a PhD in finance turning their brain off and buying meme stocks with funny names instead of running Monte Carlo simulations?

>> No.81300160

If I don't see any art of Mori as Gwynevere, I'll be very mad.

>> No.81300258

>>81300141
Shut up. It's an allegory.

>> No.81300282

>>81300160
That's more of a Noel thing - gigantic bosom, paper tiger.

>> No.81300299

I think Miyazaki should've make a feature where Gwyenevere breastfeeds the player

>> No.81300301

>>81300141
A metaphor does not use the word "Like"
Remember you English classes.

>> No.81300358

Should Mori get rid of the handwash emote, since she mostly says "check on the cats" now?

>> No.81300365

>>81300299
Is he a booba chad?

>> No.81300383

>>81299658
Yeah, I'd say Romina is slightly harder than them (mostly because Scarlet Rot is busted)

>> No.81300394

I can’t wait for Mori to face the worst boss of all time that Miyazaki apologized for and nerfed to save your progress in the “fight”. And that’s not a joke I think it’ll be funny.

>> No.81300404

>>81300299
>Years later
>Trina's sap

>> No.81300418

>>81300358
Mori should just say "Hold on, I need to dump major ass"

>> No.81300465

>>81300418
Idols don't dump major ass

>> No.81300503

>Boss Schizo will never be content unless Mori Slays Absolute Virtue SOLO.

>> No.81300541

>>81300503
>Boss Schizo will never be content

>> No.81300545

>>81300365
He’s a big woman chad. Gwynevere wasn’t actually supposed to have huge tits, but the Miyazaki didn’t want to tell the character designer no cause he was real proud of the design. She was supposed to be big and barefoot though.

>> No.81300584

>>81300503
It is the one fight that worth doing right in the game.

>> No.81300734

>>81300545
>proud for designing a giant big titted woman
Based

>> No.81300739

>>81300545
giantess bossfight when?

>> No.81300777

>>81300503
You can't make soulsfags happy. I don't even think they play the game they love to post about since they were making excuses on why certain things in biboo's charmless demon bell sekiro run.

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>>81300584
>doing right
I swear you soulfags are insufferable at times

>> No.81300837

>>81300739
That’s technically an optional boss in the Painted World

>> No.81300918

>>81300777
what did they say about Biboo's run?

>> No.81300924

>>81300545
Is there a buff Lady?

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>>81300545
>proud to design a barefoot giantess
Miyazaki.. I kneel...

>> No.81301209

>>81300144
No that’s basically what you do if you have a finance degree anyway

>> No.81301237

>>81300779
you know what: Absolute Virtue isn't even a boss from a souls game.

>> No.81301551

>”Those skulls are so freaking scary, I hate them,”
SHE HATES US

>> No.81302057

Wonder if she'll call it if she gets passed Nito

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GG just railed us.....

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81302417

Will she forgive Patches this time?

>> No.81302449

>>81302057
Guess she has to go to get ready early.

>> No.81302540

>>81302417
Will she even met him? lmao

>> No.81302549

>>81302417
she'll have to if she doesn't get the Father mask as a drop

>> No.81302579

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.81302645

I love the way Bae says her name.

>> No.81302652

>>81302417
That reminds me, I was playing Lunacid (Kings Field-like with some really chill music and occasional horror vibes) and I found a vendor down at the bottom of a dungeon branch. She sells healing potions for 1 gold when they can get into the 100s at normal vendors.

They are poison. Her name is Patchouli. I sighed so fucking hard when I got the joke.

>> No.81302658

I was hoping she'd get to the wheelbeats.

>> No.81302659

>>81302579
Gwynevere's holy honkers/10

>> No.81302729

>>81302658
Sadly we gotta wait 3 days probably

>> No.81302735

>>81302645
>Kyyyyalli~

>> No.81302754

>>81302658
They were right outside the blacksmith's room. They will literally be the first thing she sees.

>> No.81302755

>>81302579
Gwyneveres godly saggers/10

>> No.81302939

>>81302754
She wont remember her accidental joke about the skeletons rolling though.

>> No.81303061

>Family Vacation
Hope she will enjoy it

>> No.81303132

>>81303061
That's in August dumbass

>> No.81303143

So Mori said Ark and Dark Souls on the same day?

>> No.81303193

>>81303143
dARK souls

>> No.81303201

>>81297907
>>81297934
kek nice

>> No.81303334

Please tell me there is good porn of gwendevere

>> No.81303465

>>81303334
Lots

>> No.81303521

>>81303143
Probably. Sounds like recordings finally slowed down and she can go on this short trip and streams lots.

>> No.81304868

>>81303465
I need giantess mommy

>> No.81305066

Mori should play Blasphemous 2 when she finished the DS series

>> No.81305166
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>>81304868
I need giantess Mori

>> No.81305234

>>81305166
Me too

>> No.81305271

>>81305066
I hope we get some more RPGs

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>>81305234
Shame there's so little art of it though

>> No.81305621

>>81304868
https://x.com/scrag_boy/status/1810785086524248322?t=mKlfzNw9yXSM2lw8qtPe9g&s=19

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>>81300301
>Remember you English classes.

>> No.81305841 [DELETED] 

It really is the same autist, it's astounding

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