/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

>>81201390
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270

>>81201390
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

>>81201561
She's really grown.

Holy shit, I need a new keyboard. I’ll see you at best buy tomorrow buds

Day 7! Give it up for day 7!

Just woke up. Was someone having a melty?

>>81201707
Best buy doesn't have ergo keyboards

krabsposting is an appropriate gauge of my personal suffering

>>81201751
I don’t need autism keyboards but thanks anyway

>>81201506
I have to know, how come you are most of the time fpbp, with gurass close second?

>>81201872
Because I make most of the threads?

>>81201820
Okay then, have fun with your fucking Razer keyboard that give you a seizure with their fucking strobing RGB backlight like you are on an EDF festival

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>81201903
Yes, but do you sit and wait all day until last ggg is autoclosed?

>>81201707
Go to your nearest thrift store and get a membrane keyboard for cheap

>>81201935
>standard tism response
kek, no one buys razor shit anymore chromosomebud

I still want to know what legit places to put eggshaped maracas in that isn't jabai. Anyone got an idea what places Gura actually ment?

>>81202084
I'm more concerned about her conversation about morgellons. Thats some real scary stuff.

>>81202038
A keyboard is low on the list of things I'd buy used.

>>81202172
Whats wrong with a used keyboard?

>>81202172
Its been a while since I've been to a best buy. I think I remember getting lucky and picking up a copy of pokemon soul silver there.

This is my last day in ggg, yahooo, ggg simply isn't productive anymore so i've lost interest, i worked so hard for you guys for over 3 years now not a single "thank you" have i gotten in all this time, goodbye and thanks for all the fish

>>81202892
Thank you chumby, and good luck with all the fish

>>81202892
See you in a couple hours chumbie

>>81202892
I like fish

Gurass

i want soundposts of every time gura peed

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>81203427
Gura is a fembud

>>81176465
D-don't call me cute.

>>81203528
yea but shes gay so she doesnt want a chumbud

Goob morning retards

>>81203802

>>81203802
I can fix her!

What is Gura’s #1 asmr?
>inb4 3m view public one

who the heck is gura going to vote for now

>>81203947
We know who, if he doesn’t die before election day

Alright I gotta force myself to the store now and pick up some vitamins

>>81204070
I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this sleeping creature T u T

>>81204206
what kind of vitamins do you pick up?

>>81204206
Get cod liver oil. And you might wanna try some vitamin k while you're at it.

>>81201720
She didn't stream last week though. Silly krab nigger.

>>81204443
He's always 1 day behind and it annoys my autism.

never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>81204206
Also, try some ashwaganda if you want. All the cool hipsters take ashwaganda.

>>81204514
I remember ashwagandwa from the femboy tranny posts..

>>81203947
Wotan, or more accurately the avatar of Wotan. The one eyed wandered of the forest. Gura is the valkyrie that will lead you to Valhalla and we will await for Ragnarok.

>>81204633
It's not just for femboy trannies. That shit is wild.

>>81204633
Retard. Everyone that's into fitness takes ashwaganda. Don't look into it too much, stuuupid.

>>81204514
Ashwaganda sucks ass. All it did was make me feel like doing nothing after taking it for a week. Felt like sleeping all the time.

>>81204757
Whatever you say transbud

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>81204416
Probably just a regular multivitamin
>>81204429
I think I should be good on fish oil for a bit

I take vitamin d because I refuse to go outside.

Kurwaaa!!!

>>81204514
Ashgawanda makes me calm and sleepy. Good for sleepy time but its too expensive

See, this is exactly why I gave up on working as a personal trainer. I'm not trying to diss you wtf.

>>81204938
The only real answer for ggg dwellers

Goob morning(afternoon) chumbies. I love Gura.
How is everyone?

>>81204796
>>81204969
Retards. It does not do that. At all. Get some help.

>>81204987
I also take a multivitamin, magnesium, and fish oil in addition to that. and I might get some ash after this conversation it sounds nice.

>>81205053
Hungey

>>81205053
Goob morning, I love Gura

>>81204938
i didnt know chumbuds were this weak... I guess i will be the last chumbud

>>81205057
Well it certainly doesn't raise test like i read it would. All it did was make me feel lethargic and it stopped making me feel that was a few days after I took it.

>>81204410

>>81203802
>>80705840
>>79702891
>>79702762
>>79370496
>>77069611
>>76625891
>>75380755(You)
>>75380811
>>75381131(You)
>>75381258
>>75382920(You)
>>75383282

So to summarize, Gura have:
PoTS
Bipolar Disorder
Psychosis
Pica
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Imposter Syndrome
Lesbianism
Syncope
Oat allergy
Diabetus

Did i miss something? Poor Gura, must be hard to be that sick :(

>>81205057
It does do that, google ashwghandha sleep and you'll get a bunch of stuff saying it does sleep stuff.

>>81204082
i have no intention of dying any time soon

How is Gura reacting to the recent news?

>>81205138
She’s also a fuckin retard. Should add that to the list

>>81205053
I'm doing great. Gonna be playing wc3 customs soon.

>>81205174
Her family is happy is all i know, maybe Gura is the black sheep of the family, who knows

>>81205174
>damn that’s crazy

>>81205197
Not gonna add something that comes from a filthy niji-retard, i'm only adding real confirmed and validated illnesses

>>81205174
she doesnt care i asked her

>>81205138
update your numbers.

>>81205431
He's a shitposter. Gura doesn't even have half that shit.

>>81205121
Lmao. It's a nutrition supplement. It's not a drug, dumbass. You don't feel anything from taking that. It's all in your head. It will help with preventing fat being stored around the waist but it isn't gonna shed excess fat that's already stored there. That'll require exercise and diet. Raising test naturally is just making sure that you have all your vits, mins, and trace elements. When you got that down, you try exotic shit like ashwaganda and other root extracts. Just plain nettle and shit is good. God provides in the most easy of ways.

>>81205495
Newfag tourist

>>81205495
it's a bot

>>81205579
There's a vastly upgraded version of this gif and you're still using the old one?

>>81205533
>It's not a drug, dumbass. You don't feel anything from taking that. It's all in your head
Cyanide is not a drug either, comes from a plants and other stuff, take that and then use your shitty as logic "it's not a drug so i wont feel anything, it's all in my head", or down a shot glass of botox which isn't a drug either. Fucking retards infesting ggg as usual

>>81205533
I don't care about fat loss bullshit. Fat loss is easy just eat less. I already have optimal sleep and d/mag/zinc and powerlift. I wanted to try the natural stuff before taking test or microdosing enclo and ash was not it.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>81205579
>*Le touché*

Is Gura my quasi stellar obliterator?

>>81205752
>*Lo touchõ*

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

>>81205533
Nyo. I used to take it before bedtime because it made me really sleepy

Gura has avoidant personality disorder and imposter syndrome.

>>81205713
Kek. Roid monkey wanted to cheat, got it. Yea, ashwaganda isn't gonna make you go gorilla mode. Altho, I really don't get why people go for the gorilla looking physique. Monkey see, monkey do, I guess.

kek

Please ignore the mean person. He’s been here since last night trying to impersonate chumbuds

Gura has syncope, pica, and an oat milk allergy.

>>81205904
https://youtu.be/aQkPcPqTq4M?si=P0-lnAKi5-VIB2KL

haha butt

Reminder that all supplements are bullshit and your body will benefit from them only if you are already a piece of lard

Gura has a crippling addiction to my semen

>>81205858
>>81205916
>>81205973
Why are you repeating things that have already been curated and posted already?

>>81206039
Retard.

>>81206024
I put it in Gura's butt.

>>81206120
burger

>>81206107
Wynaut?

>>81205918
I've already done it right. I'm getting old I'm on the wrong side of 30. I don't care for the gorilla physic either I just want to feel 20 again.

>>81206203
<30y posts in ggg? What is your life oldbud?

>>81206203
damn. I hope I don’t become you in six years

>>81206187
she's rubbing me ToT

>>81206274
I'm over 30 too

I can't wait for Gura sex outfits.

>>81206016
Still slaps btw, just saying.

>>81206379
Gura already uses her swimsuit like a sex outfit. She knows we'd explode in goom if she got a real sex outfit.

>>81206379
hag

>>81206274
Most lads here are over 30 son.

>>81206454
Sure bud, sure

I bought a frozen pizza too chumbies. Vitamins and pizza for lunch today

Some feisty folks coming in here today. We're moving fast.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>81206274
I'm in my late 20's.
That should be close enough right

>>81206566
You should know by know who it is, chumbie.

>>81206655
all me

>>81206655
Nta but the whole board seems pretty out of whack today.

>>81206655
I don't know and I'm here all the time. It's way easier to not think about this stuff than you think it is.

>>81206203
I see. You know, I once saw an article of a doctor in his 70's that said fuck it and injected just enough test in his body to get it up to the value that is normal for a male in his prime. It was crazy. It looked like the face of a 50yo on the body of a 30yo. This was a very calculated thing he did and it worked wonders. I would consider doing that myself at that point. That being said, bud. The wrong side of 30 is still your prime when we're talking about Testo lvls. Natty bodybuilders peak in the latter half of their 30's because their muscles get way denser and fully mature at that point. You have no need to inject yourself with Testo already. Stop it, bud. You're gonna have side effects like your body not being able to produce it of its own at all anymore soon. Pls stop and go natty.

>>81206652
nta, but I'm 27

>>81206274
Every day is still fun to me so I guess life is good.

When times come, whenever that is, she will be completely out of the spotlight, right? Never to be seen as a public figure again, just fade into obscurity for her own piece of mind? It will be the last time we ever hear from her? I dread that day

>>81206730
You're not here all the time if you don't know.

>>81206790
W take chumby, stay happy

>>81206797
We are discussing vitamins and age right now anon

>>81206855
But Gura is my vitamin

>>81206653
>*Li touchí*

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>81206820
No, I am. Not constantly trying to name every schizo I see makes it easy. They love being named, you know.

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>81206855
We should talk about how much fun it'd be to sexually bully and ryona this sea creature T u T

>>81206990
I'm not naming anyone tho

Only a few more hours to get the birthday merch if you want it buds.

>>81207016

>>81207020
I thought about it, but I really don't want it. Maybe next year or anniversary will have good merch.

>>81207020
you hear that, mane-san? get to tweeting, chop chop!

>>81207283
>1872x1656
wtf is that schitzo resolution?

>>81207342
the numbers
what do they say

>>81207342
Do you always have to complain about something

>>81207063
Fuck you, I will bully this slutty cunny fish!

I'm getting pizza today

>>81207434
I'm also eating a frozen pizza right now.

>>81207413

>>81207399
I don't like people like you that always assume everything is a complaint, like when someone just exclaim "Oh, it's sunny today innit" and some sad sack of shit like you always responds with "Stop complaining" when it was a simple neutral observation

Go and dig a ditch for yourself you pathetic loser

>>81207469
but they're so salty and unsatisfying...

Gura is a lesbian

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>81207946
ye

>>81207946
Oui oui mister

>>81207994
She can't be calling us cute while being super cute like that. The nerve of this girl.

butt

>>81208316
Lil’ baby shark tail

MY wife

>>81207597
Salt is delicious and they are satisfying my desire for yummy food

>>81207946
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I miss my mommy very much...

MY Gurandma.

>>81208702
to me they are TOO salty, I always have to drink a ton of water after consuming one, and by "unsatisfying" I meant they don't fill me up

>>81207597
They are a bit thin but I tend to overeat when I get actual pizza

>>81207946
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! SHE'S SO SMALL AND LEWD!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

I feel good today.

>>81211550
I'm squelching

>>81206274
i wasn't 30 as a /ggg/ regular until this year

Alright time to boot up rdr2. Hopefully I enjoy it as much as the first game

>>81213935
I enjoyed it more, but it's very different from the first game

>>81213677
She was VERY curious about those wenches.

With one is downloading Gura's GTA stream? xd

Imagine sneakily adding oat milk to Gura's coffee and then barging in to the toilet as she starts having uncontrollable explosive diarhea. How would she react? You standing over her with giant erection while she's sitting on the toilet and constantly farting and spraying liquid poop all over the bowl

>>81214859
I want to sneak excessive doses of laxatives into her food so I can violate her butt while it's empty and she's too exhausted from shidding so much to fight back.

>>81214859
>>81214989

>>81206024
This was a peak stream to leave off on. Shit was kino.

>>81212763
I hit 30(and started watching) the same time Gooba debut. It's both sad and makes it special to me at the same time.

>>81215261
>I won't be streaming for a while, so I'll give you lots of fap material - literally Gura

does Gura still shovel animal shit?

>>81216357
Don't know, it's not our concern until she decides to tell us.

With how much Gura loves talking about shit, it's weird that she's never talked about cleaning Chuubi's litterbox before.

>>81216464
Not really though.

i'm pretty sure i wet farted and now i am to scared to move incase i destabilize the wet stuff so it drips out on my bedsheets, what do?

>>81216648
Go to the bathroom now! You are shitting yourself!

>>81216648
gura...

>>81216646
To be more accurate, it would be weird to talk about it, but it's the kind of weirdness that's on-brand for Gura.

>>81216648
Try to suck it back in

>>81216733
I've seen that before.

>>81216749
She once talked about Chubi having shit stuck to it's ass when it was still a kitten. I guess that's pretty close

Ermmm…Are we c-cool…?

>>81217042
And she have talked about how he constantly smells like poop, even when he became more of an adult, Guras cat seems to be a silly sod

I'm watching Fauna's Witcher stream with my wife Gura.

I had this nightmare last night where I was going through multiple scenarios of a zombie invasion but I had Danny Phantom’s power of becoming a ghost so I could get away at the last minute.

>>81217396
Sorry Gura, but Fauna and Witcher is very boring. Also she's definitely not watching right now.

>>81217316
I don't think you can fully appreciate how cool I keep things.

>>81217316
No, it's like 90 degrees...

>>81217440
Woooah…you really are the king of cool, mister…!

I think Gura have a cat-twitter or cat-insta for her cat, 98% sure; a superchatter once asked if we could see a picture of it and Gura became unreasonable defensive, even by her standard of hush hush, "absolutely now, naha, never gonna happen" etc etc etc, she can't show it because then people would find the cats social media account

>>81217500
damn there is nothing i would be interested in less than a cat instagram

>>81217500
gura's cat runs the account. it's a superstar and smarter than gura

>>81217500
Lame copypasta desu

Gura is the type of girl that wipes back to front after pooping, she doesn't give a fuck

>>81217316
Yeh.

>>81217566
Find the original then, search the archives, fucking retard newfag tourist calling everything under the sun "copypasta"

Gura is the type of girl that can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue, imagine that...

Gura is a type of girl

>>81217495
>>81217630
I just realized; Gura doesn't really have any defined lips, how cute would a cupid's bow be on her?

I tried warning you guys there was a wolf in sheep’s clothing among us…they’ve been here since last night and are being mean to anyone they can…

>>81217776
Nice self-report, go back to Bijoo or whatever hole you cawled out of

>>81217776
Don't worry chumbie. He'll leave eventually

>>81217776
>I tried warning you guys there was a wolf in sheep’s clothing among us
>amoogus sus
ඞ

Why'd he do it? What was there to gain from that vile act?

>>81217996
He just got confused, Guras feet smells like honey

>>81217852
My perseverance is strong. Not due to my own will, but because of my adoration for my wife. I will always stay strong for my fellow chumbud.

>>81217895

The next time you have to fart, imagine cute little naked Gura is on her knees behind you and leans in and seals her soft lips around your butthole, and pushes her cute little tongue a little ways into your ass. Then pucker out your ass and push the fart out as hard as you can into her mouth while imagining Gura sucking on it like the hungry little fart sucking horny little grotty depraved goober she is. She giggles a little at the funny noise and swallows. If you wouldn't get a boner from doing this, you're fucking gay.

https://x.com/Seiso_Cacoethes/status/1811911590842667074

We had a good 4 month without scatbuds ruining ggg, why are they back? What happened?

>>81218341
I think CC's fart invigorated the poop and fart anons

>>81217996
The bees must be eradicated

>>81218472
Who?

>>81218600
chumbud central

>>81218283
has gura ever said this before? it would be a good soundpost if she has

>>81218756
I wish...

>>81219019
Nice fabric physics, especially for the arm-sleeve, billion dollar company btw

>>81219163
That Hololive succeeds in spite of its 3D being trash compared to its competitors should tell you that everyone else is wasting their money and time.

>>81218747
I wuv chumbu cencil

>>81219291
Life is not either or. Life is not black OR white, Hololive could easily have BOTH talent and production quality

I'm a genius! Oh nyo!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>81219579
Samen

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>81219674

>>81219325
I wuv sketti

>>81219579
samen

>>81219674
>>81219734
Hmm, timestamp exactly 1 minute apart, very sus guys -s

>>81219960
That's just as likely to be a girl's room.

>>81219844
Kek sorry bud, rushing to get my ritualpost reps in before my nightshift commute
It's been known that both of these ritualposts are mine for a while now anyway, so I'm not worried

>>81220154
I know for a fact that you are lying, one of them was mine

Baguraette honhonhon

>>81220292

>>81220288
Wait you're right sorry I thought he (You'd) something else
Like I said rushing

>>81220292
>>81220334
Hmm, this one is trickier, either you bought 4chan premium OR coordinated the attack from discord

>>81220334
La basé

>>81220154
I strongly urge you to reconsider ritualreplying to your own ritualpost. It throws into doubt all which we hold dear.

Wife soon?

>>81220397
Sorry mister. I think you’re just retarded

>>81220397
It's the Frogs I tell you!

Knife spoon

>>81220460
It wasn't actually me who replied I got confused, see >>81220354

>>81220460
Why do you jump into our converation, now the ritualposter will think that i followed up his reply with yet another post

This is such a fucking mess, get it together ggg

>>81220460
You can ritual reply to whatever you want. It’s not the same as samefagging

>>81220565
My bad for jumping to reply without reading the rest of the thread.

We have descended into pandemonium

Hey do you hear the voices too?

>>81220696
It's ogey chumbie, looks like we're all on the same page now

Wife cute.

>>81220857
This is a confirmed skinwalk, right?

>>81220687
No. There's a beauty in two different anons ritualing together and subverting that brings great bad luck to the thread.

>>81218341
you'd probably dump gura if she accidentally tooted in front of you. don't even love her. When you love a girl, you love all of her.

Anon is gatekeeping ritualposts now?

>>81220973
Having more than 1 ritualpost is cringe and dumb

>>81221036
Oooooh i got some bad new for you bud ;)

>>81221036
This is true.

>>81220951
but would she love all of you?

>>81221186
Only if you can out fart gura

Be nice to ritualpostbud. I will not stand for this…

>>81221186
nah, girl's love is conditional. But a man's love for a girl should always be unconditional, because we're men and love every part of the girl, even the bad parts, even the stinky part. Every part is blessed an magical. When is gura NOT magical?

>>81221262

>>81221036
>>81221080
You are gay and wrongpilled and should show us your bushy puccis fembuds

>>81221375
Fembud posters are cringe too.

>>81221262
I appreciate you looking out for me bud

>>81221303
>because we're men and love every part of the girl
Not true, just yesterday i told ggg that i hate the female cunny, it looks like a butthole that have been hand-granaded, or if a bomb went of in the delic-counter, i much prefer the look of a butthole over a cunny any day of the week

>>81221478
Mwah~

>>81221303
that's an awful mindset

For King and Cunny!

>>81221586

>>81221498
it is the mix of disgust and attraction that makes cunnies so incredibly lewd, same applies to their taste and their smell. I'm also a buttman and would feast on gura's stinky yet feminine nectar hole, but the cunny is always nice to come home to.

>>81221425
Fem
Buds

>>81221635
New ritualreply just dropped? Based

>>81221666
Eeew i hate the stance of the right one, it is soooo ugly when girls push their pelvis forward

>>81221743
I will push it back into its proper place for you bud

Is Gura a fed

>>81222603
Nyo...

I think he's playing wc3 customs

>>81222699
George glows too

Don't forget pants are BANNED in Shark City!

Why did she do it?

>>81223005
She's a child

>>81223005
I asked for it

Child

>>81224675

>>81223295
*rape*

>>81225074

>>81227602
Gura please...

>>81227602
you're such a glutton for punishment...