/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

LOVE LIA

Consider.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Yes, I'm turnin' to stone
'Cause you ain't coming home
Why ain't you comin' home
If I'm turnin' to stone
You've been gone for so long
And I can't carry on
Yes, I'm turnin', I'm turnin'
I'm turnin' to stone

>>81150793
I just want Lia to be happy man...

Eat dragon pussy for breakfast
Eat dragon pussy for lunch
Eat dragon pussy for dinner

>>81150814
It's hooooooooooot in Tooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeekaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Or Pippa toes, if you prefer.

>Sex with Erina
Yes

>>81151158
I'm a hot toe picker!

>>81150814
Having a melty again Pippa? It's ok, everyone does from time to time.

>>81150693

>>81151086
She's a happy woman

Bet $20 Pippa cancels stream because 'mysterious vague doomposting and being sad'

Dizzy's birthday isn't far off and you're invited to the Lovebug Birthday Bash. The party is BYOL (Bring your own Lovebug), so use this template to make your own! STREAM SAFE SUBMISSIONS ONLY! Submissions will be open up until the 21st!

You can check here to see if I got your submission.
https://mega.nz/folder/L3RUHI7L#Opx2VSey1GBz4YAqk9PrWQ

>>81151086
One day...

>>81151356
>Betting monopoly money
grim

>>81150693
>>81151254
NOW (Literally right now)
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | LIVE | Sekiro)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDAvBKwfDho
Runie Ruse (22:00UTC | 30m | Bayonetta)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-pOhQiiwKk

SOON
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 35m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtWVAhePYo4

LATER
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 3h35m | ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z57K4Hu1DU
Kaminari Clara (06:00UTC | 5h35m | Grease Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zloeK1UZU_8
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 8h35m | TBD Game) Surely she will cancel this
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 10h35m | Earth Science: Oita)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnAlLFZ07_E
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 10h35m | Mario Party w/ Lumina)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHJBrqOsFBw

Notes:
>Dizzy may guerilla tonight
>Phase Showdown tournament signups are open for the 25th/26th this month (168 open slots) https://www.start.gg/tournament/phase-showdown-2024/details
>Phase Showdown predictions are open (prizes if you're correct) https://phaseconnect.typeform.com/idolshowdown
>Shiina is looking for content & creations made by Cookies to look at eventually https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina/status/1812243426165014576
>Pico & Loki are taking 5m ghost stories & presenters for a Hyakumonogatari stream in September https://forms.gle/jnx8ZmBKgEqxUDqb9 | https://forms.gle/BTUA9E4x8hUtP7Nh8

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi & Saya

>>81151356
100% she saw catalog bait threads and decide she had enough with vtubing and graduation

Stream Runie's original song "Forbidden", very close to 95 K views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM

>>81151502
>Going to the catalog
shiggy to the diggy

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

>>81151356
There's something about money just using a real photo of someone instead of an artistic drawing representation that looks weird to me.

im not gonna lie dizzy, our marriage will have some rough patches but always remember that i will always come home to you

>>81151405
I've already submitted but seeing as we're near the deadline now thanks again for coordinating all this, much appreciated

>>81151493
>Dizzy may guerilla tonight
Why isn't she streaming 24/7 as she said she would?
Didn't she become a neet for this?

Stream Eimi's original song "Dissonance", it's very close to 100 K views! Less than 1000 views left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKyRW6mEs5o

>>81151709
Why is Pippa like this?

I love Shiina!

>>81150814
it's 8C here, it's kinda nice

>>81151815
She's retarded

>>81151815
Pippa should be in jail

wrath

>>81151745
Coordinating all of this is the easy part, the hard part starts after tomorrow. The thanks are appreciated, but save them for when I'm finished.

Also stream Muyu's cover of "Sweet Love", it's a nice song, and I think it fits her well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs7YpY2lxsA

>>81151793
She lives in CA, I believe she said she turned in her notice last week and the minimum notice in CA is 2 weeks so I don't imagine we'll see 1/day until next week maybe the week after if she wants to plan them in advance

SEX Rabbit

>>81151709
>8-in-one
Yoink

>>81151793
It just a cover for her pregnancy.
>breasts enlargement out of nowhere
>hormones imbalance
Sakana and dizzy decided to have children.

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 17

>>81151356
i take your 20 and i double it, she may cancel sometimes but she would never cancel last minute without a good explanation

>>81152097
Sleep well, lil bro.

Also stream Michiru's original song "Potion" because it's a fun song that deserves more love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks

>>81152097
Remember the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>81152149
Alright, here's a (You)

>>81152053
Can you just up and leave if you aren't planning on coming back? From the way dizzy phased it, it seem like. She doesn't want to go back.

Phasers are the best livers.

>>81152097
Ni Ni lil Michiposter. Sweet Dreams

so...... about that saya stream...............

>>81151800
wait this is so damn good

I'm going to cook a whole rack of ribs and eat it all by myself!

Runie is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>81152358
summer too hot... can't stream in heat or pc overheat

>>81151800
MIDI version is better

>>81152243
Would depend on the type of work she's doing and her contract, while I think the employee technically isn't required to give significant advance notice in CA that will be superseded by her contract, if she was a salaried employee rather than hourly then it's pretty common to have a clause that makes your minimum notice period the same as their minimum notice for you (2 weeks) or can be longer depending on how business critical you are. You can fill that up with holiday leave you've accumulated but depending on when her business starts the holiday year and how much they're allowed to carry over that could be some or none of it. Pretty much impossible to tell unless she gave more details.

While being "employed at will" is pretty common in the USA just walking out of your job isn't really so easy to do most other places

>>81152382
don't forget the ice cream afterwards!

>>81152382
FAT FUCK

suck my fat Hime cock

>>81152382
You FIEND! Share!!

Jelly should Hoshi all over me until I umi

>>81150693
>>81151254
>>81151493

>>81152382
Use a rub made entirely of dizzy's salty boob sweat

>>81152502

Yuu is so fucking cute goddammit

>>81152522
I got a tub in the freezer and you best bet that's dessert.

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfYkUPr8WW4

I love Runie
She a cutie

>Lia says all the girls are worried about low numbers
>I'm told numbers don't matter
I'm confused

>>81152510
most of those contract clause doesn't hold up to any law, most company with offer a bonus if you let them know ahead. mine offered $100 per week for a max of 1 month ahead so they can hire and you can train them.

>>81152510
"at will" means the employer can't threaten you into staying or punish you for leaving, for any reason. Contractually you might lose on benefits or references, but that's the price of walking out.

>>81152817
They don't matter that much, the girls are just autistic

>>81152382
Are you trying to beat me to being the first anon itt to have his organs shut down and die? Honestly based.

>>81152659
I bet it's a "frozen dairy treat" and not real ice cream, you faker.

>>81152817
don't worry your pretty little head about that, instead, think of nuts

>>81152817
Numberfag hate, but of course the car salesman is worried about not selling enough cars, that's his job

>>81152817
Everyone is a numberfags even if they say they don't care. Sakana say he doesn't check numbers, but he's a huge numberfag

>>81152817
It's literally YT culling someone should tell her that.

>>81152817
Number matter and don't matter, that's why they will start twitch streaming where they aren't fucking the nooomber algorithm.

>>81152879
do you even overeat, smoke and drink alcohol and soda bro?

>>81152817
Qrd? Why are # low?

>>81153222
my botnet died

>>81153222
my smart fridges died

I'm buzzed and having a hard time installing these phase mods for idol showdown. Anyone want to play in a bit? I literally just downloaded it so I suck.

>>81152817
They should do more GFE

>>81153222
Neal woke up and decided his site was doing too good so he shoot his own legs for no reason.

>>81152832
>"at will" means the employer can't threaten you into staying or punish you for leaving, for any reason. Contractually you might lose on benefits or references, but that's the price of walking out.
If you're salaried with a contract you are not employed "at will", at will employment is illegal in CA so she is most definitely not imployed like that.
>>81152828
CA law states reasonable notice must be given but is superseded by contract, to the best of my knowledge the company could (although likely wouldn't) pursue legal action if you stopped working before the end of your notice period. When you sign an employment contract you effectively agree to the length of notice in your contract and two weeks would be very standard. I work in a business critical role and I have a 3 month notice period and I can tell you that it is absolutely legally binding with financial implications for ignoring it. That said they may very well offer bonuses for extending your notice as you mentioned.

Again employment works differently outside the USA which I assume is the frame of reference here

>>81153222
youtube is fucking with the noombers and trying to get people to stop blocking ads again

What the heck Runie…

>>81153222
Likely a NA cull again, due to google's antitrust worries

>>81151405
Welcome to Dizzyburger, Home of the Loveburger, can I cry for you today?

thanks for putting this on

What are (You) eating for tonight streams?

>>81153172
>drink
Frequently against doctors orders and on top of meds The rest I kicked. If I get there too fast it'll feel like cheating.

So what kind of stream do you think pippa will do tonight? Karen react videos or body cam react videos?

Fuck you too fishman

>>81153598
fair enough

>>81153669
Euro too huh?

>>81153383
https://gamebanana.com/mods/444577

Follow the instructions here, if using steam just go steamapps -> common -> idol showdown and extract everything into that

Go into "Plugins" -> "Palettes" and put the downloads from the files there. If necessary change the data in the mod.json to "Outfit": 1, and rename the other two files (eg. Pekora6in.txt, Pekora6out.txt for Airi to Pekora1in.txt, Pekora1out.txt) and now Airi recolour will be available as Cosplay 1 for Pekora on launch

what the fuck????

>>81150693
>>81151254
>>81151493
>>81152566

>>81153722
finally been waiting for this for ages ffs

She fumbled a little at the end, but gamer gf does it again

>>81153643
The waiting room is literally up already.

>>81152817
Even if it's YT's algorithm or something, bad numbers are bad fpr the company.

No revenue = no girls

The worse thing is that there is not an easy solution. vtubing is dying in general.
Fishman knew this may happen and that's why he told the girls to have something else to support them, another job or studies or something. vtubing has always been a short lived endeavour, it flourished during the pandemic but it's getting smaller every day. Why do you think fishman doesn't want more generations?

Enjoy the girls why you have them.

>>81153596
I made a pot of chili that I'll be eating for the next 4 days

>>81153722
God I wish that was me

>>81153722
RANCE?!?

>>81153722
She's playing it with me.
Help

>>81153722
Rapelay lets fucking GOOOOOOOOO

>>81153722
You lied and got me excited, fuck you.

>>81153769
She really did her best.

>>81153831
(Me)
Fuck youuuuuu

>>81153722
Finally the subahibi chuuba

>>81152817
Lia is a fucking retard.
I don't mean that lovingly or affectionately, I mean that she's a fucking retard. Anyone giving her shit over it is a fucking retard too because apparently they can't work out the most basic of the basics.
Hey dumbass, you know how they, "It's the economy, stupid." and then make up every excuse under the sun as to why it isn't but it always is? It's the same here.
>it's your consistency, retard
You really wanna grow, Lia, after you disappear for weeks at a time and barely stream for an hour or two when you pop your head back in? How fucking dumb are ya? What kind of lumpy headed idiot is blowing smoke up your ass saying it's anything but that?

She's still cute would drive a semi into her passenger vehicle and wrap it around a tree if you get my drift

>>81153643
retard

>>81153780
>Wemi will be out of my life one day
I'll probably eat a bullet...

She said I'm beautiful

>>81153705
thanks anon
who should I play? I played balrog & ken in SF4 and Axl in GG+R.

>>81151405

man you guys are fucking retarded

>>81152817
Youtube is bad for streaming, its just gaming the algorithm

One day you will all accept twitch is best, but it will take a lot of rape.

>>81154150
It's great huh? Makes you feel right at home.

>>81153581
Beautiful.

>>81154150
thanks, i try

>>81154150
Fuck yeah.

honestly, ritualposter rape (violent, but affectionate)

Yuu is dying. She is going catatonic and has begun singing random songs. Please watch her stream so she can beat the final boss!

I can officially do 20 normal pushups without stopping or feeling like it's killing me. 20 pushups now feels like 10 pushups from a few days ago. Was able to use my new strength to help my bedridden uncle out since he's been having sciatic nerve pain all week in his leg.

today i'm watching Pippa for the first time in like 2 years.
mainly because you guys said she changed her content and the pippa i knew was too retarded for me, so lets she how is she now.

>>81154282
So you're a whore now.

>>81154296
Proud of you. Keep it up! Maintenance is the easy part

PIZZA TIME

>>81154296
Hell yeah. gang shit.

>>81154150
that's the one thing I do well in life

>>81154335
lolumi if lumi wasn't a coward and made her flat like God intented

>>81154335

>>81154296
Good job anon. The best part is how it makes you feel better in general too.

today I'll give Pippa a pity view

>>81152502
this isn't even midi, it's like crazy clown piano

>>81154215
>One day you will all accept twitch is best
>twitch lost 8% viewership last quarter
>increase the amount of preroll ads
>promo sluts, but ban vtubers for showing the slightest amount of lewd
Yeah sure buddy

>>81154236
you better share

i bet dizzy's chinese boobs are soft and her mandarin nipples are chewy

I'm medically diagnosed retarded and I bet I could beat up like 8 of you

>>81154460
Why are Loliumis tits so fucking big.

>>81154215
Twitch is dying bro.

Oh boy another boring Pippa stream
>she's late
Fantastic

>>81154517
Yeah but what about 800 smaller versions of us?

>>81154215
stfu uruka

>>81154330
it's nothing personal, i just didnt feel a connection

>>81154215
Twitch is nothing but groomers and coomers. I don't support tranny loving platforms.

BIG NEWS: Runie says she gets a bigger cut from supas than merch

>>81154150

>>81154517
My retardation could beat up your retardation.

Gonna finish my moonshine tonight while watching Pippa.
Probably not enough to poor-decision-dono. But we'll see.

Pippa is busy breast feeding her child she had at offkai

>>81154672
>I don't support tranny loving platforms.
i mean, google isn't any better from that perspective

>>81154150
Hi Pippa <3

>>81154509
Got a titjob from a Chinese massage girl once with Dizzy boobs. Softest feeling in the entire world. Nice girl too, for a whore. It's crazy how whores suddenly come to life out of zombie mode when you just treat them like normal people.

>>81154711
Ask her to sing happy birthday

PIPPA LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtWVAhePYo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtWVAhePYo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtWVAhePYo4

>>81154689
50% supas, 35% merch if you wanted to know.

AAIIIEEEEEEEE MISSED 1 MINUTE OF STREAM ALREAAAAADYYYYYYY

>>81154507
its basically flat since 2023

>>81154215
I feel like all youtube would need to do is make one of the default sections on its front page "live" or have it as one of the big buttons on the side/top bar as opposed to a filterable tag and that would solve a lot of its problems in terms of visibility

>>81154150

>>81154689
>Has virtually no merch
>Get's almost as much in superchats as Pippa
How bizarre

>>81152817
Numbers matter if you're the streamer, if you're a viewer and worrying about numbers you should kill yourself like just straight up find a rope and end it

>>81154810
They do in 2016-2018

>>81154788
That 35% will be after cost of manufacturing too I assume but merch has never really been the primary way to efficiently get money to a vtuber

>>81154774
I'm still salty mine got missed several months ago.

>>81154296
keep it up

when is dizzy streaming? i miss her

Pippa's parents sound retarded

>>81153222
According to a fag from /#/ YouTube is cutting roughly 30% of viewer numbers across the board for ??? reason, the viewers are still there they just don't count. But that was from a numberfag so it's probably wrong

>talk in chat all the time
>after several streams of never being read start to think i'm shadowbanned
>she reads one of my chat messages and laughs
>feel alive
>she doesn't read anymore for weeks
>cycle starts over
This is the real Sisyphus curse.

>Pippa playing a sissy game
She isn't even hiding is she?

>>81154900
>but merch has never really been the primary way to efficiently get money to a vtuber
I mean, I assume you meant for phase.

>>81155067
Are you me?

>>81155067
iktfb

>>81155067
Ive been chatting a lot less for reasons (good). I wonder if she notices

I need to have sex with Sora

>>81155058
I don't know about the % but the cull is real. Just open Vrabi and every single stream is underperforming, even flesh streamers are bitching on twitter because Youtube is fucking up their views.

>>81154509
Reminder that they are PINK

Dizzy really picked a great time to go full-time streamer.
The way numbers are down across the board from YT messing with things in the background is probably fucking with her.

>>81151493

God I wish I was Runie’s cat

>>81155235
oh big time, shes a huge numberfag

Phase Connect should experiment with streaming on KICK
They would probably even get a casino sponsorship

>>81155278
Aww, that's a cute Nasa

>Runie scratches

Phase connect should experiment with my DICK.
I'd probably even give them all a little kiss afterwards.

>>81155235
if this is the same for every youtuber in the platform it doesn't really matter, but I guess this is a good time to try twitch too

>>81155093
No, I mean in general. Unless there's an incredible profit margin on vtuber merch (and I mean really ridiculous) it's unlikely that even if they got 50% of merch it would end up larger than 50% of superchats (which is actually a 33% split (?) with google cut) - I assume the same 50% applies to stream elements donations.

It's effectively the amount of hoops your money has to pass through

Stream Elements
$50 -> 50% cut -> $25 to streamer

Superchat
$50 -> 30% google cut -> $35 -> 50% cut -> $17.5 to streamer

Merch even if they got a 50% cut would need to have a profit margin of 70% to see the same revenue as a superchat (as in it costs them $3 to sell for $10). Any additional money they make from shipping below the actual shipping cost will likely be considered general revenue and not product specific and not attributed back to the vtuber.

long story short if your goal is solely to send money to a girl the most money you will get to her is if you send her money via stream elements or super chats if you dont have paypal

some products sort of get around this like voice packs which have effectively 0 cost of sale so if their cut on that is above their cut on streamelements donos then that would be more effective

of course if you're spending money on merch you wouldn't otherwise spend on donos/supas that's still better than not giving money at all

Oh my god, I know the exact kind of brainrot content Pippa is talking about.
I've been recommended like 20 different people who all talk like that throughout their entire video.

>>81155326
Someone would unironically get groomed and raped. As bad as Twitch is with sex-pests, Kick is filled with actual criminals, public nuisances, and the dregs of humanity.

>>81155435
The most direct support is a dono link or throne them shit.

>>81155460
But think of the shekels from the online casino sponsorship

>>81155326
The casino thing ruins shit though, because they're forced to shill it all the time.

>>81155278
Jesus. Would.

>>81155524
absolutely, in this context I don't think phase allows private donations or thrones though? I could be wrong I never really looked into other donation options

Pippyphus.

>>81155067
I hate that this bothers me so much. Dizzy avoids me like the pledge...it fucking hurts.

Would you climb the parkour tower to face the parkour champion to fuck your parkour oshi?

>>81155460
You sound like Pippa. It's still hosted on Amazon so they'll ban for dumb shit.

>>81154024
I will continue to send her maros I fear
Did the Kauaʻi ʻōʻō stop calling for his beloved before he went extinct?

>The Ender Dragon was added on November 18th, 2011, when Minecraft was officially out of Beta.

>>81155695
Fucking-A I would

>>81155686
You tripped on invisible tripwire. She will not read your chats. Happened to me with Lumi.

>>81155278

>>81155686
Dizzy doxed you and was disgusted

>>81155746
OKAY?????
WHO ASKED??????????

why does she talk like that now, always with this same intonation

>>81155686

Based VR gooner

>>81155435
voice packs are 80/20 split iirc

Do (You) keep records of when your oshi talks to you or notices your chat messages?

>>81155844
she gave up

>>81155831
>Mom bought me an ender dragon hoodie at hot topic
>oh wait, ender man, ender dragon wasn't out yet

Pippa News: She judges children.

Pippa is literally me

>>81155888
It happens a few times per stream so it's too common, but I do remember a few times she's laughed at my messages :)

>>81155888
I use it as fap fuel.

Pippa doesn't want (You) to watch her streams without distraction. Boot up that uhhhhh split gate anon.

>>81154531
>>81154404
you are fuckin' IDIOTS
you think lumi's big ol' fat badonkazookas just suddenly appear one day?
No! they start budding in nice n early, it'd be weird if she weren't at least b cups at 12, you just dont understand whats important

>>81155975
No shit, she's hyper judgemental. Remember the revelation that she didn't hate bullying, jut that she was bullied.

[Pippa News]
Her inflated ego has been crushed by children.

It's fucking over for you Pipkin Pippa

>Pippa reminding us she was already an aunt for many years
Was Pippa an aunt before she turned 20?

>>81156080
oppai loli is the shittiest of shit taste, F tier
also she admitted she was a late bloomer so it isn't even canon in that regard

I love this little dork

>>81155975
Good.
Shame prevents aberrant behavior.

>>81156052
Isn't that what /pcg/ is

Based nephew.

>>81156127
not that weird since her sister is like 10 years older than her
I had a nephew at 17

>>81156127
With how her sister "behaves", it wouldn't surprise me.

>>81155888
No lmao

>>81156127
If you have a big family it's not uncommon

when will pippa's biological clock kick in?

>>81156127
yeah likely cause being an aunt or uncle just means you have siblings with kids

What is this game pipkin pippa is playing? It looks very boring

>>81155888
No, I hardly chat anywhere but Pippa's stream and the latter would be 2-3 times per stream some weeks. Not to mention I'd feel weird.

>>81155888
I gave up on chatting long ago. Posting on 4chan is the most I can do.

Pippa's family is like white trash but they have money do they sell drugs or did they like inherit something? It confuses me. Normally people with money don't act like such savages.

>>81156266
she is already pregnant with 12 pups
source: schizphrenia

>>81156151
first of all; fuck you
second of all; stop mixing irl canon with lumi canon like some monkey
and third of all; we call her lolumi because it's nice to say but 12 is a young teen not a full blown cunny loli, idiot

>>81150650
This picture is goign to make Wemi jealous

>>81156301
the new frustration simulator meme game like the cauldron jumping guy, but without the ironic dialogues

>>81152879
My brain pills give me a huge appetite but luckily I inherited an extremely fast metabolism. If anything I struggle to put on weight.

>>81156349
Her family doesnt have money retard. Its just a normal middle/low class family.

Runie's gamer rage is adorable.

>>81155435
Holo merch can go anywhere from 80% to 100% talent cut depending on how much Cover paid for it.

>>81155888
I take mental notes

>>81156349
I guess when you live in the third world, $100 sounds wealthy.

>I was a straight A student until a high school art class mindbroke me
>I got Ds in middle school
so did she lie last time she talked about her grades

>>81156377
wemi will never be white
wemi will never be american
she will ALWAYS be a brain damaged SEAmonkey

Pippa doom posting with black nail polish in middle school

>>81156127
It's not that uncommon, I was already an aunt when I was 19

>>81156080
>>81156362
Commieschzio nobody asked you.

>>81156519
Wemi is a pt janitor here, anon.

>>81156519
Isn't she Chinese? Or is this a Hmong joke

>>81156567
anon...........................................

>>81156349
I am curious as well, if pippa schizos can elaborate on her family. From my casual watchings I know they ran some sort of animal store and also had land.

>>81156127
Her sisters are dishonorable slatterns.

>>81155888
The only record I kept is the time she commented on a video I uploaded.

>>81156419
Pippa had vastly more stuff than I had growing up. And I grew up dirt poor. Her simple upbringing sounds like a Joe Biden lie. I mean let's be brutally honest anybody that has the money to become a vtuber isn't poor...And she's never worked a day in her life so, Did Jesus give her that money or what?

>>81156569
Stop being a monkey and he won't call you out on it.

12 is technically not a "young teen" tho. wts?

Runie or Wemi for cutest gamer rage?

Though doth simpleth knoweth.

>>81156467
Sure, but even then its 80-100% cut of the profit of the merch.

Presumably someone still has to produce the merch, that has a cost. Shipping the merch has a cost. Those costs are transferred to you. Of course they make money on the merch but if you're spending lets say $50 on some item, it costs $20 to make, $10 to ship and they get a 100% cut that's still $20 which is less than a 50% cut on a dono.

A lot of talents would still rather you buy merch in some cases because merch and having merch is part of what they value in being an idol/talent/entertainer but financially speaking when we talk about what final % of the $ amount you pay to a talent the consistently highest is going to be donos. (again unless you repeat purchase voice packs or some other product with really weird splits/margins)

>>81155686
>pledge

>>81156603
I've read time and time again that her family financially backed some of the earlier Phase stuff. I'm sorry but that doesn't sound like a poor family barely making it.

>>81156688
You sick bastard!

>>81156592
All Malaysian are self hating chinese

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>>81154788
only 50%? grim, at least she has good currency
>>81156519
id rather have 1 (cute) mentally ill SEA girl than 10 generic white girls

>>81156629
Records? Nah.
But I notice whenever the messages just above/below seem to get read instead. And by the same other people. It sucks.

>>81156688
Runie gets cuter when she rages, while Wemi remains the same level of cuteness

I believe everything Pippa says.

>>81156688
wemi is pretty cute, I like her heavy breathing

>>81156567
>Femanon
I knew I could smell it

I don't believe anything Pippa says.

>>81156685
Talking in the third person now huh

>>81156653
>I mean let's be brutally honest anybody that has the money to become a vtuber isn't poor
I can literally make a 3d model with no money and then port that over. It literally costs ZERO dollars.

>>81156653
This is simply your own lack of knowledge thats happening here. You are confused. I knew migrant families of 20 thats lived in the same house but they also had multiple computers and multiple cars, while my family which was much wealthier shared a single computer. You just have poor person mindset and think if you don't have material things you are poor and if someone has material things they are rich.

>>81156519
There is enough evidence to say that Wemi doesn't actually have any SEA genes

>>81156688
When Wemi gets upset it makes me sad.

>>81156818
>>81156853
The duality of capipis

I believe some of what Pippa says.

>>81156603
Possible they inherited? There are a lot of like "middle class" rich people in every hicksville because there are more opportunities to corner markets. At least until it completely degrades into Walmart and destitution

Runie’s whiny moans of anger are pretty hot

when I was a kid I said I wanted to be "a chemist" and now I'm a perpetually unemployed alcoholic

>>81150650
Is Jelly in America right now?????

I consider most of what Pippa says plausible.

I believe exactly 50% of what Pippa says.

>>81156736
Where the fuck did you hear that? Are you stupid? Why would you believe fucking schizos?

Honestly pipschizos disappoint me.
As a lumi obsessed individual I can tell you almost anything about her, but you capipis can't even outline the basics.

I pippa

>>81156853
Safer bet

>>81157051
I think he's confusing the Rie rrats with Pippa.

>>81157071
real phase enjoyers can tell you not only their oshis story, but the contradictions in it

cmon dizzy stream

>Runies face for Joys Torture attack
Lmao.

>>81157071
Yeah?
Then tell me what color Lumi's IRL pubic hair is, genius.

>>81156653
who even insists that she grew up broke? The only narratives around pippa are that her family constantly moved to follow her dad's job and that she was possibly neglected

>>81156349
Decent paying job, horrible spending habits from what I've gathered. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

>>81157071
I can, but I'm not interested in posting for the benefit of threadwatchers.

>>81156688
Does Runie's butthole throb with rage? That's what I thought.
https://youtu.be/vhTfXs0OpN4?t=10573

>>81157154
I second this motion

>Yuu has been streaming for 14 hours
Is she about to break the single stream length record? Donothons where they sleep don't count.

>>81157118
This statement feels too real

>>81157177
Pippa says she grew up poor but whenever she talks about that, it just comes off as her parents having money but just making retarded financial decisions, like paying bills late.

All those kisses? Mine

>>81157071
I drop her streams all the time because she says the most ridiculous shit

>>81157118
But do they know why there are seeming contradictions? A lot of autists can't make it past this stage because they think everything is literal and has one meaning

Oh those little toy green army men games for the PS2 are decently well made and fun

Runie just gave me a big wet kiss on my forehead later virgins

>>81157231
doremu love

>>81157223
Doesn't YT kick you off at 12h

>>81157071
I can tell you Pippa's story from her point of view, from her biggest kiwifag's point of view, point out the bullshit in both of the former based on the knowledge I have and even throw in a bit extra. And I can guarantee you will be bored out of your fucking mind listening to what's out there of her real life story. Honestly one of her uncles is far more interesting.

>People that retire die faster
Pippa is literally me.

>>81151405
https://files.catbox.moe/how18c.png

>>81157223
Michi did at least 17 hours of Rust a while back.

>>81157382
everyone stops at 12 hours because youtube won't vod past that

Is that why Pippa is so miserable and mean?

>>81157311
Honestly, Pippa should do another feet stream.

>>81155435
The merch cut changes depending on item so no way for an outsider to know overall figures there but some items are for sure better than stream elements and some are for sure worse thanks to slips of the tongue

>>81157405
Kino!

>>81157382
She just raided into another one of her streams at around 11:30:00

So is anyone going to talk about a Phase clipper having a meltdown about Pippa and Kirsche?

>>81157425
Oh that's right, it just trims it. I remember being annoyed at it starting in the middle

>>81157503
Post screencaps or links, I don't go outside /pcg/

>>81157503
He's a retarded kiwifag

Reminder: precious metals and jewelry is a scam for old people and schizos.

You see this /pcg/? >>81154296
He can do 20 pushups now. It was only 10 last week. His strength will keep increasing. But yours anon, is receding. It's time to workout.

>>81157503
Let me guess.
Azehara.

>>81157503
i don't care

>>81157503
I don't watch clips, go on dickscord, or watch drama tubers

>>81157503
No, she and the hamburglar aren't in Phase.

>>81157503
not on my youtube subscription page so they don't matter

Thread bgm:
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https://wheelofnames.com/4aq-rhu
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>>81157503
qrd?

>>81157503
Tell me which one so I can laugh at them later.

>>81157503
Xynchro is the only clipper I follow, so I wouldn't know.

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>>81157545
>>81157547
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>>81157629
This guy is purging his clips because Pippa dared to make jokes about Ukraine he didn't like and being friends with Kirsche.

>>81157553
precious metals have real rarity and industrial value, that's why every neighborhood has a guy with a sawsall cutting off cat converters.
Gemstones are scams, especially diamonds can be grown in a lab bigger and better than nature.

>>81157503
Imageboard

>>81157559
Cute Rie

>>81157713
wow thanks anon very cool

>>81157713
I don't care about that retarded kiwifag

>>81157559
I can deadlift 400 lbs for 5 reps, does that count

>>81157713
Ah fuck, you followed through. Thanks, will read when sober.

>>81157721
Ok, get scammed, schizo.

>>81157553
Investing in precious metals is a solid long term investment but not the jewelry and coin crap old people get scammed into.

>>81157713
two posts in for it to not make sense without context (and getting that context would mean searching up fucking Destiny's Twitter for some reason) and I'm not reading the rest

WHY ISN'T SHE STREAMING

Is there something missing? Must more blood be shed?

dizzy if you dont stream ill have to vent my frustrations on hime

>>81155888
my oshi reads most of my messages, so no

>>81157713
>I live on an island thats owned by america but can't vote for president
HAHAHHA AZEHARA IS A FILTHY PUERTO RICAN SUBHUMAN

everything makes sense now

>>81157713
Oh, he's actually an old Pippa fan. He wasn't that annoying compared to the average capipi but at the same time he also wasn't that remarkable.

Memory!

>>81157713
>Legal fucking Eagle
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no way this isn't a fucking shitpost.

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>>81157865
It all started because Pippa dared to make Ukraine jokes and this discord one was the last draw

>>81157882
Nigger, it's right on her schedule that she's not streaming today.
Tomorrow she's doing 'Emburger's Shift'.

Pippa News: AAAHHHHH

>>81157713
>BIDEN DIDNT RIG THE VOTE!!
>TRUMP DID! MUH JAN 6TH!!!
Where do these people come from? Clearly not from fucking reality.

>>81157744
https://x.com/_yuiwxx

>>81157888
The Rinkous...

>>81157713
>Jan 6 was a serious attempt
I want to hear how a bunch of idiots walking into the capitol and killing nobody is somehow part of Trumps 6d plan

>>81157963
>1080p vs 720p could be the difference between life and death
How do people this delusional function at all?

>>81157888
Why would a PR care about Ukraine other than it costing hundreds of billions of dollars

>>81157713
pains me to agree with azehara

>>81157713
Wasn't expecting Rail and didn't realize he was that much of a TDS retard that he full bought the bullshit. Kinda sad to see, man. Hope his schizo spiral ends soon else he's going to go off the deep end. Ah well, Mr. FBI put me in the screencap when he eventually goes rogue and tries to fedpost someone IRL.

>>81157967
You think Pipkun has the capacity to read?

>>81157996
>ugly fat fuck

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>>81157963
Is sad that people as stupid as raildex exist

>>81157713
Cool, why don't you give a SITREP on the catastrophic lack of fucks anyone should give? Keep your teenage girl level dramafagging to your containment site.

Also the way they got rich isn't necessarily transferable anyway