/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ohhh sex

dead game

the old thread is still up

>>8114943

>>8115007
OHHH SEX

no wah, no tonga time, no sex

I miss the ame and the wah poster...

>>8114527
Devchama here, thanks for all your help sorting through that. We knew we were probably going to have to refactor things again to be more efficient and make sure our checks against users placing multiple transactions into the internal queue function correctly and data overwriting are working correctly. You're correct in that the reversal is not intentional but at least our failsafes work in that people aren't being bogged out of their money or coins nor are they getting additional cooldowns. Might make your own scripts a little harder to manage though so we'll get on that ASAP.
In other development news the auction code is looking pretty good so far. Sorry that it's taking so long but we're taking a bunch of new approaches which will make this new mechanic more efficient codewise but it's requiring a lot more testing etc. Items are still being worked on if any of you guys have an item you want added please suggest it in the thread or to our email. If you want to submit your art, preferably we want it to be from an aggie so that we can confirm ownership and not have to deal with angry Twitter rants over shit. Thanks for your continued patronage of this game everyone!
Also, I'll pass on adding a visual interface to see your own failed transactions in the last hour count so that people can work on their scripts and ensure they're not setting the server on fire without reason.

>>8115536
Devchama, is there any intent to ever add onto the api so you can only request parts of the market data? That'd probably help reduce some load a bit

The haaton-5 bot isn't working anymore for me fuck

>>8114639
didn't even see these Suis and counted the coin amount, goddamnit Joe.
First things first, you have way too much Suisei in comparison to all your other positions. What you do have kinda fat stacks on also gives nice divvies, that part's perfectly fine. OK MPPs on relevant coins, Suichan doesn't look that bad this week and let's hope she goes up with that new single, otherwise that's really what's dragging you down. I see you already stopped buying EN, I wonder why with that much liquid left.
You missed the Ui train today or something? That's not a position worth holding, I hope you had way more but I have no way to check.
Otherwise it's honestly fine I wouldn't be your neighbor right now if I'd see the problem KEK, little late on senchou, the other fat positions have a nice MPP, nice little Kanata-Stack there, ollie I do question a bit, that's bags you'll lose some money on unless you plan to build a position, but selling to zero once in a while is an option although I am still unsure about permainflation doing it's work or not, that's a gamble for me as well.
tl;dr: Too much oshi and you know that, build fatter stacks of other divvie coins, but not at any cost.

>>8114879
KoroneSuki huh, you know the drill by now
Now this is a wallet I like to see. Nice fucking MPPs, 2k $5,5k Rushia sounds kinda like you started really going in when Rushi Dips were still a thing, I won't judge but seeing as you're still buying, don't overdo it. I joke about the curse of the shrine maiden but what it actually is is YOLO-buying oshicoin for no reason. If you keep that up, see you in the comfy crab zone soon. Basically build fatter stacks as you already do, better distribution than the former wallet, although those Ayamy are kind of dead. She might incline, sure, but when? Then again that's 300k, who cares.
Those shions, while well stacked up, look dangerous. You might also consider buying some Sora next dip, and you seem to have missed the last Suisei-train as well. Your Ayame looks like you know what's coming up, I won't question that decision, but I would have normally.
Dunno what else to comment on, those Mikochi MIGHT be wise to sell them off come September, I keep telling you guys this only lasts as long as summer break, right? I mean that. Won't stop me from permabuying after that though, I dunno, trade accordingly.
Sorry if this one's disappointing a bit, but you seem to follow more or less my strategy, just better.

Hey /nasfaq/, buy my GF.

>>8115787
look I like this ritualpost but someone has to say it, your GF is a moneysink barely even better than keeping liquid. Carry on.

>>8115787
>>8115807
Wait a minute, his GF is actually a coin in the game? Who is it?

>>8115828
you can't be fucking serious.

>>8115828

>>8115536
Where's my goddamn Patocoins?

>>8115686
Devchama here, the reason why that doesn't exist is because it's usually handled by the websocket. I can talk to zhonk about adding one though.

>>8115838
>>8115863
whomst

>>8115879
post wallet

I thought tampa overtook me for a minute until I realized that's not actually me I'm looking at. Where the fuck did you fall from holy shit

Can marine not upload at least ONE FUCKING DAY?

Okay I can finally give my laptop its long deserved vacation. But still, it feels weird not having nasfaq open now that I'm using the haaton trader. I feel defenseless somehow

>>8115770
do mine, dragonanon

>>8115945
Im not touching the haatontrader till the botting issue is settled. I might get muted. I'll use it tomorrow

>>8115970
you sure you want to post this? I just counted two and two together and you're playing a dangerous game here.

>>8115787
Who is this semen demon?

>>8116126
post wallet

>>8116152

>>8116004
nta but now I'm curious/ what's he doin?

>>8116004
what, I don't understand
I'm probably retarded, please explain what I'm doing

>>8116199
dis nigga japanese

>>8116199
SQUEEZE OUT THE TASTY TENTACLE SYRUP

>>8116164
nice try, post thinkpad

>>8115970
alright let's do this either way, "what the fuck is wrong with your screenshots" let's put it that way. If you're still in the dark about what I mean, I'm wrongly assuming things here.
You know best 960 Ina is overinvested as fuck, but no other way to oshicoin her than to bite the bullet I think. 27% returns with 22% Ina is kinda impressive though.
You have a lot of smaller div% positions you could exchange for some liquid to spend, and all around maybe too many positions to actually buy dips for, how do you even decide? Nothing to really focus on, those Rushia however seem to be bought with former knowledge she would be good divvies. Gamble on your own peril this week, if her divvies crab you better go reinvest next spike..
tl;dr: Same advice as always, yeet some shitcoins and go harder where you beleeb next adjustments, you're doing fine.

>>8116239

>>8116304
>dirty floor
You're not cypher you nigger

>>8116218
そ、そんなわけ。。。
>>8116288
I have no clue what you're talking about with screenshots, have I fucked up my opsec?
I just buy low and sell high

>>8116353
>have I fucked up my opsec
yes, colorblind anon

>>8115970
oh hey darkmode anon

>>8116353
should I really post in the thread if I'm suspecting what was a bannable offense some threads ago? You might just have the same issue as someone I know way too well thanks to schizophrenia, it was kinda unique so it would be a dead giveaway.

>>8116351
>floor
That's a set of drawers, anon.

>>8116353
dealing which schizos 101: don't take their suspicions too seriously. I just wasn't expecting we had two colorblind anons if that's what it is.
tell me in the aggie this weekend.

>>8116379
>>8116390
I'm not doing anything bannable, I think, what the fuck are you guys talking about
>>8116381
fellow dark reader chad

>>8116390
how the fuck did you get all that from looking at his wallet you goddamn autist also what are you talking about?

>>8116448
thought I caught someone alting because the screenshots looked familiar and I apparently wrongly assumed we only have one guy using that color scheme. That guy also just tumbled most of his networth into superchats, so it would kinda fit.

>>8115770
...im still buying ens? Other than that, thank you for the advise as usual, cooler mikofren. much love.

https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1427940451537932290
Marine dip finally?

My haaton bot stopped working after making a copy, what do?

>>8115770
If bread is buying Rushia, i have to buy Rushia

>>8116558
fixed the bug recopy it again

>>8116558
>he got put on the shitlist

>>8116574
you mess with the richfags, you carry the consequences, take it from someone done with that shit.

>>8115770
I'd like to redeem my [1 Free Financial Advice] coupon.

>>8116502
take your meds bro, thanks for the advice though
will buy more good divvie coins

>>8116643
>666 choco
based

>>8116643
buy more choco, there's a stealth takeover being attempted

Genuine advice to poorfags: post wallet.

>>8116594
New script doesn't rapid-fire trade attempts, so looks like we're golden.

>>8116684
ogey

>>8116748
now thats a nice wallet.

>>8116748
I would buy that wallet. I won't use it, but I'll keep it.

>>8116681
I'm aware of the attempt. We'll see if they succeed.
As long as it's somebody with a Choco Oshimark I don't really care, though. Right now I'm sitting pretty with 4 dead accounts.

>>8115770
I forgot to mention Ayamy, i'm waiting/hoping for a ame/mel/nabi/ayamy mario party collab on her channel. Also she's my girlfriend, don't tell Rushia

>>8116671
there's no meds against Schizophrenia in Europe, I might consider Therapy though.
>>8116643
coming right up

>>8116594
Thanks you again for that based haaton (>ω<)b

>>8116805
the question is how many viewers will it reel in, and how much gains will that be? But yeah, it's low risk, low return, nothing wrong in playing that game.

>>8116594
Still doesn't work. I can trade using zhonkbot but the sheet isn't doing anything, not even updating the coin volume

>>8116774
>ywn reenact the American Psycho businesscard scene with /nasfaqg/
>"Let's see anon's wallet"
>"Look at the subtle spread of low MPP. The tasteful thickness of those dividends. Oh my God, it even contains Towa..."

>>8116988
we had an op like that once. Kinda fitting now that I'm doing some poorly qualified advice again.

Hey, here's a cool trick.
Paste this in an empty cell on the Haatontrader to get a count of remaining full cycles until Adjustment:
>=INT((TIMEVALUE(TIME(21,5,0))-TIMEVALUE(now()))/TIMEVALUE(TIME(0,10,0)))

In theory you could put this on any sheet, but the NOW() function only updates when something else on the sheet updates, so since the Haatontrader is already updating every cycle anyway, may as well piggyback on it. It shouldn't affect Haatontrader's performance and it doesn't do anything with the scripts or the API, it's strictly a sheet function. Let me know if it breaks anyway.

>>8117058
can confirm it also works on the normal analysis sheet.

>>8117058
thanks for the $7.00

Just woke up and missed Mea's utawaku where's my Mea coins?

I'm thinking about setting up alts just to clear the foreign oshimarks on my oshiboard.

>>8117191
don't let your ass become grass, anonchama

>>8117191
Do it

>>8117231
The haaton trader lets you set up an infinite amount of undetectable alts since it doesn't trade from your IP.

>>8117058
Did this and now haatonsheet is trying to make deleteOwnAccount calls, thanks fucker

oi fit cunts, ready a dumbbell, heavy bag, kettlebell, large jug of water, literally anything heavy. its a surprise tool that will help us for later.

>>8117355
why are you so bad at ritualposting?

>>8117355
Why are you so bad at ritualposting?

>>8117355
why are you so bad at ritualposting?

Chemfag here, I'd also like dragonanon's financial advice.
Ignore the white theme, I am in the great outdoors, drinking coffee right now.

>>8117355
why are you so bad at ritualposting?

>>8117317
That should only happen if you previously used api/deleteOwnAccount on June 4th, 2016 at 7:25p Central Time. It can't be helped; the bug is unpatchable since it has heavy Lunar dependency.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8116643
took me a while, had lunch. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Here we see the most soulful old wallet in the game I'd say, happy to see you firmly lodged in the top 100 despite your constrictions on yourself. That said, you should adhere to your extended theme. The one platinum blonde you have 105 of was quite a good investment in comparison, the other platinum blonde I know (not Pochi, the cow one) might want some more love from you at opportune moments. Those 20 remaining Botans I assume you sold the rest off, that would've been the platinum blonde to invest in a month ago, and HARD.
Overall I see you are not the most daring of traders, which might result in good MPP but all in all just low coin amounts. Those 30 Rushis might be the best stack in the game but you've passed the point where the 44k returns you get out of that matter that much. You seem to do the daytrades as a way to fight on against the relatively small dividends of your fatter stacks and that's good, but unless you have the liquid and computer and autism to trade 24/7 you will hit a wall with that because there's only so many trades you can do.
Admittedly don't remember if you ever listed all your restrictions, but that Mel count tells me you do trade and also sell them, I think I remember you having 300 of those.
What would the dumb dragon do?:
- low MPP decides the quality of your stack, but if the stack is small you won't profit much from it. Your 12 best quality stacks are smaller than 40 coins, which is not really much at all with two yachts of networth. Decide a range in which you'd buy, it doesn't always have to lower your MPP, $500 more than MPP is okay for some more coins in most cases
- If you want to keep your theme, make sure to BUY EVERY DIP, especially if it lowers MPP. You have quite a lot of liquid left even after going hard into EN2, you could've squeezed some more Ame and other juggernauts in your wallet out of the dips.
- I don't know what you want to do with the EN coins yet, but if you plan on selling, keep at least one of them and just never sell. That would be one of your fattest stacks and will short-term make you some good money. I'd guess Sana is the coin of choice for your theme, painfully the one with the least subs as of now, let's hope she fucking moons.
- Those Pochis man... dead money, even if it fits your theme, that's quite some heavy bags. Imagine having 5 Senchous instead.
- Why not invest more heavily in Flare when she dips again, unironically one of your better coins to watch out for next to ame
- 60 Risu? What do you know that I don't?
- Reine might be oversold. Lower your MPP RIGHT NOW.

what do I get now

Oshiboard has been updated.

Hey nasfaq, ready for your /fit/ reps? Today we’re doing one arm bent over rows. For every % moved during adjustment, do 1 rep. Went red? That’s your punishment. Went Green? Enjoy irl gains with in game gains. Remember to stretch, modifiers are optional and good luck.

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>>8111235
>>8111605
>>8115536
I did not read all of what was written, mainly because I am not using the haatonsheet.
Consider the following:
>pic
There is nothing else other than NASFAQ running in that instance of Firefox, and the CPU usage shown is on the lower side of things. It doubles when a buy is occurring in honkbot.
I now understand why some users have a dedicated "NASFAQ ThinkPad".
>>8111855
>you don't need to know the exact prices every 5 seconds, it doesn't move that fast. even the graphs on the market page are only updated every 5-15 minutes.
Really? Explain this:
>.chartjs-render-monitor {
> animation: chartjs-render-animation 0.001s;
>}
>.0.001s
I don't know the first thing about how chartjs works, or how the code that runs this page works in general, but that animation time stuck out. chartjs documentation states that the animation feature is optional. I have 56 graphs open that are apparently animating 1000 times a second. That's 56,000 animations per second.
Over 90% of that CPU usage is JS doing SOMETHING according to Firefox's profiler. Edge was probably sleeping "naughty" threads to keep it from bogging my entire fucking computer.
>>8112143
>all autotrader problems are client-side
The site itself and the auto-trader run like dog shit.
Our choices are:
>Use Chrome
>>It eventually crashes
>Use Edge
>>Good performance, low resource usage, lose cycles regularly, 12m trades
>Use Firefox
>>ABAYO CPU cycles
I mean no ill intentions Devs.
t. retard

>>8117985
EN2 took me to the top 20

>>8116594
>>8116925
Ok I tried checking the logs this is what I get
Info Is run once: [object Object]
Info 0.0015333333333333334
Info Coin civiaAdded. Is it Buy? BUY
Info Exception: Service recalled too many times in a day: urlfetch.
Info 0.18088333333333334
Info Coin civiaAdded. Is it Buy? BUY
Info Exception: Service recalled too many times in a day: urlfetch.
Info 0.35656666666666664
Info Coin civiaAdded. Is it Buy? BUY
Info Exception: Service recalled too many times in a day: urlfetch.
Info 0.5323666666666667
Info Coin civiaAdded. Is it Buy? BUY
I have no idea what any of these mean

>>8117499
I have to go off a lot of assumptions here since you appear to be daytrading a lot, which is fine in your bracket. You also already collect good divvies coins, although some of them didn't see a good dip yet for you to improve your position (Kiara maybe?)
You also have some questionable stacks (Towa, Watame, Lamy?) which I don't see mooning any time soon, and which might bog you later on. I would sell those off, but that call is on you.
Those Gura might cost you today, try to improve that stack if you can and call it a day, otherwise I'd sell those off for sloppy seconds once the hardliners are done buying (unless you'd lose money, then hold). That's a lot of capital invested where the returns are abyssmal, 22% on your 700k is something that you can definitely improve on today.
The other stuff would be parrotting myself, yeet the mamas, Azki is a liability unless you can wait for another 2 months, was it? and those Apples will also rot in your pocket most likely. You don't have much liquid left for the week so nothing much you can do today, but make those EN2 coins count somehow.

>>8116444
It's just how Dark Reader looks on NASFAQ, baaaaaaaaaaaaka.
How have you never noticed that the Market Report uses them too?
>>8117777
kekked
Now do this one.

I might have a confirmed dupe-coin here. Do we have someone who has the scripts here to check? What info do you need from me? UID is public anyways, cf424697-6baf-4c87-bf85-4e47ffb8981c

>>8118340
You don't have a dupe, retardchama. Fauna just fell less further behind than the other 4. I didn't need to check that with any scripts.

>>8118279
rip anon. You have exceeded the google quota. Do you have other sheets that also do urlfetch? Did you use the shitty better autotrader version 1 recently? Did you forget to trash or turn off the previous versions of better autotrader v2? If yes to any of these then thats probably the cause.

Copy the sheet into a new google account.

>>8118340
you just missed less

>>8118283
Thank you dragonanon. I mostly daytrade, so positions like Towa/Wateme/Lamy/Mamas are temporary and I usually don't hold them at the time of the divvies. My strategy is to shift capital a lot and trade wide to maximize margins - even dubious coins like Azki can generate ~15% of day to day profit if bought low and sold at adjustment, which is a lot if you multiply it by 6 days, and buying a good divvies position for the end of the week.
Maybe I'm overthinking it. Either way, you are right that I might have fucked myself up with Gura, will look into liquidating her soon-ish, especially with the massive liquid drain that is EN2.

>>8118283
Hey dragonanon can you do an update on me

>>8118340
You're missing some cycles if you bought on release. Cycle count right now is 135 since EN2 release.

>>8118373
but by that much? weird. Anyways...
>>8118415
fucking autotrader was off when I mistook myself for hoguchi in the leaderboard and F5'd my profile to look where my 3 million went kek
>>8118336
oh boy, where do I start. Those Mr. Koros and Botans were a poor investment at that price, holy hell. Your Guras are a tad expensive, your holos are fine, those ollies will come bite you most probably, and those %s on Noel are kind of up for debate, really.
Truth be told, Maririn's fat ass is carrying you up the ranks right now because she's all the rage, but you better start hedging good shit next week. But that's just my perspective, you might just overtake me through simple magic.

>>8118540
>but by that much? weird. Anyways...
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>>8118540
>Those Mr. Koros and Botans were a poor investment at that price, holy hell.
I like hags. 10Q.

needtoshitbros ww@?

>>8118513
Sure I can. Don't buy any more Miko.
That's a lot of way too expensive Botan I see there. Or do you like Hagbags?
Those ollies could be cheaper, those Lunas are a good call honestly, you know why you have those Miosha, Moona might bog you, I don't know why you bought Suisei THERE, and if those Cocos are recent: why
If you want to hold 5kisei for divvies, why the Nenechi Hate? Man that's a bad price, you should've known better than to keep those.
Other than that, still better than me I guess. Still 66% of networth paid for all that is quite high.

>>8118647
I'm gonna try to see if I can hold this time. Pray I don't shit my pants.

>>8118647
nearly soiled myself yesterday trying to marathon until EN2 release so I drank tons of coffee to go early today.

>>8118647
I'm masturbating today

Devchama, we updated our autotrader (separate from Haaton autotrader) to minimize price updates

>>8118647
I only need to pee so IGMI
>>8118733
>we

>>8118733
Also slightly reduced the amount of get wallet requests, but the autotrader wasn't doing that too often to begin with.

何が出るかな、何が出るかな~

>>8118733
>we

>>8118760
>Who?
Me and a small group of other players, we don't have a common oshi or anything

>>8118812
beat me to it so here's comfytako

>>8118405
>Did you forget to trash or turn off the previous versions of better autotrader v2?
Well more like I didn't know that it was spamming shit because I went to sleep and went to work withouth checking the thread and when I came back it didn't work anymore. Seems to work now, even though it doesn't show the prices and owned coins of most coins

do I really have to sacrifice my divvy strat for EN2 coins?

>>8118822
>Me and a small group of other players, we don't have a common oshi or anything

>>8118822
So the discord invite of yesterday was to get some players together and make you bot? you fucking niggers the discord shit was supposed to remain a rrat

>>8118941
What discord invite? We don't use discord.

>>8118667
are you scared? kek, I will buy more next week probably

>That's a lot of way too expensive Botan I see there. Or do you like Hagbags?
4200mpp at 900 while could be lower isn't bad at all. Also she's usually a very good coin to hold anyway regardless of the price,

>Those ollies could be cheaper
was like 3000mpp last week but I bought over 150 because of the costume reveal so its 3400 now,

>those Lunas are a good call honestly
Thanks! I should have more though I think..

>you know why you have those Miosha
yep, you better get some more too,

>If you want to hold 5kisei for divvies, why the Nenechi Hate?
I haven't had the time yet to sell all 350ish Nene,

> and if those Cocos are recent: why
Coco is hiatus haato pretty much, and she gets pumped by some of the richest players constantly to inflate her price, buy 50 of her on satursday and sell on friday for constant profit. yes I bought her recently, on monday or sunday, but I'll still sell her on friday and re-buy on satursday

>>8118894
>sacrifice
if it actually were a long-term divvies strat you'd think a week ahead and call it "early investment"

>>8118955
>spoiler
Not really, I'll by up to 35% divvies so one more percent minus to go, just tired of looking like I preach what I can't hold myself and buying mikochi way too expensively. All the other fucking stacks I could've bought...

Call me a schizo but I'm thinking you might be able to earn more money going hard on day trades and keeping a more stable networth than putting everything on divvies and holding thousands of coins.

>>8117777
>Those 30 Rushis might be the best stack in the game but you've passed the point where the 44k returns you get out of that matter that much.
This has been my main concern. I've bought maybe 3 Rushia since Operation: Bogration cut her down to 2k, and I've only sold when she breaks 10k. I'm not opposed to trading in my theme coins but I still get most of my income from making strong long-term plays, which is why 50% divvie returns is something I've been valuing. But, as you say, it's to the point where it's not really worth it to camp anymore.
>I don't know what you plan to do with EN yet
My intent is to camp it like IRyS. They should follow the same pattern. Long-term, we'll see where that takes us. Sana is definitely staying as much as she's able, though. The lower sub count hurts, but it's nothing I'm not already dealing with. Why are there so many "underperformer" blondes?
>Those Pochis man... dead money, even if it fits your theme, that's quite some heavy bags.
It's not as bad as it looks. She has low volume, so retards that just see red and punch "BUY ALL" into the auto-trader usually pump my bags way more than adjustments do. I just by a few early in the morning and sell half at lunch. It's still pretty bad, but I can keep the losses low.
>Why not invest more heavily in Flare when she dips again, unironically one of your better coins to watch out for next to ame
Flare is my most consistent money maker because she dips low and rises high. She's on a similar pattern to Mio, I believe. Unfortunately it means she also spends a good amount of time not getting position built, but it all goes up eventually.
>60 Risu? What do you know that I don't?
Keep in mind that every day I watch numbers go up. The rate of inflation heavily influences literally every decision I make in this game. Today's dips are going to be severe discounts on tomorrow's eventual payouts. ID is the most likely to have a forced hiatus due to COVID (God forbid), but also 3D IS coming and WILL happen eventually. At that time, will Risu still be valued at 2.5k a coin?
>Reine might be oversold
Oh she's hella oversold. She's something like 600 below her value on bad days. Sometimes when work's slow I'll just watch the graphs move to ridiculous highs and lows because of bad autotrader estimates.

Thanks for advice. I've been trying to get more aggressive with trading lately, although I'm not going full autist. It feels like I've gotten to the point where I need to make actual plays and not just sit around waiting for certain thresholds to be crossed.
For reference, I don't really have "restrictions", per se. It's more akin to multi-track oshiconining on a theme. I try to keep most of my investments in blondes. The objective is to have an Oshiboard-equivalent volume in each blonde.

>>8118667
and thats why i bought suisei btw

What a shit day, holo didn't even drop that much thanks to the subtick

>>8119062
I clicked on sell and it bought Luna f it's your fault

Not bad. 3x10 I love rows.

I should’ve bought more Shion coins...

>>8119069
if those pochis are daytrading I've said nothing.
I like how you think on Risu, but it's still more or less capital invested not using its full potential. It's an extremely hard call to make, you have to be the judge of how well you expect her 3D to perform and when it could finally fucking happen.
With Reine, I meant this adjustment which turned out to be true. Get rid of her or hold her tight, your call.
You're in the top 100, that already speaks for itself.
>>8119127
eat up

why the fuck did Aqua fell?

>>8119127
It's okay anon, don't buy holo

I don't think I will make it to divvies

they laughed at him for 980 Tenshis.

>>8119357
yeah wtf is up with that one?

>>8119357
lost her subtick

>>8119357
colorblind anon?

>zhonkbot is spamming pendings as it fails to buy/sell

>>8119436
retarded anon?

>>8119436
retardchama???

>>8119437
Watch, they're going to ban/mute users that have never used anything outside of the site itself. Maybe that'll be proof enough that something is amiss with the spaghetti code.
>>8119503
>RETARDCHAMA?
>>8119430
>lost her subtick

yesterday/today

>Shion: $1774 increase
I’m fucking rich. Wohoo.

>coins I want to hold are mooning
>coins I want to buy aren't dipping
I miss the bogging arc...

>>8119482
>>8119503
oh god shit aight I am retarded.
Why the fuck did Aqua crash?

>>8119536
she got no subtick for 2 weeks you absolute mong

we have other graphs haha...

>>8119587
FINALLY after so long, okay, hold up, brace for it:

A V E R A G E S

>>8119571
>He doesn't know.

>>8119554

>>8119639
averages matter and hoshiyomis will be rich again with 4k divvies

I can finally dump my haato bags without selling on a loss. Liberation!
>buy high sell low
Not today bogdanoff. Glad I didn't listen to that anon

I need a loan. I promise to invest it wisely.

Sell all your Marine, she's dipping tomorrow

>>8119344
Oh, you commented on my liquid as well.
I keep a % of my dividends as liquid until the last possible moment, as insurance against emergencies like sudden announcements or uppity oshichanging faggots trying to cut in on my board.
I very much believe in long-term investing. You wouldn't believe how much money I made off of Choco/Mel/Aki's big jackpot payouts last week, and I was able to immediately reinvest that to give my positions a huge boost and still pocket most of the payout. Those jackpots are rare, but people definitely overlook the long-term investments. If you see a deep cut, buy a few and just sit on it. Everything goes up eventually.

>>8119858
nice try M

>>8119858
You're supposed to FUD accurately, not outright lie.

Seems like checking if the current time is more or equals to timestamp from wallet object + 600000 every minute is not very efficient, constantly misses buys by one minute

>>8118870
Just realized that the error message is TypeError: Cannot read property 'timestamp' of undefined

>>8119862
it's good advice. economies of scales will come into play sooner or later though. 144 trades being the limiting factor, as well as how many you can pull out at a reasonable enough price. In theory, divvies would also dip if holo performance stays constant, but that's really case by case. Fucking Maririn will rise this week even. The meat of the game is really deciding and adjusting which coins to hold long-term positions on, how to adjust your spread through the week, and which dips to buy for how long.

If marine's not uploading a video before 2pm ET, I'm selling all of my maririns

When am I supposed to stop buying EN2, or do I just go for 500 of them

o-onionbro?
i didnt wanna catch up like this

is there actually a resolution/zoom level the site displays correctly on?

>>8120111
personally im stopping when my mpp reaches 5k

>>8120111
500 coins is way too retarded go for 200-300 so you can sell at the adjustment after debut and hold for BIG FAT DIVIDENDS

>>8120111
that's anyone's call to make. Would you buy 500 of another coin at now around 8k if the performance is literally gacha? Do you plan to daytrade or diamond hands or something inbetween?

So is anyone elses autotrader shitting the bed?
>buy pending
>buy pending
>buy pending
>buy pending
>buy completed

what do I spy with my little eye amongst the chaos?
>>8120316
might wanna F5 unironically.

>buying Anya at 3k
have fun with your subpar 500 dollar divvies

>>8120215
works until 210% for me
Firefox, 1366x768

>>8120215
Yes, there are several. What's your resolution/zoom level?
>>8120316
Yes, meanwhile
>fix your bots
>the site itself is hammering the server

>>8120215
67%

>>8120316
>>8120341
other anon, Coco started shittting herself after F5ing

>>8120355
>he is not aware

>>8120224
MPP doesn't matter.
>>8120241
This is probably the most reasonable one
>>8120249
I mean, Irys had like first adjustment up to 12k and second adjustment up to 20k or something like that, that's about 280 coins to sell at a very large gain, not to mention that the first divvies are going to be glorious, as the guy above said 300~350 is probably the sweet spot where you make decent money and if you lose the bet you don't lose too much, just hold whatever is left until divvies and then dump them if they become shitcoins

>>8120111
Assume you won't be able to move more than 120, as a lowball estimate. Starting with that, make a judgement call on how good you expect their dividends to be. Recall that IRyS had a really bad first week due to timeslot fuckery, but STILL paid out over 2k in divvies. These debuts are going to be beefier due to a better debut timeslot, and probably not have as much timeslot bullshit on their weekly schedules, on top of having the full 6 days to rack up stats for divvies, as opposed to just 3+Debut.
just b urself.

>>8120364
I have tried 1440p and 1920x1200 at various zooms between 80-120

>>8120355

>>8120454
The one time MPP is actually a useful metric is when building a new stack of coins.

While we are talking about this, what's going to happen with EN2 divs this firday? Are they going to pay 0?
t. newfag with all his money on EN2

>>8120643
They drop on Sunday. Yes.

>>8120493
Then something is not quite right, especially at 1920x1200p, because that's my second monitor. Give me a second and I'll check on that machine again in both FF and Edge.

>>8120684
oh fuck

>>8120355
I recently changed computers so this is the only Redman I have to reply to you with.
Hopefully Melfriends have more on hand.

Stay Poor

>>8120643
Devchamas say they have their own scraper so while they aren't registered on holopoi they have been getting a bunch of subs so far (100k), so they SHOULD pay a dividend.

>>8120697
this is 100% on 1920x1200 in Chrome for me

>>8120784
>>8120862
wonder when those numbers even update.

>>8120875
Why is Sana black

>>8120355

>>8120963
have you looked at space

>>8120963
>why are people black
Cause God hates 'em.

>>8120355
>not buying Anya

>>8120493
>>8120862
And this is Firefox for me 1920x1200 @ 100%. Edge should not look any different from Chrome because the rendering engine is the same, so I won't bother there.
I do actually get the same issue Anon does @ 2560x1600 in Firefox though, no matter what, the stats extend past the edge of the inset window for the coin. I know how to fix it with Inspect Element, but I shouldn't have to.

>>8120963
simple, sunlight is stonger without athmosphere to shield you from it, so her tan is probably the equivalent to us getting a 3rd degree burn

keep spamming your fateshit

>>8120862
why are japanese numbers always off a decimal point? I hate it

>>8121149
because 万 means 10k.
Basically they have 10k as one unit just how we use k. They have 100万 as 1M and then 1億 = 100M or 1万万

I would stop pumping EN2 later in the day but I have a daily spending quota I need to meet and nearly every coin I prefer buying is on a high so the ride will not end.

>>8121149
Where do you Japanese numbers here?

>>8121113
can I really?

>>8121576
THE PRIMORDIAL YAB

puchigire post dick, I want to see how hard you are right now

If any Devs are listening, to piggy back off the Anon that was having problems with how the site renders:
This is 3 separate screenshots overlaid. The top/bottom third technically go hand in hand, I just had to do it twice since all of the Flex elements on the page now re-draw while you have Dev Tools open.
The middle shows how the stats window renders @ 2560x1600px.
>width: calc(40vw -150px)
Is what I see for that element by default, but it shows as crossed out for some reason, and
>stats-container flex-col flex-stretch active full
Shows 40vw-43px for ".stats-container.full", which appears to be overriding it from market.scss:576.
Changing that to 40vw-12vw seems to work, but then the stats flyout looks comparatively small at 1920x1200, and outright tiny at 1280x800. The "<" button is also rendering so far outside the coin background that I'm not even sure where it's being highlighted.
TL;DR it has been a very long time since I've done any web development, but just use the Flex rules on "board-item" and then have all the elements inside it scale --with-- it instead of independently like they appear to now.
"stats-container" shouldn't be able to grow wider than "board-item", and "stat-row" shouldn't be able to grow taller than 1/8 the chart area...
>I may be dumb
>am retarded pls undastand
>etc. etc.

There it is shitting the bed with Chromium rendering as well.
TL;DR I think you forgot to do whatever you did to make chartjs nice and responsive design/layout wise to the stats container.

>>8121439
Yes, we can

>...gee, it sure is nice to get 10m trades in Firefox
Oh, right.

>>8122571
I feel you. I've gone through 4 browsers before settling on edge all because of nasfaq.

>>8122571
>>8122859
I've just done tests with 2 players, they were on edge and chrome, and getting transaction qualities of 54% and 41%.
We then ran a test doing:
- using firefox
- window always opened (that may not be necessary, still testing)
- window always on the ZHONKBOT VIEW
Their transactions improved to 88% and 99%. If you want me to check your transaction quality to compare, send me your name or your id

>>8123114
nta but here you go, for shits and giggles.
cf424697-6baf-4c87-bf85-4e47ffb8981c
Firefox, main computer. Switched to thinkpad for ~3 hours 10h ago.

>>8123114
how do you know what browser we're using?

>>8123153
Because we actually talked together to setup the tests
>>8123150
97%

>>8118136
based, doing some reps

yesterday/today

>>8122859
Ę̶̭͇͉̰͇ͣ̊ͣͩ́͟͝d̵̶͇̭͖̼́̈́̎͋ͫ͢͡͡ͅg̶̛̛͚͍͚̖̯͊ͭ̒͗̑͞e̴̛͔͖͈̻̣̊ͦͧͭ͌́̕͝ ̷̢̧̧̠̭̰̗̥ͤ̎͑̊̓̀ì̸͍̗͔̥̪͛̎ͩ̔͜͞͠s̵̷̸̵͚̟̖͔̖̑͆̊̏ͪ͜ ̸̡̨̛̺̮̻̹͍̽ͫ̆͂͜ḑ̻̣̠͇̋͌ͧ̓͗́̀͠e̛̩̝̩͓̟̓̊̔͛̏̕͢͡a̴̷̹͇̥̹̠ͤ͌ͧ̚͡͠d̸̸̡̨̻̺̱̟ͫ̉́ͨ̓̀ͅ.̟̮̤̭̊̎͊̊͂́́̀̕͜ͅ. Yes, they feel less good every time you see this image.
>>8123114
Yes, and that gain to 88% is now out the window because FF crashed when I wasn't looking. Look at the gap in the transactions, you already know who I am.

>>8123187
>>8119542

>>8123114
CoinInvestor

>>8123114
>>8123179
Aggie is over get out

>>8123207
99%

>>8123234
What does transaction quality even mean?

>Tower has no Ina

>>8123260

>>8123252
I consider a "zhonkbot" transaction to be chains of 9 to 13 minutes per coin. On those, a "good" transaction is within 10:30 minutes, a bad transaction is up to 13 minutes

>>8123114
5c9cbdc9-6f1a-4996-8607-3b9ff915e8ef
I changed browsers on August 7, I wonder if I'm doing better or just placebo.

>>8123301
94%

IT KEEPS GOING UP

>>8123260
He has every EN1 coin except Ina. He has fucking 540 Kiara but 0 Ina.

>>8123329
just start buying fat coins on loop or consider gatcha.

>>8123221

>>8123301
I checked and you had 45% august 6th

>>8123322
Very nice.

>>8114943
>>8115125

>>8123343

>>8123343

>>8123114
Triangle

STOP BUYING EN2 COINS JESUS

>>8123554
Bought more cause of you.

>>8123554
stop being poor

>>8123554
the fuck are you, poor?

>>8123554
I'll stop buying once they stop being profitable.

>>8123570
>>8123573
>poor
>own more EN2 coins than yfp

>>8123622
I own 10 more Kanata than yfp does, does that mean I'm rich now? NO.

>>8123684
For me, yes. I don't own more than 200 coins.

>>8123554
I'll stop right before the 1st adjustment.

The Mozilla Foundation's been real quiet ever since this dropped.

>>8123622
I own 3 times more EN2 coins than yfp.

>>8123622
I have the most EN2 coins possible and I'm not even Top 50.

>>8123879
I'm ranked above yfp

>>8123999
You too?

>>8123554
why should I stop

>>8123989
The point is that if you have enough money to buy max EN2 coins, you're probably pretty rich. Do you mean that having 3 mil isn't rich?

Edgecucks and Firefucks, we can all at least agree on at least one thing, right?

>>8124090
Or is it 4 mil? How much money did it take to buy all the EN2 coins until now?

>>8124103
would you like some cock with that?

>>8124135
>>8124090
so far, 2.6M but I missed a few cycles due to autotrade-shenanigains.

I WILL keep buying EN2 until debut or until I'm all in
I WILL not compromise
I DO NOT negotiate with traibalfags
unity

I want a gacha item that lets me change my oshimark to a shiny version(i.e. red Gura)

>yacht cutoff is now 133
>yachts are the new lambos
>jets are the new yachts

>>8124430
t. just reached $100 mil

>>8124090
>Do you mean that having 3 mil isn't rich?
Motherfucker I'm poor and I still have 5 million to waste by Saturday. Define "rich."
>NASFAQ is now a Venezuela/Zimbabwe simulator
>>8124430
>>yacht cutoff is now 133
Jesas. I'd have to check old screenshots but I'm almost certain my first lambo was in the 100-200 range.

>>8124329
>unity

>>8124430
What are the new yacht/lambo/jet cutoffs even

>>8124090
>3 mil
>Rich

>>8124534
>Motherfucker I'm poor and I still have 5 million to waste by Saturday.
I don't think that's poor?

>>8124563
>lambo cutoff
>#461

>>8124574
here's a quote dated April:
"six figures is when it REALLY starts to get hard to climb"
basically richfags enable your daytrading gains.
>>8124563
1M, 10M, 100M
1MM is still not really talked about, one idea was "Rocket club"

>>8124329
Maybe I was wrong about you Heimin. Keep this up and I might add you to my based list.

>Shion spot-on imitating Rushia
BUY SHION

first one to sell EN2 is a nigger

>>8124766
People already have

>>8124766
That's Sana

People are already reaching 144 EN2 coins soon, yab

>>8124789
there were sales even at 3000 if I’m correct

>>8124766
>first adjustment snaps them all down to $4k

>>8124880
I have 149-150.

>>8124880
Yes.
>>8124904
the mark of the idiot curses my numbers.

>>8124945

CYCLE CHECK

Exactly 02 hours 30 minutes have passed since adjustments for a total of 15 cycles. For EN2, 01 day 01 hour 15 minutes have passed since IPO for a total of 151 cycles.

SYNC YOUR CLOCKS

CHECK YOUR TRANSACTIONS

MAKE SURE YOUR AUTO-TRADER IS ON

DON'T LOSE CYCLES

>>8124563
>>8124430
>jet
What kind of jet are we talking about here? BBJ? Fighter jet? A-10 BRRRRRRRRRThog?
>>8124657
Rocket club seems lame. Aircraft carrier. Nuclear submarine. Satellite.
https://costaide.com/aircraft-carrier-cost/
>In Japan, their Aircraft Carrier named Hyuga DDH cost them around $1.06 billion.
Seems perfect, although modern American aircraft carriers have long since surpassed the $10bn+ mark. Enterprise was $500m before inflation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Enterprise_(CVN-65)

>>8124712
But it's not me... It's just a random guy using the picture of Kanata.... I am doing the same thing, though...

>>8125121
We had decided on the Boeing Business Jet B737®, which happens to be 100M.

We're getting susanned. Sell now if you value your wallets.

>>8125152
Makes sense, a real Heimin couldn't be that based.

>>8125366
If I poor all my money in EN2 I lose nothing due to Susan.

>>8125366
That just means I'll have to buy harder

>>8125326
Perfect
>>8125366
Prove it.

>>8125366
>Liquidating because Susan
>In HOLD Meta
Gonna be a "no" from me, chief.

>>8125152
You still didn't send me your dickpic

>>8125326
oh right, it was boeing club, I totally forgot because cypher still isn't there.

>>8125450
plebeians could never

>>8125623
Don't take advantage of the autistic

>>8125450
>he didn't see the spoiler

>>8125690
It's not taking advantage if I just ask, y'know?

>>8125743

I'm in trouble. It's only going up.

>>8125785
>the investigators are after my dick now

>>8125785
That is harassment

>>8125366
What do you mean

>>8125743
>Implying I read anything by a Heimin

>>8125450
I have always been the real heimin, that one is just a fake and a fraud.
buy Towa if it makes you happy, your happiness puts a smile on me kenzoku

>>8125812
You know what to do...
Even EOPs should have picked up enough Nihongo to understand ketsu no anchor, but just in case: https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Lyrics:_%E3%82%AD%E3%83%A3%E3%83%97%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%BB%E3%83%A0%E3%83%A9%E3%82%B5%E3%81%AE%E3%82%B1%E3%83%84%E3%82%A2%E3%83%B3%E3%82%AB%E3%83%BC

spent an entire fucking day changing chinkbot so it would send less requests

I get turned on every time I see you. You look even sexier in gray. I want to climb higher and be right next to you. I think I'm in love with you.

ATTENTION ALL INVESTORS
You have 217 Cycles left until dividends.
You have 295 Cycles left until EN2 debuts begin.
Please make sure all arms and legs and liquid are safely contained in the vehicle. Space travel is very dangerous, I've heard.

>>8125993
>people are falseflagging as me now

I have stopped buying the nigger.

>>8126111
found the nigger

>>8125965
You don't have to... But you could... maybe for a change of pace... or something...

>>8126018
>[Deleted]

>>8125878
Don't worry investigators like to tease but they are just a bunch of virgins that won't do anything other than ask for dickpics

>hating on the therapeutic wonder tenshi Kanatan
>hating on the Women keeping everyone sane
the absolute STATE of this thread for fucks sake.

>>8126174
They're the mesugakis of the fanbases, all should be put in their place.

ATTENTION ALL INVESTORS and shotgun Rushia

YOU HAVE 360 CYCLES UNTIL DIVIDENDS ARE PAID OUT
YOU HAVE 437 CYCLES UNTIL EN2 DEBUTS START
Please lock in your position before then if you intend to invest early. Stop buying if you must, but selling this early is COMPLTELY retarded. Hold and Buy are the only options you need right now.

>>8126018
lol

>>8126207
Have you seen /hlg/ heimin? Not sure if this is the right thread to complain about.

>>8126261
Math is hard please undastand.

>>8126224
bullshit these Shions NEED to LEAVE.
>>8126279
>/hlg/ or /hlgg/
I left when the first people falseflagged as Watamates after Nousagis.