/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE SCHIZOCHAMA

Reminder that I love haachama today too!

Echi echi ASMR when

Mamachama molesting haachama while papachamma jerks off into a bowl of spiders asmr when?

SEX WITH ERROR-CHAN

The schizo shit has gone to far

>>8074922
It was just a fun way not to expose her friends identity and if they ever do become a chuba chammers and her can play off it.

>>8074922
Pretty much what >>8075069 said. Her friend expressed interest in being a vtuber but doesn't have a model or anything, so tying it into a schtick she already has is the easiest way to go about having her on for a singing stream while leaving most every option open for the future.

>>8074922
You should be happy that Haachama has a new friend

Wonder how freaky they're getting at their sleepover

>>8076415
>Hey you want see my loo dwawings??

>>8074922
It was her friend
if it was Haato it would have been her sister

>>8076977
HAACHAMA ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION

https://youtu.be/eaL0GGu-JD0

>>8076272
Yeah, if she looks the chat and comments, she is going to get a ton of confidence. My only wish is that she will be cool with chat keep mentioning Haachama instead of trying to distance from her because of that

>>8077110
Nigger. You fucked up. Delete and find a better source.

Was that Hoshikawa singing in the duet.........................................

>>8074922
Can you see, the sun is shining on me, It makes me feel so free, so alive, It makes me want to survive and the sky, it makes me feel so high, the bad times pass me by, 'cause today, Is gonna be a brighter day Can you feel the sunshine ? Does it brighten up your day Don't you feel that sometimes

You just need to run away

>>8077271
No it was me

>Haachama next on Holo Talk

Will it be in English for once?

>>8078510
Hope not. It would be easier for everyone involved if it were Japanese. Haachama would have a slightly easier time communicating, which will make it easier to distinguish her actual insanity from simple mistakes due to language barrier. Kiara is also easier to listen to when she's not speaking English, since the voice she puts on for her character isn't as strong.

What would you ask chammers? No, "may I suck your toes" isnt acceptable in this format.

>>8079211
May i suck error-chama's toes?

The number of morons who thought the thumbnail link was her friend's twitter is hilarious. EOPs are truly pathetic.

>>8080209
Retards can be found all over world speaking and understanding various different languages
>ywnbj

>>8080619
Cope harder thumbnail tard.

I hate getting such little sleep, but if I don't set an early alarm I risk missing a stream she scheduled while I was asleep

https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1427569265335431177
karASHi returns. Newfags who have never heard of karASHi kill yourselves.

>>8076505
>new friend invites you over to hang out and stream
>sit there awkwardly for 3 hours while she looks at hentai and giggles

>>8080785
watch vods
why do you have to see every stream while they're live?

>>8080952
Watching vods just isn't the same experience

>>8081010
it is for me.
you can just pretend like it's live.

it is very simple, I check for vods to watch before I come here and get spoiled

>>8080785
>Wake up and check Youtube
>New Haachama video
>Streamed 5 minutes ago

>>8080845
>karASHi returns
I doubt
before:
Haato playing horror and screaming
Suisei and Flare laughing
now:
Haachama its a horror
Suisei and Flare screaming

>>8081523
Nobody takes her "horror" shit seriously. And there's nothing to doubt. Flare literally says right there that it's happening this week.

>>8080619
Except in this case you're too goddamn retarded to even use machine translation. You have no excuse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5wfoXWuVfw

>>8083408
How do we force her to get enough sleep bros?

>>8083408
>HAACHAMA ERROR IS JUST BEGAN

>>8083758
She REALLY wants to hit the 1.3m subs before summer ends

>>8080619
It was super obvious that the link was not related to her friend. I'm just saying retards exist all over the world japs are no exception.

>>8083758
Haachama error has just begun. (Basic & uninspired)
HAACHAMA ERROR IS JUST BEGAN (ESL, chaotic, and cute)

>>8083817
She's going back too uni soon. So, she need a reason to go on hiatus again

>>8083408
So more collabs with friends? Also I wonder if cover is ok with her just hijacking “error” like this

>>8084113
>Also I wonder if cover is ok with her just hijacking “error” like this
What are they going to do? Fire her? She has tenure.

>>8084232
I guess that’s true. Just figure they probably wouldn’t like her using that title for something completely unassociated

>>8084113
>>8084322
They probably only forbid her from using the official hashtag (#hololiveERROR), just like #hololiveEN

>>8083924
Why so defensive thunbnail tard?

>>8084458
Why so unnecessarily hostile? What are you trying to prove?

>>8083408
Fuck off with horror shit

>>8084503
That EOPs are retarded. This is an objective fact.

>>8084519
Well you failed, all you're proving is that you're a faggot and booty blasted over literally nothing.

>>8084576
Cope harder thumbnail tard.
>durr I'm not retarded, everywan's retarted!!11

echi echi ASMR today!!
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427767576688422915

Wifechama

>>8085214
Bbbbaaased

>>8085214
Nice

>>8084232
After Coco's grad Cover literally can't fire Haachama, not without any serious consequence

>>8084113
if this is hijacking they have to panish miko for her meme video too

>>8085620
Literally nobody will give a fuck after a week. Serious consequence my arse.

>>8081652
They only took it seriously in the first phase in February (Or maybe I just want to believe this more than Haachama saying everyone to act like they are scared when she says ''oharujyu'')

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427773103698939907
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427773378878836738
Haachama might do another abusive stream since she saw it was trending on Twitter (because Rushia is doing one)

>>8086447
Her kusomaro streams were the best streams she's ever done. Bring them back goddamn.

>>8080747
"thumbnail tard"?

>>8086447
What if it's abusive ASMR?!
Is that even possible?

>>8080785
>>8081130
My burger bros...

>>8086447
Haachama please beat the shit out of me

Haachama still speaks Australian.

>>8085735
Kyo Ani was attacked by 1 schizo and Chammers has more than a few schizo fans

Never forget you are here forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mj2QJE-UOI

>>8086711
RBC has one in a voice pack although, it's more verbal than physical. I can't imagine punching the ASMR mic would be good for the listener's ears

>>8086818
Unironically better than Red Heart

New schizo stream is up

>>8087173
Gura is creatively bankrupt

>Wake up
>Echi echi ASMR tonight
last ASMR with the sudden blue balling is private now too

>>8087403
>24時は絶対に空けておいてくださいね?
は... はい...

>>8087403
Heh, good thing I downloaded the archive

>>8087403
>Irys and Haachama ASMR in the same day
remember me haatons.....

>>8086791
Literally fuck all will happen because EOPs are all just talk like yourself.

>>8077133
That happened for Aria at first but now there is basically no mention of haachama and she has a small but loyal fanbase

>>8072656
Newbie question, but is there a way to obtain members only streams other than to pay money and join the channel?

>>8073301
Your wish has been answered

>>8089217
The people who considered for even a microsecond that it was Haachama I swear are the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet.

>>8089421
Watch live if you are referring to the ASMR. Other than that no

>>8089421
Stop being poor poorfag.

>>8089491
Thanks to those schizos I checked her out and damn her ASMR are good

>>8089217
idk about that, but I don't think Aria was Haachama's friend in the first place

>>8089804
No fucking shit she isn't. She's not at all connected to anyone in Hololive.

>>8089804
>chat keep mentioning Haachama
Was referring to this

>>8089430
I woke up from my sleep to see the tweet and now I'm too antsy to fall back asleep.

Hopefully she commits and doesn't blue ball us again. Unless it's an hour of blue ball inducing teasing.

>>8089767
On a scale of Sora to "roommates' channels" where is she on the lewdness scale?

>>8089745
>paying money to obtain slightly erotic content about an imaginary character when there are oceans of erotic content about imaginary characters available for free
Nope, I don't see why. If it's not obtainable for free, it's not like I'm desperate for it in the first place.

>>8086447
She deleted these tweets...

>>8089421
Almost all of her ASMR videos get reuploaded on YouTube. Just search "Haachama ASMR"

>>8093047
I see. Thanks!

Fuck Haachama

>>8093929
Dont Monday if I dooo

>>8093929
With pleasure

>>8090846
It's more on the Sora side of the ASMR but she does do a ton of heartbeat ASMR which is what I'm into

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427769517778690051
Haachama wants to hear your questions!

>>8096896
Weird there's literally no other question I have for chammers

>>8087155
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

>>8089421
Lurk moar for archives, or stop being poor

>>8095884
>heartbeat ASMR
That shit makes me feel queasy for some reason; don't care that I think all 3 of my oshi's have done so.

>>8087403
That's sad because it had a lot of positive comments about how relaxing it was.

>>8099469
I expected her to make it members only at some point but just going and making it private is a bit weird

>>8087403
What are the chances we get dangoeating asmr from her before Polka?

>>8099797
If you mention something and Haachama gets a kick out of it anything is possible.

You're post also reminded me of the Matsuri dango eating voice pack so thanks.

>>8104070
I'm gonna bet that the meat, although burnt outside, is probably still raw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilejfByx_0U
Block autism too stronk

>>8106169
oh shit

>>8106169
Oh wow it's starting very early! Looks like she's going to make a jet coaster inside Babel.

I wonder if she'll ever fix her death coaster. She mentioned fixing it again during one of the recent Miko collabs

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427857449877311490
>up all night
Please don't blue ball us during ASMR again...

>>8106982
Goddamit Chammers.

Believe in the Chama

>>8106982
Do not fret, she'll do her best not to be late for the ASMR

I think she really likes that Haachama ware video.

ASMR cancelled. She's only staying up until her meeting at 5.

>>8107171
I do too. They made it playable too, and currently working on adding more games to it

She sounds like she's high of Redbull, which makes a lot of sense really.

>>8107171
She plans on playing it at some point
>>8107248
Damn...

What the fuck do you people even see in her ASMR. It's the same shit every time.

Ollie dropped a hint in her stream that Haachama might be returning to the EN server soon.

She was looking out at the island where Haachama left and said "Oh, that's Haachama Island!" and then commented she wanted to tell us something but couldn't because it was a spoiler.

>>8107470
Is the merge still happening? Or are they just gonna let Chammers do whatever she wants in EN?

>>8107506
21st is a relay stream to build the portal that will connect the two servers. So far, only ID's had confirmed the stream, no word with other branches yet.

>>8107594
OH so maybe the Haachama island becomes the place that connects to the JP and the entrance will be Babechama. If that happens then it is indeed Kino.

Ei she's aty 1.23M now. MAYBE 1.30 is doable.

>>8107973
I can see 1.27 in the next two weeks.
1.3 in early September

why is she so obsessed with building roller coasters?

Fuck, I need to sleep, but I don't want to miss her stream.

Babechama gets another hotdog seller.

The guardian llama of Babechama!

This Red Heart version fucking slaps

>>8108643
I wanna see Haachama play Planet coaster, just to see her coaster autism in full swing

>>8109740
It's great

YOUTUBE HATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOOOO fucking YT made her end the stream early

Is ASMR still on? Is she going to oversleep again and do a short cock tease thing again

>>8110401
She canceled it, and from what i read on the liveTL she might continue Minecraft at midnight instead.

>>8110401
see
>>8107248

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427883494303092736

>>8110430
>>8110472
Are you really sure? I couldn't watch the stream but looking at the Haachamanau hashtag I still a few tweets still saying they're looking forward to ASMR tonight. Can someone post a liveTL where she mentioned ASMR being canceled

Haachama bought a vibrator!?
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427889558666977281

>>8110984
Is this the one that miko has?

>>8110692
only had time to check that bit, but heard nothing of the sort in the first 8 minutes, which is when anon claimed she cancelled it
she might well just sleep after the meeting and still do it

>>8111013
It is, she also replied to a comment saying she wants to collab with Miko with the vibrator

>>8110984
How is it used?

>>8111108
https://www.dr-air.com/jp/en/

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427892271853096963

https://youtu.be/Etii4VCuppk

>>8111234
I just want lewd massage ASMR. I hope this dosen't end up being the "echi echi ASMR"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etii4VCuppk

>>8111199
Ah... Isn't this products a blatantly scam? I don't know why JPs still fall on this things

>>8111388
Also wtf almost $600 for this shit kek

>>8111431
>600$ for a meme
Goddamn JPs just jog or something else if you wanna lose weight.

She changed her mind the vid room is out.

>frame deleted
Grass

>>8111514
Or maybe stopped by manager
MANAGER HATE!!!

>>8111199
>>8111388
>>8111431
Didn't Miko buy and use one of these things "on" Haachama at the end of that gta stream that was fucked up by the zhang?

Hopefully she says if it's actually canceled or not soon.

>>8111947
Yeah, she uses it at the end before she cuts the stream

>>8111947
Yes

hopefully just trying to not promise things when she's not sure she'll wake up, but that'd be surprisingly responsible from chammers
hope it still happens

>>8111947
Miko used it first on a Mario Kart stream. Haachama probably got hers as the next gimmick for a future Hell Karaoke stream.

>>8112804
Anon this isn't the numberfag thread.

What the fuck I didn't know haachama was going to stream and went to sleep. Anything I missed?

>>8113026
She built a coaster inside her tower and then Youtube shit itself so she had to call it early

>>8113082
Damn I will never forgive myself for oversleeping

>>8113144
Don't be so harsh on yourself. it was a guerilla stream, no one was expecting it

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427931271389347851?s=19

Bros... chama is now a redditor

>>8114340
no... how could this happen...

>>8114340
Unmembered, unsubscribed and charging back all my superchats

>>8114340
Can't wait until she starts posting her garbage videos there so people on the front page can see!

>>8114340
WHEN WILL SHE CREATE A 4CHANNEL ACCOUNT LADS?

>>8114340
It's over.. I cannot believe it. The final yab approaches once more

>>8114340
>finish meeting
>suddenly going extra hard on reddit stuff
Pure coincidence I'm sure

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427935199430463494
Meme review on Sunday

>>8114686
Oh wait, it's on 29 August instead

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427937413142179840
POGGERS

>>8114340
Redditchama...

Gotta crank up that "pandering to the lowest common denominator" dial if she wants to numberwhore to her goal. EOP shittards are the easiest way since they're so starved of attention they'll start clapping like seals if you look in their general direction.

>>8114887

>>8114340
>chama is now a redditor
A noob at that

>>8114340
>>8114887
ENTER

>>8114340
The final yab

>>8114340
I will not stand for this affront upon 4channel.org

>>8114340
HAACHAMA FARMING KARMA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8107506
Ollie already talked about the EN/JP merger before that moment.
Ollie also broke the news that there will be an ID server, but didn't say if it would merge with the others. You would assume they would merge though as long as it's possible to merge 3 servers.

>>8114340
Conclusion it becomes full of Haachamaglish announcements of streams and contests. Until she fucks up and doesn't put the NSFW tag on the latest POST HAACHAMA PORN contest announcement.

Haachama playing with her new vibrator!
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427948397915348996

https://youtu.be/vGi6U_mS4g8
She's having sex with me bros

>>8115876
>Wasshup Blow me
Chammers...

>>8115876
This is funnier than it has any right being holy shit

>>8115912
Disabled comments kek.

>>8115912
>I ride the mashine for diet

>>8115942
THAT'S NOT IT WORKS HAACHAMA GODDAMIT. YOU CAN'T FUCKING VIBRATE YOUR FAT AND WEIGHT AWAY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8107692
It's looking highly likely that the tower is related to the server merge with how hard she's working to finish it. The English only stream could have been foreshadowing too.
It would make sense that Haachama projects would be the portal since she and Miko are the only JPs who speak English.

>>8115876
>anawn i canned bleev you fot i was playing wiv myself you fi-filfy degenalate

>>8116011
>Miko are the only JPs who speak English
Migo doesn't even speak japanese.

>>8116011
This is the dumbest fucking post I've read all day Way to out the fact you don't watch anybody but EN.

>>8116167
>This is the dumbest fucking post I've read all day
I take it you just woke up

>>8116203
Doesn't change how astronomically stupid your post is.

>>8116216
Not my post, it was a merely joke at the expense of /vt/.

https://youtu.be/mhB4915XKJo
>運営さん次第ではアーカイブ消すかも!

>>8116312
Chammers...you're too powerful. Now I gotta jack off in the work bathroom and hope I dont accidentally hit my boss in the face again.

>>8116312
That's not even the most important part.
>運営さんお願い許してとめないでええええ!!!
Her manager is going to stop this once she finds out.

>>8116011
Holy fuck how new are you to hololive in general

>>8116368
Didn't ask.

>>8116407
This thread is my personal blog tyvm. Btw I ate some cheerios for breakfast with some oj. Thinking of what to get for lunch but on the fence.

>>8116312
Has the manager ever stopped her.

>>8116455
lotion ringfit...

>>8116455
Yes. If you're asking, you're too new.

>>8116450
Ignore that newfags retard he's farming for (you) since 3/4 threads ago kek

>>8116450
Don't care.

>>8116462
But that's the old manager

>>8116462
Holy fuck that slipped my mind

>>8116487
Didn't ask.

Anya's going to be calling senpais in an hour and 20 minutes. I hope buruchama picks up.

>Staying in a mountain lodge or some shit
>Hear Haachama telling a story to a friend in English from another room
>Her pronunciation is still off, but she's speaking really quickly and stringing sentences together like a natural
>Suddenly she stops and I hear some wizard ask if she's Haachama
>She insists she isn't and leaves
>Wake up
Which one of you spergs entered my dream?

>>8116376
>>8116312
Why would management take particular issue over this one? She already explained what the machine is. Also, is it possible they made her private the previous public ASMR?

>>8116861
How did you know it was a wizard?

>>8116977
>Why would management take particular issue over this one?

>>8117039
He sounded like one

>>8117039
Over 30 and smelled like a virgin

>>8116861
Who asked?

>>8116977
Just like Rushia's ring fit stream.
They didn't expect the sound to become too dangerous. And some clippers make it even more yabai. So, she delete the stream afterward
>Also, is it possible they made her private the previous public ASMR?
They already did

I'm still waiting for that blindfold getting over it haachama promised...

>>8117147
It was supposed to be a no archive anyway, wasn't she just sleepy and forgot to private it?

>>8117147
But why private over members only. She has said and implied worse things during other ASMR.

>>8117184
She types that even on ASMR that are members only. Might be clickbait.

>>8117318
>>8117272
>But why private over members only.
KEK, Manager-san confirmed for non member

>>8117147
Chama might have just privated that on her own. Maybe she thought it was some weakshit ASMR cause she did it in a hurry and decided to remove it.

>>8117433
The comments were mostly about relaxation and positive, not horny. That could be either good or bad in her eyes, kek.

>>8117433
It was supposed to be cancelled, but since she forgot to remove the frame, she had no choice but to deliver. That's why it felt weak compared to her other ASMR streams. the stream staying up was just chama forgetting to private it afterwards.

Seems karASHi's collab will be on Sunday 22 JST, based on Flare's latest stream

>>8117663
Wait, my bad. It's Friday

>>8117663
>karASHi
Wut?

>>8118061

>>8118086
thanks

I fucking love haachama

I love fucking haachama

>>8117663
Busy day.

>>8118210
>>8118231
Based and same

>Meme review contest has no rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_r29dYmn9Y
I hope shit like this makes it in.

Lewd fucking shit. I think she bought a huge collection of vibrators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGi6U_mS4g8

The vibrating workout machine is a lie. This is how Haachama is really going to be streaming later

>>8119083
will she review this art on the next ero contest?

>inb4 someone does a fanart of her as harley and nijisanji's joe as the joker
https://twitter.com/magowasabi/status/1426564187925344257/

Haatons what in the fuck is wrong with you? And worse what in the fuck is wrong with jannies?

>>8120788
Kek there's an explanation for this

>>8120127
Probably not. But she replied to it at least
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427314965434671106
And the artist said he'll participate again next time

>>8120788
>ironic shitposting is still shitposting
an actual good janny, it's a fucking miracle

It's going to end up being one of those Haachama thinks it'll be sexy streams but it just ends up feeling like a cute kid messing around for an hour streams isn't it?

>>8121852
I mean what's she gonna do? Sit on that big ass thing for an hour? My prediction: she does exactly this but because its shaking so much she falls off and hits her head on her desk giving her a nice little bump.

>>8121852
Yes, did you expect anything else from Chammers?

>>8121960
I was hoping for the echi echi ASMR when she announced ASMR this morning

>>8121852
She should do a collab with either Choco or Mel for the echi echi ASMR

>>8115912
The first "Haachama!" of this video makes me feel feelings.

>>8122055
>echi echi ASMR
that would never happen

>>8122292
It's one of her summer goals

>>8122359
It's not like doesn't want it, it's about how is she going to do it. It won't be erotic even if she tries so hard to convey that.

>>8122451
Everything Haachama does in inherently erotic

>>8122055
The more ecchi she attempts to be, the funnier it gets.

>>8122451
Her schizo H ASMR stream and the short tease at the end of her last ASMR were really good. I believe in lewdchama to pull it off.

I can't wait for Haachama to have fallen asleep, show up 40 minutes late, and then blue ball us after 20 minutes again

Imaginary ASMR again

>>8123862
Yes silence ASMR my favourite type

>>8123342
you should have believed in the strongest idol

what the fuck is she doing

So how is this ASMR?

>>8124147
Something eichi but not ASMR

>>8124147
Her best anon

>>8124147
>>8124223
>>8123862
you are not being forced to watch this video, you know.

>>8124223
Not sure but what it does to her voice makes me diamonds

>>8124235
is it a foot vibrator?

>>8124147
Waiting for the first 10-15 minutes to end.

>just started
>already want to blow
I'm not gonna make it...

As expected, it became comedy gold.

>>8124223
>>8124235
she was reminded that she's not doing asmr by the chat

>>8124260
i wanna be here, i just wanna know what the device from the thumbnail she's using is

I'm both getting a boner and laughing my ass off

why do i find this hot

I knew it. This idiot can never be lewd, she's just too cute to do it.

>>8124345
>i just wanna know what the device from the thumbnail she's using is
>>8124269
it's this thing to get fit

>>8124423
>this voice and noises
>not lewd

>>8124423
so, >>8122451 was right?

Haachama has such major virgin af vibes, next to even a good number of other Holos.

Did she literally just fucking

>>8124517
Yeah, I think "kitte" means that
>t. N9999

>>8124269

I believe its the thing showed in >>8111199. It's a platform with vibrating functions that can be used for exercise, certain types of massages, strapping sex toys to, etc. The exact benefits are dubious but like most vibrating health products marketed towards women, it's a health product in name only.

She tries to be sexy but she's laughing her ass off.
>IT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER

>>8124475
>Her fiddling with a machine
>Just saying yabai
>Not really knowing what to do
>cute chama noises
It's just not sexual at all in nature, even if she wants it to be. It's like a little sister trying to "sexy" and failing horribly but you can't help but smile.
>>8124499
Absolutely

Beep beep.

It's like watching those vids of chicks trying to read while using a vibrator. They also laughed a bunch, then they came

How is she this cute

>>8124621
i keep thinking its my UPS

I'm ngmi

Why is she counting down?
Are we waiting for something bros?

I LOST

Imagining having sex with her while she repeated says haachama chama.

>>8124802
Countdown for the punchline

this is so hot

>>8124826
i do every single day

>>8124812
>lost at 12/30
Pack it up anon...its over.

>>8124826
that's the idea

>>8124802
Well maybe when she said IKU IKU IKUUUU

>>8111199
is she dumb enough to sit on it

>>8124927
i sure hope so

FUCK KEK at THE MIKO IMPRESSION

NYAHALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>oshiri ga yabai
Anal with haachama I'm ngmi