/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>81060632
Sitting in a hospital lobby surrounded by very old people, guy in a vietnam hat complimented my shoes though.

Day 5! Give it up for day 5!

Praise my wife, she's a good girl.

>>81063680
erai erai~

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

Gurass

>>81063373
sniffsniff

>>81063892
SNIFFFFF

>>81063680

Who else is an ITbud who had an interesting day at work today?

Sex with a fembud.

>>81064021
all linux here

>>81064021
90% of the company uses Linux for dev, the other 10% is HR & accounting & we have no inhouse IT-staff so it was pretty kino ;)

>>81063846
hhnnnnnngggg

I want to cook food for Gura so fucking badly, everytime she talks about her cooking it makes me genuinly sad, like her plonking down some sad vegan meatballs into her freakin airfryer and things like that :(

Bacon pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes. Bacon pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes.

>>81064382
same desu

>>81064021
My company doesn't use Crowdstrike

>>81064382
At best you can try to give her advice on how to cook properly.

>>81064021
Fuckers took down my Black Desert for 7 hours and I couldn't grind.

>>81064444
Stop it, you made those yesterday, do you wanna be like fatbud?

>>81064763
I have something small and sturdy for you to grind on, bud

>>81064382
It's especially annoying because she actually enjoys baking just for the sake of it.
I don't bake, but can people not transfer that same type of enjoyment over to cooking a decent meal for one's self? But I guess she doesn't bake all of the time whereas making decent meals for yourself is an everyday thing and it can be a hassle sometimes. I don't know.

>>81064843
Ye. I love fatfuck

>>81064857
Gura don't say your tail is small, it's very girthy.

>>81064927
That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Chelsea?

>>81065139
Don’t call her that

>>81064444
I have this stuck in my head now

>>81065139
Chelsea sells sea shells by the bond INC bailsman

>>81064382
If you recall she did get that cookbook. I am sure she is doing some recipes from it herself. Its just that she needs the motivation a lot of the time to do but knowing her busy summer schedule and stuff.

>>81064230
Isn't linux affected too? or its just everything else?

Now I really want some pancakes with nutella...

>>81065381
Are you this bird
https://youtube.com/shorts/ET3cCXsKZ1Q

>>81065716
Thats a cute bird

>>81063373
rape on spot

>>81065833
You're a cute bird

>>81064021
qrd?

>>81065890
Can I be a cute bird too mister

>>81065671
not this time.

>>81065849
Can you not

cuck my fuck pogdeaths

>>81066197
/ggg/ was created for gura rape discussion

>>81065849

>>81066409

Remember when Guras mom bought her a shake-weight? What did she mean by that? Was it exercise or did mom try some gay-conversion therapy?

>>81066582
she told us why

I think Gura is pretty cool and I would like to have sex with one of her cute female fans

>>81066686
No she didn't

Disney
https://i.imgur.com/lw4ioUp.png

I'd really like to dine on Gura's chocolate starfish...

>>81066792
that's a long name...

>>81067009
Okay, thank you for your input, it was really helpful

I need transcriptbuds help: Gura once said "vulva, vulva, vuuulva...What do you mean jabai? It's the part of the chicken isn't it? *read chat* oh nevermind", paraphrased, something like that. Anyone know from which game that was?

>>81066857
so how long until the inevitable Gawr animated series?

>>81067321
Chicken vulva simulator

>>81066873
picture the pungency

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>81067382
Thank you, gonna go and watch Guras Chicken vulva simulator VOD right now

>>81067321
GTA V Gura was parroting them when the women were chanting it

>>81067696
I didn't ask YOU

>>81067432
>fembuds
No such thing.

What sexual position is your favorite to use with Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN ?

>>81068062
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>81068062
reverse road head

>>81068062
Butter Churner (in stinker)

>>81068062
this >>81068179 except also for recreational purposes to deepen our bond.

I'd appreciate it if you all didn't always get overly horni for MY daughterwife, thank you.

Speaking of sex; if you only have a 10cm/4inch dick, how does that work? The buttcheeks are atleast 10cm so do guys with such smol peckers don't even reach the cave entrance?

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

I want Gura to be happy and healthy

>>81068638
Possibly. I'm 7 inches, and one of my team members was so fat we couldn't do doggystyle.

>>81068887
I'm all for picrel but that was revolting sir!

I am so dissapointed in ggg today, you guys should all be ashamed of yourselves

>>81069181
I didn't do anything wrong...

>>81068062
the people's elbow

My body is under extreme stress and yet I can't stop imbibing caffeine

>>81069601
Make sure the girl is pregnant first

>>81068062
A position which asserts her dominance.

I don't think there is any sex havers in this thread, all posers

....

Chumbies I just finished dungeon meshi. I just realized that I might be autistic because I related with laios the most.

>>81070010
I need to collect this dino at all costs

Gura's blue socks belong to me

>>81069877
No sex is a small price to pay for unlimited power. Gura agrees.

>>81070010
>>81070146
Walmart Gura or are you guys colorblind?

Gawr Gura

Will Goob do an EDF collab?

>>81070356
What about my wife?

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>81070465
Gura is sedated

>>81070531
This is quite the interesting samenpost

>>81068652
Okay right, so who's up for taking me? I have a fucked up dick(still got a tight wee hood), no job (benefits scournger) and I'm a part-time lolicon.
On the plus side I'm somewhat fit.

MY Gurandma.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>81070023
Being an autismo has its benefits, some would argue it's way better than being a neurotypical.
Go read the manga, it's really good.

>>81070861

>>81070447

>>81070871
Yup I read the manga first chumbie. I feel like watching the anime now just to see everything in motion.

Imagine being Gura, she get to meet Gura every single day

Are we all creepy perverts?

Baguraette honhonhon

>>81068062
I like struggling rape sex with lots of wrestling and pins.

>>81071168

Gura should rape this shark

Reminder

Gura but with a Sana level tanned skin?

>>81071711
Not to be a complainy-boober but i am slighly upset that picrel isn't included

>>81071597
there sure is a lot of ellen gura art

I want to pick up Gura, slam her tiny little child shark body against a table and violently fuck her in the ass using her tears as lubricant while listening to her sobbing whines begging me to stop or at least pull out so she doesn't get pregnant.

>>81071711
ye

>>81072091
Off to horny jail with you.

Tenroy should draw the dude darker and tongue kissing Gura while fucking.

>>81072091
This is not a healthy form of creative writing.

>>81072709
It's healthy for my cock

Imagine wanting to sleep, but Gura just keeps on rubbing your cock because she wants more mayo and you get drained throughout the whole night

Is there a full moon out?

>>81072950
got a few days left

>>81072091
You ever had them get dissapointed when you tell them all the reasons why you cant make them a Mommy by doing it this way and/or at her age?

AAAAAA GURA I NEED YOU I NEED MY CUTE SHARK ANTIDEPRESSANT DOSE THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

For King and Cunny!

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>81074492
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! SHE'S THE BEST SHORK EVER!!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>81070465
samen

MY wife

>>81072091

>>81074492
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I want to see my mommy again...

>>81075865
holy shit
look at guts george go

>>81068308
She’s driving and blowing you?? Seems dangerous

>>81071263
>*Li touchí*

>>81075992
Chumbaby...

Im listening to yoshis island music on repeat

>>81071297

>>81074492
Yes I am mister

>>81076282
Hey Gura's come to see us!

I’ve been getting like 15 hours of sleep for the past 10 days but my eye is STILL twitching. What the heck man

I don't want to freak anyone out but I think BagFembud is gone for good. Its just been so long. I hope she is still a fan of gura after what you guys did to her.

>>81076406
Actually, this is the song Gura listens to on repeat. Or more specifically, it’s what she hears in her head when she walks around aimlessly.
https://youtu.be/jdC9nJzZNyI

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>81076460
Ah, the NEET life. How I envy you.

>>81076517
I want here the day or 2 she was visiting. Who scared her away? It wasn’t that fatfuck was it?

>>81076697
I’m not a neet. Just a really lazy employee who gets to make their own hours.

>>81076703
Fatbud is a kind and gentle soul looking for the next meal and shares his thoughts that come directly from his stomach. Stop muddying the water.

>>81076703
Well, I work a lot been called into work for a while. I had her added on Discord. I went to my messages to talk with her and apologize for going so long without talking with her and she had removed me and I can not message her now :( Its sad and I can not blame her because of the stuff going on here its bound to make any girl feel uncomfortable. It was so bad for her no matter if everyone here today give her an apology it would never make it right. I'm sorry BagFembud that most everyone here does not know how to conduct themself better around girls. There is never any excuse for it. Every chumbud her should know that because Gura has said this more than one time.

>>81076890
That fat piece of shit had sex with my dog

>>81076460
why wouldn't your eyes twitch if you only got 15 hours of sleep in 10 days? you're extremely sleep deprived...

>>81076460
I used to get eye twitches and I had no idea why until I figured out that the lamp in the corner of my room was in my peripheral vision while on my computer. Moving to an overhead light eventually fixed it.

>>81077045
How long will it take to get undeprived of sleep mister?

>>81076517
most normies don't stick around 4chan after visiting because it feels archaic to them

>>81077080
Hmmmm. Interdesting…

>>81076460
Same here chumbie. Sometimes my chest twitches and it gets really scary

>>81077131
depends, try getting 7-8 hours a day for at least a week, but I assume you have some kind of issue that prevents you from getting enough sleep right?

Wife soon?

>>81077386
I was smoking the ganja but decided to quit for good because it was hurting my sleep and making me cranky and forgetful. It’s been 20 days since I stopped, and my dreams returned about 10 days ago.

>>81077030
no, that was Gura.

Gura is my cute shark wife who I love very much and have sex with everyday.

Knife. Spoon.

>>81077276
What the heck man. Are you sure that’s from lack of sleep

>>81076285
La basé

>>81063680

>>81076460
I slept for like 18 hours today it was fantastic

>>81077879
I hope so. I dont have the cash for a doctors appointment yet…

>>81077007
What do you have in mind that you think scared her off, exactly? I like to think I wasn't one of those faggots and that I always engaged with her in good humor, hell, once I strongly encouraged her *not* to post nudes, for example. But there were also long periods where I wasn't here due to work/church. God knows what other faggots were saying in my absence
If nothing else I hope she can at least still enjoy lurking the thread, and especially the ritualposts she told us she liked

>>81078842
I think she was a bitch. Listen chumbuds, whenever there’s a fembud, the rule is simple. Either we all get to hit, or none of us do. If she wasn’t willing to let us gangbang or at least run a train, then good fucking riddance. We don’t need that baggage. Simple as.

>>81078842
Nta, but she left shortly after the Pajeet started asking her some weird questions, so it was probably his fault

>>81079130
I fucking knew it…

>>81079554

I ignored that bagfembud arc completely, everything about it just seemed "off" and very weird.

>Get a little closer, let fold
>Cut open my sternum and pull
>My little ribs around you
>The lungs of me be crowns over you

>>81079611
>everything about it just seemed "off" and very weird.
That's called "glowing in the dark"

>>81079554
>*Le touché*

>>81079611
I was making fun of fakebuds

>>81079585
>*La touchā*

>>81079130
Imagine being so sheltered that you freak out upon realization that people from India have access to internet and that they mean everyone in the world harm.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>81079611
So did I. I assume that those are bored larps or they're just trying to get you to wire them money.

>>81079914
>*Lo touchõ*

>we get ourselves some literal who thread celebrities
I hate you niggas so much

>>81079052
There were some jokes about "ebis running her over with a train", but iirc she was mainly willing to do so to hypothetically spare Gura the same fate

>>81079940
Maybe a mix of both. I’ve heard some horny Twitter posters who appear female are actually males just trying to get money from simps. Weird times we live in.

>>81079657
Purity Ring? Would be great to hear Gura sing something like that.

>>81079611
there's nothing i hate more than namefags and attention whores

>>81080104
I hate you too bud <3

>>81080186
They’re so good!!!

I love you

>>81080411

>>81080411

>>81080152
Wdym, people used to do that back in runescape, pretending to be a girl for free stuff was meta.

gura tight farthole

>>81080586
it's pretty tasty right?

>>81080554
My first runescape character was a girl and the first time I logged in some guy gave me a sapphire amulet. I thought it was the funniest shit ever

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>81080554
Are you telling me I was tricked decades ago?

>>81080638

>>81080728
grats on your marriage

>>81080882
It wasn’t platonic. Don’t get any ideas

>>81080935
so it was romantic?

>>81080970

>>81080738
You were deceived, bamboozled. Thanks for the gp, nerd.

>>81080728
my first day playing some guy gave me a ton of gold and items for some reason maybe some players are just nice

>>81081555
That’s happened to me too. Really made me excited. I think it’s funny how there’s such a huge community of beggars in the game. Like why would you play the game just to beg for many lmao

>>81080797
IRyS get out of my room.

>>81081555
yeah, i assume they have more wealth than they know what to do with, at least that's how it goes in some games.

>>81080797

>>81063373

Its crazy how much Gura and my mental health are related

>>81083276
why are the best lolis blue?

>>81084012
Blue is simply the best color.

>>81076831
What do you do?
>inb4 ubereats

>>81083971
Mental illness. Please start doing things in your own life that bring you happiness that are OFFLINE the computer. Or don’t. Keep giving Gura your hard earned money.

>>81084864
IT field tech for a chain. I also get payed about 30% less than what other companies pay their people so it’s kinda works itself out.

>>81085045
does attending gura events count as touching grass?

>>81085233
NTA but why not? I looks like everyone's having a good time.

>>81085045

>>81085453
Kek. Fucking slam DUNK on his ass.

Gura is my real girlfriend. We are in love.

>>81086383
I posted this

Can we play another guessing game? I’ll go first.
In this cartoon, an older man and woman owned a certain courageous purple dog who solved mysteries. What was the name of the man and woman?

>>81086695
How is it possible that I remember Eustace's name but not the woman's? It started with an M right?

>>81086695
Mural and Houston Satchel?

>>81086383
She can't be your girlfriend when she is my wife.

>>81086873
Correct and yes.
>>81086902
Correct, although I can’t verify the last name. However both first names are correct! Well done!!

>>81086695
I liked that cartoon. I also loved when gura made us watch that foot licking part twice.

fugo mogo sang the son of bitches song. i forgot the soundpost name..

Ok here’s another.
These 3 boys lived in a cul-de-sac and were always scheming for a certain treat. What was the name of the girl all the boys were in love with?

>>81087308
the blonde girl?

>>81087423
Ye

>>81087447
paz or naz, something weird like that

>>81087523
Correct!!! Nazz was her name!

Towa raped my wife and sent me a picture...

>>81072091
Women don't get pregnant from their ass, retard.

>>81087658
your wife enjoyed it

>>81088071
No...

OK here’s another.
This Professor was making a concoction of sugar and spice and everything nice. However he accidentally spilled a chemical in it that led to this certain super hero trio.
What is the name of the blue girl in this trio?

>>81088156
Goobidiba?

>>81088223
I’m sorry but that’s incorrect. You may try again

>>81088156
Bubbles

>>81088371
Correct!!!

only one result found? we're reclining

>>81088696
i dont want random guys dming me for having a girl's name

>>81088696
I've always wanted a 1080ti

Gains Gura

>>81089179
I see it

>>81088696
no i will not add you

>>81087658
>>81088071
After Marine couldn't satisfy her, she got addicted to the Towacock plunging her cunny...

>>81088696
>>81088997

>>81089535
What if Gura reverse uno'd Towa?

>>81089866
My dude lookin like 1600’s asmondgold

>>81089999
>Towa plaps Gura
>somehow Towa gets pregnant
Gura's a wizard...

Your oshi and my oshi should do a zatsu collab where they massively bloat themselves up on soda and stuff that agitates their guts beforehand, and don't mute when they need to burp or fart.
Captcha: GAAY4

Why are teamates like this...?

>>81090127
>he doesn't know about her shark cocks

>>81090612
I agree

>>81090952
It was no doubt an epic duel.

>>81090952

Ok this one might be a toughy.
This scheduled time-block aired on Cartoon Network in the mid-2000’s. The time-block featured a girl and her group of monster friends, where they hung out together in an underwater base. The block was often watched by people coming home from work and school because its airtime was in the early evening. What is the name of this specific time-block?

>>81090815
Even I don't know.

I like Gabby more than Gura...

>>81091591
fag

>>81085453
>>81085874
Retards

>>81091770

Do you love Gawr Gura?

>>81091489
Pretty sure that was Toonami but I can't for the life of me remember that show. Where my Ronin Warriors bois at?

>>81091907
No but I watch her cuntent

>>81091925
Ahh, incorrect. Toonami was a Saturday night time-block, while this one I’m asking was a weekday time-block. I’ll give a hint of what letter it started with. M

>>81091907
ye, more than anything!

>>81091907
The most.

>>81091925
To add a specific correction to my last reply, this time-block is actually what replaced Toonami, moving Toonami to its weekend schedule.

>>81086383
Gura is my irl girlfriend. I can prove it

Gura has eaten meat within the last 24 hours.

>>81092764
I made sure it was cooked all the way for her

I want some sperghetti-o’s with meatballs

erm? >>81092369

>>81092898
I like spaghetti-os

>>81093107
https://files.catbox.moe/trof1g.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/wo2cyx.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/ke3ika.webm

MARRYING GURA, KISSING GURA, HOLDING HANDS WITH GURA, WATCHING MOVIES WITH GURA, CUDDLING WITH GURA, EATING DINNER WITH GURA, GOING SHOPPING WITH GURA, LOVING GURA UNCONDITIONALLY, HEARING GURAS SWEET MOANS, FULLILING GURA IN EVERY WAY, FEELING HER BUSHY PUCCY, HONEY MOON WITH GURA, BUYING A HOUSE WITH GURA, HAVING A BABY WITH GURA, HOLDING GURAS HAND DURING CHILD BIRTH, HELPING GURA WHILE SHE IS STILL WEAK FROM GIVING BIRTH, COOKING FOR GURA, GETTING OLD WITH GURA, RASING CHILDREN TOGETHER WITH GURA, EVER LASTING LOVE IN THE AFTER LIFE WITH GURA.

>>81093408
>FEELING HER BUSHY PUCCY

>>81093107
>>81093231
Yes I've seen it before, and quite frankly I didn't need to.

>>81093563
Bæg. Blue bæg. Bæg with strap.

>>81093665
mococo?

>>81093726
Posts with her trying to say the n word make me laugh

>>81093963
Example?

>>81069877
I wish I wasn't, having a son was the single worst thing to happen to my life.

>>81094422
I’m not feeling brave…I don’t like taking vacations..

>>81094621
You should tell him that. Let him know where he’s at on the totem pole.

>>81093408
Gura's cunny is smooth like a shiny pearl.

>>81094621
Worst post I've seen in weeks on the 4chan. People like you should be beaten to death with blunt objects. If you don't want kids don't fucking have them you goddamn fucking nigger. You're gonna fuck up that kid's life because you couldn't keep your cock in your pants.

I'm absolutely stuffed, but I skipped lunch, so it's okay.

>>81095103
My kid will be fine as long as I can manage to put on the mask every day.

>>81095434

>>81095605

>>81095501
What did you eat

>>81095592
Are you a big guy?

>>81095774

>>81095592
Yeah great. I'm sure little Johnny won't be smart enough to detect the resentment and won't suffer at all from having an uncaring father figure.
You should repent and kill yourself now so he can deal with the trauma early and has less of your bullshit to deal with.

>>81095732
a casserole with ground beef and pasta

>>81096121
Man that sounds really good. I need to stop eating gas station food

>>81096426
Is that you skittle and coffee bud?

>>81096426
Same desu and frozen foods like chicken strips, fries, and pizza.
Whenever I actually do make something it's not much better than a simple goulash. It's good though.

>>81096923
Ye…

>>81097038
I’m no cook either mister. I do make one mean peanud budder and jelly doe…

>>81097324
You ever fry your PB&J sando? I never have, I should try it.

>>81098855
NTA apple butter jam and peanut butter go great together.

>>81098855
That sounds good. I haven’t had a stout in awhile. Speaking of PBJ flavor drinks, I go to smoothie king and get the 44oz strawberry peanut power plus. It’s like a PBJ you can sip on all day.

>>81098855
Put it in one of these.

>>81098816
Imagine having to share a computer with Gura. While you play badass video games, she likes to watch fruity arts n crafts bullshit and girl vloggers and gets cheeto dust all over your mouse and leaves chocolate finger prints on your monitor

>>81093665
>bag
this is my #1 favorite gura moment by the way. Can’t go a day without thinking of it

>>81098388
Cute

>>81099274

same-desu

Imagine how many stars there are chumbies. Scientists say there are more stars in our universe than there are ummm…more stars than umm…more stars than a single atom of sand on the beach!!!

>>81099898
Thanks for the neat space fact!

>>81099898
mmmh, sand...

>>81100185
sleep tight buddy

>>81100185
Oyasame

>>81099898
The universe is spooky

>>81100185
Goob night retard

Pretty crazy that our lives has been and always will be entirely reliant on a insanely large, hot, bright, nuclear ball of destruction.

>>81100679
I'll have to apologize the humanity after I kill the sun for gura.

>>81100679
It’s kinda fitting being that we breath and drink oxygen even though it’s an extremely reactive element. But yeah, the sun is nuts. Especially how it’s so far away from us but we can still feel its heat all the way out here.

One of the earlier science questions that people couldn’t figure out is how the heat and light from the sun traveled through space. Or earlier understanding of physics told us that energy needs a medium to travel across, and since space is a void of nothing, then how could heat and light propagate across it?

>>81101205
And our sun is but a weak tiny baby speck compared to a lot of other stars out there. Space is so cool.
And on the scariness scale I'm still Space > Ocean. Much respect to the ocean though, I'm scared of that place too.

>>81101504
Apparently a lot of UFO sightings happen on the ocean. Also something neat to think about, if all the ocean water was taken away, it would look like people made their homes on top of mountains, since we all live above sea level (mostly)

>>81102438
Please stop with the energy drinks Gura... Your poor tummy...