/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Meru Gun!

Midsemi Midlock

How did this anon >>80843603 know which toy Mio bought before she slipped up in the seal drawing stream?

MioLove!

>>81019346
Meru dont do anything crazy now. just hand that gun over to me

>>81019432
>it was real
yeb

[Yuuna news]
She's completely shitfaced

Thinking about my silly spidermom right now, how much fun it would be to smeel and cuddle her and kiss her neck, Ami love...

Mio should play Analogue: A Hate Story.

She's so cute with the long hair

Kojima is a talentless hack. His stories are overly complex, contrived, incoherent, pretentious, and often times completely nonsensical. The gameplay isn't anything special either.

>>81019432
How many high profile, name brand $100+ toys with recent release dates do you think there are?

>>81020996
She said it was a recent release in the members stream

>>81020794
go off, queen

>>81021021
Pretend you're smart for a second. Capable of knowing that before she actually says it.

ravioli ravioli don't bite obvious bait or i'll cut your balls off

Making yuunas pussy scream...

>>81020794
To be fair yeah the story is overly complex especially taking into account peace walker and 5.
However you seem to lack taste in gameplay

Yunna did 19 shots on a Thursday?
Damn..,.

>>81021319
Eating Yuuna's pussy with the tenacity of working all the cream filling out of a pastry without taking a bite until she's all slippery and curling her toes...

DA WOSE

DA WOSE IS REEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLL

new york was actually that dusy in november 2001

Consummation and child rearing with well endowed gun toting sleepy girls

need to pass on my genes and lessons about the environment to my mixed race children via mio

>>81020794
>The gameplay isn't anything special either.
You were so close to high quality bait.

>>81020563
mio would disable the life support too

>>81021611
Imagine taking a shot off yuunas pussy

The pain of my king being gone is far too great. I need Hima to put me out of my misery by smothering me to death with her G cups.

Rate chammer's burger
https://youtu.be/vzdckr8uEMU

https://twitter.com/Aliasanono/status/1814157710528811291
Alias twitter space

>>81023226
These new Tsunderia extensions are really getting out of hand, huh?

>>81023226
we'll feed it to eber

>>81023226
7/10, I would only touch it with a 7ft pole.

>>81023226

>Mio kept playing Halo only for algorithm and numbers

>>81023589
post the rest of the quote next time why don't you seanigger

>>81023634
But that would ruin his shitposting narrative!

>>81023589
>>81023634
I mean if she was talking about Halo 4 then yea that's fair. Nobody likes 343 Halo, least of all haloniggers like me

>>81023589
>only
wee woo wee woo brown alert everyone check your dumpsters to make sure no one's stealing your trash

>>81023734
She was talking about CE and 2 mostly. The backseating Halofags ruined it for her.

>>81023803
Damn, that's a big oof. Understandable though, when I played through 1-3 with my gf I didn't tell her anything unless she asked a question that wasn't covered by the game. Better to just let people experience it unless they're like actually stuck somehow.

>>81023873
HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY HAS A GF LET'S FUCKING KILL HIM

>>81023589
Is Halo really that popular anyways?

>>81023226
Get back to ag your bumps are needed there!

>>81024061
Yes

>>81024033
>dubs
Guess it's over for me. Make it quick at least.

>>81024061
no

>>81024061
The Bungie developed Halo games absolutely have a dedicated following, even Halo Wars 1 and even 2 to an extent have their fans despite being babby's first RTS on console.
343 Halo not so much.

>>81024061
Nowadays? Not really. At the time? Considering Halo 2 and 3 were each the largest entertainment launches(including cinema) by dollar amount to date, yea pretty popular.

>>81023803
It's sad because she was having fun with dual wielding and stuff early in the game and it just went so badly later on. Part of it is the game's fault but people were being so insufferable

>>81024061
maybe

>>81024105
>>81024136
>>81024207
>>81024278
I gues it's just not popular around my friend circles and I don't exactly see much discussion online but I also don't actively look for it to begin with

Country roads when?

>>81024432
Most of the discussion these days is just about how badly 343 has destroyed the franchise. And since it's pretty clear microdick has no intention of giving the IP to someone else most people would prefer if the franchise just died rather than continue to be dragged through the mud by people that hate it because they can't match up to it.

discussing the seal drawings again

>>81024787
This isn't about the seal drawings retard
https://x.com/mioricelesta/status/1813038940708040981

kek we've gotta get that you're dumb as a soundpost for this anon >>81024787

Dizzy love!

>>81024823
i'm sorry she mentioned those and the meetups and all these discussions are equally retarded

>Donate to backseat or gtfo
>Admitting to banning regulars who made themselves insufferable
>"Stop giving my love to randoms"
Mio is being a very good girl today.

my gf is scolding me even though I said nothing

OOOOOOOHHHHH BEERPALS IN TROUUUUBBBLLEEEEE
this argument is very cute ngl

Beerpals are braindead, euthanize me if i ever identify myself as one

i NEED to save mio from korea

My little gook gf!

like a SUPER friend?

gimp is a fuckin dogshit tool holy crap

MIO COMPLIMENTED HERSELF LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

She is gonna have a massive meltdown later, wait for it, atleast a dozen of retards will write her something idiotic soon

Oh literal seals

https://youtube.com/shorts/bO9RgbNry9w

this showed up when I opened YT, these two dorks...

>>81027017
I hate to break it to you, anon, but you are one of those retards.

>>81027017
So...you're going to send her a dozen messages, retard?

OVERWHELMING PRIDE IN MIORI CELESTA FOR GIVING HERSELF 1 (ONE) COMPLIMENT AND ASSERTING HERSELF ON A PROFESSIONAL AND PERSONAL LEVEL

Oz-mama...

The true GFE, all the venting but none of the sex

Good night, I hope you had a swell time today and get a relaxing night of good rest. I love my cute, scary spidermama and the feeling of her clenched hands crushing by body with multiple blows. I'm Ami's punching bag

bye vod

>Mio complimented herself
>Had a cool duel with the president
Mio Love!!

>>81027935
She's just trimming it
Like her pubes

>>81028035
>Mio complimenting herself will be nuked from the vod

where the seal drawing vod? i wanna hear my gf telling me about her dildos

>>81028098
I was there when she did it so I'll remember it.
That's all that matters

>>81028098
If she did it once she'll do it again. I'll make this fucking idiot compliment herself as many times as it takes until it becomes a core habit.

>>81028216
Based.
We will help build Mio's self worth.

>>81028106
Give up, it's not getting posted

>>81028507
:(

Stay alive /tsunx/

>>81029143
For once I'm not getting the news from this thread.
Homostar graduation

but i'm sleepy...

>>81029177
Well I'm fucking getting the news from this thread thanks to (You).

>>81029247
Hold up who is that cute guy in the image

>>81029177
>Gamma terminated
That's messed up, he seemed like a nice dude whenever I saw him. Back to being a full-time mangaka I suppose?

>>81029449
We've only ever known him as... 「THE MAYOR」

I love Mio

>>81024061
They had mountain dew vending machines of 2's cover

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

I can save her...
https://x.com/amanapicnic/status/1814160463565049874

RosePeto anniversary stream today
https://youtu.be/hZSTfFE6YmU

>>81033987
Anya Petra SOON

>>81023329
The /tsunX/ meme magic gods look upon her favorably, who are we to disagree?

>>81027069
This made me realize how long it's been since they last collabed

https://x.com/Azalanz/status/1814243250456383704

>>81037287

>>81037287
mmmmmm sex

>>81019218
I wish she was actually this thick

Feed and breed Mio

Mio trimmed the last two hours of MGS2 stream....

Wape the Wisu (consensually)

>>81039829
She needs to quit that shit

>>81039829
It was up for a few hours, you had plenty of time to download the vod

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, plump spinneret pressed into me transferring heat, fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

Keep cutting vods mio I love fomo and you love drama.

>>81039829
Why?

>>81041421
Bitching about people you're paying to do work for 3 hours but trying to be vague about who probably looks bad to her.

>>81041275
first thing I do, every god damn day, is check my phone to make sure I didn't miss the Ohamiya

>>81041421
Because of seaniggers like >>81040247 >>81041392 and >>81041529

>>81041637
>Because of posts after she cut it
Nice boogeyman you got there. Retard.

>>81041747
Because she knows shitters like (You) will shit on her over the contents.

>>81041808
Always with the excuses she did something stupid that's all. If she didn't cut it nobody would've said anything cutting it brings attention you are a braindead retard.

>>81041566
Lucky as hell to get to say good morning and good night to my oshi uuuuuuu

>>81026503

>>81041989
Put mio on the ground in the fetal position crying please

Mio you are struggling to get enough protein because you're eating too little. You're in the normal BMI range now, just ease off the calorie restrictions. You look great Stop starving yourself it will just make things harder long term.

>>81041913
I usually catch the Ohamiya, but I unironically will stay up later than normal waiting for her oyasumiya. But then sometimes she oyasumiyas just to get buckos to bed and keeps going, so you have to stay up another 30 minutes to be sure it was legit.

wose...

>>81042079
She is still obese by korean standards

>>81042155
The late night Ami thoughts just can't be contained much like her sass

I only watch Mio so I don't know how her antis compare to other vtubers, does she get more hate than the average vtuber or is she just not as good at handling/ignoring it as the average vtuber?

>>81042315
Korean beauty standards are not attractive. And if she can wear lots of Korean one-size clothes (which she can), she is not "obese".

>>81042333
I read "ass"

>>81042315
Koreans standards are wrong, simple as

>>81042840
They're the only ones that matter because she is going to stay there and probably marry one.

>>81042503
Ami's greatest typo of all time was saying her ass was unmaintainable instead of her sass, you sometimes see it mentioned in chat

>>81042840
Based chubby raccoon of acquired belly taste

>>81043127
mio in this size...

>>81042503
>>81043052
>Unmaintainable
That's a funny typo on my part but I think she said uncontainable

>>81043052
I want to contain it.
God do I want to contain it.

>>81043190
Nursing handjob from Mio's soft chubby grippers as she calls you an animal and giggles in your ear..

>>81043650
stop. i can get so erect

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>81034586
That was when I learned not to doubt this general.

My dick erection circumference is 15cm.
Is that a problem Mio?

>>81044442
Won't fit, sorry.

>>81044585
not with that attitude

>>81043127
HOW COME THEY'RE SO THICK I WANNA SQUISH

Honestly even at her "worst" during college I doubt Mio was anything more than just a little chubby, she's probably considered normal by most countries currently

ahahahahAHAHAHAAHAhahahahaAHAHAHAHA

Sex with these things. Thoughts?

>>81045371
Purin...

>>81045388
That's not my spider mom

>>81045388
do not the doro

>>81042342
I'm a whore, so I can testify.
Almost every moderately big vtubers gets their share of antis on /vt/—seething sisters, trolls, unironic schizos, etc. The biggest difference between most of them and Mio is how easily she can be controlled by antis.

They just need to feed her cancerous brainworms that tell her things like "I didn't do enough", "I fucked up and he HATES me now", "I'm a talentless grifter and beerpals are just simps". Because Mio hates herself, she always feels they are more right than a hundred beerpals saying otherwise.

But a lot of chuubas are insecure (else they would be flesh streamers). Some are just better at keeping it to themselves. What really makes Mio such an easy target is that she's incredibly impulsive. Something went wrong or made her sad? Stream cancelled, cut, privated. Twitter meltdown. Sleep disrupted. Work delayed. Things go actually wrong. Antis get near instant gratification and get even more material. Repeat.
Ironically, a lot of great artists have this all out personality. I just wish Mio could better control it.

>>81045388
Yes. This one too.

>>81045371
Damnit give this pon wolf a break and let her rest!!!

>>81045654
>I'm a whore, so I can testify.
i think beerpals need to get over this, you can watch more than one vtuber you're a whore if you have more than 1 oshi

>>81045371
Quit procrastinating on the Killdozer, you know you want to Airi.

>>81047258
Watch, yes. Dive headfirst into GFE and tell them you love them etc. If you do that with Mio, no. Doesn't matter to me really, even if I wanted to watch others I barely have time to keep up with Mio let alone anyone else

>>81047854
>Dive headfirst into GFE and tell them you love them etc.
i think we've found the issue

>>81048043
I do that all the time when I start feeling less love from mio just use another account it's not hard.

>>81045371
It never ends

>>81045388
These things are on the telly NOW
https://www.youtube.com/live/0fn5LKDIF7w?si=CeeHIS0w42udExK8

>>81049903
Haha oh no, I appear to have picked up some sort of vaguely vun-shaped object. It would be oh so terrible if someone had to disarm me and wrestle me to the ground.

>>81049903
>Open stream
>They're raiding the furry goon cave

>Oh, it's child porn!

Muyu's internet please don't fail now...

>I'm getting shot by Lumi I think
Why does Ember continue to trust?

>>81049622
She is now reverting to Windows XP...

If I had to put my faith in these four to save me from a hostage situation I think I'd just ask to be shot

>>81051390
Now that's a real OS

Muyu has ended the lemon

Ember's getting wallbanged (by me)

Meru singies in 1 hour
https://youtu.be/HHlHdhhBb14

>>81037287
that tail is so fucking fat

[Non-news]
Everything Muyu does is cute

>Mistakes an anatomical figure for a civilian

BWEH (BWEH)

They won!

The hags are taking Muyu to a nightclub...

>>81053721
But at what cost?

>Street outside the club littered with corpses
>Muyu completely ignores them
>"Look, it's butts! :D"

Muyu and Lumi got fucking ALLAHU ACKBAR'd

Shiina's fat booty...

>>81054241
On my face

Muyu is so innocent

>>81024061
The guys who played Halo 1-3 a ton as a kid are now in their late 20's-30's, have careers, and are lonely

IT SHOULD BE ME GETTING A KISS FROM MUYU, NOT LUMI

>>81054620
Anon you can't post that on a Christian imageboard nooooo!!! But also delicious kani

>If we accidentally kill someone at the hospital, it probably wasn't our fault
>Yeah, they probably died of cancer or something!

>>81054620
S A L T Y
C R U S T A C E A N
B U T T H O L E

Lisa love!

>>81053484
what's the context behind this?

>>81055233
Lisa love!

>>81055317
PRUP

>>81055650
does she go bweh?

>>81055727
Have you ever watched a single muyu stream?

>open SWAT stream
>corpses in pools of blood
Was it them or the enemies?

>>81055876
no

>>81055727
I don't think she's had a single stream where she hasn't BWEHed she does it so much that I've started doing it too

>>81055967
It wasn't not them

Just Ember...

The hospital is a pretty rough level if you aren't good about blocking access behind you or watching your back.

t. spent 2 hours with my friends trying to S rank it

>Ember thought she was done with the mission because all the enemies are dead
>She still has to rescue all the civilians
>Fires off a shot for shits and giggles and almost kills one that she didn't see

EBER CARRY

>>81056564
ember really is the best carry

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS MUYU AND EMBER

>>81052771
I bet she's gonna do Creep, I love her rendition of that song

MERU IS LIVE GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHlHdhhBb14

Protect her smile

[Meru news]
She has eaten one (1) aygg today

what is this creature

>>81039935

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSEUhXzpo_c

>>81057774
That's a spidercat who is also a heghag

Meru is a sòygirl...

>>81057939
This woman will never be able to turn off her manager brain

Woodstock 99 sounds like a battle royale game

>I always feel like people will rail me if I don't get music genres right
Futa Lisa dicking Meru down for misidentifying the genre of her favorite band nobody's ever heard of!

>>81058420
hot

Covid HATE

BEEG Meru borp

meru borps... home...

Lisa...
Tonya...
https://x.com/RosaNagashi/status/1814299152542585142?

I will be here for Meru no matter what

>Is California Girls the one where she has cream on her boobies?

man...

Love this angel devil death goat cat thing

Meru kissed me, later nerds

>>81045371
>>81049622
Bread is also suffering today
https://x.com/niniyuuna/status/1814303198875976089
https://x.com/niniyuuna/status/1814361434819858609

Timestamp or clip, what is sexiest moment Dizzy has ever had?

Wisu members stream is live

WISUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITES

Ami is live and playing Sonic Triple Trouble 16-Bit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO7LURrWJFY

>>81042333
>>81042503
>>81043052

>>81059486
https://youtu.be/adStAnZt_0o

>>81059627
Clearly shopped, also bonko'd

Wisu is a good girl who's taking better care of herself, I'm proud of her

>>81059486
Dizzy had a sexy moment?

"Complicated" is one of those songs that my brain has completely and irreversibly replaced with the Weird Al parody

>Lisa hates summer
>I hate summer
WE ARE MENT TO BE TOGETHER

Sexmiya Dorkranha

>>81059911

>>81059813
this entire stream
https://www.youtube.com/live/1kwndY6K6po?t=467

>>81059970
Come on buckos, you gotta max that out.

Ember is /fig/ now
https://x.com/PhaseConnect/status/1814374649242984513

>>81059970
>>81060087
I will fill the rest of her belly with beignets. If you know what i mean I've been practicing making them and think I've gotten pretty good.

>>81060128
Why isn't her Sprite wearing panties?

>>81060224
Gee I wonder who could be behind THIS post...

>>81060267

>>81059911
I am ravenous.

Matsuro Meru is a dork

>>81059901
Summer is easily the worst season and I don't even live in a particularly hot country

WAKE UP

if dork why unreasonable sexy

>>81060224
>beignets
Never heard of that before but it sounds pretty good. I've mostly been baking bread recently and trying to see what the lead amount of kneading I can get away with is.

>>81060529
Be careful, her belly button will suck you up.

Getting navel vored by Ami...

WE MUST HARNESS THE AMIYA EMERALDS

>>81059813
I hadn't witnessed any, but I know she has it in her.

>>81059813
yeah she cries and whines a lot

>>81060734
Sad Slugma is so hot.

I want to fuck chai

meru is secretly one of the strongest people in the world

Ami's poor tummy...

>>81060810

It's so ridiculously easy to fluster this girl

>>81057939

>>81060842
I'm still insanely impressed by her whole self-love arc, I've never seen anything like it before or since

Knuckles the Knuckles & Knuckles: ReKnuckled (featuring Knuckles from the Knuckles May Knuckles series)

>>81060585
cold ferment, no knead, just a couple slap and folds

>>81061469

I love when Meru leans back so far that she straight up shrinks

La yapper

>>81060939
Would

>I feel bad for knuckles when he's tired, he's like a panting dog

>Random eagle flies by Meru's window

https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Arisu_Oshiro
>As a chuuni character, Wisu likes to make her subjects follow her orders and requests, and generally responds to obedience with some cute gratification. Being shy, she does her best to avoid being humiliated, but knows to admit her obvious weaknesses and gets easily nervous. Wisu also rages loudly whenever she loses or gets provoked.

some goofball has me blocked in chat and when she reads him i get confused

>>81061795
SANIC ROOOOOOAAAAAAADS
TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOME

>>81062578
isn't it the other way around? you have them blocked

>>81062922
Not even shishou can escape it...

>>81062820
Nope. Just verified I did not.

Grumpy middle schooler babu Meru...

>>81063053
glad I never got into the habit of blocking people who mildly annoy me, being caught seems really embarrassing

When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Meru comes to me.
Speaking words of wisdom; let it be.

>>81063142
i can tell its thumbnail bro cause if i pay attention i see him in the screen chat, but its been like this for at least a year

>>81063142
I remember a period when I blocked a ton of greys a while back, IDK if backseating got bad or it was a theme week that brought in a ton but if any stayed as buckos that might be the case, seemingly not the one anon is talking about though

[Non-news]
Ami is hungry

>Get in the dirt! GET IN THE DIRT!

>Rippin' you apart, smelling like a farthppfthahahahha*snort*
I love this dork so much

MERU IS DYING

https://x.com/Aliasanono/status/1814360287954513996
>18 water bottles
Alias...

Stay with me, Meru...

>>81057052
You're winning today

>OH MY GOD A BOULDER I'M INDIANAMONAPOLIS JONES

>>81064320
Imagine if Ami sat on you and accidentally tooted haha

>>81064561
>accidentally

HELL YEAH MERU HIT THOSE NOTES

Meru's full of borps today

Ember TCG pack opening handcam
https://youtu.be/z5J3yoYft4I

Ikanaide...

>>81065424
I thought she had a line of coke there for a sec

If Ember pulls a rare card she's gonna cum buckets

>>81065424
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cinematic

>>81065825
>this blur is the last thing you see before all of your fries mysteriously disappear

>Scanning a QR code printed on Ami's belly to access the merch store
Imagine

>[Spidermom news]
BIG news, event stream, in contact with merch company, stuff planned as far as December

https://x.com/Vtuber_Expo/status/1814400541356896336

>I love diddling wisumites
W-wisu?

Damn it Ember stop being shy and show your cute hands properly so I can imagine holding them and intertwining our fingers as we kiss...

>>81066147

HONSE

Uma Musume is so /tsunX/core

>>81066423

The motion blur on this handcam is genuinely making me feel slightly unwell

AYGG

Ayggg

>>81066551
It's rather impressive

>>81066104
Oh my god... is that who I think it is!?

It's weird seeing Ember's hands and them not touching her vagina

https://poal.me/2n9yyw

>>81066551
It feels like I'm drunk

>>81066063
>in contact with merch company

How many layers of "last song" is Meru on right now?

>>81066104
This will be legendary

>>81066866
I think we're on the third or fourth last song

This big girl can open card packs WITHOUT SCISSORS and basically you are a weakling

>>81066712
Bruh

>>81066892
God she's dense

ember handcam too erotic

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL or something, I dunno, I've never played Magic The Gathering

>>81066892
To any attendees, if you find a girl screaming and crying and trying to punch a hole on the ground near another more reserved, lanky girl, red like a tomato, pay them no mind this is normal and they are ok

>last song

New thread
>>81067363
>>81067363
>>81067363

>>81067311
for real this time

feed and breed mio!

Mio Love~

mio hate

mio deserves half-white children

>>81063142
I only blocked two fuckers Mumei regulars, one because he was cringe, the other because he was even worse, his name was something like "learner of the vtuber arts" with a pfp of Bugs Bunny with a crown, I got a visceral reaction whenever he popped up, indie chat is a lot more chill, love all the buckos, love all the goblins, tolerate the sheeple, it's all love

how do you even recognize holo regulars? their chats are way too fast.