/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Michi so much.

( ・∀・)
Important amendments
Pat the kuro
Eat the kuro
Beat up the kuro
Squish the kuro

Looking good Gunrun

Penis

i miss her so much.. get well soon

>>81061754
fuck the police!

https://www.twitch.tv/silvervale

Love my wolf wife
She's still live having fun in fallout!

Frooba

no stream org

>>81061799
Exposed nipples

That was a good shower.

post collab nursing handjobs with u-san while we watch pornhub

>>81061914
Damn, he looks like he lost a bunch of weight, good for him

>>81061948
For me, it's the Limes

>>81061932
I don't remember posting this, but everyone makes mistakes it's only human.

You guys should get better clippers.
I only ever watch Vshojo girls through clips, and 90%+ of them have been sex, cum, dildo clips lately.
The girls always got more coomer-bait clips than other chuubas, but right now it's worse than Bao and co.

>>81061962
(゜∀。) lol I doubt it why only that part?

>>81062014
That ozempic be hittin

>>81062060
Yeah let's just go to the clipper shop and buy a few good ones.

>>81061948
But best girl is live with elden ring right now!

>>81061971
Momo has battle scars :-O

>>81062060
Be the change you want to see in the world, anon. Time to become a vshojo clipper

Froot and Katie yappathon is ogre
what now?

>>81061986
So is U-san trans-gay? So it's not just a m2f thing huh?

>>81062153
He's a boreclan watching tourist

>>81062110
I can't believe she ended just as I posted this, today sucks

>>81062188
No, he's a vshojo clipper now, I've just made him one

>>81062205
Hah

>>81061992
The hair snippet he did show is pretty low like below the collar so I just figure since it is pirate motif its a low V

>>81062060
He's not quite fast tho.
https://www.youtube.com/@DailyVShojo/videos

>>81062205
my condolences Veiking.

>>81062205
jinxed it
also that lamenter fight was weird

>>81062263
Wuhh I see (* ´ ▽ ` *) it's a pirate motif I thought it was something else. Kuro before asked about zombie pirate together but idk if he was talking about another model

>>81061986
What's wrong with you?

>>81062188
No, I'm a Holo tourist, but I liked watching clips from Haruka, Mata, Mouse and even Mel, but lately the clippers post mostly "Michi put WHAT in her WHAT?" type of stuff.

>>81062346
Next time I just won't say anything.
Yeah, the lamenter is weird, and completely inexplicable when her large fucking helmet hides the little debuff indicators, she had no way to figure out what was actually killing her lmao

>>81062036
cringe

Cowboys are better than pirates

>>81062035
I very much would like to eat her pussy.

>>81062060
>The girls always got more coomer-bait clips than other chuubas, but right now it's worse than Bao and co.
Funnily enough, I sense it might be because of that VTubers Family channel, he's pulling good numbers and he touches basically most of the dominating vtubers in the Twitch sphere, and his content is mostly coombaiting. Yes, I love SquChan's body, ok guilty is charged

>>81062316
Thanks. Better than the 50th MATA SHOWED HER TITS TO XXX clip.

>>81062106
Remember to look for the ones way in the back, the ones in the front are always close to the best by date.

>>81061754
Whore

>Limealicious
she is live and lieing.

>>81062446
Amen to that

>>81061948
>he's not watching Silver
baka

>>81062533
howdy

>>81062316
jesus, the amount of haruka clips

>>81062581
who

Hey is there an slightly better than me at making Gifs Anon /here/ ATM?

>>81062647
very cute pastel wolf

>>81062533

>>81061914
ngl kind of love the dress shirt over the vshojo shirt look. rep the brand but keep it classy.

>>81062617
Anything to force her to stream

>>81062703
ohhhh shitty fefe

>>81062703
>transphobia jumpscare

>>81062760
fefe is not a wolf
i don't even know what is she supposed to be

>>81062872
A literal free use public toilet punk rockabilly that you drag to the back at will at the bowling ally (Dead serious)

Anyone have an ad block for twitch that works? Watching evo with ads is really fucking annoying.

>>81062948
https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions

>>81062760
what this blud waffling about

>>81062938
so she's better than silver

>>81062760
>>81063047
uh oh schizo melty

>>81063047
Silver is indeed tradwife made for marrige, yes

Zen really got fucked up by those remarks kek.

>>81063099
But those remarks had literally nothing to do with artists retard

>>81062948
use vaft

>>81063095
she is based then
tradwives are in demand

>>81063095
>tradwife
>sociopath
?

>>81062948
https://github.com/AdguardTeam/AdGuardExtra?tab=readme-ov-file#userscript
adguard extra userscript along with ublock

Seems like Zen will be on Heavenly's stream today, judging by his title

Let’s grab the cow

love my new step bro.

>>81061932
i dont remember posting this but yes, i do with every fiber of my being. and i am glad she is having such a wonderful time playing fallout.

>>81063095
how is she a tradwife she cant even cook do you think a tradwife is just a woman with huge tits who says i love you a bunch in an overly sweet tone or something

>>81063484
Kill yourself fucktard.

>>81063484
>tradwife is just a woman with huge tits who says i love you a bunch in an overly sweet tone or something
perfect, I'm getting ring now

>>81063248
she is a tradwife
you are a deflecting sociopath
hope this clears up your confusion

>>81063543
She fucks Skyrim bandits

>>81063435
Your tail grows back right?

>>81063540
why are you mad

>>81062688
hey, I'm the anon that made that gif, what do you have in mind?

Why is there a Mousefag having a melty?

>>81063422
Both of these women seem very unstable

>>81063611
yeah me

Why is there a Silverfag having a melty?

>>81063484
>she cant even cook
um akshually Silver can make great egg salad
she also used to bake a lot

>>81062760
>>81063047
>>81063248
>>81063681

>>81063755
uh oh melty

>>81063735
>egg salad
for some reason I thought that she can make potato salad
egg salad bussin too

Yep. That's yet ANOTHER Mousefag meltdown. Please stop skipping your meds and make /mouse/. Nobody wants your whining here.

>>81063811
I know you are
you don't have to make it more obvious

>>81063859
>projection

I cast testicular torsion upon thee

the only good silver poster this thread ever had was the funbags guy

81063681
Why is there a schizo that forgot to take his meds fighting ghosts again?

>>81063958
As well as every other Silver poster

>>81063619
please stop being weird to my brother

>>81063631
This image with the howdy. It pauses revealing instead of the roach either MomoStare
https://files.catbox.moe/ti2qcj.png
Or MomoOh
https://files.catbox.moe/j2erbb.png
Also doing the Howdy like a nesting doll sort of deal. But I am way too dumb to do it proper.

>>81063958
oh, I remember him

>>81064015
OUR brother

>>81063958
Didn't Funbags Anon become Dementia Anon?

>>81063681
>
>>81063933

Who is Michi? For the blind , she is vision . For the hungry , she is the chef . For the thirsty , she is water . If Michi thinks , I agree . If Michi speaks , I’m listening . If Michi has one fan, it is me . If Michi has no fans, I do not exist .

I miss sushidogu

>>81064149
I love this copypasta, the emotes only make it better

Since there's nothing else going, which non-vtubers do you think would be an /in/teresting pick to join?

did comparing silver to fefe as a joke really cause a full on meltdown from wolfwife poster? isnt she friends with silver anyway?

>>81064149
so true bestie

>>81064196
that's not me

>>81064196
the only one who is having his daily melty is a silversperg, anon
wolfwife poster only replied about the egg salad

https://poal.me/ooomnu
https://poal.me/ooomnu
https://poal.me/ooomnu

>>81064197
Lanipator

>>81064196
>friends

when will the auction start

>>81064261
if it's just a prvt yt link for the Frieren watchalong I'll post it 2maro

>>81064261
speaking of
will she stream today or not?

>>81064298
Neither. Delete your VSJ folder.

>>81064018
do you want the whole momo with the expression or just those images, also the mata you sent or picrel?

>>81064348
should be a collab today, L4D2 with Bricky, Limes and Criken, in like 40 minutes

>>81064298
silverfag

>>81064389
gonna have a melty?

>>81063859
please fuck off threadshitter

>>81064397
The Mata I sent, And whatever is easiest for you for the Momo

>>81064331
30 mins

>>81064434
>reeee silverfag reeee

>>81064298
Don't use mata for your threadshitting. kys

>>81064312
Wow. I haven't heard that name in forever.

>>81064425
nice

>>81063859
>reeeee mousefags reeee

>>81063355
RE:5!

>>81064472
thank you

Americans shitting up the thread as usual

>>81064625
24/7 365, buddy. You can't escape

>>81064566
>RE:5!
man I remember playing that when it came out, most Zombies were black and years later the Gold version hat 90% White Zombies.

Auction stream live 30 min countdown

>>81064809
kino incoming

>>81064809

Welp.
Time for being less than a vtuber thread, I guess.

>>81064809
Off topic, delete yourself.

>>81064960
Be the change you want to see. Use the tools at your disposal to help clean this shit hole up.

>>81064984
Based Silverchad

>>81064996
that shirt looks teacher level on a poor public school. He really stopped putting effort into his stuff.

During the previous charity auction we saw very little of Mouse.
If I remember right she said it was because she was afraid of moving the robot too much.
I'm wondering/hoping if now that she's got a bit more experience, and the robot has gotten upgrades, if we'll see her moving around more this time.

>>81065055
She's more on topic than the imminent thread shitting.

Zen here
https://www.twitch.tv/heavenlyfather
They are fixing the game for Zen

>>81064809
MOUSEFAG OBLITERATED

>>81064996
He bought a fourth shirt

>>81065156
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>81065147
he's losing his shit kek

>>81065176

>>81065176
she's getting too powerful

Auction stream live 30 min countdown

Look at this picture of the charity auction event in which Mouse and Gunrun are participating with in her robot. Surely jannies won't nuke discussion of a perfectly on-topic event stream involving the vtuber Ironmouse and the head of the vtuber company VShojo.

He's having a full melty.

Shoutout to me finding PVP cheese with Nikke that is about to make a C tier chara SSS
>Picrel

oh has our friend come back for the special occasion

>>81065470
Mousefags insist on shitting up the thread with off topic slop.

>>81065389
Mel is the head of the Vshojo

>>81065176
she's a menace

>>81065389
>no fanny pack
that's an imposter

>>81065507
https://x.com/HAPPYONGDAL/status/1789518347216015746

Bros there is a custom wooden Ironmouse keyboard for raffle during the show! Good luck!

>>81065389
>involving
Very loose use of involved. You will maybe see her during the auction of her specific item.

why are mousefriends so easy to trigger
just say connor stinks or some shit and they go full melty

>>81065561

>>81065389
why is gunrun so cute

>>81065657

Lmao
You are upset
Chill lil nigga

>>81065690
Numbers have gone to their head and inflated their ego. They all genuinely believe that Mouse is the protagonist of Vshojo and every thread should be about Mouse.

>>81065660
anyone go through the process how much id do they want? idk if it's worth it just for a low chance of winning it. though the keyboard does look really nice.

>>81065087
That's obviously just an undershirt he probably will be using one of his suits. Saying he stopped putting effort in his stuff is dumb, every year he improves something

>>81065740

>>81065389

>>81064454
like this?

>>81065815
it's done through stripe, I think
so it'll probably be ID capture

>>81065822
Off topic. End yourself.

>>81065660
>Nilered's there
cool

spergs this early having meltys over a charity event that helps people like mouse....... some are larping as as silver fags to use her as a scapegoat for thread shitting.

We need a thread split from Mousefags.

>>81065941
We need to split mousefags with a chainsaw.

>>81065884
Yes this is great, but can the Momo also Howdy? Like could you pause Mata's at the peak and make the Momo howdy under?

>>81065929
Deleting his own falseflag

>>81065660
>>81065815
Here's a pictures of the keyboard

So when do we get art of Zen cosplaying as Sheva out of this

>>81065908
Don't worry i will end inside of your mom tonight

https://x.com/MrMothSecret/status/1814399361889251779

>>81066000
>iron mouse
>wooden keyboard
wdhmbt

>>81066005
We don't.

>>81066005
why isn't zen on heavenly lap?

>>81065884
>>81065983(me)
Also I just noticed you changed it with Mata's hand and that is so fucking good

>>81065740
Wtf
This art was for a music video?

>>81066005
>pics of heavenly cosplaying sheva
hhhhnnnnnnggggg

another great fallout stream
reminder tomorrow there is additional warframe/tennocon/fallout stream

>>81066030
oh they changed art style cool

>>81066000
I bet Mouse bids on it at least once.

>>81066072
They sang some covers for Nikke, except Geega she just hosted

>>81066092
And DnD.

>>81066000
Interesting pfp there anon...

>>81066005
Only if we get the Red Hood one

>>81066030
Cool

>>81065983
it can be done, but I'll do it on sunday if that's ok. I'll make the whole momo too with both expressions.

>>81066132
She will sing and dance one day, i believe

>>81066161
Excuse you

>>81066142
oh yeah I forgot about it, but Silver is not streaming it
I don't know if anyone from the group besides DM will be streaming

>>81066222
You are a refined man of exquisite taste and glorious renown. Thank you deeply

>>81065815
Click verify link > scan code with phone > scan a photo ID > takes 3 pictures of you and supposedly verifies it against the ID.

DnD with friends!
https://x.com/Burnenater/status/1813700862071464445

Please be extra careful not to infect small shut-in hafus with covid anons, they're very delicate.

>>81066092
Finally some on topic posts. I swear, Silverbros are the only ones holding up /vsj+/.

https://x.com/CreationsNins/status/1814393727278035056 Aw fuck gonna go listen and bawl again

>>81066132
But the art, looks like they were planning one for geegs too.

>>81066434
soda didn't want to be in this that bad eh

Callie has such nice tits

>>81066434
Wait a minute, this is just a stealth announcement for the rematch of the century!

>>81066590
o7

I just got the last of my Mata merch. I also got another box here that i'm assuming is my Haruka keycaps so I'm all good on missing VShojo merch outside of my Michi debut stuff PLEASE I NEED THAT SICKASS MOUSEPAD

>>81066632
Callie Calico is on topic anon

Look at Gun looking all cute and Mouse next to him.

why isn't Mom live? The promised hour has now arrived!

>>81065929
At this point assume any post that is accusing 'insert x fag here' of ruining the thread are in fact threadshitters ruining the thread

>>81066748
Dad is proud and happy.

>>81066748
Is that zerma!!???

>>81066808
my favorite vtuber JERMA!

Dammit why did the charity auction and evo have to be on at the same time

>>81066808
Jerma is in a constant state of confusion and anxiety

JERMA IS /in/

>>81066808

>>81066928
That my Flesh oshi for a reason

lol this coin is dogshit

>>81066748
tattoo girl kinda cute

>>81066748
>>81066808
I don't watch off topic streams.

>>81066748
The autist who bought the jerma cards is here again

Of fucking course he bought it back himself, knew he'd never give one of those away

>>81066788
Many such cases

>>81066756
She just woke up, Bricky, Criken and Limes are ready for the collab

>>81066808
I guess we can rule out jerma as the secret identity behind mouse

>>81066788
spergs larping

>>81067042
I think the latina with the highlights was there last time too

anyone besides gun from staff is there ?

>>81066788
It's been like that for a while bro.

>>81066916
Watch both anon that's what I'm doing

>>81066649
Finally. Its been 10,000 years and I have my VShojo keycaps. They feel nice. I like them. The box they came in is also pretty nice.

>>81067175
>Mouse totally motionless behind him on the last pan
Not so fast!

>>81067033
go back to the catalog tourist chama

>>81066788
So Mouse posters?

>>81066808
i love how he always looks photoshoped in any picture of him

How does Connor decide which item gets raffled and which goes on stage?

>>81067317
Because he's not real

>>81067291
So Silver posters?

I wish daidus would release the monkey drawing as a print, I'd buy one

>>81066788
There could not a single mousefag post and spergs will still accuse them of shitting up the thread kek

>>81067352
No, they're based

>>81067340
Raffles generally raise more but some things are weird to raffle like the direct collabs so those generally go to auctions among other big ticket items.

>>81065660
Is there no way to select which raffle item you want?

>>81067392
I accidentally a mousefag.

Are those empty seats from guests who couldn't make it?

Nice vtuber thread.
Very organic.

>>81067393
How could they be based when it's the mousegods who are based

>>81067472
People will be leaving and joining as it happens.

Wait how are online going to bid against the audience? because it only goes up when someone outbids you

>>81067476
Emily and Daidus are both Vtubers

>>81067472
Streamers are never on time

>>81067431
Last year the raffles were timed and you donated during the time limit for entries.

Mouse is in vshojo

>>81067519
I wish they streamed more. I like the daidusa model lol

>>81067476

They have fucked up because even if someone wants to out bid the audience they can't

>>81067392
They live in sheer terror of the mousefags

>>81067498
Mousefags are unbased. They have negative basedness.

>mata is best located to host
is she up yet?

If only you guys were this active with the ACTUAL vtuber streams, aye

>>81067472
I know several streamers have explicitly said they're gonna arive later, like Pokimane or Hasan.

>>81067573
What?

>>81067600
let's be real, actual vtuber streams aren't as kino as this

>>81067510
they have people bidding online for the folks in the building. apparently they’re trying to remember how to do it

Hoes mad lol

>>81067563
Daidessa, my queen

Titltify should really add a timer on to these online auctions that ticks down before it locks to prevent these last minute bids and lets the online bidder not hold off till the last minute just to have it randomly lock.

>>81067600
I rather talk to chat for actual vtuber streams instead of you

>>81067591
You are clearly scared of how based they are

>>81067168
truly the eepiest streamer now.

>>81067619
So if you bid 10k. and the current bid is 1k it will auto bid to 1.1k until someone else bids. but if the audience bid is 2k you can't out bid them unless someone online triggers your auto bid

That’s a man, isn’t it.

IRONMOUSE DEFENSE FORCE MENTION

ironmouse the shadow ceo

Based ironmouse defense force ceo

IDF lady is BASED

>>81067814
damn this nigga retarded

>>81067814
Do you have a frontal lobe?

where tf is ludwig

>the mousenation is real

if only jannies could delete tripfag offtopic posts too that would be nice

>>81067814
women aren't real anon

>>81067814
Go outside right now

>>81067814
connor may wear dresses and wigs sometimes but he is a man anon

who is this Hunkules?

love ya mouse

>>81067814
This nigga scared of deep voiced ladies kek

>>81067814
Kill yourself

>>81067910

>>81067951
that's me bidding for the connor date

>>81067951
no diddy?

Get this bitch off the stage

donate plasma

>>81067999
you should go on a dae with me
>>81068015
what does that even mean?

It's pretty rare that a charity finds such active and dedicated large content creators who routinely promote their cause

>>81068031
My shithole country don't take plasma unfortunately

Mouse must be bailing her eyes out right now

>>81067600
Bruh, we talk about streams including the ones where Mel is blasting her pussy with multiple vibrators. Not our fault you don't notice.

Kino

That was a nice speech

>>81067814
>That woman doesn't have a high pitched voice like my anime girls... THAT'S A MAN AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRANS TRANS TRANS I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT TRANNIES

connor looking delicious today honestly

>>81068031
>donate plasma
no, companies here want it for free but sell it. Fuck them.

>>81067951
That's mouse

oh look who's shown up

It nice seeing connor helping out his wife with her sickness

Mata arrived
https://www.twitch.tv/limealicious

>>81067737
I don't think Connors ever used ebay before and does not know this

>>81068031
I'm actually going to rob a blood bank instead and dump the plasma into the ocean.

>>81068217
https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan
Scratch that we are live

>>81067737
They should have an auctioneer account that put in the house bids as they get called.

>>81067600
use this on your baithread later, then again it's for charity you trying to shit on

>>81068177
I'm sure the immunocompromised person will appreciate your principles as they die due to lack of plasma. Stay based.

>>81068114
Pretty sure it all comes from the US.
>>81068177
Yeah, sell it. It should be like $50-100 a pop and you can do it every couple weeks. If it doesn't take too much out of you and you aren't already rolling in cash it's a nice supplementary income.

This is going to be like 8 hours long

>>81068169
I need the maid outfit

Wolf wife lovers my wolf wife is live you want that instead with some Pokemon lego building!
https://www.twitch.tv/sinder

THAT POSTER IS MINE

>>81068430
You can stay, but only if you pay rent (wolf tits pics).

>>81068496
Outbid Jerma then

>>81068496
>Jerma is /here/

>>81068352
If plasma companies are going to be greedy fucktards and refuse to pay, it's on them. You've been able to sell it for decades, in my county you can get $500 for your first month.
That anon may be confused though, often they phrase it as "donations" but really they're paying you.

>>81068304
That was suggested last time too

>>81068430
LETS GO

If Gunrun were to bid on an item in the auction what do you think it would be?

>>81068496
GO JERMA GO

>>81068595
Oh. They shouldn't do that then.

>>81068298
no she was an evil mommy so I watch Limes pov now.

YESSSSS JERMA

Im sad that i only really got into jerma after he basically pseudo retired

>>81068643
BUT SHE WAS EEEPY!

>>81068604
Backpack

>>81068528
https://files.catbox.moe/o9pchz.jpg

>>81068372
nta, but you can donate plasma about once a week(compared to full blood which is every 2 months), maybe 10-14 days if they want to be safe.

Though here in Germany you only get like 10-15$ per donation.

>>81068570
it's illegal in most countries

>>81068604
collab with rae

>>81068496
>>81068555
Confirmed

kwab

>>81068430
sinder made me bust the biggest nut ever with her old mermaid asmr. I would be happy if she joined vshojo

>>81068696
>Though here in Germany you only get like 10-15$ per donation.
where? Red Cross gives you a cookie or a sandwich if you're really lucky.

Limes pussy has to go insane, she's so cute I wanna hear her make mac and cheese

Is Dark and Darker really that fun?

Fucking Momos giving the evil mom a hype train for being late.

>>81068707
And that's why the US produces all of the world's plasma.

>>81068856
Do you have two friends willing to play it?

>Matara hates us
they hate each other, unity is dead

>>81068856
Lol no

>>81068696
You can donate plasma no more than two times in a seven-day period

That's how it is in America anyway

Mouse buy the skull and add it to your trophy cabinet

>>81068856
Yes, both games actually and they are quite different

>>81068891
where are your avater images black momo

>>81068823
Dude in Cali I get $45. Me and my wife go and get $90 in Sushi after once a month.

>>81068694

>>81068856
Depends on your idea of fun

>>81066604
Glad to see that this is still lore
>Install Fightcade

Remember when we had 2 weeks of good peaceful threads after ONE silverfag got banned last chrismas?

I am in love with Matara Kan (don't tell her I'm in my 20s)

I'd forgotten how fun the actors in the audience could be.

>>81069025
Holy shit bro, didn't know you were still around.

>>81069033

>>81068823
look at your local "blutspendedienst" there are several per city.
You need to give 3 full blood donations for Free, after which they start giving you 18,50 per full blood donation, which also qualifies you for donating plasma. When you donate plasma they give you differing amount of money depending on how much plasma you want to donate, when I donated the highest amount I got like 15 euros or something.

THough officially they're not paying you for your blood, but giving you an Aufwandsentschädigung(paying you for your effort/time), which desu still feels like bullshit since donating plasma takes like thrice as long as donating blood.

>>81069029
I remember those days like they were yesterday

>>81069029
Thread was surprisingly decent during mouse's elden ring marathon

>>81069033
If only I was born in 94

>>81069185
Why would you want to be old? it sucks

>>81069097
Lol, I'm around just busy too often to be posting all the time

>>81069114
>which desu still feels like bullshit since donating plasma takes like thrice as long as donating blood
Isn't that because the machine for it has to separate your blood from the plasma and then give your blood back

>>81068696
you can donate plasma once every two weeks in the uk
the ban was lifted on fractionation too, which helps
don't get paid for any of it though

This is not going to sell for more than 500 bucks

>>81069435

>>81069435
Instantly BTFO

This woman is responsible for 95% of connor's fashion sense kek

>>81069435
BTFO

>>81069435
immediate btfo

Mouse lmao

she saw kek

Mouse really wants that statue!

LET GO MOUSE

mouse please

Mouse really wants it

BLTs spotted

guess who will pay it KEK

nobody wants to compete with her

>>81069384
yeah, I am not complaining that it takes longer, but I think if you get paid for your effort/tiem then plasma should pay more, rather than less. Especially isnce its also harder on your veins.

if fefe wants /in she better stop bidding

Bro i didn't expect this kek, this shit is hilarious

the rat flusters the monke a bunch

Someone beat Mouse now!

>>81069732
On it.

Always winning!

>>81069732
like physically?

I wonder what all those people in the room think of the squeaky anime girl on a screen

>>81069770
All she does is win.

wants monke to hand deliver it to her house, Monke don't do it you will never leave

Yooo it the mustard gas guy