/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shontoes

i am going to marry fallenshadow in real life and live happily ever after with her and walk off into the sunset

oooOOoOoOoOOOooOOoo

>kenashcorp
FUCK OFF

>>80994362
GET BACK HERE

Why did shadow copy neppie and become a bunny

>>80994491
No idea who this is but its
>male
>with female model
so instantly hate them

>>80994596
dont talk about ty like that

>ken ass sore raiding my wife
get these clout chasing faggots out of here

>>80994596
https://youtu.be/kFZKgf5WG0g?si=a8Z3q_zsJQ89YrH6

>>80994596
You must hate and want to kill ty with logic like that anon

Why did shadow steal neppie's outfit?

its so over

>>80994596
Ken is an oldfag musician, made a song for nyanners birthday back in the /a/-/v/ days eons ago. Always been a degenerate. Married. Also was a 4cc commentator years ago. Made a song for pippa too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVjeWMr8aLo

>>80994793
Mate I've hated Ty long before he cut his dick off
His music is good tho

I love her very much

how many sounds has she done out of how many total

at least 3

maybe 4

How do I sexpest ty if she blocked me after I sent my cum tribute.....

>she

>>80995721
Yes just like shondo said she

>shondo

>>80994522
Will you shut the fuck up already? I'm a neppiehusband exclusively, always have been (not a shon cheater) and I don't want this bullshit associated with my wife anymore than the shoggers want it associated with theirs. Neither of our wives want the oppositional bullshit either.
I know you're probably some inherent anti against both, but if some reason you aren't please please shut the fuck up and stop spamming so I can read my wife's fucking discussion and the shoggas can read theirs. For fucks sake.

I have resigned myself to not being able to go to this first and most important meet and greet but I will be at the second one. There will be a second one, right? I hope she is still in her man-hungry mode then.

>>80995982
why are you here

>>80996150
Searching up my wife's name in the posts and having every damn post be this oppositional bullshit. I would rather not have to be here.

shondo let me impregnate Nina if the shibes wont do it

>>80995982
stop cheating on neppie with her clone

>>80995982
i agree

shonpussy

gaped on stream

>>80995982
are those posts spilling out of /shon/ or are you just being incredibly autistic right now?

>>80996924
archive

Why did neppie copy shadow and be mentally ill

>>80996977
okay, so why the fuck does it matter to you? stop thinking you're some kind of internet police, sweeping the entire net for posts about your wife that you have a problem with. you're literally just looking for problems for no reason

>>80996637
SPLASH!

>>80993036
She was right, though.

In the UK, suntan lotion is synonymous with sunscreen or sun cream.

In the USA, "suntan" often refers to products which are illegal in the UK (because they don't offer good protection against UVA rays).

>>80997189
i will rape you

>>80997189
Except in the game there was clearly both. Meaning the suntan lotion is help get a tan while sunscreen is meant to protect the skin against the sun.

>>80997189
most japanese games us english, why bother bringing this up in a new thread

>>80997189
silence

I cant believe she is using her vagina to mimic minecraft sounds

shon drool

Hot

While you guys are arguing about lotion Shondo is getting wet on stream.

can she stop calling herself kino, that's not how you use that word

>>80997459
kino post

>>80997459
SHE LITERALLY JUST REPLIED TO THIS POST LIVE ON FUCKING STREAM

she really is coomer pandering so much the horny little slut

it kinda sounds as if she's choking on cock, this might prove useful for later

>>80997459
KINO OPSEC POGGERS
t. Lia

>>80997459
KIIIIIINNNNOOOOOO

she's gargling on my cum btw

>>80996481
Jesus fucking christ the fetal alcohol syndrome is strong with you isnt it?

>>80997553
imagine not wanting your wife to be a little slutty when she's with you, are you fucking gay?

>I'm wet

You'll never survive if you let your wife drag you into her intra-woman shitfights

hot

>>80997094
Why the fuck does it matter to you faggot? You act like you're police to say what people want to say here.
Don't act holier than thou you dumb fuck.
I get tired of seeing it and it has spilled over into /uoh/ and other places already.

>>80997846
not our problem. don't let the door hit you on the way out, faggot

>>80997846
If you aren't going to talk about shadow and how great she is fuck off

>>80997846
Hey idiot this you?

i NEED to put my cum inside her body

I have discovered that chopsticks are a more effective utensil for consuming peanut butter from a jar than spoons. Could someone kindly convey this information to shondo via the stream? I am reluctant to approach her directly.

>>80998219
You missed your shot during the joke about peanut butter earlier.

>>80997939
You mean how you dumb fucks just anti her here and talk about my wife instead?
Yeah really missing out.
Its no wonder she's cutting you idiots off. I just came to bitch about the spammer showing up in my catalogue.
Later shoggers enjoy your self hate and pity party.

>>80998563
if you don't hate yourself and humanity you don't belong here.

>>80974625
I had a really nice time today and feel really good afterwards =]

>>80997725
im not copying neppie i dont have fetal alcohol syndrome

wtf, all of phase watched shondo's return stream together

>>80997189
you might intuit from there being two different bottles in the game that they do different things
either way it should just be a "oh difference in culture" thing not a "LOL she so stupid haha stupid streamer" and then her taking it extra personally for some reason

>>80998783
She will talk about the meet and greet again soon xdd

>>80998830
They always liked her, you should remember the shondo birthday call-ins (unless newfag)

>>80999168
just thought it was cute, that's all

>>80998563
Your wife neppie sucks if she lets such shitty people like you close to herself.

>she listened to my suggestion and I got a kiss
I won.

>>80999458
This is just Ren being a toxic shithead. He got ignored again while trying to yap in her stream so he comes /here/ to shit up our general with Nepposting.

i need some twitter likes shondo please i might die without them uuuuu

In 5 days it'll be Shondo's birthday, show your appreciation by making a tile for her birthday card! Standard card rules apply: Submissions must be SFW and have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400). On top of that:
>Her neck and wrists must be obscured at all times, either by her ribbons or by something else (for lore reasons that are very important to her)
>Shondo is flat as a board, don't give her any kind of cleavage
>No AI art

Some things she likes for inspiration:
>Her friends (non-inclusive): The Barbies, Moriko, Alice Sawyer
>Her family
>Her cat and manager Otis
>(You) (me)
>Horror movies
>Disney movies
>Barbie movies
>Serial killers
>Games: Sims, Bully, Deadly Premonition, Blue Archive (especially Hina), Saya no Uta

Model References:
https://mega.nz/folder/Vi9AkQ4L#_KJNpD20ShuMIK9KxDdtdg/folder/ki9QzbQZ

the new list of favorites is interesting

>new

>>80999701
not surprised, he has proven himself to be /here/ before

>>80999927
creative fags do your thing

>>81000184
>he thinks being /here/ is a detriment

>>80999701
You guys are really stupid you know, I literally came in here to tell the person calling shondo a copy to shut up and you dogpile me.
Literally the worst husbands ever.
You're like angry little autistic children.

she's my fute bagel

>>81000415
shondo copied neppie and is better in every way, cope and seethe

She was so cute today
Just a lil girl making dumb noises

What is it called when you don't wanna marry or gf a friend but your don't want them to find someone else either because you don't want them to start getting distant and drifting away? Because that's what I feel for Shondo.

>>81000685
What the fuck are you talking about retard? I called shondo not a copy and neither is neppie. Why are you fags so obsessed with being competitive with eachother? Its like a race to get blocked by both.
I feel bad for shondo for having such an awful community.

>>81000721
it was really silly stream.

>>81000975
We are way less schizo then you. You are the one coming here and shitting up our space. You don't see us going into your stupid discord and flooding it with trash post like you are to us.

she really should take the discussion to a new, sub only channel

fucked up

how much longer you give it til she's tired of talking in discord each day and wrangling those tards

>>81002592
-2 weeks

why is shondo talking about how someone managed to block her paypal account? she is just giving ammunition to psychopathic antis.

>>81002592
discussion is almost as many newfags now as husbands. i don't know why she doesn't just use the subscribers channel since that will remove over half the spergs.
>>81003746
she didn't think that far ahead and wanted to vent please understand

>>81000975
shondo copied neppie and beat her in every way i dont see how this is a difficult concept for you

>>81003884
because the subscribers channel is 300% more home of sexual

>>81003884
that's the intention though, she started talking there because it wouldn't be p2w
even though she doesn't care about being fair or stopping fomo anymore
idunno

Win win for shondo I guess; either she successfully forces the cat bunny meme or she gets cancelled

>>81004136
it's a filter for normies

>>81004081
It has nothing to do with that. The entire purpose of the discussion channel is to talk with us. p2w is way busier and she doesn't like interrupting conversations.

>>81004066
just ban people that keep being fags and using it as a gay rp chatroom. there's a no being sexual rule right there to apply as a reason.
>>81004081
anyone that actually cares about her is already subbed. if some newfag that joined in june wants to cry about fomo over not being subbed then good, get filtered.

>>81004345
I'm telling you, she doesn't care anymore

>>81004344
make a conversation channel where she can talk to us then and make it subs only so any random shitter can't just join and start running their mouth immediately

>>81004425
I don't think she would be opposed to it if you ask her when she's in the right mood but I doubt anybody who doesn't even bother to subscribe will hang around there for long anyway.

>>81004545
you say that but a bunch of these people waited 1-3 months of no streams out

shondo...it's been 3 weeks! please post my son

She isn't going to make the discussion channel sub only so soon after her debut. She has better business sense than that she even promoted the discord to everyone today after she was busy thirstposting.

>>81005174
i mean a completely separate channel specifically for her and us to have back and forths without getting swarmed by newfags that are just here to spam dogshit

what happened to baru? did he get banned or did he just disappear?

>>81005845
disappeared after valentines

>>81005611
>he's seething this hard over newCHADs winning
Kek

>>81005845
very likely that he killed himself

>>81005970
>newCHADs
>winning
lol irl

>>81005845
Went INSANECAT after too much ryonabaiting from Shondo

Good Evening Shondopolis!
>7/16
EMOTE: https://pastebin.com/zEzmgT1T
NO EMOTES: https://pastebin.com/wYd72xmk
TIMEOUTS AND BANS (not sure how to work this completely yet): https://pastebin.com/9RUkM6Cd
>7/18
only could get this to output...
NO EMOTES: https://pastebin.com/NDs6B6tQ

im surprised gary is taking over from pastebin anon especially since he got banned like 15 times

>>81006640
I expected more

Wow i had a really good read and laugh rate today. No wonder i felt so good after stream

>>81006640
I doubled my rank since the previous post. Thanks for the stats new pastebin anon

>>81006640
Stop promoting this nonsense. It's unironically unhealthy.

>>81007195
shut up shondo let us compete, you wouldn't understand because you're a woman

>>81007195
i agree

my brainworm is that she likes me

>>81007195
It makes me conciously chat more. You can decide if thats good or not

>>81006640
Thanks. I missed these.

>>81006640
okay adios! heres the emotes one for today
https://pastebin.com/RXSYXXhr

I cant believe theres another neosky now

honestly i dislike the chat stats i just keep track in my own head of how many times she reads my messages and how she responds to them

I love her!!!!

>over 3 hours of her just making silly noises
>yet I still loved it
I love my silly wife!

what if fartrune was banned because he won

I wonder what she'll do for her birthday stream

>>81009087
Another merch drop is probably out of the question. I dont think she'll do a call in like she did years back. Maybe karaoke or barbie collab?

>>81009087
A girthy BBC

>>81010093
What about a barbie karaoke collab?

>>81009087
feetcam

>>81010768
she will definitely be more susceptible to that idea now

>>81010949
good

>>81011156
god i wanna fucking sniff her little feet SO FUCKING BAD FUCK

T where u at bbygirl reply to my dms

>>81011156
her socks are cute just like her

>>81011302
you made me look at his twitter and now i'm laughing my ass off. him still trying to groom her and gaslight her into thinking that her mods are evil and can't be trusted is hilarious to me. she confirmed on stream that she only has two mods now, everyone else left. that means dawn and xive. both of those people have been around since her fucking PNGtuber days, and tuff, a fucking schizo retard who has been perma banned twice says to her that she should trust him and not them? fucking wild. you behaving like this is literally why you're banned and why you're going to stay banned. you're so fucking retarded for thinking this is your way back in it's insane

The shraveyard is a sad place to visit.

>>81011580
Even better, theyve been around since like 2018. If shes kept them around that long through all the shit that happened in the bean server she must really trust them

beep beep

>>81010698
Thatd be fun

>>81012356
She can't even reach the pedals lol

>>81012356
La creatura DONT ISEKAI THAT BUSINESS MAN

>>81012606
she's sitting in my lap and i'm driving, but i let her pretend that she's steering the truck

>>81012702
Sir, I think you a fibbing and actually not driving that truck

We have shondoro
Would it make sense to have a (you)doro?

>>81012069
What do they honestly gain from this? There has to have been SOME incentive right? It cannot purely be good will and nothing else. They're told to their faces that they can't participate as her husbands and there isn't anything indicative of a friendship.
The only thing left as incentive is the freedom to rule with an Iron Fist and be the second-last final word. And we see this plenty with her personally carries out bans.
But is that seriously all it takes? To be that openly cucked by a girl like shondo in exchange for mod power?

My shiggienser Somnium US reply to my dm. We can set up the fight

>>80999927

>>81015269
shondoro and (you)doro are married

>>81015628
Holy fuck this goes hard

imagine coming back to only spam a single emote and contribute absolutely nothing. bizarre behavior tb h

>>81006640
>2 fallenshadow 298 2.8901%
>2
nice try asshole, can't dethrone the kang

>>81015628
i love this

>>81017393
i love you too

>>81017695
you definitely don't, but i wish you did

>>81018124
back off... grrrrrrrr

>>81006640
Shondo listened to my suggestions several times and gave me a kiss, all this shit is irrelevant.

>>81018679
What they do to my boy aizen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrgmdOz227I

>>81015628
Amazing

>>81019743
I miss community streams
The group drawing and puzzle streams were kino

I am going to PUNCH the tv at the m&g

now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that the donkey ears are kinda ugly
she should've made them bigger and fluffier like this it would've been cuter >>81015628

>>81021022
Actually I kind of like them now. When she first showed them off I didn't like them. Maybe i'm just getting used to it.

>>81021022
if I had to choose between bunkey ears and no ears I would choose no ears

>>81021022
I like them they are cute

>>81021022
As they are now i'd rather do without the ears but bigger and fluffier would have been better
Speaking of dust settling, how are we feeling about the new consistent CCV? feels like the debut+comeback buff is starting to wearing off

>>81021022
no, we can't all agree on that because i love them. fuck you

goodnight shoggas

i am going to marry the woman who pilots fallenshadow in real life and make her happy

Don't let the funny Minecraft stream distract you from the fact that Shondo is BOYCRAZY right now and if you don't appear at the meet and greet in this phase you are FINISHED.

>>81023252
eep well

>>80997725
be nicer to your wife

>>81015415
they're her boyfriends she doesn't want them to do the larp

>>81023427
oh well

Have the m&g worms died?

>>81024043
no people have just reached the acceptance phase

>>81024043
do worms ever truly die?

I hope she is able to solve her internet issues with the company she speaking to; I just hope they don't take advantage of her.

telecom companies always fuck over their customers

>>81024841
I think she's already getting screwed price wise.

Shadow doesn't care about good internet if she did her streams wouldn't be so shit

be nise, she wouldn't be willing to accept a 3 year contract if she didn't care about getting much better internet.

>>81026171
Dumb fucking bitch

>>81025206
They are offering her something suspiciously cheap. Probably won't actually be an exclusive line.

>>81026171
Does shon still talk about moriko or vice versa? Its been a while since i heard shon talk about bat

>>81026655
why would /shon/ talk about bat?

Does anyone have any guesses what yandere manga she read?

>>81027106
>>81027146
God, I can't live forever with my sweet wife in the deepest part of hell.

>>81027106
>>81027146
God, I can't wait to live forever with my sweet wife in the deepest part of hell.

Shondo is nothing but a Neppie clone at this point. Pathetic, really

>>81027892
explode

Fat whore Denpafish another loli anti turned leech

>>81027106
Card anon reminded me they were friends at some point and we have 2 bat edits
Just curious

>>81024043
Alive and healthy. She will regret scheduling a dozen cons after getting emotionally drained from all the sudden interaction from IRL husbands. Already speedrunning the next mental health break.

I love her

>>81027469
Hunter X Hunter
Oyasumi Punpun
One Room of Happiness
Yuzumori-san
Gunslinger Girl
Ibitsu
Kaguya-sama: Love Is War
etc...

>>81025126
only in shitty 3rd world countries. sweden has several good ones

>>81029101
it's not the companies, it is the legislation they have to follow.

>>81029154
it is the companies though. in sweden if there's bad legislation bahnhof will literally fight the state over it every time for the benefit of their customers. that's how you know a company is good. meanwhile other companies won't give a shit, because they ultimately don't care about their customers. if there's a law saying the ISPs have to keep ip logs for 30 days, a good company will remove them immediately after the 30 days are up or even try finding loopholes to get rid of them earlier, while companies that don't care can save the logs forever because they again don't care, so it's not one or the other

>>81029083
Were you even watching stream yesterday? That’s not what I meant. The doujin vivi showed screenshots of that she said she read up until the sex scene and refuses to tell us what it was.

>>81029265
probably something NTR related

wtf I clicked on this guys profile and it’s just anime girls with afros
odd fetish

>>81015415
Mods aren't divorced, she said it herself today, but Dawn makes it obvious anyway. So the incentive is you get to infight and in exchange you have to make an alt and wrangle the occasional clip watcher.

Has she said anything new in the discord?

>>81015415
>there isn't anything indicative of a friendship.
this is a silly thing to say anon. you don't know literally anything about what shondo does when she's not streaming unless she tells you about it. and i don't mean that as a cuckpost, i'm just saying. she has them on steam for example, something she has never said on stream. they're obviously communicating where you can't see it lol

>>81029603
she said you are allowed to violence the shumos as long as you patch them afterwards.

>>81029603
yeah, she told you specifically to kys

>>80995989
There won't be even a first one

>>81029083
Kaguya-sama has yanderes?? Syadoupogger

I'm really glad everyone gets along so well and is making friends, it's wonderful that people are connecting through vtubing! but like... it's just so intimidating to me holy crap, eep!

there was this one time I was super nervous about doing a m&g, right? But you guys, kept sending me all these encouraging messages and cute fan art. It really helped me calm down and feel more confident. Your support means the world to me, and I couldn't do this without you all!

>>81029827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g4oq8zyAL8

>>81029894
Come back to bed shonshon

>>81029667
I was going to use it to train my accuracy anyways so this is nice, thanks
>>81029675
>anything new

>>81029976
Holy shit thats right I forgot
Thats so based

>>81029894
Don't do the darn m&g shondo it's not a good idea

>>81029603
Her PayPal got locked because someone bought two shumos, wanted to return one of them, and then opened a case against her before she could even accept the refund. So she needs to get that resolved.

>>81029894
Wonderful things happen when people support each other! <3

>>81024841
>>81025206
>>81025206
Hey it's better than doing nothing. Hey Shondo if you read this shit, even if it doesn't work don't lose your mind over it okay? With the new influx of viewers maybe you can rent something closer to the city where the internet doesn't suck as much, we'll figure something out buddy.

I love my wife very much! I can't wait for the stream later!

>>81030073
Fucked up, they should ironically explode.
Sankyu for the answer

>>81029514
She said it's not a divorce application a few days ago, but I don't recall her mentioning mod divorce status on the last stream. Still pisses me off, though.

Mods should lose marriage status and be reduced to less than human
They can't be in power and married to shondo and they also can't be the same as regular people because then it'd mean shondo interacting and discussing things with other men in private

>>81030068
shes not here anon. dont fall for shitposters

She also said that mods should/would be less "parasocial" viewers

>>81030928
Chocolate covered wife

You have not been practicing your right to bonk, the current state of shonciety is what it is due to your anxiety and fear of speaking out and acting it out
It's everyone's fault: us husbands', oli's and shondo's.
You can still correct it, be not afraid to speak up!
We have forever ahead of us... How much of it do you want to be bad? Act for the better of shonciety, for the betterment of shondo and this community.
Of course, I'm not excluded either

Even fake whore oli knows what a proper relationship requires
maybe shondo should play this game to completion and finally understand how to keep this marriage going strong

>>81026375
400 gbp a month for 1gbit is cheap? in what fucking universe? lol. i have 1gbit and i pay 40 bux for it

>she'll talk about it live tomorrow anyways, doesn't matter that she didn't publicly confirm it!
>shondo doesn't talk about it once during the following stream
Lol?

>>81031219
imagine doing this in front of all the newfags. you'd be completely fucking dogpiled immediately lol

>>81032793
why talk about it when she knows it's going to get backlash? if she doesn't bring it up, she can act clueless and go ahead with plan
she does what she wants, remember? the only time she doesn't is when she realizes a lot of people disagree with her, but if she chooses not to look, she can't see the people who disagree with her, so it's all ok in her mind

>>81032834
Rejoice in the hardships and pain that your righteous actions brings you, for your reward will be equally great and right

>>80995982
blame filian for raiding her once randomly

Jesse

Sometimes I agree with posts but don't say it

>>81033304

>>81033438
Stupid sexy creatura...

>>81033438
Dirty whore(endearing)
Why is it so sexy? Messed up...
So stupid...

>>81034121
i don't get it either, i really want to have sex with it

>>81029330
Out of all things you could pay pettan to make this shigger chose Shondo with an afro
baseg

>Never DM me!
>Unless youre a literal whore and then ill dedicate a tweet to you and rub it in the face of my so called husbands

Help me with the brainworms.
Is Shondo just another whore-tuber now?
Is she no longer out devoted wife?
Does she not care about us as individuals anymore?
Does she not want to love us forever?
I feel like she is finally throwing us away, becoming a normie, and falling into the trap of western liberal media.
She will eventually get rid of her loli-model and admit that this was all GFE and not real.

>>81036182
You ask this everyday

>>81036182
>Is Shondo just another whore-tuber now?
No
>Is she no longer out devoted wife?
She is
>Does she not care about us as individuals anymore?
She flips on this, but I'd say she cares about everyone of us, just not in an equally personal manner, due to familiarity(NOT favoritism)
>Does she not want to love us forever?
She does, even affirmed it last stream
>I feel like she is finally throwing us away, becoming a normie, and falling into the trap of western liberal media.
She might momentarily and if you or anyone else won't prevent it from occurring
>She will eventually get rid of her loli-model and admit that this was all GFE and not real.
Nope

>>81036317
How would you do this blurred background with pencil? Lol

You guys are such losers it's insane. The levels of schizo here is unbelievable. I bet you lie in bed thinking about gently brushing Shondo's hair, telling her how lucky you feel that out all her tens of thousands of husbands, you're the one lying next to her. You probably think about drifting off to sleep in each other's arms in her innawoods house together, dreams filled with the cottage you will buy from her merch sales. You probably think about waking up early in the morning while she still sleeps, her hair draped out over your pillows as you slip away down to the kitchen to make her breakfast.

You losers probably see yourself in there, breaking a couple of eggs into the pan to fry alongside some bacon and sausages while you put some beans in the microwave. You know full well the smell finds its way up the stairs into her nostrils, heart beating as you hear her footsteps wander down the stairs and she comes up behind you, hugging you and pressing her cheek into your upper arm as you cook it all just as you know she likes it.

You're probably so fucking lonely that you're imagining her voice darting into your ear. No more ASMR for you, you have the real deal. She tells you she loves you, but it's to you personally, not some nebulous idea of "husband". The wife experience is real. You can even imagine turning to face her and giving her a kiss on the forehead, telling her that you are her silly room now, a safe place.

Right now as you read this you're continuing it in your pathetic head, but I'll help you. You sit down at the table together, across from each other as both of your lips curl at the edges, the hole in your loser heart filled finally. Uncontrollable smiles painting your faces with emotions you've never experienced before. What do you losers imagine she's saying to you? "Anon, I...I think I'm ready. I want to have little shadows dappling the canvas of our life".

F-fucking losers.

>>81036406

>>81036470
>I bet you lie in bed thinking about gently brushing Shondo's hair, telling her how lucky you feel that out all her tens of thousands of husbands, you're the one lying next to her.
I'm not into cucking, sorry, never happening

>>81036522
The sun is obviously colored straight onto the blank paper, so this is not a good response

>>81036470
:(

>>81032793
if you actually read what oli said in the discord last night she explained that we aren’t even supposed to know they’re going yet. they have to wait for the con graphics and a go ahead to publicly announce it

>>81036903
So we have a time limit for preventing the m&g?

>>81036951
She could always just say she's cancelling it if she realises it's a bad idea after the time runs out

>>81037007
She wont because she would be letting oli down

im not a loser but i do think those things

>>81037074
>she would be letting oli down
Like oli wouldn't be understanding with the difference in communities and relationship between us and others
Petty excuse

Shondo mention on sarus stream!

>>81031219
well when she did this she basically shot down every single criticism that people made (even if she subsequently went on to make some of the changes suggested) so it was a mostly pointless exercise

>>81036470
>Estimated IQ: 94 (average)

if anything the new mods need to enforce the no sticker spam rule

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I bring thee a story, please, read it
A girl has a cactus in her house
The girl was fond of the cactus, HER cactus
She had shown it love and tried her best to take care of it, resulting in it blooming flowers
One day, while looking after the cactus, she was careless and pricked herself on its needles
As a result, she got anxious about her cactus: what if she's doing too much? What if she's doing too little? What if the cactus is simply that, a cactus? How could the cactus bring her harm after all the love she had shown it? Did it not care for her?
The girl started walking on eggshells around the cactus and was careful when taking care of it, afraid of getting hurt once more
Yet, the more she tried to be careful and act right, the more she hurt herself and the more she hurt the cactus, eventually causing it to lose its flowers and the beauty it once had which she oh so loved
She still loved the cactus and still tried to take care of it properly, but as long as she kept being afraid the situation would remain as is
She began trying different things out and changing the way in which she interacted with her cactus
While some methods worked, others didn't and were making the cactus and her worse even and despite some methods working, the cactus was not close to the way it once were
After a while, she had started to forget what the cactus had done for her, taking it for granted and acting impersonal
From her perspective, things had started to calm down and the cactus didn't seem as important anymore
However, the cactus was hurt by her negligence and had started to get sick
Finally, the young girl had noticed abnormalities and that had reminded her of everything the cactus had done for her
She started pondering things and trying to figure out where it had all gone wrong, quickly realising it was her very fault for the state of the cactus, she was now quickly trying to get her precious cactus back to health, seeking out help and advice from anyone she could
After trying a few things, the cactus eventually got better, but it was still damaged, nothing she could do would take away her sins and fault in not caring for her cactus
She began to once more pay attention to it, forcing herself to try and not neglect any part of the cactus which she was now once more caring for
However, these feelings were not healthy
She went from not taking care of the cactus to not taking care of herself, and the cactus was hurt from this
The care provided by the girl felt rigid and forced, unlike any of the other times where she had cared for it
Sure, she might not have been providing the best consistently, but it still helped it grow and sprout flowers, something was going to go bad if things kept up
And they had
The girl eventually burned out, exhausted mentally and pricked a lot by the cactus, due to trying to ignore or at least proceed with taking care of it regardless of her pain and feelings
The girl was getting really sick and really bad, which led her to decide on taking time off for herself and for and from the cactus
During the break from the cactus, she had went over and stayed with her friend
The friend was a different being than the girl, as people tend to be, they differ from each other and are unique
However, they were similar in a few ways still
One of these ways was that the friend also had a cactus, getting it and taking on the responsibility of taking care of it after seeing what good the girl's cactus had done for her
Throughout the break and her stay with her friend, she had observed how she takes care of her respective cactus
She treated it with love and was always checking up on it, ensuring its health while also being well herself
The friend's cactus had apparently never pricked the friend, nor was she worried about it
The girl and the friend began talking about their cactuses and their experience with them, both saying how the cactuses have it so hard given their place of origin being such an extreme environment
After the stay over to her friend's house was over with, she was eagerly awaiting taking care of her dear cactus again, seeing things in a new and bright light
The cactus was happy due to the girl's new found enthusiasm regarding its health and hers respectively
Things were initially nise again, having a lot of attention and care after such a break made the cactus happy, causing it to sprout a flower bud
However, things quickly started to feel odd...
Sure, the girl WAS genuinely taking care of it, but she wasn't doing anything special and she wasn't giving it the attention and care it optimally needed and wanted, she cared for her cactus in a way which wasn't appropriate for that type of cactus
She had projected her friend's cactus onto it and cared for it as her friend had cared for her own respective cactus
As it were, things would quickly turn sour again, the bud would remain a bud and the cactus would eventually be killed
All while the girl was oblivious to all of it...
Cont.

>>81032786
You are paying $40 for a line you share with up to 50 other addresses, plus you aren't paying for the infrastructure installation as well.

>>81037294
Saruei is a whore and we don’t like her round these parts

Worst and most delusional vtuber fan base, congrats on making this fallenshadow or whatever your name is.

>>81039307
i want to prickle her and feed on her blood.

>>81039307
Unfortunately, the girl did not ponder how different cactus types would have different needs
The girl's cactus was bigger and its needles were hard and sharp, while her friend's was on the smaller side with soft and weak needles
The difference in cactuses was apparent and truly evident, yet the girl hadn't thought much of it, neither did she think if she would be capable of consistently caring for it as her friend was able to care for their respective cactus...
The girl, after having spent the last few days with her friend, had almost a complete change of attitude
She didn't think her cactus would be able to once again reach the state it had been in at first, nor would she try to make it a reality anymore, trying to simply better it and keep it healthy
This change in mentality had its toll on her dear cactus, causing it to only partially get better and to otherwise die off completely
At the very least it wouldn't be the cactus she once knew and loved and she'd surely come to regret her past self's actions, letting things get like this
If only she had been told about her negligence and improper care regarding the cactus...
She could have always just thought it through and then look up and inform herself regarding the right course of action, or at the very least if she had someone to tell her she's doing SOMETHING wrong and to take a moment to think things through...
All of it could be avoided...
All of this CAN be avoided and done away with!
Please! She needs your help! You can't keep being as passive and reactive about it as a cactus!
You're a human being with the ability to change the trajectory of events... I urge you to use this freedom and ability for the good of shonciety and for the good of the girl and her dear cactus!
We're not cactuses! We can tell her she's doing something bad and bonk her! And she wants us to!
Hope this story was able to put things into perspective
>the girl
Shondo
>her cactus
(you)
>her friend
Oli
>her friend's cactus
Olimpians

>>81039307
>>81040079
Tl;dr

>>81040154
No, this is important, go through it yourself!!

>>81039519
Shes less of a whore than shondo is.

she just got off a phone with a male, feeling cucked much?

Will she allow backseating tonight? Some of the levels might be a little hard

>>81040452
im the engineer >:)

>>81040452
She talks with males all the time, artists, financial guys, isps, jast, riggers, merch guys, con guys, postal office guys, delivery men, landlord, brother, uncle, Kiiru, Denchi, Astrid, ty, orange, the mods...

The no male thing is wierd.

>>81039307
>>81040079
*fortnite dances in the lobby*

HAVE YOU SEEN MY FEET
I HAVE FEET
HERE'S MY FEET
FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET
BUY MY MERCH MY MERCH HAS MY FEET
I HAVE FEET
LOOK AT MY FEET

Are we gonna have a "I-I'm a mod" moment at m&g

>>81040790
why would that happen when xive already won?

>>81040726

what happened to some of the newfags from this year? they were really active and then disappeared and all their messages are gone from the discord
were they really just forest fires larping?

>>81040726
Feet is perfect for her to exploit because unlike boobs or vagina it's not inherently sexual, and with her asexuality she can do feet stuff without feeling grossed out but husbands still get off to it, like I said her giving footjob would probably be the number 1 sexual contact you have with her be ause she doesn't see feet in that way so she'd give you a footjob while giggling every day thinking your contortions are funny since it doesn't make her horny in the way letting you do a thigh job would, I don't Ike how feet is being plastered all over Twitter though it should be kept for streams be ause it's going to attract feet fags who watch her just for feet and it's going to be so bad when they start spamming

>>81040698
Too many anyways and it's a case by case thing

>her asexuality
lol irl

shondo isn't asexual at all, she just has low libido because she doesn't eat.

>>81039307
>>81040079
Unfortunately, I doubt majority of people will bother reading through this and much less consider it

>>81040079
her friend's cacti is much nicer and cute, though. why won't she just cut down her ugly cactus and plant one like her friend's?

>>81041217
Asexuality is a spectrum, if you don't feel horny some days you're at least partially asexual, so having low libido due to diet still counts as asexual

>>81041429
so like 99% of women are asexual?

>>81039307
lol how dumb is this girl if she struggles to care of a fucking cactus? they're so easy to maintain it barely requires you to do anything

>>81040913
No, they were the same people who have been LARPing with alts for months, and you're one of them. Stop posting about yourself and get a life.

>>81041758
it's pretty easy to drown them if you give them too much water.

>>81040698
surely she doesn't... talk to them on vc, right? haha

>>81041831
shes talked to us on vc kinda

>>81041806
derek me

>I'm married to shondo!
lol irl

shit.

>LARPing with alts for months
take meds
>>81041995
>2019

Shondo please just make the discussion channel sub only

>take meds
Don't post if you don't know what you're talking about.

name all the people larping with alts NOW or take your meds

>>81042108
it was funny seeing her acknowledge all the gay sex on stream

the melty when they go to check the property and bring up issues and require landlord permission will be big

>>81042242
It's quite hard to miss desu

i love how you're not allowed to talk about the current happening on discord. just gotta yes-man incessantly and never say anything even if it's not negative

>>81042311
>i love how you're not allowed to talk about the current happening on discord
You are though?

>>81042311
jesse

>>81042282
if the landlord isn't fucktarded they'd be pretty happy about their property in the middle of nowhere having fibre, free added value

>>81042354
she just told them off, retard

the only problem with these discord conversations is you have self appointed hallway monitors and google search chatbots arguing about everything.
DM me shondo i have the answers and advice you need

>>81042311
fuck off if you don't like the community shox

>>81042395
take meds, she just doesnt like it when people endlessly speculate on shit they have no idea about just to bait responses from her, something she has said multiple times

>>81042411
I'm the smartest man on the Discord though. My IQ is around 160.

I only use the subscriber channel on discord

just noticed she got nitro, well there goes her little boycott i guess

>>81042311
agree, it doesn't feel organic/laid back/spontaneous at all, worthless channel full of robotic responses

>>81042417
That guy isn't even a subscriber, I don't get why he is even around.

>>81042478
nobody was speculating or backseating, they were just talking lol

>>81042508
Ask her about it shoomfie

>>81042540
To bait with his LARP alt.

>>81042520
there are plenty of human beings you just need to filter them out from the newfags, language models and happynodders

>>81042540
because he's terminally /here/ last time he complained about somnium

What's she talking about in the discord? Just internet stuff again?
If anything big is said please do post about it

>>81042508
>expecting her to have any principles at all
lol irl

>>81030073
So if I do this with the 1000 I bought I can super fuck her? Thanks for the info.

>>81042311
i love how you faggots use a Homelander pfp to compensate for your microdicked faggotry using one of the most overrated villains to fill in the holes of your vapid excuse for a personality. you make somnium look sane. fucking kill yourself.

>>81042508
she only brags about things she stands up for when they don't affect her
once her morals impede her in any way, she simply crumbles accepts it wholeheartedly, sometimes even saying "it's been this way all along" hoping you don't question her or risk setting her in a bad mood

>>81042822
jesse

they're literally talking like redditors, conversing through shitty pop culture references. i'm gonna fucking hurl

>>81042857
we're 4channers, we're no better

>>81042857
Nigga you're literally on an image board dedicated to talking about a girl larping as an anime girl on the internet.

it's vibe breaking, so much for an iron fist

shadow never meant any of the things she told us she just wants to be another twitch thot now which makes nothing special about her. may as well watch anyone else then.

>>81042822
>he thinks being a contrarian is a personality
Hating popular thing doesn't make you cool, you are just a boring drone trying to find something little that you think could make you stand out from the rest of the faceless crowd. If I ask you what is overrated about Homelander you will 100% only come up with buzzwords and disingenous shit that I can guarantee I can find where you copy pasted it from with a quick search on /tv/ archive.

Personally, had I been present? None of that would've happened desu
(I'm literally HIM)

is the VP only available when you buy a full pack?

didn't she say it would be free eventually but you get it now if you buy the full pack?

>>81043619
anon haven't you learned that shadow lies with everything she says and does?

>>81043290
what? no, he's just a fill-in for commentary about celebrities being ego maniacs. it's so on the nose, you can smell the shit coming from the writer's assholes that they use to smear into a script and call it day. they took every interesting aspect of the comics HL and turned it into ego porn, so faggots like you can identify with something equally as shallow and boring. overdose on bleach NOW.

>>81043619
yes

>>81043619
Shadow also said she will never do most of the stuff she is doing right now where you foolish enough to believe and trust her?

>>81043092
her husband in real life? me

>2024-07-13.log:XX:15:41PM shaoxbg: Banned people get sent to the Silly Room
self fulfilling prophecy

>>81043619
She's growing up, getting more horny, attention makes women horny

>>81043798
Nta, she also said to bonk her if you see her do things of the sort and no one has
Can't blame everything on shondo when she also asked us to look out for her

>>81044046
if you bonk her in a chat full of nodders, you better be on an alt because you're getting banned

why would you bonk her over getting discord nitro who gives a shit lmao

>>81044046
Everyone that tried to tell her off got banned for it dumb ass.

>>81044206
Name em + they didn't do it too well

>>81043710
>he's just a fill-in for commentary about celebrities being ego maniacs
You could say that about anyone on the show lmao. You can't even go into detail about it you just say the most broad shit possible.
>comics HL
>comics
It's almost universally agreed that those comics suck. Homelander didn't even do most of the shit he was blamed for initially since they had to go for that shitty last minute twist. Homelander there was an actual cuck who couldn't even stand up to Stilwell and wanted to impress this irrelevant human for god knows what reason, while the TV show Homelander outwitted Edgar and sent him to prison to rot for life and continued with his plans for himself, to ascend HIMSELF, not to impress anybody. Homelander's character is completed by Antony Starr acting as well, it's the acting of that guy that truly makes him shine beyond what the script can do for the character.

I can't follow anything in this thread the last hour, what the fuck are you on about

>>81044197
It's a direct reply to the post specifically, not to the whole convo

list every single /here/ shogger

STOP TRYING TO APPEAL TO FETISH FREAKS SHONSHON

>>81044461
Just go copy past the viewer list in chat right now and that will be who is here

>>81044486
Agreed, i don't dislike it per se, but it's quite uncomfortable and I often don't know what to say or do