/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>80964276
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>80964318
amen

>>80964406
What if he starts punching you when you try to baby trap him huh? What about that roon? WHAT ABOUT THAT?

>>80964543
i will get even more turned on

>>80964318
Loving Flayon
Appreciating Flayon's thighs
Wanting to be crushed by Flayon
>>80964406
Flaymen

>>80964581
>>80964663
Ur both sick fucks, who’s gonna take care of the baby when flay goes and plays an eroge for 8 hours HUH!??!?!?

>>80964708
as the eldest sister of an asian household, his furby will be roped into doing all the household duties until it wants to blow its mechanical brains out and regrets being given artificial life

>>80937503
>>80964276
Garbage OPs, kys

>>80964804
I WISH I was at my computer rn to shittily draw you verbally abusing that furby while flay in a shrimp position plays eroge in the background

>>80964861
i’m a malay wooden spoon mother at heart. my useless fuck husband will play his funny little games all day so help me god

>>80964842
make your own thread first next time dweeb

>>80964276
They are MEN, what is wrong with you?

>>80964886
i wish they didn't hate hate HATE each other

>>80965163
Name a single male holostar, you can't

>>80965261
Hakka?

>>80965347
Hakka is a birb

>>80965347
You are right
He is a cool and cute sexorcist (male)

i've solved the puzzle regis altare won't stream because he hates women and doesn't want red girl trying to speak to him

I still think all machiroons should explode.

>>80966246
machiroons bakuhatsu shiro!

>mfw the flips are still alive after singing Frank Sinatra's cursed song
https://youtu.be/_6BvBAVczUU

>>80966246
and you are still based for it

Did anyone save that ASGS scrim vod from Axel?

>>80966752
Yeah, search the archives

I miss shinri
and also I hate gavis bettel

>>80967563
based

I miss machi
and also I hate gold bullet

2 years... what a ride huh

>>80967701
Naughty

>>80967717
kiss kiss spit spit

where pilot… i miss him…

>>80967717
Man I remember my utter indifference at this, just did not care about english vtubers. Hadn't even swapped from /jp/ yet, was still holding on with the rest of the link posters in the stars general
How things change in two years. Good times

i miss regis altare

>>80967717
2 years, 2 left.

>>80967717
fuck, marry, kill, eh

>>80968615
>wouldnt marry axel

I just noticed GB llayed Little nightmares 2 first and is playing 1 this week, bubbies fucking explain???

>>80968724
its simple, hes retarded

>>80968724
he's retarded, hope that helps

>>80968777
>>80968813
Understandable

>>80968724
Well, LN2 is prequel I think, so it does make some sense

>>80967717
I remember shilling them to my friend and making fun of the ugly models while making him watch the dbeuts with me, what a ride it's been.

>>80964276
your wife looks like he's ovulating

>>80969477
thats because he is

>>80960729
milked dry and sent to the slaughter

>>80968691
i'm into rape.

>>80969821
based and same

i miss my undeniably male oshi

>>80969917
what is that, a full diaper?

>>80969978
thats a fat pussy

>>80970016
why the fuck he put his cat in his pants?

>>80969978
>>80970016
that's his dick and balls, you fuckers. he's just wearing a dance belt because he's learning ballet.

>>80969917
He really should stop stuffing hakkitos down his pants, it's animal abuse

>>80970228
cause it wouldnt fit in his pockets duh

>>80970246
women dont have those

>>80970294
hakka is not a woman

>>80970449
then why learn ballet?

>>80970558
He's zesty like that

>>80970449
>hakka is not a woman
then explain this???

>>80970704
why is hakka such a woman?

>>80967717
time sure flies. I remember not caring about them for like a month until I stopped by magnis monetization pancake stream lol

i wish axel syrios would beat me to death

how am i going to sleep without mamas fuckable voice as background noise

coral island is fucking octavio

>>80971064
im coral island

>>80971033
its impossible… mama please…

>>80971033
>>80971110
you can't convince me you have exhausted every hour of mama's vods

TAVI ON THE MUSIC MAKING (NOT FARMING) TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZvujJmx1vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZvujJmx1vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZvujJmx1vc

>>80969139
I did the same thing and my friend became a magmite. Time sure flies.

>>80964276
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

>>80971411
HEY. HAHAHA

play content warning with the boys

>>80971188
vods just arent the same..

oh cool dasu is watching tavi

I want Jurard and Octavio to collab sing this in a flip karaoke soon
parody of both chopsuey and toxicity by syndrome of a down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NJIvKdeYrs

>>80972260
Dasu is more of a music producer despite having a vtuber avatar. Her songs have been featured in the Rhythm game Pump It Up (DDR but Korean and with 5 steps instead of 4)

>>80972269
i hope they never get perms to sing flip

>>80972370
why? Octavio got a shit ton of views in his flip karaoke

>>80972413
dont care about numbers. flip bait is cringe

>>80972304
dasu is cool and it's cool that tavi likes them but nakakapagpagabag's lyrics are grammatically and idiomatically incorrect tagalog

>>80972452
>bettelion
>don't care about numbers
i don't even watch armis and i know that's a fucking lie kek

>>80972496
Listen to 86 then. I actually prefer that over that song that I won't bother to spell or copy paste

>>80972413
flip karaoke attracts flip normies and they're the worst human beings

>>80972496
I like the song but I didn't know that, interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rwt1nVjraQ
Octavio version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFTSOvMB87g

>>80972889
What the fuck is this?

>>80967717
Man… The trailer was so hype.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jar19J3HXQY
At the time I was searching for my brand of vtuber, and this was an instant hit for me.

>>80973622
>tfw magni lived in a swamp

>>80973622
>Title:Advisor
wow he was pretty shit at that huh

Streams?
New boys?

>>80973898
He was Advisor, not Public Relations.
>>80973926
>Streams?
There are streams right now
>New boys?
CABINET IN AUGUST

i hate filipinos so much

>>80973926
>Streams?
Octavio is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZvujJmx1vc
>New boys?
August I guess

>>80972889
>og song thumbnail
kek. this was one of the top kino songs Octavio sang

>>80973976
we know flip-kun

>>80973989
Yeah, to the point that back then Mar Roxas used it as a jingle for his senatorial campaign.

>>80973984
>octavio
Who?

>>80973971
>Cabinet
But I want to be an antagonistic villain group seeking to spread corruption beasts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5dZN2sMHb0

>>80974194
>an antagonistic villain group seeking to spread corruption beasts
So, politicians?

>>80974194
Tempus aren't villains?

>>80974261
kek

>>80974261
Shit... You're right.

>>80974066
i've always thought a holostars fan who-ing a holostar was funny

What would you like to see more from holostars?

https://twitter.com/holomeetxTPE24/status/1813921851837661258
KobAlt

>>80974719
on stream sex

>>80974736
Yosuga no sora

>>80974719
Streams, BOYS energy, a TTRPG for once, please.

>>80974719
new boys, specifically cabinet in august

>>80974889
are they really called cabinet? what is this 2434 naming

>>80974719
Board game style collabs like One night weremag.

>>80974719
more collabs, especially one on ones

>>80974719
Video games
Preferably played by someone who isn't groombullet

>>80974719
If we get new boys I want a latino, maybe we'd get football matches watchalongs

>>80967717
Yep, 2 years and still love all 4 for of them, its definitely been a while ride!

>>80975164
I'd rather have super mario strikers 1 or 2. I just want to see dry bones get knocked into the stratosphere by the goalie.

>>80974719
more SEA bois \(^o^)/

>>80974719
nazi zombies, more gmod

>>80974778
>>80975272
don't think i can pitch that to the boys

Can someone please fucking move Goldbullet out of his shit area already?

>>80975370
centerpoint doesn't give a shit please understand

Who's the bubby who cut gibby's power? I want to shake your hand.

>>80975556
It was me, as punishment for starting streams too early.

No gibby today gonna try real hard not to kms

>>80975370
BUY BUY BUY MORE MERCH GIVE OUR BOYS MORE MONEY

>>80975597
would you rather he start his stream on time but you are forced to watch a 30 min pre game zatsu in the beginning or start zatsu early but play the game on time?

>>80974719
arma 3

>>80975305
why can't they play nazi zombies

Octavio and GB MnG tickets are still available

>>80974719
Actual answers:
- Cover letting them play with their lore FFS (least it seems like we'll be getting more VP based off of what Axel said for anniversary)
- once a month branch collab (Gmod, Jackbox, etc.)
- more stuff like the weekly Grounded streams; could be TTRPG one shots, board games, cards; just do something fun together
- Zomboid S3 (Tempus vs. Armis, or mixed teams, or even full branch survival)
- more zatsu collabs where they all just shoot the shit for +2 hours (come on Axel, make that izakaya happen)
- for that matter, just fucking jump in VC together you idiots, sometimes that adds way more to the stream than you think, you can still talk to your chat at the same time

>>80975971
Actual answers indeed.

Did I miss any yabs about Octavio?

>>80975971
hey, my arma 3 is an actual answer

>>80975913
i think the nazi part might be the issue

>>80975913
i think the zombies part might be the issue

>>80975913
i think the play part might be the issue

It's kinda sad a lot of you only care about collabs

>>80975913
i think the they part might be the issue

>>80976377
God forbid some of us want something we got spoiled on during the HQ days. Man those times were fun

>>80976377
I don't think it's "only" caring about collabs so much as it is the members of Tempus haven't been doing many just within the branch recently so people are hungry for them.

>>80976377
I love my oshi's solo streams but I want to see him be cute with other stars members too

>>80976377
Tempus was unironically founded on collabs.

>>80974719
a shotaoji who plays old and janky games

>>80977051
im just imagining them being forced to play some shitty fotm slop for a collab and being visibly upset the whole time kek

>>80976377
To be fair, the best Golden Era Tempus streams are all collabs.

>>80976377
Fuck collabs
I want shota ouji
I want retro games
I want him to openly shun collabs and multiplayer fps while playing single player games
I want my oshi to be for ME and ME ONLY

>>80977533
He will make no money, get deeply depressed and graduate even faster than Magnoir

>>80977614
yes but at least i'll be happy to get what i want while also getting validation in my view that holo fans just want to watch bandwagon trash and minecraft.
It's a win win.

>>80977140
That's just Flayon...

>shotaoji
I still member when anons were astroturfing flayon as some kinda based shota oji that only plays obscure VNs, especially after his interview collab with vesper

>>80977987
He likes the worst of tm which means hes cringe

What would you like to see more from /mans/?

>>80978313
rape

>>80978313
Less whining, less bitching, less begging.

>shotaoji

>>80978313
Posts about how much we love our blue boyking, Regis Altare

>>80976377
Collabs bring the most in branch fighting when fans don't like one of the participants they just bitch the whole time and the streams get less SC than solo content its no wonder the boys aren't interested.

>>80978665
collab games make me want to fucking put a bullet in my head.

>>80978313
cum tributes

>>80978313
Retard fights

>>80977533
Im pretty sure theres a bunch of 2views like that on twitch

>>80978998
>twitch

dead thread

>>80976377
This might be the dumbest thing I've seen someone write on here today and that's putting it lightly.

>>80976377
We want collabs because the boys are boring by themselves

>>80979427
DEAD WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY

>>80979637
>Shinri sits out

>>80979617
>>80979575

>>80979637
>Idol shit
Dead video

>>80971761
I said magmite, not Magmo. Get thee hence, demon.

I'm bored to the point where i'm fantasizing about scams axel will cook up in the future.

>>80979637
why did shinri not join the video

>>80980706
Too old

>>80976377
>Give streamer someone to bounce of off other than the underage chat
>Stream is more fun
Gee

>>80981251
ageism is real....

"Hi Altare here", nice to meet ya
Six double O for a collab and a foot job
With my Tempantsu for all to see
I'm the raunchy fatherfucker you pay to see
Collect that white, hot, sticky biz
On a street corner just shaking my shit
I am a hero and an idol
Dream about Shinri and of Hakka

Please, sipping on rum & blue freeze
Pinch the nips, I'm a tease
Wanna get real coked up, wanna pop the percs
Lemme show you how it works
In a schoolboy fit with the garter socks
Walk down the block and catch all the cops
Just call your pops, I got hooking money
I'm the anime boy Playboy bunny, b*tch

[Chorus]
Damn, sorry I blew you off
I was doing lunch with Cover Corp
I’m s*cking off the C.E.O
If he’s not a millionaire then I’ve gots to go
I’ve got the blow, come snort it, Gibby
My bu*sy tastes like mom’s spaghetti
I do it for cultare, I do it for my guildmates
Now come and f*ck me, baby

[Verse 2]
I'm walking sex, pedal to the metal with the 3D tech
I'll be grinding up the dime and OG
Now light up the joint, I'm tryna OD
Like, "ooh, that's that shit I like"
Kinda bugging off the mid bitch, you alright?
Now why y'all worried 'bout the fuck I do?
I'mma let y'all know when the fuck I'm through, like (B*tch)

They like the way I grind, they like the way I flirt
They like the way my 3D moves when I'm tryna twerk
You're never gonna do it like us, work the hips then shake the bust
And Jesus is always with me, even when Flayon gives me hickeys, like

"Oh my God, this b*tch is crazy, what the f*ck's he's saying Tavi?"
Never mind me, b*tch, I'm getting on
Cutting up coked out horny songs, like (Uh)
You b*tches need bass to bump
Come and look me in the eyes, baby, face the funk
Pull up in the O2, hard top, ass up
Come on Axel, this sh*t beats hard as hell, bro

[Chorus] x2

Pearls on my neck and a bottle in my Fendi
Ice cream b*ssy, stripper shoes in a Bentley
One small ass and a kumdo belt
Yeah, I'm tryna find out where the clown stays at
Tryna smoke me out, clown, think again
I don't really like smoking on seeds and stems
They send the money then I send the stems
I ain't sending you sh*t, clown, no offense

But I heard your song and I should've mixed that
Every rhyme, every line you spit, it's been snatched
Every time that you tried to drop it's been wack
Every time that I drop Ruze like "He did that"
Suck d*ck then do it again, just might come through with a friend
Jurard keeps begging me to eat me out, I said
"You gotta take the tenga out with your mouth"

I shake my sweaty, sticky shirt
Until my back is sore,
I'm 5 foot 7, with green eyes
And, yes, I'm a whore
Make nasty demon double patties
Sipping my mocha frap
And if you need some sex protection
Baby, I've got your back

What's up? Legs up, wanna butt-fuck?
Take the dick till I cum on his numb nuts
Oh, shit, I'm late for church
Evening service, gonna taste the word

I'm gonna piss in your mouth
I'm gonna kiss you with cum
And if I don't get mine, I'm gonna cut out your tongue
I wanna ride on Magni's dick
While I suck on Vesper's thumb
A-pex coach, team cream
Yummy, yum (that's hot, uh)

Make me your cheerleader
Ma-ma-make me your cheerleader
Make me your cheerleader
Ma-ma-make me your cheerleader
Janken, Janken, Janken
Look at me, Janken
Janken, Janken, Janken
Look at me, Janken

[Chorus] x2

>>80981296
>underage
>Tempura
Anon…

>>80981643

>>80981838
You're right they just act underage

>>80981643

Cute cosplayers https://x.com/fahmnmcos/status/1813809627504734242

>>80981296
>Ruze still mutes himself and stop playing for minutes during collabs to tell the retarded ruzaders that it's not their fault that live is so shit, it's all because of capitalism

>>80983306
mecha...bir...

>>80983768
Rape correction is needed.

>>80983306
They look great but I feel bad for them. Mechabird couldn’t be deader

>>80984013
Why would they even care about that

leaker here, mechabirbo are going to collab for the anniversary and theyre going to have live marathon sex

>>80978665
Wasn't an issue during HQ

>>80984195
it kind of was after the Japan arc. only reason we didnt see it a lot was because HQ collabs didnt happen after December of 2023

>>80983577
Fun fact: the last altnowa collab was more recent than the last mechabirb one

>>80984320
Not really? The L4D HQ vs VG no one complained about Vesper

>>80984399
I've been re-reading this post and I still don't understand what the fuck you mean

>>80984163
Presumably they are fans?

>>80974719
More graduations, a lot of them are really useless, leaving only the 4 or 5 good ones would result in better content

>>80984880
what would you even call the group at that point? ARTEMIS?

Still waiting for some autist to make a list of how many days it has been since the last each 1on1 collab of every pair in starsEN

>>80984958
That’s not a bad name for a guild honestly

>>80985019
Please don't make one of Axel, he hates 1on1 collabs.

I will try hard to make it into stars. I'll give anons the retro games and I will force one on one collabs with axel.
I'll only collab with axel.

I will make it into stars and block all female holos on twitter and on youtube so they can't write in my chat ever, especially the "own the idol chuds" bitches, I don't need that energy in my streams

>>80985224
you better fight to have will in your name so your duo name could be will and axel :)

i will make it into stars and i will constantly appear in flayons chat to try and get him to get him to start talking about his favorite vns and games instead of whatever hes doing. and ill only ever collab with shinri

>>80985526
He already has a chat npc that triggers his autism with quotes from various media, try again.

why did magni and vesper graduate?

say NO to loops

>>80985840
Less loops, more fetish posts about the boys

>>80985840
B-but all of my friends are doing loops and I don't wanna feel left out!

Team RIP comp is bad, they don't have a Seer or Bloodhound.

Say yes to rectangles

Say on X:
>Ok real talk. Why are people announcing they are leaving the fandom? What happened, this is the 5th person i saw this week

What happened?

>>80985784
I baby trapped both of them and now they take care of my 16 children in the dungeon.

slipping something in flayons drink, typing him up while hes too weak to defend himself, getting him pregnant, and punching him hard enough in the tummy to kill the baby
or the opposite, i just need sex with flayon

Don't care didn't ask, go back

>>80985784
Ask Cover

>>80985019
I'm doing it while I wait for the stream and it's looking bleak and I'm only 2 done with 2 members so far

All Altare does is shill merch man, why can't he stream? Do a twitter spaces, anything but acknowledge his fans in any way?

i miss the foot thread already

>>80987838
next week

>>80987900
>anniversary
As I said, shilling merch

>>80987875
never fear, pilot will be here! (in 2 hours) dead hours are no more

( ・∀・) are you guys ok???

>>80988662
Just some doomposting during dead hours, nothing unusual.

>>80988575
i wont be able to watch it because i had no time to watch the other tsukihime streams and i want context...

>>80988744
( ・-・) we are the same then to some capacity. I do hope you guys will be able to smile.again

Hate marketing status?

>>80989650
still good

mfw i have clown's ear aids and my brain will shut off from stress when there's more than three voices on call

All Altare does is suck fat ojisan dick, man, why can't he stream? Do a twitter spaces, anything but acknowledge his young, non-male fans in any way?

>>80990119
I'm the ojisan btw

...

>>80990119

>>80990370
What's going on, Deadbeat? Something happen?

>>80984399
People didn't complain because it was quite literally the first (and we didn't know it then, but last) HQ collab since all his Japan bullshit. And even then people did complain: Vesper barely talked the whole time, even when a majority of that time was just HQ in their own VC. He got more talkative by the end iirc, but even still.

>>80984399
>no one complained about Vesper
up until that point there was no reason to complain? things were still fresh and people were weirded out about how little he seemed to care but everyone passed it off as just giving VG some space to establish themselves. it was only after a repeated pattern that concern started being raised.

Days since each 1on1 collab pair in StarsEN, I didn't count birthday appearances unless they were more than 1 hour alone. Some notes:
>Hakka hasn't collabed with Tempus in over a year besides Shinri
>Shinri has the least amount of 1on1 collabs, same as GB
>Only Hakka and Flayon have had a collab with every member

Flayon please dont

>>80991239
a mimir

>>80991227
hakka HATES tempus

>>80991239
I get it but I hope he still streams...

>>80991227
I think you switched Gb and Ruze for Jurard’s..

>>80991227
I didn't expect Hakka to be more allergic to collabs than Axel

>>80991227
I'd count the Christmas Minecraft stream as a 1on1 collab with Ruze and Shinri, since they were in VC

GoldRex... dead...

>>80991227
just needs the current date I think but nice work anon

>>80991227
Shinri and Gibby had Backrooms collab but besides that everything looks good

>>80991227
In all fairness to Hakka, he was supposed to have a collab with Altare in April but they had to cancel because Hakka got sick
https://x.com/regisaltare/status/1777484698429861985

>>80991591
>>80991901
>>80992280
>>80992112
Fixed and added. That makes Axel, Jurard, GB and Octavio match as the least amount on 1on1s

>>80992691
Is Shinri the only person Hakka likes? Uuuuooooooohhhhhhh he is so fixated on his dad

>>80992691
>ruze hitting up everyone but GB
>ruze collabing with 10 different schizo alt personality versions of himself instead of GB
unfathomably based

>>80992807
Xenokinians together strong Shinri gives him money to use the public bathroom

>>80992691
I think Hakka and Bettel's last collab was actually in August with Bred & Fred, so that would make it a little under a year. I'm still surprised though.

>>80992807
dad son incest... ToT

kms

>>80993047
the best kind

>>80991239
it's so over... i hope he sleeps well

15 minutes until Bettel cancels Hitman

WAAAAAAA I MISS PILOT

>>80993409
me too anon... euuuee

Hakka is the top
Shinri is the bottom

>>80993399
NOT SO FAST

>>80993656
>analytics button is visible
bettel...

QRD on why bettel is avoiding nopixel streams?

>>80993704
thats the views silly

>>80993409
I'll just get back to my drawing reps and wait for tomorrow to come soon...

>prechat complaining about late waiting rooms
can’t wait to use this one against him, only a matter of time until useless fuck unprofessional clown strikes again

>>80993743
he didnt say but since he's /here/ maybe he can explain himself

Maybe Bettel can succeed at killing Trump

>>80994015
he's finally sick of that paypig anti chirping

>>80994144
Please look at the xitter app on an iphone just once, those are the views and visible to anyone

>>80994255
We've seen his aim.

>>80994281
the person complaining was not a paypig

>>80994324
not even just on mobile, that's how it looks when you look at any post from your timeline on desktop

>>80993743
The reason is because the numbers were TOO good on his nopixel streams. Bettel wants to feel like he isn't doing good in holostars so he can graduate guiltfree. Because of this he can't do more nopixel streams that bring in new viewers

>>80994324
>iphone

>>80994617
I believe this

>>80976377
that's a dumb observation. cover debuted an isekai rpg party. of course i'd expect them to work as a group.

schizophrenia hours lets go

>>80994760
they debuted an rpg party that doesnt play rpg's

>apologizing to schizos
retard clown

>>80994894
if you’re paying attention, he goes on an apology tour anytime somebody chirps at him

>>80992691
Didn't hakka crash one of axel's menshis in japan also flayon in one of his zatsus there as well?

Imagine mockingbird where Hakka jokingly asks Bettel to kill Trump and Bettel actually does it but he forgets his gun under his bed and instead he only can use his whip and he whips Trump so his ear bleeds and then runs away and when he gets back to the guild Hakka is screaming and crying and shitting at him for trying to kill a former US president

>>80978313
less bettelion and total machiroon annihilation

>>80994863
>an rpg party that doesnt play rpg's
to be fair rpgs are killers for noombers

>>80994824

why is bettel defense force here today?

>>80994995
anon, hakka isn't a bird. he's not gonna perch on bettel's head and shit on him.

>>80995021
Seethe

>>80995114
wow that tearing is bad

>>80981643
...all this effort for what?

>>80994958
More people should chirp at him then

>>80994863
rpg characters don't play rpgs because they themselves are already living in an rpg

>>80995214
anon we have literal autists itt

The Disrupter? More like the Dickerupter

>>80995214
What effort? I just switched out some words

oh yeah, sisters find this funny

who could have predicted it?

I need him back

ANONYMOUS MENTIONED

>Olivia Whore, hacktivist

>>80995129
>one guy responding to schizos
>defense force

>>80995712
HE'S /HERE/

>>80995712
I wonder what he thought of the faggots with the Guy Fawkes masks back then

>>80995168
>hakka isn't a bird
Take your fucking meds

>>80995765
dont reply to me. im a schizo

>>80995854
Don't tell me what to do, faggot.

>>80995842
i won't. I had enough, everyone should know that hakka is actually a woman :O

>>80995708
jetlag HATE HATE HATE HATE

>>80995854
stfu schizo, it pays well to be part of the defense force

Bettel should offer himself as a camp follower to these hardened military men and kill his target with AIDS

>>80994863
anon, they ARE the rpg

>>80996077
really? maybe i should join

>>80995178
Your oshi will be gone next year

>>80996227
you said that a year ago

I want to assassinate Bettel sexually

>>80996045
we have him tomorrow atleast

>>80990547
where's the version of this with the eyeball

my curse works

Call Hitman Banzoin Hakka, because the game just shit itself

altnowa necrophilia

NO ONE TELLY POSTED FOR BETTEL HITMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUVrXZHluwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUVrXZHluwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUVrXZHluwE

>>80996494
ew, no

>>80996494
nobody cares

>>80996494
cringe

I have carnal desires for the machiroon schizo

>>80996494
I keep jobbing the YouTube links

bettelion getting lazy like their oshi

>>80996560
do you hate yourself that much

Doesn't he know silencers don't completely silence guns

>>80996619
how? you just need to change the "live/" to "watch?v="

>>80996560
hes probably a fat guy in his mid 30s

>>80996494
nobody should telly post for him

>>80996719
I think they're funny, just like the axel schizo from last year. I miss that anon.

>>80996725
i'm sure he's ran into a pedantic faggot who loves to remind people silencers don't do what they're supposed to do before

Oh, that target was a poojeet? Nice kill

last year i wished for bettel to lose so many paypigs he'd have to resort to whimpering asmr to be able to afford rent
this year he's lost so many paypigs he's working elsewhere instead and on top of that made his mic sound like shit

>>80996866
>lost paypigs
>still by far the biggest holostar by every metric except subscribers which mean nothing
At least try.

>soldier got mad because clown wouldn't follow him to suck him off
Relatable

>>80996866
you clearly weren't specific with your wish at that time.

>>80996959
kill yourself numberfag

I wish I was shooting hot loads into this man

>>80996866
he needed the good mic for the podcast, pls andastand

>>80996866
unfortunately the doxxfags are stronger than the paypigs because they pay up on both sides

>>80996959
but he's sitting at 743 viewers?

>>80996959
and other lies bettelion tell themselves

>they took my coins
Base full of Jews confirmed

>

if doxxfags want to treat holostars like any other acting job, then they should be fine with cover recasting bettel with a new voice when his current one graduates. that way we can revive magni and vesper's wasted models too.

>>80997242
tbf he didn't stream for half of 2024

>>80997242
>regis

>>80997340
there has been no instance where pulling a Kizuna Ai was beneficial

Wait, do NPCs have voice lines for seeing naked people

>>80997175
say it ain't so...

>>80997545
no instance yet*

I looked for the Tsukihime stream since I got home from waging, I didn't realize he'd postponed it ;-;
I hope he can get some decent rest in

Tavi and Ruze walk into the ARMIS communal bathroom and see Jurard's ashamed expression as he looks at Goldbullet. Curious, Octavio and Ruze take a peek at Goldbullet to see what Jurard is being so weird about and end up with a disgruntled, horrified look of their own. Gibby's nipples are extremely red and swollen and his entire chest is covered in pointy bitemarks. Goldbullet just laughs it off. "I might have pushed our banchou too hard."

>>80997340
Only one I would accept is recasting nuVesper, because it barely resembled his original skin anyways and it was used like twice.

>>80997823
ew

Me sliding my cock all over Hakka's and Axel's faces as they make out makeup ruined and chins covered in spit

I thought knocked out NPCs don't get back up anyway, is snapping the neck more optimal?

>>80997944
>makeup
gross

>>80975971
The only based answer in this thread. This anon knows what's up

Once upon a time, in a land gayer than Baltimore but still less gay than SEA and California's horrible butt baby, there was a happy purple Japmexican exorcist named Banzoin Hakka. He had 3 spears. Slashy and Stabby were the cool looking ones that could combine into one big spear and maybe turn into hot big tittied women where he could put his penis into. Unfortunately this was only when he could resist the call of Spermo, the vicious gay karasutengu data beast living inside him in exchange for letting Hakka use his super cool jap powers to circumcise Big Black Creatures for Guild Tempus.

"Hey Hakka, I want some BUTTSEX with MEN" Spermo screamed in his head.

"Altare is out trying to kill the cunt who sold him fake Pokemon cards, Axel is in the hospital for eating lead chips, and that red bitchboy locked himself in the R-TRUS with Bettel and Shinri for anal sex for the sole purpose of depravity. Tough shit fagbird." Hakka replied as he patrolled the guild hall premises, tightening his grip on his spears. Flayon had been thorough this time, no forcing open the back hatch to get in. "You can wait 5 more hours."

"I want the red bitch" Spermo whined gayly
"You can't get the red bitch"
"No retard, the red lizard bitch from sand town"
"Oh ya you're right let's fuck some dino ass"

Pale blue wings materialized from Hakka's back, along with a red mask with a beak-like nose. Like a relentlessly horny fighter jet, Hakka flew off to the Badlands. Dino ass rape was important, leader would understand

>>80975971
I agree with all of these

>>80998066
>no actual sex
at least write a sequel

>>80997854
magni's tofu clone lore is perfect for recasting but no one's making it happen

>>80973971
Ok, pause, back the fuck up, I've seen this for more than a few threads already, I'm definitely out of the loop.
What the FUCK is Cabinet? Where did that name come from, do you mean a literal cabinet? Like the kind you put clothes in? You sure you don't mean Cabaret, which would make more sense?

>>80997988
He's probably thinking of Metal Gear Solid where KO'd enemies will wake up after a few minutes.

>>80995930
NICE!

>>80998220
I'm Hakka and you're Jurard. I'm writing the sequel in your bedroom tonight

>>80998338
>do you mean a literal cabinet? Like the kind you put clothes in?
Anon, I...

>>80998338
cabaret? what do you think holostars are? a bunch of whores?

>>80997242
damn Ruze!

>>80998470
What a stupid fucking name for a group of government officials.
Actually, scratch that. The name fits.

>>80998470
NTA but i thought you guys meant the kind you put your clothes in too kek

>>80998338
are there any more ESLs itt who want to admit they don't know what a cabinet is?

>>80998338
newboys posters made up their own lore. they say we're getting a holostars /monarchs/politicians/government entity group. Or a set of furniture.

>>80998487
Yes. I impregnated the one with the mullet btw

>>80997854
Na, that model was built just for the guy who played Vesper, it would be even weirder for someone else to use it

>>80998419
hot

Bettellion, he likes that Yamazaki chick's haircut. Take notes.

>>80998704
licking down flayon's spine to the tip of his tail ToT

>>80998066
this always makes me kek

>>80998814
he also likes lucy from cyberpunk. they should already know what he likes lol

>>80997340
You know those models don't cost a lot to a company like cover, they can just get nicer ones and a new gen, there's no reason to reuse them at all

>>80998676
Shelf-kun and knob-chan will be the new StarsEN power couple

>>80967717
Well, we had a kino 5 or so months. It's better than nothing.

>>80998836
that's a very long licking. i hope your tongue doesn't cramp.

>>80998066
based
write more

>>80998896
>not table-san x chair-kun
shit taste, they are literally made for each other

>>80999154
nta but talk about forced pairing. at least try to be creative

>>80998892
keeping the model alive would be useful if they actually did something to expand the fucking lore. some of us are fans of the character and the world, and not just of the actors behind them.

Will youtube ever improve its notification system for membership? Anyways Flay Menshi post

>>80999154
the only time table can top is when chair slide under him. but every night when the bar closes, chair climbs up on him cowgirl style.

>>80999209
knob-chan is retarded and I am his number one anti. a doorknob isn't even a piece of furniture and he should leave cabinet.

>itt anons posting about dead and imaginary stars over watching bettel

>>80998836
Looks hairy

>>80999509
The thread has been overrun by the spiteful and the deliberately malicious.

>>80999509
anon bettel isn't even real. take your meds

>>80999509
HOLOSTARS CABINET IS REAL
THEY WILL DEBUT IN AUGUST

>>80999606
so women?

>>80999154
Knob-chan is separated from Shelf-kun by his possessive ex Door-san. It's a good pairing for angsty fanworks because their love has actual obstacles to overcome.

>>80999509
hitman is boring

>>80997993
They are in a visual kei band in this scenario please use you imagination

>>80999630
what do you mean bettel isn't real? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANON???? WHAT???