/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Hoocjie mama I love Runie!

>>80906880

Remember to report any suspicious jigging activity outside their containment general.

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>80906880

>>80907009
Jigging is fine, jongtards on the other hand...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1VwPXwMnn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1VwPXwMnn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1VwPXwMnn0

>>80907009
>jigging

>>80907057
Roki-sama かっこいい

>myOshi.jpg
Owie-poopie my oshi is wow!

WARNING: Loki glasses

>>80907009
Actually raises the question, has anyone made some phase themed html web games or something?

Was on a nofap streak and saw a clip of uruka taking her jacket off and my hand reflexively went to grope her breast, only the screen was stopping me

I like to take ecstasy with Hina.
https://gofile.io/d/aKsGyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksRKh83nwY

RAVE AT THE WAREHOUSE

FISH HATE

>>80907009
>their
This is the jigging containment general, no?

>>80907139
>my hand reflexively went to grope her breast
Sexual assault is a reflex to you?!

>>80907377
tits, femanon, post em

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

>>80907377
>Sexual assault is a reflex to you?!
Yes, I look at it as more of an instinct though

>>80907377
Yes women should really appreciate how much we repress our instincts for them

CRISPY NIGGA

>>80907377
It's Uruka's fault for being so erotic.

>>80907483
>we

>>80907377
I prefer the term carnal assertiveness.

>>80907510
Yes we nigga

>>80907510
We

Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Hills Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

>>80907510
Yes, unfortunately

>>80907510
Yes we
Go look at any gathering of homos, that's how much sex everyone in the world would be having if women were up for it

Memory has a pacifier

Invader 3 wishlist
The singer: Nina
The weird one: Chromu
The gamer: Clio

...

>>80907051
>>80907295
I am ashamed to have written jigging when I meant to incite violence against jonging.

>>80907651

Mario when he's crouching to dodge projectiles kinda reminds me of Donald Trump after he got shot

>>80907651
Why ellipsis?

>>80907728
kek, it's true

>>80907630
> Clio

No males thank you. Whether real or pretend ones.

>>80907630
where is femanon?

I'm connecting my phase to eimi's.

>>80907855
Wdhmbt

>>80907623
we'd probably go extinct over some mega new aids variant outbreak then

>Started streaming 5 hours ago
>3 levels completed
Memory seems to be progressing even slower than the other day. How long has she been dying to the little wizard?

>>80907915
100 minutes

>>80907377
Dont know what to tell you, hers arent the biggest but damn if they dont look great

>>80907915
I mean, in a way she's getting a high score

Tell me about each talent

>>80907139
Which clip?

>>80908227
they're all retarded

>>80908227
They all have sex with me regularly

Is Michiru ok? She's been streaming RDR for 22 days straight and has been radio silent for the last 20 hours.

>>80908227
No

>>80908227
Watch Clara, Lia, Jelly, Nasa, Tenma, Panko, Lumi, Shiina, Saya

>>80908227
Lia - My wife
Nasa - My wife
Pippa - My wife
Tenma - My wife
Iori - My wife
Uruka - My wife
Michiru - My wife
Lumi - My wife
Dizzy - My wife
Jelly - My wife
Ember - My wife
Remi - My wife
Airi - My wife
Shiina - My wife
Rie
Erina - My wife
Panko - My wife
Saya - My wife
Hina - My wife
Runie - My wife
Muyu - My wife
Eimi - My wife
Loki - My wife
Yuu - My wife
Clara - My wife
Memory - My wife
Pico - My wife

>>80908364
>Get Stage XIII cancer
>Marathon RDR2 on your way out
>Can't even finish her NUT
Imagine finding the swollen clotted balls.

>>80908364
First michi experience?

>>80908364
I think the server is down on Thursdays.

>>80908438
>Doesn't wife Rie
>Wifes r*nie
Your standards are too low.

>>80908438
I made this post

>>80908602
He's just using her to get to her gf Darcie

does Memory know that she can run?

>>80908679
she does
but the poor creature is in a nonstop sensory overload even without that

>>80908227
https://x.com/Xyznchro/status/1810706045460729933

>>80908364
The server is down Wednesdays and Thursdays, same as every week for the last month.

does jelly like being lewded

>>80908715
Do you think Memory drives irl?

>>80908679
She spent a half hour flinging herself off platforms into lava. sprint would make it worse

How the fuck is Memory this bad...

I'm waiting for my pink nigga to pull a tenma and just silently stand up and throw the switch half way across the room and start reading dragonball live, be a real nigga

>>80908772
She doesn't mind it.

I love Shiina!

>>80908775
Memory should do a driving collab with Airi where they learn to drift.

>>80908772
Yes but only if it's hardcore guro

>>80908922
Gore enjoyer-chama...

go out, get food, eat, relax, come back, memory still in the same place

never change memory

Alright alright, I'll watch Memory. Let's see what all the hype is about

>>80909080
There's no hype it's just dead hour small talk

>>80907057
I could listen to loki's voice every day for the rest of my life and die happy... I did *not* expect she would end up my favorite

>>80909120
No it is unironically hype

>>80909080
it's like her cooking streams, but 12 hours long

>>80909164
i think memory is the only streamer i would have a positive reaction to announcing a fromslop stream

She's walking the whole time. What happened to her controller?

>>80909201
I wouldn't go that far, more just because I am burnt out after the like 2 weeks straight of it.

>>80909201
She actually doesn't have From perms because she doesn't show up to meeting and forgot to tell managers to put her name on the request

>>80907139
Are you indian or SEA by any chance?

>>80908438
I'll gladly take Rie thank you

>>80909270
Running is too fast for her

>>80909270
it would be worse if she was sprinting

>>80909201
She ain't ever gonna. She only be bout that Nintendo and anime lyfe. Even then only them RPGs mainly

Why the ghetto posting for Memory?

>>80908392
>Saya
How?

>>80909461
Memory is from the hood

>>80909461
Memorys is a real nigga

CRISPY

>>80909461
It's one nigger

So I watched that new Vtuber anime. I'm surprised it isn't a bigger deal in the community tbdesu, I find it very interesting from a filmmaking standpoint.
Have you guys seen it?

>>80909548
>Memorys

>>80909650
I saw they had Bennett Foddy in the special thanks section

What did you eat for breakfast pcg? I made a pretty bomb ass mcmuffin.

>>80909650
I found it boring

Memory held me at gunpoint, made me strip and dance while she shouted "GO HWITE BOY CRACKA GO" and then pegged me without my consent in an McDonald's toiilet

>>80909711
>Pankophile will bite this bait

>>80909711
>toiilet

>>80909704
I had half a cornbread muffin I forgot on my desk last night

>>80909790
My laptop's I key is fucked and double presses sometimes

>>80908227
>Lia
A cheerful virus that lives rent free in the minds of many. Was once a renowned Phase World special agent turned criminal. Ashelia uploaded her conscious and personality to the Phase Network before she was taken out by her pursuers - or was this planned all along?
>Nasa
A racist dragon who had been in a deep slumber until just recently when her path converged with that of a wandering witch.
>Pippa
The cutest rabbit in the universe - or so she would like you to thin- "PIPIPIPIPI"
>Tenma
A mysterious little fox with a grudge against a certain evil rabbit. Wherever she goes, she demands respect - until you give her alcohol.
>Lori
A special killer-agent disguised as a maid. She was sent from the other world to capture a very dangerous criminal and retrieve a very important relic. The fate of the other world depends on it!
>Uruka
A trainee agent from the other world. She dropped out of the academy to pursue her dream of becoming a rock-star. So far, she's only got the rock part.
>Michiru
The daughter of a powerful wizard and a beastman. She grew up surrounded by magic, animals, and love. As a free spirited young wizard, she decides to travel the worlds and experience new things.
>Remilia
Romilia is a young Nephilim whose mother an angel and whose father is the ruler of the Phase World's Underworld. Because of her mix of angelic and demonic blood, she was regred in a secluded environment as she was feared and treated as an outcast.
>Airi
The sole daughter of a very prestigious family of wolves - the Chisakas. Unlike the other Chisakas, Airi was a clumsy air-head who loved video games, sweets, and gambling.
>Shiina
The celestial seamstress who sewed the stars into the night sky with the powers granted to her as the wielder of the celestial sewing scissors.
>Rie
A princess from the Phase World that knows little of the outside world until a certain Nephilim appears in her dreams, offering to break her out and take her along on her adventures... for a price.
>Erina
A wandering cyborg whose system was rebooted anonymously, has no recollection of her initial business in the Phase World.
>Panko
In a vast bamboo village, there lived a little little red panda. She had always wondered what the outside of the forest would be like, and being curious as she is, she chose to go on an excursion to the city.
>Saya
A talented young dragon with the legendary sword - the Dragon Slayer. Saya embarked on a journey to escape her mortal enemy - studies.
>Hina
A Priestess of the Moon from the Phase World. Tempted by ice cream, Hina was lured to Earth where her natural born cluelessness is put on full display.
>Runie
A virtuous servant of the Celestial Pantheon. Runie's curiosity and thirst for knowledge eventually lead her to the forbidden runes and turned her into an anime loving evil woman.
>Muyu
The GREAT ALCHEMICAL Purple SMOKE! Nobody knows what it means.
>Eimi
Test Subject - 101
Type - Hamster
Summary - Accidental. Subject delusional.
>Lumi
The star known as Gliese 6667C and space's greatest thief!
>Dizzy
A deep sea parasite summoned through magic.
>Ember
A virtual fire starter - whatever that means!
>Jelly
A Self-proclaimed princess from another universe. Jelly had always wanted to be a princess idol and she finally has her chance!

>>80909650
If something like that doesn't get attention it's probably cause it lacks raw drama and insanity.

>>80909704
These bad boys

>>80909834
>racist dragon
sleepy dragon

Taking a fat shit with Eimi while she struggles and makes funny noises with constipation.

>>80909744
i will bite your ass

>>80909963
>Sleepy dragon
Racist sleepy dragon

>>80909476
Edgeplay then she shows up full of energy playing a game she loves

>>80910066
please stop projecting your ideology onto the cute dragon

>>80910135
Watch streams

>>80909854
>anime almost perfectly portraying the vtuber experience and vibe with tons of references to vtuber history and culture
>crickets
>anime (or game) about an idol cucking her fans
>Every vtuber in the industry: OMG I RELATE SO MUCH TO HER THAT IS LITERALLY ME! I-I mean just to the stress parts of course...

>>80909966
Holding hands with Eimi while we shit together

>>80910254
It's weird how many covered the OP when the lyrics are about being a good liar too

what will pippa do once one of her coworkers surpasses her sub count? mental breakdown?

thoughts?
https://twitter.com/p_u_p_i/status/1813592161818149222

>>80910336
I always assumed it was because it was made by Kanaria

>>80910311
I was hooking up with this girl and we were smoking weed in her bathroom. She suddenly pulled her pants down, grabbed my hand and said not to leave while she looked me dead in the eye and started pooping. It was one the most uncomfortable experiences in my life and destroyed any attraction I had to her.

>>80910391
a 12 yo shouldnt be that stacked

>>80910391
>the "I'm trying to get you arrested" body type

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1813592656775377123

>>80909704
Nesquik with one boiled egg, my favoutite cheese (one slice) with homemade bread and chewed on a raw carrot on my way to work. Man, eggs are great with bread and cheese.

>>80910254
it's purely a coincidence that every vtuber relates heavily to every piece of media about a girl who is a lying whore

jumpscare is the lowest form of horror

>>80910611
Wemi needs a caretaker

>>80910611
doremus... please save her already

>>80910254
>unsubtle beer ad anime about breaking keyfabe
>crickets
i wonder why

>>80910522
Bro, when was the last time you looked at 12 year olds?

>>80910791
whan i was in school i guess, i saw 16yo recently and holy shit, it's good i dont live near high schools or i'd get arrested

>>80910653
Only Lumi.

>>80910791
nta but I saw a middle schooler in yoga pants and a crop top at Chipotle the other day and was filled with sinful thoughts

>>80910869
>>80910955

>>80910935
Dizzy is also moldy?

>this thread

>>80910774
>anime about women pointlessly yapping about bullshit and playing games badly with nothing ever actually happening
If we can put up with it for 3 hours a day, they can put up with it for 20 minutes a week

>>80910869
>>80910955
j-joking right...

>>80910611
>>80910935
I find it hard to believe any of wemis stories but she isnt hurting anyone so i feel bad for pointing out how full of shit i find her tweets

>>80910791
>>80910869
>>80910955

>>80910935
Dizzy and Uruka aren't even nobility in the mold kingdom, they're peasants

>>80911095
Same. I really don't know how anyone believes half the stories she tells.

>>80910955
Pardon, nigga?

>>80910708
She DID have one for a bit.
>>80910955
>>80910869
ACT-AGE Anons...

>>80911095
you've never ignored the nipple in a camelbak style waterbottle and had it grow mold? they're really annoying to clean..

I'd say you niggas need jesus but given the church's track record I'm not so sure.

>>80910955
curious

To be a Cookie is to be a pedophile

>>80911268
Retardchama...

For legal reasons all posts here are satire

>>80911327
Good thing nothing posted on this website is real right guys? It’s all one big ruse haha

>>80911291
i'm not about to be lectured on ethical behavior from a member of the nose people

>>80911291
Hey man I only like hags that look like children

>>80911227
No

Why did the thread suddenly get good?

>>80911291
Maybe he wanted to punch the kid, or eat her
he said sinful, there's like 7 of them you know

>>80911400
well aren't you fancy

>>80910955
you nignogs will say "lolicons aren't pedophiles, it has nothing to do with real children!" and then post shit like this

>>80911479
It's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard

>>80911479
>women look fertile
>my dick is activated
>somehow im the problem, as if my dick is an appendage that i have full control over
Fucking society is ruled by misandrists.

>>80911479
I never said that

>>80909461
ぐっめもりーん

>>80911479
To be fair he's saying that kid looked like an adult. He may not even be a lolicon

>>80910935
Real.

what do dragon armpits taste like anons?

>>80911883
bros is she gonna be ok

If her age is on the clock she's ready for the cock

>>80911922
Fuck, am I a buttercookie now?

>>80911922
much more spicy than rabbit pits or cow pits. it's an acquired taste for sure

>>80910254
>>80909854
>>80909650
Which one is it? Didn't oshi no koi or whatever have an anime?

>>80912040
https://myanimelist.net/anime/54284/VTuber_Nandaga_Haishin_Kiri_Wasuretara_Densetsu_ni_Natteta

>>80911922
>what do dragon armpits taste like anons?
-Light a match
-Drop it into used pasta water
-Lick it

That's what it tastes like.

>>80911974
I think you got mixed up from all the blood leaving your brain

>>80912126
I will actually do this

>>80911526
You were being serious and honest. If you only keep them as thoughts, I guess it's alright.

>>80912126
That doesn't sound so bad

>>80909650
it's pretty good. it kind of reminds me of pippa, especially since she' s been on a drinking kick lately.
https://files.catbox.moe/bgmbvt.mp4
>>80912126
>>80912149
this is probably so accurate. amazing anon. i too shall try this concoction as a masturbatory aid next time.

>>80910611
Papa smiles on this nurgle cultist I swear to god

>>80909650
>Strong zero shilling at the maximum
>Cannot get it anywhere in the US
FUCK

>>80912268
>>80912242
>>80912149
I should've just held my tongue.
Report back with results.

Apparently the OperaGX account is NOT run by their vtuber. Meaning that the person who blocked Pippa didn't do so cause of a grudge against Lumi.

>>80912320
>shilling
Yes, but it's a little weird since they seem to be setting up a "I need to keep drinking/being Shuwa to keep the momentum going at the cost of my health" kind of plotline, which doesn't exactly put it in a great light

>>80912372
where did this news come from? also, wasn't pippa saying she was cool with her at offkai? like they smoked weed together or some shit?

>>80912336
I am making pasta tonight ~5PM EST
I will keep you posted

>>80912372
>grudge against Lumi
Since when was that the rrat? It was quite obviously because Pippa called it out for the botting thing I'm pretty sure

>>80911883
Every day I fall deeper in love with Nasa

>>80912445
I made this post

>>80912415
>lso, wasn't pippa saying she was cool with her at offkai? like they smoked weed together or some shit?
AuraGX/[REDACTED] lives in Japan IIRC.
>>80912439
I seem to recall Aura hadn't even debuted yet at that point. Could be wrong.

>>80912372
well duh, it's obviously run by opera's marketing team

>>80912488
The controversy I'm talking about is OperaGX botting Aura's debut streams

>>80912439
>It was quite obviously because Pippa called it out for the botting thing I'm pretty sure
pippa called them out for being chinese bots BECAUSE she saw she was blocked. did you even watch the stream? or just the clips?

https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1813592656775377123
How often do you wash your water bottles? i have a stailess one and i wash it once a week, or 2 when i forget

>>80912601
like every few days i wash it out

Haven't actually thoroughly washed my cup in a month but I constantly refill it and rinse it out once every couple of days.

>>80912551
Yes but that came after.
>>80912601
I have a bunch of cheap ones that probably fuck with my hormones that I just rotate through

>>80908227
Tenma: For someone who loves masculine vibes or macho. Especially for someone who loves roguelike games we will use a more “hollow” feeling to create that solo rogue hunt idea.

Pippa: Brings chaos to her viewers. It’s extremely sharp and jumpy but in an extremely welcomed manner.

Uruka: Uruka being such a pure person makes it a "very easy to get along with" type.

Lumi: A space brat that taunts you, right?

Nasa: Drowsy and sleepy dragon that has a very relaxing vibe to it.

Lia: Criminal...from Ethiopia.

Airi: Extremely straight and sometimes with unlucky to match her gambling personality but when it’s good it’s extremely good.

Shiina: The celestial seamstress. One of the most inspiring views we are able to see from a higher space.

Michiru: Dark purple magician, rich sweet and juicy.

Panko: A lost red panda. Chaotic nature and the amazing power she has inside her tiny body.

Remi: She’s the daughter of an angel and a demon, using a 25/75 combo otherwise the balance would be thrown off!

Erina: A cyborg white tiger, is extremely white after being washed throughout the monsoon season, but the depth of character is extremely mature.

Iori: Being able to speak both EN and JP matches her assassination vibes. Is extremely seductive and will be well received by most people.

Rie: A princess that sings and dances in your mouth but it tickles your tongue.

Jelly: A lonely hardworking girl with an aspiration to be loved by millions. Is loved by many.

Clara: Clara is a strange one, very gentle and fruity. Beautiful and playful attitude while having a hidden, cursed and unholy side.

Runie: Quirky but sweet that is using a new experimental wash process.

Dizzy: Extremely sweet and gentle but is darker by nature. Lets you crawl into bed.

Muyu: MOOOO!!!! the great ALCHEMICAL PURPLE SMOKE came.

Hina: The purest and cleanest. One of the nuttiest.

Pico: One of the sweetest. It’s really easy to enjoy.

Ember: Fiery and fun loving. A fiery spirit with a feminine charm.

Yuu: Plain, simple, focused on the job.

Loki: A honey, quite scary but fun once you get used to. Also strong.


Eimi: Some of the most strange and not necessarily best.

Saya: A fiery dark heavy magma like vibe, sweet and rich at the same time.

Memory: Is guaranteed to leave a long lasting memory.

>>80912601
Every day, because im not a hobo. I take a shower once every week though.

>>80912601
Every like 2-4 months

>>80912573
I didn't care about the drama then but now I do.

who jorking they peanits rn

>>80912681
hi Wemi

>>80912601
i also have a stainless water bottle, and i wash it once a week'ish. there are no hidden crevices so it's easy to tell if it needs cleaning or not

>>80912659
>Erina: A cyborg white tiger, is extremely white after being washed throughout the monsoon season
Can't stop thinking about this line. Sounds like a metaphor for having sex with a white man (me)

>>80912720
IT DOESN'T GET DIRTY MUCH I'M NOT WEMI

>>80912601
I don't, but it has a wide mouth so I let it dry out for like a day before it gets reused

>>80912601
I don't
I checked after these tweets and there's mold in it

>>80910391
I think its pretty awesome

Watch Wemi before the mold takes her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RfKWcbnUR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RfKWcbnUR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RfKWcbnUR4

>>80912336
Cooking now
Will report soon

wemi live! with uhhhh va-11 hall-a clone or smth idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RfKWcbnUR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RfKWcbnUR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RfKWcbnUR4

Even Lemon is scared

>>80912601
i rinse it out whenever i'm at home, but if it sits for the whole day/overnight with water in it i typically wash it fully

>>80912601
>>80912651
>>80912677
>>80912681
>>80912733
>>80912793
>>80912807
>>80913037
Why the fuck do you niggers use water bottles? Just get water from the dispenser like a normal non-poor person. Where do you even keep it, in your potato sack?

>>80913032
every day is a bit too much, it's just water

>>80913101
>Just get water from the dispenser
And where do you put that water anon

>>80913138
In a glass?

Is jelly canadian

>>80913101
i was gifted a hydroflask. filtered water and a little ice is pretty good.

>>80913138
In my mouth

>>80913179
No, Jamacian

>>80913101
a bottle is way more convenient than a glass

the wemi smoker rrat is real, huh?

>>80913179
She's Belarussian

>caring about water bottles and other shit
Don't forget to drink your water, sissies
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4kO_Cnzj5oM

>>80913179
No, Kuwaiti

>>80913101
nigger i drink a lot of water. why get up a dozen times to refill a glass when i can just fill up a water bottle once?

>>80913101
In my purse (male) with my first-aid kit, eye drops, hand creme, snack bars, folded mylar blanket, and office supplies.

>>80913311
he doesn't know america has free water fountains everywhere to fill it up

>>80913269
>"Let's make my water of the day!"
>soiface
Why do they do this?

>>80913101
>just get water from the dispenser
I'm not going all the way to the drinking fountain every time I want a sip at the gym

>>80913101
What is blud yapping about

>>80913311
>why get up a dozen times to refill a glass when i can just fill up a water bottle once
Holy fatty energy here. Scared to lose calories by walking?

>>80913361
i am a burger and i refill my water bottle from my fancy RO filter

saya has a waiting room up, apparently stream @11pm EST
believers? any believers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4eIoiWrUgU

>>80913269
>the modern man cant even drink water without adding some high sugar artificial flavoring
our species is fucked

>>80913566
No

>>80913469
Post 1RMs and bf%

>>80913101
m o n o n u c l e o s i s

>>80913469
getting up a dozen times while i'm working is annoying, my adhd is bad enough already without distractions. although i'm shitposting here when i should be working so eh and i workout regularly. i don't need pittance exercise from walking 20ft.

>>80913566
>overlapping Eimi
goddamn it Saya stop making things difficult
Chances are it will be a longer-than-usual stream internet permitting

Meru is her office’s top dancer.

>>80912880
Let us know how it goes.

>>80913566
aww shit

>>80913269
>>80913586
I blame starbucks

>>80913725
why do so many women want to get pregnant?

>>80912415
https://x.com/morchel/status/1807382536357609881

>>80913566
https://youtu.be/7NK_JOkuSVY?t=80

>>80913754
that hand looks exactly like i'd expect. disgusting.

>>80913754
There's no way that shit tastes good, you may as well just put your tongue in a bag of sugar

Wemi really likes her feet toggle

>>80913877
she knows what i like

>>80913836
pretty sure the powder is not just sugar

>you will never see mold in your wife's water bottle
Why even live?

>>80913754
that's not real, i refuse to believe it

Extended water bottle discussion is proof that there’s to many females in the thread.

lolumi

really miss saya

>>80913953
Sufficient hydration is the foundation of trade labor.

>>80913953
>to

>>80913953
it's more like wemi mold discussion

>>80913953
>to many

>>80913929
How much mold could even be in a water bottle? What is it eating?

>>80913953
I drink out of glass jars, holds like 3 cups of water

>>80913586
Our species has not eliminated thirst and never will. Flavours are for soft people who never had to do actual labour. Step out of your bubble.

>>80913754
>probably a half oz of pure sugar
>at least 15 pumps of caramel
>basically no milk or cream
this cannot taste like anything but pure sugar, and there's no possible way anyone that isn't 500lbs can finish that
it's actually disgusting to even imagine consuming that

>>80914047
wemi spit

Eimi is streaming tonight :3

>>80913949
yes, it's engagement bait, calm down

>he can't just drink tap water

>>80913949
That's the correct amount of sugar.
And people wonder why they are getting fat, obscene amounts of sugar in everything.

>>80913101
Hello office drone. Ever had a real job?

>>80913754

An I'm proud to be an Americ*n
Where at least I know I'm fat
And I won't forget the men who died
Of coronary heart attacks
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
But I can't so I'll just stay
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this laaaaaand
God bless the US-ACK!

>>80914077
she will cancel to give saya a boost

>>80914077
Hampter :3

i will now proceed to drink a whole 2-liter of cola

>>80913949
It's very real
If I show more examples the jannies will get me.

>>80914138
>crustaceans

>>80914170
me under the desk

>>80914067
Lg Baja blast victims are able to ball

>>80913586
What about 0 sugar artificial flavoring? It's pretty good.

>>80914138
Bummed that I never got a chance to try this

i am a woman

>>80914289
No you aren't, and never will be

can I have the muyudoro moving please

Is Lumi going to cancel another week's worth of streams?

>>80914275
You aren't missing out, they were pretty disgusting. My little brother got one a while back and I took two sips and felt sick for like 3 hours after that.

>>80913754
>>80914138
Reminds of this abomination.

>>80914345
yes, starting with the anniversary stream

>>80914345
hopefully

>>80913721
>>80912336
Surprisingly inoffensive with an aftertaste of campfire
I could tongue wash a bratty dragon that tasted like that for sure

>>80914345
>shoulder hort

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1813613653922595079
Don't believe her lies I was struggling to cum she spent all night jerking me off that's why its sore.

>>80914345
Shes so lazy and stupid

>>80914394
based. thank you for performing sayaience for us

wow this lumi girl is a whore

>>80914345
>shoulder hort

>>80914364
>2021
I still think of that Aqua outfit as being new...

>>80914345
>turn on AC
>plug in a fan
>ice bag
>drink/eat something cold
>cold shower
lumi is so dumb lol

>>80914345
She is so meek and pampered it's adorable.

>>80914077
Why does Eimi Doro vibrate during her streams?

>>80913953
Women do indeed talk about nothing of value.

>>80914546
you know why

>>80914394
This is the best news sayamanders have heard in a while.

>>80914472
Yeah, I love it.

>>80913953
Shiina did a whole stream about water bottles

>>80914546

>>80914626
Her advice to give a girl a waterbottle worked for me. She literally danced in excitement and I got my dick sucked that night. Thanks Shiina

>>80913754
>>80914067
This reminds me of Aqua's order.

>>80914715
That wasn't a girl

>>80914738
Anon? >>80914364

I drink water out of a gallon of milk bottle so I can remember to hydrate

>>80912415
>like they smoked weed together or some shit?
You still trying to push this?

>>80914644
Does the hampter chug energy drinks? That would explain a lot.

>>80914768
Shit, it's hard to post while driving. Forgot to check new posts.

>>80914772
>gallon of milk bottle

>>80914644
redpill me on "zero sugar" energy drinks

tummy hort
too much tiramisu

>>80914811
AIRI NOOOOOOOOO

phase girl for this feel?

How do we bimbofy pippa

>>80914826
Phase Connect coffee has no sugar and keeps you going all day

>>80914818
that's a correct statement don't you panko me

>>80914826
The cheaper they are, the tastier they become. Like seriously Monsters "no sugar" energy drinks are too fucking sweet.

>>80914856
>the reason why Airi got in so many accidents, is because she is the one hagposting here
AIRI, STOP DOING DUMB THINGS OR I WILL IMPREGNATE YOU (consensually, before, during and after marriage)

>>80914741
It was an oreo black girl

I stopped drinking caffeine beverages because I drink so much coffee energy drinks don't do anything for me

why is wemi's chat confused by charcoal as a medicine? charcoal is extremely porous and has an absurdly high surface area so it absorbs/filters stuff very strongly

>>80914644
Downing monsters with my totally platonic bro Ei-kun after school!

>>80914886
It may be technically correct, but no native speaker would call a milk jug a "gallon of milk bottle".

>>80915015
technically correct is the best kind of correct

>>80914989
Tards, probably. Charcoal is good for food poisoning.

I approve of Hooka haze becoming the new meta at least this is nice game

I'd be so fat if I had an Ember GF

>>80914480
Not too go off on too much of a tangent but I miss those earlier days where things were new and in flux. The entire vtuber industry feels so locked into a status quo and all growth completely stagnant and you need Doki levels of controversy to move the needle.

>>80914989
>>80915111
She was talking about eating charcoal her uncle was about to use for the grill. She thought it was candy.

lol

>>80915097
I got the point across with a 1/3 of the syllables. Verbosity is to be avoided.

>>80915316
lol

>>80915292
She can tell me that she drank vinegar as a kid, because it looked like lemonade, and i won't even blink. This woman is either very lucky or very sturdy. Probably both.

>>80915316
Hey, that's me

>>80915329 (me)
>with a 1/3
with a third*

Arguing about typos is so fucking reddit

>>80915097
it's confusing to read
i kinda get phrasing things weirdly but it should be " 'gallon of milk' bottle" for clarity
or, you know, "gallon milk bottle"

>>80915097
Based King. The Lion cares not for the opinion of ESLs.

>>80915411
What else are we supposed to talk about? Streams?

>>80915329
>>80915375
You've fallen off Pankoposter. You're done. Watch this: speling mistak, and, also, gramatical eror.

>>80915411
What's 4chan then

>>80915411
>trying this hard
You'd know all about that wouldn't you

I have never seen a gallon of milk in a bottle instead of a jug, is this some burger thing?

>>80904606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4eIoiWrUgU

>>80915571

>>80915591
you just fucking jinxed it you cunt

>>80915591
Seething

>>80915587
jug and bottle refer to the same thing.

>>80913260
>your language entirely displaced from society
>your name changed to sound more like the one replacing you
A national horror story.

>>80915587
No, they're jugs here in burger land. Only an ESL would call it a "bottle"

>>80915642
no they don't

>>80915591
If she cancels it's your fault

>>80915587
Milk comes in cartons generally but you can get them in smaller bottles

>>80915587
nah it’s a milk jug, it’s just a vocabulary issue (very forgivable) and not the part that’s hard to understand

Saya will cancel today.

>>80914644
I want to drink my delicious white sips, but only after pouring them in between Eimi's tits to use as a cup.

>>80915684
>ESL
NTA, Amerilards are actually the retards who don't know what jugs are. Those are bottles

>>80915696
they're both containers ESL man

>>80915842
That's a pitcher

>pcg so bored they're arguing about bottles and jugs