/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>80891770
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

2024 to date
Solo streams: 73
Collabs: 70
Twitch collabs: 5
Solo karaoke: 4
Members: 11

Nerissa's armpits, I lick

How are you Nerissa? I hope youre eating well I dont want you to disappear into thin air, you better be eating well! I had steak today along with a charcuterie board of Italian cured meats and cheeses, Im a fairly large meat eater but I eat everything. I grew up in the salt life so I eat a lot of fish and seafood, when you come back home I highly recommend you try some cioppino, its one of my favorite comfort foods. I recently switched from working out 3 days a week to now 6 days a week and I am so much hungrier these days. All I can think about is steak. Even now I could go for a steak sandwich or some prime rib. Prime rib is rad.
Whats your favorite type of meat? And dont have a dirty mind answering that! Im onto you...
>taylor swift
So I finally got around to listening to her new album. It blows lol, all the songs sound the same. Your single is honestly better, good job Nerissa, you did such a great job, youre a great singer and I am very happy for you! Keep up the great work woman.
>beds
Being away from home sucks I know, theres nothing like sleeping in your own bed. I really hope your morale is staying high Nerissa. I know theres days when you just must feel alone or highly stressed without a release but dont worry, you always have your family and they will always love you and whats more you have a future husband out there that is thinking about you and praying for you, plus God is always with you, so you are never truly alone. Dont forget to keep writing letters in your journal to your future husband! Ill even give you a nice writing prompt for today. What would you do on your ideal family outing? (your husband, yourself, and your children) where would you go and what would you do?
>>80826894
Pic related same energy. :( it genuinely makes me sad that youre sad nerissa. I dont like people being mean to you

Consensual nonconset with Rissa

Fucking stream woman! I need my fix of blue woman.

ope

I wonder... When was the breaking point? On which day did her excitement of visiting Japan and hanging out with senpais was finally replaced with the dread of having to do tedious work day in and day out for weeks on end for what will amount to at most 2-3 hours of content?

>>80895303
Damn when you put it like that it's fucking pointless

>>80895303
She is used to the recordings I'd think given the takes she does for covers. I'd say the bits and bobs of her her depression stem from a collection of things, being sick of some food, not being able to just go down and hug her mom or banter shit with her siblings or dad, play with her cats or her twin pupper, the fact that she is from the Midwest and baking in the sweltering Japanese heat whenever she wants to explore(I hated staying for a month in August and change in Texas being from the Northeast so I get it), can't readily see the cute girls she wants to see. A collection of stuff that sometimes causes her to get antsy and frustrated. She has lots of reasons shit pisses her off.

I keep telling myself that her busyness is actually because she's incredibly popular with her senpai, way more than she lets on, so she's going to be in like 25 3Ds and she has to learn a song, learn a dance, and make a recording for each one of them before leaving Japan.

>>80895835
I don't wanna be this guy but temper your expectations jailbro...

That's what I thought during the membies but alas...
https://x.com/zekken210/status/1742473690019778647/photo/1

>>80895808
>She is used to the recordings I'd think given the takes she does for covers.
Unlike recording a cover for yourself or even for a duet with a friend, cover has time constraints and deadlines that she is not allowed to bypass or postpone.
I think Advent being released so long after Council kinda made them forget just what kind of hell they can expect on their first Japan arc. I'm sure that Justice sees what Advent is going through right now and they will not be caught by surprise so much with the amount of work they will be expected to put in when their time comes.

Going for a small nap
https://x.com/Cosmikaizer/status/1813172126712799691/photo/1

>>80896253
forgot the fucking photo

I'm genuinely surprised she hasn't said a single thing about the collabs she'll be in this week. You'd think she'd mention them, since she likely won't stream solo.

>>80896039
Its probably the unexpectedness if a lot of things, since what is consistent with what Holomem complain about, its "we don't know when a lot of things go down until sometimes the last minute figuratively, the assignment is here and we gotta gogogo", so I'd guess what time they have to themselves is spent kinda frazzled because they could be called for whatever at any time. So it makes sense to stay at the apartment for when the call comes, rather than be halfway across the country sightseeing all the time. And since your colleagues are equally busy, hard to just do things, plus we have no idea (and shouldn't of course) of their proximity to each other. Its a mess, but Cover never seemed like a seasoned talent agency, for good and for bad. For good, the girls don't seem to most of the time worked like slaves, but for bad, when the heat is on (hehe), lots of stuff is jumbled up in a big mess and it can cause frustration for talents and staff.

>>80896396

I kissa da Rissa

>>80898461

Sexoooo

Place your bets: will Rissa post any update regarding her streams for the week, today?

>>80900664
lol
lmao

>>80900664
She will now

>>80900664
I still don't know if her lack of communication is because of shame, laziness, or forgetfulness. It's not "too busy" because she's still liking over 100 things every day and it would take 2 minutes to make a tweet like Biboo's.

>>80896441
I think about this, but you'd figure Wawa of all people would have told her about all of this shit with all the time they'd spent together and talking

>>80901314
I think she doesn't see a need for it which is... baffling. It's been an issue since what, March? She has made no effort to change it.

>>80901593
She's become unbelievably complacent, and it's reared it's ugly head more and more recently. Anyone who's watched enough streamers can tell she puts so little effort into it, and worst of all, she doesn't care.

>>80901472
What's even the point of adopting senpai culture for EN if the senpais aren't stopping Rissa from fucking up so much?

>>80901314
>she's still liking over 100 things every day
How do you know this when the likes are private?

>>80902155
No blue, but it seems like a failure from her, the senpai (if any of them actually tried to help), and management all around.

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencrofr more than anyone in the whole world

>Ravencrofr

>>80902838
Goddammit I did it again. I need to wait at least a few minutes after I wake up before posting

If she was allowed to be a vampire and was called Nerissa Ravencoffin instead, then she would like her job a lot more.

If she was allowed to be a doctor and was called Nerissa Ravencough instead, then she would like her job a lot more.

If she was allowed to be a futa and was called Nerissa Ravencock instead, then she would like her job a lot more.

https://x.com/PanPanMC4/status/1813544185082900839/photo/1

>>80904517
If she was allowed to have a cat costume and was called Nerissa Ravenyako instead, then she would like her job a lot more.

someone needs to give her an american style fatty burger so she keeps her fat ass

>>80904680
I'd rather have full-demon form Rissa

>>80904815
I still refuse to believe that there's not a single place in fucking Tokyo, which has like 40 million people, that doesn't serve an offensively unhealthy American burger.

>>80902392
https://nitter.poast.org/nerissa_en/
says the amount of likes

i dont post here but i really like nerissa

>>80901472
She's taken advice from her and input, but she has been saying things here or there, I know some people are desperate to hear anything, but its hardly been complete radio silence. Things are in the works, and we'll be notified when she has something concrete. Her MO has always been if its not set in stone, she usually doesn't say anything about it until it is.

>>80906704
Thank you, Rissa. Please make another nighttime asmr twitter space tonight to soothe my nerves.

>>80905093
cheese in japan is disgusting so cheeseburgers are mediocre at best

>>80907254
There's plenty of westerners there, surely some of them can import proper cheese.

>>80906704
All she has to say is "another week of hard work and prep, no schedule". Like cmon it's not hard.
>but its hardly been complete radio silence
Posting memes and then saying nothing else actually makes it worse.

STREAM TODAY LET'S GOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06bbpbSTD_g

>>80907627
The issue here is that its hot as balls, and she's probably scared to death of getting lost in Japan, so likely wouldn't feel comfortable just trawling all over Tokyo or wherever. It might have westerners, but just because they are western doesn't mean they have the same sensibilities. Pretty sure most foreigners who actually set up shop in Japan assimilate their sensibilities a bit. The seasoning isn't the same, the ingredients are different, the way its cooked is different, which affects how it tastes drastically sometimes.

>>80909526
SHE'S HERE
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1813588590632530199

It's week 51, Nerissa. There was a week earlier in the Japan trip that you skipped.

>>80909526
This is it jailbirds, this is the zatsu where she'll talk about what she's been up to instead of simply rambling about food or OSRS!

>>80909831
Surely she will realize that something is wrong when week 52 is more than 1 year from debut…

>>80909831
Anon, I think we've already established that Rissa doesn't aknowledge stuff she missed, like streams.

>>80909649
Just in case she is: love ya Rissa, don't worry about some people trolling or being neurotic, its cool. File those perms for Metaphor now, that new Atlus game, new ikemen in there that is up your alley.

I'm just worried she's going to turn lazy like Fauna and never do schedules again. The things I liked most about her was the fact that she kept to schedules and her karaokes. And she hasn't done either in months.

>>80910146
>File those perms for Metaphor now, that new Atlus game
nerigga i will slay you where you stand
stfu

>>80910215
Believe in the post JP renaissance. It will be the golden age of Rissa. I do. I have to.

>>80910291
Post JP is exactly when Fauna became lazy.

>>80910215
While that would absolutely suck, she's simply not that type. She's said that she painstakingly plan and follow her schedules and that she gets panic attacks when they don't go according to plan

I hate the Japan arc more than anything in the world.

>>80910335
I wrote this post.

>>80910215
Fauna may not make schedules but she sure as hell puts a lot of effort into her actual streams and she's reliable.

>>80910453
She used to and she used to be.

>>80910557
Ah well, guess we'll just have to disagree on that, anon.

>>80910557
She does cancel often but her streams are still higher quality than anyone in EN so she gets a pass. Also being the best yapper besides Kiara helps.

Confirmed to just be Nerissa and FWMC for the Advent collab on Thursday.
They asked her if she wanted to do something different because it was just them and she said no.
t. FWMC Morning

>>80911635
A white woman and her dogs
This gon’ be good

>>80911067
Everyone has flaws. I'd say that Nerissa really cares about her community, so she is a good middle ground of things where she tries new things but honestly wants to get her community involved in the things she likes. I was never the type that needed my streamer to be my sole source of everyday entertainment, so I'm not terribly mad about the Japan arc. Especially hearing from so many that Nerissa helps, and supports the other girls, so geek that she may be, she is being a kind, helpful geek to her colleagues.

>>80911635
>even biboo can't make it for just one stream
My hate for Cover has more than doubled since yesterday.
Instead of Regloss, they should have made a branch where girls aren't forced to be idols and can just stream forever.

>>80909649
Quick read through the comments and people are saying that they miss her and that it's hard. Glad it's not just here so she can feel some tension

>want to do something productive during Rissaless hours
>think about finally starting the EN fangame I wanted to make
>remember I have zero coding experience that isn't java/HTML/CSS

>>80911635
Time stamp
https://youtu.be/R2FYRYUA9Hk?t=2208

>>80913716
aren't most languages similar?

>>80911635
Well I guess they'll talk about JP food for 1 (one) hour then Rissa will wrap it up

>>80914100
That's for the stream tonight. The soundhound collab will be Nerissa raping Mococo for the full duration of the stream while Fuwawa reads the chat

>>80914100
Nigger

>>80913983
The process is, but it's also been 10 years since I touched anything
I'll just start out slow and work with godot or something simple

I hate this woman more than anything in those world. She's a leftist nut. I have to wonder how her (by her own admission) devout Catholic parents react to her shite. You know, the ones she lives with.

>>80912582
That's basically Fauna. She cares very little about the idol side of things.

I'm glad to hear from her, but the shitposting has been ridiculous, hopefully none of that is what spurred her and we just have a chill stream.

>>80914174
No.. Mococoeh's hole can't take it..

>>80913716
there's a ton of resources on PirateSoftware's discord. All free.

>>80912582
Hololive but VSPO

>>80915259
You don't know a thing about Fauna, stop shitposting about her here. Not /uuu/, not global, not catalog.

>>80915383
Thanks for reminding me. An additional rule then. In exchange for not requiring idol reps, they are forever forbidden from playing FPS.

Since the shork already did a citypop / 80s 3D live what kind of songs do you want for Rissa showcase?

>>80915504
Hey now, Destiny is fine, and we could have cool Jailbird raids.

>>80915795
I just want songs in English...

>>80915795
Nerissa could totally do her own. No offense to the sharkgirl, but citypop is Rissa's bag, nobody does Stay with Me in Holo better imo.

>>80916008
the best you can get is songs 50/50 in english and japanese

>>80916043
oh and I want to add that i know of one 2view singer-songwriter that didnt get in, she is at least competent at making songs dunno if they would be considered good since it is kinda hard to know what music that will pop off and not

>>80915430
touched a nerve

>>80913716
I was at one time planning to make a fangame for Rissa but I just don't have the motivation anymore with how flaky she's been for the past several months

>>80914967
maybe if you go left you’ll finally get some pussy, bud

>>80914967
You lost, whoreseph
You’re mind broken by her
As long as you keep obsessing over her, she owns your mind and you’re letting her do it

I'm gonna go to sleep so I can wake up at 3am for wife, good night /ope/

>>80917524
Nighty Night, Jailbro

>>80905651
>nearly 50k likes in one year
Damn, that's ~135 likes per day. And that's just on THIS account.

Where is the plap?

Rissa toes

Rissa's armpits produce pure water

>>80920164
What about her pee

>>80920305
Wait gonna taste test

>>80920632
"Here lies Jailbird the Brave"

Anon that raids then crossposts all their (You)'s in #
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/text/Love%20reading%20%2Fope%2F/

Don't think it's the schizo from that twitch collab this is one of the doxxfags

>>80922121
>/#/
Like I care what any of those subhuman number nerds have to say. They have no loyalty to any talent, only who has the highest numbers. I'm here for Rissa. If I wanted to hear the opinions of brain dead retards, I'd just ask our local Chairman Xi's Personal Dicksucker and Joseph

>>80922651
pardon?

You need to think positively

I am a positive thinker

>>80922121
#chimps don't enjoy things. They're soulless husks of a human. Pay them no mind.

>>80924390
Why deflect from the fact that someone samefags here then brags about it, it doesn't matter where it gets posted it matters that it's happening

why are they all so left

Why is Rissa so cute?

>>80924937
Consumption of cheese curds raises your cuteness levels
Trust me, I'm a doctor

>>80924937
Jailbird asking the right questions here.

>>80924981
So dairy is the answer, as I thought. Milk does do a body good after all.

Watching all these vods is giving me an itch to start up a fresh RuneScape account but I know it's a retarded grind and I'll never be able to give anything to Nerissa.

>>80925620
Do it for the catharsis of getting 99 fishing

AAAAAAAAAA A RISSA STREAM TODAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. i missed my wife so much, i just returned from the police station to file a report. (Both pic rel and not rel)

>>80925909
Glad you're fine Screamanon.

Why does nerissa capitalize the g when she says 'god'?
is she a chirstain like shiori?

>>80909526
>stream starts
>*yawn* jailbirds I missed you guys so much… what am I gonna talk about today? I dunno

For 1hour and she’s out.

>>80926467
Nah, she can make it to two hours. Agreed on the rest though.

>>80926193
No i'm Watabird. I just wanted to scream of frustration and pent up anger from today with the police. But i got Wissa to remove all negative energy from me today. I really need that

>came back from work and found out there's a stream tonight
RISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >>80926193 What's good my nerigga

>>80926228
considering her lifestyle, probably not. She's a fake Christian.

>>80926645
Whoops, sorry Watabird.
>>80926848
There's the b-wait a minute...Neriggabird and Screamanon were the same person?!

>>80926911
what lifestyle?

>>80927061
Nah I'm not the neriggabird
I just think it's fun to use

>>80927304
Gotcha.

Time for pizza tonight and a Rissa stream. Bliss.

Does Nerissa have the autism to keep playing Runescape once she reaches the point where she has to do shit on her own and can't get the princess play treatment? It feels like a large part of her engagement is being able to do things with Jailbirds.

>>80927061
It's okay. I have Rissa today. Just got out of custody since i was held unjustly by police for 2 hours. In the same street i had to do 3 alcohol tests (all negative, i didnt drink today), within 10 minutes of each other, with different machines, which agitated me a little because for what purpose? So they said i'm too rowdy and dangerous (i'm 5'7 but native Latam) and took me into custody. After lawyering for about 2 hours i was let out, since they held me unjust. So i immediately filed a complaint and a tort of unjust imprisonment against the Dutch State

>>80915259
She does care, but it's just that she's a lot more into idolshit as a fan rather than being an idol herself. She still enjoys being one obviously, but everything and all the work that goes on in the background for it can be a lot for her. And that's fine, not all of the girls can be a Kiara or a FWMC. Was bored and just felt like replying to 4 hour bait.

>>80927758 (me)
For 2 hours i was a jailedbird (solely explained the story so i could say this)

>>80927712
i think she does. we can princess carry her pretty much until she gets bored

>>80927164
the cunt-licking kind

>>80927822
You really lived up to the fanbase name. Glad its over for now. Also fuck the Dutch

>>80929599
FUCK THE DUTCH!!!

HNNNNNNNG NERISSA FEET
NEED NERISSA FEET IN MY MOUTH

>>80927712
No. If she didn't have the jailbirds giving her everything she'd already be done with the game. No way she'd actually grind for shit herself.

https://x.com/Keiseeaaa/status/1813670893622825220

>>80931258
What I wake up to everyday

>>80931258
nice risser

>>80930675
DONT FEET THE FEET

Nerissa Ranevfroct

>>80933524
Nerissa Ravenfrog

>>80931258
tits too big

Almost there...

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and became Brorissa, but maintaining either your age, or becoming 1 year younger than Nerissa if you're over 30?

>>80936572
Gay

>>80936651
Continue playing autistic map painters
Nothing changes

99 prayer when

WIFE LIVE

Oh. I just noticed it's a vertical stream.

ITS SHORTS

Shiori's jacket my beloved

I'm awake....

my risser has returned

first minute of stream and she's eating is some ugly girl behavior

>food

>rissa has grape candy
>I just finished drinking a grape fanta
SO LONG SUCKERS, I'M MARRIED TO RISSA

Oh man, we're starting with food talk? I knew it was inevitable but I was hoping it would come later, after talking about literally anything else she's been doing.

SHE CHUU'ED ME. (ME) SPECIFICALLY

Real fat fuck hours

AHHHHH THERE ARE FEMBIRDS IN CHATTTTT AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fembirds owe me sex

>12% Female audience

>>80939018
Fool! That was for me!

>11% female
Isnt that kinda a lot?

>>80939145
>>80939161
>>80939170
>"female"

welp there goes the Solo convo lol

>>80939196
any proof of trannybirds?

Can ERB fuck off, I blocked her everywhere but I can't block her if she shows up in another person's stream

>>80939170
I think it's above average but nothing compared to Marine

>Liz invades chat
FUCK OFF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE TIME WITH RISSA AND THE JAILBIRDS. SHE IS NORMALLY PESTERING A HOMO, SO WHY ISNT SHE NOW

>>80939243
Yup, the focus will be on talking to ERB now.

Can this red whore fuck off already

erb HATE

Fuck this I don't want to hear you talk to someone else

>>80939170
Relatively, yeah. She might have the highest amount of female fans in EN, keyword is might, though, because Kronii might have her beat. Things are pretty different in JP, though, I think Marine has stated she has nearly double that in the past.

>good news

>Sequel to THOSE Games
Oh god no

MY WIFE GOT HER CORN BASED PRODUCTS LETS GOOOO

>>80939385
Guess #shorts arc is coming back kek

let's go I LOVE RUNESCAPE

Oh fuck, not more of those shitty games.

>>80939385
Yeah, just released today. I saw it when I was browsing the store earlier

>>80939454
What games are in it?

>>80939428
4chen fucked your %

Maybe Jailbordium is like a side effect of watching Those Games streams

>>80939358
Kiara and Mori sit at the top of female fans in EN, it's a multi-way battle between the others that hover around 10% for third place IIRC

The red whore is literally spamming chat with "xD"

Is this whore just going to stay the whole fucking stream?

With that scream she is performing a mating call to me

>>80939505
Really? Always got the impression that Mori is more popular with the "so kakkoi" types and that most female HoloEN fans either tolerated or flat out disliked Kiara. Pleasantly surprised to know that I'm wrong.

>>80939523
>>80939537
Be respectful with her Kouhai.

>Suggesting more Justice collabs
Who the fuck said that.

>>80939537
I was hoping that this wouldn't happen since she's supposed to be sleeping by now.

ALBUM BROOOS

>>80939492
I can't believe it

There's the mystical secret project again. I hope it's worth it.

She's gonna release a full 30-min hentai animation

CANT ERB JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY!?!?

>>80939605
Both fit different archetypes of lesbian desire
Our babygirlfailure doesn't push quite as many lesbian buttons

>>80939650
No. I'm here for Rissa. I'm trying to ignore ERB, I want her to fuck off

1 ALBUM + 5 COVERS + FULL ANIMATED COVERS
I BELIEVE

>wheat flower fairy
how do the japs come up with this stuff

She's gonna fuck all of us onstream. Anything below that is nowhere near bliss.

She can talk to her literally at any time on Discord. A voice call. Anything. This is one of the few times we've seen her.

>#shorts
>no sub counter
is she getting better or just forgot?

ALBUM BROS. I need "Demon of Sound"(tm) so badly

>>80939827
Tell that to ERB nigger What is she gonna do? Ignore her? Plus this is a good way to get her talking, she's asking good questions and progressing the conversation instead of it looping back to food

How can someone be so sexy and be so damn adorable. Its not fair.

what's this stuff about chiitan and twitter ads?

>>80939875
probably forgot

>food again

>>80939892
No she's just asking stupid shit we already know like "What's your favorite San Rio" and "What's Culvers"

Rissa's outfit matches culver's color scheme, it could work

Tbh Rissa could definently make a Culvers ad

>Wants a sponsorship with Culvers
>Still not following them
Rissachama...

i wish i was american so i could understand rissa

>>80939994
He's was a mascot for the city of Susaki, but was released due to his violent tendencies. Later on, he just started buying up ad space to prevent other ads from showing up

>>80940063
Sometimes same, sometimes not

JESUS FUCK GO AWAY ALREADY

>>80940052
I saw you saying the same thing in chat. I know who you are.

>>80940052
they are actually very small wtf

well I'm not going to watch this stream anymore, thanks ERB

>>80940116
Anon someone already brought it up here several days ago wdym

>>80939270
Dang, 36%? I was thought it was 20%, and that is already quite high. Especially since she's one of the most popular holos

>>80940145
yeah go away please

Holy shit fuck off already

Holy shit fuck off already you stupid bong

Im unironically gonna report her for hate speech

shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan

I'm sorry but I'm going to end up anti'ing her. I've ignored her before but we get on solo stream in a week and she hijacjks it. Learn some etiquette.

I hope ERB stays around to make unicorns whine more

I actually closed the stream. I know nobody cares but this might be the final straw that makes me drop her.

Jesus fucking christ I hate this fucking stream. ERB is not going to leave because Rissa keeps giving her attention.

>>80940250
She's like this in everyone's stream lol

>>80940274
I don't care about that unicorn shit. I just want Rissa. I want to hear from her. I don't give a fuck about ERB, fuck off unless it's a collab

>>80940330
Yeah I know, and it's fucking terrible

>>80940052
It's probably a rule to not follow brand accounts on Twitter as to not muttle sponsorship opportunities. I can't think of any examples of a Holo following any specific brands that aren't directly involved with a sponsorship, like HYTE, or just the official COVER/Hololive accounts.

>wife happy and yapping
>somehow this is a bad thing
I didn't miss those raids

Now I know how Novelites feels when Rissa unrequested appears and ruins everything...

might as well just invite her on the stream at this point

>>80940274
Fuck unicorns and beggars. This is the first Rissa solo stream in a long time. I couldnt care about your stupid war rn. Erb needs to fuck off, i want Rissa Jailbird time. Not Rissa Erb Jailbird time

>>80940330
she showed up in Shiori's last stream, she ignored her, and never typed in chat again

fuck ERB all my homies hate ERB

>>80940374
I mean, here's Mcky Ds

ARADIA MENTION!

Y'know, at this point, I really don't know why I'm hoping for a good zatsu. She either talks about food or the handful of characters she's obsessed about. Both are fine in isolation but when she talks about it constantly, it gets old. And now the zatsu get hijacked by a coworker.

>>80940452
Oh, then I'm just wrong. It happens roru

You all should be grateful that ERB, the most talented Vtuber is there

It's the only solo stream ALL week. If she wants to watch fine but don't derail the stream. And yes it is derailing, we've heard all this 100 times before.

>>80940330
The novelites got lucky that she fucked off from Shiori so quickly.

>>80940481
Free to leave whenever instead of being an annoying whiny bitch
You're not even cute to make up for the kvetching

Drinking Malpha's breastmilk straight from the source
Getting a blowjob from Aradia and her split tongue

She is so excited to be able to explain all her family lore again;.

>>80940535
Love you too, jailbird.

She's so chuuni I fucking love her

>>80940516
this is my biggest problem rn. we havent seen her solo in a while and we get 30-40 mins of s1 recap zzzzz

oh god boring family shit

>>80940374
Doesn’t chammers tweet to the McDonalds twitter all the time?

>>80940386
Rissa doesnt spam chat, nor derail the whole stream but instead stays on topic.

>>80940530
thats cause Shiori ignored her

Jailbirds the cat is out of the bag at least one of you seething about ERB is a femanon

>another fucking xD
What is the thing called that is beyond antiing?

>>80940653
Too bad Rissa is too nice to do that

Nerissa's family's probably rich af.

Make up some new lore or an expansion pack for your brother, that Rome meme was astroturfed on TikTok a year ago now

>>80940685
Well duh most people in the midwest are wealthy

>>80940620
yeah, Rissa knows to not overstep. perfect example of this is shown if you just look at how much each of them type when they're in another members chat. ERB has probably sent more messages in a few weeks than Rissa has in almost a full year.

>>80940667
F*male posters continuing the trend of being the WORST fucking people on this board

well, this sucks, someone (you) me when ERV fucks off

Who the fuck is suggesting to open VC Jesus Christ.

>my manager might get angry
b-based...?

I apologize for ever saying anything bad about you, Mane-san.

>>80940879
me

>>80940776
A couple messages is fine but quite literally 100+ in one stream(which has happened multiple times) is excessive.

I want all these ERB beggars in chat to die

>>80940879
I will now do it to spite you for the fun of it

>>80940173
Seen a lot of female Ichimi, seen a few on this fuckin board.

global said you guys are melting down

Mane-san is probably baker-dono

Rissa the sex teacher ah ah ah

>>80940950
Who cares what global says?

>>80940386
As a novelite, I like having Nerissa in chat.
>>80940653
Shiori can't see chat due to the game. Lucky coincidence.

>>80940950
Like two retards, so the usual amount per split that make it really annoying

>>80940950
Global is a bunch of fags.

>Talk about Adven collab
>Right, there's gonna be an Advent collab. We'll probably just be talking.
>Talking about what?
>idk
Great, thanks for expanding on that Rissa.

>>80940950
That explains the raid

>>80940950
What's new?

>>80940950
That's putting it lightly. My heart is charcoal black full of hate.

>>80940950
ERB the pig hijacked our only solo stream of the week

Imagine Nerissa spends 2 hours getting all dressed up and putting on makeup for you, and invites you over to her house. She has such an excited look on her face, expecting to have sex with you, but Brorissa interrupts your conversation and starts talking to you about the Roman Empire. Nerissa sits there horny and frustrated while she listens to you two argue over whether the Byzantine Empire or Holy Roman Empire was superior


It was the HRE btw.

>>80940950
go back.

>>80941013
According to Fuwawa she said:
>I just wanna talk about how much we love each other
Then Fuwawa called her stinky and that's it

>>80941013
Woman moment

>>80941012
>>80940978
They've been nicer to Rissa and to talk about her with than you retards for weeks
And that's not a good thing

>>80941097
Cool go back there nigger.

>>80941097
lol no they haven't

I paused the stream and waited for the ERB chat to finish up 5 mins ago, guess its still not close to being done?

>>80941068
>holy
>roman
>empire

Oh no

Fuck you for this Rissa

okay now it's over fr

HAHAHAHAHA IT'S OVER SHE'S GONNA BE ON VC

im killing myself

fuck ERB man...

Fuck I missed the IRyS mention what did she say

why...

Sorry, I'm done with you now. You just seriously don't get it. One solo stream all week and it can;t even be a stream to talk to us.

kek maybe that Liz hater fuck was onto something after all

>>80941177
Fuck off, Voltaire

C’est fini

I will turn off stream, someone let me know when it is over

Fucking hell.

bye.

>>80941140 (Me)

>>80941209
>>80941217
>>80941221
>>80941222
>>80941261
>>80941282
>>80941286
>>80941288
oh...

You think you hate ERB enough, but you really don't.

>>80941140
ERB is probably the most autistic EN holo hands down. I really don't want to shit talk the mentally challenged.

Liz will join
You containment breaking retards will bitch in comments
Nerissa will get upset by it
Jailbirds will get even less in coming weeks
I am the prophet, my word is concrete

>>80941274
Nerissa said they talked about Gas Gas Gas being an amazing song and Nerissa said she can't listen to it without wanting to get a speeding ticket

>>80941374
Stop abusing the Korobird

HAHAHAHA NOW IT'S JUST YOU AND ERB LMAOOOOOOOOO

She'll probably get bonked really hard because the first collabs have to be something special and this is technically one

LMAO Fuck this shit, I'm off to watch Gigi
first solo stream in a while and it gets ruined by ERB

>>80941374
i really wish i had a korone punching reaction image

>>80941447
That rule is retarded and should be protested
When in doubt, FUCK management

Someone in chat should ask ERB if she produces breastmilk

>>80940426
>>80940347
apologize

How many times are they gonna post the same message

Well whatever then I just won't watch while she's there

Should I even bother saying something in the VOD comments or just drop her? The state she's in now, I doubt she'd even take constructive criticism.

>>80940950
I guess you were right

>>80941447
Probably not, unless she's right about her manager bonking her. Mumei's first collab with 3/4 of Justice was just standard OW2.

>>80941447
Mumei literally played overwatch with them...

>>80941447
kiara already broke that rule with raora. its retarded to begin with

>>80941538
You should kys

>>80941538
You'll never leave, you'll continue acting like a weird abusive BF instead of someone enjoying content and cheering someone on
Fucking retard

Get ERB'd

>>80940286
the bit about Aerith not missing the shot didn't do it for you?

>>80941588
>Raora
It was like 3-5 mins and Kiara was just reading SCs

I like ERB

>>80941619
I just won't watch this part. Simple as that

>>80941538
Comments will just make her double down.

OMG MY OSHI IS ON
Holy shit, ERB is the best. You guys are so lucky to have her on stream

>>80941588
I wouldn't put it past Kiara to have overstated what the "rule" was to begin with and the fans exaggerating what they heard even more

Nerissa takes a shit faster than me... I've been eating my vegetables too...

>>80941538
I think you should, I will, obviously while trying to be as polite as possible... I just don't like ERB, and if those two get along well together it's not a problem for me but at least let us have normal solo streams

i guess she didnt wanna hang out with us today as much as she said

I can't fucking go on with this. Let me know when she leaves.

holy shit my Alexa activated

>I missed you guys
>oh wait let me talk to this other Holo the whole time and then invite her into VC

>>80941617
What content? We haven't had schedules or karaoke in months. We have zatsus except she never talks about all the stuff she's doing in Japan. Did you know she went on another date with Fuwawa the other day? You wouldn't if you watched only Nerissa, because she'll never talk about it. Continuous OSRS spam is fine I guess but not when it's the only thing she does. And before she discovered OSRS it was just vertical spam and kusoge.

>>80941637
do /here/ chuds really?
she's a white woman from the suburbs of one of the bluest states...

Shrek 2 > 1 > 3 > 4

>>80941699
Don't beat yourself up about it. She had me suck it out with full force. I even licked it clean. It was an unfair comparison.

What the fuck it's my wife Liz.

>>80941791
I really wouldn't have cared if they had a proper zatsu collab, I'd watch it. But come on man what happened to the solo stream...

>>80941538
haven't you heard? Your comments don't get out if you tell her the truth. I should know, they are all hidden by her and her goons.

>>80941793
Don't reply to the obsessed Brooklyn jew, he's still just butthurt she rightfully called out GRRM for being a shit writer and has been seething for months

Hasn't seen a single one lol, showing her age, both of them

the meltdown is impeccable

>>80941791
Elizabeth is literally a part of her lore, they're practically built to be collab partners

When she came for Jurard I said nothing, as I was not a Jurard-watcher

When she came for Octavio I said nothing, as I was not an Octavio-watcher

When she came for Nerissa, there was no one left to say anything

>>80941803
i think i might vomit.

As long as Liz doesn't stick around too long I don't mind the surprise vc, this is a slightly different path for a stream and even if we're starved of Rissa solo zatsus I can't say it would've been all that special or worthwhile comparatively anyway

Name one thing bad about ERB aside from the fact that she loves and communicates with the homos

>>80941511
Here anon, I made just for you

rissa can’t multitask

>>80941988
british

>>80941988
Taking over a stream like she just did?

>>80941988
You need more?

>>80941981
Having someone there actually helps her stick to a topic instead of going full ADHD brain
Rissa should keep a notepad while streaming and jot down mini notes on the current topic in case she gets sidetracked, doing that helps me when I need to focus

>>80941988
Not respecting boundaries

>>80941981
Stick around too long? We're an hour in and she's been here the entire fucking stream. Plus Rissa will call it at 2 hours like always.

>>80941900
i have every right not to like her.>>80941793
not an excuse. Her parents are devout Catholics. If my mother saw my sister posting shit like that...

You can tell how much they've talked in the past.

That was nice.

>>80941988
British
Will leave 100+ messages and derail the stream

That was genuinely fun, glad I had the thread off

you guys suggested vc on chat, this is all your fault. I'm gonna take a break for awhile.

>>80941988
She isn't giving me an extremely awkward handjob right now

Hi, I unironically wished did not get out of Jail today. I would have not gotten the hope of a Rissa solo stream. I would have not hyped myself up. I would have not been this level of down rn. I fucking hate ERB now, i will anti her and i hereby summon watamage for a mega ERB yab tomorrow

She’s gone (from vc)

I can't wait for the collab ban to be over so the bitch can fuck off and go bother the homos instead of having to pretend she cares about Hololive

>>80942133
>you guys
Not a single person in this thread did

>>80942133
bye bye, nobody is gonna miss you

my bad, the fartplay went awry

>>80941988
Inserting yourself into other Hololive member streams is so insanely retarded it's not even funny
There's a difference when you have an established rapport with the person over half a year or a year and you show up for a bit to cheer them on, but come on man. You're not a casual viewer, the name carries way more weight than that and your chat is going to be polarized if you're casually chatting as a Hololive member in it

>>80942067
Nerissa doesn’t have ADHD

Sorry, I cummed in Rissa’s eye

who punched you in the face? That was me, I socked you so hard for proving that every vtuber is the same cunt-licking leftie whore.

>>80942082
I meant VC, it wouldn't be the first time Rissa started going lore diving in a solo stream anyway. I don't really care if she's in chat but she oughta stay there

>>80942154
Watabird... what happened to you

>popping into say hi
Ok
>spamming messages, taking over chat
Not ok

Does this help? It's terrible etiquette and this taking over other streams shit is something Nijisanji got clowned on for.

>>80942159
Thanks.

>>80941988
Her accent is the worst British accent possible. She has such a small amount of knowledge of Hololive that it's obvious to everyone that she's just a poser. She's still shipping Takamori in 2024. She disrespects her senpai in general, and went as far as just referring to Sora as "Sora." No honorifics at all. She doesn't respect boundaries, for both Homos and Holos. She doesn't know how to identify bait. Her streaming content is some of the laziest I've seen, and she sucks at streaming in general. More dead air than a funeral. She sucks at games, too, probably the worst in EN. She doesn't even know how to pronounce Japanese correctly, so the one thing that she's good at, singing, is almost useless due to perms.

Alright, we are back in business Jailbirds

hey, bitch, I wonder if your dad saw your thing about not missing the shot

>>80942083
You're a miserable little lout, that's what you are.
How dare you bring up your poor mother into this conversation, how do you think she'd feel if she knew that her son spent the better part of his day stalking some woman over the internet and badmouthing her?
She'd be in tears, the poor thing, I'm certain she tried to raise you better than that and to be a nice young lad instead of acting like some scumsucking bottomfeeder.
You should be making something of your own life instead of wringing your hands over other people, you are a LEECH otherwise, do you understand that?
You're not going to get your channel off the ground spending all day acting like a disgusting school shooter, go and better yourself, seriously.

>>80942159
thank you

>>80942320
i don't care about that honorific garbage, this isn't an anime in subs, weeb trash.

>>80942233
Not now joe

>>80942281
sucks because it's changes from holo to holo, She tried the same shit with Fauna but she just treated her as a normal chatter leading to ERB leaving early, but of course Nerissa gives her full focus and stuff like this happens

>>80942361
handwringer? A handwringer does not speak.

>>80942219
>Nerissa doesn't have ADHD
>can't hold a topic without getting distracted
>bounces her leg while sitting and had to occupy it somehow (which caused her to accidentally play footsies with Mococoeh)
>fidgets constantly
Jailbird, I don't know how to tell you this, but..

>>80942331
Nobody cares, Joseph

>>80942399
>Jurard-senpai

>>80942399
Know where the fuck you are, tourist. I know this is bait but COME ON. You can't believe that using the term "weeb trash" on a VIRTUAL YOUTUBING BOARD ON FOUR FUCKING CHAN is going to work. Even if (You) don't like it, it's the standard and is respected by every single member on a regular basis.

jesas this split is /baubau/ levels of shit

>>80942466
Because Rissa is a bad streamer and I rightfully posted above it's her fault too for enabling in. Don't say you miss your fans and plan a solo stream and immediately do this.

>>80942471
Why not? It's right there in the open, without an ounce of shame. And they are ALL like this.

>>80942469
Look at the rest of the fucking post, Joseph, I don't care if you're crying
What are you doing with your life, other than wasting it kvetching about some woman you don't even fucking know and has no effect on your life?
Stop acting like some weird political extremist, go back to school, get a job, go BE something instead of a leech on your family
Again, your mother would fucking cry if she saw the way you spend your day

>>80942255
Okay i will not anti her (actively) but i will not fucking stand by this injustice. She had hijacked my happy place. I wont forgive that. It was supposed to be a Rissa solo stream. If it was a planned collab i would have entered it with that mindset.

Jailbirds are the worst fanbase. They're all self-entitled to the degree where they can't stand Nerissa talking to another holomem because it takes attention away from them.

>>80942541
oh so it's you again, faggot
kek

>>80942541
Weren't you the one who said they'd leave and never come back?

What kind of ghetto school did she go to, she probably fucked a ton of blacks

Nerissa has such a cursed life

>>80942547
You’re just mad you have no foreskin lol

>>80942518
i don't do it, you can't make me. I have no respect for this woman to begin with.

Looks like ERB also fucked off from chat, guess she went to sleep

Rissa, the problem is that you've once again gotten one-guyed. Comments like that are inevitable.

>>80942612
>>80942618
No, and a good streamer, like Shiori and Fauna, didn't enable her bullshit and went on with their solo stream.

>>80942621
sorry cuck but in MN blacks can't breath

>>80942677
I can smell your pits a mile away sis

They ARE lore accurate enemies to lovers, and they WILL have sex.
No you can't watch.

she's still in chat

>>80942658
Where's the reply, Joey boy? >>80942601
Go show what you do all day to your mother before someone else does it for you

>>80942658
Then leave. Better yourself. Have a life that revolves around things that you're passionate about positively for a change.

>>80942719
rare good post in vtuber hell

>>80942780
refer to >>80941358

>>80942677
CC spent a minute responding to her and than carried on with her stream too

>>80942719
based
>>80942621
i'm not surprised that whoreseph is a cuckold

She's calling me to mate, adios nerrigas

>>80942757
No, they won't. Instead ERB will be NTR'ed by Shioraven time and time again.

>>80942757
>Basically dragged Shiori into an awkward ship with an OC daughter only to throw her away like an used tampon the moment aother girl debuts.