/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>80858025
Lazy fuck

Sex with a fembud.

>>80858145
I don't mind a dead fish in bed. Pun intended

Gura's tummy says it's excited for all the honey that will be waiting for it in the wasp nest when Gura gets back.

Day 2! Give it up for day 2!

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>80858196

>>80858267
>Wasps nest
So is there a reason she doesn't just simply hire an exterminator?

>>80858305
what the fuck I thought it saved the nonfucked name

>>80858350
Gura's tummy wants the honey out of it.

>>80858377

>>80858350
why does gura let mold grow on her dishes?

>>80858540
Speaking of that... she was leaving her house and we all heard her dishes rattling. She's going to come back to a mold and wasp living in harmony kingdom.

>>80858540
Because she's lazy?

Will there be any fembuds playing WC3 customs tonight

>>80858417
What, you think anything that flys make honey? Only bumble bees make honey you baka dumbud

I'm going to kill every bee and wasp on this planet for gura

>>80858848
You can kill wasps but bees are actually important.

>>80858848
who will pollinate our flowers then?

>>80858774
regular bees make honey too, way more than bumble bees in fact

>>80858894
>>80858910
I'll pollinate all the plants myself

>>80858910
nta, I don't condone the extermination of bees, but bees aren't the only insects that pollinate

Kill the inventors of the croc for creating such a defective product.

>>80859184
retard, Gura loves crocs

>>80858910
>bee holes in the helmet, too.
Gura...

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Gura is the perfect girl for sexual bullying T u T

>>80859640
samen

MY wife

Goob's Brain Game with Advent and Justice when

Gurass

MY Gurandma

>>80859759

>>80859759

>>80860211
>>80860318
For every kill, another 9 takes its place. Try as you might Gutsbud, but I will always come back to ryona your sweet little sharkwife. Muhahahaha. Muhahaha.

>>80860484

>>80860121
Chumbuds want to goose this

>>80860861
Gura Joe or Gawr Joe?

>>80860978
chu

>>80860939
immediate and instant correction

>>80860939
yes, all gura artists should do their feet reps

Man the catalog is like shoving garbage down your throat. I don’t even see sports fans act like this and they’ll actually kill over rival teams

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

I should’ve listened to showerbud. I goomed too many times in my shower and now my drain clogs up

>>80860861
Is there an image of Gura doing the naked Ellen finger painting

>>80861272
catalog threads are for newfags and women

>>80861324
Would. Would. Double would. Absolutely unequivocally would.

>>80861324
rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

Gura should show her tummy on her next outfit.

>>80861497
What has her tummy been saying?

>>80861315
I didn't know you could clog your drain with goom

SAME-BEAAAAAAAMMMMUUUUUUU

>>80861685
I didn’t know either, I even questioned showerbud in disbelief. Now I rape what I sowed

>>80861835
>>80861685
How did you not know that goom and water aren't exactly a good combination?
It basically turns into glue and sticks everywhere

>>80858025
Is it true that Gura is tired of being famous?

>>80861315
I WARNED YOU!!! BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!!! YOUR OWN HUBRIS AND HORNINESS HAVE DAMNED YOU TO A LIFE OF ANKLE HIGH SHOWER WATER!!!! NOW SUFFER!!!!!!!!!

>>80861954
I try not to pee in the shower

>>80862005
are you ever going to post a random girl that's as cute as gura?

>>80862209
Don't worry chumbie. It shouldn't be hard to unclog your tub

>>80862123
Peeing in the shower is fine though. Everyone does it.

>>80862133
what about this girl?

>>80862431
wrong thread
>>80862230

Baguraette honhonhon

so how many months is she gonna be gone this time?

You guys wanna play a guessing game?
What cartoon character laughs like this:
>Ha-haha. Ha-haha-haha.

>>80862675

>>80862692
Mandark

What da chumbies doin?

>>80862789
Correct!!!!

>>80861476
Well I didn’t expect defense of pedos

>>80862789
wtf I knew it but it's been so long that I saw that show that I secondguessed myself. go 20 year younger me

>>80862811
Still looking for my purpose. Having hard time. Haven’t left bed.

>>80862811
Training herblore in osrs

>>80862573
You could start reporting

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>80862782
La basé

>>80862900
maybe reddit is more your speed

>>80862998
im so sorry.....

>>80862811
waiting for spectrum tech to fix my internet

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>80863019
>>80863143

>>80862573
I thought you were my friend.

>>80863019
>>80863143
>>80863156
fuck off antis

>>80863131
fucking spectrum

>>80863131
My spectrum didn’t work either when I first moved in. I wonder how work life is for a spectrum field tech. Like I wonder if they ever see some hot shit like pizza delivery drivers do.

>>80863002
NTA but either the jannies are ignoring me or they are asleep

>>80863088
Being poor is not that bad... right?

>>80863365
they must be asleep because they are ignoring me too

>>80862811
I am playing civ6

>>80863439
I want to play OSRS all over again because I feel like I cheated by just power leveling skills while standing at the GE.

>>80863365
>>80863459

Love me wife

>>80863727
I made this post

I really really love my silly little shart.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>80863813
It's okay chumby, you can admit you love Gura

>>80863586
Some skills are a chore, so cheating on those are ok in my book.

Well.... I got nothing else to play. I guess I'll just preorder this shit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wAh4FangiA

>>80863586
Herblore is cancer
Id rather train agility or runecrafting
my first 99 in OSRS was runecrafting death runes and my 2nd was 99 agi on rooftops
Herblore is way worse than those, because at least I get to play the game

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build famlies together.

>>80862811
I'm re-watching solo leveling

>>80863081
Weird time to be edgy considering what’s currently happening.

>>80864452
what is happening?

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>80864583
ye

>>80864583
Oui oui monsieur

>>80864585
Nothing much. Just looking at all the different chicken nuggets I can buy from Walmart. Wbu?

>>80864583
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I'm feeling eepy today and I want my mommy to tuck me in early...

>>80864891
How about you tuck your peeny and show me that fruit basket of yours

fellows... are we joining the EDF on the 25th?

>>80865154
I'm on the side of the bugs. First Gura's house, then the world.

>>80864891
Anti

Are we all creepy perverts?

Bees beegone.

The momma Gura begins sadistically tearing her baby dino’s arms off as it wails in pain. The situation is grim.

>>80865657
>*Li touchí*

My shipment of superworms came in and they are all dead. Fuck the heat

>>80865773
So much for them being “super”

>>80865773
>>80865857
yeah super dead :D

>>80865913
*Wizzes*

do you think Gura knows what past gura is thinking?

i have just finished cumming inside of gawr gura

i have just finished cumming inside the anon who finished cumming inside of gawr gura

>>80866056
H-hot…

>>80866056
im willing to accept this price

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>80865857
I'd be laughing if I didn't pay money to ship them to me

Wife soon?

Garlic Bread

Knife…..spooooooon!

>>80866547
Maybe you can grill them or something to make them tasty.

>>80866786
I scattered them outside. Maybe the wild birds will appreciate it

>>80864891
Go to bed chumbabooey.

>>80864583
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!! SHE HAS THE BIGGEST SHARK TAIL EVER!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!!

For King and Cunny!

Peroccino here
I have a surprise for you bozos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=719aU3tgxpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=719aU3tgxpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=719aU3tgxpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=719aU3tgxpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=719aU3tgxpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=719aU3tgxpo

YOU'RE WELCOME

Also, don't forget to watch Fuwamoco's 3D debut okay? Those 2 puppies are working really hard for it. GOT IT?

>>80867040
Thanks, Mococ- I mean Pero.

>>80867040
We had one of these posted already, but thanks, also good luck to your puppies.

>>80867040
It's always nice to have a second recording I guess. There this one out there already:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s52MOcXkoOs

Is this George with rtx enabled?

>>80862998
nice! If you have use for Deaths' coffer fees making Bastion potions can be pretty nice, you can toss them in and not run a net negative in terms of gp/xp with great rates. Even better if you make the blood cadantine unfs yourself, but you do you.

>>80867682
I'm only level 65, but I'll get there sooner or later

>>80865344
>I'm on the side of the bugs.
But Gura is telling us to join the EDF...

>>80867867
that's not too bad then, considering with amulets of chemistry (and without) a lot of that level range "super" pots are not the worse xp/gp. Rock on, shrimp.

>>80867262
That one is unlisted so this one is better.

>>80866982
Anti

>>80867040
I don’t respect shills

>>80868241
fuck off anti

>>80861685
you can't, goom turns sticky for a bit and then breaks down into a liquid again after like 20 minutes, it's just an urban myth that it clogs drains. Hair and grease are what clogs them

>>80863131
huahaha

>>80868783
I need to get fiber too one day

you used the goodsmile form to beg for atlantean gura right?

>>80868938
i dont think it makes a practical difference anyway unless you have 5+ people using the internet or you're transferring huge files a lot. steam caps out at 8mbps for example
>>80869114
already did

>>80868938
u better get that psyllium powder from the grocery store. its really easy to mix up

>>80867040
white shirt guy pov is the one that was posted here after the panel

Gura cute Gura cute!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I still need to plan my new york trip. Why am I like this.

>>80869217
>steam caps out at 8mbps
it fluctuates a bit, I'll grant you that, but still
also I think this is peak hours or something because I've definitely gotten my whole 110MB/s speed before

>>80864583
nyo!

I spent too much money today buds...

>>80871985
On what

>>80871985
what did you buy chumbie

Falcom chumbies, do you like Ys or Trails more?

>>80871985
same desu

>>80872196
I've only played trails in the sky. I should really replay it

>>80872593
So far the crossbell arc is my favorite. Tio a cute.

Chumbies, I should really be doing deadlifts at my Gym but I can't stand seeing anal camel toe from the bitch bending over in front of me.
>Things that never happen
Yes it happens and I fucking hate it.

>>80866610
At the very least in the beginning of august but who knows, we might get some surprise streams every now and again

>>80872178
>>80872182
Fishin stuff

>>80872796
I don't know why those ladies wear those super tight pants when they don't want you looking

>>80872182
Does this hurt her tail

>>80873762
Gura's tail bones are like rubber

lonely shark

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

I will keep her company as the last chumbie.

>>80875347
>*Lo touché*

>>80875710
In your dreams tubby. The only thing you’ll be keeping company with is that big stummy of yours

>>80876350
Patting her head is fine, just make sure not to rub it, lest she goes bald.

>>80876412

>>80876743
faster

>>80876758
she'll goom if you pet too fast

>>80876062
Sh-shut up!

Just wanted to say, you were right. It hasn't been 6 days. It's been 5 days.
It's still happening, though.

>>80877696
Still wrong

I wanna taste Gura's birthday cake flavored lips

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

Gura smelly butt status

>>80879834
Stinky

>>80879924
There’s no way Gooba is that tone. This is the girl who likes to wear chocolate smeared sweatpants

>>80877783
I have proof.

Does someone still have the links to the meme videos Gura talked about last stream, or am I gonna have to do my thread reps.

DINO GURA ALERT

Oh shit the dino !!!

>>80880069
Nah. You're clearly just a retard who doesn't know how steam works.

>>80880279
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>80880357
The change happened on the 11th. It's literally on wayback.

>>80880279
rubrubrubrubrub

>>80880469
Thanks for proving my point.

Look the retard who's never right about anything is back.

>>80880279
hoocha

>>80880641
Post the real one.

>>80880548
I guess numbers just stopped on the 11th for no reason after months, huh?

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>80880816

Not sure why you'd lie if you knew it's been completely different lately and started being different 5-7 days ago.

>>80881118
Retard

>>80881118
You should look up invisible status. You clearly don't know about it. There's even a way to see if someone is online even when they are set to invisible. Retard

>>80880279
nice but I still want a rerun of the sameanko design

Whatcha gonna do when THIS comes for tou?

>>80881267
I don't follow. I was talking about the weather, anon.

Is schizo being a retard that's wrong again for the nth time?

have you ever noticed how each character our schizo plays never shows up at the same time

It's been 5 days since the temperature's increased. It sure is nice that it stopped getting hotter just in time for Gura's break.

>>80881588
You just noticed?

Which Gura would win in a fight? George and Dino Gura are valid answers too.

Even when we know what Gura is doing this guy always comes in like a contrarian denying reality to make our wait for her more excruciating. Always timed like that.

It took so long for more dino merch to come out

>>80882084
Dinogura is the strongest gura variant

>>80880279
Did Gura mean this when she was talking about the Dino merch?

>>80882454
Nyo, theres probably going to be bigger and better dino merch

Hmm. I just thought of something.
Thank you whoever it was that posted the trailer here the other day.

>>80882115
his timing lines up with a certain chumbud's shitposting outside this thread. so i've learned who that schizo is retaliates for.

>>80882115
If the temps kept rising, I'd have nothing to say. Funny that they always stop whenever she travels.

I think I should stay clear from the thread for a while chumbies. I don't like when the weirdos start spamming the thread.

goob?

>>80882749
Just use the magic key, chumbie.

How many dinos should I buy?
How many dinos will the chumbies buy?

>>80882636
*retaliates for (for being more than one)
also he relies a lot on your ignorance and sounding confident for this specific character; it's another larp

>>80882673
Are you the knuckle dragging retard that thought Gura didn't travel to Taiwan "alone" because of that same reasoning, but then got btfo'd to hell and back when it turned out she was with staff? You have a long history of being wrong with this in fact.

>>80882673
There's two reasons why they stopped rising, but you clearly can't even put in a bit of effort to look it up

>>80882749

Gura must have really become a wizard and learned how to control the weather.

>>80883035
Did the Antarctic glaciers stop melting?

>>80882749
my dinos are not spam

>>80883108

>>80883055
clearly just gawr in a dino costume

>>80883055

>>80883066
She can literally summon lightning!

>>80882982
>when it turned out she was with staff?
What else did she do "with staff", anon? She sure was there for a long time and even asked us for recommendations for places to visit, and yet she never talked about any of it except that one single dinner with her manager.
You do realize that just because staff ate one dinner with her, it doesn't mean no one else was there, right?

I think /ggg/ is the only thread with a dinogura culture.

>>80883288

>>80883035
Are you sure?
>>80882574

Why is this shitposting always so cryptic and nonsensical? How are you even supposed to report it

Gura's tummy says it's about to give birth

I see, Gura's traveling right? So someone decided to dust off this type of shitposting. I totally didn't see this coming.

>>80883523
Can't go wrong with trolling outside of /b/

>>80883337
>She sure was there for a long time
She never even said how long she was there for retardchama, it could have been as little as two days.

>>80883523
>why is this shitposting always so cryptic and nonsensical?
Because 99% of it is made up.

Remember that time the same retard was wrong about Gura before her second birthday stream, the one where she was actually spending time with Ame prepping for meeting the rest of Myth?

>>80883337
Is this your cope now to save face?

>>80883744
Thats why its annoying. He could be spamming randomly generated passwords and it would achieve the same affect.

>>80872196
Trails. But I would be the first to admit that it is very much an acquired taste and totally unsuitable for streaming. I would love to see one of the Holos try Ys though.

>>80882844
I respect your diligence outside these threads, anon, but I can assure you I really don't know what you're talking about. I think if someone were posting here as retaliation, they'd probably be very direct about it.

>>80884013
When are you going to leave /ggg/ anon. I'm tired of you.

>>80883662
She wouldn't be asking for itinerary recommendations the day she was leaving for Taiwan if she only planned on being there for a day or two in order to attend meetings.
Reminder that it was a scheduled tweet that she messed up the timing of.

>>80884160
Anon stop spamming

>>80884013
all you've done with that post is convince me i'm right even more. you think you're able to hide your writing style but I see through it.
this is you again.
>>80884160

Since it seems like its the same idiot from the Taiwan rrats, I feel less intimidated by the vagueposting.

>>80883922
It's literally the same thing I've said since she left for taiwan. The original cope (yours) was that she was going with Ame because Ame was radio silent like Gura. But then Ame announced she was back home, ruling that out.

Chumbies how do I leave /ggg/

>>80884317
It was staff. Just stop please. You're making a fool out of yourself again.

>>80884160
>She wouldn't be asking for itinerary recommendations the day she was leaving for Taiwan if she only planned on being there for a day or two
The original tweet was meant to be sent before she went but obviously wasn't. Also there isn't a single thing about that tweet that implies she was going to be there an extended period of time you fucking autist. Then when she corrected herself she only asked for food recommendations, which also doesn't indicate anything about her stay. You're literally just grasping things from thin air at this point. Retard.

Do people actually prefer this shitposting to being comfy?

>>80884479
>people

>>80884479
I've given him two replies I shouldn't have and he's getting nothing else from me. He'll probably spend the rest of the night arguing with himself now though.

>>80884275
I'm not hiding anything, anon. That other person accused me of being someone that made the same observations that the weather stopped when she traveled for fes and the taiwan trip. (Actually, it reversed, then stopped).

>>80884479
Shitposters see a comfy /ggg/ and their lizard brains can't allow it.

>>80884383
pls stay

>>80884479
Since I know this shitposter I don't care about his posts. I guess I get the urge to reply in case there are new buds in the thread that don't know him. I'll stop.

>>80884718
I've become too serious these days. I wish I can laugh at the sillyposting like you chumbie

>>80884417
Why do you think it is that no one hangs out with Gura when she travels to japan anymore? The only time anyone ever mentions spending time with her in Japan is when their at the office or studio.
Do you think she's really just that busy and can't even go to dinner with the others?
Or do you think maybe she doesn't need anyone else's company, since she already has her own?

Hey buds you guys remember on the last Japan trip when Gura and Ame went for a morning walk together?

>>80884730
Does /ggg/ still get newbuds?

What would sex with Dino Gura be like?

>>80885099
newbuds mostly go to the discord from what i've seen. i don't think we have a regular in here that has been a chumbud for less than a year
>>80885144
T o T

>>80885144
T u T

>>80885144
tight as fuck, dino gura is smaller than gura

>>80885144

>>80884730
You don't have to take my word for it. No one does. Simply watch the forecast yourself and see as it doesn't change anytime soon.

>>80884415
I'm so happy for Shion.

>>80885144
This is just Gura in a Dino costume

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.

>>80885539
No, that's a young dino Gura shedding.

>>80885144
Holy fuck

>>80885036
It was also nice when she hung out with Bae, IRyS and Mumei in Mumei's hotel room during Fes.

>>80884730
Don't reply to it chumbie

>>80885539
>>80885577

>>80885577
Retard

>>80885577
Meds. now.

Remember the rust graph? That was almost exactly one year ago.
It's been obvious for a very long time.

Or how about the background noise that happened when she streamed from her hotel room at the beginning of last year? You still can't post a timestamp to it without getting banned.

>admitting to hearing voices during streams
ramao

>>80886129
indirect bait biting is still bait biting

>>80886190
Making fun of a schizo isn't biting bait

>>80886129
No voices. But I suppose since we've already established that Gura's become a wizard, in hindsight, I'm sure she just animated a broom to walk over and hand her a drink and a plate like that one wizard in Fantasia.

>>80886279
a shitposter's goal is to derail a thread and put the entire thread's attention on him

I'm unreasonably excited for the new dinogura merch

>>80886279
You should have fun with the schizo elsewhere chumbie. Hes keeps replying to you for a reason

sup

>>80880279
Why didn't they time this for October?

Is he really giving us a stroll down memory lane of his worst schizo moments so we can laugh at him again?

>>80886443
i'm looking forward to the dino armies posted on /x/

>>80886688
You are the shitposter aren't you

>>80886688
>>80886432

>>80886688
>schizo moment
Explain why you get banned if you post the timestamp.

>>80886805
You would like they wouldn’t you, schizo

>>80886805
Nta but most people report shitposts right?

>>80886805
Maybe look at all the words surrounding the link

And he goes poof

>>80887011
he'll be back, don't worry

I think Gura is cute and very wife-able

I'm going to enjoy this brief respite

We should take /ggg/ and PUSH it somewhere else!

>>80887242

>>80887276
It worked when they did it to Bikini Bottom

>>80887242
we had a thread in /c/ at one point

Anyway, Gura a cute?

we should go to buc ees

>>80885144
Oh my goodness

I'm drunk
All I want is a cute fembud GF to grind MH and listen to 2hu arranges with
There's like 4 billion women on the planet why can't I find one like this

>>80887323
I'm pretty sure it DIDN'T work and they all got fucking flattened

>>80887332
My wife is cute, yeah.

>>80887413
Idk about you but I can’t get one because I’m too shy…even with a little bit of liquid courage, I stop don’t know how to hit on them. Plus, I’m sure I must be awful at sex, I’d end up just disappointing them anyways…

>>80887332
No, I mean who would call this cute?

>>80887413
A life like that would be a dream

>>80887446
Yeah well I don’t see you giving any suggestions mister brainiac

>>80887589
At this point I'm over my insecurities, I'm just afraid of wasting my time and having to start over