/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Vp3s90YkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Vp3s90YkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Vp3s90YkA

It would have more impact if Gawr takeover happened without the prewarning methinks.

>>8078162

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>8078223
and funny too

>>8078196
More people will show up to watch with the warning.

GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR GAWR

Predict her setlist
Unravel
In the End
Bring me to life
Bury the Light
Devil Trigger
Stay together for the kid
Buried myself alive
Limp Bizkit songs
RHCP

Are you ready for Gawr?

>>8078401
Motorhead is going to be on there somewhere.

>>8078401
Komm sußer tod

Which one to sex?

What excites me is that she'll DEFINITELY roleplay as Gawr, it won't be just edgy songs. She'll probably be absolutely wired in energy drinks as well...

>>8078401
hope she sings LP songs

>>8078521
haha gura ina rushia no boin boin laugh please

>>8078521
Kek

https://youtu.be/sdtTrnRbZW4

A cute little animation of Gura and Ame.

A sweaty Gura

>Gawr performs inspired cover of "Hand that feeds" by NIN

>>8078401
Bodies - Drowning Pool

>>8078495
Gura in missionary while Gawr takes you from the back with her double shark penises

I want Gura to edge me by softly stroking, licking, and whispering loving affirmations to me. Then when I get close to finishing, I want her to slap my balls with her tail while berating and talking down to me. Rinse and repeat until the little samegaki has had enough of me and finally gives me permission to cum. But she won't get off that easy for teasing me so hard. I'll pick her up and toss her tiny body onto the bed and remind her who's really in charge by roughly pounding her uoh and finishing inside of her.

I'm excited for the stream tonight bros.

>>8078401
Nirvana songs
O death
Insanity
Bacterial contamination
You're gonna go far kid
Let the bad times roll
Sound of silence
Creepy vocaloid songs
Welcome to the black parade

>opens up with "Pumped up kicks"

>>8078976
It would be funny.

>>8078162
Gura those clothes are for a certain someone with a more filled-out figure, take them off...

>https://youtu.be/R0Vp3s90YkA

???

ˢʰᵃʳᵏ

>>8079050
What rock have you been living under this past week

>>8079107
BBeen busy so not caught many streams...

>>8079104
Very cute

>>8079104

>>8079104

Is Gawr a siren too?

NOW I KNOW, THAT I CAN'T MAKE YOU STAY BUT WHERE'S YOUR SHARK. BUT WHERE'S YOUR SHARK

i'm so hype holy shit, i hope she removes her filter on this one.

>>8079329
>i hope she removes her filter
Yes, I hope purity schizos are having a literal aneurism by the end of this stream

would she bite during rough sex?

HERfag renaissance in full swing, I see.

>>8079425
yes

>>8079425
Absolutely

>>8078195
I'm not ready.

>>8079689
Nine Inch Teeth

>>8079810
>mfw gawr sings closer

>>8079978
>Something I can never have

I'm in love with Gura!

>>8078195
That's a nice thumbnail

I still have a tiny bit of hope, that Gura's l2d actually got an update to change her eye and hair color. I mean, how hard can it be to change a few colors around

Gawr Gura is a child.

>>8079221
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA BE BULLIED BY THIS SAMEGAKI

Gawr my beloved

>>8080340
>that's exactly how she draws
ISREAL

>>8080335
Look at what they did to Anya. Can you say they wouldn't fuck up something so simple?

>>8079428
Just the same bunch of retards who think HER streams were like HER shitpost videos stretched into 3 hours.

>>8080449
What is she eating.

>>8080568
Me

>>8078195

>>8080681
>extra strong
Not happening. Gura is 4.5% tops.

>>8080568

>>8080568
Blueberries

Just bought my FANEXPO Dallas ticket. I've never been to a convention before. I am excite. I have to drive 1,100 miles to get there.

>>8080568
Ice cream sandwich.
Seriously though ever since she mention it I've been in a mood for one.

>>8080774
Prepare to be disappointed.

>>8078162

>>8080774
Hope you enjoy it, chumbud. Why not fly there though?

>>8080774
That's a pretty good drive, bit more than I would have to do if I choose to go. Have fun bud

God I hope Gawr bullies us
I hope she punches me, forces me to kiss and lick her feet, then laughs at me and calls me pathetic

Would Gawr have tail piercings?
Would Gura?

>>8080866
Seriously, nothing short of a dinner date and blowjob from Gura herself could get me to drive over 1k miles.

>>8080930
Maybe the drive is the real goal and Gura is just pretext.

>>8078162

>>8080977
If you like roadtrips then you do you bud, but I think driving a thousand miles fucking sucks especially on the way back.

>>8080681
Consider suicide.

>>8080374
ok trashris

god i hope that she sings the edgiest shit like Linkin Park or something

I feel like Gura singing Odo by Ado might be possible tonight. It might be a tough one for a karaoke though

I'm likely going to hate every song she sings but I'm looking forward to the RP

>>8081222
>LP
>edgiest shit
Please, that's not even Moonman.

>>8081222
Gura singing Castle of Glass or New Divide would sate my inner teenager for eternity

I hope we can expect "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo at least. And some motherfucking HIM, lol.

>>8080562
That will always be my favorite Gura art.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1427744357453545476

Chumbros... I am faltering. The new rat cunny looks too cute.
What do I do?

>>8081382
Genuflect for a bit.

>>8081382
Watch both?

>>8081222
Some Brand New would be Based but probably won't happen.

>>8081382
Hope she becomes a good friends with Gura and they have lot of collabs.

If rrats about the rrat are true, collabs with Gura would be something else. Basically twice the memelordery.

Drop of Blood
Emoji Meaning
A red drop of blood. May be used to talk about bleeding, injury, blood donation, or menstruation.

>>8081446
I hope so.

>>8081382
rat is not cunny
cute, maybe, but real cunnyseurs cannot declare her cunny

>>8081488
>Gawr is just Gura on her period
kino

>>8081488
I'm didn't pay attention in PSHE, is the period before, during or after the ovulation stage of that one anon's horny gura chart?

>>8081382
>cunny
did you forget how cunny looks like anon?

Off to sleep. I hope you guys are recording this.

>>8080866
>Why not fly there though?
Never been on a plane. Kinda cagey about it. I'll consider it because I'm concerned my car won't make it there and back.

>>8081382
Personally if she does turn out to be kyOresu I look forward to cute and funny duet covers with Gura. Currently she doesn't really have anyone to do a good cover with since Ame couldn't carry a tune in all the buckets in the multiverse, Ina tries her best, chicken is well chicken and Mori can sort of sing and sort of rap but not in a way that really complements well with Gura. Oh wait I forgot Irys yeah she could also do a good duet with Gura.

Not much longer, really hyped to see what Gawr has in store for us.

>>8081724
It's just an hour of fear in the death tube packed with squealing meat. You'll be fine.

>>8081724
Plane rides are safer than car rides. You've got more of a chance of being in an accident on the way to the airport than when you're in the air.

>>8079248
>>8079232
>>8079142
>>8079425
>>8079476
>>8079496
>Gawr does pic related to you after finding out how much you say you love Gura and not her

I want rratniggers and Teamates to leave.

>>8081861
She can do what she wants to me, I won't mind at all. I still love Gura more though

>>8081724
Gotcha. Well I definitely recommend the plane ride instead of the drive. It's a short flight if you are flying out of the east coast. TSA won't probably won't molest you

>>8081724
Planes are pretty chill, you get to watch movies while people bring you drinks instead of having to drive yourself for like 10x the time. And much safer as others have mentioned.

>Gawr's face when she's about to fill your sugar pot with salt instead

>>8082037
What's her face when I notice the sugar is salt, swap it back without her knowing, and the meal ends up really tasty?

>Gawr putting a rubber cockroach inside your shoe

>>8082116

>>8082199
Okay that's cute.

I hope she sings this again

>>8080681
Hiding behind spoilers doesn't make you exempt from board rules

>you give her money to buy some eggs for the breakfast
>she uses the change to buy candy and tells you that there was no change left

>>8082525
absolutely devilish ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

>>8081724
chumbaby....
Airplanes are really safe and after a couple of solo trips you see them like nothing more than public air buses.

>Gawr finishes her stream
>You get ready for bed
>Gawr kicks down your door
>Tells you to strip
>You're fearful and aroused
>Tell her you're tired to get her upset
>It works
Gif related.

>>8082583

Two hours until the stream, still plenty of time to get those reps done. You really don't want to let Gawr down or maybe you do

>>8082583
>>8082644
Please don't make me drawfag this...

>>8082711
You know you wanna do it

Unlike Gura who would be an absentminded mom, Gawr would be a doting and overly protective mother who will attack even (you) if you spend too much time with them

throws all your beer and cigarettes away

>>8082879
Wtf Gawr you can't make me ditch my beer! What are you going to do, bite me!?

What the fuck is she gonna do to me tonight, I'm scared

>>8082525
>>8082153
>>8082037
>>8082879
GAWR IS MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP HER

wholesome evil Gura is my new religion

>>8082958
Pegging with no lube.

It's almost time, cuties.

>Gawr when she is about to murder you and your loved ones. This isn't a joke, nothing about it is funny, she's completely fucking unhinged. She has killed and will kill again. She belongs in a CIA blacksite prison and should never see sunlight again.

>>8083146
I will hold Gawr's child hostage if she tries anything.

Wouldn't it be kino if she sing bury the light?

>>8083244
If there was ever a stream for it to happen this would be the one

>buys you a deodorant

>>8083244
Does Gawr still like Dante better?

>>8083186
I will put a child in Gawr for you to hold hostage.

>>8083345
Oji-san Dante, yes. Not young Dante.

>>8083244
>10 minute song
>there's singing in about just 2 minutes of it
hell no

>>8083354
You better delete this image before I delete YOU.

>>8082255
Those laughs at the beginning are amazing.

>>8083354

i think Gawr should burp with reverb on

>>8083708
CUTE BURPS

No matter how it goes, I'm definitely gonna want to want to save this stream. I'm sure the archive anons are ready to go. Thanks for doing that, btw.

>>8081620
I would prefer to see her "risky day" calendar.

>>8083852
don't rely on them, archive it yourself

>>8081620
>shes not on birth control
trad and hot

>>8083852
what a great time for you to install and learn ytarchive!
https://github.com/Kethsar/ytarchive

>>8083912
I was thinking about that, but I have no idea how. Guess I have a little over an hour to figure it out

>>8084011
follow this anon's link >>8083961
it's honestly idiot-proof

>>8083945
You can be on birth control and still get your period. It just depends on what kind of birth control you use.

>>8084011
>>8084039
I'll give it a shot

>>8083244
Abandoning Atlantis? Foolishness, Gura. Foolishness.

How kino would it be if Gawr's stream opens with the MV of Reflect? The last words of the song are Gawr's and it's a chance for her to appear right after in the stream itself.

>>8084011
here's how i invoke ytarchive. it doesn't matter if you're a little late starting it, because it will download from the beginning of the stream anyway.

ytarchive -4 -t -w --write-description --write-thumbnail --threads 4 --merge "[paste stream URL here]" best

if it's a member stream, you need cookies, and run it like this:

ytarchive -4 -c [paste full path to cookies.txt here] -t -w --write-description --write-thumbnail --threads 4 --merge "[paste stream URL here]" best

since this isn't a member stream, you can worry about dealing with cookies later.

>>8084101
Sometimes I hate Atlanteans so much I cannot sleep.

>>8084162
>here's how i invoke ytarchive

>>8080335
I think if anything she'll just use some filter to change her color like she did before when she became blue, or like Ame did in that recent super sunday

>>8084162
Well, I just downloaded and ran it, it asked for the URL, I entered it and told it to wait until it starts and selected best quality. Is that good enough, or should I do the manual commands?

>>8084283
that's good enough, but you have an hour to read through the options in the documentation on github and decide whether you want to change the behavior.

>>8084216
>>8084162
>here's how i invoke ytarchive

>>8084342

>>8084342
May the Omnissiah protect us.

>>8084312
OK, I've got a pretty good idea of how it works now. I always get intimidated by command line programs, but this one actually is pretty simple.

>>8083146
I will break her out if I have to (ab)use Ina's arcane magic to do it

>>8081488
It means there's blood in the water and the smell has awoken Gawr to feast.

I think Gura would like playing Ender Lilies. I'm watching Ina play it. You play as a cute loli that controls spirits to fight monsters and stuff.

>>8084614
individual commands tend to be straightforward. the real convenience of command-line tools is that they're easier to build into some kind of automation, which is much harder with a GUI where you have to click things to get it to start.

the complexity with command-line tools usually comes from trying to integrate several different tools together into a script, where one command earlier is sending input to another command later. for example, this is what i use to download VOD archives, running chat_downloader and youtube-dl in parallel, and then fixing up things like file timestamps at the end:

https://pastebin.com/P0HbGdRX

there's no way i could have written something like this 15 years ago, but using command-line stuff frequently you'll just naturally pick up a sense for how to work with those kinds of tools. working on this script since i started archiving hololive streams has been pretty easy and i only really mess with it when i need to add a new feature or fix something.

>>8078195
>This broadcast will be unarchived is a play on of "This broadcast will be right back" after a yab happens on Live TV

What's Gawr have planned that is so yabai?

>>8085510
just you wait and see ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

>>8085055
first game I've 100%'d in quite a while, it's extremely good but I think it'd be a little too challenging on the later bosses

Reps done now it's time to relax until the cutebloodthirsty shark is on!

I will be enjoying tonight's stream with an earful of Gura and a handful Taco Bell's delicious Nacho Fries, here for a limited time only.

Is it weird that Im nervous?

She's going to sing Ussewa if it's a karaoke

>>8086030
This is new ground for EN so I think everyone is.

>>8085958
Whoa dude, did you say you're eating Taco Bell's limited edition Nacho Fries(tm), complete with their famous Nacho Cheese Sauce that makes them perfectly suited for dipping while watching their favorite Virtual-Tuber Gawr Gura from Hololive English?

>>8078162
TUMMY

>>8086052
What does Ussewa mean?

>>8086228
it's doya backwards

>>8086030
Gura is nervous, we are nervous.

>>8086228
Shut up

>>8086303
ayod?

>>8086228
A very rude way of saying "shut up". Loosely translated to "shut the fuck up"

>>8086143
Of course! I'm also washing it down with a cold and delicious Mountain Dew Baja Blast®, it's very refreshing, would recommend! Thanks Gawr Gura of Hololive English!

25 minutes, I'm excited!

Not enough Gawrposting considering how close we are to the stream

>>8086934

>>8086934
I don't feel like it

I think this will always be my favorite Gawr/Reflect art.

Do you think Gura would be open to period blood eating stream? She's a shark so it makes sense she is attracted to blood

It doesn't even have to be real blood, it could be ketchup

>>8087203

>>8087203
>period blood eating stream
I don't even know what you're trying to do with this bait

>>8086030
I am too, not sure why. Maybe it's more the excitement of not knowing what she's about to do.

>>8087203
why do you think Gura wouldn't eat her period blood when she's obsessed with weird smells and tastes? She's already tasted it, for sure.

Soon

>>8087253
Have the transparent one.

>>8087395
5 min delay

a lot of good streams tonite

Delayed 5 minutes.

>>8087454
holy based chumchad

Gura has NOT finished masturbating and needs five more minutes.

Sorry guys, she's extra horny tonight and wants to go another round. Be on soon

Unlike Gura, Gawr is completely ready for the stream with no tech issues, she’s just delaying to make us suffer

>>8087538
based

What if Gawr is like HER?

>>8087529
>5 minutes
what an embarrassment, move over

>>8087538
I belieb it

>>8087454
How could you leave out pomu's VR minecraft dating sim?

>>8087454
you're right, my favorite part is turning off her stream to go watch a loli shark

>chat full of PRAY TO GAWR

I expected more of you chumbuds.

Haha funny..

fucking grayniggers

>>8087622
I guess we really are a cult now.

>>8087622
There's 15,000 in chat and 60-ish IPs here. What do you expect us to do?

>>8087598
I watched it, she's on SC and I don't watch SC.
>>8087622
21st century autocult plz understand

>>8087622
I bet Gura is disgusted right now.

>>8087622
What do you want >us to do?

>>8087691
I would agree but I'm still not typing that shit in chat

>>8087622
>Using chat.

>>8087755
Oh, I agree. It is pretty cringe. But also somewhat amusing.

% grep -i 'pray to gawr' R0Vp3s90YkA.log|wc -l
1146

>>8087738

>>8087792
You'd also be amused by how often people mention bottom teeth in the chat. It was 1.5% of messages when I checked earlier.

>>8087622
Most of them are members too
Fucking Cover and their shitty lore shit did this

>>8087817
are you making a gas chamber list for future reference?

>>8087860
Oh wow. How about flat?

>>8087860
for comparison:
% grep -i 'bottom teeth' R0Vp3s90YkA.log|wc -l
77

>>8087897
I'm on my laptop in another room and too lazy to go check. The stats will be skewed because of all the spam right now. I look at those kinds of noombers earlier on in prechat.

chat culture is fixed.

>>8087881
Fans reacted to that lore the way they did. Fans are to blame still.

Why do you guys get so sensitive over the weirdest things? Who gives a shit if people spam an in-joke in the chat, like they always do.

>EPILEPSY WARNING

oh god

Here we go

kino

>replay on
Goorah

I was just able to fit in a Reflect listen just before the stream starts.

>seizure warning
dis gon be good

EPILEPTIC LETSGOOOOOOOO

FLASHING LIGHTS Y'ALL

RED

>>8088041
Deifying lore is one thing, deifying a person is awkward. Especially if those people are fragile, insecure people socially.

ITS REAL

that looks so stupid

>>8088082
I'm listening to it right now

Kino

Wtf I just saw the viewer count drop from 24k to 12k

OHSHIT

>It's just her singing her original song live.
Why is in unarchived then???

>this remix

EVERYONE THAT SAID THIS WOULD BE SHIT NEEDS TO KNEEL RIGHT FUCKING NOW

RAVE BOYS

SHARK RAVE!

kind of scuffed

She is so nervous

>>8088191
Viewers are literally fleeing due to EN2. I knew it would happen

Nice.

>>8088191
Gurabros it's over...

>>8088183
She just moved the hue slider from blue to red, it's amazing

it's bad bros

>>8088281
>>8088285
Ganbatte sharkie!

>>8088191
>Wtf I just saw the viewer count drop from 24k to 12k
that's normal when the stream starts, they haven't started watching yet so it splits

>>8088304
But it's back to 25k now...

>>8088337
wrong thread

Chuuni Shak…

>>8088191
shows 25K and growing for me

Gura's hitting the bottle again

GURA MOGGED
GAWR IS THE NEW HOTNESS

>>8088191
Just you

i have the biggest fucking grin on my face right now

I really like that these HoloEN original songs are all in Japanese so I don't have to find out if the lyrics are cringe.

>>8088412
Probably means at the start of the stream.

She's not sounding so good.....What's with her voice? Is she drunk or on medication? She's not hitting almost any notes.

Her last karaoke and this proves that she's gotten too cocky and stopped practicing singing. Her vocals kinda suck now.

>>8088452
it's so dumb, i love it

red shark is cool but when are we getting rgb shark

Fucking fantastic

>>8088479
I'm going to post the translated lyrics here.

HER is back?

evil goora

>this flood of new IPs

It's just the same but more confused

why does gawr talk like gura?

mean gura is kino

>>8088512
She's not using her set up she used in the recording, plus a live performance doesn't have the same mastering and sound engineering as a recording. Plus she's nervous as fuck.

This is so cute

tf is this?

>I'm a bit nervous just kidding ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
i love her

>>8083708
anon...

I WANT MEAN GURA TO BULLY ME!

call us niggers, Gura

>>8083708
She's here

CRINGEKINO INBOUND

lol evil goorah is just Ame's personality in Gura's body

She's quickly becoming as hate-fuckable as Ui-mama...

>>8083708
>>8083789
SHES HERE

She can't be mean, it's cute

>>8088513
>>8088512
It's probably just part of the character she's doing. Lower voice, no filter. Worry about it if it happens 2 karaoke's from now.

she's so amazing bros

Yup, this is cringe kino. Amazing.

She's drunk...

>>8088732
She's trying her best

>>8088512
>What's with her voice?
also going to sound different since usually she's 100% gura, right now she's 50% real voice and 50% gura

So whats she doing?
Just cutting loose with her yankee brand nihilism?

Cringe Shark...

i-im scared bros

She actually can't decide if she wants to be rude

>why aren't you green
UH BASED

Why is shark red? Why wouldn't be shark red? If you were smart you'd be red too.

>WHY ARE YOU GREEN

cheeky chicken

It's scout.

IT'S KINO

All these HERfags crawling out of the woodworks
Sad.

Bitchy annoyed Gura hitting kinda different.

>>8088871
I love this retarded birb so much

She can be as self deprecating as she wants now let's fucking go

>trashes UwU
>I guess it's fun
Kek

>UWU WETS PWAY MINECWAFT
okay this is great

I'm feeling many conflicting emotions at once

You can tell she's nervous and insecure about Gen 2. She struggles to break 30k by herself and has to resort to this kind of shit now. Ina shitstomping her live views also took a toll on her ego it seems. Gura wouldn't do something like this unprovoked.

Gawr as the top, imagine.

>>8088599
Hello.

>>8088722
>>8083708
Based do you think she posts rrats about herself?

The emptiness of no BGM really adds to the nihilism on display.

This is great.

>>8088217
Cover doesn't have permissions for their own songs, please understand

I feel like I truly understand what cringekino is now

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

She practiced
I kneel

The new rat holo is superior to shark in every way.

you can tell gura is one of those people who find it hard to be mean to anyone

It's been less than ten minutes and this stream is incredible already

I don't like this.

>>8089026
Gen 2 is gonna flop HARD
I wouldn't be shocked if half of them bail.

>>8088512
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU JUST SAYING?

Holy this is exactly what i wanted

HER VOICE IS PURE SEX

I WASNT FEELING REFLECT BUT THIS IS FIRE

>>8089026
>You can tell she's nervous and insecure about Gen 2
she had this scheduled before gen 2 was even unveiled

I just want gawr to say nigger just to show she's much different from gura

>>8087454
>LVNDMARK
Opachki!

>>8089168
Who?

Doomposters fuck off back to global.
You're among your own kind there.

>>8089174
With the story she told about her mom getting pushed she's actually incapable of it

What song is this?

This is everything I had hoped for and more. Holy fuck.

>>8089196
The designs are all IRyS tier overcomplicated garbage but the gen might be ok.

>>8088871
>gura retires in 2022

It's over.

God damn this is great.

>>8089257
narmalno narmalno blyat!

Man it never occurred to me that the hololive stuff she does on her days off was literally just watching streams and practicing karaoke

Gura prepared for today.

Time for the suppressed to emerge. Personally I wish for this to happen for all of EN.
Clueless reborn kiara, Sadistic Underworld Mori, Alt timeline Ame, Possesed Ina
All of them have a ton of potential to wildly transform their style for a stream available to them

I haven't tuned into shark in like 3 weeks, work schedule opens to her attempting to be rude and singing. Its a good day today

>>8089208
Not to play the devils advocate but EN of all gens should know in advance, just like with Irys

Gawr take it easy!

You know the stream is amazing when the anti seethe hits critical levels

>>8089045
Imagine if she's read the Gura/Gawr split greentexts and is basing part of the Gawr personality on them

>>8088957
>HER
Helium experience requiem?

I catch myself biting lip when I listen to Gura singhigh-energy. I think it's sexual tension.

>>8089394
We kinda get that with smol Ame.

Looks like she's shaking the nerves off.