/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Where the fuck is everyone?

Gura cute Gura cute!

Sex with a fembud.

>>80787865
I was getting a little worried especially not seeing the usual ritual poster taking the first post.

>>80787865
Im just chilling doing other things right now. As much as I miss her streaming I really enjoy when she tells us specifically when she won't be streaming as well. It means I can plan things or be productive without worrying about missing something.

>>80787865
relaxin

>>80787865
I'm guessing the "I love my wife so much" poster is busy right now. Pretty much 99% of the threads are made by that guy lol.

Gura Cute

>>80787865
Its the first time Gura actually said why she is taking multiple weeks off so there is no reason to whine and shitpost

Gura ugly Gura ugly!
Gura ugly

It surprises me she would tell us she was visiting her parents, although I suppose she never said parents, just "family". Do you think it was a cover because she's actually going to Japan?

>>80787865
I'm playing stellaris, it just started raining and a cool breeze is coming in through my window

>>80788004
Gura the cutest

Gura hot Gura hot!
Gura hot

>>80787865
I'm watching gg

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>80788285
samen

>>80787865
I'm taking care of errands before work

How hot is it in your home? I’m sitting at a toasty 78

SAME-BEAAAAAAAMMMMUUUUUUU

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

Day 1! Give it up for Day 1!

>>80787865
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>80788636
Better image.

Reminder

>>80788746
Holy based, source?

>>80788821
Filename, dumbud.

>>80788821
retard

>>80787865
I was watching RNC and now Gigi outer wilds.

>>80788875
>>80788892
Sorry, distracted

What if she's not visiting family, but "family". Like the kind of family you can get later in life.
Yeah, my family.

>>80788746
many jps are memeing it.

>I try and eat more protein because thats usually how i don't feel so terrible all the time

She definitely has some kind of bad health condition and that is why she barely streams anymore.

MY wife

>>80788912
My wife looks different

>>80789112
>normal skinny people habits
way to out yourself, now get to running

MY Gurandma

So, Gura mentioned she hasn't seen her family in a long time, but didn't she somewhat recently mention her mom driving her around everywhere? Or is my sense of time just all messed up?

I try to eat more protein because I know my diet is fucking dogshit too. WE ARE

>>80787974
I need more goth-same

>>80789445
gura will eventually do a song that puts her in a goth outfit and then the fanart will flow

>>80789373
She also said that her sense of time is all messed up too, she probably just feels like its been a long time when it hasn't

>>80789445

>>80789112
yeah that syndrome is called laziness

>>80787974
>>80789445
I would absolutely destroy this goth mesugaki

>>80789581
That would make sense. She does often have no idea what day it is and so do I

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>80789373
Do you mean the mention during the Night Security stream last August? Also, by long time she probably means like a month or two

>>80789373
The being driven around thing was at least 3-4 months ago I believe, probably longer. I'd say that counts as a long time.

>>80789373
https://youtu.be/9bvn2i-wGAo?t=10381
that was 11 months ago

>>80789607
I just don’t really want to live anymore I guess

>>80789738
Damn.

>>80789738
Holy shit. Yeah, my sense of time is definitely shot.

>>80789607
get out sister there are enough threads in the catalog

>>80789738
>my booster seat is just fine
She was clearly joking. I bet you think her mom really makes her chicken nuggets before streams too.

>>80789373
that wasn't that recent. that was when her parents were staying at their sarasota home near gura. her parents are at heir nantucket home now. i assume they act like snow birds going to florida for the winters and nantucket for the summers. very typical upper class east coast boomer thing to do

>>80789738
Man I thought was was low on my 4 month guess, but I figured it was closer to 7 or 8 months, not 11. No wonder I couldn't find it in my quick chat filter search.

>>80788912
My wife looks different

>>80789373
You can have other family than just your parents.

>>80789893
Cute

>>80788510
It's a nice 65 degrees at all times anon

>>80790088
Yeah, I think anyone who speaks English as a first language would interrupt that as a family reunion, not just visiting her parents.

I love my wife so much!!

>>80790088
Yeah, Gura wants to visit our children

>>80790252
My reptiles would dislike that greatly

>>80790268
Yeah. Or in-laws.

>>80790341
Do you not have a temperature controlled tank for them?

Wasn't there a chumbud here long ago who posted about Gura being his cousin and how he didn't realize until much later?

>>80788510
76 and I don't like it

>>80790538
Love me some juicy ratts

>>80790501
It would be cold for me too honestly. I'd probably have to turn up their heat lamps

>>80790538
we have a schizo that loves to play different characters in here, so i wouldn't believe that

>>80790538 (me)
Oh I found it, damn that was such a long time ago. >>6922414

>>80789064
While I'm glad for the wall of separation between politics and HL part of me wishes an exception could be made for retweeting this art specifically. Given the unique historical circumstances and all

>>80791036
Nigger if you were really glad you wouldn't be asking for this, FUCK OFF.

>>80790538
Ah, good ol' schizophrenia

>>80791091
Fucking moron. There's a world of difference between a simple retweet and turning Hololive into a faggy political podcast.
YOU fuck off.

>>80791121
imagine gura seeing this
now she thinks one of her cousins wants to fuck her

>>80791036
Fuck off politics faggot

>>80791256
gura isn't midwestern though

>>80791397
Take your fucking meds, schizo.

>>80788746
Why was it deleted considering it’s just a different version of the regular ritual post? Also myth being her inefficient and low quality support is rather fitting

>>80789064
They’re allowed after the memes of what happened to theirs

>>80791622
>why was the 3D off topic shit deleted while the Gura one stayed up
It's a mystery.

>>80791409
Are you implying those in the Midwest are cousin fuckers or that she’s not a cow girl?

>>80791622
Even the regular ritualpost got deleted intermittently. Guess it depends on the mood of whatever jannie is patrolling that particular day

>>80791689
Not what I asked newfag

>>80791624
You and that nigger who posts the same low effort edit every thread would be great friends. Politicfaggots take your shit somewhere else

>>80791689
Of course the fucking retard shrieking about /pol/ is not only the actual tourist, but struggles with basic reading comprehension

>>80791622
The old version of the ritual post also got deleted too.

>>80791816
Funny how this wasn't a problem until today. Why is that? Scared of November?

gura?

>>80791816
Your whining is literally the only offtopic threadshitting going on right now, catalogmonkey. I'm not going anywhere and I'm not going to stop discussing Gura, unlike you. YOU get out.

>>80792015
Not now, this is the time where >we discuss off topic /pol/ faggotry.

>>80791948
>bringing politics into a loli shark thread for no reason and calling it a ritual post
Kill yourself

>>80791719
im saying the "cousin" implies he and gura are midwestern, which gura isn't

There was a gura mention and not one chumbie announced it here

>>80791751
Oh I never noticed thanks

>>80792141
By who? I'm watching Gigi. And it must not be very big if nobody mentioned it.

>>80792076
It's when (You) start hallucinating about nothing and making it our problem, you mean.
I'll say it again - fuck off.
>>80792091
a) That anon isn't me, b) the reason is because it's funny and clearly Gura related, and c) it is quite literally a ritualpost
You are stupid beyond words. Get out, and take your threadshitting with you

>>80792141
All the true chumbies are at Discord and /#/, there has been none in /ggg/ since forever.

>>80792211
Fauna was talking about baseball and gura. It was indeed pretty small.

>>80790252
Do you wear a sweatshirt or jacket all the time? Sometimes I just like lazing about with my balls out ya kno.

>>80792141
im not allowed to bring up fauna

>>80792141
You mean people that only watch gura weren’t aware of someone that isn’t gura streaming. Shocker

>>80792263
Thanks chumbie.

>>80792235
Brother, just use the actual Gura + Myth image for your ritualpost, and no one will care anymore. Stop having a melty.

>>80792283
I'll allow gura mentions by her holo fembuds

>>80792283
Chumbud Prime is fine, especially in the context of a Gura mention. ignore anyone who says otherwise

>>80792141
I'm not watching any streams right now, chumbie.

>>80792283
You can bring up Fauna as long as she mentions Gura or there's a decent chance Gura might be watching her or if Gura mentioned her recently or if you just feel like it.

Wait, I was under the impression that Chumbuds were Based and Redpilled.

>>80792459

>>80792338
I was already going to do that, as a matter of fact. That has nothing to do with telling threadshitters to stop crying about their offtopic mental illnesses, and describing that as "having a melty" is as bizarre as it is ironic

>>80792459
Half of the chumbuds aren't even American my dude. Not everyone cares about what's going on over there.

>>80792459
Ideally I'd be able to browse this board without seeing any 3D ever. That's my issue. The political talk only becomes an issue when they talk about it for like 20 posts and it gets annoying.

>>80791036
It's better to ignore all politics and it was really fucking annoying that they didn't ignore the boycott on Harry Potter. But I'm happy that Gura acknowledged it was bullshit.

>>80792459
I'm based and dwarfpilled

>>80792360
No its not and shes not your friend

>>80792459
it's lowkey, you autist.

>>80792686
The thing is, nobody was "talking about politics" by suggesting that someone retweet a piece of Holo art. And throwing a tantrum for like 30 posts about a bogeyman is just as bad as actual off-topic political tangents.

>>80792459
Majority are, just a few fags and retard with a bit of power trying to impose their will. No worries when we get to page 9-10 we can start having fun again.

that chumbud was right. air friers do smell chemically

>>80792860

>>80792860
>fauna schizo sits in /ggg/
what other brown feeted holo antis are camping in here?

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

How much would you bid on Gura?

Wife soon?

>>80793199
>>80792987
stop forcing fauna here retards

Tenroy should draw the dude darker.

>>80793374
we love fembuds in this house

>>80793399
I agree, it would then match my skin tone.

>>80793374
We could bring back ame if you want

>>80793307
that's dumb as fuck, also I already played with Gura for free :3

>>80793199
We got em all, they hang around here just to see if chumbud's strenght is starting to wane so they can pounce. They know hot pockets don't do a damn thing about them. They only target cunny and the lads.

>>80793307
That looks annoying and stupid, but it would be cool if you could queue up to play with Gura, like all the chumbies get a turn to plap with her, I mean play with her.

>>80792401
Wait I can bring up anyone I want as long as I feel like it?

>>80793399
I disagree, he should draw him even lighter.

>>80793488
Amesame supremacy

>>80793635
There is no difference between plapping her cunny and playing with her cunny though?

>>80793646
If anyone is Fauna, sure.

>>80793199
self reporting yourself? go back

>>80792677
Never would’ve guessed all those JP buds were on this site

>>80793646
Holo fembuds like okayu and fauna only.

>>80793646
Only if they have been acknowledged by Gura or are in Hololive.

>>80792987
Wow I’ve never understood “This needed more time to cook” until now

Newbuds, Fauna is allowed here by decree of the Chumbie Council. Shion and Okayu are also allowed.

>>80793869
Only if they mention Gura. And this also includes others Gura has interacted with + Holomem.

>>80793702
>>80793737
>>80793760
And the goalposts immediately moves

>>80793681
Gura mentioned ame a lot yesterday they are!

>>80793869
its okay if theyre japanese only

>>80793952
What goal posts? Fauna mentioned Gura, so people talked about Fauna mentioning Gura. Fauna has interacted with Gura before and is also in Hololive.

>>80793952
Just try not to post some random 2view anon.

>>80793869
Nobody ever talks about Shion they just post images and masturbate to her and say she's hotter than Gura which isn't true it will never be true

From slow thread about Gura to anyone but Gura. I’d rather polybud keep being autistic at least he uses gura images

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>80794096
I'd prefer if none of us argued at all

>>80794047
gura's the one making those posts

>>80794047
That's partly why it's okay to talk about Shion.

>>80794288
I very very don't like monkey

>>80794034
Random 2 views are always talking about Gura though

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>80794156
It might be surprising but there are almost no arguments when the thread is about Gura.

>>80794362
They are not part of Hololive, nor have they interacted with Gura.

i love how she is focusing on her family

Gura is synchronized pissing right now.

In 2023 the chumbie council voted on allowing Kiara but there was only 1 yes and 0 no votes, it didn't seem like enough to confirm.

>>80794483
They argue about gura too. We should just stick to posting cute images

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>80794543
I don't think Gura is watching Fauna right now. But here is the soundpost anyway.

>>80794598
ye

>>80794592
chumbies only argue about why gura is their wife

>>80794483
Thoughts on Gura liking dark skin?

Baguraette honhonhon

>>80794749
I have never seen an argument about this.

if gura was chelsea things would be different around here...

Shirako.

>>80794834
Stinky orca didn't come to Gura's birthday party.

>>80794812
what is there to argue when everyone knows she's MY wife?

>>80793514
Fuck you monhunbud.

>>80794483
Plenty of people argue about whether or not Gura has a bushy pucci though?

>>80794910
Things would be deader because no one would be a fan of someone named Chelsea Bythesea.

>>80794947
>>80795044
antis.

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>80795044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocBA2-p0yrE&t=3619s

>>80794598
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! I THINK SHE'S THE PRETTIEST AND FUNNIEST SHARK EVER!!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!!

>>80795110
I would be a fan of chelsea. I would call her chell and would love her very much

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>80795209
>>80795308
fuck off anti

>>80795110
I want to fuck Chelsea Bythesea I have a feeling she would be a massive ryonabuttslut.

>>80795209
>>80795308

Gura should start an Onlyfins. She needs to take responsibility and alleviate the suffering of her horny cumbies.

Are Chelsea and Gabby the same person?

>>80795521
yeah... she'll deny it but it's true

>>80795259
Anti

>>80795521
Chelsea was aborted.

>>80795474
Good god I’d stop watching her streams, but my dick would never recover.

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.

>>80795643
I'd love it so much. I'd probably never be the same again

>>80795649
Retard

>>80795810
Gurass poster...

I was the one who put it in Gura's butt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocBA2-p0yrE&t=3719s

>>80794598
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because It's too hot, I'm drinking a lot of water and I have to pee a lot because of that...

>>80795907

>>80795521
they are twins

>>80795643
watch her streams, too.

>>80795474
Nah, I'd lose all respect for her, she's not that kind of girl and that's a good thing.

>>80795474
Lovenest soon.
>>80796202
Gura loves her cumbies the most.

>>80796305
yeah, me specifically

>>80796202
She is. She wants my cummies. She wants superchats to operate her sex toys. She wants to have a toe-curling squealing orgasm into a KU100.

KISSING STREAM SOON

>>80796556
The future is looking bright

>>80796556
whoa... gura needs to know about this

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

I tried to find an OF girl that looks like Gura but none of them were as cute as her

>>80796138
Can’t support onlyfins whores. Extremely sexual youtube stream gets a pass sometimes

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>80789112
>Bad health condition

It's literally just her not eating enough of a balanced diet. Protein deficiency is a real thing which funny enough can lead to feeling sluggish or tired.

I am literally in love with her!

>>80796867
what about chaturbait?

For King and Cunny!

>>80797161
Grey area

>>80796556
I don’t get it why would you need to build that? Like legitimately even in a R18 game how many anime girls do you want to kiss as opposed to a cockulus rift

It always happens when she leaves. 6 days.

>>80797922
What if I want tactile nipple sucking?

>>80797922
kissing is VERY IMPORTANT

>>80798038
Wrong

>>80797922
Besides little lip pecks are boring as shit. Does that thing do tongue action too? You're also missing her warmth, her hair getting in the way, and her smell.
This shit might as well be mommy kisses simulator.

>>80798734
dumbud do you really think they aren't also working on all of that

>>80798812
but how much will it cost?

>>80798734
Smell is already been released and being updated unless that was a meme

Hey stinkies, how is my wife's wife? Any news?
Also any mention of my wife?

chu ;*

>>80798662
Unless it was less than 3 hours, then not wrong.
And nothing's changed.
6 days.
Happens every time.

>>80799238

>>80799238
Seeing family for a bit until August. A few stray appearances like EDF until then. We're strapped in and cozy at the moment.

>>80799477
>family
probably

>>80799583
I'm not a schizo so yes.

>>80799583
yeah, me her husband and my in laws

what the fuck is a buckees

>>80798734
no, it beams ions or something into your mouth which trick all of your nerves, so it will feel exactly like Gura kissing you and her hair tickling you, and taste/smell.

>>80799684
A hairy pucci

>>80799583
i don't care if she gets fucked behind curtain anon. as long as she doesn't bring that shit to the hobby.

also me, i'm the husband

>>80799684
https://buc-ees.com/
a gas station

>>80799663
hmm.

>>80799477
Ignore them

>>80799905
fuck you, femmate is always welcome here

>>80799853
how do I buy the rgb gura is drinking out of

>>80799477
She never said EDF stream. Plans might have changed and the promotion stream might be delayed. How is she supposed to stream from her family's house far away?

>>80799995
go to one and buy it?

>>80800092
which one is it and how do I get there

>>80800138
click on "locations" and look for one near you

this was gura during the stream btw

>>80799993
Schizo

I think fembuds and femmates should have sex

Yeah and I get to watch

you can have them, while I'm taking Gura

hewwo?

>>80801305
hewwo

So what the chumbies gonna do over the interim?

>>80801940
the same thing I do every night

gura my wife

>>80800409
That was gura after I was done with her

>>80801940
Be sad and shit

>>80801940
Be happy with my life just as my wife Gura wants me to

>>80801940
Gonna play vidya

>>80802200
>He thinks his wife would want him happy while she’s not there

IRyS is continuing GTA after 2 and a half years, maybe Gura can too.

>>80802418
Did elden ring lose the vote

>>80802289
she ends pretty much every stream asking us to be happy yeah

>>80801940
I'm working out right now, even in this heat... I'm sweating buckets...

Gifting makes no sense, I just got an email saying I was gifted a Mori membership and I never watch anything on her channel willingly

>>80801940
i goomed

>>80803055
Wrong thread.

>>80803327
No it’s not.

>>80803816
Still feels like a deliberate chink knock-off.
I don't like it.

>>80803998
It feels like that because it is. Gura said she's cute though and that's good enough for me to not feel bad about posting art of her with Gura.

>>80801940
I'm gonna play wc3 customs.

>>80803998
That one blonde loli character reminds me of Scout.

The devs of zzz are vtuber fans and there's going to be a group of playable in-game vtubers later. It would be really funny if one of them was a shark girl.
>>80804719
A little bit. She's got nice armpits.

Things seem to have calmed down round these parts slightly, but we still have elevated security. So many things I wish I could tell you guys but obviously can't for opsec reasons
Sleep tight buds, see you after the nightshift

>>80804878
good luck chumbie

>>80804878
Dumb larp.

>>80801961
Try and take over the world?

>>80804976
Nice bait fed

>>80805362
It'll be ok chumbie

>>80805447
I can’t motivate myself to do anything. I never struggled this hard before. I feel stuck and I don’t know what to do. I’m stuck chumbie. I’m stuck

>>80806019
Watch short videos until you pass out. IT's what gura does

>>80806244
lol clap clap

>>80806244
Good try

>>80802418
Gura always could, she won't because the radio perms

>>80806019
best focus on bodily maintenance.

>>80807571
I want you to put on the idol outfit and succy succy me!

>>80807952
I like this advice. A pyramid doesn’t fall in place all at once. You must start at the base to create a foundation and then work your way up. Thank you mister.

>>80802862
GET THOSE GAINS CHUMBUDDY

>>80803998
That’s because it is. It’s okay tho she got gura’s approval and the fanart is cute

I think Gura

>>80809704
yes,

I think Gura would want everybody to be nise to each other

I think Gura would want everybody to be meen to each other

same desu

I love you all
*chu~*

>>80811726
bobr nuggets?

>>80801940
Grind in Black Desert.

GO DINOS GO!
GET THE LAST POST!

>>80813331
Nyo!

huhaha