/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

MY wife

>>80671487
SNIFFFFF

Day 16! Give it up for day 16!

>>80670151
I want to know this now :( What is with random questions today and larps.

Sex with a fembud.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>80671601
I don't know why it was removed but I'll help a brother out.

MY Gurandma.

>>80671704
samen

I need to know what the chumbies are up to...

>>80671923
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>80671923
im watching blue woman

>>80671469
>ywn sniff her little feet
what's the fucking point of living

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>80671923
AFK Fletching in OSRS and watching the Epic seven tourney

Child

>>80672100
An edit doesn't make politics on topic.

>>80672289
How new?

>>80671711
>IGNORED!
kek

Gura cute Gura cute!

What time is the panel in eastern time tomorrow? I wonder if she's just gonna do the members stream on monday instead of doubling up tomorrow.

>>80672438
8:40 AM
its early enough that she can nap before putting a frame up

I don't know what happened that made them so stirred up, but the shitposters always find there way here.

>>80672355
If you're too new to realize that an evolving format destroys any benefit of the doubt that's not my problem.
This is a Gura thread.

>>80671923
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>80672913
success breeds jealousy

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>80673045
You sound frustrated, you just need some cock. Here bend over, buttbud.

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>80673357
Answer the question do you want kids one day Gura?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>80672289
Baguraette honhonhon

Do you consider Pluto a planet? I will always consider her one. She's our 9th planet. Screw the rules.

>>80673045
If you think an obviously and self-evidently Gura-related ritualpost isn't related to Gura, then you have many problems, none of which are our responsibility or concern.
Fuck off, please.

Sex with Gura.

>>80673923
Whoops didn't mean to (You)

I know she said a members chatting stream, but I wouldn't mind if she makes a karaoke with some chatting in between songs.

For King and Cunny!

>>80674123
cute dumbbud...

>>80674064
Pluto did nothing wrong.

Is there any evidence of Gura eating hash browns?

>>80673742
She only comes here to shit on AssBud nothing more.

>>80671469
Sexy thighs and feet. ToT

>>80674236
So Pluto is classified as a "dwarf planet" are we fine with this? I will always recognize Pluto as a real planet.

>>80674144
I want a full zatsu before she heads out

>>80674871
actually pluto is a state of mind

stay away from europa

I wish people would stop picking on Pluto, she's trying her best.

>>80674886
She can do that and sing during the same stream though. Only difference is you have to find the vod later

>>80675258
it is not the same
if you prefer the karaoke and chatting I don't blame you, it's still obviously top tier stuff, but the full blown zatsu streams are always my favorites

>>80671533

>>80676457
goob morning

>>80676457
Oyasame

>>80676457
wake up, you're missing this sweet ass police chase

>>80676457
sharkdreams

>>80676457
Sleep tight buddy

https://x.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1812366675511042077

>>80674064
Pluto cute

>>80679264
My onaholes...

Keep out of my daughterwife >:(

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Gura will be playing OW2 tomorrow, no POV.
Source: my dreams

>>80679393
You're fucked up

>>80680053
probably/possibly, only so many ow2 players in EN

>>80680053
I hope not. That would make it three things in one day and that's simply too much Gura for one day.

>>80680053
>expecting her to break her only promise
classic gooba

>>80680101

>>80679229
cyute

So sleep now

>>80680344
I wonder if this pic will be deleted or not, since it's legitimately one of the banners that show up on top of the site.
Banner 85 to be precise

I really don't like how people bully Pluto. It was the ninth planet in our solar system and it will always be.

>>80681010
Now you're making me feel bad about pluto chumbie

>>80676404
kek

I think Pluto is an underrated protector of our world,

>>80680344

I hope someone records the panel, this is the first one im worried that it might not happen.

>>80671923
>I need to know what the chumbies are up to...
I can't answer that question without pissing off the moderation staff, but I'm going to bed soon. Goobnight chumbie.

gura bobblehead night when

>>80671469

>>80682710
gura gives me head every night

tummy

hehe

>>80681010
Pluto deserves it, she's a fucking whore

>>80682976
*rape*

Sexually steamrolling this shark girl

>>80684016
I like that this person is drawing very unique styles but he keeps forgetting the tail or drawing very bizarre changes like purple eyes for no reason. I think it's AI.

Why is /ehe/ considered more degen than /ggg/? They're both threads for blue lolis...

>>80684204
I don't really care if it's AI assisted or not, but they've got years of art uploads so it's probably unlikely.

>>80684309
Newfag.

>>80684309
/ehe/ has an incredibly high power level that /gem/ doesn't dare compete with either

>>80684309
>>80684379
>>80684797
Yes, these people who care about other splits are chumbuds.

Nightshift completed without incident, thank God
How was your night chumbies

>>80684869
There are no chumbuds left in this thread, and you're not one either.

>>80684902
why am I awake. I am going to regret this in about 12 hours

Gura's tummy said it's considering consuming lots and lots more poison before the stream today.

>>80683652
Where are the chumbuds? Is this thread just full of bots now?

>>80685271
newbud... thats from 3 years ago

>>80685144
Would jump in and dirty her inside and out T u T

>>80685144
where's her nipples?

I'm gonna cum on Gura

>>80685320
It's not, retard.

>>80685271
I'm in this thread because I don't want to have to keep up with every fucking place to get Gura news and I don't want to go to the discord. That doesn't make me less of a chumbud.

>>80685421
I hate discord too but I never actually read it, I just keep my pings on.

>>80685320
Imagine being this confidently wrong , newbud.

>>80685501
That's great, please post anything important they have here. Thanks.

I will be the one to post the image!

Lord preserve us all...

>>80685569
Gura responds to surveys asking stupid questions exactly like I do.

>>80685569
what is the meaning of the e after the smiley face

>>80686210
The face with the E means Happy.

>>80686409
but the face means happy by itself what does the e add

>>80686446
Some people don't see the face as that and so the added E. Must be a new thing. Sorry, you are behind in times.

>>80686553

>>80686584
If it was never a thing before it is now. :D E

>>80686632
that looks like someone about to eat out a butt

All over the gurass

>>80685569
From the french thing or what?

>>80686714
Yeah, Gura, and mine.

You're not gonna buy some random game just because it has Gura in it, right?

>>80687553
I like the EDF series even without Gura in it.

Sometimes I feel like I fell in love with Gura too late. I feel like after 4 years, she's somewhat close to graduation and her habits have been leaning towards it and I missed her prime years, all of her greatest streams that I can only watch via archives. She's gotten big enough now that she has the privilege of not streaming as often and has the option to stop whenever she wants. I'm too late to the party and I missed out on Gura. please call me a retard

>>80684309
Lobo isn't a loli

>>80687553
Imagine fucking all these at once

>>80688138
If it makes you feel better, both she and Cover are way too greedy to ever have her officially graduate. What you'll see is just her becoming a corporate shill like Kizuna Ai.

One of the true chumbies seems to be live streaming the Japan Expo right now. Might get footage of the Gurametori panel.

>>80689477
thanks, please post it if they get any.

>>80689449
blue dorito hate amirite sis?

an entire hour of gura and we don't even get a crumb of it...

>>80690097
I'm watching live at least.

>>80690172
If you aren't recording it, it's completely meaningless.

>>80687553
Oh jeeze that's a lot of penis scrubbers T u T

>>80671704
Men.

>>80689730
Learn how to read you inbred retard.

Gura is live, they're using 3D in their swimsuits.

Stop leaking content
Gura specifically chose that so people wouldn't see her

Gura put up a sign that said "NO U STINKY" and said it was directed at someone in the front row.

>>80690373
go off sis

They're doing a turn based trivia segment? Each player gets to "ask an audience member" for a lifeline.

They're doing karaoke? at the end. "Maybe we'll entertain you in some musical way" Gura is praising the audience for following directions. "Good convention goers"

Guess the hololive members! The clues are only in French!

clue one:
le premier apprenti de la Fauchese

This is what the true chumbies are doing.

clue two, Ame's turn: la chamane de la pluie

>>80689477
I'll never be a true chumbud because I'm very socially anxious. In other words, go away with your Discord bullshit, bitch

I'm not gonna do anymore, this 'game' is boring. I can barely hear Gura.

>>80689255
I doubt it's worth serving life in prison

>>80690796
They are watching the panel live while you aren't, lmao.

Gura instantly nailed her first clue. "the first virtual idol in hololive" Sora.

Day 9! Give it up for day 13!

Gura's next clue is: Le chevalier le plus fort
She has no idea.

>>80690796
Anon you know we're all true chumbuds too? You don't have to get pissy over it.

Gura was talking about an audience member and said "next to Zetsuna"
She recognizes her shrimps in person. Zetsuna winning.
She used an audience member for help and got the answer of Noel.

Shark Channel

Why are panels always hosted by wackadoodles, the same type that are kindergarden teacher that force the kids to do weird games that their quirky and slightly insane teacher have made up for them? Does the host at this con not realize that vtubers are not kids and the content is not made for 3 year old kids yet this shitty show is preschool level of shit?

>>80691082
>1 hour without posting >>80685569 until I crossposted from /#/
>don't care about Gura enough to suck it up and go to Discord to watch the panel live
Most of the people here are not real chumbuds retard.

>>80691153
Kiara is hosting it mostly. I guess there's some other woman but she's not really involved. This was Gura's idea btw.

>>80690687
What a freak show. I prefer watching my vtubers in private

>>80691152
i need to be crawling social media all day to be a chumbud?

>>80691152
Neither of those make someone not a real chumbud, retard. Crowding into a discord voice room to watch a stream of a panel that will have a recording later has to be the most cucked way to experience Gura possible.

>>80691217
It fucking sucks but welcome to hololive. Enjoy your stay.

>>80691179
>This was Gura's idea btw
No it wasn't, Gura wanted a gameshow style, a semi-professional goofy and fun one, not this lame ass superficial guesswork shitshow

>>80691265
Then I guess Gura should have put more effort in.

>>80691265
Kiara said it was Gura's idea when we first heard about it.

>>80691227
You're just mad that you didn't have the foresight to get in early before the getting cucked by the voice chat member limit for streams.

>>80691227
staying off discord isn't going to keep the government from tracking you nigga

Master Chef! Guess the famous local dishes from just the ingredients!

Maybe this was Gura's idea?

>>80691325
I don't use discord. Thank you for posting things from there, I appreciate it.

>>80688138
>please call me a retard
You would be called that for thinking Gura is done with streaming. I am sure there are many more years for the shork to still be around. Sure, it may happen one day but everyone in Myth will be the glue that will keep her content and supported. Gura will be fine and we chumbies will keep on cheering her on.

let it go already, enjoy the cunny

The girls just admitted they talk about their fans behind the scenes.

i thought this was going to be in french

I wish there was a convention near me that Gura attended so i could go there cosplaying Sokka & see her reaction :D

Gura's turn. Chicken. Wine. Carrot. Potato. She guessed Coq au Vin after the second clue. Gura knows food. She's been eating this dish.

>>80691496
of course, lmao..
I dont think they do would talk about only themselves for the past 4 years

>>80691542
gura said cock lol

>>80691527
isn't that the guy who peed constantly? all I know about that sheo is that there's pee in it

>>80691580
huhaha

>>80691542
Coq au Vin is also the food she wanted to make for her master (us) in picrel

Gura's turn, last question. Eggplant? Cucumber. Tomato. Onion, some other vegetables that don't matter, because Gura started singing WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE. She guessed Ratatouille and was correct.

KARAOKE TIME!!!

KIARA NOW PRONOUNCED THEM AME AND SAME! THEY'RE OFFICIALLY MARRIED!

>>80691806
THEY ARE

>>80691806
they've been married for years though? still cute

Hmm, what does that make me? Since i was already married to Gura, am i married to Ame too now? Or is Gura cheating on me with Ame? Or is Gura cheating on Ame with me? Or am i in a poly relationship? I am confusion

Gura's turn to sing. Ame only sang one song.

She's singing a One Piece song.

raffo I know you're /here/ you dumb fuck

>>80692214
Rape T u T

>>80692198
Why even bother posting that shit here? Isn't it the same place where Bishop and the other brain-deficient superchatters hangs out?

>>80692263
>randomly name drop someone else
Yeah, I'm sure it's not you doing the constant shitting!

>>80692284
Hello Bishop, did you really get that upset that i called you an idiot?

>>80692342
Sure, double down schizo. Keep shitting on your own couch.

>Kiara and Ame sing their original songs
>Gura sings some popular One Piece song
Who was right?

>>80692413
I don't think Gura ever watched One Piece so I don't think she's allowed to sing it...

loool, and people calling Kiara "Avril Lavigne", how? Kiara sounds like a phone-signal from the 80s

>>80692413
reflect is a terrible karaoke song

why is gura so sexy TwT

Goob morning retards

>>80692490
Not the jazz version

I am gonna scream if there isn't a recording of this

>>80692582
they already said there would be

Gura is so fucking cute in 3D WTF

>can record this
>can't record the most important performance of Gura's career

>>80692170
I wish I were Ame

>>80692649
Cute and breedable

>>80692648
ARRRGH IM GONNA CUM ON GURA IM SO FRUSTRATED

>>80692681
reminder they planned to move in together
now that i think about it it was probably because they were considering living in japan

>>80692731
Gura does want you to cum on her.

>>80692749
She doesn't

>Gura is 25
She needs to get pregnant soon

Gura is /our/ fag

ok gura please put the members frame up

>>80692778
She does. The smile version is canon.

Why’s it so fast and shitty in here

>>80692855
it's normal

>>80692783
i can help with that

>>80692783
She already have 29 kids if all the rrats are true so why does she need to get pregranté for the 30th time?

>>80692872
Usually there a little funnier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovE1ntTuh6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovE1ntTuh6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovE1ntTuh6g

GURAAAAAAA

>>80692957
Complains about it being shitty here while shitting up the thread with ultra ESL comments, idiot

>>80693007
Hopefully i get gifted a membership for the 3rd time so i can watch it

>>80692801
thanks goob

Okay discord fans can you please post the recording before the Gura stream happens? I would like to watch it.

>>80693007
CHILD IS STREAMING SOON

>>80693064
kek POOR

gura in chat btw

>>80692957
I keep getting banned for racism so I cant be funny.

>>80693097
ff.
dc chumbies, post link pls

WIFE

Goober retweet

WIIIIFEEEEEEEEE

>insta frame up after panel ends
she's...not in Japan?

>>80693377
Retard.

>>80693377
She will probably never travel to JP again after last time incident

>>80693238
Hope the next one is permanent

>>80693463
Is there such thing as permabans on 4chan? Seems 99% of all bans are for 3 days only, no matter how bad the offense was

Has Gura liked anything on twitter the past month?

>>80693516
Yes, you can check the archives for the like posts if you really care.

why is gura streaming at EU hours? is she feeling competitive again?

>>80693377
Maybe. Maybe not. You don't know. When did she record with Korone for Shark City? It's a mystery.

>>80693589
>Does a members stream
>Retard: iS sHE feElInG compEtiTivE agAIn?

I low how predictable they are.

>>80693589
Since when is a stream at midnight EU time considered "EU hours"?

>>80693516
Not much. It goes down sometimes for whatever reason. Like 30+ new likes in the past month.

>>80693678
you are retarded

>>80693641
damn thats one cool dino

hey buds not at my pc right now how many hours until the stream?

>>80693678
I hereby decree that every hour that's numbers poison is EU hours

>>80693720
5 hours 30 minutes

>>80693756
thanks bud!

can someone post the thumbnail please?

>>80692543
Goob morning faggot

>>80693808

>>80693845
That's hot, but that's not the thumbnail. I want the thumbnail to this stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovE1ntTuh6g

WIFE ARMPIT

>>80693867
Get it yourself you lazy fucker: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ovE1ntTuh6g/maxresdefault.jpg

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1812497218298896445

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>80694047
Hahaha why is Gura so fucking obsessed with baldies? :D

>>80694036
What black magic is this? I'm not going to remember your incantation.

WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>80694047
I hope she reuses that retarded pointing image constantly now

>>80694088
It's her fetish.

where armpits

>>80694088
her dad is bald

>>80694092
:O

oh lawd she retweetin

>>80694199
Yes, which make her fetish even more weird

>>80694262
It's actually perfectly normal for women to idolize their fathers and want men like them. It's literally hard coded into our genetics.

>>80694300
To take it a step further, the only women I've ever loved have all been daddy's girls. It's a really positive trait. Big strong men should be the goal. That's why Gura is a perfect wife.

Gura should retweet this

I bet if you changed Gura's tire for her she would literally wet her pants in excitement. Or her mom's car I guess...

>>80694341
She definitely saw it and appreciated it.

>>80694300
>>80694338
Good luck with your future incest inclined girlfriends

>>80694424
you must be 18 to post here

>>80694424
bro never met a woman in his life lmao

>>80694446
Yeah i have an non have fetishished their dads you guys don't seem to understand the difference between appreciation and fetish

Did someone record the panel?

post btw

>>80694497
you're the one making it her fetish, weirdo

>>80694588
She obviously have a bald guy fetish having mentioned baldness, balding, baldspots over 150 times now, never ever have i seen or heard anyone before constantly mentioned bald guys as much as Gura does

>>80694521
It's probably not allowed.

>>80694521
Yes.
>>80694750
Read the thread next time.

>>80694750
It's not allowed to shoot at presidencies and candidates either but people still do it

any footage of the french panel?

>>80695093
Yes

>>80692797

I love her so much

>that members post
She's getting bonked for that, right?

>>80694853
>>80695093
I don't believe you.

>>80695812
yabe

>>80695845
Maybe
Maybe not

>>80695845
Why would she?

recording doko? people keep saying it's recorded but I don't see a link

Why is the best grills always lesbians?

>>80695935
Seems like trolling, and a great way to ensure nobody records because people assume it's getting recorded.

>>80695943

>>80695979
It was discord people saying it and there's a recording in discord right now.

She said she hasn't seen her family in a long time so who did she go swimming with?

>>80695935
I'm watching it right now.

>>80696027
They seem to be hoping for a better recording though. I think I'll wait for that cause this one is fucking trash.

Did Gura get upset for real in Maneater or was she just larping or playacting?

>>80696140
this is me
>>80694199
she was in nantucket with her parents at that time. her parents have been back at their nantucket home this year while gura has been in sarasota. so i guess her parents are going back to their sarasota home.

>>80696541
Looks more like plastic than slime

>>80696276
She's gotten annoyed a couple of times.
I think she was mostly just disappointed her first stream didn't go as smoothly as she hoped, but her redemption arc in Muse Dash made up for any imagined failings entirely.
Around debut there's always a level of sleep deprivation which would make anyone antsy. Though it's not like she fell completely to pieces or anything.

>>80696619
sleep deprivation AND starvation. and she probably wasn't drinking either so dehydration would make it a triple

Maxg oy laffe roqk g ywaoyne vkgin

>>80696733
Time to laugh like a fucking virgin? I don't get it.

>>80696733

>>80696829
Finally, now i can stop posting that fucking bullshit :D

>80696318

>>80696733
Oh I figured it out.

>>80696733
>>80696941
fuck off anti

>>80697007
anon he's just horny posting
>>80696980

Gura smells

>>80697104
No, he thinks he's the bushy pucci poster who is actually me and always replies with "fuck off anti" when I post that pairing.

>>80697065
Gurame cute

>>80697305
LOVERS

>>80697163
>bushy pucci
I'm actually the picrel <3