/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah....

>>80668390
kek

What if IRyS were you manager and you were a part-timer at the night shift convenience store, what would you do?

>>80668670

>>80668884
cum

>>80668928
In your work place? To your manager?

i have to miss today's stream since im busy in the morning
can someone please give me a qrd of the stream or important parts of it when i wake up?

>>80668991
IRyS

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>80668884
Boss, I am terribly sorry about spilling liquid on your flimsy white sundress. I swear it will never not happen again.

I love IRyS!

>>80669251
Artist?

>>80668997
the stream isn't going to be long, it's a short game and she has things to do in the evening (source: last night Splat stream). You can just go to the comment and read the timestamps for qrd

This game is infinitely more funny than Chillas slop though so at least this will be a good stream

>>80669351
True
im still gonna ask tho when i wake up lol
goodnight anons

Soon!

I'm going to watch Bae's Doom VOD instead of this because it's a better game

>>80669782
Okay? You don't have to announce that.

https://youtube.com/shorts/TaPDBhG6jLA
I wish IRyS would do one of these

>>80668627
licking IRyS's thighs while cheebs watches in the background

>>80670054
Please beg her for it then

I wonder how sleepy IRyS will be today? I couldn't sleep well at all, woke up several times.

>>80670054
Roboco is a whole different kind of cute.

not this goddamn kuso game again

wtf there's actual cucking in this racing anime...

>>80670333
It's her first time playing it though

>>80670371
Also its way better than chillas garbage

What should I expect from today's stream?

I still think about that nostradamus IRyStocrat who predicted fake fans will be mad at the game choice even if we got an "actual" stream too

>>80670563
I AM A PART-TIME WORKER!

>>80670585
I am not one of those people, I posted I was frustrated this morning about the Splat stream, but I am now happy that she did actually stream today. Also this is a fun game to watch

Ahh solo IRyS stream how I miss thee...

>>80670563
Crowbar bonking, there's literally no repercussions for smacking everyone over the head and i mean everyone.

Will Part-timeRyS become employee of the month?

HIRyS!

her voice is slightly hotter today

>>80670879
hey

YES, IRyS! MANY TIMES, IRyS.

GODDAMNIT WOMAN, YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO AN EARLY GRAVE. YOU'RE LIKE 20 SOMETHING YEARS YOUNGER I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO OUTLIVE YOU.

>>80670962
Ojii san.

>>80671006
We love otomos here.

>>80670962
dad?

>>80671134
love is a strong word, they're on the tolerated list

Did I miss it or did she not give an actual time she has to end by?

>instant ojii san thirst
I have a chance!

EN stream?

>stream carbonated love
shut up IRyS

>write insightful comment
>she doesn't see it
>write stupid shit
>she reads it out loud
I'll stop typing in chat.

Nina has fat tiddies

>>80670962
imagine standing in line at the store and this is in front of you

The freezer has no cooling loop and I am unreasonably bothered by this.

>>80671263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjNNpw2x2dU

>>80671276
Why? At least, she still read your chat. Always looking at the bright side, anon.

Is this a short game

club penguin ass music

>no training whatsoever
8-12 operates kinda sloppily huh

>>80670350
its not cucking if they're not together

IRyS' modest bazonkers in my mouth

>>80671542

>>80670879
jfc how horrifying

>>80671370
15 min game

>15, 30 and 60? What's the difference?
Are you fucking kidding me

IRyS hates female npcs a little too much

I do believe this game is fucking garbage so it's great for a stream

>you need some blood flowing in you
carbonated love is the cure for that

this game feels perfect for her kek

Big Bazonkers

>>80671956
A good erection gets the blood flowing.

I'm shocked she didn't comment on the bald guy buying product.

She is so fucking oblivious

>>80672006
yes, that was the indeed innuendo

>you can warm yourself in other ways

This jingle is going to make me want to kill myself

Game is somewhat funny, not bad

My wife is so stupid.

>>80672079
truly captures the essence of working retail

CONEMAN LIVES

Lien reference?

clean headshot

The violence has escalated

HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Wow that's literally GuyRyS

Was that George Takei?

>>80672335
It was clearly joe kamikani

>>80672377
I have no idea who that is.

IRyS crowbar-based community outreach

>and now to get rid of all the niggers from the comunity
Jesus, didn't expect her to come out as based tonight

>>80672376
they knew exactly what they were doing with that shot

>perfect heart ojisan

isn't that kinda racist

>>80672666
yeah and

>>80672666
iahmpahttaimwahkaahh

what the fuck

fun fact: conbini staff get paintball grenades to through at thieves or whatever that run away

fun fact: IRyS cute

>>80672792
Just like my Monster Hunter games!

>>80672792
that’s pretty based, everyone knows you’re a thief - unless you strip down and streak

>>80672792
Here they get shotguns

So what's the order of prettiest holoEN members and where does IRyS stand?
>Shiori
>Fauna
>IRyS
>Cece
>and by popular demand, Mumei
How should this be ordered? IRyS is for sure top 3.

God the repetitive loud sound effects are annoying.

>>80672916
IRyS
Fauna
CC
Gura
Bae

>>80672916
>cc in the running
>no wawa mention
Literally retarded.

>>80672950
yeah imagine working at a real japanese 7-11

>>80672975
Nice one

>can't hit the penguin
>takes it out on the first human she sees

>>80672950
loud=funny

IRyS so far has been the only to try to hit the penguin lmfao I love her

>>80673113
She hates pemaloe

Yes, the rival company, 9/11, showed up.

shes been playing for like 30 minutes and still doesn't understand that the red face is the number of baddies

IRyS "heavy ass" Hoozuki

ok this gag was funny lol

>>80673345
she thinks it's bad reviews

this fucking game kek

>>80673283
SexRyS

I get that she's playing terribly for the content, but this game is actually bad. (and I like Chilla's streams)

>>80672079
at least the broken walls help with that somewhat

>>80673467
Who tf makes fun of Vin Diesel?

>>80673467
it's the kirinofag she used to mercilessly shit on back in /a/ in 2011...

what IRys fanart have you busted the most nuts to? asking for a friend doing an academic study

>>80673467
kek

>>80673560
I do not masturbate to IRyS.

>>80673588
is it because she's pure?

Bucket head, bucket head. I knew a Socket head once, any relation?

>>80673560
The one where IRyS is swinging a massive dong, but Bae's NOT there.

>bonking before the thief can get their hands on the goods
smart

>>80673560
https://files.catbox.moe/i9gav1.jpeg

I'M PART-TIME WACKO!

Waddup?

>>80673560
most of chyraliss and faucetface's

MAPLESTORY BROS
is she mocking us..

fucking harassment streamers

she's holding her shit again

>>80673764
I'm grinding while watching her...

Her bladder is so weak recently...

IRyS doko?

she literally streams first thing in the morning

SHES PISSING

Why do we need special BGM for an idol meeting?

IRyS hot piss all over my face.

>>80673826
I just wasted 50b and boomed all my stuff watching her... I blame IRyS

Her boyfriend is home

>>80673897
Her boyfriend is the nickname of the dragon dildo she can get past three turns of her large intestine.

Must be the tail end of her period

Alexander, you’re an actual faggot

>>80673888
That sucks hope your next event goes better. I think I would accidentally tap to 23 if I did it while watching her

>>80673720
Hey cutie

>>80674022
Huh?

>>80674022
For a moment I was wondering what you had against potteryman from We Wuz Elden Rangz.

>IRyS puts up idol meeting message
>Keeps playing
>Takes it down 30 seconds later

>>80674022
isn't that the explanation behind the 116 meme

I like how changing your tool sounds like a fucking gun reloading

>chadcast beggar

>>80674534
All me

Just because it’s a plant doesn’t mean it’s Fauna related IRyS. IRyS already talked about this. Why doesn’t she watch streams?

i like how that dickhead is standing right next to the no smoking sign

>Baka ja nai...
Doubt

That's it for today's stream?

IRyS (cute and sexy)

lmao this shit was made by like 5 people

Instead of whacking you with a crowbar, what if she instead crushed you with her thighs?

cute credits song

I’d put a baby in Sadako

>>80668627
Part-Time Worker game.
Full-time Nephilim thigh game.

Short and effective game, kinda dragged out a bit in the end but eh it's alright

>>80674997
She should sit on my face instead. That would teach me.

>>80674997
she can try to put her crotch in my face and see what happens i guess

IRyS noodle arms...

>>80675032
Same.

>>80674997
that's fine. i could go for some taco

>and talk a bit
she loves me too much to do a short stream

IRyS only whacks me IRL.

I will not stream Carbonated Love more than once

carbonated love looped while driving is absurdly fun

https://ototoy.jp/_/default/p/2216392
carbonated love in 24-bit with decent audio hardware is even more orgasmic, cannot recommend it hard enough

No... she called Kanauru the GOAT...

She has really good musical sense for making that ending change. I can think of multiple songs from back in the day that stayed low, and their covers and arranges change it to go high for impact instead

Tags too long it'll never catch on

i must give kanauru a lot of props for coming up with para para choreography that would make her move where her underwear is just barely visible from the physics while still being easy enough to learn

>>80675555
It's an attention whoring tag it's not meant to catch on

FUCK Monii

>>80675661
would

yeah the lyrics are too sexual
I don't like them

No bubbles? GTFO!

>>80675714
You are very gay

>>80675714
'sup... Wanna meet up? I'm gay too

She's literally sucking him off

>>80675854
that could've been you if you were good at video production

What could you even make a eurobeat song out of for her besides soda? Being a weeb? Keebs?

>>80675854
improve yourself instead of whining and thinking about cuckening

Guys, I'm an ESL. What's the meaning behind the lyrics of Carbonated Love?

she likes it faster

>>80675904
You'd have to be Japanese

>>80675923
Being dumb.

>>80675923
LORE, BABY

>>80675999
She really likes car racing.

>>80676012
isn't kanauru a SEAfag? you're just extremely insecure cuckanon

>>80676097
Worse a SEAfag Californian

>>80675854
I'll watch

>>80675854
him = me

>>80676128
The GuyRyS license plate being a California plate is the worst part of the MV.

>>80675923
her sleep schedule and deprivation

>>80676128
>SEAfag Californian
that's the default race in that state like NY

>>80675923
MIQUELLA

I really need to do my creative reps

>>80676128
tell how much of loser you are if you're really insecure over him

>>80676222
Uhh no Mexicans are

>>80676097
Same thing

She should make a eurobeat EP

>seething whiteRyStocrats again

sex with IRyS with eurobeatRyS playlist in the background

>>80676264
that's texas

>>80675923
Would you listen to the song if IRyS sang about BL?

>>80676291
Yeah you're definitely no American lmao

>Fr*ch 'crats
disgusting. the worst kind of weebs

swimsuitRyS is going to make me swim, if you catch my innuendo

MEMBERS WALLPAPERBROS

>Maybe people in Europe will like it too
She's SO dumb, I love her

>>80676371
ITS HAPPENING

>>80676330
t. never went outside his flyover state
its no longer 2010 old man

>>80676376
:D

>>80676376
I feel like I learned Eurobeat lore from her, she has to know that they don't listen to it in Europe...

DOOMRyS...

>i didnt think i would last this long
every single holo does

I keep getting worried every time she brings up how long its been for her in Hololive. It really always sounds like she's unsure how long she's going to stay.

>>80676235
Art, writing or other?

MANAGEMENT HATE

>>80676419

This girl makes me want to drink a soda and I haven't had one in a goddamn year.

>>80676523
Cheebs the otomo did nothing wrong

>>80676535
just drink Lacroix, that's what I do

>>80676460
Nah, she's a lifer. Only way she's gone in even the next five years is if she finds a way to Mel herself.

Kalen stop being so fucking creepy challenge (Impossible)

ME

>>80676581
Yup. Carbonated water. Thank fucking Christ.

>thirst-trapping in supacha form

>>80676596
He manages to be creepier than Wrixne

>>80676596
>Asking the faggot to stop being a faggot
Good luck with that

I would be a doomer too if I experience what she had in her first two years in hololive under Omegay
there's an alternate timeline with a perpetual depressed IRyS with lots of throat hort breaks where Project Hope is still on going with Omega and she never got her 2.0

>>80676641
Project Hope never would have succeeded, all of Cover are maximally delusional when it comes to music

the afterlife is just endless para para routines...

>>80676557
It's okay the otomo seemed to like it

>>80676641
She said she was a doomer when she debuted, which was before any of that

>>80676596
Why do you guys hate Kalen? I think he is just a very passionate fan.

sexy tummy

>>80676687
anon every single holo was...

>this is the afterlife
kek this dork

>shillRyS again

What's para para?

>>80676687
She debuted with Omegay in charge of her project. CoD literally credits the faggot.

>>80676641
>Surely they won't repeat it again
>Nerissa's music output has just gone to fucking shit
I feel like they do not know what they are doing if the talent is not Japanese and it straight up doesn't make sense that IRyS CAN SPEAK JAPANESE SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM

wonder if i should get more than 2 cheebses since i still need to get a regular set...

>80676705
Bad bait

MANE-CHAN LOVE

>>80676721
Yeah, looks like heaven.

Manechan love

holy based mace-chan

Mane chan watches Race Queen JAVs

ty baste manesan.

We love mane-chan now

>>80676789
>Race Queen JAVs
I need a recommendation.

>>80676687
The first PH project in hololive got canceled after it was recorded before she even debuted, so of course she was already doomer on debut

>>80676751
That's mostly her own issues, though having one of her covers get deleted because the author sperged out is pretty demoralizing I don't think that's happened to any other holo.

>>80676687

racequeenRyS also has complete ownership over my reproductive system

Thank god she got a new mane-chan

>eurobeat and racing themed song and anniversary
>didn't even thought about having a racequeen outfit
Airisu?!

Thank you Manechan
>She wants a race queen outfit like it
HOLY FUCK THANK YOU MANECHAN

>>80676687
shhh the newfagRyStocrats think they know what they're talking about

based af manechan

CHEEBS

people on danbooru thought it was a new outfit

Mane-chan LOVE

I hope it becomes an actual alternate outfit with buffed tofu

>>80676730
a dance style associated with eurobeat music

>>80676819
Its just weird cause you look over at Suisei and Kanata and they are putting out a cover like what? Every two weeks?

>>80676877
Sometimes they do just makes sections for different official outfits, even if it’s only promotional I think

big cheebs

>>80676941
Nerissa is a useless woman

thoughts on racist queenRyS?

I hope it becomes an actual alternate outfit with nerfed tofu and buffed cake

>>80676941
did you know JP and EN don't have the same management

>>80677001
And don't forget she's sexist too!
I love her so much...she's perfect....

>>80676985
I'm still referring to HoloEN as a whole here but yeah I kinda got the vibe whenever I tourist over her streams.

>>80676819
I'd spergout too if I knew nerissa was going to defile my music

>>80677004
this is the way

>>80676819
That really happened? Nerissa might actually be the most menhera of EN too

>>80677001
1488 is a heartbeat that will kill her.

>>80677008
Oh. I kinda thought with IRyS, with her being in Japan...Huh. Guess I'm an idiot.

If you know, you just know.

>>80677033
I don't think many ENs care about spamming covers

>>80676985
Nerissa is only good for pumping babies(mine) like her sister

she wears (me) regularly

>>80677108
She'd be a poor mother

>>80677073
Whoever did Lilium was striking every single cover, typical japanese autism even though they approved it already.

>>80677114
She's wearing me right now.

Eurobeat isn't even the best genre of Europop

>>80677145
Someone else car raise them. She's built to pump them out.

ngl before I saw the credits I thought Odyssey wrote either the lyrics or the melody

https://x.com/decrilus/status/1812360510446379255

>>80677004
>>80677043
You're never even going to see her ass

>Project Hope disbanded
>excited for new releases because muh creative freedom
>wait almost WHOLE 2 years
>what we get is a mediocre Eurobeat song because of an anime she watched 2 years ago
Just like Coco, this is another example of creative freedom being a bad thing.

>>80677149
>>80677062
Wtf did these come from here? I've never seen these here before.

>>80677267
Cheebs broke containment long ago

>>80677253
Yeah we need more mediocre anime music that nobody listens to

>>80677267
those are from global

>>80677214
uniform is still sexy in SD

>>80677304
Don't feed the schizo.

bait used to be less obvious...

>>80677267
cheeb is a national phenomenon

>>80677322
global cheebs are scary

>>80677267
its over she's too popular now

>>80677299
SCP 116 cannot be stopped.

>>80677351
not in this thread

>>80677267
there's a cheebs drawanon from global

>>80677267

>>80677304
Atleast she could monetize the mediocre anime music from earlier, meanwhile this song will just remain another sub million IRyS song on her channel.

>>80677351
at least they "tried" i guess

>>80677267
that first one scares me

>>80677267
well i drew one of those and posted it once a year ago so that's bizarre
i don't even think i still have it my hdd died

You know whatever IRyS did is a success when schizos aren't even trying to hide their contempt

>>80677351
AI generated bait

>>80677351
Imagine cheebposting getting more replies than your bait

she read the thread

>>80677496

carbonated love (japanese) would my devastatingly erotic for my cock

>Will remain sub 1 million
>Already almost 500k in 3 days
Yeah I'm sure retard

カルボラブ

>>80677496

The slap....?

>criticize IRyS's lack of song's after Project Hope
>BAIT BAIT BAIT RETARD RETARD BAIT
look I know we got bunch of new fag chumbuds in this thread ever since 2.0 but we can't be content with laziness. If you're content with yearly song releases then go ahead but I've been disappointed.

She inches closer to my SC and stops again.

>>80677736
She is the master of edging.

>be retarded
>get called out
>seethe

>>80677736
She will never be your bun (she's mine, pyon).

>80677732
this is getting sad...

Nothing will confuse me as the idea that you can't even fucking WATCH a show without the fucking rights to it. ABSOLUTELY NO AUDIO, NO VISUALS, THERE'S NOTHING TO TRANSFORM. ITS LITERALLY ALL ORIGINAL CONTENT.

How the fuck does that require perms? For what?

What about The Terminator watchalong...

>>80677778
My oshi, the edgelord.

>>80677634
IRyS's songs have no legs. Watch it stall before 700k in a week or two.

>>80677807
I understand all the other perm bullshit but yeah this one is inexcusable and shouldn't even be punishable in any way. But youtube and copyright holders are retarded and should all be executed

>>80677807
It truly is retarded. I feel that if IRyS were able to do Gundam watchalongs she'd see some sponsorships by now.

>>80677795
Well, she did tell me not to call her bun. Nice memory.

>>80677807
blame the fags at kadokawa for having a large stick up their ass

motsu aki?

STOP POSTING BOOTLEG CHEEBS

>>80677807
It may not be a matter of legality but of keeping up relations with companies you might want to collab with or get sponsored by in the future

she just needs to release a eurobeat album before fes so she can do a eurobeat medley

That one was worth it. Good chuckles from chat.

>>80678049
ShrimpRyS.

>>80678024
Her 2nd album which will be a Eurobeat album and it'll be released in 6 years kek.

>>80678086
But by then the love will be flat.

>>80678086
it'll be perfect for the first holofes month!

Who from here is sending IRyS SC today?

>>80677785
>it's still seething

>>80678191
not me. I'm broke from merch shipping costs

>>80677145
MilfRyS

>>80678191
Why?
Me. (mine is the one that made her laugh)

>>80678191
I don't got anything clever to say at the moment.

What the fuck is a Biboo? Is that Bijou?

i bought a skateboard deck and am thinking of getting another im not sending money to google

>>80678296
merch > sc's

F E E T

IRyS toes..IRYS TOES

>>80678295
You don't have to pretend you don't know what Biboo means if you want to talk about her.

pedicured feet...

Die, footfags!
https://files.catbox.moe/gvr7nf.png

>>80678195
You do know I count this as a reply to me? Seethe more. You will get used to the new LazyRyS and you will like it.

>>80678191
Already did.

Bijou was actually upset in her stream today she couldn't show off a picture of her nails so this was definitely a good trip for her thanks to IRyS

cheebs

What did IRyS do with Biboo after the nail salon visit?

>>80678468
me

>>80678468
Stuffed her with her big futa cock

>>80678476
.....Oh God. Oh GOD.

>>80677946

>>80678476
Would.

>>80678476
way WAY too big, but i guess i still would since it's still a RyS

>>80678476
made for rape

>>80678491
biboo has the big futa cock right?

>when i wake up and need to get something inside me
yeah me

I'll help her get something inside her, if you know what I mean.

>>80678476
it's a pokemon anons you can't

inside IRyS....

>>80678583
Her's is small and perpetually flaccid.

>>80678608
Challenge accepted.

>>80678608
fuf you

>>80678608
there's no law against pokemon

Whacking me 24/7

>>80678658
NO ANON DON'T DO IT

>24/7 whacker
yeah me if i could get away with it thanks to carbonated love

IRyS cute

>>80678632
Can still cum, though, eventually, so keep dat mouf busy.

>>80678689
I'M GONNA DO IT

I need to worship IRyS

shillRyS my beloved

>>80678608
>you can't
you can have unlimited cumshots inside what do you mean

>Refresh supers
>50+ more

>>80678745
Need to devour that assRyS.

slobbering all over IRyS' ring

Destroyed

slobbering all over IRyS' ring

IRyS' sloppy toppy...

>>80678788
we gotta make it to at least 4hrs

>>80678788
how come she doesn't turn off supers? Most other EN girls turn off supers while reading supas

Almost hagRyS knowing the baby bottle pop jingle...I love her so much...

>>80678876
she loves me

>>80678876
The last 2 times she tried youtube studio froze so she thinks she can't ever do that mid stream

>>80678876
GuyRyS muns make her wet.

>>80678876
why would she? its free money

IRyS has some heavenly luck to still be here

>>80678876
she has no reason to turn off SCs during zatsu

>>80678876
IRyS loves milking her paypigRyStocrats

IRyS loves being racist. Racing all the time.

I love the giggle she gets when she cracks up midway through a thought.

Why is IRyS so popular with burger fans?

>>80679093
fans reflect the streamer