/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>80574970
SNIFFFFF

MY wife

Imagine sucking fart bubbles out of Gura's anus

>>80574914
uoooooohhh T u T

my cockatiels are in banana mode right now

So what's our first plan of action against the bee menace?
To hell with the repercussions it might have on the ecosystem, just protect my wife.

>>80575374
I'll breed a new generation of bee eating chameleons. They wont know what hit them.

>>80575374
Bees are going extinct on their own, anon. And we'll be next since our agriculture relies on them.
Don't worry about it.

Sex with a fembud.

>>80575344
I read that as cocktails and thought that sounded yummy

Sex with a buttbud.

>>80575344
You should get a cockatoo. Those things are legit insane, but they're cute when they go schizo mode.

MY Gurandma.

>>80575728
Cocaktoos are way too schizo. I don't know if I could handle one.

>food poisoning
Gura was shitting her pants. I bet she got skid marks in her panties

>>80575374
nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

>>80575374
aren't bees dying out on their own? my wife needs them alive for chapstick so maybe we need to save them

>>80575344
What's banana mode? I feel like I'm a little behind on cockatiel bud lore.

>>80575915
They fluff up and get comfy. They kinda look like an ebi in banana mode.

>>80575374
At least she's not allergic to bees. That could have been a fucking catastrophe.

Day 15! Give it up for day 15!

>>80576160

Wife soon?

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>80575899
>>80575550
I was just being silly I know bees are dying out and that's sad.
I heard some kind of news this spring to not mow your lawns as often so bees can move back in and do their thing. I thought that was awfully cute. Even my dad was getting in on it, and he's not a visibly sensitive guy on the surface even slightly, that introverted asocial fuck, he hides it well.
Dammit I really am my father's son.

>>80576160

heh

>>80576866
fuck you

>>80576866
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do you think the stuff that Mori said has anything to do with the thing that made Gura mad? It seems like something happened or is happening behind the scenes.

>>80576866

Just do it, Ame. Stop pretending that you don't want to.

>>80577089
gura was probably mad about fans being stuck in the merch line

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>80577089
Did Mori say anything about what it could be? I bet it has something to do with why Gura is upset not only that but a lot of other girls also.

>>80577089
I don't know? Could it be that you came in here posting something incredibly vague expecting to start a thread long nothing?

>>80576866
it shouldve been me

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>80577370
Mori was being vague when she talked about it so he has nothing else to go on other than "Mori was mad and vague" just like Gura was.

>>80577351
They are combining Stars and Hololive as a whole. They are upset because now they will be made to interact with one another in streams and twitter. Gura is upset and the other girls are because a lot of the fans will go off and take it out on the girls when it's not their fault. They talk with the stars off-stream and in meetings and they help one another with things you know things co-workers do but it has Gura and the rest of them afraid that the fans will take it out on them all. Some not only the girls but some of the guys are upset also about it because they respect that the girls should do what is best for their careers. But you did not here this from me.

>>80577732
this post is sponsored by ritalin

*burp*

Thank you, janitors! I can't find the soundpost
There's always other threads about that kind of stuff in the catalog.

>>80578417

>>80578521
Anti!

>>80578521
Cute

>>80577803
Maybe, but at this point I can see it happening. That was the plan all along wasn't it? People are gonna lose their shit and start complaining and shitting everywhere and the few that start posting actual threats will get arrested and sued or something. Idk what the point of all that is. Maybe some self-righteous crusade against neets, trying to get the worst out of them so you can frame them for being dangerous outcasts of society that will always end up as stalkers and rapists? Something like that maybe?

>>80578438

>>80575344
I was just watching this. Do they ever do this? https://youtube.com/shorts/e4KcT24H43I

That's it. They're the illuminati globalist government. Hololive is targeting the neets, the last people who they couldn't influence into playing their games through mere greed. So now they are trying to make those people who do not go along with society seem as dangerous as possible. So that soon they can force everyone to do whatever work they want. Force everyone to be a cog in their machine, the beast system.

>>80578580
You know what? That would clean a lot of the bad ones out. It will give cover a list of dangerous people that they can ban from events and live in-person concerts it would really fix a lot of problems but I don't see them doing that.

>>80577351
>>80577370
Mori was talking in a vague way about something that happened that made her upset just like Gura did and at nearly the same time Gura did.
Mori also said that she thinks it might make a lot of people upset.
>It might get resolved, it might not. I wasn't sure if I could stream today but I'm glad I did because I feel a lot better now. Maybe things will resolve themselves but there is a chance that... yeah.
>Hopefully I won't- I don't think I'll even be able to talk about it. My hope is that everything gets solved and I just forget that there was ever a problem in the first place. I don't like talking about bad news in the first place especially if it's bad news I know is gonna make a lot of people mad. I'm sure it'll be fine, I don't think I'll need to say anything. I hope.
Maybe it has something to do with Myth's anniversary concert? Like maybe they were told it was going to be delayed or Cover messed international permissions up on some song again or something? I don't think losing permissions on a single song would "make a lot of people mad, though, so it's probably a bigger deal than that.

>>80578899
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Gura
Wife

I have figured it all out once again. How do I do it? Yagoo doesn't control or decide anything. They just got the most charismatic person on the planet to be the face of their company.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>80579076
samen

>>80579027
Ok I'm going to say if she said that Its not a Holostars joining them. It has to be something more something very big. Its not just Myth that is upset so remember that. I hope its not bad and I hope we don't lose one of the girls I may shit post from time to time but I love them all in the end. They are the reason we have everything we have today on the EN Side and I'm very thankful. As long As people don't get upset at Gura I think Everything will be Fine.

>>80579166
Yea sure it's really stupid and far fetched but not more than the idea that they're making all those retarded decisions for the good of the idol company and their fans, obviously.

Are you a chumbabooey?

https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en/products/gawr-gura-skate-deck
Are you getting one, chumbies?

>>80579389
ye

>>80579389
Yes I am mister

>>80574914
Link to playstation song anyone?

>>80579410
I don't have the money. If its going to be in stock in the next few months I will have the money to buy them.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>80579470
WOULD

>>80579410
I skateboarded throughout my entire childhood and early teens and was never ever able to learn how to ollie…

Okay that's all cool and all, but lets discuss how we can cure Gura's tummy problems. Will soothing tummy rubs and lullabies help?

I’m making caramelized onions again chumbies

>>80579586
She needs to drink 7up!! That always cures my stummy problems!

>>80579586
She drank the booba tea.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>80579721

>>80579647
Are you going to put them on a burger again?

>>80579389
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I can't wait to see mommy again!!!

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>80579586
A bath and some vicks vapor rub will do the trick.

>>80579829
>*Li touchí*

>>80579586
If they do then great, but primarily it'll help to satiate my lust

>>80579773
La basé

>>80579586
She needs better gaming chair

For King and Cunny!

i bought
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en/products/gawr-gura-skate-deck

>>80578613
I wish my cockatiels sang cute songs. My male cockatiel only knows how to sing in dog barks and windshield wipers.

Why is Omocat's Gura merch always so edgy?

>>80579829
Ye

>>80575728
Have you seen this video? Do you know any other vids of cockatoo being schizo? https://youtu.be/5UUjJysUMTw

>>80579779
Ye. Its going to be very tasty

>>80580174
shark = edgy
i like the design anyway

>>80579965
I wanted to work on the picture more tonight but I’m too tired. I’m sorry it’s taking so long mister. I’m kinda struggling with…you know..being alive and stuff.

>>80580121
Oh hey cockatielbud, I just remembered, how did your birbs respond to you putting on a gura karaoke while you were away?

https://x.com/Hoonterz/status/1811906843205071244

>>80579389
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE HER SOON!!!!! WAHHH!!!!!!!!!

I ate a meal bar for my lunch/dinner but I’m still hungry.

>>80580802
what are the odds gura tried this with her own pen light?

>>80579832
You're bringing back a lot of memories there, I think I had my parents let me use that stuff on my tummy to help me sleep. It felt nice...

>>80580879
you have no Idea how much I want to experience exactly that

>>80580944
Probably around 5%. She's already got at least one vibe.

>>80580461
Thanks for the reminder chumbie. I gotta do that tomorrow when they are loud and active

>>80581014
No she doesn’t.

>>80580802
The post is gone what was it?

Do you think Gura has used a magic wand to play with Ame's pussy before?

>>80581124
It's not. It's still there.

>>80580944
She vibes, insertion scares her.

goob night

>>80581164
Sorry, I'm rate-limited like always.

>>80581031
Based, may they be the first avian chumbuds outside of Holotori

>>80581236
She fucked with her bellybutton until it bled and you think she didn't plumb every hole?

>>80580944
I’d probably put this Goob in my top 10. Is a good Goob.

>>80581318
Here, rate limiters should be rewarded for their sacrifice.
https://litter.catbox.moe/hwhszs.jpg

Gura cute Gura cute!

will goop goop goop tomorrow or sunday?

>>80581351
Those are two very different parts of the body!

>>80581483
I'm not sure, but I hope she goops at her normal time or later because I'm busy during the day both days.

>>80581467
This site can’t provide a secure connection. does not work for me
I will keep the twitter link bookmarked so that I'm no longer rate-limited.

>>80581550
She's very hole-curious. It might be the thing she's most curious about.

>>80581618
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120480914

>>80581556
busy bud why are you always too busy for gura?

>>80580174
I like the holomeet shirt, Gura's is one of the best from that group

>>80581692
They probably don’t have an account either. What’s the artists’ name and what keyword should they search for that’s related to the image?

https://www.youtube.com/watch/q3fQn-8h_Ac

>>80581712
>my hands look like this so her hands can look like this

>>80581692
Very nice That worked. I give that to her it's me by the way.

I got nacho fries

>>80580425
Don't worry about it bud, take your time

>>80581937
They are back?

>>80581985
Hai!!

>>80581900
are you going to eat those?

>>80582029
They’ve been back for awhile you fucking imbecile.

>>80582358

>>80582378
Nobody goes to taco bell now cause it's too expensive so how are we to know?

Please don't fight about nacho fries...

>>80582378
I don't eat out a lot. Also, I never had them before. I was told the cheese sauce you have to buy on top of the fries. I always think what If I don't like them? how much will this cost me? Should I get a big mac to go with it? I like to think that is something Gura would do.

>>80579470
wait are we unironically posting furshit now?

>>80582482
Good point. I have no rebuttal. I concede.

>>80582609
Gura is a furry

>>80582725
No Gura is a shark and they are smooth like sand paper.

>>80581900
Cute

>>80582609

>>80582560
I actually never got the fries before. Nor their pizza. Just get a party box - it’s like 20 tacos. My friend used to get like 10 frito burritos and eat them over the course of 2 days. Strange fellow.

>>80582480
that wasn't a no~

>>80583132
Gura thinks kittys are cute even though Gura’s kitty attacks her when she walks by. You will NOT eat the kittys.

>>80582786
She's a dog cat shak girl

I wish DQ had more options. Their chicken tendies haven’t been the best lately and I’m not really hungry for a borgar because I ate one yesterday from wendys…

>>80583400
too late...

>>80579027 (me)
I just thought of something that would align with everything they both said: maybe it has something to do with the EN Minecraft server being down?
At the beginning of one-block, when Kiara showed her server list, it said that both the main and EN servers were unavailable. However, they had different error codes, and while it seemed like the main server was just a different version error, the EN server wasn't pinging at all. Kiara said she didn't know what was going on but was told something was wrong by staff.
In recent weeks, it hasn't been fixed and during FWMC's recent Minecraft stream, it still wasn't pinging in the menu.

What if staff made a colossal fuck up deleted it somehow? Or maybe the new Minecraft patch broke their portals mod and staff told EN that they aren't going to bother trying to fix it?
I can imagine losing that server because of a stupid decision by staff would make Gura mad if she starts thinking about everything that they'd lose.
It would also make a ton of fans upset, but the issue might resolve itself if staff can fix it, which would cover everything Mori said about it.

I think this might be it. I think they were told by management that they were probably going to lose the EN server.

>>80583646
Donkey Kong makes Borgars now?

>>80583670
I warned you. Nothing personal kid.
*Casts grasp heart*

>>80581623
Yeah but picking at your belly button until it bleeds is an itch you might not really notice until you see or feel blood. But puncturing a hymen suddenly must feel like a real seppuku to the genitals.

>>80583009
I used to get the party box.

WIFE

My wife is awake!

>>80583703
If that is all there is to it that would be fine. Yes very upsetting to lose everything but that is something easy to get over.

i love my communicative shark

She's pointing at me btw

>>80580210
I'm very familiar with that channel, yeah. Here's a different channel's video of a cockatoo going schizo mode and screaming (in triumph?) as his owner destroys his old cage.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XM8aBESf8EI

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1811935270440243269
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1811935270440243269
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1811935270440243269

>>80583765
Fool! Having instant death immunity in one of your items is incredibly basic. You have no chance of killing players with instant death
spells that easily.
I CAST FALLEN DOWN

Memes are real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znRRtKM8fuE

>>80584179
I can’t believe you’ve done this

>>80584122
Using Gura as a skateboard
Sexually

>member post to reassure us because she knew she'd have to shill later in the day

but gura my knees

>>80584474
I belieb it

>>80584474
>seething /#/ tourist

>>80584023
>that is something easy to get over.
It really wouldn't be though. EN, especially myth and council spent countless hours making memories on that server, not to mention Haachama's Haachamawart's build. And for council, they'd lose Sana's contributions and the stuff they did together.
Losing it wouldn't be life ending, but it'd be devastating to all of them. You sound like a complete fucking asshole.
Like an absolute shit-eating retard.

>>80584474
Nobody else shilled theirs.
She just wants more money.

>>80584474
What happened to Tweets coming from Mane-san? Doesn't fit your shitpost this time?

More like
>She just wants some more dick

>>80584794
yeah mine

Remember the retards who kept saying she was in Japan now and during the past week or so? Looks like you were wrong, retards. You wanted her to be in Japan because that is your cope for her not streaming LOL WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING RETARDS. SHE STREAMED UNTIL HER BIRTHDAY AND THEN SHE DISAPPEARED. I TOLD YOU RETARDS

>>80584780
This one is obviously her. Learn social mane-san's style and contrast it with Gura's.

I'm getting good at making caramelized onions chumbies. It only took an hour this time.

>>80575520
i hate that the dino gura mod for palworld broke and won't play gura's voice lines.

>>80585257
nice, I always burn them...

>>80585285
Does it not work anymore? That sucks

Gura has given me the motivation I need to stop being a NEET and get off my ass and wageslave make some money. Anyone else?

>>80585242
clearly you need to do you mane-san reps. it's very obvious when mane-san is emulating gura's style. and this is defintely mane-san

>>80585385
yup, did the same for me, she also motivated me to work out and stop being a fat fuck

>>80585351
the dino gura model swaps correctly but the sounds it makes no longer change, so it feels weird to have dino gura making cattiva sonds.

>>80585457
Same here chumbro. Fuck yeah

>>80585457
but she loves fat fucks as much as she loves buff buds.

>>80585334
I don't know if my method is the best but I put a tablespoon of oil with my chopped onions in the pot. Then I blast them at medium high heat until they start sweatin their juices. I set it to med and then I'll stir it every 5 minutes. If its lookin dry at the bottom, I add water. Bing bang boom it comes out good after an hour or two.

>>80584746
She obviously doesn't care about money, otherwise she'd have been grinding various numbers the whole time she was ghosting.
The only explanations that aren't full of holes are either a) she thinks this merch is particularly cool, or b) now that she's back, when mane-san would have tweeted for her she can just reach out to Gura to do it instead, and she does

>>80585230
Retard, did you not see the members post? She said she's been super busy with hololive work these past two weeks and there's no other time she'll be able to record her parts for Breaking Dimensions in the coming weeks.
In other words, she all but confirmed she was in Japan these past two weeks, you embarrassing fucking moron. Holy fuck, you are dumb.

>>80585495
Thats lame. I've been waiting for palworld to leave early access before I play again. Hopefully thats fixed by then

>>80585567
I'm fairly muscular now, but I still have a bit of a gut and love handles, you don't notice it as long as I wear a shirt though, mostly because my chest is sticking out now and my belt is keeping it contained a bit too.

>>80585663
1-2 hours?! I didn't know it'd take that long, I probably cooked them on too high heat. I'll try that next time, thanks bud.

>>80584638
It will be ok chumbie. The girls will still remember the times they had fun on it and we also still have the vods

>>80586232
Apparently you can do it faster but I'm not much of a chef.

>>80585230
What >>80585936 said
She proved you wrong and the we're-so-back-buds were vindicated - again. Bet you feel like a stupid faggot now, but coping about it is just ugly

>>80586062
hopefully they don't look like mantits, i hate that period between fat fuck and lean where your pectoral fat doesn't burn as fast as the rest of your torso.

>>80586259
Getting rid of it for some stupid reason would make the EN members and the fans angry though.
And so if somehow my dumb theory is right and this is really what Gura and Mori are angry and vague posting about, then that anger is justified and management need to fix it.

I will leave her weak and gasping and dripping my goom from every hole

:D

>>80585936
She is not in Japan you fucking coping retard. She just doesn't like her fans. Or she would stream. The other girls find a way and they are actually in Japan.

>>80586399
I wrote >>80585936.
One thing possibly supporting him though: she told us she was going to tell us about her food poisoning and that it was her fault. If she's trying to avoid outright saying that she was in Japan, then that might not be possible if she's going to talk about how she made herself sick. I guess she'll say tomorrow or Sunday, but it's possible maybe she wasn't in Japan if she doesn't mention it.

>>80586399
We aren't back. Because she's gone or has hololive homework, that doesn't mean she's in Japan, you fucking retard. Remember when she used the "Hololive homework" excuse for months and months when she wasn't in Japan? LOL FUCKING YESMAN COPEBUD OWNED!

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

I ate DQ and a large blizzard. It wasn’t very appetizing but at least I’m not hungry anymore I guess.

>>80587742
Is this a falseflag? Are you tring to paint skepticalbuds as retards by pretending to be stupid?

>>80587850
We've been back for months now.

>>80587742
Your tears are delicious. Your anger towards her was completely unjustified. Get btfo'd

>>80584746
Based money shark

>>80588036
I know, but I feels good to say it.

>>80587934
A blizzard would make my tommy hort from all the dairy

>saw goob's tweet
>tried to generate a shrimp doing a kickflip
>all results had multiple shrimps cheering
what did they mean by this

>>80588437
That’s because your tummy needs to be corrected

>>80588743
i guess whatever data the model was trained off of had more skaters doing a trick in front of a crowd than alone?

>>80588743
It means our people are unified once more

>>80589145
I was thinking along the lines of doing tricks is impressive, and audience cheer when they’re impressed. We got any other theories buds?

>>80582786
You'd be surprised if you know how many times she uwu

Lulling Gura to sleep with my engorged, musky dick and balls engulfing her face and drenching her in the pungent scent of my masculinity

>>80589529
Gura.. please stop horny posting in here..

>>80589696
come soak this cute defenseless sleepy little shark girl in your stink, stinky~

>>80590131
Are you one of the fags who complain in chat about Gura being weird every time she gets horny

I am ballin I am faded

>>80590429
But are you cool

>>80590420
Gura is too sophisticated to fall victim to the follies of man. Hornyness is trivial to the emotions she harbors.

S-stop being so horny...

Manesan please give Gura the idea of playing THPS to advertise the cool skateboards

>>80590606
ye

>>80590687
My wife's every last brain cell is dedicated to the sole function of being a cute little cocktease

>>80590709
I just want to rape this poster is that too much to ask

gura's the type of girl that got yelled at for being in the shower too long

I want to rape the meta raper

>>80591104
You know the rules. You’re only allowed to rape the Saplings.

The hornyposting shall continue until my cute slutty little wife takes responsibility for being so cute, delicate and delectably rapeable

>>80591457

>>80583703
Here's the timestamp of Kiara saying she thinks she she was told that staff are taking down the EN server forever.
https://youtu.be/ivKr-2hdARY?t=513
Kiara and her manager have been wrong about stuff in the past, but she also sometimes says sensitive stuff that she's not explicitly told not to say. So we still need confirmation, but if it was just confirmed to Gura and Mori, then that could be what they're upset about, possibly.
It's extremely fucking weird that no one in EN has mentioned this yet, even after a month. I really hope management isn't doing some shady shit and trying to silently take it down hoping no one notices and telling the girls not to mention it or something.

>>80591225
She's also the type of girl that was teased about not making eye contact enough, that's why she's so serious about it now.

>>80591352
Ugh, fiiiiine
Come on out sapbros, this chumbie's got some urges to take care of
You're coming too >>80591303, time to run a train on some plants

>>80591543
How many Minecraft servers are there?
JP, ID, EN, and there was a new joint one right?

Shark heil

>>80591543
so what is the point of taking down the server

>>80593235
they want to save money, and it would cost a whole 5-10 bucks to host it!

>>80593838
cute

do you think the stream might be super early again?

>>80593950
if she has a morning meeting again maybe

Repent hereticbuds

*chops your dick off*

>>80594481
no u

>>80594562
Why is Gura emasculating her chumbies with a katana

>>80594644
>>80594481
Anathema!

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

>>80591896
There's the original JP server. I'm not sure when it was made, but they stopped using it in 2019 when 3rd gen debuted. Three years ago, Miko went back to look at it. It was being preserved by Subaru. I'm not sure if it's still running, but I believe Subaru still has it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tY_DaDccrCA
This was the one with the large mural of Sora.

Then there's the JP server which is what most of the us who started watching in 2020 remember. This was the main server until early 2023.
Several resource servers were created that were linked to this one. They were temporary and were reset every so often. I believe they went through three generations of the resource server, with the last one containing Nene's extremely long Mesa Mesa Road.

Then there's the EN and ID servers that were created in 2020 with the debuts of those branches.

Finally, in 2023, staff decided to make a shared server with portals going to JP, EN, and ID servers. This is the current main server.

>>80594741
Hungy.

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>80591225
I had a weird phase as a kid where I showered 6 times a day. Now I barely shower

>>80594815
>Gura is Gawr
>Dino Gura is just Gura in a Dino costume
>Gawr eats Dino Gura
>Gura eats Gura
They weren't lying about pregnancy giving women weird cravings, man I love my cute autocannibal sharkwife

>>80594848
*insert that gory fanart where Gura is literally eating your dick and balls*

>>80594836
Also, I'm not sure, because it's a tiny bit before I started watching hololive, but I believe the original server was a creative mode server at first, but later became survival mode.

It's been a while chumbuds. What are you all doing?

>>80593362
It's privately hosted. So it's actually completely free.

>>80595134
I'm playing shitty chinaman games. Finally got ellen joe

>>80595134
I'm watching anime and eating my leftover meatballs

>>80595134
I know gura... she a freak

>>80595134
its sleepy time

>>80595134
Clearing my bank in osrs

>>80595134
Watching some podcasts, can't go into more detail or I'll get accused of /pol/shit

Teasing Gura for being flat during sex

>>80595134
Learning to draw Onee-loli

>>80595134
I’m on episode 13 of season 4 Overlord.

>>80595134
was finishing some work and playing kakarot now just gonna play some mario party with my bf cuz my brother ghosted me about continuing our ck2 game. excited for a possible zatsu tomorrow.

She thinks of us.

https://www.aowotoys.com/products/aowobox-gsc-pop-up-parade-hololive-gawr-gura-figure-theme-display-box

I love this creature
The shart

>>80596873
Neat

>>80596858

did Okayu ever talk about being in Gura's BD live?

>>80594793

>>80596960

>>80597517
holy shark dumpy

>>80595134
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>80595566
Are you boning Nerissa?

>>80597883
Nyo

>>80585230
Is it a copypasta? I think I've read this text several times before

>>80597928
70% of every /ggg/ thread is identical same retards posting the same pictures and message over and over again

>>80574923
>>80575813
>>80576626
>>80577276
>>80579076
>>80579136
>>80579389

every time why

>>80598095
What else can they do? Its not like their idol shows up to work

Aaaaand here come the sisters

So many fembuds in denial.

>>80598095
>>80598473
Because ritualposts, like any other social convention or cultural institution, are a wholesome product of shared sentiments and lived experiences in a common space (in this case, a virtual space) over a long period of time
And also function as shibboleths that serve to distinguish the ingroup - chumbuds - from outsiders, like yourselves and your fellow catalogshitters
You retarded uncultured peasants

>>80598095
theyre encrypted messages sisters like you wouldnt understand

Ermm excuse me chumbies.
Can chumbody please tell me which one to watch next?

>>80599098
chobits

>>80599098
Can vouch for Konosuba, Gura actually read through a bit of it a while back. Been years since I've watched it though
And by "Hellsinger" do you perhaps mean "Hellsing"

>>80599098
I liked Watamote, if you're a shy introvert with no friends you will strongly relate to the MC

>>80599098
Chobits

>>80599098
watamote for the gura experience

>>80599098
chuunibyou then space dandy, also put gochiusa on your list

>>80599098
Watch Dungeon Meshi so you can talk about SOMETHING modern

>>80599098
Anime pro here. Watch Kaii to Otome first.
Pic related.

>>80599098
>>80599328
I'd recommend watching it while you're eating a meal, because it'll make you hungry

>>80599222
Ye

>>80591543
How many of the ENs actually care about the EN server or even the shared one? aside from Fauna building her giant tree. I don't really see this as something to be upset about.

Making Gura jerk me off with her fingers in the heart-hand shape and spraying my potent goom all over her face and letting my sperms penetrate into the depths of her every pore

Ok ok! All the ones you guys say to watch now I’ll put in rotation. Also I’ll always add more to the list so please don’t hesitate to suggest whatever you think!

>>80599506
I heard it's actually good for your skin, at least for women

I have farted for over 20 years now, do you think that there is a chance that even 1 atom that has been inside my butt has reached Guras sniff-hole?

>>80589529
Is it common to fall asleep with dick and balls on your face?

>>80599550
All the more reason to smear it even deeper into her face after I'm done

>>80599830
Don't think so, I like sexually bullying my shark wife in peculiar and innovative ways

This my wife.

>>80599549
Watch Amaama to Inazuma, its great.

>>80599390
ToT

>>80600005
Hi Deadbeat, I'm glad your wife has fun with my wife Gura

Why is Gura punishing us? Are we really that bead?

>bead

>>80600050
Added to list and current rotation!

>>80599549
>Kaijuu 8-gou
the MC becomes a kaiju and fights other kaiju, has One Punch Man vibes (also watch One Punch Man if you haven't already)
>Solo Leveling (Ore dake Level Up na Ken)
pretty good power fantasy anime, has really good fights
>gushing over magical girls
because picrel

Those multiple partners? All me

>>80600199
Oh oh oh, have you watched Cowboy Bebop chumbie?
If not it's a must-watch, cannot recommend highly enough!

>>80599990

moving is stressful but listening to gura sing or chat heals me

>>80600501
I want to eat this breadshark

>>80600363
No, but that’s a good suggestions!
The only anime’s I’ve watched are Naruto, Death Note, Code Geass, Dragon Ball, ermm…I think that’s it. Oh yeah, and now Overlord! But I’ll add Cowboy Bebop to the list and rotation.

>>80600459
You missed one Gutsbud >>80589953

>>80600612
>Naruto
Fun fact about Naruto; Gura once had a crush on Sokka

>>80589953

>>80600612
Based animebud

>>80600501
can't tell if it's bread of wood

>>80600696
Thank you for your service
>>80600665
>Naruto
>Sokka
A-anon...

>>80600744
or*

>>80600744
There is a pizza owen in the background, a kitchen knife & kitchen benches, so my guess is wood

>>80600696
>>80600459
>>80591533
Huh, I've never been slain by Gutsbud three times in one thread before
Should I seek help

>>80600836
google recognizes it as bread and now I'm hungry again.

>>80600983
there's at least 2 Gutsbuds lately, maybe more.

>>80600836
Now i want wood fired pizza ;´)

>>80601141
huhaha

>>80601141
By my estimates there are well over 59 Gutsbuds.

I'm hungwy now

>>80601317
How did you ascertain this? MD5 checksums or something?

that was weird. i was looking at a picture of my sharkwife and i experienced some kind of double goom. my balls feel extra empty.

>>80600665
Wasn’t he supposed to be annoying on purpose? Why didn’t Gura like Aang? Don’t tell me it was because he’s bald. I started balding before I even hit 20. Life is hell.

>>80601321
See if Gura has any spare
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>>80594741
>>80594848

>>80601423
Ermmm. Yeah. I think about maybe 10 Md5 checksums and maybe even some MD6 too. I also you PGP encryption to double check there were no vulnerabilities in my backdoor

>>80601539
Chumbie what the fuck are you talking about

>>80599549
I forgot to add Henjin no Salad Bowl because Sara is cute daughterwife and Shuumatsu Train was pretty interesting and liked the weirdness of it.

>>80601621
I’m ummmm. I was just trying to impress you guys with my computer skills but maybe I need to brush up on them some more…

>>80601690
Added chumbie

>>80601729
It's okay chumbie, truth be told I'm so autistic I just couldn't tell if you were making that kind of joke or if you were making fun of me for saying something dumb myself
Like, I had to google if MD6 was a thing to make sure I wasn't crazy or something lmao

>>80601690
TuT

>>80601729
we should bully this nerdbud

I want a stream where Gura downloads Linux (Debian), make a bootable USB, then install Linux, preferable with i3wm (Gnome is okay but boring), then install neovim & rust, then code a simple CLI-tool in rust all while using picrel for inputs. I think that would be her best stream by far, the amount of gamer-words, frustration, desk-slams, lasso-swing her mouse or maybe even her entire computer by the cord & chuck it against the wall, THAT would be one of the streams of all time, would she even get past a bootable USB?

I am gonna nag about it /here until you guys make it happen

>>80601956
Holy shit he's back
How're you doing install-Linux-ergonomic-keyboard-bud